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THE BUTT-HEAD EXPERIENCE

At the Tugman research centre

new experiments are being conducted that have shown progress in

many areas in laser-assisted surgery.

Butt-Head, Butt-Head, come here quick! Bare ass on TV!

...early stages many forms of colon cancer can now be cured according to Dr. Dorfcock.

- Here at the institute we have... - Whoa.

...we are using semiconductor...

PBS is pretty cool.

His teeth are whiter than white.

Yeah, they are white.

- These guys live on the edge. - Yeah.

The edge of wuss cliff.

This is Joey Buttafuoco's singsong.

Let's find something that rocks.

"Take me down to the paradise city,

where the grass is green and the girls are pretty".

- "Oh won't you please take me home". - Shut up, dumbass.

- This isn't "Paradise City". - Oh, yeah.

- This is cool. - Yeah.

- Garbage is cool. - Yeah.

I like wind too.

- Wind is cool. - Yeah.

That would be cool if we had, like,

- garbage blowing around in the house. - Yeah.

Let's take garbage

- and throw it on the floor. - Yeah.

Shut up, Beavis!

Don't make me kick your ass again.

I'll kick your ass, butthole.

- It was just because I was sick. - Yeah.

And I would also like

two fish sandwiches.

One chicken sandwich with extra cheese and no tomatoes.

And I also need three cheeseburgers:

One with mayonnaise and lettuce,

one with pickles, lettuce and ketchup,

and one with mustard, lettuce, tomatoes, onions and pickles...

Are you ready to rock!?

Ladies and gentlemen!

Would you please welcome!

Bunghole recording artists!

Beavis and Butt-Head!

I heard Houston wants to party.

Are you ready to rock?

This one are for new album.

This is cool.

Play some Skynyrd, man!

Butt-Head, Butt-Head I want you Butt-Head.

Over here Butt-Head, Butt-Head, Butt-Head.

Butt-Head, here, Butt-Head. Over here, Butt-Head.

Butt-Head, Butt-Head. Hey Butt-Head.

Butt-Head, come here, quick. I found another dead rat.

You ass wipe. I was about to have a wet dream.

Why that guy's eating dinner with those old people?

Yeah.

Maybe he's in trouble.

Whoa! He's got a comb in his back pocket.

Yes.

Cool.

- Kiss rules. - Yeah.

These guys are pretty cool for a bunch of mimes.

Yeah these mimes are cool cause they, like, make a lots of noise and scream.

- I hate when you are, like, at the fair, - Yeah.

And some mime comes up and gets in your face.

And doesn't say anything.

I usually kick 'em in the nads.

Yeah, yeah, that's when they start saying stuff.

They say stuff like: Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!

- Kiss is cool. - Yeah.

When are they gonna spit some blood?

I like when he sticks his long tongue out.

- Yes. - Yeah.

Old people.

Anything yet?

Are you sure you're licking right?

Yeah.

I don't get it! It's supposed to pack an awesome buzz.

Tastes like chicken.

- Here toady. - Here toady.

What's that noise?

Didn't this guy use to be in the movies?

Yeah, he was Gumby.

Oh yeah.

Is Pokey gonna get his own video too?

Yeah.

Pokey kicks ass.

Change it.

What the hell is this crap?

"Go, Speed Racer!".

"Go, Speed Racer!". "Go, Speed Racer!".

Is this like, elevator music?

Yeah.

Elevators suck.

- This is, like, children's music. - Yeah.

Like, nursery rhymes.

- Who are these guys? - They're called "A-Ha".

Yeah.

They're called "Uh-Huh".

Whoa.

That table is cool.

Are these guys, like, yodelling?

No dude. They're, like, scrodelling.

That was cool.

Yodelling sucks.

How come British guys always sing so wimpy?

Like that Billy Joel dude?

Yeah, he sucks.

Check it out Butt-Head, three wheelers.

Yeah, those are cool.

I heard if you like, turn really sharp on those

they'll turn over and crush you.

That would be cool.

Yeah, yeah.

And if you peel out,

- you can tear up all the plants. - Yeah.

That's cool.

Divers.

- Go down. - Yeah, yeah.

This is like that James Bong movie.

Yeah, they need that short guy "Handjob" to come out.

You said "job".

Is this like an Irish Spring commercial?

"I might be stronger than I care to be".

Yeah, "there's a manly soap".

"Manly yes, but Beavis likes it too".

Shut up, bunghole! I'll kick your ass!

Shut up, Butt-Head!

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