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Oh, the tv guy is gonna be
at the apartment
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between 2:00 and 5:00.
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Why are we fixing
that tv again?
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Let's just get a new one.
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And that's why
I'll be at my job
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until I'm 115 years old.
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Well, I can't be home.
I'm working.
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Well, nobody'll notice
if you run out for a bit.
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Yes, they will.
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Well, I didn't even know
you had a job.
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All right, I gotta go.
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Once again my scrambled eggs
come at too high a price.
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Yeah, I know. They're like
six bucks all of a sudden.
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I thought I was
the only one who noticed.
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Mm, way too high a price.
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What's her problem?
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Ah, we're mad about eggs.
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What's up with you?
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Oh, I'm just on my way
to break up with Liz.
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You're still
with that weird cat lady?
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Every time he tries to end it,
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they wind up sleeping together.
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What is wrong with you, man?
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No, no, no, no.
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This time I dump her,
she cries,
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everybody goes home happy.
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And what makes you think
it's gonna work this time?
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I'll field this one.
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Today I am accompanying him.
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My task? Prevent him
from having sex,
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a job normally handled
by his personality.
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Oh.
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I'm gonna go
set the world straight,
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get rid of Liz,
go back to dating models.
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And by "models,"
he means model number 114
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from the just add air
catalog.
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I got her
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so I could drive
in the carpool Lane.
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The fact that one thing
may have led to another
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is neither here nor there.
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All right, listen,
you hang back here.
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But if Liz goes nuts
and gets all grabby,
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you pull me to safety,
all right?
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You're ending
a casual relationship.
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You're not the Beatles
landing in America.
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I kind of am.
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Hi, Russell.
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Hey, Liz.
Listen, babe.
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I gotta tell you something.
You're not gonna like it.
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Might wanna sit down.
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Get on with it.
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I'm getting a draft
up my nightie.
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Liz, I'm here
to break up with you.
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Keep it together.
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Why? Because
I'm better than you.
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Be strong. You might
need one of these.
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Well, okay.
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Oh, sinus infection.
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Very viscous.
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I'll take your word for it.
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Liz, I know you're
hurting right now.
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You're hurting very badly,
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and I know there's nothing
you'd like more
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than to feel my hot body
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pressed up against--
Everything all right, lizzy?
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Yes, uh, be right there, lover.
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Oh, hey.
Russell, right?
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Yeah. Hey...
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That's my robe.
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It's the guest robe.
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Are we done here?
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Hey.
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Check out what I just bought.
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Is this gorgeous or what?
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The leather is very soft.
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Has our pension
been compromised?
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It has not,
because I got a raise.
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Oh, what...
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Thought I deserved
a little something.
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Great!
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Still, when I think "little,"
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I imagine a candy bar
or perhaps a rubber ball.
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Well, you will rethink that
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once you see my new paycheck.
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Wow. You must make
better coffee there
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than you do here.
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Ha ha ha.
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No, it's from bringing in
so much new ad revenue
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for the website.
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Well, look at you,
workin' girl.
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Tennies on the subway,
pumps at the office.
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Yeah, we are both
killing it now.
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We're a power couple.
We're like Brad and Angelina.
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No, not exactly.
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I mean, with
my commission and bonuses,
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I'm still pulling in
way more than you, so...
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Okay. It's not
a competition.
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I'm just saying we're
a little less Brad and Angelina,
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a little more tom Hanks,
Rita Wilson.
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Wow.
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What?
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It actually bothers you.
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You're actually
threatened by this.
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Uh, no, it doesn't.
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That--that's ridiculous.
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I'm gonna grab a drink.
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You know what?
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When you get a raise,
we celebrate,
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and I'm happy for you.
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I don't call you Rita Wilson.
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Well, that is because
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I am affable
everyman tom Hanks.
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You know what?
Forget it.
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And for the record,
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I'm fine with you
treating yourself
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to the purse.
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You're fine with it?
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Yeah!
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I'm fine with it.
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Oh, it doesn't matter
if you're fine with it.
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I was fine with it,
so I bought it.
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Period.
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Okay.
And guess what?
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I'm fine with that.
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No, the point is,
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it doesn't matter
if you're fine.
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Oh, if you are gonna be
so pig-headed
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and disrespectful,
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I'll just keep this for myself.
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I'll do whatever
I want with it.
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I'm fine with that too.
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It doesn't matter
if you're fine, okay?
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It's happening because
I decided it's what I wanna do.
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- Fine.
- Oh...
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- Mm-hmm.
- This place is so fancy.
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It's nice not to eat
at the diner for once.
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I don't even wanna know
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what this place
charges for eggs.
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Boy, you know what?
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My engagement ring
is really loose.
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Maybe I lost
a couple pounds.
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I don't think so.
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Here, let me
get it resized for you.
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Oh!
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Oh. There you go.
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Oh, my goodness!
A proposal!
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Get them some champagne
on the house.
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- Uh, wait.
- And cake.
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Ooh, cake?
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Jennifer Morgan,
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I love you.
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Will you marry me?
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I will!
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So, did you do it?
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Yes, sir, I tailed
Liz and Todd all day.
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It's scary how good
my stalking skills have gotten
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since I've been in your employ.
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It's driving me crazy.
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Why is Liz
picking that guy over me?
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So, what'd you find out?
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Okay. Todd gluck.
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42.
Financial planner.
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Weight watcher since 1997.
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And?
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And I can tell you
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that Todd and Liz enjoyed
an afternoon in the park.
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They had a picnic.
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They challenged their minds.
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And they did some exercising.
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Oh, come on,
that stuff doesn't help me.
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Hey, by the way,
did you, uh--
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did you get a chance to attain
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the other information
I requested?
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Yes. Uh,
because you insisted,
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I followed Todd
into the men's room.
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I had to be extra careful,
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as it seems many men
had followed other men
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into this particular
park restroom.
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In any case,
I knew I had a job to do.
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And?
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It's normal.
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You have to be
more specific, all right?
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Let's try to get
a baseline here, all right?
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Take a look.
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Stop, stop. There really
is no need for that.
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Suffice it to say,
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it's well within the ballpark
of reasonable penises.
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Bet you got season tickets
to that ballpark,
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don't you, Tim, huh?
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Really?
After the day I've had?
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What is it then
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if he's not working a big rig?
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What do you think?
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Is he--is he
classier than me?
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Oh, impossible, sir.
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Well, then,
if it's not how big it is,
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maybe it's how he uses it.
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You gotta spy on
them having sex.
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Okay. This may seem like
an arbitrary line in the sand,
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but I'm going to say no
to being a peeping tom.
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Oh, look who
no longer wants to learn
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about commercial real estate.
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Sir, you wanted her
out of your life.
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- Eh.
- She's out.
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Let it go, shake it off,
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and move on.
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Is that what the guys
in your bathroom said?
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- Oh, hey, babe.
- Um...
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What is that,
and, uh, what is he doing?
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He's installing our new tv.
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Bought it with my money.
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You didn't.
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Mm, but I did.
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Audrey, the tv is my thing.
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That would be like me
buying a new one of these
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and not consulting you.
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It was time for a new tv, Jeff.
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The picture's fantastic!
Come look.
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00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:06,829
Did you at least
get it on sale?
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- Oh, don't worry about it.
- Oh, God!
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Tell me you
at least went to a place
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with "crazy" in the name.
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Crazy Larry's or crazy bill's.
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Their mental illness
spells big savings.
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This was my purchase, Jeff,
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and I am not gonna answer
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any of your
condescending questions
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or show you receipts.
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Oh, receipts plural.
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You fell for
the extended warranty.
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How many times
do I gotta tell ya...
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That's how
they get ya.
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I'm a grown woman, Jeff.
I know how to buy things.
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Did you at least trade in
our old television
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for some cash back?
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I donated it to charity.
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Okay, I had that coming.
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Seriously,
what'd you do with it?
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I'm all done here.
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Did you want me to go over
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how to work the remote
with you again?
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No.
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I'm fine.
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Okay.
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I see what you're doing.
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Before you go...
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The delivery charge
is already included.
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Oh, but I'd like to give him
a little something
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for his time.
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I gotta go lay down.
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Boy, can you believe it?
Four bucks for a latte?
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Yeah, I, uh--
I wouldn't worry about it.
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Come on!
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Jennifer Morgan.
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There are two things
that I love in this world.
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Uh, you and coffee.
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Honey, I can't wake up
without either of you.
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You're a crazy person.
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I'm crazy for you, baby.
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Will you marry me?
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Tsk...Sure.
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Oh!
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Oh, mm.
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Congratulations.
Coffee's on us today.
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00:13:08,620 --> 00:13:10,649
- Thank you.
- Now, that's really sweet,
266
00:13:10,650 --> 00:13:12,360
but, you know, it wouldn't
really be a celebration
267
00:13:12,361 --> 00:13:14,760
without some scones.
268
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,930
You know, when you
invited me over to watch tv,
269
00:13:23,931 --> 00:13:25,770
I didn't agree to this.
270
00:13:26,870 --> 00:13:29,339
Why are you boycotting
that nice one out there?
271
00:13:29,340 --> 00:13:31,270
Audrey's trying
to stick it to me.
272
00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:33,180
By buying you
a giant flat screen
273
00:13:33,181 --> 00:13:34,509
with her own money?
274
00:13:34,510 --> 00:13:37,249
That's right.
275
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,080
All I know is
two dudes shouldn't be
276
00:13:39,081 --> 00:13:43,119
laying in bed together
watching the mentalist.
277
00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:45,819
By the way,
how did Liz take getting dumped?
278
00:13:45,820 --> 00:13:47,460
- Oh, did you talk to Timmy?
- No.
279
00:13:47,461 --> 00:13:49,689
Oh, she took it hard.
Rough.
280
00:13:49,690 --> 00:13:52,899
Hey, it's good
to have you back, buddy.
281
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:53,959
Yeah.
282
00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:57,169
I wonder how she's recovering.
283
00:13:57,170 --> 00:14:00,939
You ever see her
around the building?
284
00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:02,370
All the time.
She's right upstairs,
285
00:14:02,371 --> 00:14:04,170
so there's always
some plumbing issue
286
00:14:04,171 --> 00:14:05,510
that she's putting us through.
287
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:08,909
Yeah, yeah.
She's got that gluten allergy
288
00:14:08,910 --> 00:14:11,350
she refuses to deal with.
289
00:14:17,050 --> 00:14:18,250
Want a beer?
290
00:14:18,260 --> 00:14:21,289
Uh, no, thanks.
291
00:14:21,290 --> 00:14:23,289
You know, with all this,
292
00:14:23,290 --> 00:14:25,530
I think I better stay sharp.
293
00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:15,679
- Russell?
- Nope.
294
00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:18,110
Well, wait.
295
00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:19,580
What are you doing out there?
296
00:15:19,581 --> 00:15:23,519
Oh, me?
I'm just having a smoke.
297
00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:25,219
You know,
checking out the birds.
298
00:15:25,220 --> 00:15:28,220
Typical fire escape stuff.
299
00:15:28,230 --> 00:15:30,689
It's freezing out there.
Liz isn't home.
300
00:15:30,690 --> 00:15:32,100
Why don't you come on in?
301
00:15:32,101 --> 00:15:33,260
Ah, no, no, no.
I couldn't.
302
00:15:33,261 --> 00:15:35,060
I couldn't impose
on your privacy.
303
00:15:35,070 --> 00:15:37,169
You're watching
a half-naked guy do push-ups.
304
00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:39,499
It's already weird.
305
00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:42,169
All right.
306
00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:46,640
So, what's going on, Russell?
307
00:15:46,641 --> 00:15:48,279
You don't have any cigarettes,
308
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,050
and I know there
aren't any birds out there,
309
00:15:50,051 --> 00:15:52,979
'cause I got lizzy
one of those wooden owls.
310
00:15:52,980 --> 00:15:55,080
Uh, here's the thing.
311
00:15:55,090 --> 00:15:58,219
Um, I need to know
how you got Liz.
312
00:15:58,220 --> 00:16:01,459
What sort of crazy sex acts
are about to go down in here?
313
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:02,889
Excuse me?
314
00:16:02,890 --> 00:16:04,429
What, are you gonna do the, uh,
315
00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:07,359
arctic tornado maybe?
316
00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:10,169
The dirty debutante, huh?
317
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,630
You gonna get rough?
318
00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:12,600
I'm gonna get rough
319
00:16:12,601 --> 00:16:15,460
if you keep up
with the potty mouth.
320
00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:18,439
I'm sorry.
I just...
321
00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:21,279
I just can't figure out
why Liz chose you over me.
322
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:22,410
Look, here--
here's the deal.
323
00:16:22,411 --> 00:16:25,379
I think Liz likes
that I listen to her.
324
00:16:25,380 --> 00:16:27,179
- Mm.
- We talk about her hopes
325
00:16:27,180 --> 00:16:28,150
and her dreams,
326
00:16:28,151 --> 00:16:29,450
and when I'm with her,
327
00:16:29,451 --> 00:16:32,459
she knows I feel like
the luckiest guy in the world.
328
00:16:32,460 --> 00:16:35,729
Wow! So, you're
just a sensitive gentleman
329
00:16:35,730 --> 00:16:37,359
who puts her needs first?
330
00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:38,629
That's it.
331
00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:41,629
Oh, well, that's a relief.
332
00:16:41,630 --> 00:16:43,669
I thought it was
something I could change,
333
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,099
like weiner size,
334
00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:48,500
but there's no surgery
that can make me lame.
335
00:16:49,471 --> 00:16:52,339
All right.
Well, thanks, buddy.
336
00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:58,579
Hey, Adam, what's up?
337
00:16:58,580 --> 00:17:01,149
Nothing much. Just went
to the market with Jen.
338
00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:03,319
Got some free groceries.
339
00:17:06,490 --> 00:17:09,289
Hey, look at that tv.
340
00:17:09,290 --> 00:17:10,729
Oh, nice, huh?
341
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:11,790
Yeah!
Hey, you know,
342
00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:14,599
Jen and I are looking
to get a new tv.
343
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,670
You mind if I ask you
some questions about yours?
344
00:17:16,671 --> 00:17:18,169
- Sure.
- Oh, great.
345
00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:20,399
Um, where did you get it?
346
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,669
How much did you pay for it?
347
00:17:22,670 --> 00:17:26,639
And, um...
348
00:17:27,950 --> 00:17:29,850
Uh...
349
00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:34,520
Did you get
the extended warranty?
350
00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:38,250
You know what?
351
00:17:38,260 --> 00:17:40,459
I'm gonna answer your questions
352
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,830
in just a minute.
353
00:17:44,460 --> 00:17:46,049
Oh, damn it!
354
00:17:46,050 --> 00:17:47,549
What is the matter with you?
355
00:17:47,550 --> 00:17:50,300
You broke my ear.
356
00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:54,399
I barely tapped it,
you big baby.
357
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,919
Why does it bother you so much
358
00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:57,210
that I bought a tv?
359
00:17:57,211 --> 00:18:01,580
'Cause men are supposed
to purchase electronics.
360
00:18:02,380 --> 00:18:03,809
Oh.
361
00:18:03,810 --> 00:18:05,879
Like how men are supposed
to earn more money?
362
00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:07,819
- Yeah.
- Ah-ha!
363
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:10,319
It does bother you
that I make almost as much.
364
00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:13,620
No, no, it doesn't--not.
Rita Wilson.
365
00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:17,990
Aw, man, you know,
I--I love Rita Wilson.
366
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,560
Hey, did you guys
see sleepless in Seattle?
367
00:18:21,570 --> 00:18:23,729
Get out!
368
00:18:23,730 --> 00:18:26,039
Well,
I--I own the DVD.
369
00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:29,440
I--I'm gonna
bring it over later.
370
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:35,459
I know you are hardwired
to think a certain way,
371
00:18:35,460 --> 00:18:37,509
but how have you turned
us having more money
372
00:18:37,510 --> 00:18:38,979
into a bad thing?
373
00:18:38,980 --> 00:18:41,579
I...
374
00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:44,319
I know. Look,
this is new territory for me.
375
00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:45,589
And...
376
00:18:45,590 --> 00:18:49,189
I just like being the guy
who takes care of you.
377
00:18:49,190 --> 00:18:50,789
And I love that about you,
378
00:18:50,790 --> 00:18:52,529
but part of that
is supporting me
379
00:18:52,530 --> 00:18:55,629
and--and making me feel good
when I'm successful.
380
00:18:55,630 --> 00:18:57,699
I get that,
and I am proud of you.
381
00:18:57,700 --> 00:18:59,199
You know that.
382
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:00,739
Thank you.
383
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,990
God, I knew that
was in there somewhere.
384
00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:05,880
I just had to hit you
in the head with a door
385
00:19:05,881 --> 00:19:07,460
to get it out.
386
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:16,019
I am so full.
387
00:19:19,290 --> 00:19:21,260
Did you just unbutton
your pants?
388
00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:22,659
I did.
389
00:19:22,660 --> 00:19:24,589
I love you.
390
00:19:24,590 --> 00:19:26,729
Pay the check.
Let's go home.
391
00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:29,149
All right, I'm on it.
392
00:19:29,150 --> 00:19:31,069
Come on, Adam!
393
00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:32,970
It's starting to feel
like we're stealing.
394
00:19:32,971 --> 00:19:35,669
But everyone gets so happy
when there's a proposal.
395
00:19:35,670 --> 00:19:37,040
Well, people get happy
when they see kittens.
396
00:19:37,041 --> 00:19:38,980
We're not gonna start
carrying those around.
397
00:19:38,981 --> 00:19:41,979
I do have those cargo pants.
398
00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:44,750
- May I take this?
- Uh, hold on.
399
00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:53,359
Jennifer Morgan...
400
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,589
You are a safe harbor
for my ship
401
00:19:55,590 --> 00:19:57,189
to dock in the night.
402
00:19:57,190 --> 00:19:59,099
What?
403
00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:00,360
Will you marry me?
404
00:20:00,361 --> 00:20:02,729
No, I won't.
405
00:20:03,850 --> 00:20:06,050
I can't do this anymore.
406
00:20:07,020 --> 00:20:09,769
Oh, my God, sir.
I am so sorry.
407
00:20:09,770 --> 00:20:10,939
Thanks.
408
00:20:10,940 --> 00:20:12,020
No, no, no, no.
409
00:20:12,030 --> 00:20:13,339
Dinner's on us tonight.
410
00:20:13,340 --> 00:20:15,540
Really?
411
00:20:15,550 --> 00:20:18,110
I guess it's only fair
after what happened to me
412
00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:19,620
in your restaurant.
413
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:31,660
Look at that.
414
00:20:31,661 --> 00:20:34,989
The reds, Greens, and blues
are all so true.
415
00:20:34,990 --> 00:20:36,290
The truest.
416
00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:38,659
All right, come on,
where did you get it?
417
00:20:38,660 --> 00:20:40,299
Crazy monty's in paramus.
418
00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:42,099
- New Jersey?
- No sales tax.
419
00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:44,239
I know.
I buy my socks there.
420
00:20:45,770 --> 00:20:47,109
It gets better.
421
00:20:47,110 --> 00:20:48,340
How is that possible?
422
00:20:48,341 --> 00:20:52,239
Oh, two words--
floor model.
423
00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:54,059
I have never loved you more.
424
00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:56,780
Can I?
425
00:20:58,180 --> 00:21:01,549
Okay, put on the game.
I bet it's incredible.
426
00:21:01,550 --> 00:21:05,219
Yeah.
Um, about that...
427
00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:07,960
You can't work
the remote, can you?
428
00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:12,230
Might as well
be flying a spaceship.
429
00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:16,300
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