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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:03,960 BE ALL YOU CAN BE 2 00:00:04,140 --> 00:00:07,620 Golly, sarge. Don't make me scrub the latrine again. 3 00:00:09,060 --> 00:00:12,860 Hey Beavis, you know what's in Olivia Newton-John? 4 00:00:12,940 --> 00:00:15,260 Gomer's Pyle, get it? 5 00:00:15,284 --> 00:00:16,285 Yeah. 6 00:00:18,580 --> 00:00:22,460 You're sending that many men up against Rambo? 7 00:00:22,540 --> 00:00:25,140 - Well, just don't forget one thing. - What's that? 8 00:00:25,220 --> 00:00:26,540 A good supply of... 9 00:00:26,940 --> 00:00:29,820 ...zip-lock bags. They're ideal for storing meats. 10 00:00:30,060 --> 00:00:32,420 And now, back to "The Deerhunter". 11 00:00:36,100 --> 00:00:38,759 Whoa, that was cool! 12 00:00:45,490 --> 00:00:48,993 - Whoa! I saw that guy in detention! - Yeah. 13 00:00:49,060 --> 00:00:51,989 He doesn't want to sit up 'cause he's got morning wood. 14 00:00:54,032 --> 00:00:55,616 Rise and shine! 15 00:01:06,845 --> 00:01:11,272 - This is stupid. - Yeah. And it sucks, too. 16 00:01:16,755 --> 00:01:21,611 - These effects aren't very special. - Yeah. These effects suck. 17 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:37,204 If I got a hat like that, 18 00:01:37,671 --> 00:01:39,567 I could be a lead singer. 19 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:41,736 I would be cool. 20 00:01:43,628 --> 00:01:45,056 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 21 00:01:55,428 --> 00:01:56,815 This is stupid. 22 00:01:57,687 --> 00:02:00,912 Yeah, I like the fire, 23 00:02:00,936 --> 00:02:03,344 but they need some chicks in tight shorts. 24 00:02:04,148 --> 00:02:05,795 Then it would be cool. 25 00:02:07,349 --> 00:02:10,207 Yeah, with close-ups on the butt. 26 00:02:11,384 --> 00:02:12,444 Yeah. 27 00:02:28,071 --> 00:02:29,925 You better watch out. 28 00:02:32,087 --> 00:02:35,195 'Cause I'm a war machine. 29 00:02:36,599 --> 00:02:38,675 You better watch out. 30 00:02:40,685 --> 00:02:43,886 'Cause I'm a war machine. 31 00:02:43,903 --> 00:02:46,360 Atten-hut! 32 00:02:46,503 --> 00:02:48,903 Gentlemen, my name is sergeant Dick Leaky. 33 00:02:49,023 --> 00:02:51,023 Some call me "The Rooster". 34 00:02:53,372 --> 00:02:57,262 Yeah, they come to snuff the rooster. 35 00:02:58,263 --> 00:03:00,703 - War songs are cool. - Yeah. 36 00:03:00,823 --> 00:03:03,223 At ease, men. Why don't you come on inside? 37 00:03:03,223 --> 00:03:06,383 I'd like to talk to you about finding your purpose in life. 38 00:03:06,463 --> 00:03:09,103 - This is our purpose. - Yeah. 39 00:03:09,183 --> 00:03:12,333 How about something more ambitious than loitering, boys? 40 00:03:13,343 --> 00:03:15,743 I'll let you touch my MX-35 grenade launcher. 41 00:03:24,423 --> 00:03:26,743 I said you could touch it, not grab it! 42 00:03:27,463 --> 00:03:30,103 So, you boys know anyone in the military? 43 00:03:31,343 --> 00:03:33,616 Beavis's dad was in the navy. 44 00:03:34,183 --> 00:03:35,383 Is that right? 45 00:03:35,423 --> 00:03:38,623 Yeah, he was a semen. 46 00:03:38,703 --> 00:03:41,103 - Yeah. - Get it? 47 00:03:41,223 --> 00:03:43,983 Nothing funny about the military, boy. Grab a seat. 48 00:03:44,063 --> 00:03:46,937 There's a short film I'd like you to see. 49 00:03:52,623 --> 00:03:55,463 OPERATION: HELPING HAND 50 00:03:56,070 --> 00:03:58,680 In operation "Helping Hand" 51 00:03:58,691 --> 00:04:01,165 we use heavy metal to scare the enemy. 52 00:04:01,223 --> 00:04:04,063 And we did more than just scare 'em. 53 00:04:09,863 --> 00:04:12,783 We killed more people before 7 AM, 54 00:04:12,903 --> 00:04:15,783 than some countries kill all day. 55 00:04:15,863 --> 00:04:19,983 There's some really satisfying about doing your job well. 56 00:04:19,983 --> 00:04:22,663 Today's army rocks! 57 00:04:22,703 --> 00:04:25,783 We're looking for a few good headbangers. 58 00:04:25,943 --> 00:04:29,463 Whoa, that was cool! 59 00:04:29,503 --> 00:04:33,143 Yeah, he looked like the lead singer in Pantera. 60 00:04:35,543 --> 00:04:36,703 That oughta get 'em. 61 00:04:42,703 --> 00:04:46,823 You idiots! That's a live grenade! 62 00:04:50,555 --> 00:04:54,647 Are you kids on dope? That grenade's gonna blow! 63 00:05:02,610 --> 00:05:06,480 Whoa, that was cool! 64 00:05:07,987 --> 00:05:10,945 Yeah, that was kinda cool. 65 00:05:15,053 --> 00:05:18,998 Listen up men! The way I see it, you owe me one. 66 00:05:19,343 --> 00:05:23,703 I'll be honest with you. Being in the United States Army is an important job. 67 00:05:23,703 --> 00:05:26,583 And it's not always easy finding the best people. 68 00:05:26,623 --> 00:05:28,423 Do you know what a quota is? 69 00:05:29,423 --> 00:05:31,583 You mean like, twenty five cents? 70 00:05:31,687 --> 00:05:32,782 No. 71 00:05:32,983 --> 00:05:37,427 I'm prepared to promise you your own guns, ammo, grenades and uniforms. 72 00:05:37,463 --> 00:05:39,023 I'll get you a delayed entry 73 00:05:39,023 --> 00:05:41,711 and I can probably get you stationed at Fort Dix. 74 00:05:42,823 --> 00:05:46,004 - Is that anywhere near Fort Nuts? - Yeah. 75 00:05:47,743 --> 00:05:49,543 All you have to do is sign. 76 00:05:49,543 --> 00:05:52,943 And if you decide you don't like the army, there are ways to get out. 77 00:05:52,983 --> 00:05:55,183 So, what do you say, boys? 78 00:05:55,183 --> 00:05:58,140 Does this mean that Beavis will have to shave his butt? 79 00:05:58,163 --> 00:06:01,523 Listen you maggots, I took a bullet for Uncle Sam! 80 00:06:01,543 --> 00:06:04,143 And if you dirtbags don't sign this papers, 81 00:06:04,223 --> 00:06:06,573 you're gonna take a bullet for me! 82 00:06:08,943 --> 00:06:11,171 This deal sounds pretty good. 83 00:06:11,423 --> 00:06:13,677 You know, free explosives. 84 00:06:14,063 --> 00:06:17,503 Yeah, if you're gonna sign up, I guess I will too. 85 00:06:19,543 --> 00:06:20,958 Very good. 86 00:06:21,903 --> 00:06:24,903 Seems you boys enlisted by assigning yourself a rank. 87 00:06:24,903 --> 00:06:28,503 So, which one of you signed up as 88 00:06:28,503 --> 00:06:30,423 Major Woody 89 00:06:30,423 --> 00:06:33,263 and... Private Parts? 90 00:06:34,143 --> 00:06:36,563 Why, you little pinkos! 91 00:06:49,631 --> 00:06:50,931 Yes! 92 00:06:52,306 --> 00:06:54,460 This kicks ass! 93 00:06:55,989 --> 00:06:57,664 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 94 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:15,671 Brian Johnson looks like he's taking a dump. 95 00:07:16,833 --> 00:07:20,802 Yeah, he's constipated, 'cause he is old. 96 00:08:07,496 --> 00:08:11,481 Hey Beavis, you think we're on, like, a highway to hell? 97 00:08:12,748 --> 00:08:13,805 Yeah. 98 00:08:23,456 --> 00:08:25,535 These guys dress cool. 99 00:08:26,354 --> 00:08:29,160 Yeah, they always wear the same thing. 100 00:08:29,854 --> 00:08:30,884 Yeah. 101 00:08:31,633 --> 00:08:34,236 Hey, we always wear the same thing. 102 00:08:35,510 --> 00:08:36,560 Yeah. 103 00:08:37,491 --> 00:08:39,782 I had this shirt on for six months. 104 00:08:40,582 --> 00:08:44,355 Yeah, I had this shirt on for seven months. 105 00:08:45,318 --> 00:08:46,580 That was cool. 106 00:08:58,605 --> 00:09:00,749 I got his bullets. What did you get? 107 00:09:17,845 --> 00:09:19,555 That was cool. 108 00:09:23,675 --> 00:09:26,899 - Smoke. - Yeah, smoke is cool. 109 00:09:36,988 --> 00:09:40,142 - Whoa, this video is cool! - Yeah. 110 00:09:40,825 --> 00:09:43,433 These guys should be on TV constantly. 111 00:10:06,451 --> 00:10:08,786 What's he saying? "I'm a drag"? 112 00:10:08,786 --> 00:10:09,954 "I'm a train". 113 00:10:11,222 --> 00:10:13,747 - He's saying "mama drag". - Yeah. 114 00:10:19,964 --> 00:10:24,334 - These guys rock! - Yeah, they kick butt! 115 00:10:24,384 --> 00:10:28,934 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 8312

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