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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,300 --> 00:00:03,557 SIGN HERE 2 00:00:04,957 --> 00:00:09,378 It's my fetlock, Wilbur. I think it's shattered. 3 00:00:09,402 --> 00:00:12,835 Nah, don't worry Ed. We'll get y'all taken care of. 4 00:00:12,859 --> 00:00:15,034 What's that, Wilbur? 5 00:00:22,588 --> 00:00:27,838 Now people, do you know what I mean when I say the animals are sentient creatures? 6 00:00:27,862 --> 00:00:29,113 Daria? 7 00:00:29,137 --> 00:00:31,603 They think and feel just like us? 8 00:00:32,381 --> 00:00:35,297 Well, just like most of us, anyways. 9 00:00:35,362 --> 00:00:38,444 And that brings us to our next class project. 10 00:00:38,592 --> 00:00:43,833 Did you know people, that a furrier is planning to set up shop in this town? 11 00:00:44,767 --> 00:00:46,809 Furrier than who? 12 00:00:47,542 --> 00:00:48,833 Yeah. 13 00:01:05,219 --> 00:01:07,476 - What's this guy looking at? - Yeah. 14 00:01:16,746 --> 00:01:19,348 Hey Beavis, there's his little friend! 15 00:01:29,326 --> 00:01:31,558 This guy's hair is cool 'cause it looks like mine. 16 00:01:31,676 --> 00:01:34,241 Yeah. And he's a man eater. 17 00:01:35,063 --> 00:01:38,286 - Are you a man eater too, Beavis? - Yeah. 18 00:01:38,744 --> 00:01:41,698 Yeah. I mean, I mean, no! 19 00:01:50,005 --> 00:01:53,117 - Circuses suck! - Yeah. 20 00:01:54,628 --> 00:01:56,870 Where's the dude with two butts? 21 00:01:57,769 --> 00:01:59,488 Right here next to me. 22 00:01:59,897 --> 00:02:02,076 Don't make me smack you again. 23 00:02:11,749 --> 00:02:15,950 Hey Beavis, have you ever heard that joke about that elephant in the circus? 24 00:02:16,888 --> 00:02:18,174 Yeah. 25 00:02:18,491 --> 00:02:23,063 There's this dude, and he, like, has to clean up all the elephant dung. 26 00:02:24,554 --> 00:02:26,343 And it, like, really sucks. 27 00:02:27,927 --> 00:02:29,488 So this dude says: 28 00:02:29,512 --> 00:02:33,529 "If it sucks, why don't you give up show business?" 29 00:02:34,484 --> 00:02:36,028 And the guy says: 30 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:39,809 "'Cause I like cleaning up elephant dung!" 31 00:02:40,529 --> 00:02:41,748 Yeah. 32 00:02:43,717 --> 00:02:45,711 That's pretty funny! 33 00:02:47,261 --> 00:02:48,881 That was a good one! 34 00:02:49,196 --> 00:02:51,660 It's all in how you tell it, dude. 35 00:03:00,473 --> 00:03:03,269 Spinal Tap really sucks lately. 36 00:03:03,312 --> 00:03:06,149 Yeah. They have all new guys. 37 00:03:12,752 --> 00:03:14,373 Pull my finger, Beavis! 38 00:03:15,126 --> 00:03:16,603 Shut up, Butt-Head! 39 00:03:22,210 --> 00:03:25,803 Who can tell me how they kill these poor little animals 40 00:03:25,827 --> 00:03:27,827 that they use to make those furs? 41 00:03:27,841 --> 00:03:30,662 - Anybody? - Anal electrocution? 42 00:03:30,686 --> 00:03:33,128 - That's correct. - What's that mean? 43 00:03:33,655 --> 00:03:38,438 - Tell the class, Daria. - Fifty thousand volts, up the butt. 44 00:03:42,903 --> 00:03:44,733 That'd be cool. 45 00:03:45,257 --> 00:03:47,054 Wonder what that feels like. 46 00:03:47,651 --> 00:03:49,432 Ask your dad. 47 00:03:51,657 --> 00:03:54,108 Did you want to say something, Butt-Head? 48 00:03:57,318 --> 00:04:01,548 On behalf of the class, I would like to propose a field trip, 49 00:04:01,572 --> 00:04:04,611 so we can observe these furrying techniques. 50 00:04:04,766 --> 00:04:07,138 I don't think so, Butt-Head. 51 00:04:07,153 --> 00:04:09,540 In fact, I think our duty, 52 00:04:09,564 --> 00:04:16,344 as passengers on spaceship Earth, is to put a stop to these monsterous acts right away. 53 00:04:16,368 --> 00:04:20,505 So class, our assignment is a lesson in the people's power. 54 00:04:20,529 --> 00:04:24,353 We're going to take a petition door-to-door and collect enough signatures 55 00:04:24,377 --> 00:04:27,048 to keep the furriers out of town! 56 00:04:34,874 --> 00:04:37,340 Wanna save some minks' butts? 57 00:04:41,388 --> 00:04:43,692 You like animals? 58 00:04:43,834 --> 00:04:46,432 What? Why? Just a minute. 59 00:04:46,432 --> 00:04:49,695 Shut up! Shut up or I'll have you put to sleep! 60 00:04:50,133 --> 00:04:52,199 Now, what did you want!? 61 00:04:52,363 --> 00:04:54,042 Never mind. 62 00:04:56,733 --> 00:04:59,408 - No one's gonna sign this thing. - Yeah. 63 00:04:59,979 --> 00:05:02,074 Petitions are stupid. 64 00:05:06,437 --> 00:05:08,988 Hey! What do you want? 65 00:05:10,425 --> 00:05:11,926 Check this out. 66 00:05:12,074 --> 00:05:15,439 We're giving away beer. Just sign here. 67 00:05:17,018 --> 00:05:18,131 Yes! 68 00:05:18,155 --> 00:05:19,599 Haul ass! 69 00:05:21,065 --> 00:05:23,393 Give me the partition and let's book. 70 00:05:23,603 --> 00:05:26,961 - I thought you had it! - I thought you had it, ass wipe! 71 00:05:28,314 --> 00:05:29,993 I've got it. 72 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:34,938 This sucks! 73 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:39,184 Butt-Head! Change it, this sucks! 74 00:05:40,424 --> 00:05:43,093 No way! Suffer, dude! 75 00:05:48,662 --> 00:05:52,187 Give me that thing, Butt-Head! Come on, give me the remote, this sucks! 76 00:05:52,605 --> 00:05:55,063 This isn't funny, Butt-Head, come on! 77 00:05:55,584 --> 00:05:56,587 Give me a dollar. 78 00:05:56,611 --> 00:05:58,894 That's not funny, Butt-Head, come on, this sucks! 79 00:06:01,483 --> 00:06:04,316 Okay, Beavis. Don't soil your drawers. 80 00:06:11,458 --> 00:06:12,875 Hippies. 81 00:06:13,900 --> 00:06:15,199 Yeah. 82 00:06:18,677 --> 00:06:21,562 Hey Butt-Head, does this suck? 83 00:06:23,061 --> 00:06:24,627 Beats me. 84 00:06:36,789 --> 00:06:41,335 - What are they doing? - Yeah. This is college music. 85 00:06:42,118 --> 00:06:46,317 - This is musical masturbation. - Yeah. Cool! 86 00:06:49,447 --> 00:06:54,057 Hey Beavis, what do you listen to when you... you know? 87 00:06:57,239 --> 00:07:01,056 I like to put on "Push the little daisies and make 'em come up!" 88 00:07:03,736 --> 00:07:05,005 Okay. 89 00:07:11,032 --> 00:07:14,748 Hey Beavis, how come there's so many monkeys in videos? 90 00:07:14,772 --> 00:07:17,384 Yeah. Dogs are cool. 91 00:07:17,807 --> 00:07:19,297 Okay. 92 00:07:25,861 --> 00:07:29,027 Hey Butt-Head, this sucks, huh? 93 00:07:29,501 --> 00:07:32,038 - It sure does, Beavis. - Yeah. 94 00:07:43,064 --> 00:07:45,559 Well class, it looks like Beavis and Butt-Head 95 00:07:45,583 --> 00:07:48,263 got a lot of signatures here. Let's see. 96 00:07:48,419 --> 00:07:51,064 "Hugh G. Rection". 97 00:07:51,467 --> 00:07:53,312 "Ben Dover". 98 00:07:53,664 --> 00:07:54,936 "Betty Humpter". 99 00:07:55,951 --> 00:07:59,179 "Rosie Palm and her five sisters". 100 00:07:59,387 --> 00:08:01,516 Beavis and Butt-Head. 101 00:08:02,510 --> 00:08:06,337 Couldn't you boys get each sister to sign individually? 102 00:08:12,476 --> 00:08:15,993 Hey Butt-Head, is this "A Different World"? 103 00:08:16,017 --> 00:08:17,217 Yeah. 104 00:08:18,347 --> 00:08:19,779 School. 105 00:08:22,725 --> 00:08:25,425 How come they do so many videos in school? 106 00:08:25,549 --> 00:08:28,373 Yeah. That sucks! 107 00:08:28,428 --> 00:08:31,805 If I wanted to see pictures of school, I'd go there! 108 00:08:31,928 --> 00:08:32,956 Yeah. 109 00:08:32,980 --> 00:08:37,269 Hey Butt-Head, you think if we went to school, we could, like, be in a video? 110 00:08:37,903 --> 00:08:39,943 It's worth a try, Beavis. 111 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:45,867 Cool! 112 00:08:47,675 --> 00:08:51,725 - This is cool! - Yeah. This doesn't suck. 113 00:09:17,471 --> 00:09:22,112 - Anthony Kiedis is cool! - Yeah. These guys get all the chicks. 114 00:09:22,293 --> 00:09:25,007 Yeah. These guys are cool! 115 00:09:35,667 --> 00:09:39,281 - Flea is cool! - Yeah. Flea is cool! 116 00:09:47,698 --> 00:09:50,224 - I like the skull. - Yeah. 117 00:09:54,369 --> 00:09:57,584 - Whoa! A mask! - Yeah. 118 00:09:57,979 --> 00:09:59,187 That's like that joke: 119 00:09:59,211 --> 00:10:01,064 "If you were as ugly as me, 120 00:10:01,088 --> 00:10:04,993 I would shave my head and put a mask on my butt, and walk backwards". 121 00:10:05,427 --> 00:10:08,554 No, dillweed, that's not how it goes! It's: 122 00:10:08,578 --> 00:10:13,630 "If my dog was as ugly as me, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards". 123 00:10:14,732 --> 00:10:15,754 You mean: 124 00:10:15,778 --> 00:10:18,871 - "If your dog was as ugly as you". - That's what I said! 125 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:23,385 "If my dog was as ugly as me, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards". 126 00:10:23,409 --> 00:10:24,609 Oh yeah. 127 00:10:25,037 --> 00:10:26,773 That's pretty funny. 128 00:10:26,823 --> 00:10:31,373 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 9370

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