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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,553 --> 00:00:03,000 YOGURT'S COOL 2 00:00:06,100 --> 00:00:08,020 Nation's finest yogurt. 3 00:00:08,140 --> 00:00:12,385 So smooth, so silky, so and tender. 4 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:13,923 You wish it could last forever. 5 00:00:13,980 --> 00:00:17,225 But sooner or later you lose control. 6 00:00:18,842 --> 00:00:20,860 Wow I'm getting a boner. 7 00:00:21,940 --> 00:00:23,460 I'm getting a stiffy. 8 00:00:23,580 --> 00:00:25,980 If you don't love it, your money back. 9 00:00:26,140 --> 00:00:27,540 Nation's finest. 10 00:00:27,660 --> 00:00:29,660 We're waiting for you to come. 11 00:00:29,980 --> 00:00:32,449 At a scattered last mall and over 5000 of other locations, 12 00:00:32,473 --> 00:00:33,799 in the greater track in the area. 13 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:36,100 Money back offer on participating on the locations. 14 00:00:36,160 --> 00:00:37,560 We need yoghurt. 15 00:00:37,580 --> 00:00:39,380 Yeah, yogurt's cool. 16 00:00:50,193 --> 00:00:52,193 Wow, it's hammer time! 17 00:00:53,543 --> 00:00:55,052 "You can't touch this" 18 00:00:56,262 --> 00:00:57,575 Can't touch this. 19 00:00:58,893 --> 00:01:00,278 Touch this. 20 00:01:04,193 --> 00:01:06,078 I can touch this. 21 00:01:06,293 --> 00:01:07,804 I can't watch this. 22 00:01:10,263 --> 00:01:11,317 Wow! 23 00:01:12,548 --> 00:01:14,773 - This is stupid. - Yeah. 24 00:01:15,325 --> 00:01:17,017 And it sucks too. 25 00:01:22,148 --> 00:01:24,226 Look at these special effects. 26 00:01:25,025 --> 00:01:27,625 These special effects suck. 27 00:01:28,848 --> 00:01:32,352 - You have to spit when you talk Beavis? - Yeah. 28 00:01:33,572 --> 00:01:35,864 I always try to hock a loogie when I talk. 29 00:01:36,252 --> 00:01:39,554 - You just spit in my eye, assmunch! - Yeah! Yeah! 30 00:01:46,648 --> 00:01:49,040 - Is this Pat Nebatar? - Yeah. 31 00:01:49,903 --> 00:01:53,265 She's that chick that had sexual intercourse with Don Henley. 32 00:01:53,289 --> 00:01:54,289 Yeah. 33 00:01:57,203 --> 00:01:58,902 - "Goodbye to glue". - Yeah. 34 00:01:59,927 --> 00:02:02,063 "Goodbye to po-oooo!" 35 00:02:02,451 --> 00:02:04,188 - "Goodbye to poo." - Yeah. 36 00:02:12,441 --> 00:02:16,241 Call now! For live 1 on 1 conversations. 37 00:02:17,182 --> 00:02:18,265 Yeah. 38 00:02:18,696 --> 00:02:20,529 Share you intimate thoughts. 39 00:02:21,991 --> 00:02:23,991 1.95$ per minute. 40 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:27,840 Must be 18 or older. 41 00:02:30,996 --> 00:02:33,796 Hey Beavis, if we had a 1.95$, 42 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:36,418 we could call and share our intimate thoughts. 43 00:02:36,844 --> 00:02:39,224 We could tell her that she sucks. 44 00:02:47,016 --> 00:02:50,578 Is this chicks name is T'Pau? 45 00:02:52,313 --> 00:02:56,216 Yeah. That's spanish for "This sucks". 46 00:02:57,626 --> 00:03:01,407 Hey Butt-Head, have you noticed how this video, like, sucks. 47 00:03:01,435 --> 00:03:02,489 Yeah. 48 00:03:03,458 --> 00:03:06,817 The more things change, the more they suck. 49 00:03:31,020 --> 00:03:33,052 Stephanie Lou, you got costumers! 50 00:03:33,260 --> 00:03:36,238 Welcome to nation's finest we put the "y" in yoghurt! Why? 51 00:03:36,262 --> 00:03:38,151 Because this is good for you. Can I help you? 52 00:03:38,773 --> 00:03:40,235 I don't know, can you? 53 00:03:41,620 --> 00:03:45,020 You boys want something or you just looking to get thrown out of the place? 54 00:03:45,275 --> 00:03:47,147 I want yoghurt. 55 00:03:47,540 --> 00:03:51,220 Well, than give the little lady hear your order and we'll all be happy. 56 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:55,180 - May I help you? - We want yoghurt. 57 00:03:56,020 --> 00:03:58,335 Chocolate, vanilla, strawberry, banana, colada, 58 00:03:58,359 --> 00:04:00,359 or one of our premium boutique flavours? 59 00:04:00,580 --> 00:04:02,060 Cone or cup? 60 00:04:02,220 --> 00:04:04,730 Small, medium, large or inflation flyter 61 00:04:05,300 --> 00:04:08,538 Natural or enhanced topping? Syrup or sauce? 62 00:04:10,900 --> 00:04:14,100 - We want what that the chick on TV had. - Yeah. 63 00:04:14,140 --> 00:04:15,980 Smooth and silky. 64 00:04:16,020 --> 00:04:17,700 That would be cool. 65 00:04:17,900 --> 00:04:19,580 3$ 66 00:04:30,180 --> 00:04:31,820 Tastes like puke! 67 00:04:36,020 --> 00:04:37,420 This sucks! 68 00:04:40,380 --> 00:04:43,274 - Something wrong here, boys? - Yeah. 69 00:04:43,540 --> 00:04:45,980 - It's your yogurt, sir. - Yeah. 70 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:48,294 Something died in it. 71 00:04:48,620 --> 00:04:50,260 Well, I'm real sorry to hear that. 72 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:53,458 Why you don't you two boys go out and give it a decent bury, 73 00:04:53,482 --> 00:04:55,392 before I'll break your heads together? 74 00:04:55,460 --> 00:04:58,183 - We want our money back, assswipe! - Yeah. 75 00:04:58,285 --> 00:04:59,540 Like on the commercial. 76 00:04:59,620 --> 00:05:02,515 You want your money back, you're little peckerwoods? 77 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:03,800 That's a damn shame! 78 00:05:03,940 --> 00:05:05,340 WE ARE NOT A PARTICIPATING LOCATION 79 00:05:05,380 --> 00:05:07,500 Sorry, boys, next time try a topping. 80 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:09,700 It drowns up the taste. Now, shove off! 81 00:05:11,380 --> 00:05:12,660 I said move it! 82 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:28,820 Taste like paint. 83 00:05:37,446 --> 00:05:38,981 Cool! 84 00:05:39,248 --> 00:05:42,895 - She rocks. - Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 85 00:05:43,325 --> 00:05:44,419 Yeah! 86 00:05:45,521 --> 00:05:48,333 - She wants me. - Yeah! Yeah! 87 00:05:58,901 --> 00:06:02,536 Cool! I'm gonna get some clothes like that. 88 00:06:02,838 --> 00:06:05,447 Me too. These guys get all the chicks. 89 00:06:06,470 --> 00:06:10,170 Yeah. This band is cool. 90 00:06:28,998 --> 00:06:31,378 How come these guys were never on TV? 91 00:06:32,467 --> 00:06:35,704 - They should play this video all day long. - Yeah. 92 00:06:49,318 --> 00:06:52,285 Shut up Beavis, you ruining it! 93 00:07:02,726 --> 00:07:03,820 Wow! 94 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:20,556 - "Herman Munster" is cool. - Yeah. 95 00:07:21,428 --> 00:07:22,827 He rocks. 96 00:07:55,060 --> 00:07:57,820 ...fill into the stupidest people, well... 97 00:07:57,860 --> 00:08:00,940 No, no, you light the cigarette first. 98 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:03,860 Than it takes a long time and then it blows up. 99 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:05,020 - You boys.. - That's cool. 100 00:08:05,220 --> 00:08:08,140 You guys like to blow up things up, right? 101 00:08:08,140 --> 00:08:10,060 Destruction that kind of thing? 102 00:08:10,220 --> 00:08:12,897 - Yeah, that's cool. - Yeah. 103 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:17,460 Okay, well, how would we make you demolitions experts? 104 00:08:18,820 --> 00:08:21,700 Engineering degree, College, no 105 00:08:23,620 --> 00:08:25,780 Ah, here we go, the army. 106 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:29,260 Let's see... Can you boys count to 4? 107 00:08:32,420 --> 00:08:36,030 - Do you each have at least 7 teeth? - Yeah. 108 00:08:36,980 --> 00:08:40,660 Do either of you have metal plates in your skull? 109 00:08:41,700 --> 00:08:43,620 We're both metalheads. 110 00:08:53,275 --> 00:08:55,322 - Why is he shutting his ears? - Yeah. 111 00:08:55,811 --> 00:08:58,747 He has an exciting 112 00:08:58,747 --> 00:09:00,683 He said "this". 113 00:09:00,683 --> 00:09:04,786 - Yeah, but you said "head". - No, I didn't, bumwipe. 114 00:09:11,662 --> 00:09:14,764 - Wow, these guys are cool. - Yeah. 115 00:09:17,299 --> 00:09:21,633 - This guy has a pretty good voice. - Yeah, it's loud. 116 00:09:23,538 --> 00:09:25,574 - That's pretty cool. - Yeah. 117 00:09:28,043 --> 00:09:30,746 - Hammers are cool. - Yeah, yeah. 118 00:09:31,213 --> 00:09:34,439 I like to take hammers and break stuff, 119 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:36,284 just break stuff. Break it! 120 00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:38,920 Settle down Beavis. Don't wet your pants. 121 00:09:38,920 --> 00:09:41,923 And when you're done breaking it you smash it. 122 00:09:41,923 --> 00:09:43,959 You can smash it! Yeah! Yeah! 123 00:09:44,092 --> 00:09:47,562 - Shut up Beavis, you slopping all over me. - Yeah. 124 00:09:53,826 --> 00:09:56,049 - What's he doing? - Yeah. 125 00:09:56,692 --> 00:09:58,954 - It's to damn fast. - Yeah. 126 00:10:00,242 --> 00:10:03,151 They need to slow this down so we can see everything. 127 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:20,727 - Wow! Did you see that? - Where? 128 00:10:20,796 --> 00:10:24,365 That women had a hand on her... virginia. 129 00:10:24,900 --> 00:10:26,228 I don't see it! 130 00:10:26,278 --> 00:10:30,828 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 9308

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