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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,475 --> 00:00:04,701 NO LAUGHING 2 00:00:08,553 --> 00:00:09,566 Bueno. (Okay) 3 00:00:09,590 --> 00:00:11,847 Recuerdan por favor, clase. (Okay. Please remember class) 4 00:00:11,872 --> 00:00:15,203 Siempre contestan en Espa�ol. �Bueno? (always answer in Spanish, okay? 5 00:00:18,465 --> 00:00:19,780 �Se�or Butt-Head, (Mr Butt-Head) 6 00:00:19,804 --> 00:00:21,901 c�mo es Juan? (What is Juan like?) 7 00:00:23,225 --> 00:00:24,599 Burritos? 8 00:00:24,745 --> 00:00:25,850 No, no, no. 9 00:00:25,868 --> 00:00:27,253 �C�mo es Juan? (What is Juan like?) 10 00:00:27,277 --> 00:00:28,777 �C�mo es Juan? (What is Juan like?) 11 00:00:29,905 --> 00:00:32,838 - Guacamole. - No, no. �Se�or Beavis, 12 00:00:32,993 --> 00:00:34,418 c�mo es Juan? (What is Juan like?) 13 00:00:36,105 --> 00:00:38,481 - Spaghetti. - Spaghetti? 14 00:00:38,505 --> 00:00:41,836 Spaghetti? That's Italian, you moron. 15 00:00:42,065 --> 00:00:45,455 Dammit! You idiots have been in this class for almost a whole school year, 16 00:00:45,455 --> 00:00:48,881 and the only Spanish you know is what you learned at Taco Bell. 17 00:00:48,905 --> 00:00:51,201 And Beavis can't even get that right. 18 00:00:51,225 --> 00:00:53,561 I'm gonna give you little bastards just ten seconds 19 00:00:53,585 --> 00:00:55,401 to come up with a sentence in Spanish, 20 00:00:55,425 --> 00:00:57,941 and if you can't, you're both going to the principal's office 21 00:00:57,965 --> 00:00:59,896 and you're both flunking. 22 00:01:00,345 --> 00:01:01,798 Well, I'm waiting. 23 00:01:08,345 --> 00:01:10,461 Rendo-pordo-curdoh-nadava-duv-duv-dug ... Rico Suave. 24 00:01:10,485 --> 00:01:12,382 Principal's office, now! 25 00:01:15,025 --> 00:01:16,274 Taco Supreme. 26 00:01:17,145 --> 00:01:18,724 Get out! Now! 27 00:01:22,945 --> 00:01:25,187 What the hell is this crap? 28 00:01:28,239 --> 00:01:30,060 Mine has more bumps. 29 00:01:39,199 --> 00:01:42,417 Hey Beavis, this guy sounds like you. 30 00:01:42,747 --> 00:01:44,442 Shut up, fartknocker. 31 00:01:51,195 --> 00:01:53,598 That dude is wearing a Yamaha. 32 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:03,094 He is a loser. 33 00:02:03,843 --> 00:02:05,863 - And a pansy. - Yeah. 34 00:02:06,801 --> 00:02:08,779 This guy sucks. 35 00:02:11,394 --> 00:02:14,214 Push the little pansies and make 'em come up. 36 00:02:14,238 --> 00:02:17,188 Push the little pansies and make 'em come up. 37 00:02:18,502 --> 00:02:19,745 That was cool. 38 00:02:24,958 --> 00:02:27,632 - These guys got no future. - Yeah. 39 00:02:35,968 --> 00:02:37,695 Check it out, it's Corky. 40 00:02:44,834 --> 00:02:47,978 - Push this. - Yeah, push this. 41 00:02:51,727 --> 00:02:52,843 Whoa. 42 00:02:53,917 --> 00:02:55,396 She said "uh". 43 00:03:06,595 --> 00:03:08,022 I'm already up. 44 00:03:16,537 --> 00:03:18,453 - Is this a commercial? - Yeah. 45 00:03:19,594 --> 00:03:22,953 It's a commercial for MTV's House Of Butts. 46 00:03:24,487 --> 00:03:26,640 She sings better than Cindy Crawford. 47 00:03:26,664 --> 00:03:30,435 Yeah, it's high noon on my sundial. 48 00:03:38,493 --> 00:03:40,186 I like music. 49 00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:47,356 - She said "cream". - Yeah. 50 00:03:48,335 --> 00:03:52,301 Excuse me, Beavis, I have to go spank my monkey. 51 00:04:11,298 --> 00:04:13,641 Whoa, that was cool. 52 00:04:13,665 --> 00:04:15,403 It really does happen. 53 00:04:21,425 --> 00:04:24,241 - Okay, Armstrong. - Here. 54 00:04:24,265 --> 00:04:26,117 - Armiho. - Present. 55 00:04:26,425 --> 00:04:27,961 - Bacca. - Yo. 56 00:04:27,985 --> 00:04:29,723 - Butkis. - Here. 57 00:04:33,065 --> 00:04:35,121 Dammit, what's wrong with you two? 58 00:04:35,145 --> 00:04:37,441 We've been in school over seven months now, 59 00:04:37,465 --> 00:04:40,521 and every single day when I call Daniel Butkis's name, 60 00:04:40,545 --> 00:04:41,961 you guys have to laugh. 61 00:04:41,985 --> 00:04:43,801 Is it really still that funny? 62 00:04:43,825 --> 00:04:45,601 Doesn't it ever get old? 63 00:04:45,625 --> 00:04:47,581 Are you gonna laugh for the rest of your lives 64 00:04:47,605 --> 00:04:50,538 every time someone says the name Butkis? 65 00:04:52,745 --> 00:04:55,837 That does it! Principal's office, now! 66 00:04:57,425 --> 00:05:01,321 Therefore, we can say that any two amoeba are identical twins, 67 00:05:01,345 --> 00:05:03,761 since they all have the same genetic makeup. 68 00:05:03,785 --> 00:05:07,673 There all the same sex and can reproduce by themselves. 69 00:05:08,665 --> 00:05:11,681 So, all sperm cells contain either an X-chromosome 70 00:05:11,705 --> 00:05:13,682 or a Y-chromosome, and... 71 00:05:14,105 --> 00:05:15,718 She said sperm. 72 00:05:16,185 --> 00:05:19,721 Depending on which sperm cell fertilises the egg... 73 00:05:19,745 --> 00:05:23,961 I said, depending on which sperm cell fertilises the egg, 74 00:05:23,985 --> 00:05:26,641 the zygote will be either male or female. 75 00:05:26,665 --> 00:05:28,198 Shut up! 76 00:05:31,065 --> 00:05:33,474 McVicker's office, now! 77 00:05:34,412 --> 00:05:37,107 Yes! The Butthole Surfers! 78 00:05:37,131 --> 00:05:40,759 Yeah! The Butthole Surfers rule. 79 00:05:44,403 --> 00:05:46,219 - Look it's Flea! It's Flea! - Yeah! Yeah! 80 00:05:46,243 --> 00:05:47,263 - Flea, Flea. - Yeah! 81 00:05:47,287 --> 00:05:48,727 Flea is cool! 82 00:06:08,545 --> 00:06:10,641 Animation is cool. 83 00:07:24,406 --> 00:07:27,174 Butthole Surfers kick ass. 84 00:07:35,765 --> 00:07:37,661 Oh, you guys think this is funny? 85 00:07:37,685 --> 00:07:40,341 You've been to four classes today, 86 00:07:40,365 --> 00:07:42,686 and you've been sent here four times. 87 00:07:43,525 --> 00:07:44,741 And this laughing thing. 88 00:07:44,765 --> 00:07:46,661 What the hell is with this laughing thing? 89 00:07:46,685 --> 00:07:48,421 All the teachers are sick of it. 90 00:07:48,445 --> 00:07:50,661 Mr Sherman, your history teacher, 91 00:07:50,685 --> 00:07:53,661 says he's completely given up on trying to teach your class 92 00:07:53,685 --> 00:07:55,616 about the Gay Nineties. 93 00:07:56,325 --> 00:07:57,581 See? See? 94 00:07:57,605 --> 00:08:00,503 Now, that's exactly what I'm talking about. 95 00:08:00,565 --> 00:08:03,133 You are both suspended for a week. 96 00:08:06,005 --> 00:08:07,697 What's that mean? 97 00:08:08,005 --> 00:08:11,461 It means, I... I don't wanna see you 98 00:08:11,485 --> 00:08:14,463 anywhere near this school for a whole week. 99 00:08:14,765 --> 00:08:16,014 Cool. 100 00:08:19,905 --> 00:08:21,201 Shut up! 101 00:08:21,225 --> 00:08:24,001 Forget it. No, no, you're not suspended. 102 00:08:24,025 --> 00:08:26,961 No, I've got a better idea. 103 00:08:26,985 --> 00:08:30,043 Yeah, I'm gonna get you guys this time. 104 00:08:50,742 --> 00:08:53,152 - These guys are cool. - Yeah. 105 00:09:11,455 --> 00:09:14,815 These guys are cool 'cause they, like, jump around real slow. 106 00:09:14,839 --> 00:09:15,939 Yeah. 107 00:09:17,004 --> 00:09:19,468 That would be cool if you can go to this forest. 108 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:21,253 And hang out with these guys. 109 00:09:21,277 --> 00:09:25,385 Yeah, we could, like, dance in the forest and be cool. 110 00:09:25,409 --> 00:09:26,509 Yeah. 111 00:09:31,156 --> 00:09:34,163 Whoa! Is this, like, the Weather Channel? 112 00:09:35,074 --> 00:09:38,595 Yeah, the forecast is partially cool. 113 00:09:58,728 --> 00:10:00,711 - Gardenia. - Yeah. 114 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:04,151 - Gardenia. - Gardenia, Gardenia, Gardenia. 115 00:10:16,498 --> 00:10:18,794 - These guys are good dancers. - Yeah. 116 00:10:19,535 --> 00:10:22,963 - I wish I was more like them. - Yeah, me too. 117 00:10:47,119 --> 00:10:49,440 I think birth control is a very important 118 00:10:49,464 --> 00:10:50,946 issue in a woman's life. 119 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,168 I've looked into all the options 120 00:10:54,579 --> 00:10:56,631 and I'm using the Today sponge. 121 00:10:58,357 --> 00:10:59,879 That was cool. 122 00:11:02,085 --> 00:11:03,303 I don't want gimmicks. 123 00:11:03,327 --> 00:11:06,368 I want a long distance phone company I can count on. 124 00:11:11,334 --> 00:11:15,385 Hey Butt-Head, Mr. McVicker says if we laugh any more in class 125 00:11:15,409 --> 00:11:17,505 - we're gonna get expelled. - Yeah. 126 00:11:18,212 --> 00:11:19,864 That would be cool. 127 00:11:28,784 --> 00:11:30,239 Look at this. 128 00:11:32,630 --> 00:11:34,257 What a bunch of crap. 129 00:11:38,496 --> 00:11:41,513 - Is this a Clearasil commercial? - Yeah. 130 00:11:42,579 --> 00:11:43,893 This is stupid. 131 00:11:43,917 --> 00:11:46,249 Yeah, and it sucks too. 132 00:11:55,065 --> 00:11:56,357 What's this? 133 00:11:58,901 --> 00:12:00,993 - This sucks. - Yeah. 134 00:12:01,934 --> 00:12:03,579 This is stupid. 135 00:12:07,737 --> 00:12:09,808 Is this Dire Straits again? 136 00:12:20,926 --> 00:12:24,098 - These cheerleaders are fat. - Yeah. 137 00:12:28,202 --> 00:12:30,835 This is stupid. Change it. 138 00:12:31,590 --> 00:12:34,124 No, wait a minute. Check it out. 139 00:12:34,148 --> 00:12:36,146 Come on Butt-Head, change it, this sucks. 140 00:12:36,170 --> 00:12:37,498 - No way. - Change it Butt-Head, 141 00:12:37,522 --> 00:12:38,897 change it, this sucks. 142 00:12:45,177 --> 00:12:47,694 Whoa! Is this Michael Jackson? 143 00:12:48,776 --> 00:12:50,541 Yeah, that's where he sleeps. 144 00:12:51,275 --> 00:12:54,454 No, he told Oprah he doesn't really sleep in a hyperbolic chamber. 145 00:12:55,068 --> 00:12:56,575 And he has a skin disease. 146 00:12:57,615 --> 00:12:59,454 You watch Oprah? 147 00:13:02,419 --> 00:13:03,917 What a wuss. 148 00:13:04,204 --> 00:13:05,823 Shut up, bunghole! 149 00:13:06,709 --> 00:13:09,914 I just watched it that once, because I thought they'd show his hair on fire. 150 00:13:11,539 --> 00:13:13,698 Yeah, right, Beavis. 151 00:13:15,069 --> 00:13:16,510 What a wuss. 152 00:13:24,627 --> 00:13:26,576 "I'm not just a hair club member. 153 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:28,002 - I'm the president". - Yeah. 154 00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:31,168 You said "member". 155 00:13:36,378 --> 00:13:38,848 Let's try to find a video that doesn't suck. 156 00:13:41,525 --> 00:13:44,344 So, Beavis and Butt-Head, 157 00:13:44,565 --> 00:13:46,141 I understand Mr McVicker 158 00:13:46,165 --> 00:13:48,341 has made a little arrangement with you guys. 159 00:13:48,365 --> 00:13:50,262 Yeah, a little probation. 160 00:13:50,845 --> 00:13:53,341 You see, class, Beavis and Butt-Head here 161 00:13:53,365 --> 00:13:56,343 are not allowed to laugh for a whole week. 162 00:13:56,685 --> 00:13:59,741 That's right. And if they do laugh, they'll be expelled 163 00:13:59,765 --> 00:14:01,701 and they'll have to go to Hope high school, 164 00:14:01,725 --> 00:14:04,661 where they'll get their asses kicked on a daily basis 165 00:14:04,685 --> 00:14:06,662 by all the other delinquents. 166 00:14:08,245 --> 00:14:10,541 Well, l was real glad to hear that, 167 00:14:10,565 --> 00:14:13,225 because this is sex education week. 168 00:14:13,525 --> 00:14:16,093 That's right, sex ed week. 169 00:14:16,565 --> 00:14:18,974 We're gonna be talking about the penis! 170 00:14:19,405 --> 00:14:22,065 We'll be talking about the vagina! 171 00:14:22,125 --> 00:14:24,261 Do you think that's funny, Butt-Head? 172 00:14:24,285 --> 00:14:28,378 Do you find it amusing that we'll be talking about the testicles? 173 00:14:28,645 --> 00:14:32,461 Yes, were also gonna be talking about venereal disease! 174 00:14:32,485 --> 00:14:34,282 Sexual intercourse! 175 00:14:34,306 --> 00:14:35,392 The scrotum! 176 00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:36,464 The clitoris! 177 00:14:36,465 --> 00:14:40,601 And we will definitely be spending a lot of time 178 00:14:40,625 --> 00:14:42,955 talking about masturbation! 179 00:14:47,405 --> 00:14:50,497 Well, now that that's out of the way, let's take roll. 180 00:14:50,645 --> 00:14:52,701 - Butkis! - Here. 181 00:14:53,765 --> 00:14:56,095 Gaylord! Hymen! 182 00:15:18,545 --> 00:15:20,283 Then he said penis. 183 00:15:21,185 --> 00:15:24,516 Yeah. Then he said masturbation. 184 00:15:24,585 --> 00:15:28,041 Then he said vagina. That was cool. 185 00:15:32,415 --> 00:15:34,729 Is this that show about that deaf lawyer? 186 00:15:34,753 --> 00:15:35,853 Yeah. 187 00:15:37,055 --> 00:15:38,245 Hey Beavis, 188 00:15:39,483 --> 00:15:42,844 - I'd like to make a motion. - Yeah, me too. 189 00:15:48,561 --> 00:15:51,913 - Yes. - Whoa, Cop Rock reruns. 190 00:15:51,937 --> 00:15:54,683 Yeah, Cop Rock reruns. 191 00:15:55,312 --> 00:15:56,726 This is cool. 192 00:15:58,539 --> 00:16:00,917 This is the one where they sing in court. 193 00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:04,378 No way, this is the one where they sing in that locker room. 194 00:16:04,914 --> 00:16:07,010 That's the same show, dumbass. 195 00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:09,655 - There only was one show. - Yeah, but it was cool. 196 00:16:24,163 --> 00:16:26,163 - "No sax in court". - Yeah. 197 00:16:31,078 --> 00:16:35,176 - The prostitution rests. - Yeah change it, change it, quick. 198 00:16:43,473 --> 00:16:47,472 Whoa, that fish has a face on his butt. 199 00:16:48,829 --> 00:16:51,260 Yeah, that's cool. 200 00:16:52,106 --> 00:16:54,075 I wish I had a face on my butt. 201 00:16:54,099 --> 00:16:55,257 Yeah, yeah. 202 00:16:55,940 --> 00:16:58,253 You could blow your nose in your underwear. 203 00:16:59,564 --> 00:17:01,610 Yeah, you wouldn't need a hanky. 204 00:17:12,809 --> 00:17:16,005 We should start a band and call it "Butt-Head Butt-Head". 205 00:17:16,651 --> 00:17:17,828 Yeah. 206 00:17:18,292 --> 00:17:19,652 "Beavis Beavis". 207 00:17:27,145 --> 00:17:30,234 Whoa, that guy is one of those transformers. 208 00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:31,358 Yeah. 209 00:17:49,287 --> 00:17:50,442 Cool. 210 00:17:55,391 --> 00:17:56,562 Bubbles. 211 00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:05,892 This court is now in session. 212 00:18:07,243 --> 00:18:10,733 I know you've been sworn, sir, and I have read your complaint. 213 00:18:12,123 --> 00:18:14,532 It's my turn to be the judge, ass wipe. 214 00:18:15,483 --> 00:18:16,618 Oh, yeah. 215 00:18:17,603 --> 00:18:18,772 Okay. 216 00:18:19,503 --> 00:18:21,753 This court is now in session. 217 00:18:22,903 --> 00:18:26,200 How do you please, to these charges of... 218 00:18:27,103 --> 00:18:28,352 Trespassing. 219 00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:31,232 Oh, yeah. 220 00:18:31,583 --> 00:18:33,116 Trespassing. 221 00:18:33,623 --> 00:18:36,874 And buzzing around and getting in my face and stuff. 222 00:18:37,223 --> 00:18:41,077 How do you please to these charges against you? 223 00:18:41,943 --> 00:18:43,681 The defense rests. 224 00:18:47,463 --> 00:18:48,632 Shut up! 225 00:18:49,463 --> 00:18:50,712 Okay. 226 00:18:51,103 --> 00:18:55,196 I hereby sentence the defendant to death by... 227 00:18:57,903 --> 00:18:59,402 Death by... 228 00:19:02,303 --> 00:19:04,234 Saw off his tweeter. 229 00:19:07,963 --> 00:19:10,979 - Breaking the law, breaking the law. - Breaking the law, breaking the law. 230 00:19:11,003 --> 00:19:14,293 - Breaking the law, breaking the law. - Breaking the law, breaking the law. 231 00:19:16,554 --> 00:19:17,709 Cool. 232 00:19:18,442 --> 00:19:21,986 Yeah, this is what death rock is all about. 233 00:19:22,010 --> 00:19:23,141 Yeah. 234 00:19:34,792 --> 00:19:36,847 Drums, guitars and death. 235 00:19:37,748 --> 00:19:40,709 - They finally got it right. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 236 00:19:41,859 --> 00:19:44,035 Now all it needs is some fire. 237 00:19:44,228 --> 00:19:47,399 - Fire!, Fire!, Fire!, Fire!, Fire! - Shut up, Beavis, 238 00:19:47,423 --> 00:19:49,076 - I'm trying to listen. - Oh. 239 00:20:20,884 --> 00:20:22,032 Pizza, pizza. 240 00:20:27,922 --> 00:20:29,088 Whoa. 241 00:20:36,515 --> 00:20:38,376 - That guy is pissed. - Yeah. 242 00:20:51,968 --> 00:20:54,165 - These guys are cool. - Yeah. 243 00:20:54,215 --> 00:20:58,765 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 17346

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