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CLOSING TIME

There's a sound that's rumblin' deep inside, a hunger from coast to coast.

Hunger for peace and brotherhood, hunger for food that's really good

Hey Beavis, isn't there something we're supposed to do tonight?

Watch TV?

I think we're supposed to like, leave the house.

- Is there another monster truck show? - No, I would've remembered that.

And an appetite for food that's pretty good.

So go outside and make a friend, take them by the hand

to Burger World, the fast food promised land!

- Burger World... - Burger World!

Tha's it! We're supposed to like, go to work!

That sucks!

No Beavis, guess what shift we have!

Late shift!

Hey, it's one of those pork... pine... cones... things.

And it's about to be run over!

Hit it! Hit it! Hit it!

Whoa, look that giant teddy bear.

A giant titty bar? Where? Where? Where?

No, butthole! A teddy bear.

Oh yeah... look, he's kicking ass! Kick him! Yeah, kick him! Get him! Get him!

That was cool!

Hey Butt-Head, check it out, a giant moth!

Bug spray rules!

How like, when you see a fly and you, like, spray it in mid air.

And it falls on the ground and it goes:

That's pretty cool, Beavis!

Can you do, like, a locust?

Yeah, check this out.

Now for my next trick:

This is a slug after you pour salt on it.

You're pretty cool sometimes, Beavis.

Yeah, thanks.

- Whoa, that looks cool! - Yeah, yeah.

That was pretty cool!

Hey Butt-Head, check out these nightcrawlers I found in the parking lot.

Nightcrawler!

Bring forth the sacrificial worms!

And now, to make the seasoned curly fries!

- I'll give you a quarter if you eat one. - No way Butt-Head,

these are for the next customer.

Dude, there isn't gonna be another customer.

It's closing time. You know what that means?

Burger Tag!

You're it, dude.

Whoa! That was cool!

One quarter-pound World Burger with cheese!

Cool! One chocolate shake!

- One family pack of chicken nuggets! - One large cola!

Would you like some fries to go with that, sir?

Yeah! Yeah!

We're, like, closed.

I am not a customer.

I'm from the health inspector's office, my name is Harry Buddisker.

Buttwhisker?

Harry Buttwhisker.

Boys, I normally don't come out this late,

but tonight alone I have received several complaints about this restaurant.

For example: how do you explain this mess?

There seems to be a problem with the ceiling fan.

Well, with just one look, I can tell you right now

this place is gonna get shut down for at least a few days.

Well, I've counted 37 health violations

and I'm willing to bet they were all caused during your shift.

Say, something sure smells good!

That would be our seasoned curly fries, sir.

Hand picked.

Well, you know, I am kinda hungry,

and I'd hate to see you throw all that good food away.

Maybe I can cut you a little break in exchange for some of those fries?

We also have a few dozen extra burgers.

No thanks.

They've probably been sitting at room temperature long enough to get worms.

Well, boys, here's a copy of the paperwork.

I'll be in contact with your manager tomorrow morning.

In the mean time, this restaurant is to remain closed.

And all the food is hereby declared unservable.

- What does that mean? - It means you can do whatever

you want with it, as long as you don't serve it to the customers.

Burger war!

Whoa, check out this frog.

Yeah! Frogs are cool!

Hey Butt-Head, see if there's a baseball game on.

No way, Beavis.

- This chick's almost naked. - Yeah! Yeah! Cool!

Yeah, let's watch this.

How come this chick is hanging around with that frog?

Because, haven't you ever heard of about that thing, if you make out with a frog

you turn into Prince?

Really?

- You mean like, Fresh Prince? - No, buttmunch!

Whoa, he's wrapping his tongue around her.

I can see that, Butt-Head.

This is the coolest of all frogs.

There is none higher.

I've never seen a frog this cool.

Me neither.

And I've seen a lot of frogs come and go.

Yeah.

What the hell?

If I ever get my hands on the punks who did this!

Say, something smells good!

Try the curly fries!

That was cool.

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