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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,833 --> 00:00:26,833 THE BEAR AND THE DOLL 2 00:02:02,250 --> 00:02:04,042 Arthur, the door! 3 00:02:14,208 --> 00:02:16,208 Why are you taking my vase? 4 00:02:16,833 --> 00:02:18,833 It�s the only suitable one. 5 00:02:24,750 --> 00:02:27,042 Arthur, the door! 6 00:02:34,917 --> 00:02:37,208 Arthur darling, come and kiss me. 7 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:48,458 Arthur, the door! 8 00:02:48,625 --> 00:02:50,625 Too many women in this house. 9 00:02:56,625 --> 00:02:58,500 Do you know what we say? 10 00:02:58,667 --> 00:03:02,417 �It depends if it�s windy or if it isn�t...� 11 00:03:02,958 --> 00:03:05,750 But when it is, we close the doors, Arthur. 12 00:03:05,917 --> 00:03:09,125 Look at the flowers, Dad. They�re superb! 13 00:03:19,958 --> 00:03:23,000 Mum and Dad said they�ll be away another week. 14 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:27,250 Gaspard, the door! 15 00:03:35,958 --> 00:03:38,917 Your aunt and uncle will be away another week. 16 00:03:39,042 --> 00:03:41,083 Some people are having fun. 17 00:03:44,167 --> 00:03:48,167 Do you know what I think? You have a superb bottom. 18 00:03:49,542 --> 00:03:52,333 It runs in the family, Daddy darling. 19 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,833 And when it isn�t windy... 20 00:03:57,917 --> 00:04:00,125 It was just a simple question. 21 00:04:00,292 --> 00:04:03,000 Keep your pillow, my good man. 22 00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:09,125 And you, my good man, keep your animal. 23 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:13,250 My poor Sully, we�re really alone. 24 00:05:12,458 --> 00:05:13,958 Felix? 25 00:05:14,083 --> 00:05:16,083 Is that you slamming doors? 26 00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:18,042 Can I come in? 27 00:05:18,917 --> 00:05:20,375 Wait... 28 00:05:26,458 --> 00:05:28,042 Come in. 29 00:05:28,208 --> 00:05:31,000 - Was it you slamming the doors? - No. 30 00:05:31,750 --> 00:05:33,000 Are your eyes sore? 31 00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:36,875 Do I ask you if your hair�s long to hide your funny ears? 32 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,333 But my ears aren�t... 33 00:05:41,583 --> 00:05:44,917 - Felix... - Don�t ogle my legs, Reginald! 34 00:05:45,958 --> 00:05:51,292 If the wind changes you�ll stay like that, cross-eyed with twisted ears. 35 00:05:51,625 --> 00:05:53,417 Hello, hello! 36 00:05:55,167 --> 00:05:57,833 - My ears aren�t twisted. - I bet they are. 37 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,458 - I bet they�re aren�t. - What do we bet? 38 00:06:00,625 --> 00:06:02,333 - A kiss. - A kiss? 39 00:06:02,500 --> 00:06:04,292 No kiss. Cash! 40 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:08,208 - 10,000 francs they are. - Any time, my sweet. 41 00:06:08,375 --> 00:06:12,000 Aldo, lend me 10,000 francs. There you are! 42 00:06:12,542 --> 00:06:15,333 I don�t want to see your cauliflower ears. 43 00:06:21,833 --> 00:06:23,708 My yoghurt, Victor. 44 00:06:30,583 --> 00:06:33,583 Why do elephants wear grey slippers? 45 00:06:34,917 --> 00:06:36,792 So as not to scare the mice. 46 00:06:36,958 --> 00:06:38,833 - It�s not funny. - Be quiet. 47 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:42,542 - Green slippers? - Any more buttered bread, Marguerite? 48 00:06:42,708 --> 00:06:44,500 To hide in the grass. 49 00:06:44,667 --> 00:06:46,458 Drink your coffee, Dad. 50 00:06:46,625 --> 00:06:48,167 Tartan slippers? 51 00:06:48,333 --> 00:06:50,750 The soldiers are cold, Marguerite. 52 00:06:50,917 --> 00:06:53,708 While the others are at the cleaners. 53 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,750 What�s purple and weighs 2000 kilos? 54 00:07:00,500 --> 00:07:03,000 We�ve never seen a purple elephant. 55 00:07:03,125 --> 00:07:04,750 It�s a plum. 56 00:07:05,792 --> 00:07:07,750 Have an apple, Reginald. 57 00:07:07,917 --> 00:07:09,708 Listen, Felicia! 58 00:07:11,875 --> 00:07:13,500 You make me... 59 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:15,917 Put your hands like this. 60 00:07:17,583 --> 00:07:19,208 Don�t move. 61 00:07:25,708 --> 00:07:28,500 One day, I�ll paint you like that. 62 00:07:37,208 --> 00:07:41,083 - Does anyone want it? - Yes. Rainwater, good for the skin. 63 00:07:43,208 --> 00:07:45,375 My turn to take Arthur. 64 00:07:47,667 --> 00:07:50,167 My sweet, do you love your cousin Julie? 65 00:07:50,333 --> 00:07:53,917 Yes... and cousins Charlotte and Mariette. 66 00:07:54,042 --> 00:07:57,458 - My little darling! - Kiss Mariette, my treasure. 67 00:07:57,625 --> 00:08:00,333 Look, cousins, if you lack men, find some. 68 00:08:00,500 --> 00:08:02,333 I won�t cope all alone. 69 00:08:02,167 --> 00:08:04,542 Hush, I can�t hear the engine. 70 00:08:08,667 --> 00:08:11,917 It�s my fault, I should have covered the engine. 71 00:08:14,167 --> 00:08:16,333 The poor old thing has caught it. 72 00:08:16,667 --> 00:08:18,042 And given it to me. 73 00:08:37,625 --> 00:08:41,167 Blah-blah here, blah-blah there... 74 00:08:41,333 --> 00:08:45,125 No point labouring it, it would only cause anxiety. 75 00:08:45,292 --> 00:08:47,750 It�s time to flower, you idiot! 76 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:04,583 - You look like a rose. - You don�t. 77 00:09:04,750 --> 00:09:08,125 - Why did you throw me out last night? - You�re no rose. 78 00:09:08,292 --> 00:09:10,083 Roses go with other roses. 79 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:13,042 Then why did you take me to your bedroom? 80 00:09:15,083 --> 00:09:18,583 Under electric light you almost resemble a flower. 81 00:09:18,750 --> 00:09:22,542 But you were just an artichoke flower. Made of paper. 82 00:09:23,917 --> 00:09:27,292 - Can�t you see I�m busy? - With what? 83 00:09:27,458 --> 00:09:29,875 Don�t you see I can�t find my car? 84 00:09:32,625 --> 00:09:34,833 Aldo, someone�s stolen my car. 85 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:47,792 - What are you doing? - Planting peas. Can�t you see? 86 00:09:47,958 --> 00:09:51,000 Busy... I�ll call Ivan, he�ll sort it out. 87 00:09:51,167 --> 00:09:53,750 Still seeing your ex-husband? 88 00:09:53,917 --> 00:09:55,542 Those creeps! 89 00:09:56,042 --> 00:10:00,000 I remember parking the car in front of the No Parking sign. 90 00:10:00,125 --> 00:10:03,958 Sorry Felix, but last night I drove you back from Bougival. 91 00:10:04,833 --> 00:10:06,833 Damn it, that�s true. 92 00:10:07,333 --> 00:10:11,417 I can see myself leaving it in Bougival. Why not say so earlier? 93 00:10:11,583 --> 00:10:14,375 I can take you there to to to... collect it. 94 00:10:14,542 --> 00:10:18,000 I can take you to Bougival la, la, la, si, do r� mi. No! 95 00:10:18,750 --> 00:10:21,750 - What are you doing? - Replanting peas. 96 00:10:22,417 --> 00:10:24,500 I hadn�t finished the row. 97 00:10:35,375 --> 00:10:37,375 Oh, your cello! 98 00:10:37,542 --> 00:10:39,958 - Where? - Nowhere, actually. 99 00:10:40,083 --> 00:10:43,500 You should have remembered. I can�t do everything. 100 00:10:43,667 --> 00:10:46,917 Everything? I remembered your raincoat. 101 00:10:47,042 --> 00:10:48,875 - Me, the money. - Me, your ID. 102 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,417 - Me, the petrol. - What about you? 103 00:10:51,583 --> 00:10:54,583 Don�t rush me... I�m thinking. 104 00:10:55,083 --> 00:10:57,500 I surely thought of something. 105 00:10:59,208 --> 00:11:01,083 Do we tell him or not? 106 00:11:01,542 --> 00:11:04,625 Have you left something at home, Daddy dear? 107 00:11:04,792 --> 00:11:06,500 It goes moo. 108 00:11:34,833 --> 00:11:39,042 Arthur, Julie, your hats! Remember, children. 109 00:11:39,208 --> 00:11:42,792 Or I�ll get a litre of water in my ear at the first turn. 110 00:11:46,875 --> 00:11:51,667 - Must you follow me everywhere? - Yes. I�m sad when I don�t see you. 111 00:11:53,583 --> 00:11:55,458 Come closer, Reginald. 112 00:12:17,083 --> 00:12:21,083 You�ve got good legs, Reginald. You must be a fast runner. 113 00:12:21,250 --> 00:12:24,000 I was a university champi... 114 00:12:24,125 --> 00:12:26,333 - Champignon? - Champion. 115 00:12:27,667 --> 00:12:30,042 There�s a staircase there. 116 00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:32,083 And another one there. 117 00:12:32,250 --> 00:12:34,042 We�ll each take one. 118 00:12:34,208 --> 00:12:37,083 - I bet I�ll get there first. - Impossible. 119 00:12:37,875 --> 00:12:41,917 - I�m a university... - One, two, three. Go! 120 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,208 We didn�t say what the bet was. 121 00:12:48,917 --> 00:12:51,000 For once I was sure of winning. 122 00:13:08,917 --> 00:13:10,708 Ivan, don�t move! 123 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:16,333 You�d make a fortune posing for fashion magazines. 124 00:13:19,333 --> 00:13:21,500 What a pity you�re so rich. 125 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,375 It was nice of you to come at once. 126 00:13:36,292 --> 00:13:38,167 Are you surprised? 127 00:13:42,333 --> 00:13:44,125 You�re going too far! 128 00:13:44,292 --> 00:13:47,083 You know very well I detest mint. 129 00:13:58,083 --> 00:13:59,292 Arthur! 130 00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:05,750 - Tell your teacher... - Use the phone. 131 00:14:05,917 --> 00:14:08,500 I look great with my bouquet. 132 00:14:17,417 --> 00:14:20,625 - Three girls are missing school. - Where? 133 00:14:21,417 --> 00:14:23,042 We�ve passed it. 134 00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:41,125 Gaspard! 135 00:14:42,875 --> 00:14:46,083 Arthur�s school teacher... will you marry her? 136 00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:47,458 No! 137 00:14:49,750 --> 00:14:51,375 Snob! 138 00:15:02,375 --> 00:15:06,375 To save time, I�ll buy all this at that perfumery. 139 00:15:06,542 --> 00:15:09,000 I�ll get my car and pick you up. 140 00:15:47,583 --> 00:15:49,000 Felicia... 141 00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:50,125 Yes? 142 00:15:50,292 --> 00:15:52,708 You�re stupid. Drat. 143 00:15:53,042 --> 00:15:55,458 Come! Where? 144 00:15:55,625 --> 00:15:59,333 To fetch Ivan. You can�t drive two cars at once. 145 00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:52,292 Maybe you could check I�m not dead? 146 00:16:52,458 --> 00:16:54,125 - Hello, madam. - Hello. 147 00:16:54,292 --> 00:16:57,000 Did you hear me? I�m more than a mudguard. 148 00:16:57,125 --> 00:16:59,167 You�re fine, but it�s smashed. 149 00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:02,958 - Buy yourself a stronger car. - No, the 2CV is fine. 150 00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:06,792 The Rolls is dented. You should buy a stronger car. 151 00:17:06,958 --> 00:17:09,583 That�s clever. But it�s not mine. 152 00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:12,875 I see... And is yours strong? 153 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:16,000 I�m not sure but we could try racing yours. 154 00:17:16,167 --> 00:17:19,167 Anyway... luckily, it�s not raining. 155 00:17:19,667 --> 00:17:20,750 Sorry? 156 00:17:20,917 --> 00:17:25,000 Otherwise, I�d get drenched chatting to you in the rain. 157 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,000 Out of the way, I�m in a hurry. 158 00:17:58,958 --> 00:18:00,958 It�s rubbing, that�s why. 159 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:05,458 The crushed mudguard. It�s rubbing on the tyre. 160 00:18:07,417 --> 00:18:09,750 Well, it�s not rubbing any more. 161 00:18:10,208 --> 00:18:11,958 It was rubbing. 162 00:18:14,542 --> 00:18:16,500 Wait for me. I�ll get my bag. 163 00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:39,708 There�s a puddle. It�s wet. 164 00:18:39,875 --> 00:18:41,750 It�s leaking. Rainwater. 165 00:18:41,917 --> 00:18:45,667 - Good for the skin. - Don�t be rude. Do you have a cloth? 166 00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:08,875 What a drag! What a day! 167 00:19:10,208 --> 00:19:13,000 - Do you play the violin? - Yes, the big one. 168 00:19:13,167 --> 00:19:15,083 - Where? - ORTF Radio. 169 00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:17,833 Anyway, take that street over there. 170 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,542 If Madam doesn�t mind, I�ll go that way. 171 00:19:20,708 --> 00:19:24,333 - Why do you talk like a butler? - I thought you�d like it. 172 00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:29,042 I�m in a hurry, I�m getting a divorce. Take me to my car up there. 173 00:19:29,208 --> 00:19:31,875 - Do you mind? - Yes. I�m in a hurry too. 174 00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:57,167 It�s that car there. 175 00:20:00,750 --> 00:20:02,458 Goodbye, madam. 176 00:20:21,625 --> 00:20:25,083 Well, Felix... that didn�t work. 177 00:21:58,125 --> 00:22:00,792 I�d completely forgotten about him. 178 00:22:07,833 --> 00:22:09,292 Ivan? 179 00:22:09,833 --> 00:22:11,625 Ivan! 180 00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:15,667 How have you been, darling? 181 00:22:18,208 --> 00:22:20,000 You�re catching a cold. 182 00:22:22,917 --> 00:22:25,917 - Don�t play the feather-brain. - Me? 183 00:22:26,042 --> 00:22:29,417 We parted three hours ago, it�s ludicrous to... 184 00:22:29,583 --> 00:22:32,000 - To ask me how I am. - Bless you! 185 00:22:32,125 --> 00:22:35,333 - Two hours in the rain! - Why not wait inside? 186 00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:38,708 Had I not forgotten you, I�d have looked inside. 187 00:22:38,875 --> 00:22:40,667 I�m not stupid. 188 00:22:43,083 --> 00:22:46,250 I don�t know what they say about Rolls Royces, 189 00:22:46,417 --> 00:22:48,042 it�s this, it�s that... 190 00:22:48,208 --> 00:22:51,083 Do you know what you should do? Buy a 2CV. 191 00:22:51,250 --> 00:22:53,833 It�s cheaper and much stronger. 192 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,708 What does that mean? 193 00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:58,083 It means the 2CV is fine. 194 00:22:58,542 --> 00:23:00,167 And the Rolls? 195 00:23:00,333 --> 00:23:02,750 The Rolls? It�s a write-off. 196 00:23:05,917 --> 00:23:08,292 And... where are the pieces? 197 00:23:13,542 --> 00:23:15,333 You don�t remember? 198 00:23:16,250 --> 00:23:18,000 It�s a bit vague. 199 00:23:18,958 --> 00:23:20,500 To the west? 200 00:23:20,667 --> 00:23:23,750 Right. I�ll have the police search for it. 201 00:23:26,833 --> 00:23:29,917 And the guy�s name and registration number? 202 00:23:30,042 --> 00:23:33,042 His insurance and the accident report? 203 00:23:33,208 --> 00:23:35,417 I want a jointly agreed statement. 204 00:23:35,583 --> 00:23:38,167 What a pity one can only divorce once. 205 00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:42,208 You�re just the type I�d divorce three or four times. 206 00:23:55,333 --> 00:23:57,833 That�s far too loud... 207 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:01,000 It�s written pianissimo. Once again. 208 00:24:27,750 --> 00:24:29,458 - Hello? - Hello! 209 00:24:29,625 --> 00:24:31,625 - Mr Tabard? - Yes. 210 00:24:31,792 --> 00:24:34,000 Hello, Mr Tabard. Are you well? 211 00:24:34,125 --> 00:24:36,875 - Yes. - Do you have a 2CV? 212 00:24:38,208 --> 00:24:39,375 Yes... 213 00:24:39,917 --> 00:24:42,167 Did you hit a Rolls this morning? 214 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:46,500 I didn�t, but a colleague had an accident today. 215 00:24:46,667 --> 00:24:48,667 Put him on, please. 216 00:25:00,792 --> 00:25:03,667 Start all over again, darling, it�s awful. 217 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000 - You�re Mr... - Milaud. 218 00:25:08,125 --> 00:25:10,542 Milaud... Mr Milaud. 219 00:25:10,708 --> 00:25:13,500 - Don�t you have a 2 CV? - No, a 404. 220 00:25:13,667 --> 00:25:17,250 I�m hopeless with cars. I�d swear it was a 2CV. 221 00:25:17,417 --> 00:25:20,083 Didn�t you hit a Rolls this morning? 222 00:25:20,250 --> 00:25:21,958 No. A Bentebuer. 223 00:25:23,500 --> 00:25:25,833 No. I�m sure it was a Rolls. 224 00:25:26,833 --> 00:25:31,458 Never mind... Give me Mr Bernard, please. 225 00:25:31,625 --> 00:25:34,000 Oh, wait. One more detail... 226 00:25:34,167 --> 00:25:37,500 - Aren�t you a cellist? - No, I�m a percussionist. 227 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,542 Then it�s not that at all. 228 00:26:01,750 --> 00:26:02,833 Hello? 229 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:07,000 My poor Mr Bernard, I can�t talk to you. I�ll call you later. 230 00:26:07,542 --> 00:26:12,000 Why do you say �My poor, poor... Mr Bernard?� 231 00:27:58,250 --> 00:28:00,000 Arthur, to bed. 232 00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:02,125 Right away. 233 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,250 Ideally, we should have a cow, 234 00:28:07,417 --> 00:28:09,042 or a horse. 235 00:28:09,208 --> 00:28:11,625 No more chemical fertilisers. 236 00:28:12,542 --> 00:28:14,333 We should consider it. 237 00:28:15,583 --> 00:28:18,375 And the paths too. 238 00:28:18,917 --> 00:28:20,708 A little cart. 239 00:28:23,042 --> 00:28:26,292 Mum hasn�t visited us for at least two months. 240 00:28:26,458 --> 00:28:28,875 That woman doesn�t care about me. 241 00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:32,083 - Have you written to grandma? - No. 242 00:28:32,250 --> 00:28:36,167 - Then you no longer love her. - I no longer love grandma? 243 00:28:36,333 --> 00:28:38,583 - You�re mad. - Why don�t you write? 244 00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:41,625 - I forget to. - Same with your mother. 245 00:28:41,792 --> 00:28:44,792 Others are like you. No better, no worse. 246 00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:50,292 - You�re better. - Yes, but I�m an exception. 247 00:28:50,708 --> 00:28:52,500 Right, off to bed. 248 00:28:57,583 --> 00:28:59,042 Hello? 249 00:28:59,583 --> 00:29:03,375 Sir, did you hit a Rolls Royce this morning? 250 00:29:04,250 --> 00:29:05,333 No. 251 00:29:06,417 --> 00:29:08,208 Thank you. Sorry... 252 00:29:08,375 --> 00:29:12,167 On the other hand, this morning, a Rolls Royce hit me. 253 00:29:14,500 --> 00:29:17,833 I recognise you. We must meet at once. 254 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,625 - For an insurance statement. - I see. 255 00:29:21,417 --> 00:29:23,000 Arthur... 256 00:29:24,958 --> 00:29:27,542 - I�ll tell you how to get here. - No. 257 00:29:28,333 --> 00:29:30,833 I shall tell you how to get here. 258 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,000 Hello. 259 00:29:58,167 --> 00:30:01,625 - Where are you from, stranger? - The other side of town. 260 00:30:01,792 --> 00:30:05,000 - Such a long trip! - When I left I was that high. 261 00:30:38,083 --> 00:30:41,583 - At last! - You could have read while you waited. 262 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,000 Don�t you like my orange jumper? 263 00:30:47,125 --> 00:30:49,333 - Orange? - It used to be orange. 264 00:30:49,500 --> 00:30:52,500 Before you got used to sleeping with your cow. 265 00:30:52,667 --> 00:30:55,458 My cow? I wonder what makes you say that. 266 00:30:55,625 --> 00:30:58,958 - The smell. - Those city noses are delicate. 267 00:30:59,083 --> 00:31:02,083 Yet they can�t tell a cow from a billy goat. 268 00:31:04,750 --> 00:31:07,125 - How did you find me? - At ORTF. 269 00:31:07,292 --> 00:31:09,000 And disagreeable. 270 00:31:09,167 --> 00:31:11,333 - Happy birthday. - Same to you. 271 00:31:11,500 --> 00:31:13,458 - Wasn�t it yours? - Or yours? 272 00:31:13,625 --> 00:31:16,500 What are all those people doing then? 273 00:31:16,667 --> 00:31:19,250 - The papers are upstairs. - Good. 274 00:31:19,417 --> 00:31:22,083 The goat hates waiting. He�ll get mad. 275 00:31:33,417 --> 00:31:35,833 - Cigarettes? - What have you got? 276 00:31:52,750 --> 00:31:56,458 - Felix, my beauty! - It had to be you for me to come. 277 00:31:56,625 --> 00:32:01,000 - My sinuses are in a state! - Superb fabric! In London... 278 00:32:01,167 --> 00:32:03,000 Amazing dress! 279 00:32:03,125 --> 00:32:07,125 You never never never phone me! Never... 280 00:32:07,292 --> 00:32:09,083 What happened, Alexandra? 281 00:32:09,250 --> 00:32:12,500 I was hit at the protest demo today. Front line! 282 00:32:12,667 --> 00:32:14,667 Alexandra�s a revolutionary. 283 00:32:14,833 --> 00:32:18,292 They told me you bought a super car. What is it again? 284 00:32:18,458 --> 00:32:21,458 A Ferrari. But it�s not going well. 285 00:32:25,583 --> 00:32:27,458 My brother Titus. 286 00:32:27,625 --> 00:32:31,875 A relieved St�phane is no longer my husband from today. Creep! 287 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:35,000 - Long live young divorcees! - Bravo! 288 00:32:35,167 --> 00:32:37,792 - And who�s this? - I don�t know yet. 289 00:32:38,375 --> 00:32:39,792 Felicia? 290 00:32:46,083 --> 00:32:49,917 - Who�s that? - Gaspard, my fianc�. 291 00:32:50,500 --> 00:32:51,958 Look after Gaspard. 292 00:32:52,083 --> 00:32:55,292 I�ll get the insurance papers. Back in a sec. 293 00:33:03,625 --> 00:33:07,250 I forgot! He�s a Swede. So talk to him very slowly. 294 00:33:07,417 --> 00:33:10,125 He understands a little but can�t speak. 295 00:33:12,333 --> 00:33:14,750 I said I�ll be back right away. 296 00:33:15,375 --> 00:33:19,375 - Since when do you speak Swedish? - Just a few words. 297 00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:24,125 What part of Sweden are you from? 298 00:33:24,292 --> 00:33:26,583 Speak English. All Swedes do. 299 00:33:28,208 --> 00:33:30,083 Everyone, except him. 300 00:33:33,542 --> 00:33:34,750 In Sweden? 301 00:33:39,333 --> 00:33:42,625 - You... pop? - Yes. Not you? 302 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,667 Felicia... more! 303 00:33:47,542 --> 00:33:49,542 Oh, sorry, my dear! 304 00:33:49,708 --> 00:33:51,583 Who the hell is this guy? 305 00:33:52,833 --> 00:33:56,000 - You... painting? - Yes. Not you? 306 00:33:56,167 --> 00:33:59,583 Me, nature... more! 307 00:34:06,083 --> 00:34:08,000 What do you do for a living? 308 00:34:08,708 --> 00:34:10,083 Your job. 309 00:34:10,250 --> 00:34:12,750 - Work... - Makes you free! 310 00:34:15,083 --> 00:34:16,917 What do you do? 311 00:34:17,417 --> 00:34:19,125 I sit. 312 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,000 Pretty flowers! 313 00:34:34,333 --> 00:34:36,500 - Artificial. Paper? - No, fabric. 314 00:34:36,667 --> 00:34:40,000 I have dislike for unnatural flowers. I want go. 315 00:34:40,125 --> 00:34:41,958 Good night, my darling. 316 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,750 I�ll be back. 317 00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:58,500 Sure you don�t want to stay a little longer? 318 00:34:58,667 --> 00:35:00,042 Sure. 319 00:35:00,208 --> 00:35:02,208 - Good night. - Goodbye. 320 00:35:16,417 --> 00:35:18,542 Victor, cut the power, fast. 321 00:35:19,875 --> 00:35:21,458 Why did I do that? 322 00:35:34,833 --> 00:35:36,208 Shit! 323 00:35:52,917 --> 00:35:55,708 I apologise for this blackout. 324 00:35:56,500 --> 00:35:58,500 It didn�t seem too long? 325 00:35:59,250 --> 00:36:00,458 No. 326 00:36:04,833 --> 00:36:07,000 I�ll see you out. 327 00:36:08,792 --> 00:36:12,625 Getting divorced always makes me sad. So I give a party. 328 00:36:12,792 --> 00:36:16,458 I can�t bear seeing my guests leave and the party end. 329 00:36:16,625 --> 00:36:18,250 I understand. 330 00:36:18,417 --> 00:36:20,125 Goodbye, Felicia. 331 00:36:35,500 --> 00:36:36,500 Sorry! 332 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,667 Go to hell! 333 00:36:53,750 --> 00:36:56,042 What�s that outfit for? 334 00:36:56,208 --> 00:36:58,375 Your brother said fancy dress. 335 00:36:58,542 --> 00:37:01,167 You fell for it, Ivan! This is Ivan. 336 00:37:01,333 --> 00:37:05,958 He was my husband three years ago. Very rich, with two Rollers. 337 00:37:08,958 --> 00:37:12,000 The moral is a 2CV is stronger than a Rolls Royce 338 00:37:12,125 --> 00:37:14,333 but less so than two Rolls Royces. 339 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,500 We can do both statements in one go 340 00:37:20,667 --> 00:37:23,667 as I forgot to fill in the other one earlier. 341 00:37:23,833 --> 00:37:25,292 I�m... 342 00:37:25,750 --> 00:37:27,542 a bit distracted. 343 00:37:58,500 --> 00:38:00,958 I�ll have my car picked up tomorrow. 344 00:38:02,417 --> 00:38:04,125 Goodbye, Felicia. 345 00:38:05,417 --> 00:38:08,292 What do you mean? I�m driving you back. 346 00:38:08,458 --> 00:38:11,167 Don�t leave your friends. I�ll get a cab. 347 00:38:12,333 --> 00:38:15,000 They�ll do without me for 15 minutes. 348 00:38:25,292 --> 00:38:27,000 Come on, quick! 349 00:38:33,333 --> 00:38:34,417 Well? 350 00:38:34,708 --> 00:38:36,708 Hush. I�m thinking. 351 00:38:42,250 --> 00:38:43,667 Okay. 352 00:40:05,583 --> 00:40:07,667 - They�re completely mad! - Who? 353 00:40:07,833 --> 00:40:09,500 The cowherds. 354 00:40:09,667 --> 00:40:12,625 Taking the cows out at this hour, in the rain! 355 00:40:12,792 --> 00:40:15,792 - Cows in the city? - City or not, I saw two cows! 356 00:40:15,958 --> 00:40:17,750 I almost ran over them. 357 00:40:36,125 --> 00:40:37,625 Stop! 358 00:40:40,333 --> 00:40:41,958 The gate. 359 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,333 Oh, yes. Where are we? 360 00:40:45,500 --> 00:40:48,042 - At my place. - I�ll have a look. 361 00:40:52,333 --> 00:40:55,750 It�s unludating here. I mean undulating. 362 00:40:55,917 --> 00:40:58,708 It goes up and down, up and down... 363 00:40:58,875 --> 00:41:02,917 - What have you been drinking? - Me? Nothing. I mean, not much. 364 00:41:03,042 --> 00:41:06,667 Oh! It�s very pretty. Very pretty! 365 00:41:06,833 --> 00:41:09,542 A bit too undulating but very pretty. 366 00:41:09,708 --> 00:41:11,708 Goodbye and thank you. 367 00:41:11,875 --> 00:41:13,750 Thank you very much. 368 00:41:17,208 --> 00:41:19,625 These cars are so low! 369 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,250 You�re not in your car. 370 00:41:24,792 --> 00:41:26,458 Not in my car? 371 00:41:26,625 --> 00:41:28,292 You�re on the ground. 372 00:41:29,167 --> 00:41:31,000 On the ground? 373 00:41:32,208 --> 00:41:34,958 - In my opinion. - You brute! 374 00:41:35,083 --> 00:41:37,250 You pushed it. I saw you! 375 00:41:37,417 --> 00:41:40,833 - What did I push? - My car. It was here. 376 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:44,583 - Hands off! Where�s my car? - Let�s go to my place first. 377 00:41:44,750 --> 00:41:48,208 - For what, sir? - You can�t drive in this state. 378 00:41:48,375 --> 00:41:50,250 You�re completely drunk. 379 00:41:53,083 --> 00:41:56,917 - Another cow! Definitely. - Definitely. 380 00:41:57,042 --> 00:41:58,708 - Is it yours? - Yes. 381 00:41:58,875 --> 00:42:01,083 Then you have milk, it�s handy. 382 00:42:01,250 --> 00:42:04,125 - Do you also have hens? - Yes, there. 383 00:42:05,625 --> 00:42:07,625 I didn�t fall on my head, sir. 384 00:42:07,792 --> 00:42:12,250 Falling on my bottom didn�t make me unable to tell a hen from a cat. 385 00:42:16,333 --> 00:42:20,333 You have a big garden. I like little gardens. 386 00:42:20,500 --> 00:42:22,500 Do you like this door? 387 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,000 It�s the only one there is. 388 00:42:29,083 --> 00:42:31,583 - We�re going up there. - What for? 389 00:42:31,750 --> 00:42:33,458 Come on! 390 00:42:52,417 --> 00:42:54,208 She has a cold too. 391 00:42:54,375 --> 00:42:58,083 I�ll leave you on your own. I must bring your car in. 392 00:43:02,083 --> 00:43:03,917 And change my clothes. 393 00:43:08,750 --> 00:43:10,542 Have a hot bath. 394 00:43:12,083 --> 00:43:14,917 And turn off the tap before it overflows. 395 00:43:43,042 --> 00:43:44,458 Sully, move! 396 00:43:47,833 --> 00:43:50,000 You want to die? Fine. 397 00:43:50,167 --> 00:43:52,250 This must be first gear... 398 00:43:55,167 --> 00:43:58,750 You can laugh! Why don�t you do it, Mr Know- it-all? 399 00:44:06,625 --> 00:44:08,625 Out, Prudhomme! 400 00:44:12,833 --> 00:44:15,042 This can go on forever! 401 00:44:15,208 --> 00:44:18,250 Right. Hold the wheel while I go and push. 402 00:45:01,958 --> 00:45:04,750 - Arthur! - Daddy! Not in bed yet? 403 00:45:15,500 --> 00:45:17,000 For you. 404 00:45:19,750 --> 00:45:20,750 Look... 405 00:45:36,042 --> 00:45:38,833 Nyaah nyaah, I kept my dress on. 406 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,458 So naughty men won�t see a thing. 407 00:45:43,750 --> 00:45:47,833 - Where are you off to? - To tell the police you poisoned me. 408 00:45:49,292 --> 00:45:52,708 Here, Felicia. Wear this while your dress dries. 409 00:45:52,875 --> 00:45:55,583 - So you�ve all met, I see. - Not Charlotte. 410 00:45:55,750 --> 00:45:58,208 - She has a fever. - She has a fever. 411 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,583 - Got fever? - My boot let in the water. 412 00:46:07,750 --> 00:46:10,458 - Now it�s coming out your nose. - Hello. 413 00:46:10,625 --> 00:46:14,292 - That�s Charlotte and Julie. - You go and change. 414 00:46:14,458 --> 00:46:16,250 He�s annoying me! 415 00:46:18,833 --> 00:46:21,208 Why are you crying, children? 416 00:46:21,375 --> 00:46:26,000 Julie�s describing a film she saw. It�s so sad, we can�t help crying. 417 00:46:26,167 --> 00:46:27,917 What is it? 418 00:46:28,833 --> 00:46:32,208 It�s a girl who�s a poor whore but very beautiful. 419 00:46:32,375 --> 00:46:36,083 It�s American. She falls for a guy who despises her. 420 00:46:36,250 --> 00:46:39,833 Inside, she�s pure. He�s a bastard, a snob. 421 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:44,000 She gets to him, but he�s awful to her. And then... 422 00:46:44,167 --> 00:46:47,167 Be quiet! Julie, to bed. You, outside. 423 00:46:49,833 --> 00:46:51,833 Mariette, go to bed. 424 00:46:52,667 --> 00:46:55,792 - Dad, I must talk to you. - What adorable kids. 425 00:46:55,958 --> 00:46:58,458 - Where�s your wife? - Asleep, I hope. 426 00:46:58,625 --> 00:47:01,000 - In this noise? - She sleeps far away. 427 00:47:01,125 --> 00:47:02,958 - Where? - Australia. Dress! 428 00:47:03,083 --> 00:47:06,167 - Is that true? - Yes, she doesn�t live with us. 429 00:47:06,333 --> 00:47:08,125 Come along, I�m sleepy. 430 00:47:13,417 --> 00:47:15,292 Can you tuck me in? 431 00:47:16,625 --> 00:47:18,333 Give me a kiss. 432 00:47:19,917 --> 00:47:21,875 It�s all wet. 433 00:47:26,250 --> 00:47:28,250 Have you got a headache? 434 00:47:28,417 --> 00:47:31,625 - Rosa came yesterday afternoon. - Rosa? 435 00:47:31,792 --> 00:47:34,792 - The old cat of the Levasseurs. - Oh, yes. 436 00:47:34,958 --> 00:47:38,125 That�s good. Very good. Good night. 437 00:47:44,042 --> 00:47:47,042 There�s no one to talk to in this house. 438 00:47:54,917 --> 00:47:56,625 Are you leaving? 439 00:47:56,792 --> 00:47:58,750 Yes, I�ve troubled you enough. 440 00:47:58,917 --> 00:48:02,625 - Are you feeling okay now? - I�ve always been okay. 441 00:48:03,125 --> 00:48:05,542 I just didn�t feel like going back. 442 00:48:05,708 --> 00:48:08,333 - Don�t you want to know why? - Yes. Why? 443 00:48:08,500 --> 00:48:10,417 I wanted to stay with you. 444 00:48:10,583 --> 00:48:13,042 - Don�t you want to know why? - Yes. Why? 445 00:48:13,208 --> 00:48:15,833 Don�t ask me why. I don�t know. 446 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:19,167 - I�ll send Mariette�s things back. - Thanks. 447 00:48:28,750 --> 00:48:31,042 I�ll open the gate for you. 448 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,250 Drat! This is no good. 449 00:48:45,417 --> 00:48:47,417 It�s broken down. 450 00:48:49,250 --> 00:48:51,000 Broken down. 451 00:48:51,750 --> 00:48:53,208 Right. 452 00:48:53,583 --> 00:48:55,458 I�ll see what it is. 453 00:49:10,083 --> 00:49:12,708 If I were you, I wouldn�t look there. 454 00:49:12,875 --> 00:49:14,542 Where then? 455 00:49:14,708 --> 00:49:17,583 In the grass. That�s where I threw the key. 456 00:49:24,625 --> 00:49:27,083 Then I�ll go look in the grass. 457 00:49:32,083 --> 00:49:34,292 You won�t find it. 458 00:49:35,625 --> 00:49:37,250 I will. 459 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,417 No, I�ll find it. 460 00:49:51,583 --> 00:49:54,375 And when I find it, I�ll swallow it. 461 00:49:54,542 --> 00:49:57,125 May I ask why you�d swallow that key? 462 00:49:57,292 --> 00:50:00,958 I�m not used to being thrown out. I�ll go when I want. 463 00:50:01,083 --> 00:50:06,000 I�m not throwing you out. I�ll find the key and you�ll go home. 464 00:50:06,833 --> 00:50:08,292 No! 465 00:50:08,708 --> 00:50:10,333 We�ll see. 466 00:50:10,500 --> 00:50:12,208 Yes, we will. 467 00:50:35,208 --> 00:50:37,458 Sully, give me that. 468 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:39,083 Don�t! 469 00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:42,833 Sully, come here! 470 00:51:47,833 --> 00:51:50,417 Okay. Very well. 471 00:52:10,167 --> 00:52:12,167 I�ll call you a taxi. 472 00:52:12,333 --> 00:52:15,333 - I don�t have any money. - Let me pay for it. 473 00:52:15,500 --> 00:52:17,708 There goes all your savings. 474 00:53:05,250 --> 00:53:07,667 I�ve never been treated like this. 475 00:53:09,750 --> 00:53:12,208 The taxi can come, I won�t take it. 476 00:53:15,125 --> 00:53:18,208 Come quickly, please. It�s urgent. Thanks. 477 00:53:18,667 --> 00:53:22,875 Did you hear me? It�ll come for nothing. That�s not smart. 478 00:53:23,333 --> 00:53:25,208 I�m going to kill her. 479 00:53:25,375 --> 00:53:28,167 God, help me to stay calm or I�ll kill her. 480 00:53:34,083 --> 00:53:37,083 From Saint-Germain, it won�t take long. 481 00:53:38,250 --> 00:53:40,125 It can come. I won�t take it. 482 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:45,750 I won�t take it. 483 00:56:12,417 --> 00:56:14,042 Wait a moment. 484 00:56:14,625 --> 00:56:16,625 Come here, you crazy woman! 485 00:56:20,417 --> 00:56:22,208 Are you coming or not? 486 00:56:29,583 --> 00:56:33,208 If you don�t take that cab I�ll find you and kill you. 487 00:56:35,333 --> 00:56:39,208 - You can go, she�s changed her mind. - And for the trip out? 488 00:56:41,250 --> 00:56:43,333 - Is this enough? - That�ll do. 489 00:57:04,583 --> 00:57:06,583 Go away, go away... 490 00:58:00,750 --> 00:58:02,542 Oh shit. 491 00:58:24,208 --> 00:58:26,000 Poor fool. 492 00:58:36,333 --> 00:58:38,333 Poor fool. 493 00:59:23,792 --> 00:59:27,250 Have some cabbage soup. It�s warming and calming. 494 00:59:27,417 --> 00:59:30,417 Why? Do you need to calm down? 495 00:59:35,542 --> 00:59:38,333 - Listen, er... - Er? 496 00:59:43,667 --> 00:59:47,542 - Do you have a minute? - It depends what you�ll do with it. 497 00:59:47,708 --> 00:59:51,000 Give me a minute. I�ll give it back. Don�t go away. 498 00:59:55,417 --> 00:59:56,542 Prudhomme... 499 01:00:06,750 --> 01:00:09,542 Felicia, someone wants to talk to you. 500 01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:14,833 Go ahead, Prudhomme. 501 01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:18,458 You�re a worldly cat. Tell the lady I�m sorry but... 502 01:00:18,625 --> 01:00:21,625 I�m an old bear who bites when disturbed. 503 01:00:21,792 --> 01:00:25,542 Prudhomme, tell the gentleman I may have disturbed him 504 01:00:25,708 --> 01:00:28,333 but he didn�t bite me, on the contrary. 505 01:00:28,500 --> 01:00:30,292 Why did you kiss me? 506 01:00:30,458 --> 01:00:34,417 To a straight question, a straight answer. I don�t know. 507 01:00:34,583 --> 01:00:36,917 I didn�t feel like it at all. 508 01:00:37,042 --> 01:00:41,125 I appreciate your frankness and I want to thank you for it. 509 01:00:41,292 --> 01:00:45,875 I don�t know much about bears but I know they love jam. 510 01:00:50,208 --> 01:00:52,000 Not all of them. 511 01:00:57,167 --> 01:01:00,000 - Right. This time, we�re going. - Where? 512 01:01:00,125 --> 01:01:01,958 To bed. Good night, madam. 513 01:01:04,500 --> 01:01:06,125 Leave me alone, you! 514 01:01:27,417 --> 01:01:29,417 Well! Good evening, Felicia. 515 01:01:29,583 --> 01:01:31,792 If you need a cab, there�s the phone. 516 01:01:31,958 --> 01:01:34,000 - I don�t care. - You�re rude. 517 01:01:34,167 --> 01:01:35,917 Don�t care! 518 01:01:38,208 --> 01:01:41,958 What�s normal in a man is silly or shameful in a woman. 519 01:01:42,083 --> 01:01:44,292 We say a Don Juan, a nymphomaniac. 520 01:01:44,458 --> 01:01:46,167 A ladies� man, a vixen. 521 01:01:46,333 --> 01:01:49,042 - Our hands are tied. - Not your tongue. 522 01:01:49,208 --> 01:01:50,625 Oh yes, that too. 523 01:01:50,792 --> 01:01:54,250 Some things I can�t say, but I could if I were a man. 524 01:01:54,417 --> 01:01:56,250 What�s that? 525 01:01:56,417 --> 01:01:57,750 That? 526 01:01:57,917 --> 01:02:00,708 It�s a sceptical pout. 527 01:02:04,083 --> 01:02:05,750 You�ll see. 528 01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:10,542 Imagine I�m a man and you�re a woman. 529 01:02:10,708 --> 01:02:13,542 - I�m at home. - In my little bedroom? 530 01:02:14,042 --> 01:02:15,250 Yeah. 531 01:02:23,125 --> 01:02:24,375 There. 532 01:02:24,542 --> 01:02:26,542 I come into your bedroom. 533 01:02:27,417 --> 01:02:29,208 I�m a man. 534 01:02:33,417 --> 01:02:35,417 So, my little girl... 535 01:02:48,417 --> 01:02:51,208 Are you hiding? Leaving me all alone... 536 01:02:51,375 --> 01:02:53,000 all sad. 537 01:02:53,583 --> 01:02:55,667 Leave, sir, or I�ll call Mummy. 538 01:03:01,167 --> 01:03:02,250 Mummy! 539 01:03:11,833 --> 01:03:13,917 Be quiet, Daddy. 540 01:03:14,917 --> 01:03:17,917 My little doll, don�t be afraid. 541 01:03:18,042 --> 01:03:21,458 You�re so beautiful. Your eyes are like stars. 542 01:03:21,625 --> 01:03:23,625 I bet you say that to every girl. 543 01:03:23,792 --> 01:03:28,042 And your mouth. Has no-one ever said anything about your mouth? 544 01:03:28,208 --> 01:03:31,458 You know your mouth is driving me crazy? 545 01:03:36,417 --> 01:03:39,458 Leave my mouth alone, sir, and leave me alone. 546 01:03:49,625 --> 01:03:51,500 Look at me, my angel. 547 01:03:51,667 --> 01:03:55,750 I like you, you know. Even more than that... 548 01:03:55,917 --> 01:03:59,208 - Drop the knitting and let me kiss you. - No, sir! 549 01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:05,833 Now I�ve dropped a stitch. Knit one, purl one. 550 01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,000 Go where you�re wanted. 551 01:04:11,083 --> 01:04:14,417 But it�s you that I want, silly goose. 552 01:04:15,583 --> 01:04:19,000 - Do you find me so ugly? - Yes. 553 01:04:19,125 --> 01:04:20,875 Purl one, knit two... 554 01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:22,500 Liar. 555 01:04:24,833 --> 01:04:27,208 Little liar�s nose. 556 01:04:27,375 --> 01:04:30,167 Beautiful liar�s eyes. 557 01:04:30,833 --> 01:04:32,708 Liar�s lips. 558 01:04:33,333 --> 01:04:35,917 Earlier, in the grass, I wasn�t ugly? 559 01:04:36,042 --> 01:04:37,750 It was too dark to see. 560 01:04:38,833 --> 01:04:41,208 Here, we can see better. So look... 561 01:04:41,375 --> 01:04:46,000 And in a trice, we move to using strictly feminine arguments. 562 01:04:46,417 --> 01:04:47,625 Ouch! 563 01:04:50,208 --> 01:04:54,625 - Do you habitually rape men? - Only the rare ones who don�t rape me. 564 01:04:54,792 --> 01:04:58,792 Some timid or lazy guys like it, I don�t. The end. 565 01:04:59,417 --> 01:05:02,500 At least I�ll show you what you�re missing. 566 01:05:02,917 --> 01:05:05,000 Give me that key! 567 01:05:05,125 --> 01:05:07,042 Get it yourself! 568 01:05:40,667 --> 01:05:44,042 - There�s a storm brewing. - There�s trouble ahead. 569 01:05:44,208 --> 01:05:46,417 Let�s not add fuel to the fire. 570 01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:53,208 It�s going to be tough, old chap. 571 01:05:53,625 --> 01:05:55,250 It�ll be tough. 572 01:05:56,083 --> 01:05:58,417 Damn, that girl is beautiful! 573 01:05:58,583 --> 01:06:00,458 That girl is beautiful. 574 01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:03,667 First, don�t say everything twice. 575 01:06:05,667 --> 01:06:07,375 Next, action! 576 01:06:16,417 --> 01:06:17,833 Right. 577 01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:20,458 Now, a little exercise. 578 01:06:21,833 --> 01:06:24,000 Order her to get into her car. 579 01:06:24,833 --> 01:06:26,833 Order her to go home. 580 01:06:29,167 --> 01:06:32,375 Order her to stay here if she feels like it. 581 01:06:32,542 --> 01:06:35,000 Make love to her when she wants it. 582 01:06:39,917 --> 01:06:42,292 I�m not someone who obeys, madam! 583 01:06:42,458 --> 01:06:45,667 I�m a man, damn it! At least, I�m trying to be. 584 01:06:45,833 --> 01:06:48,708 And don�t think it�s that easy, madam. 585 01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:53,000 Finally, don�t monologue like a senile old man. 586 01:06:54,417 --> 01:06:56,833 I�m humiliated. 587 01:06:57,167 --> 01:06:58,792 Humiliated. 588 01:08:01,417 --> 01:08:03,833 Do you always chop wood at 3 a.m.? 589 01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:08,083 When my axe itches, I�d rather chop wood than something else. 590 01:08:18,208 --> 01:08:21,083 Look at my foot, look at my knee... 591 01:08:21,250 --> 01:08:25,042 I almost saw your knee here and your foot over there. 592 01:08:27,167 --> 01:08:29,667 It�s a rather pretty foot, isn�t it? 593 01:08:31,208 --> 01:08:32,875 A pretty knee? 594 01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:53,792 Any normal man would be disturbed. 595 01:09:00,667 --> 01:09:03,375 What are you thinking about right now? 596 01:09:05,917 --> 01:09:09,375 That I�m perfectly positioned to do a judo throw. 597 01:09:12,833 --> 01:09:16,417 - Have you ever desired a woman? - Often. 598 01:09:17,250 --> 01:09:19,917 An easy thing to say. Prove it. 599 01:09:22,750 --> 01:09:24,625 Here�s your proof. 600 01:09:24,792 --> 01:09:28,250 I wouldn�t entrust my logs to someone I didn�t like. 601 01:09:36,083 --> 01:09:38,833 Felix, my son, a piece of advice. 602 01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:40,583 Drop it. 603 01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:42,083 Ouch! 604 01:09:42,250 --> 01:09:44,917 Not the logs, you idiot. The guy! 605 01:09:47,500 --> 01:09:49,375 No, no, no... 606 01:09:49,542 --> 01:09:52,958 You know me. The more one resists me, the more... 607 01:09:54,167 --> 01:09:57,167 It�s simple. As long as he isn�t at my feet... 608 01:09:59,083 --> 01:10:00,917 Nothing left. 609 01:10:03,417 --> 01:10:05,583 Once he�s at my feet... 610 01:10:08,250 --> 01:10:10,000 No mercy. 611 01:10:10,125 --> 01:10:12,125 No mercy at all. 612 01:10:17,500 --> 01:10:20,125 You were very good, you jerk, bravo. 613 01:10:34,375 --> 01:10:35,708 Here. 614 01:10:59,417 --> 01:11:02,750 I can do anything, it cuts no ice with you. 615 01:11:02,917 --> 01:11:05,792 In the country, we don�t read the papers. 616 01:11:05,958 --> 01:11:09,625 We�re out of touch. We live a bit like animals. 617 01:11:12,208 --> 01:11:16,292 No mercy. No mercy at all. 618 01:11:24,208 --> 01:11:26,417 - Say �O�. - It�s childish. 619 01:11:27,083 --> 01:11:29,417 - No. �Ho�, blowing. - At your age! 620 01:11:29,583 --> 01:11:33,042 Is that a new hobby? Saying �ho� in someone�s face. 621 01:11:39,167 --> 01:11:41,792 I think I�ll sit for a while. 622 01:11:49,333 --> 01:11:50,958 Come here. 623 01:11:54,542 --> 01:11:55,625 How? 624 01:11:55,792 --> 01:11:58,500 As usual. On your hind legs. 625 01:12:10,583 --> 01:12:12,375 You�re walking sideways. 626 01:12:12,542 --> 01:12:15,542 I always do. My grandfather was an old crab. 627 01:12:18,125 --> 01:12:20,625 You were a pest but you were pretty. 628 01:12:20,792 --> 01:12:22,583 Now look at yourself. 629 01:12:22,750 --> 01:12:26,292 It�s just starting. White now, next you�ll be green. 630 01:12:36,625 --> 01:12:38,625 - Where are you going? - Home. 631 01:12:38,792 --> 01:12:41,500 - So you�ll stop mocking me. - On foot? 632 01:12:41,667 --> 01:12:43,542 I have a car, as far as I know. 633 01:12:43,708 --> 01:12:45,708 Without a key, as far as I know. 634 01:12:45,875 --> 01:12:47,750 You don�t know anything. 635 01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:52,125 So you didn�t throw it away? 636 01:12:52,292 --> 01:12:56,500 I did, but as it was fond of me, it came back on its tiny key legs. 637 01:12:58,250 --> 01:13:00,583 - I didn�t throw it, you fool. - Good. 638 01:13:00,750 --> 01:13:04,750 These keys can take root. What would I do with a key tree here? 639 01:13:05,417 --> 01:13:07,667 It�s time you started obeying me. 640 01:13:08,417 --> 01:13:10,625 You�ll leave when I tell you. 641 01:13:14,208 --> 01:13:17,583 You won�t drive in that state, and without glasses. 642 01:13:17,750 --> 01:13:20,333 Yes, I will drive in that state. 643 01:13:21,417 --> 01:13:23,208 And without glasses. 644 01:13:26,208 --> 01:13:28,833 I won�t let you humiliate me further. 645 01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:31,875 As long as I feel beautiful, I don�t care. 646 01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:34,417 Now I want to go home. 647 01:13:35,417 --> 01:13:39,458 So your whole personality fits into a few jars of cosmetics? 648 01:13:40,208 --> 01:13:41,875 Go to hell! 649 01:13:50,417 --> 01:13:53,875 You�ll park it more easily now. It�s 20 cms shorter. 650 01:13:57,750 --> 01:14:01,333 And you�ll get out more easily without a gate. 651 01:14:06,500 --> 01:14:08,500 Two headlights missing. 652 01:14:11,625 --> 01:14:13,500 That�s enough, Felicia! 653 01:14:13,667 --> 01:14:16,917 Great. Then there�ll be one less creep on earth. 654 01:14:26,208 --> 01:14:27,333 No! 655 01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:35,000 My heart aches. 656 01:14:35,125 --> 01:14:37,125 All my hearts ache. 657 01:14:44,958 --> 01:14:48,417 You�re taking advantage of it, you coward. Coward! 658 01:14:48,583 --> 01:14:50,208 Let go of me. 659 01:15:00,083 --> 01:15:02,292 Give me some salted coffee. 660 01:15:26,417 --> 01:15:28,667 I forbid you to look at me. 661 01:16:42,625 --> 01:16:44,625 I�ll be back shortly. 662 01:17:18,625 --> 01:17:20,875 My God, what�s happening to me? 663 01:17:30,417 --> 01:17:34,500 My God, my God, what�s happening to me? 664 01:17:34,667 --> 01:17:38,208 My God, my God, and so on and so forth. 665 01:17:38,375 --> 01:17:41,958 Shit, what�s happening to me? 666 01:17:43,125 --> 01:17:47,750 My head burns, my heart races... 667 01:17:47,917 --> 01:17:51,625 My hands are sweaty, I can�t hear a thing. 668 01:17:51,792 --> 01:17:55,667 My poor Gaspard, you�re quite laughable. 669 01:17:59,208 --> 01:18:01,375 Ah, you big jerk. 670 01:18:19,417 --> 01:18:21,417 What�s going on? 671 01:18:21,583 --> 01:18:24,375 Nothing. It�s just Daddy singing. 672 01:18:27,625 --> 01:18:29,417 I see. 673 01:18:30,833 --> 01:18:32,833 We�re waiting. She�s leaving. 674 01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:35,875 Good riddance. Goodbye, Miss. It�s over. 675 01:18:46,333 --> 01:18:48,542 No. No! 676 01:18:49,125 --> 01:18:50,333 No! 677 01:18:50,500 --> 01:18:53,292 And no! That would be too easy. 678 01:18:53,458 --> 01:18:56,458 You won�t get out of it so easily, Miss! 679 01:18:56,625 --> 01:18:58,625 Miss Felicia. 680 01:18:58,792 --> 01:19:01,000 Miss Felicia... 681 01:19:08,208 --> 01:19:09,833 - Yes? - Dance. 682 01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:11,042 I want to dance. 683 01:19:11,208 --> 01:19:13,292 - You�re mad. - I want to. Look! 684 01:19:13,458 --> 01:19:15,792 Feel the sun. I must dance with you. 685 01:19:15,958 --> 01:19:18,167 - Go to bed. You�re raving. - No! 686 01:19:18,333 --> 01:19:20,333 I don�t want to dance with you. 687 01:19:20,500 --> 01:19:25,333 I want to press you against me, very hard. Dancing is a pretext. 688 01:19:25,500 --> 01:19:27,083 Let me go! 689 01:19:29,208 --> 01:19:31,625 I have seen enough of you. 690 01:19:31,792 --> 01:19:33,667 I detest you. 691 01:19:33,833 --> 01:19:35,708 I despise you. 692 01:19:35,875 --> 01:19:38,250 I just wanted to have a bit of fun. 693 01:19:38,417 --> 01:19:42,292 I have never liked you. I will never see you again. 694 01:19:42,458 --> 01:19:45,208 You are ugly. You are a boor. A real boor. 695 01:19:45,375 --> 01:19:47,792 Maybe. That�s too bad. Too bad for you. 696 01:19:47,958 --> 01:19:49,833 You asked for it, you wanted it. 697 01:19:50,000 --> 01:19:52,292 You have it. Now I release the dogs. 698 01:19:52,583 --> 01:19:55,833 The wild dogs in my body that will devour yours. 699 01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:58,042 - Leave me alone, you idiot. - No! 700 01:19:58,208 --> 01:20:01,208 You asked for it, you wanted it, you have it. 701 01:20:01,375 --> 01:20:04,625 You asked for it, you wanted it, you have it. 702 01:20:04,792 --> 01:20:08,167 So come. Come and dance... 703 01:20:09,583 --> 01:20:13,500 You�re treading on my feet. You can�t even dance. Ouch! 704 01:20:13,667 --> 01:20:16,458 - You�re hurting me. - Too bad for you! 705 01:20:16,625 --> 01:20:18,708 You wanted it... You have it! 706 01:20:18,875 --> 01:20:21,875 Let�s tread on our feet. Come on, come on! 707 01:20:22,000 --> 01:20:23,208 Ouch! 708 01:20:23,750 --> 01:20:27,375 All right. I�ll dance, then. But alone. 709 01:20:27,542 --> 01:20:30,417 I�ll show you how to dance. Sit down. 710 01:22:02,625 --> 01:22:04,625 Hey, the stop sign! 711 01:22:30,833 --> 01:22:33,292 In French, are you a cow or a bull? 712 01:22:36,500 --> 01:22:37,917 A cow! 713 01:22:40,333 --> 01:22:43,333 No, silly. I�m pulling your leg. 714 01:22:44,417 --> 01:22:46,208 You don�t scare me at all! 715 01:22:56,333 --> 01:22:58,667 Don�t mind us, we�re together. 716 01:23:11,333 --> 01:23:13,125 Oh dear... 717 01:23:42,208 --> 01:23:45,625 Do you know the fable The Bear and The Doll? 718 01:23:45,792 --> 01:23:49,083 - One day, a bear... - Came across a doll. 719 01:23:49,250 --> 01:23:52,000 Can we imagine two animals less alike? 720 01:23:52,167 --> 01:23:54,500 - The doll said... - The bear got mad. 721 01:23:54,667 --> 01:23:56,167 - And nasty. - Not so. 722 01:23:56,333 --> 01:23:59,208 The doll got angry as well, and ran off. 723 01:24:00,500 --> 01:24:03,500 Realising that he didn�t want her to leave, 724 01:24:03,667 --> 01:24:07,875 the bear followed her and, having found her, said... 725 01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:11,250 Do you know the fable The Bear and The Doll? 726 01:24:11,417 --> 01:24:14,833 - One day, a bear... - Came across a doll. 727 01:24:15,000 --> 01:24:18,375 Can we imagine two animals less alike? 52630

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