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Janice has a question.
Who of the six of you...
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...has slept with
who of the six of you?
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Wow, it's like a dirty math problem.
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I'm sorry, the answer there
would be none of us.
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Over the years, none of you
ever got drunk and stupid?
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Well, that's really
a different question.
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I can't believe a group of people
who spends this much time together...
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...has never bumped uglies.
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There was that one time
Monica and Rachel got together.
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What?
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Excuse me, there was no time.
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Okay, but let's say there was.
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How might that go?
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Okay, okay.
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Well, then answer me this:
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Have any of you ever almost?
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- Anybody need more coffee?
- Hey, there's a dog out there!
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- Ugh. That is so unfortunate.
- What?
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Cute Naked Guy's
starting to put on weight.
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I'll be back in just a minute.
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I'm sorry that I left lipstick marks
on the phone.
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You didn't leave lipstick marks
on the phone.
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Oh! Then it must have been you. Bye.
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Bye-bye.
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- That's why I moved out.
Hey, while we're on that...
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...when are you gonna tell my sister
you don't live here anymore?
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On some level, she already knows.
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She doesn't know you sneak out
every night...
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...and back every morning...
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...and that you've been
at your grandmother's for a week.
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Okay, well, maybe not on those levels.
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- Hey.
Hey.
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I'm never gonna find a roommate.
Ever.
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Nobody good?
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There was the guy with the ferrets.
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That's plural.
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The spitter. Oh! And the guy
who enjoyed my name so much...
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...he made a noise
every time he said it.
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"Nice to meet you, Chandler Bing.
Bing!"
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"Great apartment, Chandler Bing.
Bing!"
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- How many more tomorrow?
- Two.
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This photographer
who seemed really dull...
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...and this actor guy
who I'm not sure about.
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When I answered
the phone, "Chandler Bing"...
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...he said, "Whoa! Short message!"
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Ross...
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Foot on the floor
or come over no more.
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Your dresser is missing,
but this she notices.
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- What?
- I have to go. Heh.
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Carol should be home by now, so...
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- How's it going with you guys?
- Better, actually.
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I finally figured out why we're
having so much trouble.
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah. You know how I have you guys?
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She doesn't have any close
friends that are just hers.
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But last week, she met this woman
at the gym, Susan something.
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And they really hit it off, and
I think it's gonna make a difference.
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So, uh, Eric...
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...what kind of photography do you do?
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Oh, mostly fashion.
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There may be models here sometimes.
I hope that's cool.
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Yes, that is cool.
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Uh, because I have models here,
you know...
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...never.
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Ooh! During the summer, I spend most
weekends at my sister's beach house...
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...which you're welcome to use.
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Although I should tell you,
she's a porn star.
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Well, I still have
one more person to meet.
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But unless it turns out
to be your sister...
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...ahem, I think your chances
are pretty good.
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All right.
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Bedroom, bathroom, living room.
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This here is the kitchen,
and thanks for coming by. Bye-bye.
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Don't you, uh, wanna ask me
any questions?
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Sure. Uh... Hmm...
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What's up?
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Well, I'm an actor.
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I'm fairly neat.
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I got my own TV.
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Oh, and don't worry, I'm totally
okay with the gay thing.
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Ha, ha. What gay thing?
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Uh, just, you know, in general.
The whole people-being-gay thing.
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Totally cool with that.
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Okay, Jerry.
Thanks for stopping by.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Oh, my God!
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Hey, Mon.
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- Wanna hear something that sucks?
- Do I ever!
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- Chris says they're closing the bar.
- No way!
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They're turning it into
a coffee place.
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Just coffee?
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- Where are we gonna hang out?
- You got me.
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- Can I get a beer?
- Did you pick a roommate?
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- You bet.
- Is it the Italian guy?
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Hmm, yeah, right.
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He's so cute.
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That's what I want.
A roommate I can walk around with...
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...and be referred to
as "the funny one. "
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Table's free. Rack them up.
Back in a minute.
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Get ready for me to whip your butt.
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Okay, but after that
we're shooting some pool.
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Oh, ahem, no, no, no.
Excuse me? Hello? Hi.
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My friend ordered an onion...
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...not an olive.
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And I ordered a rum and Diet Coke...
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...which I don't think this is.
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- I am so sorry.
That's all right.
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How hard is it to get a couple
drinks right, huh?
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Well...
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I would like to propose a toast...
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...to the woman who, in one year
from today, will become...
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...Mrs. Dr. Barry Farber, D.D.S.
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I think it's time
to see the ring again.
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Ugh! Isn't it exciting? I mean,
it's like having a boyfriend for life! Heh!
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Ahem. Yeah, I know.
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What?
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Oh, I don't know.
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Well, maybe it's just the idea...
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...of Barry for the rest of my life.
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I don't know, I think I...
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I feel like having
one last fling...
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...just to sort of get it
out of my system.
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- Rachel, stop!
- You're so bad! Ha!
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I'm serious. I really think
I need to just have...
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...some meaningless sex,
you know?
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With the next guy I see.
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Excuse me, I seem to have
dropped my ball.
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Yeah, so?
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And now I've picked it up again.
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My God!
I went to high school with her.
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Rachel!
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Hi.
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Monica!
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Look! Hi! What do you think?
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Oh, my God!
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You can't even see
where the Titanic hit it.
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Yes, his name is Barry.
He's a doctor, thank you very much.
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Aw, just like you always wanted.
Congratulations.
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Thank you. So how about you?
Are you seeing anybody?
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Not right now.
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Oh, well, that's okay.
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I know.
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So I think I'll get back
to my friend.
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Oh, yeah. Sure, sure, sure.
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Can we have lunch
the next time I'm in the city?
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That'd be great.
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- Okay. Bye.
- Thanks. Bye.
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Ten bucks says I never see
that woman again in my life.
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No, honey, really. It's fine.
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Just go with Susan.
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Really, I think...
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I think girls' night out
is a great idea.
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Okay. Okay. Bye.
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- What are they doing?
- I don't know. Something girly.
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Hey, you're early.
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What are you doing with the lamp?
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Just taking it to get rewired.
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Don't take it where you took the
stereo. They've had that over a week.
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No, no. Mr. Heckles, no one is making
any noise up here.
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You're disturbing my oboe practice.
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- You don't play the oboe.
- I could play the oboe.
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Then I'm gonna have to ask you
to keep it down.
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Who are you?
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- I'm Eric, Chandler's new roommate.
- I'm Chandler's new roommate.
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- I don't think so.
- I could be Chandler's new roommate.
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- But he told me over the phone...
- He told me in person.
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That's weird.
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I'm going to, uh, go into
my new apartment now.
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Huh?
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Hi again.
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Hey.
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Thank you so much.
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Don't thank me.
Thank the jerk that never showed up.
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Okay, I gotta get to work.
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- You want some help?
- No, thanks. I got it.
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- No, I don't!
- Whoa! Ha, ha.
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- You okay?
- Yeah. Phew!
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I stood up too fast.
Got a little head rush.
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It's the heat.
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And the humidity.
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That's...
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...a tough combination.
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Do you want to come in
for some lemonade?
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Like you wouldn't believe.
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Wow. This is a great place.
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Thank you.
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Just make yourself comfortable.
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Gotcha.
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So this place is really
my grandmother's.
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I got it when she moved to Florida.
Otherwise I could never afford it.
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So if the landlord ever asks...
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...I'm an 87-year-old woman who's
afraid of her VCR. You thirsty?
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You bet I am!
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Okay...
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...here's your penis!
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Oh, my God!
What the hell are you doing?
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You said, "You wanna come in
for some lemonade?"
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So?
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- Ah! Were you just gonna give me lemonade?
- Yuh-huh!
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Cover yourself up!
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Oh, right. Sorry.
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God, I don't believe this!
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Someone asks you in for lemonade
and that means they want to have sex?
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00:13:00,696 --> 00:13:03,656
Usually, yeah.
Well, not just lemonade...
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...iced tea, sometimes juice.
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Look, sorry. I just...
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I thought you liked me.
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I'm such a jerk.
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It's okay.
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I suppose it could happen to anyone.
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Not anyone I know, but...
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By the way, I can still see it.
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- Pheebs?
- Huh?
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Where's your bed?
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It's not in the apartment?
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Oh, no!
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I can't believe this
is happening again.
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- What?
- Okay, enough with the third degree!
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I don't live here anymore.
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- What are you talking about?
- I'm sorry.
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I don't live here anymore.
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I didn't know how to tell you.
But, you know, everybody else knows.
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Everybody knows?
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That was supposed to be a good thing.
I forget why.
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Monica, do you know I couldn't sleep
for a month...
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...because I got a dot of ink
on one of the sofa cushions?
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You could've just turned
the cushion over.
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I would have, but I had
a spaghetti stain on the other side.
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What?
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This is what I'm talking about.
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I need to live in a land
where people can spill!
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Well, you can spill.
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In the sink.
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Oh, honey. It's not your fault,
you know. This is who you are.
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And I love you.
And I want us to be friends.
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And if I stay here,
I don't see that happening.
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- I love you too.
- Good.
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What?
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What? I'm just sad.
239
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No, you're not.
You're wondering which cushion it is.
240
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So what are you watching?
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Baywatch.
242
00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:34,223
What's it about?
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Lifeguards.
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Well, it sounds kind of stup...
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Who's she?
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Nicole Eggert.
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We like her.
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Wow! Look at them run!
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They do that a lot.
250
00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:03,211
Hey, you want a beer?
251
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:06,422
- I'll get one.
- Don't get up. I got a cooler here.
252
00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:12,637
Hello?
- Hey.
253
00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:15,264
Do you have any beers?
We're out of beers.
254
00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:17,392
Help yourself.
255
00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:19,352
You okay?
256
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:23,398
Phoebe moved out.
257
00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:26,901
Right.
258
00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:29,737
I don't understand.
259
00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:34,450
Am I so hard to live with?
Is this why I don't have a boyfriend?
260
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:35,743
No...
261
00:16:35,911 --> 00:16:38,746
You don't have a boyfriend because...
262
00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:43,668
I don't know why
you don't have a boyfriend.
263
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:46,254
You should have a boyfriend.
264
00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:48,798
I think so.
265
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:53,428
Come here.
266
00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:59,267
Listen, you are one
of my favorite people...
267
00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:03,688
...and the most beautiful woman
I've ever known in real life.
268
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:18,619
Hi.
269
00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:22,790
Where is everybody?
270
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:27,128
Ugh, it's already closed. Chris gave me
the keys to lock up. What is wrong?
271
00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:30,256
I think my marriage...
272
00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:31,799
...is kind of over.
273
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:34,135
Oh, no! Why?
274
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:36,471
Because Carol's a lesbian.
275
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,602
And I'm not one.
276
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:49,484
And apparently it's not
a mix-and-match situation.
277
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:51,778
Oh, my God!
278
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:54,655
I don't believe it!
279
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,658
Oh, you poor bunny.
280
00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:00,661
I'm an idiot.
281
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:03,331
I mean, I should have seen it.
282
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:08,544
I mean, Carol and I would be out,
and she'd see some beautiful woman...
283
00:18:08,837 --> 00:18:12,006
...and she'd be, "Ross! Look at her!"
284
00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:13,674
And I'd think:
285
00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:16,636
"God, my wife is cool. " Heh.
286
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:26,854
Aw. Hey, do you think that Susan person
is her lover?
287
00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:31,651
Well, now I do!
288
00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:34,570
I'm sorry.
289
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:38,866
Seven years!
290
00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:42,703
I mean, we've been together
seven years.
291
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:46,040
She's the only woman
who's ever loved me.
292
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,876
She's the only woman I've ever...
293
00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:52,046
Oh, Ross.
294
00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:57,677
Mm. This is nice.
295
00:18:57,886 --> 00:18:59,554
I know. It is, isn't it?
296
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:04,392
No, I mean it.
This feels really good.
297
00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:09,021
Is it 100 percent cotton?
298
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:13,568
Yeah...
299
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,570
...and I got it on sale too.
300
00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:17,822
I should go.
301
00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:22,243
One of the lifeguards was just about
to dismantle a nuclear device.
302
00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:25,454
If you want to get
a drink later, we can.
303
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:27,123
That sounds great.
304
00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:29,834
Oh, and listen, it's gonna be...
305
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:31,252
I know.
306
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:33,254
Thanks.
307
00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:41,721
Maybe this wouldn't have happened
if I'd been more nurturing...
308
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:45,641
...or I'd paid more attention...
309
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:47,852
...or I had a uterus.
310
00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:51,564
- I can't believe it.
- I know.
311
00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:55,109
You know, you don't deserve this.
You don't, Ross.
312
00:19:55,402 --> 00:19:57,111
- You're so good.
- Thanks.
313
00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:59,071
And you're so sweet.
314
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:01,782
- Thanks.
- And you're kind.
315
00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:03,242
Thanks.
316
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:15,588
Come here.
317
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:18,966
Wait, wait, wait.
318
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,139
It's okay.
319
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:34,815
Wait, wait, wait!
My foot is stuck in the pocket.
320
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:38,152
- What?
- I can't get it out.
321
00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:41,155
That's not something
a girl wants to hear.
322
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:43,157
Come on, don't start.
323
00:20:44,534 --> 00:20:45,785
- Ow!
- What?
324
00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:48,496
Stupid balls are in the way.
325
00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:08,182
Oh, well.
326
00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:13,646
That probably wouldn't have been
the most constructive solution.
327
00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:16,440
You have chalk on your face.
328
00:21:17,859 --> 00:21:21,988
Ugh. You're right. I don't know why
I always thought this was real grass.
329
00:21:29,162 --> 00:21:30,579
Honey, you okay?
330
00:21:31,873 --> 00:21:33,958
My wife's a lesbian.
331
00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:36,210
Cool!
332
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:42,008
Ross, Joey. Joey, Ross.
333
00:21:51,184 --> 00:21:53,311
I can't believe you came back.
334
00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:56,188
Don't say anything.
335
00:21:56,773 --> 00:21:59,900
I don't wanna speak.
I don't wanna think.
336
00:22:00,068 --> 00:22:04,905
I just want you to take me and kiss me
and make love to me right here...
337
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:06,407
...right now.
338
00:22:08,243 --> 00:22:12,621
It's the time of the season
339
00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:14,749
When love runs high
340
00:22:14,916 --> 00:22:16,000
KIKl:
Rachel!
341
00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:17,752
Rachel!
342
00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:20,880
- What?
- You missed the exit.
343
00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:23,591
Oh! Sorry.
344
00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:26,761
My God, what were you thinking about?
345
00:22:26,928 --> 00:22:28,929
Ahem, um...
346
00:22:29,097 --> 00:22:30,431
Barry.
347
00:22:31,224 --> 00:22:32,725
Aw.
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