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STEWART'S
HOUSE
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- You'll find low low prices on...
- This sucks.
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It's a big... It's big
enough for redemption...
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- It's big enough for...
- This sucks.
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... brings this session of
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- People's Court to an end...
- This sucks.
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It's "Death Truck",
tonight only on Pay-per-View.
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- Eighteen stunt people...
- Yes, order it, dude.
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We can't.
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They locked us out after
Steven Seagal month.
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That sucks!
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...tonight on Pay-Per-View.
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Stewart's house!
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Who is it?
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- Beavis.
- Yeah.
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And Butt-Head.
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My parents aren't home.
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They told me not to let
you guys in the house
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even if they are here.
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Stewart?
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We'll just take this new video game
somewhere else.
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What new video game?
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"Tailgunner's Revenge".
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Pay-Per-View!
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I've got a new video game
you guys might wanna play.
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Check it out,
it's one of those air fresheners.
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How come he stinks?
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Hey Beavis,
I bet she's naked.
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Yeah.
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Whoa, hey Butt-Head,
how did they do that?
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They have all this, like,
complicated stuff,
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and they make the TV do like
things that look weird.
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It's cool.
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- It's called special defects.
- Yeah, cool.
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Bite her head off.
Bite her head off.
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Yeah.
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That would be cool.
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"Honey, I shrunk that dorky
rockstar that wears a wig".
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Yeah. She should rip his wings off.
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And then tear his legs off.
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And watch him squirm around on the ground.
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Like we did to that bumblebee that time.
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Settle down, Beavis.
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{\an8} You don't have to
be beautiful, to turn me on...
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Yeah.
Really?
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Hey Butt-Head,
do you think I'm beautiful?
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- Prince sure is old.
- Yeah.
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- And he is white.
- Yeah.
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He has that disease,
like Michael Jackson.
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Yeah. He got it from Prince.
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Hey Butt-Head, he has to be,
like, cool to rule my world?
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No, you just have to be stupid.
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Kiss this!
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I like that song "Get Off"
better, and "Cream".
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You said "Get Off".
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That was cool.
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Hey, this isn't Prince.
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This is that old guy
that stuffs his pants.
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Yeah, that's cool.
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That stuntman is awful
close to Death Truck.
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Hey Ron, you put the
parking brake on, right?
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- That guy really dead?
- There is no blood.
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This sucks!
And Fleshbowl sucked too.
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Let's burn something.
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That looks cool.
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Think that carpet will burn?
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Hey guys.
Look at this, look.
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There is some blood.
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Check it out.
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The cat and...
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...the vacuum.
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Guys, my parents really don't...
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Sand,
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rubbing alcohol,
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cactus.
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blender.
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Plug it in and turn it on, ass wipe.
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You guys...
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Good fine wedgie dude.
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Hey Beavis, I heard if
you fill the room with gas,
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and light a match,
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all the oxygen disappears,
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and we'd get a killer buzz.
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- Cool.
- Cool.
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Did you get a buzz?
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I feel kinda, like, warm.
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Yeah, really.
ass wipe.
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Slap him, slap him.
Hit him, kick him.
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"Mister Sister!"
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- I want you to tell me.
- I want you to tell me.
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- No, better yet, stand up and tell the class.
- No, better yet, stand up and tell the class.
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- What do you wanna do with your life?
- What do you wanna do with your life?
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These guys are old.
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Duh.
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Yeah.
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- Where is the explosion?
- They never show the good stuff.
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- Fat guys and clown make up.
- Yeah.
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Circus is cool.
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This is bad, boys, for a
number of reasons.
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First this is the trust factor.
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Stewart, we trusted you
to stay home unsupervised.
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Now, you violated that trust,
didn't you?
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Now, you two.
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You came into my house
and you blew it up.
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Luckily, I've got homeowners insurance.
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I bet you do.
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You boys are so cute.
Does anybody want some lemonade?
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Lemonade?
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Lemonade!?
We don't even have a damn kitchen!
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The doctor said you indulge him.
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Why you think his only
friends are miscreants?
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Why was...
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I'll have some lemonade.
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- Whoa, it's the president of England.
- Yeah, she jams.
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Whoa, it's those guys from that movie.
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- These guys are good.
- Yeah.
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Tap rules.
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