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STEWART'S HOUSE

- You'll find low low prices on... - This sucks.

It's a big... It's big enough for redemption...

- It's big enough for... - This sucks.

... brings this session of

- People's Court to an end... - This sucks.

It's "Death Truck", tonight only on Pay-per-View.

- Eighteen stunt people... - Yes, order it, dude.

We can't.

They locked us out after Steven Seagal month.

That sucks!

...tonight on Pay-Per-View.

Stewart's house!

Who is it?

- Beavis. - Yeah.

And Butt-Head.

My parents aren't home.

They told me not to let you guys in the house

even if they are here.

Stewart?

We'll just take this new video game somewhere else.

What new video game?

"Tailgunner's Revenge".

Pay-Per-View!

I've got a new video game you guys might wanna play.

Check it out, it's one of those air fresheners.

How come he stinks?

Hey Beavis, I bet she's naked.

Yeah.

Whoa, hey Butt-Head, how did they do that?

They have all this, like, complicated stuff,

and they make the TV do like things that look weird.

It's cool.

- It's called special defects. - Yeah, cool.

Bite her head off. Bite her head off.

Yeah.

That would be cool.

"Honey, I shrunk that dorky rockstar that wears a wig".

Yeah. She should rip his wings off.

And then tear his legs off.

And watch him squirm around on the ground.

Like we did to that bumblebee that time.

Settle down, Beavis.

You don't have to be beautiful, to turn me on...

Yeah. Really?

Hey Butt-Head, do you think I'm beautiful?

- Prince sure is old. - Yeah.

- And he is white. - Yeah.

He has that disease, like Michael Jackson.

Yeah. He got it from Prince.

Hey Butt-Head, he has to be, like, cool to rule my world?

No, you just have to be stupid.

Kiss this!

I like that song "Get Off" better, and "Cream".

You said "Get Off".

That was cool.

Hey, this isn't Prince.

This is that old guy that stuffs his pants.

Yeah, that's cool.

That stuntman is awful close to Death Truck.

Hey Ron, you put the parking brake on, right?

- That guy really dead? - There is no blood.

This sucks! And Fleshbowl sucked too.

Let's burn something.

That looks cool.

Think that carpet will burn?

Hey guys. Look at this, look.

There is some blood.

Check it out.

The cat and...

...the vacuum.

Guys, my parents really don't...

Sand,

rubbing alcohol,

cactus.

blender.

Plug it in and turn it on, ass wipe.

You guys...

Good fine wedgie dude.

Hey Beavis, I heard if you fill the room with gas,

and light a match,

all the oxygen disappears,

and we'd get a killer buzz.

- Cool. - Cool.

Did you get a buzz?

I feel kinda, like, warm.

Yeah, really. ass wipe.

Slap him, slap him. Hit him, kick him.

"Mister Sister!"

- I want you to tell me. - I want you to tell me.

- No, better yet, stand up and tell the class. - No, better yet, stand up and tell the class.

- What do you wanna do with your life? - What do you wanna do with your life?

These guys are old.

Duh.

Yeah.

- Where is the explosion? - They never show the good stuff.

- Fat guys and clown make up. - Yeah.

Circus is cool.

This is bad, boys, for a number of reasons.

First this is the trust factor.

Stewart, we trusted you to stay home unsupervised.

Now, you violated that trust, didn't you?

Now, you two.

You came into my house and you blew it up.

Luckily, I've got homeowners insurance.

I bet you do.

You boys are so cute. Does anybody want some lemonade?

Lemonade?

Lemonade!? We don't even have a damn kitchen!

The doctor said you indulge him.

Why you think his only friends are miscreants?

Why was...

I'll have some lemonade.

- Whoa, it's the president of England. - Yeah, she jams.

Whoa, it's those guys from that movie.

- These guys are good. - Yeah.

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