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- Oh, hello there, Ronald.
- Hey, Timmy.
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I bought a new vest
for your party.
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I'm sorry. I'm going
to need that explained.
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It's like a shirt
only without the sleeves.
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No, the other part.
My party?
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Yeah. You know,
for you finally becoming
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a U.S. citizen.
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Anyway, thanks,
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I don't get invited
to a lot of parties.
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Hey, Tim. How was the weekend
in the teepee?
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You and the squaws grill up
some of that multicolored corn?
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Sir, perhaps you can
enlighten me
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as to why weird Ronald
is under the impression
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we're having a party.
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Ha ha ha. All right.
You're gonna love this.
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- Will I?
- Yeah.
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You know Maya,
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that chick I've kind
of been chasing around?
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- The party planner.
- Exactamundo!
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I'm bringing that back.
Dy-no-mite, sir.
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Anyway, I can never get
any quality time with her
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to work my magic
'cause she's so focused
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on her stupid job.
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So I'm going to hire her
to throw a party.
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Celebrate me becoming
a citizen,
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which, by the way, occurred
over a decade ago.
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Yeah, it was either that
or you beating cancer.
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But that made you too heroic.
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Sir, why involve me at all?
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Couldn't you have said
you're celebrating something
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like a birthday
or six months std free?
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Six months? I wish.
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I'm sorry, sir, but I refuse
to trivialize my citizenship,
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which I happen to take
quite seriously,
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on the altar of duping
an unsuspecting woman.
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Hey, Timmy.
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I'm really looking forward
to your citizenship party.
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As am I.
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Stars and stripes
and whathaveyou.
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So what's it like
to be eating for two?
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Well, at first,
I got to say, I kind of--
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- oh, honey, I wasn't talking
to you.
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Slow down.
You're gonna choke.
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If it's my time, it's my time.
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It's not your time yet, okay?
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Friday morning,
we get our first look
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at the baby.
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That's right.
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Brenda will put on that gown
and get on the table
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and the doctor will get
the first glimpse
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of the life growing within her.
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Let me know how that goes.
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You'll know
'cause you're going.
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Yeah. It's your baby,
you big mount rushmore head.
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It'd be all right
if it was up in Audrey's regions
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but you're my softball buddy.
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And you're gonna be
in that chair all, you know...
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Do you know how we're gonna
look at the baby?
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I'm no doctor,
but I assume it has something
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to do with the camera pointed
at Brenda's, uh...Entrance.
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You say you're not a doctor,
but I don't believe you.
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The doctor waves
an ultrasound wand
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over Brenda's belly
then an image of the baby
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shows up on a screen.
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- Oh, so no...?
- No, no, no.
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Beauty. Beast.
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That hurts to be mocked
by someone with the exact hair
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as the mom
from the Brady bunch.
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Do you mean tv icon
Florence Henderson?
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America's mom?
Hmm. I'll take it.
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Who are you?
That's Brenda.
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You've met her roughly
a dozen times, sir.
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All right,
Brenda the softball lesbian.
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That's what it says
on my business cards.
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Yes. And we all know
what kind of, uh,
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business you do.
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So what's everyone doing
Friday night?
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Well, knicks/lakers are on tv
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and then I thought I'd try
to get on top
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of ol' Audrey here.
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Jeff's watching a Knicks game
and then nothing.
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Why? What's going on?
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Well, I'm hosting
a sweet throw down
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to celebrate ol' timbo here
becoming a U.S. citizen.
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- I thought he was a citizen.
- It's a long story.
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Russell's trying
to bag some woman?
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I stand corrected.
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- Hello, everyone.
- How's it going, doc?
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To be honest, it's been
a pretty rough morning.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I was so close to breaking 80
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and then I chunked a tee shot
straight into the water.
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- Again. So sorry.
- Trying to move past it.
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All right, who's ready to have
a look at the little guy?
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We're so excited.
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This is, uh, conductive gel.
It may be a bit chilly.
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Yeah,
I could squeeze it slower,
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but then you don't get
that noise.
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Okay, there's the amniotic sac.
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Everything looks good.
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And that tiny spot,
that's your baby.
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Oh.
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Isn't that the most adorable
tiny spot you've ever seen?
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Yes. And I'm not
just saying that.
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I can print you a photo
off the screen
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if you'd like to have one.
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Oh, yeah.
Of course we would.
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Uh, no, we wouldn't.
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That's how they get you.
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How they get you?
It's our baby, Jeff.
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We didn't just come off
space Mountain.
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All right, fine, but just one
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and we don't need it
on a mug or mouse pad.
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Hey, look, Jeff.
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Its little fist is clenched
around a tiny wallet.
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- Huh.
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What?
Is there a problem?
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No, no. I'm seeing something
behind the amniotic sac.
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It could be another one.
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What?
You mean, like, twins?
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It's not in a good position
to see, but it could be.
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We'll know for sure
at your next appointment.
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Oh, my God.
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I know.
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- It might be twins.
- It might be.
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Just so you know,
attendance is mandatory.
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So Jeff and, uh...
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I want to say martina...
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You got to be there.
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Aw, how could I resist
an invite
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from the star
of the Chucky movies?
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Great. Now listen.
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Maya's a real
career-oriented gal.
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This is the first party
she gets to throw on her own.
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So if she does well,
there's gonna be an after party.
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- Me and Maya.
- Me pants.
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11:00 to 11:04.
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Just be there, all right?
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And bring that chick
that's having your baby.
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Wow. Speaking of babies,
could be twins, huh?
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That was a real gut punch
for me.
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Well, at least it doesn't
affect me.
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- Mm.
- Anyway...
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You kind of put on
a big happy face for Audrey.
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Well, I had to 'cause
she was so happy.
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That's a husband's job:
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To hide his feelings
from his wife.
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Push them deep down.
Really, Jeff?
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I mean, how long can you keep
that up? Thanks.
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I just need to make it
to my goal age of 71.
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Why 71?
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I saw a 72-year-old guy
naked at the gym once.
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Let's just say gravity wins.
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Come on in.
Welcome to Timmy's America.
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Hey, Ronald, glad you could
make it.
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Whoa, Asia-vu.
My brother Donald.
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Mr. dunbar, my boss.
Nice to meet you.
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Oh, hey, how you doing?
Uh...
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Ooh, Ronald.
O-bigay chippita, dippita.
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Hey, hey, hey,
your brother's having some sort
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of seizure.
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No. Like many twins,
we sometimes speak
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a secret language
that only we understand.
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Sodabe hopitty hippity doo?
Yeah. Yeah.
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Great. Valuable addition
to the scene.
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- Russell. Russell.
- Oh, hey.
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Hey, hey, hey, uh, is there
smoking allowed in here?
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- No. Is someone smoking?
- Yes, you are.
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Let the charm wash over you.
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I just hope Timmy's
having a good time.
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- I'm sure he is.
- Where is he?
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Who's that?
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- Timmy!
- Oh, I don't know him.
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He's the guest of honor.
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He needs to be mingling
to get things going!
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No, no, no, I know, I know,
and I'll find him
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and straighten him out.
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He's new to America.
He doesn't know.
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Psst!
Adam. Get in here!
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That's what I'm talkin' about.
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Okay.
All right.
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It's gotta be a quick one.
There's people waiting.
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No! I clogged the toilet.
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Oh, dude.
Way to kill the mood.
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With tissues.
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Whatever you say, honey.
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Just do something!
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Well...
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No! It's overflowing!
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And everyone's
gonna think I did it.
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Well, you did do it.
With your..."Tissues."
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It was tissues.
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Okay, calm down.
We'll just...
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Find someone else to pin it on.
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No, we can't do that.
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Sure, we can.
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Uh, I wouldn't
go in there if I were you.
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The bowl is clogged up
something fierce.
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Ugh!
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It wasn't her.
No, it was, uh...
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It was those twins over there.
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Eew!
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I know.
Creepy, huh?
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All right.
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It doesn't seem right.
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Do you want people
thinking it was you?
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- No.
- Okay.
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Now, what about me?
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I don't wanna be the guy
whose fiancee choked the can.
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Let's go.
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Timmy!
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Can I borrow you
for a little pow-wow?
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Pow-wow's funny
'cause he's Indian.
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Be right back.
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What are you doing?
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Chatting up Violet
with whom, I dare say,
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I have a lovely connection.
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Well, Maya, with him I dare say
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I have a lovely connection,
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is freaking out
'cause you're not mingling.
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Sir, the only reason I'm here
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is because of Violet.
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Well, if it wasn't for me,
you'd be at home
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going all eight-arm God
on your pants puppet!
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Now, get out there and mingle!
Okay.
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For ten minutes
and not one second more.
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- 20.
- 10.
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- 15.
- 10.
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- 10 and 1 second more.
- Fine.
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- Hey!
- Hey!
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So you guys saw the baby?
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- We sure did.
- Check it out.
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- Wow!
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Amazing!
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What are we looking at here?
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That tiny spot right there,
that's our baby.
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Oh, I'm so happy for you guys.
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Well, prepare
to double your happiness.
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Oh! Are you guys
getting a dog too?
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No. The doctor said
it might be twins.
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- So exciting!
- I know.
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Jeff, I could use a drink.
I could use a scotch
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if you're gonna go to the bar.
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Wow. That's, uh, still
as charming as it was
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at Nana's funeral.
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Wanna come with?
Sure.
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So it could be twins, huh?
That's fantastic.
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Yeah. That's what
we're goin' with.
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My cousin has twins.
20 fingers, 20 toes.
250
00:13:10,230 --> 00:13:11,729
That great baby stroller--
251
00:13:11,730 --> 00:13:14,799
- yes, yes.
Two of everything--I get it!
252
00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:16,369
Whoa.
What's going on?
253
00:13:16,370 --> 00:13:18,260
Sorry. I'm just
a little freaked out.
254
00:13:18,261 --> 00:13:20,010
You know,
I wasn't expecting twins.
255
00:13:20,011 --> 00:13:22,179
But you seemed so excited
when you came in.
256
00:13:22,180 --> 00:13:25,609
Yeah. I was pretending
for Jeff.
257
00:13:25,610 --> 00:13:29,020
It's a wife's job.
Fake it for your husband.
258
00:13:31,420 --> 00:13:33,020
When the doctor said
it could be twins,
259
00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:34,939
he was just so happy.
260
00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:36,810
I mean, look at him.
261
00:13:37,830 --> 00:13:39,960
My life's over, dude.
262
00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:44,279
I mean, how are we
gonna handle twins?
263
00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:46,199
Hey, speaking of...
264
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:49,900
See those freaky dudes
over there?
265
00:13:49,910 --> 00:13:54,340
They totally
wrecked the crapper.
266
00:13:55,790 --> 00:13:58,680
Oh, great.
They're reloading.
267
00:14:08,140 --> 00:14:10,369
So why are you so worried
about having twins?
268
00:14:10,370 --> 00:14:11,510
I don't know.
269
00:14:11,511 --> 00:14:13,770
It's hard to point
at any one reason.
270
00:14:13,780 --> 00:14:16,309
Our place is too small.
We'll have to move.
271
00:14:16,310 --> 00:14:20,919
And let's face it,
I'm not getting any younger.
272
00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:24,749
Let's face it.
Jeff's not getting any younger.
273
00:14:24,750 --> 00:14:27,419
And there's also the money.
Twins can be expensive.
274
00:14:27,420 --> 00:14:29,060
No. That doesn't really
enter into it.
275
00:14:29,061 --> 00:14:31,589
Biggest thing is the money.
276
00:14:31,590 --> 00:14:33,060
I always wanted
to come to a place
277
00:14:33,061 --> 00:14:35,599
where I'd be treated
with dignity and respect.
278
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:36,829
Hey.
279
00:14:36,830 --> 00:14:39,480
Little more slum dog
on the accent.
280
00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:45,069
See? Look.
He's workin' the room.
281
00:14:45,070 --> 00:14:47,039
Ohh...Thank you so much.
282
00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:48,459
You know, at first
283
00:14:48,460 --> 00:14:50,210
I thought you just
threw this party
284
00:14:50,211 --> 00:14:52,130
'cause you were trying
to get me in bed.
285
00:14:52,131 --> 00:14:54,779
What?
What the what...
286
00:14:54,780 --> 00:14:56,520
But who would go
to this much trouble?
287
00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:59,499
Who? I mean,
seriously, who?
288
00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:01,670
Here, drink all of this.
289
00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:06,560
Hey. You two know where
there's another bathroom?
290
00:15:08,030 --> 00:15:10,799
Um...I think
there's one in the lobby.
291
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:13,469
Good. 'Cause those twins
ruined the one in here.
292
00:15:13,470 --> 00:15:17,340
Oh. I had not
heard that.
293
00:15:18,610 --> 00:15:21,909
Wow!
It's really getting around.
294
00:15:21,910 --> 00:15:24,309
I feel so bad for those twins.
295
00:15:24,310 --> 00:15:26,160
Okay, look, Jen, if we
didn't pin it on them,
296
00:15:26,161 --> 00:15:28,350
someone else would have.
297
00:15:29,420 --> 00:15:32,119
And right there
in front of me...
298
00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:34,090
Was the statue of liberty.
299
00:15:36,540 --> 00:15:38,460
Knowing my long,
arduous journey to a new world
300
00:15:38,461 --> 00:15:41,329
was finally complete,
301
00:15:41,330 --> 00:15:43,899
I broke down and wept with...
302
00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:48,269
'Scuse me.
303
00:15:48,270 --> 00:15:50,219
So twins, huh?
304
00:15:50,220 --> 00:15:52,009
Yeah!
305
00:15:52,010 --> 00:15:53,709
- How great.
- It's the best!
306
00:15:53,710 --> 00:15:55,779
The more the merrier, I say.
307
00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:58,879
- Yeah, bring 'em on.
- And the horse they rode in on.
308
00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:01,069
- What?
- I don't know!
309
00:16:01,070 --> 00:16:03,349
I can't do this anymore!
Look, I...
310
00:16:03,350 --> 00:16:04,790
I've never lied to you before,
311
00:16:04,791 --> 00:16:06,889
but I'm really worried
about having twins.
312
00:16:06,890 --> 00:16:09,909
Oh, my God!
I'm really worried too!
313
00:16:09,910 --> 00:16:13,759
And you lie to me all the time.
314
00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:14,960
You're worried too?
315
00:16:14,961 --> 00:16:16,660
But you were so excited
at the doctor's.
316
00:16:16,670 --> 00:16:18,000
Honey, I was only acting
excited
317
00:16:18,001 --> 00:16:19,549
'cause you were so excited.
318
00:16:19,550 --> 00:16:20,800
That's what I was doing!
319
00:16:20,801 --> 00:16:25,739
I mean,
I was prepared for one...Maybe.
320
00:16:25,740 --> 00:16:27,370
But the thought of two?
321
00:16:27,380 --> 00:16:30,709
I mean, God, will I be a good
enough parent for two?
322
00:16:30,710 --> 00:16:33,249
Will I have enough time
and energy
323
00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:36,119
and, God, love to give them?
324
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:39,549
I mean, are those the things
you're worried about too?
325
00:16:39,550 --> 00:16:41,159
Yes.
326
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,960
Those things.
327
00:16:45,190 --> 00:16:46,559
Okay, well...
328
00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:48,159
We have to be realistic here.
329
00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:49,659
I mean, this is a possibility.
330
00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:51,300
We're gonna have to
get onboard with it.
331
00:16:51,301 --> 00:16:54,030
Let's look at the, uh,
all the upside.
332
00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:56,639
Twins, uh...
333
00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:59,209
Positives about twins.
334
00:17:03,930 --> 00:17:07,349
That's not helping.
335
00:17:07,350 --> 00:17:09,930
Oh, they're leaving.
I feel horrible.
336
00:17:09,940 --> 00:17:11,889
I'm gonna go talk to them.
337
00:17:11,890 --> 00:17:15,559
Just tell 'em to cut down
on the fiber.
338
00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:17,729
All right.
Fresh meat.
339
00:17:17,730 --> 00:17:20,229
Yes. A bloated
pregnant lesbian.
340
00:17:20,230 --> 00:17:22,500
Line up, fellas.
341
00:17:23,470 --> 00:17:24,969
Why are you guys leaving?
342
00:17:24,970 --> 00:17:27,069
Someone blamed us
for clogging the toilet.
343
00:17:27,070 --> 00:17:28,699
And it's ridiculous.
344
00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:31,209
It's not like we go
to the bathroom together.
345
00:17:31,210 --> 00:17:33,670
Except at home.
346
00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:36,079
Super.
347
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:38,309
- Hey.
- Hey! Look who's here.
348
00:17:38,310 --> 00:17:40,460
Yeah.
So how's the party?
349
00:17:40,470 --> 00:17:41,679
Good. Yeah.
350
00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:43,080
You don't have to
use the crapper, do you?
351
00:17:43,081 --> 00:17:44,589
No.
352
00:17:44,590 --> 00:17:46,249
So...
353
00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:48,170
Since this whole twins thing
has come up,
354
00:17:48,171 --> 00:17:50,889
I've been a little
freaked out about the whole,
355
00:17:50,890 --> 00:17:53,590
you know, exit strategy.
356
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,729
- Oh, right.
- Me too.
357
00:17:55,730 --> 00:17:57,819
Anyway, look,
I've just been really nervous
358
00:17:57,820 --> 00:17:59,269
about the whole thing,
359
00:17:59,270 --> 00:18:01,240
and I didn't think I could
wait till our next appointment,
360
00:18:01,241 --> 00:18:03,939
so I went back on my own
to find out for sure.
361
00:18:03,940 --> 00:18:05,469
And?
362
00:18:05,470 --> 00:18:07,509
You know what?
I happen to like twins,
363
00:18:07,510 --> 00:18:09,239
and I think other people
do too.
364
00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:11,149
So come on,
will you please stay?
365
00:18:11,150 --> 00:18:13,610
- Sure.
- Okay, why not?
366
00:18:13,620 --> 00:18:15,419
It's not twins!
367
00:18:15,420 --> 00:18:17,419
- We are not having twins!
- Adam, good news!
368
00:18:17,420 --> 00:18:20,919
We're not having twins!
Oh, congrats, man! Whoo!
369
00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:24,170
All right!
Thank God!
370
00:18:45,180 --> 00:18:49,849
Mr. dunbar, I, uh,
can't seem to locate Violet.
371
00:18:49,850 --> 00:18:51,450
Any idea where she might be?
Oh, yeah.
372
00:18:51,451 --> 00:18:53,589
I told her to scram.
373
00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:54,889
You did what?
374
00:18:54,890 --> 00:18:57,260
Look, I'm on the verge
of closing it with Maya.
375
00:18:57,261 --> 00:19:00,029
She wants you to say
a few words to the crowd.
376
00:19:00,030 --> 00:19:01,060
I need you focused.
377
00:19:01,061 --> 00:19:02,230
Don't be selfish!
378
00:19:02,231 --> 00:19:04,329
Can I have
everyone's attention?
379
00:19:04,330 --> 00:19:06,579
Our newest citizen
has a few words
380
00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:08,499
he would like to say.
381
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:10,969
Don't forget to thank me.
382
00:19:10,970 --> 00:19:13,039
And if you can work it in
naturally,
383
00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:15,409
mention that I'm rocking
a monster hog.
384
00:19:15,410 --> 00:19:17,560
If you can.
385
00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:19,979
You're right, Maya.
386
00:19:19,980 --> 00:19:23,319
I do have a few words to say.
First off,
387
00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:25,250
I'd like to thank everyone
for being here to support me.
388
00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:28,259
But I would especially like
to thank my boss and friend,
389
00:19:28,260 --> 00:19:29,490
Mr. Russell dunbar.
390
00:19:31,110 --> 00:19:34,329
In fact,
he's such a generous soul,
391
00:19:34,330 --> 00:19:36,599
I'd like him to have
the first piece of cake.
392
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:38,250
What?
393
00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:41,100
Ooh, the whole top.
394
00:19:45,340 --> 00:19:47,779
Ahh...
395
00:19:47,780 --> 00:19:50,140
I get what's going on here.
396
00:19:50,150 --> 00:19:53,429
In the region of the country
where Timmy comes from...
397
00:19:53,430 --> 00:19:55,079
Throwing cake at someone
398
00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:57,949
is the highest form of praise
and honor.
399
00:19:57,950 --> 00:20:01,119
Oh.
Yeah.
400
00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:03,390
So let's hear it for me
a little bit.
401
00:20:06,390 --> 00:20:10,429
So...Why don't you join me
402
00:20:10,430 --> 00:20:13,029
in honoring...
403
00:20:13,030 --> 00:20:14,230
Timmy?
404
00:20:19,340 --> 00:20:22,079
Come on, step up.
Don't be shy.
405
00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:23,139
Don't worry.
406
00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:26,679
Oh!
407
00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:28,150
There we go!
408
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:33,349
- Aw...
- Oh, my God!
409
00:20:33,350 --> 00:20:36,019
This is so much fun!
You threw a great party.
410
00:20:36,020 --> 00:20:37,220
Let's go celebrate.
Come on.
411
00:20:37,221 --> 00:20:38,789
Wait, one second.
412
00:20:38,790 --> 00:20:40,829
Hey! Good news.
413
00:20:40,830 --> 00:20:42,529
I think it's gonna happen.
414
00:20:42,530 --> 00:20:44,329
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