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WAY DOWN
MEXICO WAY
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"Pass the Old El Grasso,
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taste the old South West".
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- Pass the Old El Grasso.
- Pass the Old El Crasso.
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- Passion of the West.
- Hey Beavis.
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Pass the Old El Crasso.
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Change it, dude.
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Hey guys! Welcome back
to Video Wonderland.
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This guy is a choad smoker.
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They all are.
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And here is a classic that you definitely
won't hear on Mexican radio.
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Wall of Voodoo's "Mexican Radio".
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- It's a message, dude.
- A sign from our master.
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I like when those bull's horns
tear open a guy's stomach.
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- And you can see his guts.
- Yeah.
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One day in school, when
I was, like, paying attention,
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they were teaching us about how cows
have four separate butts.
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They can, like, digest their
food in each butt.
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And they spit it up.
And they, like, chew their crud.
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That would be cool
if we had, like, four butts.
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- I mean, like, four butts each.
- Yeah.
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Than we would have, like,
seven butts all together.
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That would be cool.
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Yes!
These guys rock!
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That would be cool,
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if that guy jumped off the stage
and nobody caught him.
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And he smashed his
head on the floor.
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Yeah, yeah.
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And then his...
then his head would crack open.
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And there'd be, like, blood
everywhere and brains.
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That would be cool.
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Yeah, what if somebody started slipping
around on his blood and brains.
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And then he cracked his head open.
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And then everybody was slipping
around on blood.
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Yeah, cracking their heads open.
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That's like that movie.
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Where that guy was riding in that
car and his, like, head exploded.
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But it was all out of focus.
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That sucks.
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Hey Beavis, there's
too many dudes in this video.
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Yeah, there's no chicks
in sweaty t-shirts.
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Let's see if we can get
scrambled porno flicks on UHF.
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That would be cool.
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Thanks for taking us
to Mexico, Dave.
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This ride ain't free, boys.
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Remember, I got
business down there.
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And you are part
of the management team.
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This is cool.
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Yeah.
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You boys ever been
to Mexico before?
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Well, ain't no law down there.
It's every man for himself.
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They take no prisoners.
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Well, actually they take a few.
And they torture 'em.
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Cool.
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Yeah, they don't care what you do.
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Until you cross 'em.
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It's a whole different world
down there.
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We can buy fireworks, right? Like,
M-80's and stuff?
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Fireworks, guns, white
slaves, endangered species.
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Hell, they got everything
down there.
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Did he say fireworks?
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We're almost there.
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Cool.
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Okay we'll meet back
here in five hours.
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Hey gringo! Hey gringo, I kick your ass.
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Let's go get some M-80's.
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Cool.
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Fireworks?
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Fireworks?
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M-80's?
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Firecrackers?
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Fireworks?
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These people are stupid.
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Yeah.
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Two tacos.
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One.
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- He wants a buck.
- Why didn't he say so?
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Here, doggy.
Here, boy.
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Here you go.
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- Here, doggy.
- Go for it.
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Pass the Old El Paso.
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Cool.
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- Water.
- Water.
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We have excellent water here in Mexico!
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Is this foreign?
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Yeah.
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Check it out, Beavis.
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She's got money
on her head.
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Yeah,
money is cool.
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She's gonna take all
that money on her head.
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And go play video games.
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On her horse.
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- Yeah. Is this Paula Habdula?
- Yeah.
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Is this video about Jesus?
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Yeah, Christ is cool.
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- Yes!
- Cool!
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Yeah!
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Chains and chicks.
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- That's more like it!
- Yeah.
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Sluts are cool.
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Hey Beavis, have you ever
drank a beer?
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- Yeah
- Oh yeah? Where'd you get it?
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This, like, guy gave it to me.
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You haven't drank a beer.
Lying wuss.
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I should, like, join this band.
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Yeah, these chicks
would talk to us.
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They'd talk to me.
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Then they'd tell you to get
your sorry ass out of there.
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Yeah, rock n' roll is cool.
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Whoa!
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- Hey Butt-Head?
- Yeah?
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Cool, dude.
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Check this out.
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Mexico is cool.
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She wants something.
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Is that Dianne Reeves?
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Yeah.
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Depeche Mode is French
for "we're wussies".
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Yeah.
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Don't feel me, dude.
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You can see parts
of her thingies.
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"This is the morning
of our love".
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- Yes!
- Yes!
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Yes! Yes!
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No! No!
Show the chick.
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- Yes! Yes! Yes!
- Yes! Yes!
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- No! No! No!
- No! No! No!
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This sucks!
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He's looking at you, Beavis.
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He wants you.
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No way.
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Tattoos are pretty cool.
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For a wussy.
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We can't leave Mexico
without fireworks, dude.
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- Check it out.
- Cool.
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That game was cool.
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Rico.
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Suave.
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Rico.
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Suave.
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Whoa.
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Rottoro, burritos, tacos.
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Rabbaddadda.
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Yeah,
guacamole.
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That was cool.
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Hey Butt-Head, what's
a gigolo?
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That's, like, one of
those really fat dudes.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Change it.
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If I got a
hat like that.
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I could be a lead singer.
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I would be cool.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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This is stupid.
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Yeah,
I like the fire,
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but they need some
chicks in tight shorts.
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Then it would be cool.
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Yeah, with close-ups on their butt.
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Yeah.
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Yes!
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It's about time
they play something cool.
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Yeah.
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This guy kicks ass.
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- This guy looks like Jesus.
- Yeah.
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Christ is cool.
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Whoa, Seattle kicks ass.
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Yeah. Is everybody
in Seattle cool?
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Yeah, if you go to Seattle
anybody you see is cool.
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- We should go, dude.
- Yeah, yeah.
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That's that dude from
the Spin Doctors.
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He jams with
Soundgarden sometimes.
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Stop! Hey, gringo!
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Come on, get in!
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Stop! Stop! Gringo! Gringo!
Hey, gringo!
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Now it's time for you guys
to earn your keep.
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Look in the glovebox.
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Oh, no! Dave is gonna
boof us.
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Time to fill 'em, boys.
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I can't fill that.
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With these, dork!
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Pills, cool!
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All this stuff is legal
in Mexico,
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and it's cheap too if
you know the right people.
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Border's coming up. Better swallow
those rubbers, boys.
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Make sure you
tie 'em a couple of times.
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It's a rough ride
through the digestive tract.
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Cool!
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You boys did remember
to tie up those condoms,
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before you swallowed
them, right?
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You boys got
some identification?
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ID?
You got ID?
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No.
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Get out of the car.
All of you.
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So, you thought you'd
come down to Mexico,
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and pick up a
couple of immigrants, huh?
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Smuggle some illegals in, huh?
Is that your game?
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These guys live in my
town. They're Americans.
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What's the capital of Texas, son? Huh?
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I said, what's the
capital of Texas?
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It's Austin, man.
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Let him go.
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- What?
- They are obviously Americans.
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Mexicans know the
capital of Texas.
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Mexicans would care that they're
being interrogated by the border patrol.
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Those two are as American
as they come.
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Butthole.
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No way.
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God bless America.
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Yes!
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This kicks-ass.
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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
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Brian Johnson looks
like he's taking a dump.
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Yeah, he's constipated, 'cause he is old.
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Hey Beavis, you think we're on,
like, a highway to hell?
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Yeah.
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These guys dress cool.
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Yeah, they always
wear the same thing.
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Yeah.
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Hey, we always
wear the same thing.
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Yeah.
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I had this shirt
on for six months.
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Yeah, I had this
shirt on for seven months.
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That was cool.
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What if you lit one of
these in Dave's butt?
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That would be cool.
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Peckerwood.
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I can't believe he made
us walk back from the border.
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Mexico sucks.
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Whoa.
Special defects.
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Hey, that's that dude that
works down at Boot Warehouse.
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No way, that dude
works at Leadership Dodge.
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On Central, half
of mile north of Walnut.
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Hey, that was a wipe.
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Yeah,
an asswipe.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Hey Butt-Head,
I heard these guys are bilingual.
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Yeah, these guys are
all sexual perverts.
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That dude in the back,
he's got two linguals.
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