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Dad wants us to pick
up where he left off --
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Saving people, hunting
things, the family business.
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There's a really good
cure for a hangover.
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It's a greasy pork sandwich
served up in a dirty ashtray.
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Oh, i hate you. I know you do.
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We're not gonna start that crap again.
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Start what up? That prank stuff.
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It's stupid, and it always escalates.
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What's the matter, sammy?
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Afraid you're gonna get
nair in your shampoo again?
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Just remember, you started it.
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What
the --
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One, me. That's all you got?
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It's weak.
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You're a friggin' jerk!
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You smell like a toilet. Chicken.
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Jerk. Bitch.
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Shut up. You wuss.
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Tch. Jerk.
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Bring it on, baldy.
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Excuse me.
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Are you lost?
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No.
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I've been waiting for you, professor.
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Huh.
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Oh, you're in one of my classes?
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Don't you recognize me?
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Well...
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They're big classes.
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Anyway, my office hours are
tuesday and thursday mornings.
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Really? I was...hoping
i could see you now.
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Um...
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Well, since you asked
so nicely, come on.
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Such a handsome photo.
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That old thing.
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So, what can i do for you?
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How's the anscombe paper coming?
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Uh, professor, i
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Uh...
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I have a confession to make.
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Oh? What's that?
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I'm not really one of your students.
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Really. Then, why are you here?
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Maybe i should just go.
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Wait.
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I get it.
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I understand how you're
feeling, and it's only natural.
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You are young and wide-Eyed.
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And i'm somewhat of a
celebrity around here.
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Don't get me wrong, you're
a very beautiful girl.
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But it would be wrong of
me to take advantage of you.
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I just, uh...
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I just respect you too much.
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Oh, my god.
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What?
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Don't you like me anymore?
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Don't you want me?
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Dude, you mind not
eating those on my bed?
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No, i don't mind.
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How's the research going?
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You know how it's going?
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Slow.
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You know how it would go
a heck of a lot faster?
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If i had my computer.
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Can you turn that down, please?
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Yeah, absolutely.
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You know what?
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Maybe you should just go
somewhere for a while, huh?
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Hey, i'd love to.
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Unfortunately, my car's
all screwed to hell.
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I told you, i have
nothing to do --
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Hey, bobby. Hey, boys.
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Hey, bobby.
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It's good to see you again so soon.
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Yeah, uh, thanks for coming.
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Come on in.
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Thank god you're here.
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So, um...
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What didn't you want to talk
to me on the phone about?
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Sam: it's this job we're working.
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We weren't sure you'd believe us.
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Well, i can believe a lot.
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Yeah, yeah, i know.
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It's just we've never
seen anything like it.
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Not even close.
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We thought we could use some fresh eyes.
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Why don't you begin at the beginning?
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Yeah. Um, all right, please.
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So...
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It all started when we
caught wind of an obit.
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See, a professor took a nose
dive from a fourth-Story window,
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Only there's a campus legend
that the building's haunted.
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So we pretexted as reporters
from the local paper.
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Yeah, we both had the professor
for "ethics and morality."
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So, why do you think he did it?
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Who knows? He was
tenured, wife and kids.
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His book is a really big deal.
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Then again, who's to say it was suicide?
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Jen, come on.
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Well, what else could it be?
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Well, you know about crawford hall.
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No, i don't, actually.
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It's a bunch of crap.
It's a total urban legend.
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Well, heather's mom went to school here,
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And she knew the girl.
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Wait, what girl?
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Like, 30 years ago,
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This girl was having an
affair with some professor.
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He broke it off.
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She jumped out the
window and killed herself.
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You know her name?
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No.
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But they say she jumped from room 669.
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Get it? You turn the 9 upside down...
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So now she haunts the building,
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And anyone who sees her...
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They don't live to tell the tale.
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Well, if no one lives to tell the tale,
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Then how does the tale get told?
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Curtis, shut up!
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You know what? Uh, thanks
a lot, guys. Excuse me.
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Dean.
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What are you -- What
are you drinking?
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I don't know, man.
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I think they're called purple nurples.
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I think we should check
out the professor's office.
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Oh, no, no, no. I can't right now.
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I've got a feisty little
wildcat on the hook.
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I'm about ready to
-- Zz! -- Reel her in.
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I'll introduce
you. De--
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Starla. Starla, hey.
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This is my shuttle copilot, major tom.
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Major tom
-- Starla.
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Enchant?
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Hi.
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Sorry. Just trying to
keep my liquor down.
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Yeah. Good job.
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Hey, good news.
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She's got a sister.
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Dean: whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Hold on a minute. What?
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Come on, dude. That's
not how it happened.
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No?
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So you never drank a purple nurple?
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Yeah, maybe that, but...
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I don't say things like,
"feisty little wildcat."
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And her name wasn't starla.
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Then what was it?
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I don't know, but she
was a classy chick.
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She was a grad student,
anthropology and folklore.
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We were talking about
local ghost stories.
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Here's
to --
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Here's to us.
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My god, you are attractive.
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Thanks. But no time for that now.
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You need to tell me
about this urban legend.
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Please. Lives are at stake.
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Sorry. I just -- I
can't even concentrate.
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It's like staring...
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Into the sky.
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Dean, what do you think you're doing?
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Sam, please.
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If you wouldn't mind, just
give me five minutes here.
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Dean, this is a very
serious investigation.
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We don't have time for any
of your blah blah blah blah.
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Right.
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And that's how it really happened.
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I don't sound like that, dean.
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That's what you sound like to me. Okay.
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What's going on with you two?
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Nothing. It's nothing.
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Come on.
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You're bickering like
an old married couple.
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No, see, married
couples can get divorced.
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Me and hme? We're
like, uh, siamese twins.
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It's "conjoined" twins. See what i mean?
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Look,
it --
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We've just been on
the road for too long,
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Tight quarters, all that.
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Don't worry about it.
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Okay.
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So, anyway, we figured
it might be a haunting,
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So we went to check out
the scene of the crime.
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So, how long have you been working here?
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Janitor: i've been mopping
these floors for six years.
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There you go, guys.
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What the heck's that for?
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Just find the wire in the walls.
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Ah. Well.
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Not sure why you're
wiring up this office.
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Not gonna do the professor much good.
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Why's that?
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He's dead. Oh.
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What happened?
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He went out that window right there.
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Yeah? Were you working that night?
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I'm the one who found him.
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You see it happen? Nope.
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I just saw him come up here and, uh...
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Well... what?
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He wasn't alone.
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Who was he with?
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Come on! I ate one, maybe two.
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Just let me tell it, okay?
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He was with a young lady.
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I told the cops about her,
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But i guess they never found her.
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You saw this girl go in, huh?
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But did you ever see her come out?
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Now that you mention it, no.
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You ever see her before, around?
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Not her.
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What do you mean?
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I don't mean to cast aspersions
on a dead guy, but, uh...
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Mr. Morality here?
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He brought a lot of girls up here.
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Got more ass than a toilet seat.
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One more thing.
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This building -- It only
has four stories, right?
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Yeah.
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So there wouldn't be a room 669?
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Of course not. Why do you ask?
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Ah, just curious.
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Thanks. Sure.
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Well, no traces of emf, that's for sure.
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And that room 669's a load of crap.
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So, what do you think? The
professor's just a jumper?
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A legend's just a legend? I don't know.
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The girl that the
janitor described --
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That's pretty weird. Yeah.
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We ought to check out the
history on the building.
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See if any coed ganked herself there.
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Yeah, you're right.
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Dude, were you on my computer?
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No. Oh, really?
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'Cause it's frozen now
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On -- On
bustyasianbeauties.Com.
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Dean...
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Would you just -- Don't
touch my stuff anymore, okay?
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Why don't you control your ocd?
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But did you dig up
anything about the building,
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Or on the suicidal coed?
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No. History's clean.
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Then it's not a haunting.
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Maybe not.
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Tell you the truth,
we're not really sure.
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What do you mean you're not sure?
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Well...it's weird.
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What's weird?
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This next part, we, uh...
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We didn't see it happen
ourselves, exactly, but...
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It's pretty friggin' weird, even for us.
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Aaaaaah!
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Aliens? Yeah.
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Aliens? Yeah.
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Look, even if they are real,
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They're sure as hell not coming
to earth and swiping people.
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Hey, believe me. We know.
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My whole life i've never found evidence
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Of an honest-To-God
abduction.
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It's all just cranks and pranks.
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Yeah, that's what we thought.
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But...we figured we'd
at least talk to the guy.
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Hey, you ought to give
those purple nurples a shot.
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So, what happened, curtis?
266
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You won't believe me. Nobody does.
267
00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:18,900
Give us a chance.
268
00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:21,600
I do not want this in the papers.
269
00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:23,200
Off the record, then.
270
00:16:30,300 --> 00:16:31,400
I, uh...
271
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,100
I blacked out, and...
272
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:36,700
I lost time,
273
00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:40,300
And when i woke up, i
don't know where i was.
274
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:46,500
Then what?
275
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:50,600
They did tests on me.
276
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:53,400
And, uh...
277
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:02,200
They, uh...
278
00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:06,100
They probed me.
279
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:10,400
They probed you?
280
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:15,300
Yeah, they probed me.
281
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:21,300
Again and a-- Again
and -- And again.
282
00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:30,000
And again and again and again
283
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,500
And then one more time.
284
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:34,100
Yikes.
285
00:17:35,900 --> 00:17:37,600
And that's not even the worst of it.
286
00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:39,900
How could it get any worse?
287
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:42,500
Some alien made you his bitch.
288
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:50,300
They...
289
00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:53,100
They made me...
290
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,000
Slow dance!
291
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:28,900
You guys are exaggerating again, huh?
292
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:29,900
No no.
293
00:18:30,700 --> 00:18:33,000
Then this frat boy's just nuts.
294
00:18:33,700 --> 00:18:35,000
We're not so sure.
295
00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:40,300
I'm telling you, dean,
296
00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:42,500
This was made by some
kind of jet engine.
297
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:44,700
You mean some saucer-Shaped jet engine?
298
00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:45,900
What else could it be?
299
00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:48,300
What the hell? I don't know.
300
00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:50,500
Seriously, dude -- What
the hell? I don't know.
301
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,600
I mean, first the hating. Now this?
302
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,100
The timing
alone --
303
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:55,600
There's got to be some
kind of connection.
304
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:58,700
You mean between the angry
spirit and the sexed-Up e.T.?
305
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,300
What could the connection possibly be?
306
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:04,300
But what could we do? So
we just kept on digging.
307
00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:06,600
So, you and this
guy, curtis --
308
00:19:06,700 --> 00:19:08,300
You were in the same house? Yeah.
309
00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:10,000
You heard what happened to him, right?
310
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:13,000
Yeah, he says it was aliens,
but, you know, whatever.
311
00:19:13,700 --> 00:19:14,700
Look,
man, i --
312
00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:17,900
I know this all has to be so hard.
313
00:19:17,900 --> 00:19:19,000
Um, not so much.
314
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,400
But i want you to know...
315
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:22,600
I'm here for you.
316
00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:26,500
You brave little soldier.
317
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,900
I acknowledge your pain.
318
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:33,900
Come here.
319
00:19:38,900 --> 00:19:40,600
You're too precious for this world.
320
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:43,200
I never said that!
321
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,200
You're always saying
pansy stuff like that.
322
00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:51,800
Well, um...
323
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,700
Yeah, uh, thanks.
324
00:19:54,700 --> 00:19:57,400
Thanks for the hug, but, uh, i'm okay.
325
00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:58,500
Really.
326
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:01,800
To tell you the truth,
327
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,700
Whatever happened to
curtis, he had it coming.
328
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:05,500
Why is that?
329
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:06,800
He's our pledge master.
330
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,400
Put us through hell this semester
331
00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:10,200
And got off on it.
332
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:12,000
So now he knows how we feel.
333
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:16,800
It's okay.
334
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,100
Still doesn't make a lick of sense.
335
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:23,600
But, hey, at least
there's one connection.
336
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:24,800
Between what?
337
00:20:25,700 --> 00:20:26,600
The victims.
338
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:29,800
The professor and
the frat guy --
339
00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:31,400
They're both dicks.
340
00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:32,900
That's a connection?
341
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,200
You got anything better to
go on, i'd love to hear it.
342
00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:37,900
Where's my laptop?
343
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:39,600
I don't know.
344
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:41,300
Think about it.
345
00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:43,400
A philandering professor
gets a dead girl.
346
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,100
A pledge master gets hazed.
347
00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:46,300
I left it in here.
348
00:20:46,300 --> 00:20:47,500
You obviously didn't.
349
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:51,200
I mean, these punishments
-- They're almost poetic.
350
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,600
Actually, it'd be more like
a limerick, but still --
351
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,500
Okay, hilarious. Ha ha.
352
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:56,700
Where'd you hide it?
353
00:20:56,700 --> 00:20:58,200
What, your computer?
Yeah, where'd you hide it?
354
00:20:58,200 --> 00:20:59,500
Why would i take your computer?
355
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:00,900
Because no one else could have.
356
00:21:00,900 --> 00:21:03,500
We keep the door locked.
We never let any maids in.
357
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,900
Looks like you lost it, poindexter.
358
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:14,000
Dude, you know something? I
put up with a lot from you.
359
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,600
What are you talking about?
I'm a joy to be around.
360
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:18,100
Yeah? Your dirty socks in the sink,
361
00:21:18,100 --> 00:21:19,700
Your food in the fridge.
362
00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:20,500
What's wrong with my food?
363
00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:23,600
It's not food anymore,
dean! It's darwinism.
364
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:25,800
All i ask from you, the one thing,
365
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:27,500
Is that you don't mess with my stuff!
366
00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:29,300
You done?
367
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:34,300
You know, how would you feel
if i screwed with the impala?
368
00:21:34,300 --> 00:21:35,700
It'd be the last thing you ever did.
369
00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:39,600
Did you take his computer?
370
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,600
Serves him right, but, no.
371
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:42,700
Well, i didn't lose it.
372
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:44,000
'Cause i don't lose things.
373
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,100
Oh, that's right,
'cause he's mr. Perfect.
374
00:21:46,100 --> 00:21:47,100
Okay, okay.
375
00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:49,200
Why don't you just tell
me what happened next?
376
00:21:50,300 --> 00:21:51,600
There was one more victim.
377
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:54,100
Now, we didn't see this
one ourselves, either.
378
00:21:54,100 --> 00:21:55,800
We kind of put it
together from the evidence.
379
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:59,900
But this guy -- He was
a research scientist.
380
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:01,600
Animal testing.
381
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:04,500
Yeah, you know -- A dick,
which fits the pattern.
382
00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:21,800
Hey.
383
00:23:32,300 --> 00:23:33,600
Well, this ought to be quick.
384
00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:40,500
Ok
385
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:42,700
That is just nasty.
386
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:44,300
Uh, yeah.
387
00:23:46,700 --> 00:23:47,600
Mutilated?
388
00:23:48,700 --> 00:23:50,300
Looks to me like something was hungry.
389
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,200
They identify him yet?
390
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:55,000
Yeah. A research
scientist at the college.
391
00:23:55,700 --> 00:23:57,200
Guess where his office was, by the way.
392
00:23:57,500 --> 00:23:59,600
Crawford hall, same as the professor.
393
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,500
That's right where the frat
boy had his close encounter.
394
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:03,400
Yeah.
395
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:06,600
Hey, grab me that thing, would you?
396
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:12,700
Thanks.
397
00:24:17,300 --> 00:24:18,100
What is it?
398
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:19,900
Looks like a...
399
00:24:21,700 --> 00:24:22,800
A belly scale?
400
00:24:23,700 --> 00:24:25,100
A belly scale? From what?
401
00:24:25,100 --> 00:24:26,300
Uh...
402
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:29,600
An alligator?
403
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:32,700
An alligator in the sewer.
404
00:24:33,100 --> 00:24:33,900
Come on.
405
00:24:33,900 --> 00:24:36,500
What? Well, dean, it's
a classic urban legend.
406
00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:38,500
A kid flushes a baby
gator down the toilet,
407
00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:40,500
And it grows huge in the tunnels.
408
00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:42,100
But no one's ever really found one.
409
00:24:42,100 --> 00:24:43,400
They're not real.
410
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:44,700
Neither's alien abduction,
411
00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:46,400
But something chomped on this guy.
412
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:49,100
This couldn't get any weirder.
413
00:24:49,100 --> 00:24:51,200
Maybe we should get some
help. I'll call bobby.
414
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,100
Maybe he's run into
something like this before.
415
00:24:53,100 --> 00:24:54,000
Oh, i'm sure he has.
416
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,600
Just your typical haunted campus,
417
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:57,700
Alien abduction,
alligator-In-The-Sewer gig.
418
00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:58,900
Yeah, it's simple.
419
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,500
We decided to search the sewer anyway,
420
00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:04,800
So we split up, each
taking one end of campus.
421
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:06,100
Did you find anything?
422
00:25:06,100 --> 00:25:09,200
Yeah, i found something,
just not in the sewer.
423
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,800
Dean: son of a bitch!
424
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:43,300
Sam!
425
00:25:46,900 --> 00:25:48,200
You think this is funny?
426
00:25:49,100 --> 00:25:51,200
It depends. What?
427
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,400
The car! What about the car?
428
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:54,900
You can't let the air out of the tires.
429
00:25:54,900 --> 00:25:56,200
You're gonna bend the rims!
430
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:57,600
Whoa, wait a minute.
431
00:25:57,900 --> 00:25:59,200
I didn't go near your car.
432
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:00,900
Oh, yeah? Huh.
433
00:26:00,900 --> 00:26:02,700
Then how'd i find this?
434
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:10,500
Hey, give me back my money.
435
00:26:10,500 --> 00:26:11,800
Oh, no, no.
436
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:14,900
Consider it reparations
for, uh, emotional trauma.
437
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,300
Yeah, very funny. Now, give it back.
438
00:26:17,700 --> 00:26:18,500
No.
439
00:26:18,900 --> 00:26:21,400
Dean,i have had it up to here with you.
440
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:22,800
Yeah? Right back at you!
441
00:26:30,700 --> 00:26:32,200
Get off me! Give it back!
442
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,600
Okay, i've heard enough.
443
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:37,700
You showed up about an hour after that.
444
00:26:37,700 --> 00:26:39,600
I'm surprised at you two.
445
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:40,800
I really am.
446
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:45,500
Sam, first off, dean did
not steal your computer.
447
00:26:45,500 --> 00:26:47,500
But i -- Shh,
shh, shh, shh!
448
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:50,500
And, dean, sam did not touch your car.
449
00:26:50,700 --> 00:26:52,000
Yeah.
450
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:55,200
And if you two bothered to pull
your heads out of your asses,
451
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:56,800
It all would have been pretty clear.
452
00:26:57,300 --> 00:26:59,600
What? What you're dealing with.
453
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:03,500
Uh...
454
00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:04,600
I got nothing. Me neither.
455
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:07,000
You got a trickster on your hands.
456
00:27:07,300 --> 00:27:08,300
That's what i thought.
457
00:27:08,300 --> 00:27:09,800
What?! No, you didn't.
458
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:10,800
I got to tell you...
459
00:27:11,900 --> 00:27:14,200
You guys were the biggest clue.
460
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,300
What do you mean?
461
00:27:15,900 --> 00:27:18,600
These things create chaos and mischief
462
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:19,700
As easy as breathing,
463
00:27:19,700 --> 00:27:21,700
And it's got you so turned around
464
00:27:21,700 --> 00:27:23,400
And at each other's throats,
465
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:24,800
You can't even think straight.
466
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:26,800
The laptop. The tires.
467
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:28,500
It knows you're onto him,
468
00:27:29,300 --> 00:27:31,600
And it's been playing you like fiddles.
469
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:35,400
So, what is it --
Spirit, demon, what?
470
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:38,500
Well, more like demigods, really.
471
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:40,400
There's loki in scandinavia.
472
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:42,800
There's anansi in west africa.
473
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:44,000
Dozens of them.
474
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,100
They're immortal,
475
00:27:45,100 --> 00:27:47,300
And they can create
things out of thin air,
476
00:27:47,300 --> 00:27:48,600
Things as real as you and me.
477
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,000
Make them vanish just as quick.
478
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:53,600
You mean like an angry spirit
or an alien or an alligator.
479
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:55,500
The victims fit the m.O., too.
480
00:27:55,500 --> 00:27:57,300
Tricksters target the
high and the mighty,
481
00:27:57,300 --> 00:28:00,100
Knock them down a peg, usually
with a sense of humor --
482
00:28:00,100 --> 00:28:02,200
Deadly pranks, things like that.
483
00:28:02,900 --> 00:28:04,500
Bobby, what do these things look like?
484
00:28:06,100 --> 00:28:08,700
Lots of things, but human, mostly.
485
00:28:11,300 --> 00:28:12,300
And what human do we know
486
00:28:12,300 --> 00:28:14,200
Who's been at ground
zero this whole time?
487
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:27,200
Janitor: oh, that's a good one.
488
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:36,600
Come here
489
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:40,200
Could you eat?
490
00:28:40,500 --> 00:28:42,400
I could eat. Come on.
491
00:28:55,700 --> 00:28:57,400
Something's missing.
492
00:29:00,700 --> 00:29:01,800
That's better.
493
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,000
Mmm!
494
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:20,000
Sorry i'm dragging a
little ass today, boys.
495
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:22,500
Had quite the night last night.
496
00:29:23,700 --> 00:29:26,100
Lots of sex, if you catch my drift.
497
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,200
Yeah, hard not to.
Listen, we won't be long.
498
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:31,500
We just need to check a
couple offices up on 3.
499
00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:32,600
No problem.
500
00:29:34,900 --> 00:29:38,000
I, uh, forgot something in the truck.
501
00:29:38,500 --> 00:29:40,900
You know what? I'll
catch up with you guys.
502
00:29:40,900 --> 00:29:41,600
Okay.
503
00:30:28,700 --> 00:30:30,300
Just 'cause he reads
the weekly world news
504
00:30:30,300 --> 00:30:31,600
Doesn't mean he's our guy.
505
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:32,500
You read it, too.
506
00:30:32,500 --> 00:30:33,700
I'm telling you, it's him.
507
00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:36,100
Look, i just think we
need some hard proof.
508
00:30:36,100 --> 00:30:37,000
That's all.
509
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:39,300
Another thing bobby mentioned
was that these suckers
510
00:30:39,300 --> 00:30:41,700
Have a metabolism like an
insect, a real sweet tooth.
511
00:30:41,700 --> 00:30:44,300
I didn't find any candy bars or sugar.
512
00:30:44,300 --> 00:30:45,900
Not even equal. Probably
missed something.
513
00:30:45,900 --> 00:30:46,700
I don't miss things.
514
00:30:46,700 --> 00:30:48,900
Oh, right, 'cause you're mr. Perfect.
515
00:30:49,900 --> 00:30:50,700
What?
516
00:30:50,700 --> 00:30:52,200
Are you really still pissed at me
517
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:53,500
'Cause of what the trickster did?
518
00:30:53,500 --> 00:30:56,100
You been a tight ass long
before that trickster showed up.
519
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:03,000
Look, just...stay here,
keep an eye on the janitor.
520
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,500
I'll go to his place to see if
i can find any actual evidence
521
00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:07,800
Before you go barging
in and staking the man!
522
00:31:09,100 --> 00:31:10,600
Just wt till i get back, okay?
523
00:31:11,700 --> 00:31:13,000
Okay? Okay!
524
00:31:51,700 --> 00:31:52,900
Eh, screw this.
525
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,800
We've been waiting for you, dean.
526
00:33:38,300 --> 00:33:40,300
Y-Y-You guys
aren't real.
527
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,400
Trust me, sugar, it's gonna feel real.
528
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:48,200
Come on. Let us give you a massage.
529
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:54,200
You know, i'm a -- I'm a
sucker for a happy ending.
530
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:56,300
Really, i am, but...
531
00:33:57,700 --> 00:33:59,800
I-I'm gonna have to pass.
532
00:34:01,100 --> 00:34:02,500
Janitor: they're a peace offering.
533
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:06,900
I know what you and your brother do.
534
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:11,100
I've been around a while.
Run into your kind before.
535
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:13,400
Well, then you know that i...
536
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:15,300
Can't let you just keep hurting people.
537
00:34:16,300 --> 00:34:17,700
Come on!
538
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:20,800
Those people got what
was coming to them.
539
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:23,400
Hoisted on their own petards.
540
00:34:23,900 --> 00:34:27,100
But you and sam
-- I like you.
541
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:28,600
I do.
542
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,300
So treat yourself...
543
00:34:31,700 --> 00:34:33,000
Long as you want.
544
00:34:33,500 --> 00:34:36,900
Just long enough for me to
move on to the next town.
545
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:41,700
Yeah, i don't think
i can let you do that.
546
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:43,200
I don't want to hurt you.
547
00:34:44,900 --> 00:34:46,200
And you know that i can.
548
00:34:46,700 --> 00:34:48,700
Look, man, i --
I got to tell you,
549
00:34:48,700 --> 00:34:50,800
I dig your style, all right?
550
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:53,700
I mean [chuckles] i do. I mean
551
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:56,600
And the
slow-Dancing alien --
552
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:01,700
One of my personal favorites. Yeah.
553
00:35:01,700 --> 00:35:03,900
But, uh, i can't let you go.
554
00:35:03,900 --> 00:35:04,900
Too bad.
555
00:35:05,700 --> 00:35:07,200
Like i said, i like you.
556
00:35:07,900 --> 00:35:08,900
Sam was right.
557
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:12,800
You shouldn't have come alone.
558
00:35:14,300 --> 00:35:15,800
Well, i'll agree with you there.
559
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:28,000
That fight you
guys had outside --
560
00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:29,600
That was a trick?
561
00:35:31,700 --> 00:35:32,500
Hmm.
562
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,600
Not bad.
563
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:40,200
But you want to see a real trick?
564
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:05,200
Ohh!
565
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:08,900
Aah!
566
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:14,600
Ohh!
567
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,200
Ohh!
568
00:36:21,300 --> 00:36:22,200
Ha!
569
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:24,500
Nice toss, ladies!
570
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:30,400
Dean...
571
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,400
Dean, dean, dean.
572
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:34,500
I did not want to have to do this.
573
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:39,300
Me neither.
574
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:01,500
You guys okay?
575
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:03,900
Yeah.
576
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:06,800
I guess.
577
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:08,600
All i got to say...
578
00:37:09,900 --> 00:37:11,100
He had style.
579
00:37:12,700 --> 00:37:13,700
Ohh.
580
00:37:17,900 --> 00:37:19,100
Bobby, thanks a lot.
581
00:37:19,100 --> 00:37:20,200
Hey, save it!
582
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:21,600
Let's just get the hell out of dodge
583
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:23,100
Before somebody finds that body.
584
00:37:23,100 --> 00:37:24,000
Yeah
585
00:37:25,900 --> 00:37:27,300
Look, dean, um...
586
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:30,100
I just want to say that i'm, uh...
587
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:31,200
Um...
588
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:34,400
Hey.
589
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:37,900
Me too.
590
00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:42,700
You guys are breaking my heart.
591
00:37:42,700 --> 00:37:44,400
Could we please just leave?
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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