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NAKED COLONY

Hey! You gonna stare all day or you gonna buy something?

I'm gonna stare all day.

Hey Butt-Head, check it out!

Whoa, an ad with naked people.

Cool!

Look, there!

Oh, yeah!

Words.

Sunny Grove Nudist Col-o...

Nud... nude people!

We're there dude.

Is this Pearl Jam?

Yeah! Eddie Vedder dyed his hair red.

Wait a minute, this isn't Pearl Jam!

Yeah! It's good to see you thinking, Beavis.

That guy makes faces like Eddie Vedder.

No way. Eddie Vedder makes faces like this guy.

They both make faces like that "John Belucchi" dude.

Yeah. And he's dead.

I heard these guys, like, came first,

and Pearl Jam ripped them off.

No way, Butt-Head! Pearl Jam came first!

Uh, well, they both suck.

Hey Butt-Head, Pearl Jam doesn't suck, they're from Seattle.

Oh, yeah.

That bear is cool.

It takes a lot more than bears to make a video cool, Beavis.

What if the bear was, like, taking a dump?

Well, that might work.

- I wanna dye my hair orange. - Yeah.

You'd look good, Butt-Head. You should do it.

Yeah.

Sunny Grove Nudist Colony, please hold.

- We came to see naked girls. - Yeah, yeah.

Mr. Blackstone will see you shortly.

Is he naked?

At Sunny Grove our philosophy is simple.

We believe nudity is the body's natural stay.

We enter the world naked.

We shower naked.

We make love naked.

That's why we share our nudity with others.

Of course we don't want members who are just out for a sexual experience.

But you boys seem like a good risk to me.

Naked...

Yeah.

All you need to join is your membership fee.

Let's see, that's 4.000 dollars.

This is gonna be cool.

Ah! Watch it!

- Shut up, Beavis! - Oh, yeah.

Are you two new here? You look lost.

The layout is simple.

The pool and jacuzzi are over there, tennis courts are that way.

Snack bar and lockers over that way.

If you need anything, just ask for me, Donna.

Who is up for volleyball.

All right, volleyball! Yeah, cool for me.

- Marco! - Polo!

- Hey Butt-Head, did you see that? - Yeah...

- Come to Butt-Head! - Yeah, me too.

Whoa, check it out! That's that same cat from that Janet Jackson video.

You're looking at the cat?

How old are you, Beavis?

Someday, Beavis, you're gonna have urges like me.

Shut up, Butt-Head. I'm checking out the chick, too.

Yeah.

- Yes! - Cool!

Yeah!

Chains and chicks.

- That's more like it! - Yeah.

Sluts are cool.

Hey Beavis, have you ever drank a beer?

- Yeah. - Oh, yeah? Where'd you get it?

This, like, guy gave it to me.

You haven't drink a beer, lying wuss.

I should, like, join this band.

Yeah, these chicks would talk to us.

They talk to me.

They might tell you to get your sorry-ass out of there.

Yeah, Rock N' Roll is cool.

Whoa!

Beavis and Butt-Head, you lived long and fruitful lives.

Now, what would you say is your crowning achievement.

We saw naked people.

Yeah.

Life is cool.

- These guys seem pretty cool. - Yeah, yeah.

If I was, like, old enough to drink and I was in a bar and I saw these guys,

I'd sit down next to 'em and say, "Hey, how's it goin', man?"

Yeah! And then they'd kick your ass.

Shut up, Butt-Head, I could take these guys.

- Oh, yeah? - Yeah, yeah.

- Yeah, right. - Shut up, Butt-Head.

Whoa. I could be wrong, but I think I saw a naked chick.

Really? You mean on the TV?

No, buttmunch! In the TV.

You mean, like, inside, like, where the tubes are and stuff?

What's your problem, Beavis?

- Okay, look at the TV. You see those guys? - Yeah, yeah.

That's where I saw the naked chick!

But that's just a bunch of guys.

- Dammit, Beavis! Are you stupid? - Yeah.

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