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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:01,909 Previously on Good Trouble... 2 00:00:01,910 --> 00:00:03,149 I want a big traditional wedding. 3 00:00:03,150 --> 00:00:05,189 Why are you doing this? 4 00:00:05,190 --> 00:00:06,569 If I help her plan this wedding, 5 00:00:06,570 --> 00:00:08,729 then I'll be numb to the fact that she's not marrying me. 6 00:00:08,730 --> 00:00:10,319 I misread all the signals. 7 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:11,519 Wait. What are you doing? 8 00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:13,319 Gael... just a friend? 9 00:00:13,320 --> 00:00:15,019 I'd just like to know who I'm up against. 10 00:00:15,020 --> 00:00:17,189 Oh, we are seeing other people. 11 00:00:17,190 --> 00:00:18,899 This thing isn't just casual. 12 00:00:18,900 --> 00:00:20,069 Not for me. 13 00:00:20,070 --> 00:00:22,189 It isn't for me, either. 14 00:00:22,190 --> 00:00:23,279 Davia has been hooking up 15 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:25,019 with this guy from her hometown. 16 00:00:25,020 --> 00:00:26,279 Did you try my wife? 17 00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:28,400 - He's married, Davia. - I know. 18 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:36,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 19 00:00:44,480 --> 00:00:45,519 Sorry. 20 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:47,019 - Hmm. - Hey. 21 00:00:47,020 --> 00:00:48,070 Hi. 22 00:00:52,900 --> 00:00:55,070 Oh, my God! 23 00:00:56,280 --> 00:00:57,859 What the hell are you doing? 24 00:00:57,860 --> 00:00:59,279 - I was... What? - Huh? 25 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:01,149 Are you kidding me? 26 00:01:01,150 --> 00:01:03,979 After everything that I've done for you? 27 00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:07,149 You spineless loser. God, you are... 28 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:09,779 - I should, I should chop it... - Whoa! 29 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:38,109 Other guys are gonna take you to a nice restaurant, 30 00:01:38,110 --> 00:01:41,109 but I'm gonna take you to a nice restaurant in a nice suit. 31 00:01:41,110 --> 00:01:43,189 - You know? - Uh-huh. 32 00:01:43,190 --> 00:01:45,069 So, tell me about yourself. 33 00:01:45,070 --> 00:01:47,519 That's a real broad area there, Paul. 34 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:49,189 I'm gonna need you to narrow it down. 35 00:01:49,190 --> 00:01:51,229 Do you want food? I can order some apps. 36 00:01:51,230 --> 00:01:53,279 - Sure. I'll get us the menus. - Yeah. I'll get the menu. 37 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:54,399 - No, I can do it. - Oh, I can that. 38 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:56,479 Do you like movies? What are your thoughts on astrology? 39 00:01:56,480 --> 00:02:00,229 I'm a Pisces. I don't know if that means anything to you. 40 00:02:00,230 --> 00:02:01,859 You wanna go halfsies on the broccolini or... 41 00:02:01,860 --> 00:02:03,610 Oh, I'm allergic to crab cakes. 42 00:02:05,070 --> 00:02:06,189 Have you ever been to Milano? 43 00:02:06,190 --> 00:02:08,149 I'd love to take you there. 44 00:02:08,150 --> 00:02:09,819 What-what would you call that lip color? 45 00:02:09,820 --> 00:02:11,190 Is that, uh, like a rose? 46 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:13,609 I'm still down to eat it. 47 00:02:13,610 --> 00:02:16,279 The crab cakes. I... I just get puffy, yeah. 48 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:18,319 It looks great on you. 49 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:21,230 I mean, how cool to watch you experience that through my eyes. 50 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:25,689 - No carbs though, right? - I guess. 51 00:02:28,071 --> 00:02:30,300 _ 52 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,880 - Oh. I'll be right back. - I'll be right back. 53 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:41,280 Paul? Really? 54 00:02:41,650 --> 00:02:43,279 That's your idea of a sex machine? 55 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:45,069 He buys his pants at Costco. 56 00:02:45,070 --> 00:02:47,149 Yeah, well, how do you know that? 57 00:02:47,150 --> 00:02:48,479 'Cause he told me. 58 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:50,649 That's the most interesting thing he's said so far. 59 00:02:50,650 --> 00:02:53,229 Okay, well, my date is as deep as a puddle. Alice? 60 00:02:53,230 --> 00:02:54,689 He had worshipful eyes. 61 00:02:54,690 --> 00:02:56,439 Maybe because he was looking in a mirror. 62 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:58,649 Seriously, if I had a drink every time he started 63 00:02:58,650 --> 00:03:00,729 a sentence with the word "I," I would be hammered. 64 00:03:00,730 --> 00:03:03,569 So, get hammered and bang him. 65 00:03:03,570 --> 00:03:06,279 Easy for you to say, you bailed on this experiment. 66 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:09,399 - Oh, he's cute. - "I like my women like I like my coffee, 67 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:11,859 black and bitter." No. 68 00:03:11,860 --> 00:03:13,939 Sorry, I did not see that. 69 00:03:13,940 --> 00:03:16,109 Don't worry about it. I got this. 70 00:03:16,110 --> 00:03:17,359 Hey, you worry about Alice. 71 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:19,359 No, don't worry about Alice. 72 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:20,519 Alice is fine with no date. 73 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:23,019 Okay, Alice would rather deep-fry her own hand. 74 00:03:23,020 --> 00:03:25,149 Look, I'm not just gonna find you a date. 75 00:03:25,150 --> 00:03:26,819 Ooh, I am going to find you someone 76 00:03:26,820 --> 00:03:29,279 who makes you forget Sumi ever existed. 77 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:30,280 What are you guys doing? 78 00:03:30,281 --> 00:03:32,359 Your sister had the inspired idea 79 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:34,019 that we should pick dates for each other 80 00:03:34,020 --> 00:03:35,359 on the Shyppr app. 81 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:36,979 - Oh. - We all need to get laid. 82 00:03:36,980 --> 00:03:39,399 - Yeah. - Even though I already have a man. 83 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:40,939 Uh, your man canceled his trip to LA this weekend. 84 00:03:40,940 --> 00:03:42,279 And your man has a wife. 85 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:44,439 Do you really wanna antagonize me 86 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:47,519 when I hold the fate of your love life in my hands? 87 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:50,399 Oh, and FYI, Mariana, since I have someone 88 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:53,819 who checks all my boxes, I'm just looking for a sex machine. 89 00:03:53,820 --> 00:03:55,319 - On it. - Mariana. 90 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:57,019 What about a guy that has a cat? 91 00:03:57,085 --> 00:03:58,794 - That's fine. - How about six cats? 92 00:03:58,795 --> 00:04:01,754 Oh, hello, Isaac. 93 00:04:01,755 --> 00:04:06,385 - Hot, athletic, runs his own business. - Ooh. 94 00:04:08,465 --> 00:04:10,294 Oh, wait a minute. I think I might have seen him 95 00:04:10,295 --> 00:04:12,384 - in the neighborhood. - Maybe. 96 00:04:12,385 --> 00:04:13,634 Says he lives in Downtown LA. 97 00:04:13,635 --> 00:04:15,344 But I might save him for myself. 98 00:04:15,345 --> 00:04:16,674 Oh, too late. 99 00:04:16,675 --> 00:04:18,004 - So rude. - Argh! 100 00:04:18,005 --> 00:04:20,504 We would swipe for you, Callie, 101 00:04:20,505 --> 00:04:22,294 but with two guys already, you've got your hands full. 102 00:04:22,295 --> 00:04:26,005 Out of curiosity, exactly how full? 103 00:04:27,175 --> 00:04:29,634 - Davia... - What is wrong with you? 104 00:04:29,635 --> 00:04:31,634 - We all wanna know. - No, I don't wanna know. 105 00:04:31,635 --> 00:04:33,584 No, I'm not seeing anyone this weekend. 106 00:04:33,585 --> 00:04:36,504 Rebecca passed the bar and she is rubbing it in our faces. 107 00:04:36,505 --> 00:04:38,004 So, I have to study. 108 00:04:39,505 --> 00:04:40,674 Oh, my God. 109 00:04:42,175 --> 00:04:46,134 So, I'm proposing we make a pact. 110 00:04:46,135 --> 00:04:48,504 - Hmm. - I have to pass the bar, 111 00:04:48,505 --> 00:04:52,255 and you need to work on your new pieces for your show, so... 112 00:04:53,505 --> 00:04:55,344 no seeing each other this weekend. 113 00:04:55,345 --> 00:04:58,045 - No sex. - No Superman? 114 00:04:59,465 --> 00:05:00,465 Clark Kent? 115 00:05:02,345 --> 00:05:03,544 Jamie? 116 00:05:03,545 --> 00:05:05,844 He does not look like Clark Kent. 117 00:05:05,845 --> 00:05:08,425 Just picture him with glasses on. 118 00:05:10,795 --> 00:05:12,465 Yeah, maybe a little. 119 00:05:16,215 --> 00:05:17,675 So have you heard from him? 120 00:05:20,545 --> 00:05:22,045 Have you heard from Bryan? 121 00:05:26,385 --> 00:05:28,424 - So this weekend... - Deal. 122 00:05:28,425 --> 00:05:32,344 We'll hole ourselves up in our lofts, get our shit done, 123 00:05:32,345 --> 00:05:34,174 put you completely out of my mind. 124 00:05:34,175 --> 00:05:36,084 Am I that easy to forget? 125 00:05:36,085 --> 00:05:37,844 I mean, I may not be the Man of Steel, 126 00:05:37,845 --> 00:05:39,425 but I can be disciplined. 127 00:05:40,385 --> 00:05:42,845 I once went a whole day without checking Twitter. 128 00:05:44,045 --> 00:05:45,504 That's so impressive. 129 00:05:45,505 --> 00:05:47,345 I also deleted Facebook. 130 00:05:48,465 --> 00:05:49,885 That is so hot. 131 00:05:50,945 --> 00:05:54,265 Looks like you're the one who's gonna suffer withdrawal this weekend. 132 00:05:56,345 --> 00:05:59,134 I think I'll survive. 133 00:05:59,135 --> 00:06:00,545 Yeah? 134 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:06,845 I beg to differ. 135 00:06:08,045 --> 00:06:10,634 My hair's always gonna look better than yours. 136 00:06:10,635 --> 00:06:12,134 ... and then we moved to New Mexico. 137 00:06:12,135 --> 00:06:14,004 Uh, you ever had a sopapilla? 138 00:06:14,005 --> 00:06:15,674 My mom's always like, 139 00:06:15,675 --> 00:06:18,924 "Why you no do rocket surgery?" 140 00:06:18,925 --> 00:06:23,384 Man, Coterie Shyppr Theater's not nearly as wild as I wanted. 141 00:06:23,385 --> 00:06:25,674 Oh, girl, that's 'cause I wasn't involved. 142 00:06:25,675 --> 00:06:27,344 What happened to that writer guy you were seeing? 143 00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:29,544 Man, he tried to pull that white savior crap on me. 144 00:06:29,545 --> 00:06:32,754 Don't he know? I'm working on a PhD, bitch. 145 00:06:32,755 --> 00:06:34,634 Anyone who looks at you and thinks you need saving 146 00:06:34,635 --> 00:06:36,465 - can kiss my black ass. - Thank you. 147 00:06:37,425 --> 00:06:40,584 - Uh... hello. - Oh, hay-llo! 148 00:06:40,585 --> 00:06:42,925 - I would swipe hella right on that. - Mm-hmm. 149 00:06:45,135 --> 00:06:48,004 I did. And he clearly did not swipe right on me. 150 00:06:48,005 --> 00:06:49,545 - For real? - Yep. 151 00:06:50,295 --> 00:06:51,464 Okay, now, this is getting good. 152 00:06:51,465 --> 00:06:52,465 Mm-hmm. Whatcha gonna do? 153 00:06:52,466 --> 00:06:54,174 Same thing he did to me. 154 00:06:54,175 --> 00:06:55,964 - Ignore him. - Okay. 155 00:06:55,965 --> 00:06:57,464 Oh, hey, queen. 156 00:06:57,465 --> 00:06:59,045 - Live your best life. - Mm-mm. 157 00:06:59,505 --> 00:07:00,584 - Mm. - Mm-mm. 158 00:07:00,585 --> 00:07:02,464 - Mm-mm. Take it back. - Aah! That's hot. 159 00:07:02,465 --> 00:07:04,924 Look, I know I may seem intimidating, 160 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:07,174 but I put my pants on two legs at a time 161 00:07:07,175 --> 00:07:08,634 just like everyone else. 162 00:07:13,585 --> 00:07:15,084 Sorry. What were you saying? 163 00:07:15,085 --> 00:07:16,465 I was talking about my pants. 164 00:07:18,085 --> 00:07:19,175 Right. 165 00:07:20,135 --> 00:07:21,504 Tell me more. 166 00:07:25,425 --> 00:07:26,635 Need help? 167 00:07:48,925 --> 00:07:50,585 Cooling off or looking for snacks? 168 00:07:52,925 --> 00:07:54,255 All of the above. 169 00:07:54,965 --> 00:07:56,714 How's the studying going? 170 00:07:56,715 --> 00:07:59,425 You know, getting organized. 171 00:08:00,085 --> 00:08:01,754 How's the arting going? 172 00:08:01,755 --> 00:08:03,385 Uh, you know, getting organized. 173 00:08:06,045 --> 00:08:07,465 Anything good to eat in there? 174 00:08:08,755 --> 00:08:10,295 Nothing. 175 00:08:12,385 --> 00:08:15,255 There's a food truck fest a few blocks from here. 176 00:08:16,715 --> 00:08:18,084 We gotta eat, right? 177 00:08:25,425 --> 00:08:26,425 Excuse me? 178 00:08:31,345 --> 00:08:33,465 So, this is happening, huh? 179 00:08:34,085 --> 00:08:35,635 Sorry. 180 00:08:38,215 --> 00:08:39,584 Have a good night. 181 00:08:39,585 --> 00:08:42,544 Uh, Coterie romances never end well, guys. 182 00:08:42,545 --> 00:08:43,545 Trust me. 183 00:08:46,255 --> 00:08:48,174 I really have to study. 184 00:08:48,175 --> 00:08:49,675 Yeah, I really have to work. 185 00:08:54,175 --> 00:08:57,134 See, now that guy is a problem with these apps. 186 00:08:57,135 --> 00:08:59,844 He sees a dark face and automatically swipes left. 187 00:08:59,845 --> 00:09:02,084 And if they don't, they won't let you be a whole person. 188 00:09:02,085 --> 00:09:05,884 Right. Like, why can't I have a PhD and big-ass booty? 189 00:09:05,885 --> 00:09:08,004 Well, because according to society and those apps, 190 00:09:08,005 --> 00:09:09,584 we're either struggling subhumans 191 00:09:09,585 --> 00:09:11,584 - or hypersexulaized freaks. - Mm-hmm. Preach. 192 00:09:11,585 --> 00:09:14,794 The apps aren't all that bad. I did meet Anton online. 193 00:09:14,795 --> 00:09:16,965 - We know! - We know! 194 00:09:17,965 --> 00:09:19,204 Mm-hmm. That's right. 195 00:09:19,205 --> 00:09:21,794 You keep on waiting over there with your nice shoulders. 196 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:23,844 How dare you swipe left on my girl? 197 00:09:23,845 --> 00:09:25,044 You think you all that, I got a... 198 00:09:25,045 --> 00:09:26,545 Oh, shit. Here he come. 199 00:09:28,966 --> 00:09:30,634 Uh, excuse me. 200 00:09:30,635 --> 00:09:32,634 Uh, you think it's possible we could order some drinks? 201 00:09:32,635 --> 00:09:34,504 Me and my friend, we've been here for a minute. 202 00:09:34,505 --> 00:09:36,794 I'm so sorry. I must have overlooked you. 203 00:09:36,795 --> 00:09:38,464 I'll be right over. 204 00:09:38,465 --> 00:09:39,675 - Appreciate it. - Mm-hmm. 205 00:09:43,675 --> 00:09:45,424 So Dave Matthews isn't your favorite band? 206 00:09:45,425 --> 00:09:47,254 No. 207 00:09:47,255 --> 00:09:49,004 I put that ironically. 208 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:52,844 No one under 40's favorite band is Dave Matthews. 209 00:09:52,845 --> 00:09:54,134 Mine is. 210 00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:56,294 - Well... - Did you think I was being ironic too? 211 00:09:56,295 --> 00:09:57,844 Is that why you... you picked me? 212 00:09:57,845 --> 00:09:59,505 - 'Cause I wasn't sure... - Okay. 213 00:10:00,175 --> 00:10:01,505 Full disclosure, Paul? 214 00:10:02,425 --> 00:10:04,174 I didn't pick you. 215 00:10:04,175 --> 00:10:05,635 This was a bit of an experiment. 216 00:10:06,925 --> 00:10:08,844 That automatic flushing toilet 217 00:10:08,845 --> 00:10:11,844 splashed up in places I never gave permission. 218 00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:13,714 - You never know. That's enough. - Oh. What are... 219 00:10:13,715 --> 00:10:15,044 Come on. What are you doing? 220 00:10:15,045 --> 00:10:16,634 You're sweet to laugh, but it's dumb. 221 00:10:16,635 --> 00:10:19,254 No. You're like legit funny. 222 00:10:19,255 --> 00:10:21,794 You should come be a guest on my radio show. 223 00:10:21,795 --> 00:10:23,424 - You have a radio show? - Yeah. 224 00:10:23,425 --> 00:10:25,714 We live stream on Sunday mornings. 225 00:10:25,715 --> 00:10:29,004 - Wow. - We have like 11 listeners, but they're devoted. 226 00:10:29,005 --> 00:10:31,674 Cool. I mean, is it like a talk show or... 227 00:10:31,675 --> 00:10:33,714 It's like whatever I want it to be. 228 00:10:33,715 --> 00:10:36,844 Uh, sometimes I play music that makes me cry 229 00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:38,464 or a lot of lady disco. 230 00:10:38,465 --> 00:10:40,344 Uh, one hour I just played the sounds 231 00:10:40,345 --> 00:10:42,345 of white girls ordering brunch. 232 00:10:43,345 --> 00:10:45,384 Yeah. I just talk about random stuff that happen to me. 233 00:10:45,385 --> 00:10:46,795 Like bad dates? 234 00:10:48,135 --> 00:10:49,635 This is not a bad date. 235 00:10:51,215 --> 00:10:52,795 - At all. - Yeah? 236 00:10:53,585 --> 00:10:55,424 I'm having a good time. 237 00:10:55,425 --> 00:10:56,884 Me too. 238 00:10:56,885 --> 00:11:00,134 I've been to The Broad, The Grove, The Hollywood Bowl, 239 00:11:00,135 --> 00:11:02,504 all the "The's" of LA, really. 240 00:11:02,505 --> 00:11:04,384 Have you done Runyon yet? 241 00:11:04,385 --> 00:11:06,795 It's the place to get your body tight. 242 00:11:07,675 --> 00:11:08,845 You get it? 243 00:11:09,425 --> 00:11:11,754 Yeah, yeah. I see what you did there. 244 00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:12,845 Yeah. 245 00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:21,084 Anything else? 246 00:11:21,085 --> 00:11:23,005 Yes. Uh, how about your name? 247 00:11:24,295 --> 00:11:26,084 You'll have to forgive my friend. 248 00:11:26,085 --> 00:11:28,544 He gets all his game from Jennifer Lopez movies. 249 00:11:28,545 --> 00:11:30,344 - Well... - We talking Enough J.Lo 250 00:11:30,345 --> 00:11:32,424 - or The Wedding Planner J.Lo? - Ooh. 251 00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:35,964 Oh, I'm more of a Kate Hudson guy to be all the way real. 252 00:11:35,965 --> 00:11:37,714 Uh-huh. So we're good here? 253 00:11:37,715 --> 00:11:40,005 Yeah, we're outta here after this one. Thank you. 254 00:11:40,635 --> 00:11:42,755 Oh, I still ain't get your name. 255 00:11:43,505 --> 00:11:44,844 Ooh! 256 00:11:44,845 --> 00:11:46,844 Girl, he wants you bad. 257 00:11:46,845 --> 00:11:49,005 - He's a player. - Well, I say game on. 258 00:11:49,885 --> 00:11:50,924 Play his ass back. 259 00:11:50,925 --> 00:11:53,385 Yes. Give him a taste of his own medicine. 260 00:11:56,885 --> 00:11:58,884 Hey, uh, you wanna head back home with me? 261 00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:00,795 I'd love to show you my portfolio. 262 00:12:01,795 --> 00:12:04,754 Hey, babe, I am so sorry. 263 00:12:04,755 --> 00:12:06,634 I know that I promised to give you space, 264 00:12:06,635 --> 00:12:08,004 but I really need to talk to you. 265 00:12:08,005 --> 00:12:09,174 Yo, bro. Do you mind? 266 00:12:09,175 --> 00:12:10,964 Hey. Uh, yeah, no. This'll just take a second. 267 00:12:10,965 --> 00:12:15,634 Uh, look, I know that I might not have better hair than you 268 00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:18,924 or take you out to nice restaurants in a nice suit, 269 00:12:18,925 --> 00:12:22,424 but I would do anything to get you back 270 00:12:22,425 --> 00:12:24,715 if you'll just give me one more chance. 271 00:12:29,795 --> 00:12:31,714 Wow. Um... 272 00:12:31,715 --> 00:12:34,005 Um, sorry. Uh... 273 00:12:35,175 --> 00:12:36,794 I'll tell you what, I am gonna go wait by the bar 274 00:12:36,795 --> 00:12:38,215 just in case you wanna talk, 275 00:12:39,135 --> 00:12:42,294 or if you wanna leave with this guy, totally get it. 276 00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:44,084 I mean, his shoes are sick. 277 00:12:44,085 --> 00:12:45,545 Thanks, man, they're Berluti. 278 00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:48,715 Berluti. 279 00:12:51,505 --> 00:12:55,135 Look, I believe in a woman's right to choose. 280 00:12:56,295 --> 00:12:58,925 It's up to you if want the Prius or the Tesla. 281 00:12:59,635 --> 00:13:01,544 I mean, they're both gonna get you to where you wanna go, 282 00:13:01,545 --> 00:13:03,884 it's just one's gonna care a little bit more 283 00:13:03,885 --> 00:13:05,795 about how you look getting there. 284 00:13:07,085 --> 00:13:09,844 Yeah, I think I'm gonna go check on that Prius. 285 00:13:09,845 --> 00:13:12,424 But... it's been real. 286 00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:13,505 Okay. 287 00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:16,924 So you're clearly not the class act I thought you were. 288 00:13:16,925 --> 00:13:18,135 Peace out. 289 00:13:54,045 --> 00:13:56,384 _ 290 00:13:56,385 --> 00:13:59,295 _ 291 00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:00,396 _ 292 00:14:04,885 --> 00:14:06,214 I'm good. 293 00:14:08,295 --> 00:14:10,134 Are you? 294 00:14:10,135 --> 00:14:12,215 You've had your worried face on all night. 295 00:14:13,715 --> 00:14:14,965 Just worried about work. 296 00:14:17,045 --> 00:14:19,084 No, that face is more pointy. 297 00:14:19,085 --> 00:14:21,795 This is your sad, worried face. 298 00:14:22,385 --> 00:14:23,885 You analyze my faces? 299 00:14:24,255 --> 00:14:25,675 I love your faces. 300 00:14:26,675 --> 00:14:28,345 Hangry face is top three. 301 00:14:29,345 --> 00:14:30,925 God, I hate you. 302 00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:36,295 Okay. 303 00:14:39,885 --> 00:14:42,255 Well, I thought I could do this casual thing with you. 304 00:14:44,045 --> 00:14:47,005 I... I've never wanted to be with just one person. 305 00:14:47,795 --> 00:14:50,175 But I care about you a lot. 306 00:14:52,385 --> 00:14:54,175 And I don't wanna share you with anyone. 307 00:14:58,795 --> 00:15:00,215 You don't have to answer right now. 308 00:15:02,175 --> 00:15:03,885 You can think about it. 309 00:15:06,345 --> 00:15:07,345 Okay. 310 00:15:12,146 --> 00:15:14,546 _ 311 00:15:44,385 --> 00:15:45,504 I was hot. 312 00:15:45,505 --> 00:15:46,675 Mm-hmm. 313 00:15:47,885 --> 00:15:49,425 I needed to cool off. 314 00:15:51,135 --> 00:15:52,844 So, not hot anymore? 315 00:15:52,845 --> 00:15:53,925 No. 316 00:15:54,255 --> 00:15:55,925 Nice and cool. 317 00:15:56,965 --> 00:15:57,965 Okay. 318 00:16:06,585 --> 00:16:07,964 - Right over here. - Okay. 319 00:16:07,965 --> 00:16:09,424 - Watch your feet. - Oh, all right. 320 00:16:09,425 --> 00:16:10,465 Oh, shoot. 321 00:16:11,295 --> 00:16:12,295 Sorry. 322 00:16:12,296 --> 00:16:13,634 I wasn't expecting company. 323 00:16:13,635 --> 00:16:15,215 It's okay. 324 00:16:18,255 --> 00:16:19,585 This place is sexy. 325 00:16:20,545 --> 00:16:21,754 Sexy? 326 00:16:21,755 --> 00:16:23,084 - Uh... - Yeah. 327 00:16:23,085 --> 00:16:26,215 - You... you think so? - So are you. 328 00:16:40,345 --> 00:16:43,045 - Sorry. - It's okay. 329 00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:45,175 Uh, that was like my worst kiss ever. 330 00:16:46,465 --> 00:16:49,254 I just haven't dated anyone in years, 331 00:16:49,255 --> 00:16:52,174 and I've definitely never dated anyone like me. 332 00:16:52,175 --> 00:16:53,215 It's okay. 333 00:16:54,135 --> 00:16:55,254 I get it. 334 00:16:55,255 --> 00:16:57,505 No. Uh, I don't want you to get it. Uh... 335 00:16:58,425 --> 00:16:59,504 I can... I can do better. 336 00:16:59,505 --> 00:17:01,384 - Okay. - Watch. 337 00:17:01,385 --> 00:17:02,924 Mm. 338 00:17:14,005 --> 00:17:15,674 You're telling me you went to MIT? 339 00:17:15,675 --> 00:17:17,884 - Yeah. - Wow. 340 00:17:17,885 --> 00:17:19,964 See, you know what your problem is? 341 00:17:19,965 --> 00:17:22,134 You are a beautiful, brilliant and funny woman 342 00:17:22,135 --> 00:17:24,004 and you are insanely intimidating. 343 00:17:24,005 --> 00:17:27,174 But I put my pants on two legs at a time. 344 00:17:29,055 --> 00:17:30,594 See? Funny. 345 00:17:30,595 --> 00:17:32,305 I mean, what guy wouldn't worship you? 346 00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:36,844 Every great rom-com ends with a chase, facts. 347 00:17:36,845 --> 00:17:39,174 You're trippin'. Pretty Woman, racing in a limo* 348 00:17:39,175 --> 00:17:40,924 to catch her before she leaves town. 349 00:17:40,925 --> 00:17:43,094 Brown Sugar, rushing to the radio station. 350 00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:44,674 When Harry Met Sally, running through 351 00:17:44,675 --> 00:17:46,464 the New York City streets to get a New Year's kiss. 352 00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:48,595 It's not the chase, it's the gesture. 353 00:17:49,425 --> 00:17:51,924 Say Anything, The Best Man. 354 00:17:51,925 --> 00:17:53,884 And Richard Gere was afraid of heights, 355 00:17:53,885 --> 00:17:55,134 and climbed the fire escape for her. 356 00:17:55,135 --> 00:17:57,004 Okay, okay, but I would argue with you 357 00:17:57,005 --> 00:17:58,424 that a gesture is a chase in itself, 358 00:17:58,425 --> 00:18:01,554 so therefore, every great rom-com ends with a chase, facts. 359 00:18:01,555 --> 00:18:04,214 Severely flawed logic, and you are still wrong. 360 00:18:04,215 --> 00:18:06,554 My favorite movie ends with neither a chase nor a gesture. 361 00:18:06,555 --> 00:18:07,884 Which one's that? 362 00:18:07,885 --> 00:18:09,054 I'm not telling you. Figure it out. 363 00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:11,135 Ooh. Can I get a clue? 364 00:18:13,465 --> 00:18:15,384 - The couple dated in real life. - Yes. 365 00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:19,305 It takes place in LA, and... 366 00:18:20,505 --> 00:18:23,175 it has one of the sexiest scenes I've ever seen. 367 00:18:34,265 --> 00:18:35,265 Mm. 368 00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,554 I would have never guessed Alice would be the first one 369 00:18:37,555 --> 00:18:38,844 to leave with her date. 370 00:18:38,845 --> 00:18:39,924 Good on her. 371 00:18:39,925 --> 00:18:41,055 I would've guessed you. 372 00:18:42,215 --> 00:18:44,214 Are you calling me a slut? 373 00:18:44,215 --> 00:18:46,384 No. No, no, no. Hell, no. No. 374 00:18:46,385 --> 00:18:48,054 You're lovely. I mean, you're nice. No. 375 00:18:48,055 --> 00:18:49,594 No, I'm just saying... 376 00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:51,344 'cause you're so confident 377 00:18:51,345 --> 00:18:52,844 and adventurous, you know what I mean? 378 00:18:52,845 --> 00:18:54,634 I'm sure if you were here with a guy better than me... 379 00:18:54,635 --> 00:18:56,005 That, Paul, is your problem. 380 00:18:56,885 --> 00:19:01,134 Not your too short pants or your love of jam bands, 381 00:19:01,135 --> 00:19:03,054 but your lack of self-confidence. 382 00:19:03,055 --> 00:19:04,634 We're gonna fix it. Come on. 383 00:19:04,635 --> 00:19:05,674 Come here. 384 00:19:05,675 --> 00:19:07,554 We're gonna rebrand you. 385 00:19:07,555 --> 00:19:09,924 - Hey. - Gonna "Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo" this. 386 00:19:09,925 --> 00:19:11,555 - Bibbidi-Bobbidi-what? - Mm-hmm. 387 00:19:13,305 --> 00:19:14,845 Okay, what's your Insta handle? 388 00:19:15,305 --> 00:19:16,385 Don't have one. 389 00:19:17,135 --> 00:19:18,175 - Twitter? - Nope. 390 00:19:18,845 --> 00:19:20,465 Facebook? 391 00:19:21,965 --> 00:19:23,175 Oh, no. 392 00:19:24,265 --> 00:19:26,174 Oh, no, it's worse than I thought. 393 00:19:26,175 --> 00:19:28,496 Quotes? Paul, you have pictures of quotes. 394 00:19:29,505 --> 00:19:31,134 What do you want me to post, my tax returns? 395 00:19:31,135 --> 00:19:32,304 No. Okay, okay. Here, here, here. 396 00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:33,764 Look at mine. 397 00:19:33,765 --> 00:19:35,174 Funny videos. 398 00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:36,964 Pictures with friends. 399 00:19:36,965 --> 00:19:38,714 You do have friends, right? 400 00:19:38,715 --> 00:19:40,425 - Yes. - Okay, I'm just asking. 401 00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:43,765 Hmm. 402 00:19:44,925 --> 00:19:46,005 Hmm. 403 00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:47,844 - What? - One second. 404 00:19:47,845 --> 00:19:49,004 I already have a man. 405 00:19:49,005 --> 00:19:51,005 Uh, your man canceled his trip to LA this weekend. 406 00:19:59,305 --> 00:20:00,425 Okay? 407 00:20:04,765 --> 00:20:07,464 Last call. You want anything else? 408 00:20:07,465 --> 00:20:10,175 Sure. Your number, please? 409 00:20:11,215 --> 00:20:12,425 Yeah, I don't think so. 410 00:20:13,925 --> 00:20:15,174 Really? 411 00:20:15,175 --> 00:20:18,264 You remember when you swiped left on this? 412 00:20:18,265 --> 00:20:20,384 Big mistake. 413 00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:21,385 Huge. 414 00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:22,964 W... wait a minute, Pretty Woman. 415 00:20:22,965 --> 00:20:24,464 Wh... What are you talking about? 416 00:20:24,465 --> 00:20:25,594 You're on Shyppr. 417 00:20:25,595 --> 00:20:27,674 I swiped right on you, and yet we never matched 418 00:20:27,675 --> 00:20:29,094 because you didn't think I was worthy. 419 00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:31,634 I would've never swiped left one you, nope. 420 00:20:31,635 --> 00:20:34,345 I bet none of the matches on your phone look like me. 421 00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:37,464 Oh. Let's see. 422 00:20:37,465 --> 00:20:39,344 - You wanna see? - Yeah. 423 00:20:39,345 --> 00:20:40,465 Okay. 424 00:20:41,505 --> 00:20:42,765 All right. 425 00:20:43,765 --> 00:20:45,635 - Well, she... - No, no. 426 00:20:46,635 --> 00:20:47,635 Uh-huh. 427 00:20:49,505 --> 00:20:51,345 - Hold on. Let me just... - Mm-hmm. 428 00:20:55,465 --> 00:20:58,054 You said it yourself, you're more of a Kate Hudson guy. 429 00:20:58,055 --> 00:20:59,384 Wait. Hold on. This is not really... 430 00:20:59,385 --> 00:21:01,175 You seem like a nice guy, but... 431 00:21:02,425 --> 00:21:03,884 I just don't feel right giving my number to somebody 432 00:21:03,885 --> 00:21:06,554 who subconsciously or not wrote me off without a thought. 433 00:21:10,965 --> 00:21:12,265 That's everything. 434 00:21:21,635 --> 00:21:23,345 - Thank you. - Yeah. 435 00:21:23,715 --> 00:21:25,055 Wow. 436 00:21:25,505 --> 00:21:27,384 - You have a great place. - Thank you. 437 00:21:27,385 --> 00:21:29,845 Uh, make yourself at home. I will get some drinks. 438 00:21:30,175 --> 00:21:32,424 - Hey, babe. Hi. - Hi! Hi. 439 00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:33,764 - How are you? - Good. 440 00:21:33,765 --> 00:21:35,844 Good. Uh, this is Mariana. 441 00:21:35,845 --> 00:21:38,424 - Hi, I'm Lara. Nice to meet you. - You too. 442 00:21:38,425 --> 00:21:40,554 - I'm so glad you came over. - Yeah, me too. 443 00:21:40,555 --> 00:21:41,714 - Right? - Yeah. 444 00:21:41,715 --> 00:21:44,304 So we stopped off in this little town in Austria, 445 00:21:44,305 --> 00:21:46,344 and I found the best hangover cure ever. 446 00:21:46,345 --> 00:21:48,304 Cucumber, butter, and salami sandwiches? 447 00:21:48,305 --> 00:21:50,464 - Yes! oh, my God. - Yes, right? I know. 448 00:21:50,465 --> 00:21:53,134 I love Austria. My girlfriend and I, 449 00:21:53,135 --> 00:21:54,655 we're actually going back next summer. 450 00:21:55,305 --> 00:21:57,005 - Oh, your girlfriend. - Mm-hmm. 451 00:21:58,055 --> 00:22:00,004 Makes sense. All the good ones are taken. 452 00:22:00,005 --> 00:22:02,464 Well, not all of them. 453 00:22:03,635 --> 00:22:04,765 Oh. 454 00:22:05,265 --> 00:22:06,385 Speaking of... 455 00:22:08,305 --> 00:22:09,885 Hey, babe, how was girls' night? 456 00:22:10,925 --> 00:22:12,805 Yeah, no, all the guys bailed early too. 457 00:22:14,175 --> 00:22:17,345 I am at the bar having a drink with the very lovely, Mariana. 458 00:22:17,765 --> 00:22:19,964 Yeah, no, she's cute, smart, funny, 459 00:22:19,965 --> 00:22:21,305 not an actress. 460 00:22:22,215 --> 00:22:23,855 Why don't you come down here and join us? 461 00:22:25,765 --> 00:22:27,714 Oh, yeah, that's... 462 00:22:27,715 --> 00:22:29,714 Said she's already in her PJs, but wants to know 463 00:22:29,715 --> 00:22:31,635 if you wanna come to our place and have a drink. 464 00:22:38,385 --> 00:22:39,675 Are you coming or not? 465 00:22:43,805 --> 00:22:45,645 Oh, this is a, uh... It's a really nice place. 466 00:22:46,215 --> 00:22:47,554 Thanks, Paul, but we're done with the niceties. 467 00:22:47,555 --> 00:22:48,715 You wanna do this? 468 00:22:49,885 --> 00:22:50,925 Oh, yeah. 469 00:22:51,555 --> 00:22:52,555 Ooh. 470 00:22:53,465 --> 00:22:54,964 Hey. 471 00:22:54,965 --> 00:22:56,504 Yeah. 472 00:23:01,135 --> 00:23:03,095 Sorry, we're closed. 473 00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:06,885 Hey. 474 00:23:09,135 --> 00:23:11,675 - What are you doing? - Love & Basketball. 475 00:23:12,465 --> 00:23:14,384 It's your favorite movie, right? 476 00:23:14,385 --> 00:23:15,385 Yeah. 477 00:23:18,305 --> 00:23:20,345 I'm... I'm so sorry I overlooked you. 478 00:23:22,265 --> 00:23:24,765 Straight up, I... I'm an idiot. 479 00:23:25,635 --> 00:23:26,805 Uh-huh. 480 00:23:28,465 --> 00:23:29,504 You know, maybe next time, 481 00:23:29,505 --> 00:23:30,905 open your mind to the whole person, 482 00:23:31,965 --> 00:23:33,345 you might make a real connection. 483 00:23:34,175 --> 00:23:35,465 What if I have? 484 00:23:38,345 --> 00:23:39,504 Come on, let's... 485 00:23:39,505 --> 00:23:40,715 One on one. 486 00:23:41,505 --> 00:23:43,804 If I win, I get to take you out on a date. 487 00:23:43,805 --> 00:23:45,425 If you win... 488 00:23:46,055 --> 00:23:49,005 well, me and my broke heart will never step foot in your place again. 489 00:23:51,715 --> 00:23:52,845 Hmm? 490 00:23:55,765 --> 00:23:57,264 You play for the pros? 491 00:23:57,265 --> 00:23:58,265 No. 492 00:23:59,595 --> 00:24:00,925 Not anymore. 493 00:24:03,595 --> 00:24:06,504 I don't even have the energy to work on stuff of my own 494 00:24:06,505 --> 00:24:09,264 because Speckulate has just drained me of all creativity. 495 00:24:09,265 --> 00:24:11,844 Mariana, you are way too special 496 00:24:11,845 --> 00:24:14,464 to let a bunch of bros screw with your mojo. 497 00:24:14,465 --> 00:24:15,554 Yeah. 498 00:24:15,555 --> 00:24:17,384 Already screwed. 499 00:24:17,385 --> 00:24:19,504 And the only screwing I've been doing lately. 500 00:24:19,505 --> 00:24:20,844 It is settled. 501 00:24:20,845 --> 00:24:22,464 I am going to fix you up. 502 00:24:22,465 --> 00:24:25,214 - Don't say... Oh, God. No. - Yes, I am. 503 00:24:25,215 --> 00:24:26,344 You don't understand. 504 00:24:26,345 --> 00:24:27,964 Every time that she tries to play matchmaker, 505 00:24:27,965 --> 00:24:29,344 we end up losing a friend. 506 00:24:29,345 --> 00:24:30,714 Okay, not true. 507 00:24:30,715 --> 00:24:33,504 And that's because we haven't had such a great catch before. 508 00:24:33,505 --> 00:24:35,135 That may be true. 509 00:24:35,555 --> 00:24:37,464 Aww. You guys are adorable. 510 00:24:37,465 --> 00:24:38,634 Total relationship goals. 511 00:24:38,635 --> 00:24:40,924 Yeah, we try. 512 00:24:43,925 --> 00:24:45,634 Well, you know, I should go. 513 00:24:45,635 --> 00:24:47,094 - Leave you lovebirds alone. - Oh. 514 00:24:47,095 --> 00:24:48,384 No, please stay. 515 00:24:48,385 --> 00:24:49,764 We're sick of each other, right? 516 00:24:49,765 --> 00:24:51,054 Yeah, it's true. 517 00:24:51,055 --> 00:24:53,174 And we kind of happen to love you. 518 00:24:53,175 --> 00:24:54,424 You're amazing. 519 00:24:54,425 --> 00:24:56,265 Aww. I love you guys. 520 00:24:57,055 --> 00:24:59,264 And thank you for saving my night. 521 00:24:59,265 --> 00:25:01,634 - Of course, it's our pleasure. - Glad I met you. 522 00:25:01,635 --> 00:25:02,635 Cheers. 523 00:25:28,595 --> 00:25:30,174 Ah, look. What's up? 524 00:25:33,095 --> 00:25:34,424 Come on. 525 00:25:34,425 --> 00:25:35,465 Aah, damn. 526 00:25:37,805 --> 00:25:39,095 Two, zip. 527 00:25:40,385 --> 00:25:42,214 That was lucky. 528 00:25:42,215 --> 00:25:44,015 Well, maybe, or you're just going easy on me. 529 00:25:45,135 --> 00:25:47,635 So you want this date or not? 530 00:25:49,595 --> 00:25:50,595 Check. 531 00:25:51,595 --> 00:25:52,635 Okay. 532 00:26:00,345 --> 00:26:01,674 I like Italian food. 533 00:26:02,676 --> 00:26:03,715 Bring it. 534 00:26:04,385 --> 00:26:07,304 Hey, hon, I really like Mariana. 535 00:26:07,305 --> 00:26:08,594 Can we keep her? 536 00:26:08,595 --> 00:26:10,965 I'd say we can do whatever you want, babe. 537 00:26:11,505 --> 00:26:12,634 Oh. 538 00:26:12,635 --> 00:26:15,305 Well, what do you want, Mariana? 539 00:27:32,715 --> 00:27:33,885 Is everything okay? 540 00:27:35,385 --> 00:27:36,925 Yeah, it's perfect. 541 00:28:06,095 --> 00:28:08,594 It's okay. Go get some. 542 00:28:36,305 --> 00:28:37,805 Come on, what you waiting on? 543 00:28:39,845 --> 00:28:41,595 - Game point. - Check it. 544 00:28:46,675 --> 00:28:47,675 Time. 545 00:28:57,265 --> 00:28:59,816 - Really? - Well, all's fair in love and basketball. 546 00:29:05,135 --> 00:29:06,925 - Stop. Stop. - What? 547 00:29:08,885 --> 00:29:10,424 No. There. Come on. 548 00:29:10,425 --> 00:29:11,965 Okay. 549 00:29:13,215 --> 00:29:14,384 Sorry. Was that too much or... 550 00:29:14,385 --> 00:29:16,555 Oh, my God. Paul, shut up and take me. 551 00:29:17,265 --> 00:29:18,384 - Sorry... - Oh, my God. 552 00:29:18,385 --> 00:29:19,945 It's okay, just keep going. Don't stop. 553 00:29:46,305 --> 00:29:47,805 Do you need to get that? 554 00:29:48,465 --> 00:29:50,214 Get what? 555 00:29:50,215 --> 00:29:51,555 Oh. 556 00:29:51,845 --> 00:29:53,464 Um, who... who is it? 557 00:29:53,465 --> 00:29:54,765 Sumi. 558 00:29:55,965 --> 00:29:57,344 Oh. 559 00:29:57,345 --> 00:29:58,505 Okay. 560 00:30:00,715 --> 00:30:01,925 - One second. - Okay. 561 00:30:04,005 --> 00:30:05,804 I'm sorry, I know it's late. 562 00:30:05,805 --> 00:30:07,805 I got in a huge fight with Meera. 563 00:30:09,265 --> 00:30:10,675 She called off the wedding. 564 00:30:15,845 --> 00:30:17,095 Oh... 565 00:30:17,965 --> 00:30:19,805 I don't know what to do. 566 00:30:21,005 --> 00:30:23,675 I can't be alone tonight. Can I please come in? 567 00:30:25,465 --> 00:30:26,675 Uh... 568 00:30:29,135 --> 00:30:30,464 Oh. 569 00:30:30,465 --> 00:30:33,424 I'm so sorry. I'm... I mean... 570 00:30:33,425 --> 00:30:36,805 No, yeah, I'm so sorry that you're upset, but I... 571 00:30:37,505 --> 00:30:39,425 I can't be there for you tonight. 572 00:30:40,635 --> 00:30:41,765 I have company. 573 00:30:44,425 --> 00:30:45,555 Okay. 574 00:30:46,425 --> 00:30:47,715 I understand. 575 00:30:56,715 --> 00:30:58,635 Are you okay? 576 00:31:01,465 --> 00:31:03,054 Yeah. 577 00:31:03,055 --> 00:31:05,465 Uh... yeah. 578 00:31:37,186 --> 00:31:40,200 _ 579 00:31:41,676 --> 00:31:44,676 _ 580 00:31:52,595 --> 00:31:53,805 Hmm. 581 00:32:02,175 --> 00:32:03,715 _ 582 00:32:20,805 --> 00:32:22,005 Where have you been all night? 583 00:32:23,305 --> 00:32:24,845 Out with some friends. 584 00:32:27,465 --> 00:32:28,595 A couple. 585 00:32:29,005 --> 00:32:30,005 I spent the night. 586 00:32:31,305 --> 00:32:33,134 - Okay, I had a threesome. - What? 587 00:32:33,135 --> 00:32:34,425 I know. 588 00:32:35,005 --> 00:32:36,005 I warned you about that dress. 589 00:32:36,006 --> 00:32:38,885 It wasn't the dress, it was me. 590 00:32:39,885 --> 00:32:43,175 I'm just... I felt so rejected ever since we moved to LA and... 591 00:32:43,805 --> 00:32:45,845 and you get to be the center of someone's attention. 592 00:32:46,505 --> 00:32:47,714 And I was. 593 00:32:47,715 --> 00:32:48,965 They were all about me. 594 00:32:50,385 --> 00:32:52,304 Except in the morning, the girlfriend went postal. 595 00:32:52,305 --> 00:32:53,804 Oh, my God! 596 00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:55,804 What the hell are you doing? 597 00:32:55,805 --> 00:32:57,384 I was... What? 598 00:32:57,385 --> 00:32:58,964 I was half asleep. I don't know. 599 00:32:58,965 --> 00:33:01,094 - Where were you? - Getting dressed for work! 600 00:33:01,095 --> 00:33:03,004 I'm sorry, I'm confused. What's going on? 601 00:33:03,005 --> 00:33:05,504 I thought we were friends. How could you do this to me? 602 00:33:05,505 --> 00:33:08,004 We are friends. Uh... What about last night? I... 603 00:33:08,005 --> 00:33:10,054 No, we only do this together. 604 00:33:10,055 --> 00:33:11,094 - She didn't know. - Yeah. 605 00:33:11,095 --> 00:33:13,134 You know the rules. Are you kidding me? 606 00:33:13,135 --> 00:33:14,594 I'm new to this, I don't know the rules. 607 00:33:14,595 --> 00:33:16,004 - Okay, well, get out. - Got it. 608 00:33:16,005 --> 00:33:18,165 - Okay, you don't... - Maybe move a little faster. 609 00:33:19,175 --> 00:33:21,924 Ugh. Why is it so hard to find a nice couple in this town? 610 00:33:24,005 --> 00:33:25,055 How was your night? 611 00:33:26,635 --> 00:33:27,925 It was fine. 612 00:33:34,425 --> 00:33:35,634 You okay? 613 00:33:42,135 --> 00:33:43,265 What are we doing? 614 00:33:44,215 --> 00:33:45,215 You mean... 615 00:33:47,465 --> 00:33:52,214 I'm never gonna pass the bar if I'm up here every night. 616 00:33:52,215 --> 00:33:54,674 Yes, you will. You're just stressed. 617 00:33:54,675 --> 00:33:56,214 I know. 618 00:33:56,215 --> 00:33:58,844 'Cause I'm way behind where I should be. 619 00:33:58,845 --> 00:34:00,504 You're not stressed about finishing 620 00:34:00,505 --> 00:34:02,054 the pieces for your show? 621 00:34:02,055 --> 00:34:03,964 We still have tomorrow. 622 00:34:03,965 --> 00:34:05,965 Yeah, and we'll probably still be screwing around. 623 00:34:06,425 --> 00:34:09,214 Distracting each other. Like, this is my career on the line, you know. 624 00:34:09,215 --> 00:34:12,174 And my art is just a hobby? 625 00:34:12,175 --> 00:34:13,384 That's not what I meant. 626 00:34:13,385 --> 00:34:15,134 I was working before you came up here. 627 00:34:15,135 --> 00:34:16,135 Really? Were you? 628 00:34:17,715 --> 00:34:19,214 If you really wanted it that much, 629 00:34:19,215 --> 00:34:20,804 then you wouldn't let anything get in your way. 630 00:34:20,805 --> 00:34:22,464 I could say the same for you. 631 00:34:22,465 --> 00:34:23,844 All I'm saying is, 632 00:34:23,845 --> 00:34:25,884 you chose to take the full-time job at Speckulate 633 00:34:25,885 --> 00:34:27,965 and maybe you just don't really wanna be an artist. 634 00:34:29,505 --> 00:34:31,964 And maybe you don't wanna be a lawyer, Callie. 635 00:34:31,965 --> 00:34:35,135 'Cause all you do is complain about your job. 636 00:34:36,505 --> 00:34:37,625 Maybe you just can't cut it. 637 00:35:07,715 --> 00:35:09,175 Where are you? 638 00:35:10,465 --> 00:35:11,885 I'm right here. 639 00:35:12,595 --> 00:35:14,054 Hmm. 640 00:35:14,055 --> 00:35:15,055 No, you're not. 641 00:35:24,215 --> 00:35:25,464 Thank you. 642 00:35:25,465 --> 00:35:27,175 Yeah, it's okay. Come in. 643 00:35:28,425 --> 00:35:30,215 Who was that girl? 644 00:35:30,635 --> 00:35:32,435 - She's just... - I don't wanna know actually. 645 00:35:33,175 --> 00:35:34,595 It's too weird. 646 00:35:35,845 --> 00:35:37,055 Really? 647 00:35:40,465 --> 00:35:42,385 Meera said that... 648 00:35:42,885 --> 00:35:46,805 I'm selfish and thoughtless 649 00:35:49,055 --> 00:35:51,055 and she doesn't want to marry me. 650 00:35:52,925 --> 00:35:55,215 That's crazy, okay? You're not sel... 651 00:35:56,965 --> 00:35:58,554 I mean, she should love you for you. 652 00:35:59,635 --> 00:36:02,765 Please... Please stop crying. 653 00:36:03,505 --> 00:36:04,845 Come here. Come on. 654 00:36:08,805 --> 00:36:14,134 Look, you can be a little self-involved sometimes, 655 00:36:14,135 --> 00:36:16,634 but it's kind of endearing, you know, 656 00:36:16,635 --> 00:36:18,764 and for all your crazy, 657 00:36:18,765 --> 00:36:20,845 you make up for it with your laugh. 658 00:36:23,175 --> 00:36:24,925 I mean, it's the reason 659 00:36:25,635 --> 00:36:27,355 why I even fell in love with you, you know? 660 00:36:28,965 --> 00:36:30,215 Thanks. 661 00:36:34,095 --> 00:36:35,595 I love you, Alice. 662 00:36:44,215 --> 00:36:45,215 Hey. 663 00:36:45,595 --> 00:36:47,215 Hey. 664 00:36:48,005 --> 00:36:49,095 How did you sleep? 665 00:36:49,925 --> 00:36:51,215 Good. 666 00:36:52,095 --> 00:36:53,845 I always sleep good in your arms. 667 00:36:56,175 --> 00:36:59,804 Tell me again what you said about Meera. 668 00:36:59,805 --> 00:37:02,504 You mean, like, what kind of terrorist 669 00:37:02,505 --> 00:37:04,924 wants a pie bar instead of a wedding cake? 670 00:37:04,925 --> 00:37:07,214 Seriously. 671 00:37:12,885 --> 00:37:14,135 It's her. 672 00:37:15,215 --> 00:37:16,924 You don't have to answer. 673 00:37:16,925 --> 00:37:18,135 It's okay. 674 00:37:25,465 --> 00:37:26,765 Hello? 675 00:37:29,505 --> 00:37:31,135 Me too. 676 00:37:34,505 --> 00:37:36,265 I'm sorry too. 677 00:37:38,845 --> 00:37:42,175 Of course, I still wanna marry you. 678 00:37:44,265 --> 00:37:45,845 Ooh, I get my cake. 679 00:37:48,215 --> 00:37:51,005 Law school wasn't easy for me. 680 00:37:51,925 --> 00:37:54,265 I had to study a lot. 681 00:37:54,715 --> 00:37:55,965 I think... 682 00:37:57,215 --> 00:37:58,554 the only reason I got through 683 00:37:58,555 --> 00:38:00,965 was 'cause I was so focused 684 00:38:02,505 --> 00:38:04,385 and practically celibate. 685 00:38:05,095 --> 00:38:06,595 I'm just afraid that... 686 00:38:07,425 --> 00:38:10,264 I won't do what I need to do if... 687 00:38:10,265 --> 00:38:11,595 You're seeing me. 688 00:38:16,385 --> 00:38:17,385 Yeah. 689 00:38:22,175 --> 00:38:23,635 You got some work done. 690 00:38:26,465 --> 00:38:27,845 It's beautiful. 691 00:38:30,465 --> 00:38:32,005 Yeah, thanks. 692 00:38:35,385 --> 00:38:37,174 Maybe after I pass the bar 693 00:38:37,175 --> 00:38:39,095 and you get your show up... 694 00:38:48,765 --> 00:38:50,345 Yeah. Maybe. 695 00:39:06,265 --> 00:39:08,264 Three is the devil's number, okay? 696 00:39:08,265 --> 00:39:09,634 Someone always gets left out. 697 00:39:09,635 --> 00:39:11,595 - Trust me. - Okay, no shame. 698 00:39:12,385 --> 00:39:13,385 Did you enjoy the sex? 699 00:39:14,215 --> 00:39:15,215 Yeah. 700 00:39:15,216 --> 00:39:19,005 And do you feel empowered as a woman 701 00:39:19,465 --> 00:39:21,135 in your sexuality? 702 00:39:22,465 --> 00:39:23,504 Yes, I do. 703 00:39:23,505 --> 00:39:25,344 Okay, then you had a successful night. 704 00:39:25,345 --> 00:39:27,964 You think a man feels weird about having a three-way? 705 00:39:27,965 --> 00:39:30,215 - Absolutely not. - True. 706 00:39:30,555 --> 00:39:32,264 Mm-hmm. What'd I miss? 707 00:39:32,265 --> 00:39:34,345 Everyone got laid except for us. 708 00:39:35,265 --> 00:39:37,135 Hmm. Speak for yourself. 709 00:39:37,465 --> 00:39:38,715 Kind of... 710 00:39:39,765 --> 00:39:40,925 Hey. 711 00:39:42,135 --> 00:39:43,135 Hi. 712 00:39:45,095 --> 00:39:46,425 One more time. 713 00:39:47,265 --> 00:39:48,464 I'm gonna call you about that date. 714 00:39:48,465 --> 00:39:49,585 What date? You lost the bet. 715 00:39:50,055 --> 00:39:52,175 That wasn't a bet, it was a gesture. 716 00:39:53,765 --> 00:39:55,095 Gesture? 717 00:39:57,345 --> 00:39:58,345 Ha! 718 00:39:58,965 --> 00:40:00,264 Damn, girl. Nice work. 719 00:40:00,265 --> 00:40:02,055 - Do what I can. - He's good. 720 00:40:02,465 --> 00:40:04,594 Well, I'm very happy for all of you, 721 00:40:04,595 --> 00:40:07,425 but I'm gonna go into my loft and kill myself now. 722 00:40:08,555 --> 00:40:10,054 I... I meant that ironically, 723 00:40:10,055 --> 00:40:12,094 - in case that's a trigger for anyone. - Okay. 724 00:40:12,095 --> 00:40:13,095 Okay. Have fun. 725 00:40:15,925 --> 00:40:17,764 FYI, Paul was not terrible in bed. 726 00:40:17,765 --> 00:40:19,925 - You slept with Paul? - No shame. 727 00:40:20,765 --> 00:40:22,384 We had revenge sex and it was awesome. 728 00:40:22,385 --> 00:40:24,055 And I'm officially done with Jeff. 729 00:40:25,505 --> 00:40:27,424 - Hallelujah. - Mm-hmm. 730 00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:28,465 We nailed them. 731 00:40:30,595 --> 00:40:31,595 What are we listening to? 732 00:40:32,555 --> 00:40:34,884 Oh, um, Alice's date from last night, 733 00:40:34,885 --> 00:40:36,174 she has a radio show 734 00:40:36,175 --> 00:40:38,054 and she's afraid that Joey's gonna talk crap about her. 735 00:40:38,055 --> 00:40:39,424 And now it's time 736 00:40:39,425 --> 00:40:41,214 to open the lines to requests. 737 00:40:41,215 --> 00:40:42,635 We have... 738 00:40:43,265 --> 00:40:45,715 I suck in DTLA. 739 00:40:46,505 --> 00:40:49,005 Uh, uh, hi. Uh, hi. 740 00:40:49,555 --> 00:40:50,635 Sorry. 741 00:40:51,345 --> 00:40:52,634 Crap. 742 00:40:52,635 --> 00:40:55,554 I'm wondering if you have a song for a girl 743 00:40:55,555 --> 00:40:56,964 who really messed up on a first date 744 00:40:56,965 --> 00:40:59,464 and would do anything for a second chance? 745 00:40:59,465 --> 00:41:00,505 Um... 746 00:41:02,215 --> 00:41:03,345 Yeah. 747 00:41:03,845 --> 00:41:05,384 I think I have something for that. 748 00:41:05,385 --> 00:41:08,264 Here's "Knicks" by The Quarterbacks. 749 00:41:08,265 --> 00:41:11,555 And here's hoping you put an end to your drama 750 00:41:12,345 --> 00:41:14,304 and get that second date. 751 00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:16,134 - Yeah! - Yeah! 752 00:41:16,135 --> 00:41:18,304 Go, Alice! 753 00:41:20,465 --> 00:41:22,214 Go, Alice! 754 00:41:22,215 --> 00:41:24,674 ♪ Go, Alice, go, go, go ♪ 755 00:41:24,675 --> 00:41:26,634 ♪ Go, Alice, go, Alice ♪ 756 00:41:26,635 --> 00:41:28,385 ♪ Go, Alice, hey, hey ♪ 757 00:41:29,100 --> 00:41:34,100 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 757 00:41:35,305 --> 00:41:41,942 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 52091

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