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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,067 --> 00:00:08,651 ♪ Girls have feelings ♪ 2 00:00:08,734 --> 00:00:12,859 ♪ Girls have feelings ♪ 3 00:00:12,943 --> 00:00:17,275 ♪ Too, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 4 00:00:17,359 --> 00:00:22,234 ♪ Too, ooh-ooh-ooh... ♪ 5 00:00:22,317 --> 00:00:25,818 Wake up, Mama. 6 00:00:25,901 --> 00:00:28,693 Mama, please wake up. 7 00:00:28,776 --> 00:00:31,109 Oh, God. What time is it? 8 00:00:31,192 --> 00:00:34,025 - Mm-mm-mm. - I'm sorry I didn't wake up. 9 00:00:34,109 --> 00:00:35,484 It's okay. 10 00:00:35,567 --> 00:00:37,526 You wanna go read? 11 00:00:37,609 --> 00:00:39,234 Okay. [sighs] Okay, I'm-- 12 00:00:39,317 --> 00:00:40,651 I'm gonna go put on some PJs. 13 00:00:40,734 --> 00:00:42,401 Oof. 14 00:00:42,484 --> 00:00:45,150 Larry, I'm very hungover. 15 00:00:46,526 --> 00:00:48,109 Okay, I'm up. 16 00:00:48,192 --> 00:00:50,484 Okay, let's read a book. 17 00:00:50,567 --> 00:00:51,943 Okay. 18 00:00:52,025 --> 00:00:54,109 Once upon a time, there was a little boy, 19 00:00:54,192 --> 00:00:55,484 and as he runs, 20 00:00:55,567 --> 00:00:57,776 he found a special key... 21 00:00:57,859 --> 00:01:01,150 [indistinct] ...from Peppa Pig. 22 00:01:01,234 --> 00:01:03,567 Peppa Pig went out one day 23 00:01:03,651 --> 00:01:05,859 and he found a magic bean 24 00:01:05,943 --> 00:01:09,984 and he ripped the page at the muddy puddle. 25 00:01:10,067 --> 00:01:12,317 And he ripped the muddy puddle. 26 00:01:12,401 --> 00:01:16,109 And Daddy Pig said, "Go in time-out in your room," 27 00:01:16,192 --> 00:01:19,734 and then she...she leave and he was good. 28 00:01:19,818 --> 00:01:22,192 He was all fine. 29 00:01:22,275 --> 00:01:24,442 And the end. 30 00:01:24,526 --> 00:01:28,109 ♪ Girls have... ♪ 31 00:01:28,192 --> 00:01:30,359 Representative? Representative. 32 00:01:30,442 --> 00:01:32,401 Hey, sorry. I'm just on the phone. 33 00:01:32,484 --> 00:01:34,734 - Hey. We were just reading. - [Nelson] Representative. 34 00:01:34,818 --> 00:01:37,818 - Representative. - Oh, you look rough. 35 00:01:37,901 --> 00:01:39,442 [exhales deeply] 36 00:01:39,526 --> 00:01:41,109 - [Nelson] Representative. - [Bridge] Mm. 37 00:01:41,192 --> 00:01:42,734 [Rafi] What are you reading, buddy? 38 00:01:42,818 --> 00:01:45,025 [Nelson] Representative. 39 00:01:45,109 --> 00:01:47,150 Representative. 40 00:01:47,234 --> 00:01:48,109 [Rafi] Bridge, are you feeling okay? 41 00:01:48,192 --> 00:01:49,526 [Nelson] Representative. 42 00:01:49,609 --> 00:01:51,484 Representative. 43 00:01:51,567 --> 00:01:53,150 [Bridge sighs] 44 00:01:54,901 --> 00:01:57,150 Calling your local official? 45 00:01:57,234 --> 00:01:58,526 [Nelson] No, I'm making a hair appointment. 46 00:01:58,609 --> 00:02:00,025 Representative. 47 00:02:00,109 --> 00:02:01,567 So what are you guys doing today? 48 00:02:01,651 --> 00:02:03,776 We're making "Dadurday" pancakes. 49 00:02:03,859 --> 00:02:05,859 - What are Dadurday pancakes? - [Nelson] Representative. 50 00:02:05,943 --> 00:02:07,192 It's like pancakes on Saturday, 51 00:02:07,275 --> 00:02:09,359 but since "Saturday" sounds like "dad," 52 00:02:09,442 --> 00:02:11,234 I made it "Dadurday." 53 00:02:11,317 --> 00:02:12,818 Now that I officially get Larry all weekend, 54 00:02:12,901 --> 00:02:14,192 - it's our new thing. - Princess Nelly. 55 00:02:14,275 --> 00:02:15,734 - [Rafi] You wanna come? - Oh, I can't. 56 00:02:15,818 --> 00:02:16,901 [Larry] Princess Nelly! 57 00:02:16,984 --> 00:02:18,401 I got a really busy day planned. 58 00:02:18,484 --> 00:02:20,025 I'm gonna chip away at the old to-do list. 59 00:02:20,109 --> 00:02:21,484 - Okay, sounds fun. - [Larry] Princess Nelly! 60 00:02:21,567 --> 00:02:23,651 - Princess Nelly! - At the Tremont location? 61 00:02:23,734 --> 00:02:25,109 Sorry, can you say that one more time? 62 00:02:25,192 --> 00:02:26,859 There's just a toddler trying to touch me. 63 00:02:26,943 --> 00:02:28,651 - Princess Nelly! - Larry? Larry. 64 00:02:28,734 --> 00:02:31,484 Larry! Shush. 65 00:02:31,567 --> 00:02:34,025 - [Nelson] At Tremont? - Uh, shush-shush-shush. 66 00:02:34,109 --> 00:02:35,818 That's what a train does, isn't it? 67 00:02:35,901 --> 00:02:37,317 - You are such a lifesaver. - [imitates train] 68 00:02:37,401 --> 00:02:39,067 I've literally been walking around like... 69 00:02:39,150 --> 00:02:40,901 - my hair's just a horror. - Oh, I'll play with you. 70 00:02:40,984 --> 00:02:42,609 ♪ Giddyup, giddyup, giddyup-up-up... ♪ 71 00:02:42,693 --> 00:02:44,234 [Nelson] Yeah, we're both blonde. 72 00:02:44,317 --> 00:02:46,275 ♪ Giddyup ♪ Tickle, tickle, tickle. 73 00:02:46,359 --> 00:02:48,192 [Nelson] Okay, great, and Marcel's doing it? 74 00:02:48,275 --> 00:02:50,234 Yes! Okay, great, thank you. We'll see you then. 75 00:02:50,317 --> 00:02:52,442 Thank you, thank you, thank you so much. 76 00:02:52,526 --> 00:02:55,693 Hey, uh, so Larry was trying to talk to you. 77 00:02:55,776 --> 00:02:57,109 Oh, yeah, I know. 78 00:02:57,192 --> 00:02:57,984 He needs to learn better phone manners. 79 00:02:58,067 --> 00:02:59,901 [sweetly] Doesn't he? Yeah. 80 00:02:59,984 --> 00:03:01,943 [Rafi] Come on, buddy. I think it's time for us to go. 81 00:03:02,025 --> 00:03:03,401 - [Nelson] Sure. - [Rafi] Oh. 82 00:03:03,484 --> 00:03:06,943 Well, uh... okay, just, uh, have fun. 83 00:03:07,025 --> 00:03:09,025 Keep him alive this weekend. 84 00:03:09,109 --> 00:03:10,943 First weekend without Mama. 85 00:03:11,025 --> 00:03:13,484 These smell clean. 86 00:03:13,567 --> 00:03:15,484 - [Bridge] Okay. - Shoes? 87 00:03:15,567 --> 00:03:16,609 - Shoes. - Here, I got it. 88 00:03:16,693 --> 00:03:18,484 Check. Thanks, babe. 89 00:03:18,567 --> 00:03:20,818 Hey, listen, do you wanna come with us today to the salon? 90 00:03:20,901 --> 00:03:22,693 Oh, I, um... 91 00:03:22,776 --> 00:03:24,693 I can't. I got my busy day planned. 92 00:03:24,776 --> 00:03:26,317 You sure? You know what Aziz Ansari says. 93 00:03:26,401 --> 00:03:27,693 "You look better, you feel better"? 94 00:03:27,776 --> 00:03:29,484 Who's Aziz Ansari? 95 00:03:29,567 --> 00:03:30,818 [Nelson laughs] Well, try to join us at the Drybar. 96 00:03:30,901 --> 00:03:33,150 Let's go, babe. 97 00:03:33,234 --> 00:03:34,901 - [Bridge] Okay. - Get some rest. 98 00:03:34,984 --> 00:03:36,192 [door squeaks, clicks shut] 99 00:03:36,275 --> 00:03:38,067 ♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪ 100 00:03:38,150 --> 00:03:39,818 ♪ Doo-doo-di-doo ♪ 101 00:03:39,901 --> 00:03:41,776 ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 102 00:03:41,859 --> 00:03:43,776 ♪ Doo-doo-di-doo ♪ 103 00:03:43,859 --> 00:03:45,818 - ♪ Hold on ♪ - ♪ Doo-doo-doo... ♪ 104 00:03:45,901 --> 00:03:48,484 Okay, gotta buy stamps, 105 00:03:48,567 --> 00:03:50,943 preschool research, start yoga, 106 00:03:51,025 --> 00:03:53,150 parking tickets... 107 00:03:53,234 --> 00:03:55,317 [sighs] ...cut out carbs, 108 00:03:55,401 --> 00:03:57,150 pay phone bill, pay electricity bill, 109 00:03:57,234 --> 00:03:59,109 pay last month's rent, pay this month's rent... 110 00:03:59,192 --> 00:04:02,567 get a job...start flossing. 111 00:04:02,651 --> 00:04:04,901 I really gotta start flossing. 112 00:04:04,984 --> 00:04:08,484 Tutu, Ally, Eliza... 113 00:04:08,567 --> 00:04:10,317 Who the fuck is Brian? 114 00:04:10,401 --> 00:04:12,776 ♪ Having no love at all ♪ 115 00:04:12,859 --> 00:04:16,526 ♪ Hold on, hold on, hold on, here we go again... ♪ 116 00:04:16,609 --> 00:04:20,317 Mm, so cute. Mm. 117 00:04:20,401 --> 00:04:22,734 - ♪ I guess ♪ - ♪ Baby, I guess ♪ 118 00:04:22,818 --> 00:04:26,651 ♪ We'll never learn ♪ 119 00:04:26,734 --> 00:04:30,109 - ♪ This craving for love ♪ - Staring contest? 120 00:04:30,192 --> 00:04:34,901 - ♪ Inside me burns ♪ - Go. 121 00:04:34,984 --> 00:04:36,693 - ♪ It may turn out ♪ - Shit, I lost. 122 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:38,734 ♪ Like it did before ♪ 123 00:04:38,818 --> 00:04:42,359 ♪ Forced to take a whack at love once more ♪ 124 00:04:42,442 --> 00:04:47,025 ♪ Hold on, hold on, here we go again ♪ 125 00:04:47,109 --> 00:04:49,442 ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 126 00:04:49,526 --> 00:04:51,526 ♪ Sha-doo-doo ♪ 127 00:04:51,609 --> 00:04:53,359 - ♪ Hold on ♪ - ♪ Doo-doo-di-doo-doo ♪ 128 00:04:53,442 --> 00:04:55,109 - ♪ Sha-doo-doo ♪ - ♪ Hold on ♪ 129 00:04:55,192 --> 00:04:57,275 ♪ Doo-doo-di-doo-doo ♪ 130 00:04:57,359 --> 00:04:59,484 - ♪ Sha... ♪ - [cell phone chimes] 131 00:05:04,401 --> 00:05:06,526 [exhales deeply] 132 00:05:06,609 --> 00:05:09,484 [cell phone keyboard clacking] 133 00:05:15,275 --> 00:05:17,317 [sighs] 134 00:05:20,984 --> 00:05:21,984 [cell phone swooshes] 135 00:05:31,484 --> 00:05:33,359 [cell phone chimes and buzzes] 136 00:05:35,359 --> 00:05:37,442 Oh, shit. 137 00:05:42,150 --> 00:05:45,567 [cell phone keyboard clacking] 138 00:05:45,651 --> 00:05:47,109 [cell phone swooshes] 139 00:05:50,943 --> 00:05:52,359 [cell phone swooshes] 140 00:05:52,442 --> 00:05:54,025 [cell phone keyboard clacking] 141 00:05:54,109 --> 00:05:55,609 [cell phone swooshes] 142 00:06:00,234 --> 00:06:02,192 [sighs] 143 00:06:09,609 --> 00:06:12,567 ♪ melancholy acoustic music ♪ 144 00:06:12,651 --> 00:06:16,317 ♪♪♪ 145 00:06:16,401 --> 00:06:18,776 You're the one who should shush. 146 00:06:18,859 --> 00:06:21,025 Mmm. 147 00:06:21,109 --> 00:06:23,859 [vocalist humming] 148 00:06:23,943 --> 00:06:27,401 [breathlessly] Yes, I can! 149 00:06:27,484 --> 00:06:32,401 ♪♪♪ 150 00:06:32,484 --> 00:06:33,859 [sighs] 151 00:06:33,943 --> 00:06:39,067 ♪♪♪ 152 00:06:39,567 --> 00:06:41,901 [exhales] 153 00:06:42,025 --> 00:06:46,901 ♪♪♪ 154 00:06:47,776 --> 00:06:51,651 [panting] 155 00:06:51,734 --> 00:06:53,275 [grunts, exhales loudly] 156 00:06:53,359 --> 00:06:55,526 [grunts sadly] 157 00:06:55,609 --> 00:06:59,442 [panting] 158 00:06:59,526 --> 00:07:04,442 ♪♪♪ 159 00:07:06,776 --> 00:07:07,943 [exhales] 160 00:07:08,025 --> 00:07:13,192 ♪♪♪ 161 00:07:26,109 --> 00:07:27,484 [grunts] 162 00:07:29,984 --> 00:07:32,567 [grunts] 163 00:07:32,984 --> 00:07:35,359 [panting] 164 00:07:35,442 --> 00:07:37,484 [grunts] 165 00:07:37,567 --> 00:07:38,984 [sighs] 166 00:07:39,067 --> 00:07:43,984 ♪♪♪ 167 00:07:58,526 --> 00:08:01,150 [slurping] 168 00:08:01,234 --> 00:08:02,818 [spits] 169 00:08:10,025 --> 00:08:10,943 Ugh. 170 00:08:15,359 --> 00:08:17,526 [exhales heavily] 171 00:08:20,067 --> 00:08:23,025 ♪ dance music ♪ 172 00:08:23,109 --> 00:08:27,984 ♪♪♪ 173 00:08:36,067 --> 00:08:38,442 ♪ I'm not a fantasy ♪ 174 00:08:38,526 --> 00:08:41,984 ♪ I'm not some kind of holy ghost ♪ 175 00:08:42,067 --> 00:08:44,734 ♪♪♪ 176 00:08:44,818 --> 00:08:47,526 ♪ I'm not a memory ♪ 177 00:08:47,609 --> 00:08:51,526 ♪ You turn to when you need it most... ♪ 178 00:08:51,609 --> 00:08:52,984 - [both squeal] - [Bridge] Hi. 179 00:08:53,067 --> 00:08:54,901 [Nelson] Oh! she came! Whoo! Yes! 180 00:08:54,984 --> 00:08:57,317 I'm so glad I found you. I wanted to talk to you. 181 00:08:57,401 --> 00:08:58,651 Yeah, look, have some champagne. 182 00:08:58,734 --> 00:09:00,192 - Oh. - They give you two at a time 183 00:09:00,275 --> 00:09:01,734 - so you can keep going. - Marcel--Marcel? 184 00:09:01,818 --> 00:09:03,401 Come here, come here, come here, come here, 185 00:09:03,484 --> 00:09:04,442 - come here, come here. - Yes, honey. Hi. 186 00:09:04,526 --> 00:09:05,734 - Hi, hi, hey. - Hi, babe. 187 00:09:05,818 --> 00:09:07,693 - Hi. - Can you please do 188 00:09:07,776 --> 00:09:08,776 my friend Bridgette a big favor and fit her in today? 189 00:09:08,859 --> 00:09:10,401 - Mm. - I-I'm sorry, honey, 190 00:09:10,484 --> 00:09:11,776 I don't have time. Could you come back tomorrow? 191 00:09:11,859 --> 00:09:13,442 - [Nelson] No! - I can come back tomorrow. 192 00:09:13,526 --> 00:09:16,442 No, no, no, no, no. It's got to be today. 193 00:09:16,526 --> 00:09:18,818 No, no, no, no. I'll give you such a big tip. 194 00:09:18,901 --> 00:09:20,359 I'll see if I can squeeze her in, okay? 195 00:09:20,442 --> 00:09:22,192 - Thank you. - Yas, queen! 196 00:09:22,275 --> 00:09:24,442 Okay, uh, choose your hairstyle, all right? 197 00:09:24,526 --> 00:09:25,526 And I'll meet you at the washing station 198 00:09:25,609 --> 00:09:26,609 in two minutes, all the way down. 199 00:09:26,693 --> 00:09:29,192 - Don't be late. - Okay. 200 00:09:29,275 --> 00:09:30,901 Thanks, Nelson. 201 00:09:30,984 --> 00:09:33,442 I still I really want to find time to talk to you. 202 00:09:33,526 --> 00:09:34,859 I'm getting the Britney Spears. 203 00:09:34,943 --> 00:09:36,943 I'm getting the Brittany Murphy. 204 00:09:37,025 --> 00:09:38,442 [Kit-Cat] Aw! 205 00:09:38,526 --> 00:09:40,567 ♪ Rolling with the homies ♪ 206 00:09:40,651 --> 00:09:42,192 [Kit-Cat] Yes! You know it. Do it. 207 00:09:42,275 --> 00:09:43,651 ♪ Rolling with the homies ♪ 208 00:09:43,734 --> 00:09:45,484 - [Nelson] There she is. - [Kit-Cat] Loves it. 209 00:09:45,567 --> 00:09:46,693 - What should I get? - Oh, my gosh, 210 00:09:46,776 --> 00:09:48,067 you should totally go retro 211 00:09:48,150 --> 00:09:49,693 and get the Marilyn Monroe. 212 00:09:49,776 --> 00:09:50,901 You know, because you've got bigger bones 213 00:09:50,984 --> 00:09:53,067 but such a beautiful face! Yes! 214 00:09:53,150 --> 00:09:54,567 I'll get the Monroe. 215 00:09:54,651 --> 00:09:57,109 [breathily] ♪ Happy birthday ♪ 216 00:09:57,192 --> 00:09:59,109 ♪ Mr. President ♪ 217 00:09:59,192 --> 00:10:00,401 Don't leave without me. 218 00:10:00,484 --> 00:10:02,275 I'll find you after. 219 00:10:02,359 --> 00:10:03,484 [man over TV] My dream girl, you know, 220 00:10:03,567 --> 00:10:04,776 she's gotta be into sports, 221 00:10:04,859 --> 00:10:06,818 'cause that's what I do 24-7, right? 222 00:10:06,901 --> 00:10:08,859 And she's gotta be there with me to do it. 223 00:10:08,943 --> 00:10:11,776 - [man] Oof, my dream girl... - What show is this? 224 00:10:11,859 --> 00:10:14,067 ...intelligent, funny, preferably blue-eyed, blonde. 225 00:10:14,150 --> 00:10:15,776 - [Marcel] Pretty Women. - Yeah, my dream girl 226 00:10:15,859 --> 00:10:18,025 is someone who I can go to the outdoors with 227 00:10:18,109 --> 00:10:20,234 - and go hiking, camping... - Never heard of it. 228 00:10:20,317 --> 00:10:21,901 It comes on right after The Bachelor. 229 00:10:21,984 --> 00:10:24,359 ...I think of her, I see sunshine, you know? 230 00:10:24,442 --> 00:10:25,943 Like, she's the type of girl that's just never unhappy, 231 00:10:26,025 --> 00:10:27,150 - [Bridge] Is it good? - ...no matter what's 232 00:10:27,234 --> 00:10:29,109 - going on. - Oh, yes, girl. 233 00:10:29,192 --> 00:10:30,484 But honestly, don't even start, 'cause you will get hooked. 234 00:10:30,567 --> 00:10:32,317 I am looking for a new show. 235 00:10:32,401 --> 00:10:34,150 ...good girl--like, she helps out in the community, 236 00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:36,901 um, but is also a little bit adventurous in bed. 237 00:10:36,984 --> 00:10:38,859 [man] I'm not really into anything superficial-- 238 00:10:38,943 --> 00:10:41,317 none of that material stuff, but... 239 00:10:41,401 --> 00:10:42,651 she's gotta have a nice body. 240 00:10:42,734 --> 00:10:44,609 And, you know, her tits, I mean, 241 00:10:44,693 --> 00:10:46,109 they don't have to be watermelons, 242 00:10:46,192 --> 00:10:47,734 but I don't want any crab apples. 243 00:10:47,818 --> 00:10:49,442 I'm looking for sort of 244 00:10:49,526 --> 00:10:51,401 a Jay-Z/Beyoncé type relationship. 245 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,275 You know, I think she's aware of him cheating on her 246 00:10:53,359 --> 00:10:54,943 every once in a while, 247 00:10:55,025 --> 00:10:56,901 but they seem to be able to work it out. 248 00:10:56,984 --> 00:10:58,818 He makes a good point. 249 00:10:58,901 --> 00:10:59,859 All right, come on, honey, right this way. 250 00:10:59,943 --> 00:11:01,484 Need you to come in here, sit down, 251 00:11:01,567 --> 00:11:03,150 and wait for me to come get you. 252 00:11:03,234 --> 00:11:04,609 Then I'm gonna give you the perfect blowout, okay? 253 00:11:04,693 --> 00:11:06,150 - Okay. - All right. 254 00:11:07,484 --> 00:11:10,651 [woman laughing breathlessly] 255 00:11:12,734 --> 00:11:16,150 Oh, my God. [laughs] 256 00:11:16,234 --> 00:11:18,109 [swallowing] Mmm. 257 00:11:18,192 --> 00:11:19,526 Mmm! 258 00:11:20,567 --> 00:11:22,275 A seahorse. 259 00:11:23,651 --> 00:11:25,359 - Oh. - Hi. [laughs] 260 00:11:25,442 --> 00:11:27,109 [laughing] Hi. Sorry. 261 00:11:27,192 --> 00:11:28,984 I was just admiring your cat eye. 262 00:11:29,067 --> 00:11:30,818 Oh, God, no, it's such trash. 263 00:11:30,901 --> 00:11:32,484 - But thank you. - No, it's so perfect. 264 00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:35,359 It's even on both sides. How'd you do that? 265 00:11:35,442 --> 00:11:36,484 [whispering] Scotch tape. 266 00:11:36,567 --> 00:11:38,609 That is so smart. I would've 267 00:11:38,693 --> 00:11:39,943 - never thought of that. - Yeah, well, who would 268 00:11:40,025 --> 00:11:41,150 think of that? I mean, the only person 269 00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:42,234 smart enough to come up with that 270 00:11:42,317 --> 00:11:43,317 is Gwyneth Paltrow on Goop. 271 00:11:43,401 --> 00:11:45,651 Oh, I've never read Goop. 272 00:11:45,734 --> 00:11:47,609 You've never read Goop? 273 00:11:47,693 --> 00:11:49,609 What are you gonna tell me? What, next thing I know, 274 00:11:49,693 --> 00:11:51,651 like, Love Actually is not your favorite movie? 275 00:11:51,734 --> 00:11:53,484 - Oh, no, it is. - [laughs] Where are we? 276 00:11:53,567 --> 00:11:55,818 - Are we in the twilight zone? - It's the best movie. 277 00:11:55,901 --> 00:11:58,275 Okay, well, you're gonna love Goop even more. 278 00:11:58,359 --> 00:12:00,025 Everything I've ever learned that's valuable to me 279 00:12:00,109 --> 00:12:02,192 in my day-to-day life is on that site. 280 00:12:02,275 --> 00:12:04,275 Maybe that's what's been missing in my life. 281 00:12:04,359 --> 00:12:06,192 Would you let me do your eyeliner? 282 00:12:06,275 --> 00:12:08,109 Oh, no, I wouldn't wanna make you do that. 283 00:12:08,192 --> 00:12:09,776 Are you kidding me? It's my favorite thing to do. 284 00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:11,401 I do it with everybody. It would be such an honor 285 00:12:11,484 --> 00:12:12,818 with those eyes. I mean, 286 00:12:12,901 --> 00:12:14,984 I'm falling into the oceans of your soul. 287 00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:17,734 I don't mean that in, like... [whispering] a lesbian way. 288 00:12:17,818 --> 00:12:19,567 Okay, well, if you wouldn't mind. 289 00:12:19,651 --> 00:12:20,776 [laughs] Okay, okay, okay. 290 00:12:20,859 --> 00:12:22,693 Do you have Scotch tape on you? 291 00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:24,567 Always. Yeah, 'cause you never know 292 00:12:24,651 --> 00:12:26,693 when the eyeliner's gonna run, you know? 293 00:12:26,776 --> 00:12:29,192 It's best to look your best whenever you can. 294 00:12:29,275 --> 00:12:33,484 Um...today's a day where I just feel so blessed, you know? 295 00:12:33,567 --> 00:12:36,484 I feel like the love of my father 296 00:12:36,567 --> 00:12:39,693 and the love of my family has gotten me to this place 297 00:12:39,776 --> 00:12:41,693 where I'm marrying my dream man. 298 00:12:41,776 --> 00:12:44,484 It's--it all... it's all just working out. 299 00:12:44,567 --> 00:12:48,526 My most treasured memory with my dad is actually, 300 00:12:48,609 --> 00:12:50,984 um, based on Gwyneth's relationship with her dad. 301 00:12:51,067 --> 00:12:53,442 When my dad heard the story about her and her dad, 302 00:12:53,526 --> 00:12:55,442 where he took her to Paris, 303 00:12:55,526 --> 00:12:57,275 he did the same. 304 00:12:57,359 --> 00:12:58,776 And we went up to the Eiffel Tower, 305 00:12:58,859 --> 00:13:02,609 and he gave me this necklace that said, 306 00:13:02,693 --> 00:13:05,067 "I will love you forever. 307 00:13:05,150 --> 00:13:07,526 You are the most beautiful thing in the world." 308 00:13:07,609 --> 00:13:10,526 And he taught me to love myself. 309 00:13:10,609 --> 00:13:13,401 I really feel the love of my father too--every day. 310 00:13:13,484 --> 00:13:15,109 Are you close with him? 311 00:13:15,192 --> 00:13:18,359 I used to be very close-- too close, some would say. 312 00:13:18,442 --> 00:13:20,984 ♪ pop music ♪ 313 00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:22,192 [Bridge] You know, I've passed by this place 314 00:13:22,275 --> 00:13:23,901 a million times, never been inside? 315 00:13:23,984 --> 00:13:25,651 - Shut up. - [Bridge] I swear to God. 316 00:13:25,734 --> 00:13:27,776 Okay, so what do you think? 317 00:13:27,859 --> 00:13:29,818 I like it so much more than I thought I would. 318 00:13:29,901 --> 00:13:31,693 I know, right? 319 00:13:31,776 --> 00:13:34,109 The whole self-care thing, it really gets a bad rap, 320 00:13:34,192 --> 00:13:35,693 but it's like, what's the alternative? 321 00:13:35,776 --> 00:13:37,275 Laying in bed eating cookies all day? 322 00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:40,109 - [chuckles] No, thank you. - No, thank you. 323 00:13:40,192 --> 00:13:41,484 Oh. 324 00:13:41,567 --> 00:13:43,359 I'm so excited to get married! 325 00:13:43,442 --> 00:13:46,067 I am so happy for you. 326 00:13:46,150 --> 00:13:47,359 Do you have a boyfriend? 327 00:13:47,442 --> 00:13:48,567 No, not really. 328 00:13:48,651 --> 00:13:50,526 Ugh, dating's the worst. 329 00:13:50,609 --> 00:13:52,484 It made me feel so awkward. 330 00:13:52,567 --> 00:13:54,359 Right? Yeah, you get it. 331 00:13:54,442 --> 00:13:56,734 People think I'm always dating, and I literally never date. 332 00:13:56,818 --> 00:13:58,567 Well, it only has to work once. 333 00:13:58,651 --> 00:14:00,943 At least that's always what I used to tell myself. 334 00:14:01,025 --> 00:14:02,359 That's such a great way to look at it. 335 00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:04,776 Just imagine my face telling you, 336 00:14:04,859 --> 00:14:08,025 "It only has to work once." 337 00:14:08,109 --> 00:14:09,567 So what does one do at a bachelorette party? 338 00:14:09,651 --> 00:14:11,526 - Strippers? - Ew. No. 339 00:14:11,609 --> 00:14:13,109 - [laughs] Okay. - I met Brad 340 00:14:13,192 --> 00:14:14,984 at the Ralph Lauren counter at Neiman's, 341 00:14:15,067 --> 00:14:16,818 so I'm taking everyone to a polo match. 342 00:14:16,901 --> 00:14:19,109 That sounds so fun. 343 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,150 Okay... 344 00:14:21,234 --> 00:14:22,943 can I be honest with you about one thing? 345 00:14:23,025 --> 00:14:24,776 Sure. Anything. 346 00:14:24,859 --> 00:14:26,359 Okay, but please don't be mad at me? 347 00:14:26,442 --> 00:14:27,526 - I'm not gonna be mad. - Don't be mad at me. 348 00:14:27,609 --> 00:14:29,109 Just say it. 349 00:14:29,192 --> 00:14:31,067 Well, I think you should consider going blonde. 350 00:14:33,192 --> 00:14:34,984 Whoa. 351 00:14:35,067 --> 00:14:37,401 [vocalist singing breezy French tune] 352 00:14:37,484 --> 00:14:40,984 ♪♪♪ 353 00:14:41,067 --> 00:14:43,275 [players shouting] 354 00:14:43,359 --> 00:14:44,734 [crowd cheering] 355 00:14:44,818 --> 00:14:48,067 - Thank you. - [laughter] 356 00:14:48,150 --> 00:14:50,734 ♪♪♪ 357 00:14:50,818 --> 00:14:53,526 - Oh, watch your step. - [laughs] 358 00:14:53,609 --> 00:14:55,109 [Bridge] Look at the horses. 359 00:14:55,192 --> 00:14:57,943 - [Nelson] What? - Oh, look at that pastel. 360 00:14:58,025 --> 00:15:00,234 It feels like Easter, but it's not. 361 00:15:00,317 --> 00:15:02,067 I feel like the luckiest girl in the world. 362 00:15:02,150 --> 00:15:03,359 Great hookup. 363 00:15:03,442 --> 00:15:04,984 I'm having the best time already. 364 00:15:05,067 --> 00:15:05,943 - Me too. - I'm having the best time. 365 00:15:06,025 --> 00:15:07,609 - [laughs] - Oh, my God. 366 00:15:07,693 --> 00:15:08,776 - [Bridge and Nelson] What? - Oh, my gosh. 367 00:15:08,859 --> 00:15:10,275 - What? - Look at this. 368 00:15:10,359 --> 00:15:12,025 It's a picture of a seahorse holding a Q-tip! 369 00:15:12,109 --> 00:15:13,150 Aww. 370 00:15:13,234 --> 00:15:14,651 Aww, he's holding a stick 371 00:15:14,734 --> 00:15:15,734 with his little tail. 372 00:15:15,818 --> 00:15:18,359 Oh, my God, it's so cute. Guys... 373 00:15:18,442 --> 00:15:19,693 I wanna frame it. 374 00:15:19,776 --> 00:15:21,693 - Oh. Oh, oh. - [players shout] 375 00:15:21,776 --> 00:15:23,150 [Nelson] Hey, they did a thing! 376 00:15:23,234 --> 00:15:24,526 Oh! Go! 377 00:15:24,609 --> 00:15:28,025 [whooping] 378 00:15:28,109 --> 00:15:30,526 Oh, I don't eat bread, but thank you. 379 00:15:31,067 --> 00:15:32,943 Oh, I don't eat bread. Thank you. 380 00:15:35,442 --> 00:15:37,359 [gasps] 381 00:15:37,442 --> 00:15:39,192 Is that Kevin Bacon on a horse? 382 00:15:39,275 --> 00:15:41,275 - Oh, my God, it is, it is. - It is. It is. 383 00:15:41,359 --> 00:15:43,818 Oh, my God. My favorite movie of all time is Hollow Man. 384 00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:45,943 [together] Me too! 385 00:15:46,025 --> 00:15:48,192 - You can marry him. - No way. 386 00:15:48,275 --> 00:15:50,526 - Yes way. - He's so cute. 387 00:15:50,609 --> 00:15:52,109 Would you take a picture of us? 388 00:15:52,192 --> 00:15:53,526 - I'd love to. - And I'll totally take 389 00:15:53,609 --> 00:15:54,859 - a picture of you guys after. - Okay. 390 00:15:54,943 --> 00:15:56,651 - There you go. - My gloss. 391 00:15:56,734 --> 00:15:58,234 Let me know when you're ready. 392 00:15:58,317 --> 00:16:00,401 Yeah, good. Good, good. 393 00:16:00,484 --> 00:16:02,275 - Okay. - Okay, BRB. 394 00:16:02,359 --> 00:16:04,067 Oh. 395 00:16:04,150 --> 00:16:05,984 Where are you going? 396 00:16:06,067 --> 00:16:08,275 [crowd cheering] 397 00:16:08,359 --> 00:16:10,609 Oh, my God. 398 00:16:10,693 --> 00:16:13,275 Wow. It's really such a good idea. 399 00:16:13,359 --> 00:16:14,609 Right? 400 00:16:14,693 --> 00:16:17,275 Okay, cheese. 401 00:16:17,359 --> 00:16:18,776 - You guys look so good. - [camera app clicking] 402 00:16:18,859 --> 00:16:20,150 - Can we see them? - Oh, yeah. Here. 403 00:16:20,234 --> 00:16:22,234 Thank you. Guys, look. 404 00:16:22,317 --> 00:16:23,442 Okay, let me take a picture of you. 405 00:16:23,526 --> 00:16:24,901 Okay. 406 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,818 I wish we had mannequins. 407 00:16:26,901 --> 00:16:28,234 Well, you don't, 408 00:16:28,317 --> 00:16:31,984 so arm, chin, tits, arch back, go. 409 00:16:32,067 --> 00:16:33,484 Good. Yes. 410 00:16:33,567 --> 00:16:36,150 I wanna throw up, you look so fucking hot. 411 00:16:36,234 --> 00:16:37,484 I mean, honestly, I would go down on you, 412 00:16:37,567 --> 00:16:39,025 except vaginas are so gross. 413 00:16:39,109 --> 00:16:40,526 - Got it. - Ooh, let's see! 414 00:16:40,609 --> 00:16:42,609 Okay. Oh, it's so good. 415 00:16:42,693 --> 00:16:44,234 I think it's the blonde, right? 416 00:16:44,317 --> 00:16:45,943 I mean, it's totally the blonde. 417 00:16:46,025 --> 00:16:46,943 Plus, I used, like, five different filters. 418 00:16:47,025 --> 00:16:48,901 - [Bridge laughs] - I love you. 419 00:16:48,984 --> 00:16:51,317 - Oh, wait, Nelson. - Hmm? 420 00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:53,442 Thanks for getting me out of the house today. 421 00:16:53,526 --> 00:16:55,359 Bridge, I've always thought we'd be best friends 422 00:16:55,442 --> 00:16:56,776 if it wasn't for Rafi. 423 00:16:56,859 --> 00:16:58,067 Really? 424 00:16:58,150 --> 00:16:59,901 Real, real friends, for realsies. 425 00:16:59,984 --> 00:17:01,359 For realsies. 426 00:17:01,442 --> 00:17:03,526 Forever-ever. 427 00:17:03,609 --> 00:17:07,192 I gotta pee. BRB. 428 00:17:07,275 --> 00:17:10,192 [vocalist singing groovy French tune] 429 00:17:10,275 --> 00:17:15,150 ♪♪♪ 430 00:17:16,234 --> 00:17:18,776 [urine trickling] 431 00:17:18,859 --> 00:17:22,651 [horse whinnies] 432 00:17:22,734 --> 00:17:27,275 ♪♪♪ 433 00:17:27,359 --> 00:17:29,526 [horse whinnies] 434 00:17:29,609 --> 00:17:34,484 ♪♪♪ 435 00:17:38,442 --> 00:17:39,693 [horse chuffs] 436 00:17:39,776 --> 00:17:42,109 [mimics neighing] 437 00:17:42,192 --> 00:17:44,442 Hi, pretty girl. 438 00:17:44,526 --> 00:17:46,693 Hi. You want that? 439 00:17:46,776 --> 00:17:49,943 [mimics neighing] 440 00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:55,109 ♪♪♪ 441 00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:58,317 [mimics neighing] 442 00:17:58,401 --> 00:17:59,359 [man] You seem to have a way with her. 443 00:17:59,442 --> 00:18:00,984 [gasps] 444 00:18:01,067 --> 00:18:02,984 I'm sorry. 445 00:18:03,067 --> 00:18:04,984 - Is this your horse? - It is. 446 00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:07,067 - Hi. - Hi. 447 00:18:07,150 --> 00:18:09,150 - I'm Kevin. - Oh, I know who you are. 448 00:18:09,234 --> 00:18:11,901 - I'm Bridge. - I see you've met Peggy. 449 00:18:11,984 --> 00:18:14,234 Peggy. What a lovely name. 450 00:18:14,317 --> 00:18:16,442 Thanks. I named her after Pegasus, 451 00:18:16,526 --> 00:18:18,275 the immortal winged horse that sprang from the neck 452 00:18:18,359 --> 00:18:20,192 of the beheaded gorgon Medusa. 453 00:18:20,275 --> 00:18:21,943 - Oh, right. - Yeah. 454 00:18:22,025 --> 00:18:24,693 I like to study mythology, you know, in my free time. 455 00:18:24,776 --> 00:18:27,067 - So cool. - Oh, I think this is yours. 456 00:18:27,150 --> 00:18:28,067 Oh. 457 00:18:32,693 --> 00:18:33,984 [giggles softly] 458 00:18:34,067 --> 00:18:36,818 So, Bridgette... 459 00:18:36,901 --> 00:18:39,359 what's your last name? 460 00:18:39,442 --> 00:18:41,651 Bird. 461 00:18:41,734 --> 00:18:43,109 Bridgette Bird. 462 00:18:43,192 --> 00:18:45,150 Kevin Bacon. 463 00:18:45,234 --> 00:18:48,317 There's something about you, Bridgette Bird. 464 00:18:48,401 --> 00:18:49,943 Bad? 465 00:18:50,025 --> 00:18:53,567 No, not bad. 466 00:18:53,651 --> 00:18:57,109 [stammering] I don't know. I don't know, it's just... 467 00:18:57,192 --> 00:19:01,442 maybe it's... the way you are with Peggy. 468 00:19:01,526 --> 00:19:02,609 You're just... 469 00:19:02,693 --> 00:19:05,150 you're so... 470 00:19:05,234 --> 00:19:06,609 humble. 471 00:19:07,484 --> 00:19:09,150 [man] Kevin, we need you. 472 00:19:09,234 --> 00:19:11,651 Oh, shoot. 473 00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:13,442 I'm sorry, I got--I gotta go. 474 00:19:13,526 --> 00:19:15,317 I gotta get ready for the halftime show. 475 00:19:15,401 --> 00:19:16,984 Don't go. I w--I was hoping you'd, um... 476 00:19:17,067 --> 00:19:17,984 What? 477 00:19:18,067 --> 00:19:19,401 I wanted you to... 478 00:19:19,484 --> 00:19:20,818 What? 479 00:19:20,901 --> 00:19:22,401 Will you finger-bang me? 480 00:19:22,484 --> 00:19:24,693 - Okay. Good. - You want that too? 481 00:19:24,776 --> 00:19:25,734 Yeah, that's exactly what I want. 482 00:19:25,818 --> 00:19:28,567 - Oh. - But... 483 00:19:28,651 --> 00:19:29,818 I just want you to be sure. 484 00:19:29,901 --> 00:19:31,401 Oh, I'm sure. 485 00:19:31,484 --> 00:19:33,317 Can I kiss you? 486 00:19:33,401 --> 00:19:35,234 Yes. 487 00:19:35,317 --> 00:19:38,192 ♪ dreamy music ♪ 488 00:19:38,275 --> 00:19:43,192 ♪♪♪ 489 00:19:48,859 --> 00:19:50,192 [both moan softly] 490 00:19:50,901 --> 00:19:52,984 Okay, just checking in. 491 00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:55,567 Um, I'm gonna finger-bang you now. 492 00:19:55,651 --> 00:19:56,943 Okay. 493 00:19:57,025 --> 00:19:58,317 Okay, but not in front of Peggy, okay? 494 00:19:58,401 --> 00:20:00,484 'Cause she's...sensitive. 495 00:20:02,609 --> 00:20:05,442 - Come on. - Okay, um... 496 00:20:05,526 --> 00:20:07,109 oh, here we go. 497 00:20:07,192 --> 00:20:08,609 [laughs] 498 00:20:08,693 --> 00:20:10,025 Okay. 499 00:20:11,025 --> 00:20:14,317 [both moaning softly] 500 00:20:14,401 --> 00:20:15,651 [gasps] 501 00:20:17,234 --> 00:20:20,067 Okay. I'm gonna go in right now. 502 00:20:20,150 --> 00:20:21,734 - Great. Okay. - All right. 503 00:20:21,818 --> 00:20:23,275 - This a good time? - This i--uh, I'm ready. 504 00:20:23,359 --> 00:20:24,859 - Okay, right now? - Just finger me. 505 00:20:24,943 --> 00:20:25,859 [horse whinnies] 506 00:20:25,943 --> 00:20:29,442 [moaning and gasping] 507 00:20:29,526 --> 00:20:34,442 [moaning loudly] 508 00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:36,693 [horse whinnies] 509 00:20:36,776 --> 00:20:38,317 [exhales] 510 00:20:38,401 --> 00:20:39,859 [chuckles] 511 00:20:39,943 --> 00:20:41,567 [both] Whoa. 512 00:20:41,651 --> 00:20:44,484 - Whoa. - [both laugh] 513 00:20:44,567 --> 00:20:46,484 Whoa. [exhales] 514 00:20:46,567 --> 00:20:49,401 I mean... 515 00:20:49,484 --> 00:20:51,442 have dinner with me tonight? 516 00:20:51,526 --> 00:20:52,859 - Where? - Anywhere. 517 00:20:52,943 --> 00:20:54,693 - Okay. - [man] Kevin! Now! 518 00:20:54,776 --> 00:20:57,192 Shut the fuck up, all right? I heard you the first time! 519 00:20:57,275 --> 00:20:58,693 [man] Okay. Sorry. 520 00:20:58,776 --> 00:21:00,693 Nah, it's okay. It's all right. 521 00:21:00,776 --> 00:21:02,442 My bad. 522 00:21:04,234 --> 00:21:07,275 I think this is the best day of my life. 523 00:21:07,359 --> 00:21:08,651 You do? 524 00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:10,359 [chuckles] 525 00:21:12,067 --> 00:21:14,609 I'm gonna see you right after the halftime show, okay? 526 00:21:14,693 --> 00:21:16,317 Okay. 527 00:21:16,401 --> 00:21:17,943 [sighs dreamily] 528 00:21:18,025 --> 00:21:20,609 Oh, wait. Kevin. 529 00:21:20,693 --> 00:21:22,651 Your glove. 530 00:21:23,818 --> 00:21:25,401 Keep it. 531 00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:27,776 [exhales] 532 00:21:27,859 --> 00:21:30,859 [inhales deeply] 533 00:21:30,943 --> 00:21:34,067 [players shouting] 534 00:21:37,109 --> 00:21:39,484 [cheers and applause] 535 00:21:41,359 --> 00:21:42,776 [bell dinging] 536 00:21:42,859 --> 00:21:44,567 Hey, where have you been, Bridge? 537 00:21:44,651 --> 00:21:46,901 Guess who just finger-banged me in the barn. 538 00:21:46,984 --> 00:21:47,943 [together] Who? 539 00:21:48,025 --> 00:21:50,109 Kevin Bacon. 540 00:21:50,192 --> 00:21:51,734 [together] What? 541 00:21:51,818 --> 00:21:53,275 And he gave me his glove and we really connected 542 00:21:53,359 --> 00:21:54,901 and I think maybe he's my person. 543 00:21:54,984 --> 00:21:55,901 - Wow! - [Kevin] Ladies and gentlemen, 544 00:21:55,984 --> 00:21:57,901 the Hamilton Polo Field 545 00:21:57,984 --> 00:22:00,859 would like to thank you all for your generous donations 546 00:22:00,943 --> 00:22:02,109 to the rehabilitation of these beautiful... 547 00:22:02,192 --> 00:22:03,651 He just fingered me in the barn. 548 00:22:03,734 --> 00:22:05,234 [Kevin] ...former race and polo ponies. 549 00:22:05,317 --> 00:22:06,901 - Oh, aww! - [Kevin] These horses 550 00:22:06,984 --> 00:22:09,359 are rehabilitated, nursed back to health, 551 00:22:09,442 --> 00:22:13,109 and trained in the esoteric art of hip-hop dressage. 552 00:22:13,192 --> 00:22:15,484 So sit back, relax, and enjoy 553 00:22:15,567 --> 00:22:18,025 our fantastic halftime hip-hop dressage show. 554 00:22:18,109 --> 00:22:19,901 - ♪ Who that is, ho? ♪ - [cheers and applause] 555 00:22:19,984 --> 00:22:22,567 ♪ That girl is a tomboy, that girl is a tomboy ♪ 556 00:22:22,651 --> 00:22:24,567 - ♪ That girl is a tomboy ♪ - Come on! 557 00:22:24,651 --> 00:22:25,859 ♪ Who that is, ho? ♪ 558 00:22:25,943 --> 00:22:27,567 ♪ That girl is a tomboy ♪ 559 00:22:27,651 --> 00:22:30,776 ♪ That girl is a tomboy, that girl is a tomboy ♪ 560 00:22:30,859 --> 00:22:32,734 ♪ Who that is, ho? ♪ 561 00:22:32,818 --> 00:22:35,192 ♪ That girl is a tomboy, that girl is a tomboy ♪ 562 00:22:35,275 --> 00:22:36,776 ♪ That girl is a tomboy... ♪ 563 00:22:36,859 --> 00:22:39,401 - God, I'm so happy. - I know, me too. 564 00:22:39,484 --> 00:22:41,651 I'm so glad you brought us here, Bridge. 565 00:22:43,067 --> 00:22:44,651 There's something I wanna talk to you about. 566 00:22:44,734 --> 00:22:46,859 It's been weighing on me all day. 567 00:22:46,943 --> 00:22:50,234 Yeah! We're girlfriends now. You can tell me anything. 568 00:22:50,317 --> 00:22:52,275 ♪ My little titties be booking cities... ♪ 569 00:22:52,359 --> 00:22:53,943 This morning when you snapped at Larry, 570 00:22:54,025 --> 00:22:56,609 - it made me kind of upset. - Really? Why? 571 00:22:56,693 --> 00:22:58,984 Well, I saw his face after you brushed him off. 572 00:22:59,067 --> 00:23:01,067 He got really sad. 573 00:23:01,150 --> 00:23:03,067 ♪ With my little titties and my fat belly... ♪ 574 00:23:03,150 --> 00:23:05,234 [Nelson] Oh, come on, Bridge. Larry was sad? 575 00:23:05,317 --> 00:23:08,693 [Bridge] Yeah, he was so sad. He felt hopeless and defeated. 576 00:23:08,776 --> 00:23:11,067 I know you want what's best for him and you wanna protect him, 577 00:23:11,150 --> 00:23:12,984 but you're gonna mess him up. 578 00:23:13,067 --> 00:23:14,484 I'm gonna mess him up? 579 00:23:14,567 --> 00:23:16,567 What do you know about parenting? 580 00:23:16,651 --> 00:23:18,776 [Nelson] It's never your fault, Bridge. 581 00:23:18,859 --> 00:23:21,776 Just get over yourself! This whole poor, sad sob-story 582 00:23:21,859 --> 00:23:24,693 single-mum thing is getting so old. 583 00:23:24,776 --> 00:23:26,275 - Fuck you. - Fuck you. 584 00:23:26,359 --> 00:23:28,776 - Fuck you. - Fuck you. 585 00:23:28,859 --> 00:23:30,818 - Fuck you! - Fuck you! 586 00:23:30,901 --> 00:23:31,984 - [flesh squelches] - Ow! 587 00:23:32,067 --> 00:23:33,109 [crowd gasps] 588 00:23:33,192 --> 00:23:34,526 [Nelson] Ooh, are you okay? 589 00:23:34,609 --> 00:23:38,442 I'm fine. [wheezes] I'm fine. I'm fine. 590 00:23:38,526 --> 00:23:41,526 I'm...fine. 591 00:23:41,609 --> 00:23:44,901 Holy fucking shit, that's gotta hurt. 592 00:23:44,984 --> 00:23:46,067 I feel good. 593 00:23:46,150 --> 00:23:47,901 It grazed me. 594 00:23:47,984 --> 00:23:49,734 I don't even think it hit my face. 595 00:23:49,818 --> 00:23:53,109 - You're not fine. - I've never felt better. 596 00:23:53,192 --> 00:23:55,025 I'm totally fine, you guys. 597 00:23:55,109 --> 00:23:56,234 Somebody help her. 598 00:23:56,317 --> 00:23:58,442 [Emma sneezes, women yelp] 599 00:23:58,526 --> 00:24:00,192 - [gasps] Ew. - [women whimper] 600 00:24:00,275 --> 00:24:02,109 Gesundheit. 601 00:24:02,192 --> 00:24:04,192 - Will someone help her? - I'm fine. 602 00:24:04,275 --> 00:24:06,984 Is everybody else okay? I'm a bride, so... 603 00:24:07,067 --> 00:24:08,526 Someone help her! 604 00:24:08,609 --> 00:24:10,776 [Emma] This is the best day of my life. 605 00:24:10,859 --> 00:24:13,025 - [Emma] Guys, honestly, I... - Will someone help her? 606 00:24:13,109 --> 00:24:15,818 - [Emma gasps] - [high-pitched ringing] 607 00:24:15,901 --> 00:24:18,818 ♪ pensive acoustic music ♪ 608 00:24:18,901 --> 00:24:23,776 ♪♪♪ 609 00:25:12,484 --> 00:25:14,567 ♪ music intensifies ♪ 610 00:25:14,651 --> 00:25:15,526 [music stops abruptly] 611 00:25:20,275 --> 00:25:23,442 [breathing heavily] 612 00:25:26,651 --> 00:25:29,567 [cell phone keyboard clacking] 613 00:25:30,984 --> 00:25:32,150 [cell phone swooshes] 614 00:25:45,442 --> 00:25:50,025 [grunting] 615 00:25:50,109 --> 00:25:53,025 [retching, liquid splashes] 616 00:25:53,109 --> 00:25:56,150 [coughing] 617 00:25:56,234 --> 00:25:57,984 [spits, grunts] 618 00:25:58,067 --> 00:26:01,192 [panting] 619 00:26:18,526 --> 00:26:20,943 [toilet flushes] 620 00:26:21,025 --> 00:26:23,734 ♪ Karen Dalton's "Something on Your Mind" playing ♪ 621 00:26:23,818 --> 00:26:28,693 ♪♪♪ 622 00:26:34,901 --> 00:26:38,567 ♪ Yesterday ♪ 623 00:26:38,651 --> 00:26:40,234 - ♪ Any way you made it ♪ - [man] Come on. 624 00:26:40,317 --> 00:26:42,567 ♪ Was just fine ♪ 625 00:26:42,651 --> 00:26:45,025 ♪♪♪ 626 00:26:45,109 --> 00:26:48,192 ♪ So you turned your days into nighttime... ♪ 627 00:26:48,275 --> 00:26:50,317 [Larry] Mama! Yay! 628 00:26:50,401 --> 00:26:52,734 Huh? You wanna give Mama a big hug? 629 00:26:52,818 --> 00:26:54,526 She couldn't last a day without you. 630 00:26:54,609 --> 00:26:56,359 Go give Mama a big bear hug. Go get her! 631 00:26:56,442 --> 00:26:59,067 - Go get her, go get her! - Whee! 632 00:26:59,150 --> 00:27:01,442 [smooches] Hi. How was your day? 633 00:27:01,526 --> 00:27:04,234 - Yay. Good. - It was good? 634 00:27:04,317 --> 00:27:06,484 I missed you today. 635 00:27:06,567 --> 00:27:08,651 - [Bridge] Thank you. - You're welcome. 636 00:27:08,734 --> 00:27:11,359 We'll try again next weekend. 637 00:27:11,442 --> 00:27:13,734 ♪ Let these times show you ♪ 638 00:27:13,818 --> 00:27:16,150 ♪ That you're breaking up the lines ♪ 639 00:27:16,234 --> 00:27:19,401 ♪♪♪ 640 00:27:19,484 --> 00:27:22,317 ♪ Leaving all your dreams ♪ 641 00:27:22,401 --> 00:27:25,234 ♪ Too far behind ♪ 642 00:27:25,317 --> 00:27:28,442 ♪ Didn't you see? ♪ 643 00:28:01,901 --> 00:28:03,359 [woman] Supasmaht. 41880

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