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Previously on "The Magicians."
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Alice is fine. Depressed.
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Surly.
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Still asking to see you again.
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She's fixated on the thing
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she says she saw in the Castle.
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She's worried about her friends.
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I can't think of anyone
better protected than they.
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They must stay where they are
as they are.
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They'll be fine.
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Your spellwork was was masterful.
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[HIGH-PITCHED WHINE]
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There's something you need to know
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and as soon as I start
telling you about this,
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bad shit is gonna start
flying at our heads.
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[GLASS SHATTERING, ELECTRICITY SPARKING]
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So how do we figure out
who we really are?
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Hi. I'm Marina.
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I'm here to help.
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So you're like some powerful, benevolent
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- White Witch?
- Uh-huh.
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Let's take a peek underneath
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and see what you really look like.
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[ALL COUGHING, GAGGING]
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[GAGGING]
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Fix it.
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I don't know what you want me to fix!
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Whatever the matter is in Fillory!
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[SCREAMING] Hello?
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Hello?!
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[DRAMATIC MUSICAL STING]
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[TENSE PERCUSSIVE MUSIC]
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♪
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Old.
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Things get old so fast, don't they?
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Sorry, but where are we?
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I told you, Greece.
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Right, right.
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This is the temple of the god
we are summoning.
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Enyalius.
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God of war.
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Thought that was Ares.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Say that when you see him.
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It makes him so mad.
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So okay. Go in the woods.
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Get a pig.
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Excuse me?
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A wild pig.
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The younger the better.
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Sorry, I don't mean to be difficult,
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but couldn't you just conjure one?
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Hmm, no.
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It has to be caught with human hands
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and stained with human effort.
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You know, that, that stuff
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that comes out of your skin.
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Sweat?
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Hurry.
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[COUGHING]
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What the fuck did you do?
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I didn't do anything.
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That spell's a cunt with fangs.
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I thought your amulet
was supposed to protect us.
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It did. You're alive
and welcome, asshole.
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Well, great, that didn't work
and we're back to square one.
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[PHONE BUZZING]
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- Yeah?
- Hello,
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whoever you are.
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Do not tamper with my enchantment.
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Holy shit, it's James Earl Jones!
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Shut. Up.
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Yes, you've triggered
a read-me file voicemail.
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And no, you may not take me
off speaker phone.
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You will not circumvent
or defeat this spell.
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Whoever you are, walk away. Now.
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Or your death is as certain
as those I've enchanted.
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So spells are basically credit cards
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with automated fraud warning calls?
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[LAUGHING] That's not super inspired.
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Well, neither is Henry Fogg.
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You are his favorite students, right?
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[CHUCKLING] Sit in the kitchen
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until I tell you it's safe.
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You stay.
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[CHUCKLING]
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She scares me.
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Yeah, well, she's not
the one with the Glock.
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I've got a theory about you, stud.
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- [GRUNTS]
- Stand close.
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Ooh.
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Oh, Henry. Such a good try.
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[LAUGHING NERVOUSLY] What are you doing?
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- Ow.
- [CHUCKLING]
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I'm making you useful.
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Wait.
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Where's Janet?
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Hello?
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Anyone?
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Mother Nature, can you hear me?
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Wow, forests don't even talk.
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Whole psychotic break
just lacks imagination.
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Again.
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- Jesus.
- Dude.
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The chips.
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How am I doing this?
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[CACKLING]
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Yes.
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This pond better be vodka.
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[SCREAMS]
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[EERIE MUSIC]
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♪
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- Synced and corrected by Shazi89 -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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[GASPING]
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Your Majesty?
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Jesus fuck.
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[PANTING]
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Forgive the suddenness
of my introduction.
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I know you're not
quite yourself, King Margo.
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What are you?
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Where am I?
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And why does everybody in this nightmare
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keep calling me king?
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Is that even a thing?
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I'll endeavor to explain.
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[BUG BUZZING]
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[BUZZING STOPS]
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Hello.
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You're being kind of quiet.
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[SIGHS]
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Look, you're nice and all.
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Sort of. But I could use
some Intel on this place
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but how do I know you're not a snitch?
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Well, because
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like it or not, I'm Santa.
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Which used to mean I was once
considered fairly honest.
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Reasonably reliable,
but I, I don't know.
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Maybe, uh...
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slightly admired.
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Then all of the sudden
everyone's like, "Hey."
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You break into houses once
a year. What's up with that?"
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And, uh, "Kids sit on your lap.
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How is that not creepy?"
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Congratulations, Earth.
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You ruined the name of Santa.
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So you don't want to hear from me?
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Good.
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'Cause I'm sure you don't need
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this thing I could get you.
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Called magic.
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How?
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[WATER SQUELCHES]
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I am the Lord of All
Fillorian Fresh Water.
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Which is a bit pretentious,
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so, please, call me Lord Fresh.
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Assuming this is actually happening,
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you pulled me down here.
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Why?
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Your birthright box.
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You and my birth box
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ain't happening
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so back up, "Shape of Water."
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No, no. Your birthright box.
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There.
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Oh.
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Right.
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No, Majesty!
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If you touch it, it will harm you.
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Even my protective wards
couldn't save you.
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You know about that spell shit?
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I'm really somebody else,
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and if I try to figure out who
shit clobbers me, burns me?
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Correct.
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Though, as I said,
you're safe down here.
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Your birthright box,
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which it has been my honor to guard,
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dictated your absence from the kingdom,
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your loss of self, and your return
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this day and hour.
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But I must caution.
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It also predicted
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that you would learn what it is
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to live and rule alone.
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Yeah? Well, alone's my jam, grenouille.
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And no matter what, I rule.
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[CAVE RUMBLING]
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Your enchantment is most powerful.
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I'm not sure that my wards will hold.
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To come back and claim your destiny,
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you must find the god
who summoned you in the dream.
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[CAVE RUMBLING]
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Please accept my apologies.
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I'm afraid I can't keep you
as safe as I had hoped.
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[CAVE RUMBLING]
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Walk toward the mountains.
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My destiny is to die
of pneumonia, isn't it?
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You can tell me.
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Hardly, Majesty.
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Please return when the spell is lifted.
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Here's your lunch.
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Ugh!
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[SCREAMING]
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[TYPEWRITER CLACKING]
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[SPACE WARPING]
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Well, if he did anything like my Henry,
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he keeps most of his secrets...
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in here.
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[TYPEWRITER CLACKING]
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Todd.
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Oh, my God.
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Hansel?
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- Hey.
- We gotta hustle.
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Yeah, uh...
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anything I can do?
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Yeah. Take your shirt off
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and make me a sandwich.
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Sorry, but I'm starved.
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If it helps, I'm vegan,
so this sucks for me too.
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[SWORD CLANKS]
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Todd? Jesus, are you drunk?
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[GROANING]
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[LABORED BREATHING]
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[GROANS] Marina.
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Hello, Henry.
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What is this? What did you do?
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It's the same blue shit you gave Hansel.
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Only I knew you wouldn't
drink it at my request.
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So here's the deal.
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- Give yourself the antidote.
- There is no antidote.
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Bullshit.
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Whoa, hoo, hoo, hoo!
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So it's true!
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Everything she's been
telling us is true!
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Us?
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Who else is involved in this?
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Pretty much all of your apple-shining,
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ass-kissing teacher's pets.
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Christ.
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Whatever she's saying she's
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going to do to help you, she isn't.
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And how are you talking
about this without...
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Being attacked by the world?
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It's magic, remember?
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What timeline are you from?
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The one where you owe me child support.
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I'm kidding. So the spell takes what,
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a day to kick in?
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It's almost dawn.
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You say there's no antidote.
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You better get to a lab and get to it.
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Because I'm not turning you into a DJ.
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No.
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You won't like the new you.
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Unless you have a secret dream
to live in a moving box.
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[EXHALES DEEPLY]
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You just hit the rethink button, okay?
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Let's go.
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Bye.
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[SPACE WARPS]
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Jesus.
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Todd.
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How long have you been awake?
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We need to get you some help.
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No. And what you just saw dies with you.
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Do you understand?
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[ALL YAWNING, SNORING]
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This cannot continue.
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An infinity of pardons,
Acting High King Fen.
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There is an urgent matter.
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An urgent poacher?
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Who claims to be the High King.
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So an urgent, insane poacher.
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- Was my first thought.
- Until?
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The name... was uttered.
275
00:12:36,244 --> 00:12:38,236
So.
276
00:12:38,246 --> 00:12:41,239
You claim to be High King...
277
00:12:41,249 --> 00:12:43,295
- Margo?
- No!
278
00:12:46,298 --> 00:12:48,856
- [METALLIC THUD]
- Ow!
279
00:12:48,866 --> 00:12:50,901
- There you have it.
- So every time you say...
280
00:12:50,911 --> 00:12:52,381
[SQUEAKS]
281
00:12:52,391 --> 00:12:54,165
Weird, huh?
282
00:12:54,175 --> 00:12:56,559
You look nothing like... her.
283
00:12:56,569 --> 00:12:58,143
Look.
284
00:12:58,154 --> 00:13:01,912
I'm not saying I'm
who we are not talking about.
285
00:13:01,922 --> 00:13:04,872
But I had this dream where
this goat god, Amber?
286
00:13:04,882 --> 00:13:06,264
BOTH: Ember.
287
00:13:06,274 --> 00:13:07,875
Whatevs.
288
00:13:07,885 --> 00:13:09,615
Said I had to get here quick and dirty.
289
00:13:09,625 --> 00:13:11,443
The reports are true.
290
00:13:11,453 --> 00:13:13,228
Ember has indeed returned to Fillory.
291
00:13:13,238 --> 00:13:14,795
Miraculously risen from the dead.
292
00:13:14,805 --> 00:13:17,188
Look. If you know where this Ember is...
293
00:13:17,198 --> 00:13:18,799
We don't, is the problem.
294
00:13:18,809 --> 00:13:22,715
We don't want to find him. We have to.
295
00:13:22,725 --> 00:13:24,858
Something's happened since his return.
296
00:13:26,729 --> 00:13:29,461
Oh, I'm nodding so you hurry
297
00:13:29,471 --> 00:13:32,900
and you get to something
I actually understand.
298
00:13:32,910 --> 00:13:34,684
Oh.
299
00:13:34,694 --> 00:13:36,468
Our air
300
00:13:36,478 --> 00:13:40,168
has always been graced
with what you on Earth call
301
00:13:40,178 --> 00:13:41,647
opium.
302
00:13:41,657 --> 00:13:43,201
But now it's saturated.
303
00:13:43,212 --> 00:13:45,608
For some it's tolerable.
304
00:13:45,618 --> 00:13:47,436
Some get quite giddy,
305
00:13:47,446 --> 00:13:50,265
a few succumb to sleep
at the most inconvenient times,
306
00:13:50,275 --> 00:13:52,441
and then there are those who...
307
00:13:52,451 --> 00:13:53,572
Dance.
308
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:54,596
In the nude.
309
00:13:54,607 --> 00:13:56,619
It sounds lighthearted,
310
00:13:56,629 --> 00:13:59,317
but it's actually resulted
in a number of deaths,
311
00:13:59,327 --> 00:14:01,711
mainly in falling asleep
in the wrong place
312
00:14:01,721 --> 00:14:02,973
at the wrong time.
313
00:14:02,983 --> 00:14:05,621
Trampled in the middle of the
road being the most common.
314
00:14:05,632 --> 00:14:08,805
Uh, however, a dancer
did die of exposure
315
00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:10,633
on a glacier, though, uh,
316
00:14:10,643 --> 00:14:13,201
by all accounts, quite gracefully.
317
00:14:13,211 --> 00:14:14,802
Magic is now rationed.
318
00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:16,944
And none of it is powerful
enough to reverse this.
319
00:14:16,954 --> 00:14:19,511
And since it coincides
with Ember's return...
320
00:14:19,521 --> 00:14:21,992
His glorious resurrection
and divine rule!
321
00:14:22,002 --> 00:14:24,560
We hope.
322
00:14:24,570 --> 00:14:26,954
We've come to believe
that this is his doing.
323
00:14:26,964 --> 00:14:29,478
And perhaps if he could be told
324
00:14:29,488 --> 00:14:30,783
of the damage it's causing,
325
00:14:30,793 --> 00:14:33,264
he could be convinced to reverse this.
326
00:14:33,274 --> 00:14:34,526
Guys.
327
00:14:34,536 --> 00:14:36,267
I need to stress
328
00:14:36,277 --> 00:14:38,487
how much I don't give a shit.
329
00:14:38,497 --> 00:14:39,880
Oh.
330
00:14:39,890 --> 00:14:41,446
But he's dodging you
331
00:14:41,456 --> 00:14:43,535
and he wants me.
332
00:14:43,545 --> 00:14:45,504
So let's find the fucker.
333
00:14:48,811 --> 00:14:50,248
Sassy.
334
00:14:52,293 --> 00:14:53,328
- Hi.
- Hi!
335
00:14:53,338 --> 00:14:54,372
Kim, sorry, I'm late.
336
00:14:54,382 --> 00:14:55,460
No, this won't take long.
337
00:14:55,470 --> 00:14:56,897
I think I'm flunking out.
338
00:14:56,907 --> 00:14:58,681
Oh, first year nerves, totally normal.
339
00:14:58,691 --> 00:14:59,987
No, no, no, I am literally
failing everything.
340
00:14:59,997 --> 00:15:01,684
I mean, if I could just pass one...
341
00:15:01,694 --> 00:15:02,728
And somebody told you
I have a cheating spell.
342
00:15:02,738 --> 00:15:04,252
Yes.
343
00:15:04,262 --> 00:15:05,253
Okay, I will hook you up right now.
344
00:15:05,263 --> 00:15:06,602
I'm trying not to freak.
345
00:15:06,612 --> 00:15:07,733
- What's wrong?
- I can't tell you.
346
00:15:07,743 --> 00:15:08,996
- Okay.
- I promised.
347
00:15:09,006 --> 00:15:10,736
- Right.
- Dean Fogg is leaving. Shit!
348
00:15:10,746 --> 00:15:11,737
Why did I just say that?
349
00:15:11,747 --> 00:15:13,391
Because it's too much.
350
00:15:13,401 --> 00:15:14,740
Why do I have to be
the only one who knows?
351
00:15:14,750 --> 00:15:16,873
Wait, he's leaving? Why?
352
00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:18,701
Oh, believe me, it is not his choice.
353
00:15:18,711 --> 00:15:20,572
See, there's this
Hedge Witch, and she...
354
00:15:20,582 --> 00:15:23,271
Dean Fogg, hi! Sorry I'm late.
355
00:15:23,281 --> 00:15:25,012
I will give you every
cheating spell I have
356
00:15:25,022 --> 00:15:26,448
if you please don't repeat this, okay?
357
00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:28,015
Great. Thanks. It's gonna be fine.
358
00:15:28,025 --> 00:15:29,842
Oh, my God, this is horrible.
359
00:15:29,852 --> 00:15:31,540
So even after you're gone,
360
00:15:31,550 --> 00:15:33,411
nothing about Marina
can go in the memoir?
361
00:15:33,421 --> 00:15:34,760
Write or breathe a single word
362
00:15:34,770 --> 00:15:36,545
and there will be blood on your hands.
363
00:15:36,555 --> 00:15:39,026
But the outstanding business
I'm attending to today
364
00:15:39,036 --> 00:15:41,637
should be recorded in minute detail.
365
00:15:41,647 --> 00:15:42,768
Walter.
366
00:15:42,778 --> 00:15:44,422
[CHUCKLING] Walter.
367
00:15:44,432 --> 00:15:47,295
You're the best drinking
companion I've ever had.
368
00:15:47,305 --> 00:15:48,687
Thanks.
369
00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:50,428
I mean, we only drank together twice.
370
00:15:50,438 --> 00:15:52,561
I'm a high-functioning
alcoholic, Walter.
371
00:15:52,571 --> 00:15:54,911
We prefer to do
our serious drinking alone.
372
00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:56,105
So that when we weep,
373
00:15:56,116 --> 00:15:58,351
we can wallow in
self-loathing without embarrassment.
374
00:15:58,362 --> 00:15:59,527
Did you get that, Todd?
375
00:15:59,538 --> 00:16:01,352
- Fantastic.
- Excellent.
376
00:16:01,362 --> 00:16:03,572
Walter, in my office bar
377
00:16:03,582 --> 00:16:07,619
is an unopened bottle
of 1977 Hollcroft single malt
378
00:16:07,629 --> 00:16:10,927
that I was going to drink
if I ever committed suicide.
379
00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:13,582
Enjoy, my dear friend.
380
00:16:13,592 --> 00:16:15,497
It's not your fault
I'm always broke, Ashley.
381
00:16:15,507 --> 00:16:17,412
I'm a degenerate gambler
who can use magic
382
00:16:17,422 --> 00:16:18,804
to alter the outcome of any game.
383
00:16:18,814 --> 00:16:20,589
But then I couldn't relive
the secret shame
384
00:16:20,599 --> 00:16:22,112
I've held since I was two years old.
385
00:16:22,122 --> 00:16:23,679
What I crave most in the world
386
00:16:23,689 --> 00:16:25,986
is the degradation of losing.
387
00:16:25,996 --> 00:16:27,988
Thank you for every single
moment of that.
388
00:16:27,998 --> 00:16:29,424
You're $56 short.
389
00:16:29,434 --> 00:16:31,992
You're a cutthroat bookie.
390
00:16:32,002 --> 00:16:33,645
Gold.
391
00:16:33,655 --> 00:16:35,865
Magic has been a brutal
series of disappointments.
392
00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:37,736
And after having lived 40 timelines,
393
00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:40,478
39 of which range
from the comically horrendous
394
00:16:40,488 --> 00:16:41,914
to the apocalyptically absurd,
395
00:16:41,924 --> 00:16:45,527
to find it was all for nothing, well...
396
00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:49,748
leaving this life
actually feels liberating.
397
00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:52,403
- Hold this, Todd. Thank you.
- Okay.
398
00:16:52,413 --> 00:16:53,458
[BLOW LANDS]
399
00:16:55,025 --> 00:16:58,028
Tell Jennifer thank you and goodbye.
400
00:16:59,812 --> 00:17:01,499
I had an affair with his wife.
401
00:17:01,509 --> 00:17:03,545
He behaved abominably.
402
00:17:03,555 --> 00:17:05,895
Do you find all this
as cathartic as I do, Todd?
403
00:17:05,905 --> 00:17:07,636
I think you really hurt him.
404
00:17:07,646 --> 00:17:09,029
Well, back to my childhood.
405
00:17:09,039 --> 00:17:10,769
I was raised by my grandmother,
406
00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:12,641
the kindest, wisest person
I've ever known.
407
00:17:12,651 --> 00:17:14,274
Of course I could never tell her that
408
00:17:14,285 --> 00:17:16,809
because all forms
of intimacy horrify me.
409
00:17:17,569 --> 00:17:21,693
"All forms of intimacy
terrify the hell out of me."
410
00:17:21,703 --> 00:17:22,868
[CHUCKLING]
411
00:17:22,878 --> 00:17:24,793
- [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- Yes?
412
00:17:28,971 --> 00:17:31,921
Kim. What can I do for you?
413
00:17:31,931 --> 00:17:34,576
Look, I'm pretty sure
I shouldn't tell you this.
414
00:17:34,586 --> 00:17:37,535
Well, you probably shouldn't
have walked in and said that.
415
00:17:37,545 --> 00:17:40,147
[SIGHS] I don't think
that I belong here.
416
00:17:40,157 --> 00:17:42,888
As I said, it would take some time.
417
00:17:42,898 --> 00:17:46,109
And, I promise, you do.
418
00:17:46,119 --> 00:17:48,198
Right, and you're literally the only one
419
00:17:48,208 --> 00:17:50,384
that thinks that, and you're leaving.
420
00:17:51,646 --> 00:17:52,734
Todd.
421
00:17:55,988 --> 00:17:57,424
Look, it's not his fault.
422
00:17:57,435 --> 00:18:00,543
He's just upset. I am too.
Anybody that knew would be.
423
00:18:01,221 --> 00:18:02,570
Please.
424
00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:12,094
[SIGHS] I probably owe you
an explanation.
425
00:18:12,105 --> 00:18:14,445
My life is mostly made up of regrets.
426
00:18:14,455 --> 00:18:16,883
I'm not looking
for contradiction or pity.
427
00:18:16,893 --> 00:18:19,929
It's just a fact
I'm suddenly forced to face.
428
00:18:19,939 --> 00:18:21,931
But of all my many regrets
429
00:18:21,941 --> 00:18:24,151
the greatest is something
I did very recently
430
00:18:24,161 --> 00:18:26,327
to some of the most maddeningly
millennial students
431
00:18:26,337 --> 00:18:27,686
I ever had.
432
00:18:34,345 --> 00:18:35,858
What...
433
00:18:35,868 --> 00:18:37,294
Were they gonna hit us?
434
00:18:37,304 --> 00:18:40,820
Advantage of being the spell caster.
435
00:18:40,830 --> 00:18:43,866
I'll never be able to correct
what I did to them.
436
00:18:43,876 --> 00:18:45,215
But Kim,
437
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:46,260
one day you might.
438
00:18:46,270 --> 00:18:47,321
Me?
439
00:18:47,332 --> 00:18:49,219
You have no idea
440
00:18:49,230 --> 00:18:51,028
what you're capable of.
441
00:18:51,039 --> 00:18:52,345
I do.
442
00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:55,307
Okay, then if you want me
to help these students
443
00:18:55,318 --> 00:18:57,102
can you tell me who they are?
444
00:18:58,594 --> 00:19:01,536
Their lives were in grave danger.
445
00:19:01,546 --> 00:19:04,017
I cast a spell that erased
their identities
446
00:19:04,027 --> 00:19:05,453
and gave them new ones,
447
00:19:05,463 --> 00:19:08,935
and now that same spell
has been cast on me.
448
00:19:08,945 --> 00:19:10,947
[EXHALES] Jesus.
449
00:19:11,991 --> 00:19:13,765
I mean, isn't there anything you can do?
450
00:19:13,775 --> 00:19:16,333
Well, if I reveal that
the spell can be reversed,
451
00:19:16,343 --> 00:19:19,336
then someone would reverse
the spell on my students,
452
00:19:19,346 --> 00:19:21,305
ensuring their deaths.
453
00:19:22,045 --> 00:19:24,167
I will not allow that to happen.
454
00:19:24,177 --> 00:19:25,952
I have to do this.
455
00:19:25,962 --> 00:19:28,094
I must accept this.
456
00:19:36,973 --> 00:19:38,486
[DOOR CLOSES]
457
00:19:38,496 --> 00:19:41,576
[MELANCHOLY MUSIC]
458
00:19:41,586 --> 00:19:48,810
♪
459
00:19:50,987 --> 00:19:52,075
[FABRIC TEARS]
460
00:19:54,251 --> 00:19:56,427
Ah, stubborn dude.
461
00:19:57,741 --> 00:19:59,513
You got Plan B?
462
00:19:59,524 --> 00:20:01,335
B plans are for losers.
463
00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:04,952
Okay. Uh, well, whatever
happens, thank you for trying.
464
00:20:06,738 --> 00:20:08,995
I don't really know why
465
00:20:09,005 --> 00:20:12,645
you're putting yourself out
so much for us, but...
466
00:20:12,656 --> 00:20:14,387
it's pretty cool.
467
00:20:14,397 --> 00:20:16,302
Well, it's pretty common knowledge
468
00:20:16,312 --> 00:20:20,089
that I'm a very, very good
person who lives to help others.
469
00:20:20,099 --> 00:20:22,744
[CHUCKLES]
470
00:20:22,754 --> 00:20:24,180
Mm.
471
00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:26,845
[COUGHING] Oh.
472
00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:30,708
It's such a piece of shit.
473
00:20:30,718 --> 00:20:33,102
Hey. I like the artwork.
474
00:20:33,112 --> 00:20:34,930
Yep. Sure.
475
00:20:34,940 --> 00:20:37,976
You have to admit, the characters? Us?
476
00:20:37,986 --> 00:20:39,325
We're pretty complex.
477
00:20:39,335 --> 00:20:41,806
Oh, yeah, real complex.
478
00:20:41,816 --> 00:20:45,027
Yeah, Isaac's big problem
is his dick is too big.
479
00:20:45,037 --> 00:20:47,377
Hey. It can be a problem.
480
00:20:47,387 --> 00:20:48,682
Seriously.
481
00:20:48,692 --> 00:20:51,681
It narrows the field
by a lot more than you think.
482
00:20:51,692 --> 00:20:53,296
I've been on way too many first dates
483
00:20:53,306 --> 00:20:55,124
that end in urgent care, so...
484
00:20:55,134 --> 00:20:56,429
- Gross.
- Look.
485
00:20:56,439 --> 00:21:00,956
My life is pretty cool, so...
486
00:21:00,966 --> 00:21:04,002
how do I know this other me is gonna...
487
00:21:04,012 --> 00:21:05,351
Nail as many groupies?
488
00:21:05,361 --> 00:21:07,638
Whoa, hey, whoa, no.
489
00:21:07,649 --> 00:21:11,923
That is not what Hansel is about, okay?
490
00:21:11,933 --> 00:21:14,099
You know there's a chance the real you
491
00:21:14,109 --> 00:21:15,927
didn't bang your sister?
492
00:21:15,937 --> 00:21:17,320
Hey, no, that's...
493
00:21:17,330 --> 00:21:19,697
she was my step sister, okay?
494
00:21:19,708 --> 00:21:21,065
Step sister.
495
00:21:21,076 --> 00:21:23,021
And we didn't know till, till later.
496
00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:24,327
Mm.
497
00:21:24,337 --> 00:21:25,692
Too many stepdads.
498
00:21:25,703 --> 00:21:27,373
All right, well, what about you?
499
00:21:27,383 --> 00:21:28,745
What's your kink?
500
00:21:28,756 --> 00:21:30,420
Me? [SCOFFS]
501
00:21:30,430 --> 00:21:32,069
No, see, I'm perfect.
502
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:34,380
Yeah, I catch drug dealers, murderers,
503
00:21:34,390 --> 00:21:36,295
arsonists, blackmailers, pimps.
504
00:21:36,305 --> 00:21:38,167
I even stopped a girl
from giving herself
505
00:21:38,177 --> 00:21:41,649
a coat-hanger abortion and got her
to Planned Parenthood. You see, I...
506
00:21:41,660 --> 00:21:42,998
I'm a hero.
507
00:21:43,008 --> 00:21:44,260
So why would you give that up?
508
00:21:44,270 --> 00:21:45,783
You sound awesome.
509
00:21:45,793 --> 00:21:48,786
I sound fake.
510
00:21:48,796 --> 00:21:51,223
Which I am.
511
00:21:51,233 --> 00:21:54,139
- Oh, like your thunder meat.
- All right, easy.
512
00:21:54,149 --> 00:21:56,794
It's... it's a meat.
513
00:21:56,804 --> 00:21:59,328
I don't know if it's thunder.
514
00:22:00,852 --> 00:22:02,844
We just never know where his celestial,
515
00:22:02,854 --> 00:22:05,368
newly-risen godliness
is going to pop up next.
516
00:22:05,378 --> 00:22:07,413
From the brothel in the Lower Meerskin,
517
00:22:07,423 --> 00:22:09,111
Ember was then sighted on the schooner
518
00:22:09,121 --> 00:22:11,548
of the thin white duke
off Basher Island,
519
00:22:11,558 --> 00:22:13,985
where there was a celebration
for three days and nights.
520
00:22:13,995 --> 00:22:15,024
Okay.
521
00:22:15,035 --> 00:22:17,859
Well, so far, every sighting he
either gets the party started
522
00:22:17,869 --> 00:22:20,617
or he dives right into one
that's already jumping off.
523
00:22:20,628 --> 00:22:22,298
Ember has always enjoyed his pleasures,
524
00:22:22,308 --> 00:22:25,257
but this pace reeks of self-destruction.
525
00:22:25,267 --> 00:22:26,345
Please.
526
00:22:26,355 --> 00:22:27,912
One July 4th,
527
00:22:27,922 --> 00:22:30,393
I bet I could snort
my bodyweight in coke.
528
00:22:30,403 --> 00:22:31,960
This dude's an amateur.
529
00:22:31,970 --> 00:22:33,232
Next.
530
00:22:34,276 --> 00:22:36,529
Landfall at Shimmering Cliff Palace,
531
00:22:36,539 --> 00:22:39,445
then an... orgy
532
00:22:39,455 --> 00:22:41,491
at Sacred Sky Nunnery.
533
00:22:41,501 --> 00:22:44,199
Okay. That's almost impressive.
534
00:22:45,244 --> 00:22:47,801
So look, he's headed east.
535
00:22:47,811 --> 00:22:51,022
If he keeps going,
what's the next hotspot?
536
00:22:51,032 --> 00:22:52,241
The Hare on the Ass.
537
00:22:52,251 --> 00:22:53,905
Seriously?
538
00:22:57,996 --> 00:22:59,161
Whimsy.
539
00:22:59,171 --> 00:23:01,260
I fucking hate it.
540
00:23:02,217 --> 00:23:04,906
So you found a whole
family of them, huh?
541
00:23:04,916 --> 00:23:06,429
Mm.
542
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:08,921
What happened to the mother pig?
543
00:23:10,965 --> 00:23:13,523
[PIG SNORTING]
544
00:23:13,533 --> 00:23:15,211
- Kill it.
- [PIG SQUEALS]
545
00:23:15,222 --> 00:23:16,265
What?
546
00:23:16,275 --> 00:23:19,964
Enyalius won't come without
a sacrifice, silly.
547
00:23:19,974 --> 00:23:21,183
Here.
548
00:23:21,193 --> 00:23:23,272
Slit its belly open, please.
549
00:23:23,282 --> 00:23:25,100
Entrails on the altar.
550
00:23:25,110 --> 00:23:26,449
[PIG SNORTING]
551
00:23:26,459 --> 00:23:29,365
No, I'm not, I'm not...
552
00:23:29,375 --> 00:23:31,410
Look, I'm a person with a job
553
00:23:31,420 --> 00:23:33,108
and a girlfriend and a life,
554
00:23:33,118 --> 00:23:36,850
and I'm not your, your pal.
Or your playmate.
555
00:23:36,860 --> 00:23:38,773
And I'm not scared of you anymore.
556
00:23:38,784 --> 00:23:42,465
So why don't you just fucking kill me?
557
00:23:42,475 --> 00:23:44,303
I would never do that.
558
00:23:45,565 --> 00:23:46,599
[BONE SNAPS]
559
00:23:46,609 --> 00:23:48,514
Ah!
560
00:23:48,524 --> 00:23:50,483
[SCREAMING]
561
00:23:56,054 --> 00:23:57,915
[CHUCKLING]
562
00:23:57,925 --> 00:23:59,961
Hello, Etta.
563
00:23:59,971 --> 00:24:03,051
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
564
00:24:03,061 --> 00:24:05,367
Oh, I suppose this is why
you summoned me.
565
00:24:08,544 --> 00:24:10,145
Thank you.
566
00:24:10,155 --> 00:24:12,016
Oh, and the answer is no.
567
00:24:12,026 --> 00:24:13,887
Your new suit is not finished yet.
568
00:24:13,897 --> 00:24:15,672
Oh, pity.
569
00:24:15,682 --> 00:24:18,240
You are usually not this impatient.
570
00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:21,504
Henry, would you like to see
the work in progress?
571
00:24:21,514 --> 00:24:22,560
Oh, yes.
572
00:24:22,571 --> 00:24:24,181
[CHUCKLES] Okay.
573
00:24:28,347 --> 00:24:30,034
Ah.
574
00:24:30,044 --> 00:24:31,296
Beautiful.
575
00:24:31,306 --> 00:24:33,395
Of course. [CHUCKLES]
576
00:24:35,528 --> 00:24:37,607
- Damn it.
- What in the world?
577
00:24:37,617 --> 00:24:39,261
Magic ration.
578
00:24:39,271 --> 00:24:42,090
My office had some
unexpected visitors today
579
00:24:42,100 --> 00:24:44,179
who took a huge portion
of today's magic.
580
00:24:44,189 --> 00:24:46,887
Ah. No worries.
581
00:24:48,889 --> 00:24:50,325
Smell.
582
00:24:52,197 --> 00:24:54,015
[SNIFFS]
583
00:24:54,025 --> 00:24:58,149
[CRYING]
584
00:24:58,159 --> 00:24:59,977
I'm sorry.
585
00:24:59,987 --> 00:25:03,024
That's my grandmother's huckleberry pie.
586
00:25:03,034 --> 00:25:04,677
Wait, what?
587
00:25:04,687 --> 00:25:06,385
What is it, Henry?
588
00:25:10,432 --> 00:25:12,598
So why a comic book?
589
00:25:12,608 --> 00:25:15,079
Graphic novel, Etta.
590
00:25:15,089 --> 00:25:19,083
Had a lot of characters
with detailed backstories.
591
00:25:19,093 --> 00:25:20,345
And I could look at them.
592
00:25:20,355 --> 00:25:23,566
So the glamour was much easier to cast.
593
00:25:23,576 --> 00:25:25,698
Doesn't matter now.
594
00:25:25,708 --> 00:25:28,092
I'm about to live a version of it.
595
00:25:28,102 --> 00:25:31,008
Though, I'm assured,
one not quite as nice.
596
00:25:31,018 --> 00:25:34,229
Well, you seem awfully sanguine.
597
00:25:34,239 --> 00:25:37,101
Fate's a fucker that always wins.
598
00:25:37,111 --> 00:25:39,408
Okay, I've known you for 22...
599
00:25:39,418 --> 00:25:43,151
well... 23 years now.
600
00:25:43,161 --> 00:25:46,328
And I've loved you dearly every moment.
601
00:25:46,338 --> 00:25:49,766
Fully aware that you can barely
stand yourself.
602
00:25:49,776 --> 00:25:53,074
And that made me sad, but...
603
00:25:53,084 --> 00:25:56,164
it also made you
my best customer. [CHUCKLES]
604
00:25:56,174 --> 00:25:57,610
How so?
605
00:25:58,654 --> 00:26:00,733
Isn't it obvious?
606
00:26:00,743 --> 00:26:02,605
Come on, the bespoke suits,
607
00:26:02,615 --> 00:26:05,042
the hand-sewn shirts...
608
00:26:05,052 --> 00:26:07,610
[SIGHS]
609
00:26:07,620 --> 00:26:09,655
It's armor.
610
00:26:09,665 --> 00:26:12,702
It's an armor to keep the world away.
611
00:26:12,712 --> 00:26:15,183
A disguise so that nobody
612
00:26:15,193 --> 00:26:18,152
can see what a truly
loving heart you have.
613
00:26:19,545 --> 00:26:20,981
[CHUCKLES]
614
00:26:22,025 --> 00:26:25,290
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
615
00:26:30,512 --> 00:26:33,157
You said if revealed
the spell can be reversed.
616
00:26:33,167 --> 00:26:34,199
Kim.
617
00:26:34,210 --> 00:26:35,507
Don't.
618
00:26:35,517 --> 00:26:39,555
[BUILDING RUMBLING]
619
00:26:39,565 --> 00:26:41,436
I'm one of them, aren't I?
620
00:26:44,396 --> 00:26:47,128
You have to undo this on all of us.
621
00:26:47,138 --> 00:26:48,216
And then what?
622
00:26:48,226 --> 00:26:49,478
And then we fight.
623
00:26:49,488 --> 00:26:51,262
I know I can't stop you.
624
00:26:51,272 --> 00:26:54,787
But please, be more careful now
625
00:26:54,797 --> 00:26:57,225
than you've ever been in your life.
626
00:26:57,235 --> 00:26:59,367
Well, lives.
627
00:27:07,593 --> 00:27:10,107
Finally getting to be your teacher...
628
00:27:10,117 --> 00:27:11,640
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
629
00:27:14,034 --> 00:27:16,069
Has been an honor.
630
00:27:16,079 --> 00:27:18,855
[SOMBER MUSIC]
631
00:27:18,865 --> 00:27:26,089
♪
632
00:27:36,361 --> 00:27:39,755
[DISTANT CAR HORNS]
633
00:27:46,327 --> 00:27:49,451
You're now the saddest loser
I ever buried.
634
00:27:49,461 --> 00:27:50,679
Look.
635
00:28:01,473 --> 00:28:02,648
Marina.
636
00:28:03,649 --> 00:28:05,390
Hi, Dad.
637
00:28:22,443 --> 00:28:24,488
[SCREW CLATTERS]
638
00:28:24,499 --> 00:28:25,761
How's it going?
639
00:28:29,826 --> 00:28:31,654
Got it.
640
00:28:36,587 --> 00:28:38,197
Do you feel it?
641
00:28:40,599 --> 00:28:42,330
Stronger further up.
642
00:28:42,340 --> 00:28:44,603
My arm wouldn't even fit in there.
643
00:28:45,604 --> 00:28:48,085
[STRAINING]
644
00:28:54,265 --> 00:28:55,788
Go, little buddy. Come on.
645
00:28:59,444 --> 00:29:01,141
Come on, little buddy.
646
00:29:14,894 --> 00:29:16,461
[GASPS]
647
00:29:21,596 --> 00:29:24,469
[FOOTSTEPS ECHO]
648
00:29:25,644 --> 00:29:28,158
Hey. Hey, come on now. Little narration.
649
00:29:28,168 --> 00:29:29,899
Fuck off.
650
00:29:29,909 --> 00:29:31,693
Come on, little buddy.
651
00:29:52,410 --> 00:29:54,325
[PANTING]
652
00:29:57,676 --> 00:30:00,538
[PHONE RINGING]
653
00:30:00,548 --> 00:30:01,898
Yes?
654
00:30:05,249 --> 00:30:06,695
I realize that.
655
00:30:06,706 --> 00:30:08,818
But these dossiers are private.
656
00:30:10,820 --> 00:30:13,344
[CHUCKLING] Holy shit.
657
00:30:15,433 --> 00:30:16,782
[HANGS UP PHONE]
658
00:30:20,307 --> 00:30:22,423
[THUDDING FOOTSTEPS]
659
00:30:22,977 --> 00:30:25,704
- [SQUISH]
- [GASPS]
660
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:29,524
Sorry, little buddy.
661
00:30:29,534 --> 00:30:30,830
What happened?
662
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:32,483
What?
663
00:30:32,493 --> 00:30:33,876
Did, did anyone ever tell you
664
00:30:33,886 --> 00:30:36,270
you're kind of withholding, you know?
665
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:39,621
Oh, come on. You're not trying
to kill yourself again, are you?
666
00:30:39,631 --> 00:30:40,893
No.
667
00:30:44,244 --> 00:30:46,889
Hey, is all of that chimney
stuff about you true?
668
00:30:46,899 --> 00:30:49,293
Never met one I couldn't crack.
669
00:30:52,209 --> 00:30:54,636
[PIG GRUNTING]
670
00:30:54,646 --> 00:30:57,552
- Leg next?
- No, no, no, no, no.
671
00:30:57,562 --> 00:31:00,294
Okay, I'm ready.
Whatever you want, okay?
672
00:31:00,304 --> 00:31:02,470
[PIG SQUEALING]
673
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:04,298
Ah.
674
00:31:04,308 --> 00:31:05,734
[BONE SNAPS]
675
00:31:05,744 --> 00:31:06,919
Oh.
676
00:31:08,921 --> 00:31:10,957
Time to die. Yes it is.
677
00:31:10,967 --> 00:31:12,915
Give me a little goodbye kiss.
678
00:31:12,925 --> 00:31:14,361
Yes.
679
00:31:18,626 --> 00:31:21,793
Explains a lot of weird shit, but...
680
00:31:21,803 --> 00:31:25,754
I promised I'd keep everything
about him private.
681
00:31:25,764 --> 00:31:29,932
Okay. Yeah, and I'm trying to save him.
682
00:31:29,942 --> 00:31:31,596
So please.
683
00:31:34,773 --> 00:31:36,672
How was that? Was it good?
684
00:31:36,683 --> 00:31:38,071
- Yeah.
- Can I have one?
685
00:31:38,081 --> 00:31:40,725
Oh, yes. Of course.
686
00:31:40,735 --> 00:31:42,423
Thank you.
687
00:31:42,433 --> 00:31:43,913
[MAGIC SHORTING OUT]
688
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:50,518
Magic's supposed to stay on till 11:00.
689
00:31:50,528 --> 00:31:52,694
Spells take magic, right?
690
00:31:52,704 --> 00:31:55,044
- Which is rationed.
- Which sucks.
691
00:31:55,054 --> 00:31:57,699
And a spell like this would
take even more power
692
00:31:57,709 --> 00:31:59,092
than a normal one, right?
693
00:31:59,102 --> 00:32:02,312
I mean, six, seven, eight people?
694
00:32:02,322 --> 00:32:04,314
Plus whole lives?
695
00:32:04,324 --> 00:32:07,535
No. If you had any
interruption in the flow...
696
00:32:07,545 --> 00:32:10,016
[GLASS SHATTERS]
697
00:32:10,026 --> 00:32:12,105
Wait. Magic's off.
698
00:32:12,115 --> 00:32:13,239
It's him.
699
00:32:13,250 --> 00:32:15,891
It's the spell. He told me
that it would try and kill us.
700
00:32:15,901 --> 00:32:18,111
Right, but without magic, how...
701
00:32:18,121 --> 00:32:19,634
Shit.
702
00:32:19,644 --> 00:32:21,027
Maybe he actually finished it.
703
00:32:21,037 --> 00:32:22,593
Finished what?
704
00:32:22,603 --> 00:32:25,596
This thing he worked on for years.
705
00:32:25,606 --> 00:32:27,782
A perpetual battery.
706
00:32:30,002 --> 00:32:31,003
Come on.
707
00:32:34,659 --> 00:32:36,400
Pray a little harder, please.
708
00:32:42,058 --> 00:32:44,408
Is that suckling I smell?
709
00:32:45,322 --> 00:32:46,835
Enyalius?
710
00:32:46,845 --> 00:32:48,663
Well, fuck yeah it is.
711
00:32:48,673 --> 00:32:50,360
You know what's funny?
712
00:32:50,370 --> 00:32:51,927
He sacrificed the pig.
713
00:32:51,937 --> 00:32:53,450
He prayed.
714
00:32:53,460 --> 00:32:54,984
And he's never heard of you.
715
00:32:56,681 --> 00:32:59,500
[GRUNTING]
716
00:32:59,510 --> 00:33:02,851
[GROANING, LAUGHS]
717
00:33:02,861 --> 00:33:04,723
How dare you?
718
00:33:04,734 --> 00:33:07,597
[GRUNTING, GROWLING]
719
00:33:07,779 --> 00:33:11,512
[PANTING]
720
00:33:11,522 --> 00:33:14,602
I want it back.
721
00:33:14,612 --> 00:33:16,125
Give it to me.
722
00:33:16,135 --> 00:33:19,911
Well, I have no idea what "it" is
723
00:33:19,921 --> 00:33:24,046
but I grant you permission to search
my ball sack with your tongue.
724
00:33:24,056 --> 00:33:25,669
Fine.
725
00:33:26,580 --> 00:33:28,366
I'll just take it.
726
00:33:29,112 --> 00:33:32,054
[SCREAMING]
727
00:33:32,064 --> 00:33:34,796
[GROANING]
728
00:33:34,806 --> 00:33:37,451
[SCREAMS, GRUNTS]
729
00:33:37,461 --> 00:33:41,716
[GROANING]
730
00:33:41,726 --> 00:33:45,599
[ORGANS SQUELCHING]
731
00:33:57,655 --> 00:34:00,527
[MYSTERIOUS PULSATING]
732
00:34:08,492 --> 00:34:10,658
Okay, so.
733
00:34:10,668 --> 00:34:14,183
Remember, Fogg said be really,
really careful. Because...
734
00:34:14,193 --> 00:34:15,532
- [ENERGY BURSTS]
- [CRIES OUT]
735
00:34:15,542 --> 00:34:17,491
[THUD]
736
00:34:17,501 --> 00:34:19,493
Oh, my God. Kim?
737
00:34:19,503 --> 00:34:20,547
Kim.
738
00:34:22,426 --> 00:34:23,678
No, no.
739
00:34:23,942 --> 00:34:25,857
No, no, no.
740
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:29,764
Yeah, I need a medic.
741
00:34:29,774 --> 00:34:32,603
- Yeah, I think she's...
- [GASPS]
742
00:34:33,734 --> 00:34:35,718
Sorry, prank.
743
00:34:37,999 --> 00:34:40,480
Kim. Are you okay?
744
00:34:41,829 --> 00:34:43,778
Fine.
745
00:34:43,788 --> 00:34:45,823
No, see.
746
00:34:45,833 --> 00:34:47,825
You kind of...
747
00:34:47,835 --> 00:34:48,923
died.
748
00:34:52,954 --> 00:34:55,960
Well, maybe being un-killable
is my discipline.
749
00:34:55,971 --> 00:34:58,858
Yeah, that's not a thing.
750
00:35:01,136 --> 00:35:03,171
Hey.
751
00:35:03,190 --> 00:35:05,313
How much juice do you think
this thing has?
752
00:35:05,323 --> 00:35:07,794
Well, it's perpetual.
753
00:35:07,804 --> 00:35:09,796
So...
754
00:35:09,806 --> 00:35:14,279
- it can be overloaded.
- I have no idea.
755
00:35:14,289 --> 00:35:15,454
[ENERGY BURSTS]
756
00:35:15,464 --> 00:35:17,325
Oh, shit!
757
00:35:17,335 --> 00:35:19,206
How is this a good idea?
758
00:35:23,472 --> 00:35:25,942
[GASPS]
759
00:35:25,952 --> 00:35:28,520
[BREATHING HARD]
760
00:35:38,443 --> 00:35:39,478
Oh, God.
761
00:35:39,488 --> 00:35:40,662
[GROANING]
762
00:35:40,673 --> 00:35:42,501
It's not in there!
763
00:35:44,710 --> 00:35:48,356
You're not Enyalius, are you?
764
00:35:48,366 --> 00:35:51,228
You're his servant.
765
00:35:51,238 --> 00:35:54,580
A corybant. Aren't you?
766
00:35:54,590 --> 00:35:57,365
All right, look, he's,
he's not who you want.
767
00:35:57,375 --> 00:35:58,584
So just...
768
00:35:58,594 --> 00:36:00,281
You know, let him go.
769
00:36:00,291 --> 00:36:02,501
All right?
770
00:36:02,511 --> 00:36:04,241
[GROANING]
771
00:36:04,251 --> 00:36:07,244
Why did your master
send you to trick me?
772
00:36:07,254 --> 00:36:09,256
He knows.
773
00:36:13,652 --> 00:36:16,689
[HORNS, DRUMS PLAYING]
774
00:36:16,699 --> 00:36:23,706
♪
775
00:36:34,412 --> 00:36:35,882
It's not even mid-day.
776
00:36:35,892 --> 00:36:38,285
Real ragers rave in the day.
777
00:36:43,987 --> 00:36:46,598
Horn guy. Is that him?
778
00:36:55,651 --> 00:36:56,946
Who is that?
779
00:36:56,956 --> 00:36:58,426
An imposter.
780
00:36:58,436 --> 00:37:00,593
No wonder he won't see
anyone who knows him.
781
00:37:00,604 --> 00:37:01,997
Hey. Ember.
782
00:37:04,486 --> 00:37:06,434
I'm here.
783
00:37:06,444 --> 00:37:08,436
Yeah, you are.
784
00:37:08,446 --> 00:37:10,013
Congrats.
785
00:37:12,581 --> 00:37:14,887
Where are your hooves?
786
00:37:16,672 --> 00:37:18,707
[ENERGY BURSTS]
787
00:37:18,717 --> 00:37:19,762
[GASPS]
788
00:37:21,503 --> 00:37:24,017
[ENERGY BURSTS, THUD]
789
00:37:24,027 --> 00:37:25,550
[GASPS]
790
00:37:26,856 --> 00:37:30,502
[ENERGY BURSTS, THUD]
791
00:37:30,512 --> 00:37:34,462
[ENERGY BURSTS, THUD]
792
00:37:34,472 --> 00:37:37,117
[ENERGY BURSTS, THUD]
793
00:37:37,127 --> 00:37:38,901
[ENERGY BURSTS, THUD]
794
00:37:38,911 --> 00:37:40,903
[ENERGY BURSTS, THUD]
795
00:37:40,913 --> 00:37:42,427
[ENERGY BURSTS, GRUNT]
796
00:37:42,437 --> 00:37:44,559
[ENERGY BURSTS, GRUNT]
797
00:37:44,569 --> 00:37:45,821
[THUD]
798
00:37:45,831 --> 00:37:48,443
[ENERGY SPARKS]
799
00:37:51,576 --> 00:37:52,621
Todd.
800
00:37:57,539 --> 00:37:58,791
[WARBLES]
801
00:37:58,801 --> 00:38:00,411
[METALLIC CLANG]
802
00:38:01,978 --> 00:38:04,971
[GASPING]
803
00:38:04,981 --> 00:38:06,929
[MANY DISTORTED VOICES]
804
00:38:06,939 --> 00:38:08,593
[CRYING]
805
00:38:09,986 --> 00:38:11,335
[GRUNTS]
806
00:38:12,858 --> 00:38:16,079
[MANY VOICES SCREAMING]
807
00:38:21,476 --> 00:38:23,511
[MANY DISTORTED VOICES]
808
00:38:23,521 --> 00:38:27,559
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
809
00:38:27,569 --> 00:38:30,572
[MANY VOICES SCREAMING]
810
00:38:32,530 --> 00:38:34,174
[GRUNTING]
811
00:38:34,184 --> 00:38:36,611
Quentin. You're back.
812
00:38:36,621 --> 00:38:38,536
[EXHALES]
813
00:38:43,585 --> 00:38:44,663
[BODY THUDS]
814
00:38:44,673 --> 00:38:46,578
Oh.
815
00:38:46,588 --> 00:38:49,494
You wanted to play.
816
00:38:49,504 --> 00:38:51,636
Sorry. He's too dead.
817
00:38:56,253 --> 00:38:58,462
Cool trick. Do it again.
818
00:38:58,489 --> 00:39:01,492
[INDISTINCT MURMURING]
819
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:20,381
[ALL GASPING SOFTLY]
820
00:39:24,472 --> 00:39:27,280
Okay, what the what now?
821
00:39:27,291 --> 00:39:30,250
What the fuck are you
doing here, Bacchus?
822
00:39:30,260 --> 00:39:31,991
[LAUGHING] All right.
823
00:39:32,375 --> 00:39:33,845
Have we banged?
824
00:39:33,856 --> 00:39:35,717
I followed you on Instagram.
825
00:39:35,727 --> 00:39:37,719
Everybody did till they kicked you off.
826
00:39:37,729 --> 00:39:39,982
Oh, I know, right? Dicks.
827
00:39:39,992 --> 00:39:41,375
Well.
828
00:39:41,385 --> 00:39:44,900
That explains all the opium in the air.
Nice touch, I like it.
829
00:39:44,910 --> 00:39:47,604
- It's pretty sweet, right?
- Mm-hmm, all right, all right.
830
00:39:47,615 --> 00:39:50,368
What are you doing here? Why do you
want everyone thinking you're Ember?
831
00:39:50,379 --> 00:39:53,605
Hey, so, you really want to
go back to Earth, right?
832
00:39:53,615 --> 00:39:55,781
No, I want you to answer
my fucking question.
833
00:39:55,791 --> 00:39:56,869
Thanks for popping in.
834
00:39:56,879 --> 00:39:59,915
[ALL GASPING]
835
00:39:59,925 --> 00:40:01,178
Where is our High King?
836
00:40:01,188 --> 00:40:03,005
Who are you?
837
00:40:03,015 --> 00:40:04,398
A god
838
00:40:04,408 --> 00:40:07,107
is all you need to know.
839
00:40:13,809 --> 00:40:15,854
I'm glad you're back, Quentin.
840
00:40:17,073 --> 00:40:20,120
I was getting a little tired
of the Brian game.
841
00:40:21,643 --> 00:40:24,124
Yeah, me too.
842
00:40:29,129 --> 00:40:34,124
So maybe I missed something
when we were playing, but...
843
00:40:34,134 --> 00:40:38,268
you had to torture him to death.
844
00:40:40,270 --> 00:40:42,262
Why, again?
845
00:40:42,272 --> 00:40:45,918
Gods are so tricky.
846
00:40:45,928 --> 00:40:47,441
Right.
847
00:40:47,451 --> 00:40:51,706
But what about the one
that you were after today?
848
00:40:51,716 --> 00:40:54,231
Oh, we'll get him.
849
00:40:54,241 --> 00:40:56,798
And I'll get back what he took from me.
850
00:40:56,808 --> 00:40:58,365
And then the others.
851
00:40:58,375 --> 00:40:59,758
They all took.
852
00:40:59,768 --> 00:41:02,152
Took what, exactly?
853
00:41:02,162 --> 00:41:04,284
See, that's what I don't really know.
854
00:41:04,294 --> 00:41:07,679
They took this part of me
855
00:41:07,689 --> 00:41:10,170
that knew things.
856
00:41:11,301 --> 00:41:13,337
It's not fair.
857
00:41:13,347 --> 00:41:15,305
No, yeah, totally.
858
00:41:16,306 --> 00:41:18,003
They owe you.
859
00:41:19,744 --> 00:41:21,006
Got it.
860
00:41:22,921 --> 00:41:25,750
You really understand me, Quentin.
861
00:41:27,839 --> 00:41:30,146
It's good to have a friend like you.
862
00:41:34,977 --> 00:41:36,708
You know, speaking of friends,
863
00:41:36,718 --> 00:41:39,014
when you get back
864
00:41:39,024 --> 00:41:41,157
what the gods took from you...
865
00:41:43,377 --> 00:41:45,847
maybe...
866
00:41:45,857 --> 00:41:48,947
could I maybe have Eliot back?
867
00:41:50,993 --> 00:41:52,985
The one who tried to kill me?
868
00:41:52,995 --> 00:41:55,770
Hey, hey, no. No. That was a mistake.
869
00:41:55,780 --> 00:41:58,218
You were there. You...
870
00:42:00,045 --> 00:42:02,342
like him more than me?
871
00:42:02,352 --> 00:42:04,475
No, I, I didn't say that.
872
00:42:04,485 --> 00:42:06,825
You miss him.
873
00:42:06,835 --> 00:42:10,220
You... you miss all your friends.
874
00:42:10,230 --> 00:42:13,484
The... the ones in my castle
875
00:42:13,494 --> 00:42:14,973
who tried to kill me.
876
00:42:20,501 --> 00:42:21,883
Good.
877
00:42:21,893 --> 00:42:25,278
[LEAVES RUSTLING]
878
00:42:25,288 --> 00:42:26,540
[FLY ZIPS]
879
00:42:26,550 --> 00:42:27,846
Huh.
880
00:42:27,856 --> 00:42:31,066
Well, upsides and downsides.
881
00:42:31,076 --> 00:42:32,764
Yeah, no, I remember everything.
882
00:42:32,774 --> 00:42:34,853
Kind of like a dream.
883
00:42:34,863 --> 00:42:37,431
I was gonna say acid trip myself.
884
00:42:44,351 --> 00:42:45,961
Oh, my God.
885
00:42:47,919 --> 00:42:49,433
Mis hermanos.
886
00:42:49,443 --> 00:42:51,870
Where were you? We looked everywhere.
887
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:53,490
- Stay back.
- Why?
888
00:42:58,190 --> 00:43:00,170
Because I'm not here to play.
889
00:43:01,587 --> 00:43:04,682
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