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I tailed kerr from the factory.

I lost him.

Their interflug 747.

An hour ago.

When I asked for orgenov, this
ass-hole in defense ministry

said he was unavailable.

Probably blind drunk.

Then he denied that any
plane had been hijacked.

So what are the tire marks
on the roof of my car?

Somewhere in the desert.

I don't know where
they'll hide it.

It's too late to bring
ethics into this.

Way too late.

I can't do it. I can't!

These are our own people,
for Christ's sake.

Where's your roommate?
Better tell me.

Wanna talk now or what?

Hey! Where is she?

Don't you think you were
a little rough on her?

I don't know.

It'll look like she
slipped in the shower.

What about the roommate?

We'll be back.

This car brings me to my knees.

You did good up there.

Oh, shut up.

Temperatures are already dropping,
along with the barometer...

What on?

Is this the bachelorette party for...

It's bernadette's party.

Bernadette is
eight years old today.

Well, in case you missed it, there was
a U .F.O. Spotted over phoenix today.

That's "unidentified falling object."

You may remember 31 -year-old
richard brodie from another

high-profile escapade.

Last year brodie skydived into
a football game at sun devils stadium

and proceeded to pick up the ball
and run for a touchdown.

He was tackled in the
end zone by both teams.

As a result of today's stunt, police
charged the wayward skydiver

with violating
restricted air space.

The F.A.A. Is said to be investigating.

♪ Got a ten-room house
that overlooks the sea ♪

♪ Got a boss at work
who's overlookin' me ♪

Polyester makin' a comeback?

Loaner clothes. County jail.

Suit with the
breakaway buttocks?

Tryin' to pick up
a little extra cash, Jo.

A man's gotta eat.

Yeah? Eat this.
F.A.A. Inspection report.

They hit us with
12 safety violations last month.

That's the most for any
jump center in the country.

And now you pull this.

The most ever?

Yeah.

Thank you, thank you.

All right, relax.

Shut up!

We're already on the F.A.A. Hit list.

You pull a stupid stunt like this,
it hurts everyone here.

Now you listen to me.

Until we pass the next inspection,
there will be no more base jumps

off of radar towers.

No more bungee jumps
off construction cranes

while they're operating.

And, ditch, no more
low altitude pulls.

You're going to bounce.

Yeah.

Can I use a Q-tip inside my ear
or just around the edge?

This is serious. Knock it off.

- Quit kiddin' around.
- All right.

Ease up, Jo.

Just tell me
what you need done.

Reserve chute inspections,
A.O.D. Checks, pH tests.

- All the things I put on the list.
- What list?

The list I put on
your desk last week.

You put it in there?

- Hey, handsome.
- Hi ya, max.

How are you?

You gonna be done soon?

Yeah, soon as I file this half of
the room and chrome that half.

Got a new student
needs a lesson.

Think you can handle it?

- You better run it past Jo.
- Can't do that, Jo.

This is not you.

Afraid so.

This is you! Oh, my god.

I didn't know you were one
of those big gymnast guys.

How come you never
showed this to anyone?

You look so cute.

See the haircut?
That's how come.

You are so funny.

Okay.

Jo's gone into phoenix, and I
got four phone calls on hold.

I really need you to schedule
this lesson for me, okay?

Please?

All right. Where is he?

It's a she.

My.

You better get on
those phone calls, max.

Yeah. Yeah.

See ya later.

See ya.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

You're the instructor?

Yes. Ditch brodie.

If you saw the recent media coverage,
it was all a pack of lies.

Sorry. I didn't know.

Good.

Chris morrow.

- Hi.
- Hi, chris.

I wanted to take a lesson
today, so... I think I do...

Yeah, I think I do.

So it's a rush, right?

Oh, yeah.

That's what I keep reading.

Just like a great high, right?

Let me guess. First time?

How'd you know?

Just a hunch.

Listen, chris, I'm a little
short-handed today.

The good news is I can squeeze you
in first thing friday morning.

How's that sound?

Hey, ditch, if you're grounded,
maybe I could...

Hello, tom. Bye, tom.

Hey, guys, it's me, all right?

Ditch?

- You don't want tom.
- Why not?

Because you want the best, and
you're already talkin' to him.

How does friday sound?

Right.

I don't know. Maybe.

You see, it took me a while to work
up the nerve to just drive here,

and I think if I don't do it
today, right now,

I'm afraid I may never come back.

Ever?

No.

Oh, boy.

- Okay.
- Yeah?

Yeah.

Oh, my god!

Now, first lesson, I usually
recommend a tandem jump.

Which is?

We go out of the plane together.

I hang onto you
the entire way down.

It's a nice, safe,
secure feeling.

Right.

Like that?

Unless you prefer to be on top.

No.

Someone
mentioned a static line.

Could we try that or...

- Yeah, it's an option.
- That's safe, right?

Yeah.

So we're on.

This is good. I'm excited.

Oh, god. I mean, I'm excited.

Oh, really?

Okay.

Let's sign you up, all right?

Break.

You dip your right shoulder,
then move to the right.

Your other right.

There you go.

Dip your left shoulder
and move to the left.

Feel that?

Stay in the middle,
you're flyin' stable.

How's that feel?

I don't know.
I'm not very athletic.

It's not too late
to switch to tandem.

Oh, we'll stick with this,
as long as it's safe, I mean.

Very safe.

Let's get you out of the harness
and go find you a jumpsuit.

How about this?

It's cute, but it's a
little baggy, don't you think?

How about this gray one?

It's smaller.

- I think the orange works.
- Cool.

Do I have time to make a call?

I promised my roommate one last
chance to talk me out of this.

Sure. Phone's over there.

Great. Thanks.

What about this?

I'll take that into
the locker room for you.

- You sure?
- Yeah.

She's gorgeous but cheap.

What's that?

Your new student. She's stingy.

I offered to tape her jump,
special introductory price:

$59.95.

She played me
like a video game.

Maybe you could
talk her into it.

I got something else in mind.

It's 12:30 now.

We do the jump, grab a coke
afterward, talk about our

bonding experience
on the way down.

Leave her a message around 5:00, 5:30...
"Hey, what's up? It's me, ditch ."

Right. Dinner.

Her place.

Kick the stuffed animals
off the bed by 9:45.

- 30.
- In time to watch Leno.

Yep. What do you think?

- I say go for it.
- I'm all over it.

Up you go.

Dirt alert.

You only hear this
for eight seconds.

- And then what?
- Splat.

Scattered clouds.

You wanna go upstairs?

Maybe six grand?

Just find us some good air.

Roger.

Still got a few minutes.
Just relax.

Between your legs?

Best seat in the house.

Why do you pretend that
that's what you're about?

What makes you
think I'm pretending?

Because I'd be stupid to trust
my life with a walking penis.

And I'm not stupid.

I'm much more than
a walking penis.

I'm a flying penis.

Yes, you are.

Hard arch into the wind.

Now your chute opens automatically,
but look up and check it.

Be sure that it's opened.
If it hasn't, cut away.

Use your reserve.

Hello. I'm over here.

I thought I saw another plane.
Is that safe?

We got company?

Not that I see.

Let's get ready to jump-run.

Now when you fl...

Jesus!

Pull your cord!

Pull! Pull! Pull!

Shit.

Hold it.

We used to joke about it,
didn't we?

'Bout some student hittin' the dirt
and diggin' in like wile E. Coyote.

I saw her, man.

I was right here
videotaping landings.

I saw her bounce.

I don't think we'll be
joking about it anymore.

What happened, man?

How'd she get away from you?

I'm very calm!

We're flying.

I looked back...
You think I'm lying, don't you?

I looked back. Then she's gone.

She's gone!

One minute she's there;
The next, she's gone.

You're up next.

These guys are tough.

I could have sworn
I did her dope-rope.

I could have sworn
I hooked her in.

Sometimes you do it when you load up,
other times, right before you jump.

But I could have sworn...

- Handsome gal she was.
- Yeah.

And?

Hell, look.

An angel like that walks in, a man
starts thinkin' with his little head.

I hooked her in, noble!

Like I've done thousands of times!

That's what you can tell
the F.A.A. Guys.

Then what do I say?
I saw the line break?

That she unhooked herself?

I never saw the line on her, son.
That's all I can say.

If they ask me.

Unhooked herself.

Come on, man.
Nobody's gonna do this.

There's easier ways
to kill yourself.

Earth's rushing up at you
at 120 miles an hour,

and all you gotta do is not pull?
What's easier than that?

Come on.

After all these years,
you never thought about it?

No, man . I never have.

Hey, wait a minute.

That must be her roommate.

She called her roommate.

2201 high desert road.

Tucson.

Hello?

Not very athletic.

Yeah, right.

A boss fan.

Come here!

Who the hell are you?

What are you, the boyfriend?

Hey, boyfriend.

Where's the body?

Who the hell are you?

Well, here's my card.

Where's the body?

I'll give you 30 bucks for it.

I just want to get an idea
where it's from.

It's a handy little poker.

But it's seen better days.

Phosphate finish.
Steel hammer butt cap.

Sawtooth back edge
for wire cutting.

Ninety bucks, my final offer.

- What about these markings?
- Cyrillic.

From syria?

Ditch, I don't got all day.
Take my dough or take a hike.

- How fast this thing go?
- 'Bout 350.

- You're gonna kill yourself.
- Exactly.

But what a ride.

Hello? Hello!

Anybody here? Hello!

Richard brodie?

Maybe.

You know, this dust
that you have out here?

It just kills me.

How do you stand it every day?

I like dust. Who are you?

My name is ben...

Pinkwater.

I called earlier, and
there was no answer.

So I figured I'd take a chance.

I'm glad I did 'cause I need to speak
with you about a chris morrow.

Can't you F.A.A. Guys
just get off my back?

Sorry, I'm not from the F.A.A.
Maybe I wasn't clear.

I'm the deputy
district attorney of tucson.

I'm here to determine whether
manslaughter charges

should be brought against you
in chris morrow's death.

You're kidding.

I don't know what the hell's
goin' on, except somebody's

doin' a major
number on my head.

Yes, well, let's just
stick to specifics, shall we?

I find it works
better that way.

Yesterday, this wet dream walks in,
all cute and jittery

like she's never been
on a jump before.

Then I find this
in her apartment.

So you think she misrepresented
her actual abilities.

I think she did for bullshit
what stonehenge did for rocks.

That's very good.
That's very funny.

What were you doing
in her apartment?

Lookin' for her roommate.

Instead, I get attacked by some
jamoke with pink rubber gloves

and a bad sinatra cut.

Let's backtrack a little bit.

How did you gain
access to her apartment?

- I used keys.
- Whose keys?

- Her keys.
- Without any permission.

She's dead, remember?
What do you want from me?

I just want the truth.

No, you just want
someone to hang.

Richard.
May I call you richard?

I know guys like you don't like guys
like me, and that's fine.

But let me suggest you drop
the attitude. Okay?

Because if you take a look around,
you'll see I'm the only guy here

tryin' to help you.

Just work with me.

Look, here's my card.

If you think of anything else,
you beep me, day or night.

- Okay?
- Okay.

One more thing.

Did anyone take any
pictures or video or anything

like that?

I can look, but I...
I don't think so, no.

Okay. All right.
I'll be in touch.

- All right.
- Get some rest.

I will.

Robocam with the cavity-cam.

What's up, pretty lady?
Be natural, all right?

- I'm always natural.
- Oh, god.

Well, it's like
you just feel free.

Like a bird.

I always think
of that song "free bird."

Do you know it?

Holy shit!

There was another plane.

All right, slammo,
who the hell are you?

Come on, man!

What are you buzzing me for?

Because apparently, ditch,
you needed a tour guide

to find your way here.

What took you so long?

What I don't understand, lady,
is how you're still vertical.

Why don't we start there,
all right?

The woman you saw
falling wasn't me.

It was a female body
dressed in an orange jumpsuit.

The suits from your jump center
were easy enough to copy.

Okay.
Okay, I'm startin' to catch on, I think.

So you unhook while I'm up front
checkin' for traffic,

and then she jumps.

She max-tracks into the
blind spot behind your plane.

A body drops from the mine.

Shadowing above.

You look out, see her falling.
Or think you do.

Actually, I'm on my way
landing a mile off.

I see.

Yeah, I was this close
to puttin' it together.

Of course you were.

All right, so you've fooled a guy
who can't get his sideburns even

when he shaves.

- What about the coroner?
- Terminal velocity.

How fast does an unstable
body fall?

110, 120 miles an hour?

I'd say, yeah, about 110,
120 miles an hour.

Well, forget the dental records.

Her teeth are chicklets.

What about fingerprints?
You could still I.D. Her that way.

But they wouldn't, not if
there was a simpler way.

Like all of us on the ground
tellin' the cops who it was.

Let me ask you somethin'.
Who was the corpse?

I'll tell you on the plane.
We have to leave now.

What do I look like here,
a brain donor?

The only place I'm goin'
is the county sheriff.

Think they'll believe you?

They will as soon as the coroner
double-checks the fingerprints.

They got somebody on ice, right?

- Late again, ditch.
- What do you mean?

Funeral director claimed the body
for cremation th is morning.

- What funeral director?
- Ditch, meet Lex.

I don't think you really understand
what's happening here.

I got some D.A. Talkin' about
manslaughter charges.

I'm not surprised, with
a safety record like yours.

What was it, 12 violations
just last month?

What kind of prison term
was he talkin'?

Five years? Six?

If they prove negligence,
there'll be two or three more years.

That's right.

You've been workin' me
from the start, haven't you?

Look, ditch, you have a right
to feel used and deceived,

because you were.

But if you come with me now,
I'll set the record straight.

I will hand you physical
proof that I'm still alive.

I promise.

You just have to do
one thing for me first.

Wh-wh-what do I...

I'm going, ditch.
You're in or out.

I don't believe this.

Up you go.

Put these on.

Let me see if I've
got this straight.

You dumped your own roommate
out of a plane,

and she was already dead?

- It served a cause.
- lady, that's cold.

Well, they would have murdered me,
too, unless I killed myself first.

I just had to buy some time.

We're gettin' close.

I just want you to know
that the idea of following you

out that door again makes me
very uncomfortable.

Are you afraid of a night jump?

- Hey, I invented the night jump.
- What are you afraid of then?

- Who says I'm afraid of anything?
- You're shaking.

The whole plane is shaking.

Not that your orientation
wasn't thorough or anything,

but do you mind tellin' me
what the hell we're doing?

- I'll tell you on the way down.
- Beautiful.

Can you hear me?

Hello.

Is this Suzie, my
time-life operator?

Hey, what is this?

That aerospace plant out by...

You should speak only
when asked a direct question.

What are we doin' here?

We're here to retrieve
vital information.

Do you see the north rooftop?

Yeah, okay. Piece of cake.

Don't land there.

Don't?

The roof has motion sensors.

See the red lights on
the west end of the tower?

Can you hit it dead center?

You kiddin' me? In these winds?

Oh, shi-i-i-i-i-t!

Goddamn it.

You there? Ditch? Ditch?

Ditch, are you there?

Yeah, I'm here.

Tell me you didn't send me down
this shit chute on purpose.

Keep your voice down and make
your way to the south side.

There's a breaker board there.

Okay. I'm here.

Throw switches 17 and 23.

You just cut the juice
to the security fence.

You need to move
upstairs and find door 207.

The one marked
"authorized personnel."

Should I be writin'
all this down?

Just go!

A little close.

I'm here. 207.
Authorized personnel only.

- Use the key and go inside.
- What key?

The one in your
hook-knife sleeve.

How convenient.

I'm in.

How do you know your way
around this place so well?

Never mind.

Go to the closet.

It should be on your right.

- Okay. I see it.
- Open it.

Now, take the clothes
off the hanger pole.

Don't need to. I see the safe.

- What's the combo?
- Forget the safe.

It's only there to
distract idiots.

Now lift out the hanger pole
and look inside.

You know those robots
the bomb squad uses?

That's what I am, isn't it?

Kerr, check th is out.

That's the fence perimeter.
Light it up!

Now replace the hanger pole,
and leave everything exactly

as you found it.

Oh, no! Ditch?

Ditch!

We might have a...
Have a problem here.

I'm checkin' the perimeter.

If you can make it to the
west door, you can make it out.

Now move, move, move!

What the hell is this?

Krista.

Look. It's him.

He's goin' to the roof.

You stay here! Watch the exits.

Ditch brodie!

Ditch, you're on your own.

Kerr!

He's going to jump!

Hello.

Do you still have the cylinder?

Yeah, I'm fine, thanks.

Who were those goons tonight?

Was that russian
they were speaking?

And don't tell me it was french,
parce que je parle francais, honey.

Those men are mafia.

Mafia. Please.

There's more than one
kind of mafia, ditch.

- I'll be there in 15 minutes.
- Well, I won't be.

I'm headin' out to sam's surplus,
highway 18 near the aqueduct.

Are you getting this?

I'll bring the cylinder
and a witness.

You bring that pretty face
and your attitude.

What are you doing, ditch?

What am I doin'?

Puttin' this mess in
my rear view mirror.

I told you I'd take care
of your problem and I will,

but it has to be done my way.

Highway 18. Sam's surplus.

- Anything?
- Not yet.

Forgive the skepticism on the phone...

No, I know how it sounds, believe me.

You're certain this woman is
the same woman that was

in the plane with you.

Absolutely.

She said she's from the C. I .A.

C.I.A., I.R.S. Mafia, I don't know.

I just want you to see her face,
see that she's come back

from the dead, all right?

- This is incredible.
- I know.

- Would you like a certs?
- No, thanks.

I'm sorry.
It's a nervous habit that I have.

- Give me those.
- Don't take them all.

That's her.

- She's coming in a plane.
- Yes, she has a plane.

Now I think the smart thing
to do here would be to get her

away from the plane
and make her come to us.

No, I think I should go to her.

Fine. Go to her.
I'll stay here.

- Good.
- Fine.

Two men, one coming this way.

Looks like your stooge.

The cylinder's in my car.

Bring your car.

My witness is back that away.

Bring him and the car.

He's a little jumpy.
I think we should go to him.

Chris.

I don't like this.
Let me go instead.

Just keep an eye on me.

What if things get out of hand?

I'll kill 'em.

Let's go.

Great.

Where's your witness?

Probably in his car
power-locking the doors.

He's not used to all this
cloak-and-dagger stuff.

There's a rifle on us.

Any attempt to detain me...

Calm down.

The guy just wants to watch you
breathe a couple of times,

all right?

What do you see, Lex?

Now, he said he would wait
right here.

Lex?

Lex?

What are you doing?

Hey! Get back here!

Pinkwater!

What is goin' on here?

Get down! Get down!

What, what, what?

They're not gonna
damage my car, are they?

- Here, this is your gun.
- My gun?

Shoot!

It's broken!

The safety's on, you idiot!

Jesus christ!

Jesus christ!

Run!

Mother of god!

What's going on out here?

Where's the cylinder?

Who started shooting?
It scared off my D.A.!

- That's not a D.A.
- Who the hell is he?

He's one of the killers!

- Give me the gun!
- What are you doing?

You said that was my gun!

Not anymore!

That freakin'
witch broke my nose!

I want her dead!

No kidding.

You have five seconds to
tell me where the cylinder is.

One.

You gotta be kidding me.

Two!

Five!

What the hell
happened to three?

Three got his balls blown
off while you were counting!

Okay. Relax.
The cylinder is in my...

Car?

Come on!

How do you stop this thing?

Come on!

Ditch!

Oh, shit!

What are we doin'?
Covering our scent?

I didn't see any dogs.

Why don't you tell me
who you are for real?

What does it matter?

We'll be dead in
a few hours anyway.

Well, that's comforting.

Hey! Woman!

What?

Excuse me?

K.G.B. For short.

Oh, come on!

It's the K.G. Used-to-be.

Don't be naive.

So you're sayin' that, that you
and-and-and Lex and pinkwater

and blondie are
all russian spies?

I'm saying we were.

We've been laid off!

K.G.B. Laid off.
Auto workers get laid off!

I tell ya, one day this bitch
is gonna run out of lives.

Where'd you learn that?

Moscow.
I was gonna go there once.

You have
excellent pronunciation.

How do you say "ass"?

Zhopa.

Well, no smoke up
my zhopa, please.

So, when was this? Moscow.

Ancient history. '80 olympics.

Well, america
boycotted that year.

- Yeah, rub my nose in it.
- You were on the team?

Gymnastics. Trained for ten years.
Qualified in two events.

All I wanted was a shot
at that russian gold.

Look at the haircut.

Here.

No, keep it. I got more.

You were young then.

God. Sixteen . Seventeen.

Why didn't you
try again in '84?

I probably should've.

I wasn't about to let my teeth
get kicked in like that again.

It's them!

Yeah, this makes a lot of sense.

Just light a fire
when we're being chased.

Don't worry. I know them.

They never backtrack.

Right. Russian mafia. Amazing.

Well, what have we here?

Want a slam?

No.

Krista.

Excuse me?

My real name is krista moldova.

That's very nice.
It's very pretty.

Anything you wanna
toast to, krista moldova?

You're richard.

Richard, right?

Yeah . I don't know.

Somehow rich and then
dick got slammed up into ditch.

Richard is nice.

How long you been away?

Oh, years. I'll have some.

You might wanna let that breathe...
There.

They're all back there.
Brother, father, mother.

And a little dog. Tambov.

Got hit by a car last I heard
and lost a leg.

Aw, that's terrible.

Poor puppy.

Poor puppy.

Only, it wouldn't
be a puppy anymore.

Watch out for the... oh, god.

What was that?

You swallowed the worm.

Well, I was trained to swallow
all sorts of things.

Careful.
I may just have to marry you.

What's that?

Just that normal male response.

No, I mean under your shirt.

Oh, that.

That's... that's your metal thing.

You had it?
You had this the whole time?

The whole time I was talkin'
about my family and you...

My poor little dog!

Yeah . I thought it was important.

Americans!

Inconsiderate, uncultured...

Oh, good.

You can't be serious.

That is amazing.

What is that? A flight chart?

Yeah.

For a plane that
landed here last week.

With luck, it'll tell us
where that plane still is.

What's so special
about this plane?

It's not the plane.

It's...

- What's on board, right?
- Right.

Last coordinate is
cochise county airport.

But it doesn't say
where it's going next.

Once that plane takes off,
it's gone forever.

We have to get there.

That's an airplane graveyard.

It's only five,
six miles from here.

Great.

If we run now, we'll
be there in an hour.

Come on!

Run? I haven't even stretched!

- Did you find her?
- No, I didn't find her.

There's not a sign of her!

Call cartagena.

Tell 'em we're comin'
12 hours earlier.

No, no! That's crazy!

She's not gonna go to the cops.

I say we get the hell outta
here and deliver on schedule

tomorrow night!

Don't underestimate her!
You understand?

She's smarter
than you'll ever be!

Go. Go!

Why don't you tell me
what we're looking for.

Maybe I can help.

- We're looking for a big plane.
- These are big planes!

A 747200-c.

They sure picked a
pretty good place to hide it.

Hey!

There isn't, like, any nuclear shit
on this plane, is there?

Give me the flashlight.

Well?

Yeah, this is it.

Great.

It's booby-trapped.

Is that something dangerous?

It smells like
old airline food in here.

Oh! No!

Genuine dead people!

- Now what?
- What?

A dead flight crew makes
me very uncomfortable!

Level with me!
Is this a nuclear thing?

This is a nuclear
thing, isn't it?

Look, you don't have
to come any closer.

In fact, you
probably shouldn't.

External genitalia
are more susceptible.

What? Susceptible to what?

- Here. Cover yourself with this.
- What is this?

- Use it as a testicular shield.
- Oh, come on.

"Come on" what? I'm not joking.
Cover yourself. And stay here.

Don't move.

Well. Look at this.

- I told you to wait!
- Don't worry.

- I got my coffee-tron dick defender.
- I never said it was nuclear.

You just assumed.

- My, my, my, my, my!
- Put it back!

Do you mind?

I spent ten years
chasing russian gold.

Maybe it's not a medal around
my neck, but it still feels good.

Look, it's not mine, and
it's certainly not yours.

So put it back!

What?

You don't think I've
earned it these past few days?

I think this deserves
an explanation.

This shipment was heading for
the gold reserve in moscow.

The K.G.B., the K.G. Used-to-be,
hijacked the plane and flew it here.

It was pinkwater's job to
find a buyer...

And change the gold
into hard currency, cash.

There's about $600 million here for...

My god!

- Damn!
- Oh, shit!

Come on! Let's go!

Welcome aboard,
ladies and gentlemen.

Certain safety features
of our boeing 747.

We have several emergency exits
on either side of the aircraft.

I'm gonna check on the gold!

Your seat belt has been designed
for easy fastening and release.

To fasten, insert the
metal strip into the buckle.

To release, lift up on the metal flap
on top of the buckle.

Vlad, get up here!

Your cabin is being
pressurized for your...

However, should there be
a rapid change in pressure...

Let's go this way!
Come on! Quick!

Vlad!

Vlad, there's
someone in the plane!

Check the cockpit!

Place the oxygen mask over
your nose and mouth and secure...

Pilot escape hatch.

Oh, god.

If you are traveling with
infants or small...

Please be sure to put your own...

And right now we just
want you to sit back,

relax and enjoy your flight.

We have to call the F.B. I.

Money.

Do you have a phone?

Straight through
that door in the lobby.

Do you have change
for two dollars?

Well, we really
don't give change, but...

Thanks.

- Hi.
- Howdy.

What can I get
for you, young man?

Some coffee, please.

Cream and sugar?

- Black.
- Yes, sir.

Comin' right up.

There you go.

Some special agent.

He said I had to drive all the way
to phoenix to file

the report in person.

Wouldn't even send a goddamn
field agent.

So, drive to phoenix.
What's the big deal?

Those men came to the plane
for a reason, ditch.

They're ready to move the gold.
They have a buyer!

We gotta go back, ditch.

No. No, wrong. Wrong.
I am not goin' back.

I'm not talking
any big heroics.

All we have to do is get
their flight information.

It'd mean lives, ditch. Please.

You keep talkin' about all these
lives we're supposed to be saving.

What about my life?

It's been circling the drain
for a few days now.

I'm out of business. I lost my car.
The F.A.A. Still thinks I let you die.

For somebody I never slept with,
you sure fucked me pretty good.

Look.

That gold was earmarked
to buy basic necessities.

Do you even know
what's happening in russia?

How close it is to collapse?

If the gold deal goes through,
pinkwater and his comrades

use the money to finance
a coup to take control!

And they're killers!
Just like stalin was!

And thousands of
people will die!

People like my family!

Yeah, people like your family.

I'm startin' to believe that
maybe this whole family thing

is a bunch of bullshit!

Maybe you're workin' for yourself,
tryin' to scam

your partners out of the gold.

I can't believe
you're saying that.

As for that little dog
with three legs...

Wh-what was his name? Tripod?

I didn't say anything at the time
because, basically,

I thought I was gonna get laid.

But couldn't you have come
up with something a little

stronger than a three-legged dog?

Oh, I see.

You wanna believe it's a lie,
don't you?

Because then you don't have
to do anything, right?

Pack the bags.
We're goin' on a guilt trip.

Those men are gangsters.

In russia, they're into arms,
counterfeiting, contract kills!

That is russia! Not here!

But once they're in power, it'll be
the cold war all over again!

More missiles
aimed at your country!

Is that what you want, ditch?

Don't wave that flag at me, because
it's not gonna work, all right?

Well, what does
work on you, ditch?

I haven't been able
to figure that out.

What are you willing to
stick your neck out for?

I'd really like to know!

You're using me.

Just like you
used your roommate.

- That's not fair.
- But it's true, isn't it?

You never wanted to help me 'cause
you didn't give a shit about me!

- Admit it!
- Maybe not at first.

No. Not then . Not now.
Not ever.

Give me my wallet back.

So I'm the bad guy, right?

What do you got
for desert city?

40 phoenix bus stops there.
$5.50.

Hey!

What do you have,
a death wish, buddy?

- Nice work, pal.
- Hey.

Cool, dude.

- Thanks.
- You're welcome.

Hey. Got one just like it.

Two more.

Keep it goin'. You got it.

Yo!

What's your name?

Me? Chuck. Brodie. F.A.A.

I need you to call
the county sheriff.

Tell him there's a cargo jet
out there that just loaded up

1,000 keys of black tar heroin.

They're gettin' ready to take
off, so tell him to roll now!

Hey, you got any proof that...
What, you wanna see my I.D.?

- Yeah!
- Fine.

I'll show it to
you at the hearing.

What hearing?

The one where we jerk your
license for lettin' this happen

right under your nose, chuck!

You spoke to cartegena?

- Of course. Just now.
- Everything's confirmed?

Yes. He said the sooner the better.

- What's with the car?
- This is a cadillac allante.

North star edition.

Double the horsepower.
They don't make 'em anymore.

It's an american
collectible classic.

Okay, just put the ridiculous car on
the plane and then leave me alone.

It gets noticed.

What are you doing, chuck?

I'm enterin' my calling card pin.

No. No!

- I'm on hold.
- No time for that.

Raise your right hand.

Wh-what for?

Federal emergency.
Now repeat after me.

- I do hereby solemnly swear.
- I do hereby solemnly swear.

I will honor,
observe and obey...

All the applicable rules
and regulations of the F.A.A.

All applicable rules and
regulations of the F.A.A.

- Epluribus unum.
- Epluribus unum.

Great.

Okay, deputy, you got
a spare chute somewhere?

- Deputy?
- Welcome aboard.

That lake, the one over
the indian reservation.

- What is it?
- San carlos?

How long 'til we're there?

Another ten minutes. Why?

I have to throw
out some garbage.

All right.

Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!

I can't stop!

Lower! Slower!

Lower! Lower!

What the hell you doin'?

All right!

I'm gonna crawl
out onto the wing!

When I get stable, I'm
gonna give you a signal!

I want you to flip
this plane over!

Then I'm gonna hang by my legs!

So when you flip back over,
I'm sittin' on the other wing!

That way, when you maneuver
up to the other plane,

I'm in a better position to grab on!

You got it?

Are you outta your mind?

Yes. Yes, I am!

Steady!

Steady, okay?

I'm ready!

Go!

All right, chuck!

Now!

- Hey! Watch the paint job!
- Shut up!

I made you.

I found you and I trained you,
and you turn around and you use

it against me!

Krista. Krista.

There's no need for you
to die here today.

Look at me.

You are one of us.

All you have to do is tell me
the names of the people you told.

And tell me about
this ditch brodie.

You can have this money.

Some of it is yours.

Hey! Hey! We got company!
Get up here!

Put her in the trunk!

In the trunk!

Come on. Come on!

Get... get in there!

What is it?

It's a biplane.

It's ditch.

Shit!

Get outta my car!

Give me your parachute!

Oh, shit!

Keys!

Come on!

Ditch!

We finally got that tandem jump in!

We're losin' hydraulic power!

I'm goin' backup.

Where ya goin'?

Woman, are you outta your mind?

Let it go. Let it go!

What?

I'm gonna take a nap.

Wake me when you're done
savin' the world, will ya?

You'd make a great K.G.B. Agent.

You're really courageous.
And you're really cute.

You are.

Krista, you've done very well.

But then again, you
always were my favorite.

Hey, ditch, look. It's for you.

Krista was more of a man
than you could ever be.

Ditch. Ditch.

I'm gonna... I'm gonna
get you outta here.

Hey, Jo. Robocam.

Guess what I got. Check it out.

Postcard from ditch.

No!

Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.

Really.

Come on, Jolleen, read it.

He made it!

Hey, you guys, a postcard
from ditch.

Postcard from ditch.

He made it, guys.

Mr. Richard brodie.

Mr. Richard brodie. Come.

My, my, my, my, my.

Thank you.

Very cool.

You look good in russian gold.

Hello.

How are ya?

Hi, mama.

How are ya?

Hey!

Papa!

Get that hand.

Good to see ya.

Yes.

Hey-hey! I don't believe it!

Yes! Tripod?