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GOOD CREDIT
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"All of them had hair of gold
like their mother".
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The youngest one liked girls!
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"Here's the story, of
a man named Brady".
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"Who was busy rearing three
boys of his own".
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"They were four men,
living all together".
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But they didn't sleep alone!
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Hey Butt-Head,
look what I found yesterday.
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- Whoa, where did you find it?
- Anderson's house.
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- Let's burn it.
- No way, choad smoker!
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We can buy stuff
with these things.
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You can, like, go to the Olympics
and buy mountain bikes and cars and stuff.
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Can you buy BB guns?
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- I think so.
- We're there dude.
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"...the Brady..."
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Ooh, oh! That's the good thing
about them 'possum innards.
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Still good the next day.
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Look at this.
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- What a bunch of crap.
- Yeah.
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These guys played at the
state fair last year.
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Yeah. Remember? Right
before the pig races.
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Yeah. Remember that one with
the big nads that hung way down?
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- Yeah, you mean the bass player?
- No Beavis, I'm talking about the pigs.
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Oh, sorry.
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- You're pretty funny, Beavis.
- Yeah.
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I heard these girls bang elves.
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- Hey Beavis, would you bangle her?
- Yeah.
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Why does she keep looking up?
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Yeah, look over here.
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These are the kind of
girls that won't talk to us.
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Yeah, these are a
bunch of rich chicks.
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Yeah, they are
afraid of our love.
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Let's buy some animals.
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Yeah, that would be cool.
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Credit cards are cool.
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Well, I sure am
looking forward to this.
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All the old boys are
gonna be here this year.
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Dick, Peter, Rod, Johnson...
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I have even heard a rumour that old
John Thomas might show up this time.
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Where is his butt?
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Excuse me, can I help you
boys with something?
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Yeah, I wanto to buy this thing.
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This "thing" sells for $2,400.
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Now, why don't you boys just...
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I'll take two of them, then.
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Look, if you don't want
me to call security, then...
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Oh, I see.
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Well, would you like
anything else today?
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Yeah, we want some dogs.
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Okay. Well, we have
this wonderful golden retriever here.
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He is 100% pure-bred and pedigree.
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He comes from a long
line of award winning retrievers,
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and makes an excellent hunting dog.
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I can show you his papers if you....
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- Look, he's got a boner.
- We'll take him.
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Okay. Will there be
anything else today?
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Yeah, cats.
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Tell me y'all don't got us a room
on the first floor, close to the bar,
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and you and I are gonna tangle.
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I think we can accommodate you, sir.
Cash or charge?
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I believe I'll use the old plastic.
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Do you sell any dead animals?
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No. Well, actually I take that back.
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We do have a couple of
chinchillas in the back
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that didn't quite make
it through shipping.
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I'm sure we can
cut you a real good deal.
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Cool.
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Dammit!
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Dammit!
Where the hell is my credit card?
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Dammit!!
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I'm gonna miss the opening ceremonies.
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Hey! These dogs are homosexuals.
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Okay, that comes to $6,275 sir.
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And how would
you like to pay for this?
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With this thing.
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Dammit! Dammit, where the hell is it?
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We don't even have enough cash
to get home!
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Say, honey, weren't you using
it to get into the toolshed,
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after those boys locked you out?
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Sir, I'm gonna have
to ask you to leave.
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Well, don't worry, dear.
There's always next year.
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Welcome to the credit world, dude.
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- That was cool, that was cool.
- That was cool, that was cool.
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Whoa! That's cool.
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- Fire is cool.
- Yeah, fire is cool.
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- Cool! It's dead.
- It's flat.
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Dead animals are cool.
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This is that guy with
all those last names.
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Hey Butt-Head, how many
last names do you have?
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Just one, dude.
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Head.
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That was cool.
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This guy really does suck.
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And he's white.
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- What a whiner.
- Yeah, this guy is always complaining.
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I guess I would complain
too if I sucked.
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- Yeah, how come you don't complain?
- Shut up, bunghole.
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- Hey Beavis, what does that say?
- It says, uh... uh...
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Pop... Pop Tarts.
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I like the strawberry ones.
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Those are cool.
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No little girl of mine
is giving no $100
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to no communist "love-in" campaign
and that's that!
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But daddy, by sending in...
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Just $25 a month.
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You can feed and clothe and
educate an entire family.
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Why don't those people
just get credit cards?
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Then they can eat
all they wanted.
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- Maybe they're stupid.
- Yeah.
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Hey, what are we gonna
do with all these animals?
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Let's take 'em to
Anderson's house.
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Yeah, it's the least we could do.
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- Keep the birds, though.
- Yeah.
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These birds are cool.
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That was cool.
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Polly want an Alka Seltzer?
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- That dude looks pissed.
- Yeah.
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- Yes!
- Yes!
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Soundgarden kicks ass!
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These guys are cool.
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Hey Butt-Head, check this out.
I can sing just like this guy.
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I'm gonna break my...
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I'm gonna break my rusty cage.
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That was pretty cool, Beavis.
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It's that old dude with a pitchfork.
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Yeah, that would be cool
if he, like, tripped,
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and the pitchfork
would go right in his stomach.
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Settle down, Beavis,
you're gonna soil your drawers.
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