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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,268 --> 00:00:03,689 WASHING THE DOG 2 00:00:05,646 --> 00:00:08,041 Okay. Comfy, Mr. Swinerton? 3 00:00:08,886 --> 00:00:11,395 Oh, yes, I'm fine. I'm... 4 00:00:12,286 --> 00:00:13,999 That guy is old. 5 00:00:15,686 --> 00:00:17,996 You're just being nice to my rich husband 6 00:00:17,996 --> 00:00:20,491 so he'll put you in his will. 7 00:00:21,726 --> 00:00:25,601 Tune in tomorrow for another episode of "The Rich And The Horny". 8 00:00:28,526 --> 00:00:31,399 Hey Butt-Head, do we know any old guys? 9 00:00:33,766 --> 00:00:35,285 Mr. Anderson. 10 00:00:38,606 --> 00:00:39,875 Yeah. 11 00:00:40,086 --> 00:00:41,560 We're there. 12 00:00:50,606 --> 00:00:53,843 Hey Mr. Anderson, are you gonna die pretty soon? 13 00:00:55,166 --> 00:00:57,800 Yeah, and leave all your money to someone? 14 00:00:59,166 --> 00:01:00,845 That would be cool. 15 00:01:01,446 --> 00:01:04,240 Boys, every man faces death. 16 00:01:04,326 --> 00:01:07,040 Lord knows I've faced it many times. 17 00:01:07,246 --> 00:01:09,022 I took lead at Anzio. 18 00:01:09,046 --> 00:01:11,396 I was napalmed in Korea. 19 00:01:11,486 --> 00:01:13,502 And boy, that little filly in Paris 20 00:01:13,526 --> 00:01:16,957 put an awful strain on my ticker, I tell you what. 21 00:01:17,246 --> 00:01:18,720 On your what? 22 00:01:21,926 --> 00:01:25,622 Yep boys, I've arm-wrestled with death all my life. 23 00:01:25,646 --> 00:01:26,982 But it's been a good life, 24 00:01:27,006 --> 00:01:28,722 and when the Grim Reaper comes a-knockin', 25 00:01:28,746 --> 00:01:30,885 this van will stop rocking. 26 00:01:30,909 --> 00:01:34,080 So, are you gonna die soon? 27 00:01:34,509 --> 00:01:37,983 - Yes boys, I'm afraid it's inevitable. - Cool. 28 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:43,363 So... you got any, like, chores you want us to do? 29 00:01:43,487 --> 00:01:46,124 Yeah. We won't charge you nothing. 30 00:01:47,046 --> 00:01:50,636 Well, that's mighty nice of you boys. Let's see here. 31 00:01:51,206 --> 00:01:53,742 Well, you could give Colette here a bath. 32 00:01:53,766 --> 00:01:55,502 She ain't been feeling well lately. 33 00:01:55,526 --> 00:01:58,479 She's been rolling around in her own sick. 34 00:02:01,086 --> 00:02:03,402 Smells like teen spirit. 35 00:02:03,766 --> 00:02:05,524 Smells like your butt. 36 00:02:08,166 --> 00:02:10,436 Okay dude, we'll be back. 37 00:02:15,846 --> 00:02:18,582 - This is gonna be cool. - Yeah. 38 00:02:27,300 --> 00:02:30,400 - What's with all these squares? - Yeah. 39 00:02:31,133 --> 00:02:33,356 Orange squares suck. 40 00:02:34,724 --> 00:02:37,924 If I wanted to learn about geometry, I'd go to school. 41 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:43,600 Geometry's not about squares. It's about triangles and stuff. 42 00:02:44,750 --> 00:02:47,556 - I meant advanced geometry. - Yeah. 43 00:02:57,900 --> 00:02:59,698 These guys sure got wimpy. 44 00:03:00,113 --> 00:03:02,707 Shut up, fartknocker! These guys are cool! 45 00:03:02,731 --> 00:03:03,931 Oh yeah. 46 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:19,400 - Check out this old dude. - Yeah. 47 00:03:19,424 --> 00:03:22,824 Hey old dude, there is a duck after you. 48 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,670 - That wasn't funny, Beavis. - Oh yeah. 49 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:37,200 Check it out, there is something cool coming up. 50 00:03:37,224 --> 00:03:38,424 Yeah. 51 00:03:39,424 --> 00:03:40,935 That's not it. 52 00:03:43,300 --> 00:03:46,612 - That's not it. - Yeah, that's not it. 53 00:03:47,624 --> 00:03:49,440 - That's it! - Yeah! Yeah! 54 00:03:49,619 --> 00:03:50,864 Yeah. 55 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,589 That's cool. 56 00:03:58,424 --> 00:04:01,432 - That's it again! - Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 57 00:04:01,599 --> 00:04:02,856 Yeah. 58 00:04:13,666 --> 00:04:15,265 It says "load". 59 00:04:18,066 --> 00:04:20,522 Hey Butt-Head, these things cost money. 60 00:04:20,546 --> 00:04:22,099 That sucks! 61 00:04:23,266 --> 00:04:24,946 Boys, would you do me a favor 62 00:04:24,946 --> 00:04:28,104 and watch my laundry while I go to the store? 63 00:04:28,746 --> 00:04:30,442 Are you gonna die pretty soon? 64 00:04:30,466 --> 00:04:34,022 I'm sorry son, I can't hear you. You'll have to speak up. 65 00:04:35,666 --> 00:04:38,300 Never mind. We'll watch your stuff. 66 00:04:46,106 --> 00:04:48,137 Look, an old lady's panties. 67 00:04:50,986 --> 00:04:53,780 It's a poodle. Set it on "delicate". 68 00:04:55,186 --> 00:04:56,944 This is gonna be cool. 69 00:05:00,586 --> 00:05:03,522 - Washing the dog! Washing the dog! - Washing the dog! Washing the dog! 70 00:05:03,546 --> 00:05:06,943 - Washing the dog! Washing the dog! - Washing the dog! Washing the dog! 71 00:05:10,706 --> 00:05:12,419 You think she's clean yet? 72 00:05:12,546 --> 00:05:15,715 Yeah. Take her out. 73 00:05:18,029 --> 00:05:21,599 Whoa! Check it out, she's stoned. 74 00:05:21,906 --> 00:05:23,221 Yeah. 75 00:05:32,272 --> 00:05:33,516 Whoa. 76 00:05:34,266 --> 00:05:35,785 - Hey! - Cool. 77 00:05:36,226 --> 00:05:37,541 Hey Beavis, 78 00:05:37,986 --> 00:05:39,762 I just made my pants dirtier. 79 00:05:39,786 --> 00:05:41,842 Hey, look out the window. 80 00:05:41,866 --> 00:05:43,658 Those people can see us. 81 00:05:45,026 --> 00:05:46,295 Yeah. 82 00:05:46,586 --> 00:05:49,175 To them, my face looks like a sock. 83 00:06:10,146 --> 00:06:11,904 I barfed on the dog. 84 00:06:12,946 --> 00:06:14,545 I barfed on you. 85 00:06:16,746 --> 00:06:18,140 That was cool. 86 00:06:19,866 --> 00:06:21,181 Let's go. 87 00:06:21,186 --> 00:06:23,377 Doing chores wipes me out. 88 00:06:24,906 --> 00:06:26,505 You said "wipe". 89 00:06:30,302 --> 00:06:31,559 Yes! 90 00:06:32,316 --> 00:06:34,887 It's about time they play something cool. 91 00:06:34,911 --> 00:06:36,111 Yeah. 92 00:06:40,828 --> 00:06:43,076 This guy kicks-ass! 93 00:06:48,303 --> 00:06:51,022 - This guy looks like Jesus. - Yeah. 94 00:06:51,346 --> 00:06:52,817 Christ is cool. 95 00:07:18,901 --> 00:07:22,077 Whoa, Seattle kicks-ass! 96 00:07:23,340 --> 00:07:27,069 Yeah. Is everybody in Seattle cool? 97 00:07:27,855 --> 00:07:32,782 Yeah, if you go to Seattle anybody you see is cool. 98 00:07:33,670 --> 00:07:36,616 - We should go, dude. - Yeah, yeah. 99 00:07:43,547 --> 00:07:46,120 That's that dude from the Spin Doctors. 100 00:07:47,342 --> 00:07:50,244 He jams with Soundgarden sometimes. 101 00:07:57,886 --> 00:08:00,142 She smells worse than when I gave her to you. 102 00:08:00,166 --> 00:08:02,118 I don't smell nothing. 103 00:08:03,326 --> 00:08:06,120 We used a special new dog detergent, 104 00:08:06,326 --> 00:08:08,142 lemon scented chunks. 105 00:08:08,166 --> 00:08:10,742 Well, detergent ain't enough, boys. 106 00:08:10,766 --> 00:08:13,142 You gotta use good old elbow grease. 107 00:08:13,166 --> 00:08:14,515 We used, 108 00:08:14,846 --> 00:08:16,320 stomach grease. 109 00:08:16,766 --> 00:08:19,422 You know, it's like the story of the two frogs 110 00:08:19,446 --> 00:08:21,796 who fell in a pan of boiling milk. 111 00:08:22,206 --> 00:08:25,523 One of them said: "I'm done for", and he gave up and died. 112 00:08:25,886 --> 00:08:28,742 The other one started flapping his little froggy arms, 113 00:08:28,766 --> 00:08:30,942 flapping his arms, flapping his arms, 114 00:08:30,966 --> 00:08:33,924 'till finally he was standing on a big chunk of cheese. 115 00:08:33,948 --> 00:08:37,045 Whoa! We gotta try that. 116 00:08:37,566 --> 00:08:39,622 Yeah. Got any milk? 117 00:08:39,646 --> 00:08:42,782 All's I'm saying is, you boys have to get up off your butts 118 00:08:42,806 --> 00:08:44,062 and work harder. 119 00:08:44,086 --> 00:08:45,782 Hey, it was free, ass wipe. 120 00:08:45,806 --> 00:08:48,582 That's it. Get your worthless hides off my property 121 00:08:48,606 --> 00:08:50,478 and don't ever come back. 122 00:08:51,806 --> 00:08:53,075 Okay, but, 123 00:08:53,526 --> 00:08:54,942 we got just one question. 124 00:08:54,966 --> 00:08:56,281 Get out! 125 00:08:57,726 --> 00:08:59,598 Can we be in your will? 126 00:09:10,107 --> 00:09:11,410 Hey Beavis, 127 00:09:12,700 --> 00:09:14,900 - where's Vanilli? - Yeah. 128 00:09:16,100 --> 00:09:18,873 That is Vanilli. Where is Milli? 129 00:09:36,900 --> 00:09:38,538 Set me free, Beavis. 130 00:09:39,567 --> 00:09:41,296 Set me free. 131 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:45,900 Hey Butt-Head, change it or kill me. 132 00:09:49,550 --> 00:09:51,243 That's Billy Idol? 133 00:09:52,955 --> 00:09:54,631 This is a story. 134 00:09:55,940 --> 00:09:57,215 Yeah. 135 00:09:57,939 --> 00:09:59,353 The story is: 136 00:09:59,377 --> 00:10:03,024 "Once upon a time, Fonzie dyed his hair blond, 137 00:10:03,048 --> 00:10:05,440 - and got on his motorcycle". - Yeah. 138 00:10:06,057 --> 00:10:08,446 And, uhh... uh, 139 00:10:08,470 --> 00:10:12,170 then he started singing, and this woman dropped this TV out of her window. 140 00:10:12,194 --> 00:10:15,057 No way. Then he got in a motorcycle accident. 141 00:10:15,963 --> 00:10:18,883 And there was blood. The end. 142 00:10:20,550 --> 00:10:23,642 Whoa! It's that Weird Al dude! 143 00:10:27,271 --> 00:10:30,460 - There's gonna be a fight? - Yeah. 144 00:10:30,700 --> 00:10:32,856 It's gonna be one of those girl fights. 145 00:10:34,124 --> 00:10:35,610 Fight! Fight! 146 00:10:40,230 --> 00:10:43,677 Whoa! He's gonna get some 'cause he's Weird Al. 147 00:10:43,701 --> 00:10:44,999 Yeah. 148 00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:48,326 If you're famous, all you have to do is just walk up to chicks and say: 149 00:10:48,350 --> 00:10:50,750 - "Give me some". - Yeah. 150 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:55,350 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 10444

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