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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,126 --> 00:00:17,279 AT THE SIDESHOW 2 00:00:18,341 --> 00:00:21,994 I think birth control is a very important issue in a women's life... 3 00:00:22,062 --> 00:00:24,262 I'm looking at all the options and... 4 00:00:24,304 --> 00:00:29,254 One week only! The Stench Brothers traveling carnival! 5 00:00:29,346 --> 00:00:30,917 Rides! Games! 6 00:00:30,946 --> 00:00:32,122 That's stupid. 7 00:00:32,147 --> 00:00:33,403 Fun for all! 8 00:00:33,427 --> 00:00:34,907 If you're dead. 9 00:00:34,948 --> 00:00:38,916 And the nastiest freaks you'll ever see in this lifetime. 10 00:00:38,990 --> 00:00:42,742 Whoa, maybe they got one of those dudes with two butts. 11 00:00:42,811 --> 00:00:46,591 Yeah, that would be cool. 12 00:00:47,033 --> 00:00:48,953 We're there dude. 13 00:01:03,887 --> 00:01:09,390 - Whoa, these chicks are pretty tough. - Yeah, I didn't know girls were cool. 14 00:01:20,155 --> 00:01:24,528 Whoa, check it out. Where is his penis? 15 00:01:25,339 --> 00:01:28,151 It's in his hand, where it always is. 16 00:01:41,543 --> 00:01:43,486 These guys are pretty cool. 17 00:01:44,855 --> 00:01:50,220 - Even known they're 60. - Yeah, that one guy is 69. 18 00:01:57,548 --> 00:02:00,651 - He looks like Vanilli. - Yeah. 19 00:02:32,299 --> 00:02:34,940 - Hit him! Hit him! Hit him! - Yeah. 20 00:02:35,226 --> 00:02:37,325 - Just keep playing. - Yeah. 21 00:02:37,365 --> 00:02:39,122 Everything is cool. 22 00:02:39,870 --> 00:02:43,303 - That sucked. - Yeah, he should've waited longer. 23 00:03:07,837 --> 00:03:09,320 Yeah. 24 00:03:10,204 --> 00:03:13,060 - Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! - Cool. 25 00:03:14,579 --> 00:03:16,784 - Airbags suck. - Yeah. 26 00:03:27,702 --> 00:03:30,200 Step right up and see the gorilla boy, 27 00:03:30,247 --> 00:03:32,351 - once an ordinary everyday teenager. - This sucks. 28 00:03:32,391 --> 00:03:34,113 An honor roll football star... 29 00:03:34,145 --> 00:03:38,820 Come right in here, folks. Come on. See the half and half woman-man. 30 00:03:38,907 --> 00:03:43,325 Born with two perfect and functioning sets of gender organs. 31 00:03:43,407 --> 00:03:46,956 Folks, he is never lonely on Saturday night. 32 00:03:48,585 --> 00:03:50,269 Check this out. 33 00:03:50,752 --> 00:03:54,032 Excuse me, sir. Which way is the dude with two butts? 34 00:03:54,093 --> 00:03:55,653 Hey, get lost! 35 00:03:56,926 --> 00:03:58,554 That was cool. 36 00:04:02,191 --> 00:04:06,122 She tucks her legs behind her head and walks on her hands. 37 00:04:06,196 --> 00:04:09,243 She twists and turns like a human pretzel. 38 00:04:09,300 --> 00:04:14,185 Fellas, a public promenade is no place to describe what else she does. 39 00:04:14,275 --> 00:04:16,069 But let me put it this way: 40 00:04:16,103 --> 00:04:18,734 the little lady bends north, south, 41 00:04:18,784 --> 00:04:22,024 east, west and all points in between. 42 00:04:22,265 --> 00:04:28,345 Born without a solid bone in her body, she's the rubber band lady. 43 00:04:28,718 --> 00:04:32,368 - Whoa, that looks cool. - I'm there, dude. 44 00:04:49,184 --> 00:04:52,674 - Whoa, cop a feel. - Yeah. 45 00:04:54,079 --> 00:04:56,639 Dude, I'm pitching a tent. 46 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:02,609 Thank you very much, folks. 47 00:05:02,643 --> 00:05:06,139 Step to the left. Plenty of other attractions still open. 48 00:05:06,204 --> 00:05:08,797 Move it, folks. Thank you, get out! 49 00:05:08,846 --> 00:05:12,806 - We can't leave, dude. - Yeah, we gotta meet this chick. 50 00:05:17,669 --> 00:05:19,389 Come on in, boys. 51 00:05:20,510 --> 00:05:23,642 Now, why don't you boys tell me what brings you back here? 52 00:05:23,701 --> 00:05:26,165 We wanna know how you do that stuff. 53 00:05:26,914 --> 00:05:30,314 - I'm double-jointed, hon. - Double-jointed? 54 00:05:32,315 --> 00:05:35,995 Come on, boys, I ain't got all night. How do you want it? 55 00:05:36,757 --> 00:05:38,516 Want what? 56 00:05:38,550 --> 00:05:40,797 Come on sonny, nobody is that stupid. 57 00:05:40,839 --> 00:05:43,239 Tell me what's your pleasure and we'll negotiate. 58 00:05:45,241 --> 00:05:47,281 What do you like, boys? What do you like? 59 00:05:49,233 --> 00:05:51,525 I like to blow up lizards. 60 00:05:51,568 --> 00:05:54,123 Yeah, I like to burn stuff. 61 00:05:57,166 --> 00:05:59,107 These rubes bothering you, Tiffany? 62 00:05:59,144 --> 00:06:01,680 - Whoa, it's that gorilla dude. - Yeah. 63 00:06:01,728 --> 00:06:04,360 Their indecisiveness is cutting into my work day. 64 00:06:04,409 --> 00:06:07,355 Look, this is your lucky day, fellas. Capiche? 65 00:06:07,410 --> 00:06:10,239 You seen the act, the lady does things with the body 66 00:06:10,292 --> 00:06:14,417 that you'll still dream about when you are ninety five and can't hold your water. 67 00:06:14,494 --> 00:06:18,774 But she is short on patience and don't like being joked around. 68 00:06:19,016 --> 00:06:22,576 So, you got a special trick in mind, let's hear it, now! 69 00:06:23,674 --> 00:06:27,642 - What... yeah. - Yeah... maybe. 70 00:06:27,739 --> 00:06:30,122 - That would be cool. - That would be cool, yeah. 71 00:06:31,581 --> 00:06:34,781 Could you pick your butt with your nose? 72 00:06:40,063 --> 00:06:42,093 Hey, where is Tito? 73 00:06:42,597 --> 00:06:44,615 Isn't that Jermaine dude? 74 00:06:49,741 --> 00:06:51,446 They are in a rubber. 75 00:06:53,039 --> 00:06:54,488 Yeah. 76 00:06:54,768 --> 00:06:57,633 This should've been the Super Bowl half time show. 77 00:06:57,686 --> 00:06:59,942 - Yeah, that would've been cool. - Yeah. 78 00:06:59,985 --> 00:07:03,111 They could've had everybody get inside a big rubber. 79 00:07:05,520 --> 00:07:08,633 Hey Beavis, guess where his hand's been. 80 00:07:08,956 --> 00:07:10,449 Yeah. 81 00:07:14,232 --> 00:07:15,806 Where's Tito? 82 00:07:20,591 --> 00:07:22,439 Tito! 83 00:07:22,474 --> 00:07:24,257 Tito is cool. 84 00:07:24,291 --> 00:07:27,520 Yeah, Tito rules. 85 00:07:28,546 --> 00:07:31,478 - He used to be in the Village People. - Yeah. 86 00:07:33,289 --> 00:07:36,355 - This is torture. Change it. - Yeah. 87 00:07:39,260 --> 00:07:41,731 This is a very gay tune. 88 00:07:42,101 --> 00:07:46,143 - Yeah, you mean, like, happy. - Yeah. 89 00:07:49,361 --> 00:07:52,709 - Hey, it's Debby Gibson. - Yeah. 90 00:07:58,878 --> 00:08:00,456 You're a man? 91 00:08:01,716 --> 00:08:05,113 - No way. - He is not even a boy. 92 00:08:06,447 --> 00:08:08,513 He's Boy George. 93 00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:14,213 This video needs some, like, car accidents. 94 00:08:14,573 --> 00:08:16,838 Yeah, yeah, with lots of fire. 95 00:08:17,521 --> 00:08:19,335 Then it would be cool. 96 00:08:20,724 --> 00:08:24,786 Hey Beavis, is this supposed to be, like, in the future? 97 00:08:24,933 --> 00:08:26,238 Yeah, 98 00:08:26,263 --> 00:08:28,883 the future sucks. Change it. 99 00:08:30,454 --> 00:08:34,317 I'm pretty cool Beavis, but I can't change the future. 100 00:08:37,215 --> 00:08:41,458 Experience an unforgettable lesson in Mother Nature's cruel sense of humour. 101 00:08:41,537 --> 00:08:43,855 I know you've seen Siamese twins, 102 00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:47,040 I know you've seen geeks bite heads off chickens. 103 00:08:47,099 --> 00:08:49,102 But not since the collapse of 104 00:08:49,140 --> 00:08:52,833 South Korea's Mong Dynasty in the year 467 BC 105 00:08:52,902 --> 00:08:56,948 has the world seen the rare and terrifying combination 106 00:08:57,023 --> 00:09:00,272 of chicken-head-biting Siamese twin geeks. 107 00:09:06,507 --> 00:09:09,427 - This costume sucks. - Yeah. 108 00:09:14,182 --> 00:09:16,862 Watch it dude, you're pulling my stitches. 109 00:09:16,912 --> 00:09:18,472 Sorry. 110 00:09:19,452 --> 00:09:21,458 Pass the ketchup, dude. 111 00:09:42,647 --> 00:09:47,030 - This reminds me of the "Love Boat". - Yeah. 112 00:09:48,736 --> 00:09:51,709 Remember that time Kristy McNichol was on? 113 00:09:51,984 --> 00:09:55,717 Yeah, her and Isaac did the wild thing. 114 00:09:57,958 --> 00:10:00,523 And then captain Stuby got her. 115 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:40,416 - This video is confusing. - Yeah. It's all, like, complicated. 116 00:10:41,732 --> 00:10:47,719 - This video is over my head. - Yeah. It's under my butt. 117 00:10:53,165 --> 00:10:55,162 I don't like videos that suck. 118 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:57,435 Yeah, me too. 119 00:10:57,485 --> 00:11:02,035 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 9094

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