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BABES R US
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- Butt cheeks!
- Yeah.
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You've heard of us, now it's time
you felt the wrath, gentlemen!
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Get your slimy bones
down here to "Babes R Us",
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for the most mighty and intoxicating
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female mud and oil
wrestling in the galaxy!
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- Whoa, cool!
- Yeah.
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Chuck E. Cheez here
can't wait to see you...
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But the one question
remains to be answered:
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are you man enough to take on the
most beautiful women in the world?
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Well, are you, dudes!?
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Whoa! We've got work to do if
we're gonna climb all over that, dude.
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Yeah.
All over it.
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I like chicks with leather jackets.
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Yeah, me too.
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Push what?
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Push it! Push it! Push it!
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What are they talking about, Beavis?
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Push what?
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- Push that little button on the remote.
- Yeah.
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Get off the phone, dude,
she wants it.
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He is gonna have some phone sex.
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Check it out, Beavis.
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- He's got a drive through headset.
- Yeah.
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- He must work at Burger World.
- Yeah.
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I would like a quarter pounder,
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and two dozen chicks in tight shorts.
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Thank you, drive through!
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- This guy gets all the chicks.
- Yeah.
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- This guy is cool.
- Yeah.
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- Is he talking about humpin' a hound?
- Yeah.
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That would be cool.
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It would?
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Whoa!
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Got to get the chops up before we're gonna
drill those units down at "Babes R Us".
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Yeah.
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I'm gonna get ready by kicking
your butt all over this hole.
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- Butthole.
- Yeah.
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This is gonna be cool.
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Hey, spank your own monkey all you want,
but keep your hands off of mine!
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- You're dead.
- No way.
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Butthole!
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What are you guys doing?
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Diarrhea-cha-cha-cha! Diarrhea-cha-cha-cha!
Diarrhea-cha-cha-cha!
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Get a life.
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What exactly do you call this?
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We're gonna be cool,
like the American Gladiators!
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Yeah.
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What's with the bikini tops?
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We're gonna get a real woman
down at "Babes R Us"!
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Yeah.
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Oh, they're gonna love you guys.
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That was cool.
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Now, for the last and
most intense move.
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- Cool! Hope you got that one down.
- Yeah.
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Dude, it is the most radical empire
to all that which is radical.
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Yeah.
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That's cool.
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Come on, filling my...
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Come on!
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Good evening, I'm Telly.
How can I help you tonight?
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Two, please.
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How old are you fellas?
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- Fifteen.
- Yeah.
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- I mean twenty seven.
- Yeah.
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Not tonight, boys. Call me when you
get some pubes, m'kay?
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- Don't make me smack you.
- Yeah.
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Oh, Thor!
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Thor!
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- That was not cool.
- No.
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"Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa".
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"Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Baaa, Baaa, Baaa".
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"Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa".
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Ladies and gentleman,
the Butthole Surfers!
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- The Butthole Surfers! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
- Yeah!
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These guys got their
name from me.
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No way!
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No way, this is the Butthole Surfers,
your name is Butt-Head!
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Oh, yeah!
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Hey Butt-Head, you think
these guys get any chicks?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, but it's like... it's like...
the name of their band is Butthole Surfers
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and, like, chicks probably don't like that.
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Yeah, but they probably, like,
tell chicks they are in M�tley Cr�e.
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Yeah, yeah. I bet that
Vince Neil tells chicks that too.
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Come on, Thor! Don't make
me shove this thing up your butt.
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Hey baby, wanna wrestle?
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- That chick has small boobs.
- Yeah.
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You can tell even with that
black square on them.
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How many times do I have to say this?
I hate videos with words.
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Yeah.
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- If I wanted to read, I'd go to school.
- Yeah.
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How come they put those black things
on all the girls' thingies?
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Yeah.
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That sucks!
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- How come they don't show boobs?
- Yeah! Yeah.
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Whoa!
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- Girls.
- Yeah. Whoa.
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- Whoa, these chicks rock!
- Yeah! Yeah!
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Is that Cindy Brady?
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Shut up Beavis!
These chicks are cool.
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Oh, yeah.
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Fire?
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Fire...! Fire!, Fire!
Yeah! Fire! Fire!
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Shut up, ass munch, she said "liar".
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Are you calling me a liar?
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No, I'm calling you a
waste of bum wipe!
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Hey Butt-Head,
check it out.
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"You
...slut!"
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Shut up Beavis, you're ruining it!
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Fire? Fire! Fire!
Fire...! Fire!
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Liar!
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- Shut up!
- No way, Butt-Head.
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Don't make me kick your ass
again, Beavis.
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Shut up, Butt-Head!
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Settle down, Beavis!
We're missing this video.
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- And it doesn't even suck.
- Oh yeah.
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