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FRIDAY
NIGHT
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Welcome back to "This Old House".
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To finish off the bathroom
Sue is gonna fill in the tile with grout.
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No more grout, Bob.
I'm getting a divorce.
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To get a divorce
I went so see Dave, our lawyer.
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How are you doing, Dave?
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- You ready?
- Yeah!
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Tonight is the night!
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- Hey Butt-Head, you got your rain coat?
- Yeah.
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Ribbed.
For her pleasure.
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Yeah, unscented.
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Friday night!
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- We're gonna score.
- Yeah.
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Rico.
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Suave.
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Rico.
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Suave.
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Whoa.
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Rottorro, burritos, tacos.
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Rabbaddadda.
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Yeah,
guacamole.
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That was cool.
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Hey Butt-Head, what's
a gigolo?
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That's, like, one of
those really fat dudes.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Change it.
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Whoa!
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- This sucks!
- Yeah.
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And it sucks, too.
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- That's what I said! Bum wipe.
- Oh yeah.
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She should get naked.
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Shut up, Beavis!
You're slobbering all over me!
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She's pretty friendly for a
chick with a mohawk.
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Yeah.
Chicks with mohawks are cool.
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- Does she want candy?
- Yeah.
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She wants a Baby Ruth
and some Starburst.
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- And some Wacky Wafers.
- Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Check it out.
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Yeah.
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- It's still there.
- Yeah.
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Whoa!
Chick ahoy!
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Go get her.
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Chili burger, huh?
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Did you score?
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Sort of.
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I'm hungry.
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- Hey, you gonna pay for that?
- I guess.
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- Yeah, you guessed right.
- Oh yeah?
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What do I win?
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- Whoa!
- Yeah.
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Hey Butt-Head, I'm getting a stiffy.
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Yeah, me too.
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Friday night is cool.
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You! What's your name?
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Never mind. Come here!
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I love you.
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You! Yeah, come here!
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I saw her first, bunghole.
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Now listen, you just keep
quiet and play dumb.
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- What does that mean?
- Let's go!
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Fifty cents.
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Alright guys, what's in your clothes?
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- Wouldn't you like to know?
- Yeah.
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Hit it, boys!
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- Hit what?
- Run!
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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
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- Whoa! That chick is naked!
- Yeah, yeah.
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- She has the flag on her face.
- Yeah, yeah.
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"I pledge allegiance to the flag
of the United States of America,
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and to the Republican for
which it stands, invisible".
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Shut up, Beavis!
We're missing this video!
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- And it doesn't even suck.
- Oh yeah.
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- Yes!
- Yeah, yeah.
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- This kicks butt!
- Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
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That drummer has lights
coming out of his butt.
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Yeah. Lights are cool!
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Especially when they
come out of your butt.
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- These guys must be, like, hallucinating.
- Yeah.
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Like back in the sixties, when you
like, see stuff you don't believe.
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Yeah.
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I must be hallucinating now.
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I can't believe they're
playing something cool.
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Yeah.
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- Toys are cool.
- Yeah.
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- These guys rock!
- Yeah, yeah!
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They rock!
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This is cool.
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Well, I gotta go.
You boys did good.
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- Hey, take us with you.
- Yeah.
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We want you to be our woman.
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Sorry, but I got important things to do.
Things you can't be a part of.
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- Like what?
- Well, I got to get gas.
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Bye, biker lady.
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You think she does it?
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Yeah.
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Hey Butt-Head, I still got my condominium.
What would I do with it?
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Saturday night!
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This sucks!
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- This sucks!
- Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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They suck.
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This is that group with George Michael,
and Kenny G,
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- and Snow.
- Yeah.
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It's a super suck group!
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Hey Beavis, you think if I sang like a
wuss, I could get some chicks?
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- Well, you look like a wuss...
- Shut up, Beavis!
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And you talk like a wuss...
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I'll kick your ass like a wuss
if you don't shut up!
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This is irritating.
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Is this that Madonna video where she
gets naked in front of that little kid?
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Yeah.
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- Hey, that's not Madonna.
- Yeah.
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She kissed him where?
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Down there.
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Hey Beavis,
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have you ever had a
chick kiss you there?
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Where?
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Uh... anywhere.
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Yeah.
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- Oh yeah?
- Yeah.
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- Liar.
- Shut up, Butt-Head!
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That would be cool if girls just
did what you wanted them to.
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Yeah. Maybe we could make 'em, like,
come over and mow the lawn
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and do all your chores and stuff.
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Oh, yeah?
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How old are you, Beavis?
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- This video is complicated.
- Yeah, yeah.
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I mean, I like the boobs
and the butts and stuff, but
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it just seems like it needs some
accidents and some blood!
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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