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SICK
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Ooh, big one.
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The common cold can knock you out.
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But did you know
that the leading prescription
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cold remedy is more
than 70% alcohol,
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or that can make you lightheaded,
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woozy, even hallucinogenic.
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Whoa!
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I think we need a doctor.
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Yeah, we're sick.
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Check it out.
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Cool!
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Yes!
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- Hey, somebody pitched a tent.
- Yeah.
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Now this is feel good music.
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- This video tells a message.
- Yeah.
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- The message is "Vince Neil is a wuss".
- Yeah.
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That guy from Danzig will kick his ass.
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Hey Butt-Head, what does
Doctor Feelgood mean?
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That's like, when the doctor
makes you cough,
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and he puts his fingers on your nads.
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Yeah, that's cool.
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Oh yeah?
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You don't have a female
doctor, do you Beavis?
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- This video has fire and cars.
- Yeah, and tattoos and leather.
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Now, all it needs is some chicks.
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- Then it would be cool.
- Yeah.
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Fire! Fire! Fire!
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Cool!
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- This isn't as cool as Scarface.
- Yeah.
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This was before the
music revolution.
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Hey this looks like that "Less Miserables"
poster in Mrs. Dickie's class.
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Yeah.
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This Less Miserables-looking thing sucks.
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This guy does everything by himself.
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Hey, I detect masturbatory overtones.
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- "Playing with myself. Oh oh".
- "Playing with myself. Oh oh".
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- "Playing with myself".
- "Playing with myself".
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- He's talking about choking his chicken
- Yeah.
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He's talking about spanking his monkey.
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Sweat, sweat, sweat, sweat,
sweat! sweat!
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Sweat, sweat.
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- Sweat, sweat.
- Sweat, sweat, sweat.
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I'm pretty cool sometimes,
huh, Beavis?
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Why!?
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Who wants...?
Who wants cheese on..?
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Medium?
Medium well?
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That's cool.
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Number 83.
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Number 8-3,
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Pickles?
Pickles?
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Cool!
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And what is your problem?
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I kinda... ow!...
have a fork stuck in my head.
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We're number 83 and we need
the leading subscription cold remedy.
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We are, like, sick or something.
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I have not gone on break
in two hours and fifteen minutes.
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And what is your problem?
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We're sick.
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See?
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Look, room seven. Strip down to your
underpants, wait for the doctor.
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I'm going on my break.
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Cool.
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So the doctor says:
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"Rectum?
It nearly killed him".
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Nice wedgie, dude.
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Look, it's a thong.
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That's cool.
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Oh, okay. So, you boys
have bad colds, right?
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- She saw your butt.
- Shut up!
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Yeah, we have bad colds.
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Probably, like, ammonia or something.
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So, we need rest, fluids,
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and a leading description
cold remedy. A big bottle.
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Well, we'll see, Mr. Butt-Head.
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How about we start with you?
Just hop up on the table over there,
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and let me take a
quick look in your ear, okay?
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Well, what I actually said,
Mr. Butt-Head, was
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"In your ear", not "In your rear".
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So, maybe you could...?
You know.
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You can call him Crisco, 'cause
he's fat in the can.
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Shut up, Beavis!
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- Hey! Hey!
- Butthole!
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I tell you what. Let's just
cut this short, okay?
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I'll give you each a
quick antibiotic injection,
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and you should start
feeling better very soon.
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No leading inscription cold remedy?
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No wild cherry or cool grape goodness?
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No, I never prescribe that stuff.
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It tends to make
patients kinda lightheaded.
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Homeowner.
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Sometimes, they even
get high or hallucinate.
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Alright, then.
You can dress now if you'd like.
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In fact, I'd really appreciate
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if you do it as quickly as possible.
And the nurse will be in momentarily,
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with your bill.
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This sucks!
No medicine, no buzz, nothing.
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Yeah,
I'm starting to feel better.
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What a rip-off.
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Honey, where's the pickles?
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Where's the pickles?
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Check it out, Beavis.
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- It's those dudes on Stewart's lunchbox.
- Yeah.
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This video needs, like, more explosions
and close-ups of butts.
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Yeah, they should have somebody
come out and start kicking these guys.
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- That would be cool.
- Yeah.
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They could kick him.
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And punch him too.
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Like Ice Cube.
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He could come out
and kick all these guys.
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- That would be cool.
- Yeah.
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- He said "hanging'".
- Yeah.
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If this toad licking thing works,
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we not gonna even need
the leading conniption cold remedy.
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Anything yet?
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Are you sure you're licking right?
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Yeah.
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I don't get it! It's supposed
to pack an awesome buzz.
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Taste like chicken.
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- Here toady.
- Here toady.
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Yes!
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Whoa!
"Trials Of life".
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"Why do you think they
call them animals?"
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Yeah, "Volume One. Hunting and escaping.
Order now! Operators are standing by!"
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Whoa, a baby!
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How did that happen?
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Cool!
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These guys are pissed off.
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- Yeah, they got a bad attitude.
- That's cool.
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This is the coolest video
I've ever seen in my life.
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His beard is cool.
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It's King Tut from Batman.
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