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THE BUTT-HEAD
EXPERIENCE
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At the Tugman research centre
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new experiments are being conducted
that have shown progress in
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many areas in laser-assisted surgery.
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Butt-Head, Butt-Head, come
here quick! Bare ass on TV!
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...early stages many forms of colon cancer
can now be cured according to Dr. Dorfcock.
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- Here at the institute we have...
- Whoa.
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...we are using semiconductor...
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PBS is pretty cool.
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His teeth are whiter than white.
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Yeah, they are white.
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- These guys live on the edge.
- Yeah.
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The edge of wuss cliff.
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This is Joey
Buttafuoco's singsong.
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Let's find something that rocks.
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"Take me down to the paradise city,
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where the grass is green
and the girls are pretty".
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- "Oh won't you please take me home".
- Shut up, dumbass.
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- This isn't "Paradise City".
- Oh, yeah.
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- This is cool.
- Yeah.
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- Garbage is cool.
- Yeah.
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I like wind too.
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- Wind is cool.
- Yeah.
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That would be cool if we had, like,
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- garbage blowing around in the house.
- Yeah.
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Let's take garbage
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- and throw it on the floor.
- Yeah.
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Shut up, Beavis!
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Don't make me
kick your ass again.
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I'll kick your ass, butthole.
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- It was just because I was sick.
- Yeah.
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And I would also like
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two fish sandwiches.
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One chicken sandwich with
extra cheese and no tomatoes.
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And I also need three cheeseburgers:
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One with mayonnaise and lettuce,
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one with pickles, lettuce and ketchup,
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and one with mustard, lettuce,
tomatoes, onions and pickles...
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Are you ready to rock!?
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Ladies and gentlemen!
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Would you please welcome!
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Bunghole recording artists!
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Beavis and Butt-Head!
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I heard Houston wants to party.
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Are you ready to rock?
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This one are for new album.
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This is cool.
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Play some Skynyrd, man!
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Butt-Head, Butt-Head
I want you Butt-Head.
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Over here Butt-Head,
Butt-Head, Butt-Head.
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Butt-Head, here, Butt-Head.
Over here, Butt-Head.
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Butt-Head, Butt-Head.
Hey Butt-Head.
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Butt-Head, come here, quick.
I found another dead rat.
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You ass wipe. I was about to have
a wet dream.
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Why that guy's eating dinner
with those old people?
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Yeah.
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Maybe he's in trouble.
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Whoa! He's got a comb
in his back pocket.
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Yes.
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Cool.
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- Kiss rules.
- Yeah.
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These guys are pretty cool
for a bunch of mimes.
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Yeah these mimes are cool cause they,
like, make a lots of noise and scream.
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- I hate when you are, like, at the fair,
- Yeah.
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And some mime comes up and
gets in your face.
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And doesn't say anything.
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I usually kick 'em in the nads.
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Yeah, yeah, that's when
they start saying stuff.
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They say stuff like:
Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
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- Kiss is cool.
- Yeah.
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When are they gonna spit
some blood?
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I like when he sticks
his long tongue out.
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- Yes.
- Yeah.
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Old people.
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Anything yet?
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Are you sure you're licking right?
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Yeah.
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I don't get it! It's supposed to pack an
awesome buzz.
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Tastes like chicken.
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- Here toady.
- Here toady.
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What's that noise?
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Didn't this guy
use to be in the movies?
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Yeah, he was Gumby.
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Oh yeah.
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Is Pokey gonna get his own video too?
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Yeah.
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Pokey kicks ass.
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Change it.
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What the hell is this crap?
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"Go, Speed Racer!".
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"Go, Speed Racer!".
"Go, Speed Racer!".
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Is this like, elevator music?
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Yeah.
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Elevators suck.
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- This is, like, children's music.
- Yeah.
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Like, nursery rhymes.
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- Who are these guys?
- They're called "A-Ha".
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Yeah.
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They're called "Uh-Huh".
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Whoa.
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That table is cool.
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Are these guys, like, yodelling?
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No dude.
They're, like, scrodelling.
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That was cool.
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Yodelling sucks.
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How come British guys always
sing so wimpy?
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Like that Billy Joel dude?
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Yeah, he sucks.
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Check it out Butt-Head,
three wheelers.
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Yeah, those are cool.
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I heard if you like, turn really
sharp on those
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they'll turn over and crush you.
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That would be cool.
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Yeah, yeah.
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And if you peel out,
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- you can tear up all the plants.
- Yeah.
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That's cool.
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Divers.
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- Go down.
- Yeah, yeah.
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This is like that James Bong movie.
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Yeah, they need that short guy
"Handjob" to come out.
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You said "job".
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Is this like an
Irish Spring commercial?
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"I might be stronger
than I care to be".
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Yeah, "there's a manly soap".
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"Manly yes, but Beavis
likes it too".
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Shut up, bunghole!
I'll kick your ass!
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Shut up, Butt-Head!
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