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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,578 --> 00:00:07,809 FOR BETTER OR VERSE 2 00:00:07,903 --> 00:00:09,438 She has fallen on hard times. 3 00:00:09,462 --> 00:00:12,206 But Meredith Baxter Birney is a woman with a mission. 4 00:00:12,381 --> 00:00:14,613 Three missions: Nurse. 5 00:00:14,636 --> 00:00:16,565 Walk, dammit! Walk! 6 00:00:16,589 --> 00:00:17,657 Vigilante. 7 00:00:18,079 --> 00:00:21,379 Stay away from my kid or your ass is mine! 8 00:00:21,469 --> 00:00:24,227 - Seductress. - Dinner's on. 9 00:00:24,581 --> 00:00:27,427 Meredith Baxter Birney "One woman's burden". 10 00:00:27,451 --> 00:00:29,582 Saturday on the Time Of Your Life network. 11 00:00:31,793 --> 00:00:34,599 This sucks. Change the channel, dude. 12 00:00:41,127 --> 00:00:43,993 - Check this out. - Yeah. 13 00:00:44,824 --> 00:00:46,923 Olivia Newton-John sucks. 14 00:00:48,327 --> 00:00:50,592 That's not Olivia Neutered-John. 15 00:00:52,042 --> 00:00:57,133 That's that rich chick from 9-0-...2..6..1. 16 00:00:57,157 --> 00:00:59,100 Oh, yeah. Donna. 17 00:00:59,823 --> 00:01:02,803 That's not Donna. Donna's a slut. 18 00:01:03,910 --> 00:01:06,049 - This is Kelly. - No way, dude. 19 00:01:06,073 --> 00:01:09,317 Donna is not a slut. She is the virgin, Kelly is the slut. 20 00:01:09,829 --> 00:01:12,876 - Does she look like a slut to you Beavis? - Yeah. 21 00:01:13,301 --> 00:01:14,497 That's why it's Donna. 22 00:01:14,498 --> 00:01:17,162 Yeah, but you just said Donna is not a slut. 23 00:01:17,235 --> 00:01:19,891 Oh yeah. That must be Kelly. 24 00:01:25,518 --> 00:01:26,615 Whoa. 25 00:01:28,417 --> 00:01:30,130 - Hey Beavis. - Yeah, yeah. 26 00:01:30,270 --> 00:01:32,597 Check it out... it... it's... 27 00:01:50,186 --> 00:01:51,605 Which one is Ozzy? 28 00:01:53,484 --> 00:01:55,496 That's him in the Members Only jacket. 29 00:01:56,674 --> 00:01:59,496 - No way, that's Ozzy's son. - Yeah. 30 00:02:00,086 --> 00:02:04,000 - Ozzy's older than that - Yeah, Ozzy is an old fart. 31 00:02:12,932 --> 00:02:14,190 - Cool! - Yeah. 32 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:18,166 - This is cool. - Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 33 00:02:39,270 --> 00:02:40,271 Whoa. 34 00:02:51,406 --> 00:02:54,705 Hey Butt-Head, are these guys from Seattle? 35 00:02:55,219 --> 00:02:58,620 No, ass munch, they are American. 36 00:02:59,982 --> 00:03:01,043 Oh yeah. 37 00:03:01,697 --> 00:03:04,667 Whoa, that's that Paul Shaffer dude on the wall. 38 00:03:10,050 --> 00:03:11,817 - Cool! - Yeah. 39 00:03:12,634 --> 00:03:15,760 Hey Butt-Head, Ozzy bit off the head of a cow once. 40 00:03:17,352 --> 00:03:21,549 Yeah, that was cool. Milk poured out of its neck. 41 00:03:29,959 --> 00:03:32,180 No, dude. You light it first. 42 00:03:32,664 --> 00:03:34,663 No, no. Light it first, then spray. 43 00:03:35,150 --> 00:03:36,937 Yeah light it first, then spray. 44 00:03:41,405 --> 00:03:42,663 That was cool. 45 00:03:44,642 --> 00:03:46,419 Okay class. 46 00:03:46,978 --> 00:03:49,172 Can I have your attention please? 47 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:51,190 Okay class. 48 00:03:51,214 --> 00:03:55,455 Today we're going to explore the world of haiku. 49 00:03:55,479 --> 00:03:58,213 We're gonna explore the world of getting high? 50 00:03:58,459 --> 00:03:59,492 Cool! 51 00:04:00,143 --> 00:04:03,437 No Butt-Head, not "high cool". 52 00:04:03,461 --> 00:04:08,676 But the ancient Japanese spare haunting poetry called haiku. 53 00:04:08,700 --> 00:04:11,433 Haiku is a three line poem. 54 00:04:11,457 --> 00:04:14,408 The first and last line are five syllables. 55 00:04:14,432 --> 00:04:16,561 The middle line is seven syllables. 56 00:04:16,585 --> 00:04:19,630 A syllable, of course, is one sound. 57 00:04:19,654 --> 00:04:22,536 "Butt-Head" is two syllables. 58 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:24,229 Butt and Head. 59 00:04:24,627 --> 00:04:26,830 So, now that you know that, Butt-Head, 60 00:04:26,854 --> 00:04:29,343 why don't you compose a haiku for the class. 61 00:04:36,686 --> 00:04:38,631 Okay, come on, Butt-Head. 62 00:04:39,623 --> 00:04:42,865 - I have to go to the bathroom. - Don't be scared. 63 00:04:43,493 --> 00:04:45,515 You're blocking. 64 00:04:45,533 --> 00:04:49,703 Come on Butt-Head, five syllables, seven syllables, five syllables. 65 00:04:49,736 --> 00:04:52,603 It's easy. Make your haiku about something you know. 66 00:04:52,627 --> 00:04:54,457 What you did yesterday, for instance. 67 00:04:54,481 --> 00:04:57,403 Now, your first line is five syllables. Come on. 68 00:05:00,943 --> 00:05:02,188 That was cool. 69 00:05:02,875 --> 00:05:06,408 Okay, next line - seven syllables. 70 00:05:07,751 --> 00:05:11,192 - When we killed that frog. - Okay. 71 00:05:11,312 --> 00:05:13,700 And the last line - five syllables. 72 00:05:14,096 --> 00:05:15,556 It won't croak again. 73 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:18,179 Okay. 74 00:05:18,203 --> 00:05:20,853 "That was cool huh huh". 75 00:05:20,877 --> 00:05:24,075 "When we killed that frog huh huh". 76 00:05:24,235 --> 00:05:25,960 It won't croak again. 77 00:05:26,051 --> 00:05:28,143 Okay. Your turn, Beavis. 78 00:05:35,174 --> 00:05:36,825 Okay, Beavis. 79 00:05:36,849 --> 00:05:39,912 "Huh huh huh huh huh". 80 00:05:40,538 --> 00:05:43,881 "Huh huh huh m huh huh huh m." 81 00:05:45,026 --> 00:05:47,536 "Huh huh m uh huh." 82 00:05:47,637 --> 00:05:51,656 Okay, great work guys. You both get A's for this exercise. 83 00:06:08,487 --> 00:06:10,368 - I like fire. - Yeah. 84 00:06:11,332 --> 00:06:12,397 Fire! 85 00:06:13,885 --> 00:06:15,627 Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! 86 00:06:20,098 --> 00:06:21,170 What? 87 00:06:24,074 --> 00:06:26,192 - Huh? - Yeah. 88 00:06:27,196 --> 00:06:28,216 What? 89 00:06:35,857 --> 00:06:37,789 - The boogedy-woogedy-googedy. - Yeah. 90 00:06:43,107 --> 00:06:45,150 Connected to the what bone? 91 00:06:47,185 --> 00:06:48,963 Connected to the butt bone. 92 00:06:56,846 --> 00:06:59,593 Cool! I like explosions. 93 00:07:00,736 --> 00:07:03,940 - Yeah, me too. - These guys are cool. 94 00:07:04,802 --> 00:07:05,864 Yeah. 95 00:07:21,345 --> 00:07:25,379 Never can start this career councelling too early. 96 00:07:25,403 --> 00:07:27,661 Okay, here is the files. 97 00:07:28,722 --> 00:07:32,825 Oh, whoa, there are people in the bottom percentile... 98 00:07:33,704 --> 00:07:37,417 Now, this teacher's note says you should be poets. 99 00:07:37,441 --> 00:07:40,718 - And go to the Liberal Arts college. - That was cool when the cyborg... 100 00:07:40,719 --> 00:07:43,218 - Now, what do teachers know... - made himself self look like... 101 00:07:43,219 --> 00:07:45,212 You boys ever read Huxley's "Brave New World"? 102 00:07:45,236 --> 00:07:46,541 ... kicked ass. 103 00:07:46,565 --> 00:07:47,627 - Yeah. - No, I guess not. 104 00:07:47,651 --> 00:07:49,651 - Well, Huxley thought that... - Veltor is cool. 105 00:07:49,675 --> 00:07:51,963 - humans could be... - The defenders of Daytron City 106 00:07:51,987 --> 00:07:53,846 could kick his ass any day. 107 00:07:53,861 --> 00:07:56,753 ...fulfilling to the stupidest people, hmm well. 108 00:08:01,305 --> 00:08:02,383 Yes! 109 00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:04,706 - Yes! - Yes! Yes! 110 00:08:05,519 --> 00:08:07,042 - Let's rock! - Yeah. 111 00:08:29,404 --> 00:08:31,816 - How come these guys are never on TV? - Yeah. 112 00:08:32,867 --> 00:08:34,642 - They are cool. - Yeah. 113 00:08:35,481 --> 00:08:37,593 It's about time they played something cool. 114 00:08:50,353 --> 00:08:53,113 - These guys have cool haircuts. - Yeah. 115 00:08:53,817 --> 00:08:55,840 I'm gonna get dreadlocks like that. 116 00:08:56,754 --> 00:08:59,799 First you, like, roll up your hair, and then you take a stick, 117 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:01,630 an... an... and take, like, some glue. 118 00:09:01,630 --> 00:09:03,793 Shut up, dumbass! I'm trying to listen. 119 00:09:23,801 --> 00:09:25,888 These guys rock! 120 00:09:27,448 --> 00:09:28,511 Yeah. 121 00:09:29,381 --> 00:09:30,953 Fishbones are cool! 122 00:09:32,939 --> 00:09:35,583 - They should play these guys all the time. - Yeah. 123 00:09:35,633 --> 00:09:40,183 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 8779

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