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GOOD CREDIT

"All of them had hair of gold like their mother".

The youngest one liked girls!

"Here's the story, of a man named Brady".

"Who was busy rearing three boys of his own".

"They were four men, living all together".

But they didn't sleep alone!

Hey Butt-Head, look what I found yesterday.

- Whoa, where did you find it? - Anderson's house.

- Let's burn it. - No way, choad smoker!

We can buy stuff with these things.

You can, like, go to the Olympics and buy mountain bikes and cars and stuff.

Can you buy BB guns?

- I think so. - We're there dude.

"...the Brady..."

Ooh, oh! That's the good thing about them 'possum innards.

Still good the next day.

Look at this.

- What a bunch of crap. - Yeah.

These guys played at the state fair last year.

Yeah. Remember? Right before the pig races.

Yeah. Remember that one with the big nads that hung way down?

- Yeah, you mean the bass player? - No Beavis, I'm talking about the pigs.

Oh, sorry.

- You're pretty funny, Beavis. - Yeah.

I heard these girls bang elves.

- Hey Beavis, would you bangle her? - Yeah.

Why does she keep looking up?

Yeah, look over here.

These are the kind of girls that won't talk to us.

Yeah, these are a bunch of rich chicks.

Yeah, they are afraid of our love.

Let's buy some animals.

Yeah, that would be cool.

Credit cards are cool.

Well, I sure am looking forward to this.

All the old boys are gonna be here this year.

Dick, Peter, Rod, Johnson...

I have even heard a rumour that old John Thomas might show up this time.

Where is his butt?

Excuse me, can I help you boys with something?

Yeah, I wanto to buy this thing.

This "thing" sells for $2,400.

Now, why don't you boys just...

I'll take two of them, then.

Look, if you don't want me to call security, then...

Oh, I see.

Well, would you like anything else today?

Yeah, we want some dogs.

Okay. Well, we have this wonderful golden retriever here.

He is 100% pure-bred and pedigree.

He comes from a long line of award winning retrievers,

and makes an excellent hunting dog.

I can show you his papers if you....

- Look, he's got a boner. - We'll take him.

Okay. Will there be anything else today?

Yeah, cats.

Tell me y'all don't got us a room on the first floor, close to the bar,

and you and I are gonna tangle.

I think we can accommodate you, sir. Cash or charge?

I believe I'll use the old plastic.

Do you sell any dead animals?

No. Well, actually I take that back.

We do have a couple of chinchillas in the back

that didn't quite make it through shipping.

I'm sure we can cut you a real good deal.

Cool.

Dammit!

Dammit! Where the hell is my credit card?

Dammit!!

I'm gonna miss the opening ceremonies.

Hey! These dogs are homosexuals.

Okay, that comes to $6,275 sir.

And how would you like to pay for this?

With this thing.

Dammit! Dammit, where the hell is it?

We don't even have enough cash to get home!

Say, honey, weren't you using it to get into the toolshed,

after those boys locked you out?

Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

Well, don't worry, dear. There's always next year.

Welcome to the credit world, dude.

- That was cool, that was cool. - That was cool, that was cool.

Whoa! That's cool.

- Fire is cool. - Yeah, fire is cool.

- Cool! It's dead. - It's flat.

Dead animals are cool.

This is that guy with all those last names.

Hey Butt-Head, how many last names do you have?

Just one, dude.

Head.

That was cool.

This guy really does suck.

And he's white.

- What a whiner. - Yeah, this guy is always complaining.

I guess I would complain too if I sucked.

- Yeah, how come you don't complain? - Shut up, bunghole.

- Hey Beavis, what does that say? - It says, uh... uh...

Pop... Pop Tarts.

I like the strawberry ones.

Those are cool.

No little girl of mine is giving no $100

to no communist "love-in" campaign and that's that!

But daddy, by sending in...

Just $25 a month.

You can feed and clothe and educate an entire family.

Why don't those people just get credit cards?

Then they can eat all they wanted.

- Maybe they're stupid. - Yeah.

Hey, what are we gonna do with all these animals?

Let's take 'em to Anderson's house.

Yeah, it's the least we could do.

- Keep the birds, though. - Yeah.

These birds are cool.

That was cool.

Polly want an Alka Seltzer?

- That dude looks pissed. - Yeah.

- Yes! - Yes!

Soundgarden kicks ass!

These guys are cool.

Hey Butt-Head, check this out. I can sing just like this guy.

I'm gonna break my...

I'm gonna break my rusty cage.

That was pretty cool, Beavis.

It's that old dude with a pitchfork.

Yeah, that would be cool if he, like, tripped,

and the pitchfork would go right in his stomach.

Settle down, Beavis, you're gonna soil your drawers.

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