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Previously on Nurse Jackie-
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Today we welcome back Dr. Roman...
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from her three-month probation.
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- And the award goes to?
- Me.
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I gave a scholarship to my alma mater.
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Kind of at a place in my life
where I want to feel more fulfilled.
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- It's lighter than I expected.
- I'll make it up to you tomorrow.
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All right. Counting on it.
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Keep going to meetings.
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Work the steps. You got a sponsor?
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I'm not very good with authority.
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Okay, I am very good with people
who are not good with authority.
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Listen up, people.
Con Ed's working on the power grid.
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What's up with these generators
not kicking in?
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I'll look into it.
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Hey, Alexa. Towel, please.
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- Alexa doesn't work here anymore.
- What?
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She got busted for selling drugs.
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How fucked up is that?
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Ripped By mstoll
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Honey, I am still waiting
for one good reason...
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I can't take you out tonight.
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Don't we do fun things when we stay in?
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Fun? Some of them are downright indecent.
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Hmm, hmm, hmm.
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All right.
That's Kevin and the girls.
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Will you do me a favor?
Would you hop in the shower?
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What, are we teenagers
and Mom and Dad are coming home?
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- Hi.
- Mommy.
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- Hey, hey. We made it.
- Mommy. Mommy, pick me up.
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I don't know, sweetie. You're kind of big.
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- Pick me up, please.
- Sweetie. Whoops, okay.
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- How you doing up there?
- God, Fi, how old are you?
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Not a good question to ask a lady.
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Don't let us kill your morning.
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- We'll pick it up and go.
- Oh, yes.
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- Sweetie, just a minute.
- You forgot? Seriously?
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Your birth certificate?
No, it's right here. I remembered.
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- You getting your learner's permit?
- Passport.
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My friend Mandy's parents
own this perfume company in Provence.
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I'm going to intern in the lab this summer.
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- This is not for your learner's permit?
- I thought she told you.
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- Pick me up.
- Can we just do this and go? Jesus.
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- Where are you planning on staying?
- Pick me up.
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- They have this huge villa.
- Grace, I don't even know these people.
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It'll be fine. Stop.
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Fi, stop it.
You are too big for this. Stop it.
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Sweetie, I'm sorry.
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France is not a done deal.
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Oh, no, I am going.
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No, not until your father and I discuss it.
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Tell you what.
Come by the bar tonight. You too, Frank.
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We can't. We're going out.
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- I'll call you, okay?
- Okay.
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Fi, sweetie, I'm sorry.
Can I have a hug? Oh!
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I'll talk to you later.
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Okay. But I'm gonna hold you to that.
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There were witnesses.
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Where are we going?
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It's a secret.
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I hate secrets.
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Quick. You. Quick.
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Gloria, you bought a penis car?
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I didn't buy a penis car.
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I won a penis car
in a poker game last night.
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'65, huh? Look at that.
It's in mint condition too.
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Exactly what the guy
with the three kings said...
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when he put his pink slip in the pot.
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- Seems I have a poker face.
- Not today.
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Some people will do anything for attention.
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What?
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Do you- Okay.
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His name is Maksym Gabor- 67, unresponsive.
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- Prep Trauma.
- B.P. is 100 over 50.
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Struck by a Zipcar while riding a Citi Bike.
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Who didn't see that one coming?
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I'm a little busy, Dr. Roman.
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I'm sorry. Dr. Roman? Brr, dude.
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Do you have any idea
what kind of women troll those sites?
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I'll let you know.
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Dr. -oman, -auma.
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I think they need you in Trauma.
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Whatever.
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All right.
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Yeah, I'm sure it sucks to get arrested.
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But I'll tell you what,
it's pretty sucky over here too.
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- I am totally out.
- Don't say it.
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Totally out of sandwiches.
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How lame is it a nurse can't get
a free lunch at work?
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I don't steal sandwiches from work.
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Is that some kind of
fucked-up personal code?
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It's a “too fucking smart
to get caught” code.
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Fucking asshole.
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I really don't need your help.
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- Favorite movie-- Goodfellas?
- It's a classic.
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And a red flag that
you're a mouth-breather...
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and all the fun that brings.
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The Notebook?
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Put your sensitive self out there, Coop.
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Trust the experience of a middle-aged man...
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who recently found his soul mate online.
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Really? A new boyfriend?
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- What happened with you and the mime?
- We never talked.
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What do you think of the picture?
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- It's too-
- Yes.
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What? It's friendly and dignified.
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You're selling sensitivity,
not reverse mortgages.
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We'll take another. Favorite book?
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- Definitely The Shining.
- Perfect.
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Catcher in the Rye.
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More light please, Nurse.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Keep your eyes closed. Eyes closed.
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Very sorry about this.
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Zoey here's gonna clean you up
and discharge you.
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And, again, my apologies.
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Mrs. Ak- Would you please re-
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Attention. Ak- repor- ER.
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Fuck!
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P.A.'s broken. We can't hear you.
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- Okay, I said-
- Akalitus is in the chapel.
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Thought you said you couldn't hear me.
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Kind of makes you wonder, doesn't it?
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Mr. Gabor?
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Squeeze my hand if a doctor has
diagnosed you with anything.
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Sophia.
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Yes, your wife is on her way.
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Sophia.
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Can I talk to you for a second, please?
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From the surge after the brownout.
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Lucky we didn't lose this place.
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We are losing it.
Piece by piece, we're losing it.
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The P.A. system is down again.
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I just broke a lightbulb over a patient-
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like I was christening a ship.
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Bulbs break. P.A. systems cost.
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The brownout was an act of God.
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Or Con Ed.
They're pretty much the same.
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Do you know how tired
I am of bringing all this shit to you?
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Back at ya. We make do.
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Oh, okay.
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So what, I'm supposed to bring in my own
duct tape, baling wire?
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What's next, my own syringes?
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Tone, Dr. Prentiss.
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Yeah, that's the word, all right.
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Tone.
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And the tone that you set is what- defeat?
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Excuse me.
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Dr. Cooper wants you to call bay two's
asthma prescription...
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to her local pharmacy.
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Can you dial this for me?
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Anything else? Dinner reservations or-
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Uh, no. No, I'm good.
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Hello, this is Dr. Carrie Roman.
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My D.E.A. number'? Are you ready?
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A.R. 602-718-8.
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Tonight, let's get you out.
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Forget all about work.
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Forget?
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Now you sound like Akalitus.
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Men, huh?
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Look at me. I get to say that now.
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All we do is have sex or talk about work.
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- What is that?
- it's a relationship, Zoey.
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I want to get him out...
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do something we don't do every night,
which is nothing.
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Oh, my God!
Let's go to dinner tonight.
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I can't. Frank is taking me out.
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We can double.
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No. I don't even know where we're going.
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- It's a surprise.
- Seriously?
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You're so lucky.
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Yeah, I lead a charmed life.
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Want to take a ride in my car?
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Um, kind of working.
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Ike Prentiss gave me
a ration of shit for not stepping up.
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Stepping up about what? The P.A.?
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The P.A., everything.
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Hell of it is, he may be right.
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Jackie, have I gotten complacent
and not noticed it?
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You're doing the best you can
with what you got.
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What more can you do?
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Thanks for that.
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You've been so clearheaded.
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Hi. Yes, this is Dr. Carrie Roman.
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I'm calling in an OxyContin
prescription...
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for my patient to pick up.
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Yes, my D.E.A. number-
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A.R. 602-718-8.
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I'm sorry, Ms. Wood.
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I know Dr. Roman called it in.
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Did she mention there's
a 24-hour waiting period on OxyContin?
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- Ow.
- You all right?
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You don't have any back there?
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I hate seeing such a pretty gal in pain.
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I sure wish there was something
I could do for you.
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A massage might loosen you up.
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Hi. What are you doing right now?
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I hit on a pharmacist.
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To score? Oh, that is grim.
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Jackie, are you using again?
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Is this what sponsorship is?
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- I call you for help and you accuse me?
- Easy now.
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I fucking bailed on rehab
'cause it's bullshit.
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I go to meetings. They are bullshit.
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You're pretty much it for me.
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You called me, Jackie.
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You told me to call you if I needed help.
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Okay, the cravings can't be new.
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So is something going on at work or at home?
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Well, my daughter Grace-
I don't know what's going on with her.
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Fiona is 10.
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Every time I see her,
she acts like a three-year-old.
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I've completely lost touch with my kids.
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Well, you screwed up.
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Your kids didn't ask
for Mom to be an addict, did they?
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I kicked the shit out of my family too.
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But that's addiction.
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I hate to break it to you, Jackie Peyton.
You are not unique.
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You have kids?
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Mm-hmm.
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Wow, a pharmacist.
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Gee.
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Aw, I once blew a guy for a daiquiri.
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Shit happens.
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Its an old habit. I cheated on my husband
with the hospital pharmacist.
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Oh! I knew I liked you.
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Mr. Gabor- he's still not talking.
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- Ooh, books.
- Yeah.
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Present for Grace.
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She is going to France this summer.
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I know. She's so excited.
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Don't tell me.
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Your 10th-grade math teacher saw
your dating profile...
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and sent you a bathroom selfie.
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No. But I did get an unusual response.
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I've been recruited by a sperm scout.
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Oh, we are so good.
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Yeah. This says my looks, status...
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and obvious sensitivity...
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make me a prime candidate
in the upscale sperm donor market.
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- Weird? Not weird?
- You are going to do this.
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You must.
Coop, how many of us at our age...
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are sought out for these opportunities?
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It is kind of cool- a bunch of mini Coops.
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Mmm.
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I feel like today you and I gave birth.
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Jackie, this is Mrs. Gabor.
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We're doing absolutely
everything we can for your husband.
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Sophia.
253
00:16:26,752 --> 00:16:29,995
I'm here, Maksym.
254
00:16:30,089 --> 00:16:33,366
- Did you get his history?
- Not yet.
255
00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:34,870
Come on, I was getting to that.
256
00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:37,498
Respiratory arrest.
257
00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,099
What-
258
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,711
Step out, Doctor. Now, please.
259
00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:45,646
Focus on me. Right here.
Did he have any preexisting conditions?
260
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:49,312
Yes, he was diagnosed with
congestive heart failure.
261
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:53,346
- Patient history of C.H.F. - Zoey, prep 80
milligrams of Lasix and four of morphine.
262
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,448
Shit. Difficulty oxygenating.
263
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,791
O2 sat slipping.
264
00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:01,298
B.P. 70 over 40. Dropping.
265
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,356
- Still not breathing.
- Maksym.
266
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:05,868
Pushing Lasix.
267
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:08,370
Maksym!
268
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:10,907
He's breathing. Weak, but hanging on.
269
00:17:18,337 --> 00:17:19,645
You're doing great. Stay with me.
270
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,707
- What is he saying?
- I don't know.
271
00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:25,584
He moved from Ukraine as a boy.
We only spoke English.
272
00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:32,690
What, Maksym? What?
273
00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:34,356
He said, “I cannot die...
274
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:38,266
without telling you something,
my sweetness.”
275
00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:43,098
I'm fluent in Ukrainian.
276
00:17:43,195 --> 00:17:47,837
...Yonkers.
277
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,278
Please, Doctor, tell me, what is he saying?
278
00:17:50,369 --> 00:17:55,580
I have had an outside wife...
279
00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:59,782
in Yonkers for 20 day- years.
280
00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:03,358
And fathered two strong boys...
281
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:06,454
who you never knew about.
282
00:18:06,552 --> 00:18:08,759
Oh, my God.
283
00:18:11,123 --> 00:18:13,626
I could not take this to my car-
284
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:15,399
grave.
285
00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:17,202
O2 sat rising.
286
00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:19,973
He's looking good.
287
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:24,105
Oy. Oy.
288
00:18:24,203 --> 00:18:26,877
- He said-
- We got it.
289
00:18:32,411 --> 00:18:34,254
Ukrainian? I'm blown away.
290
00:18:34,313 --> 00:18:36,293
Who speaks Ukrainian?
291
00:18:36,382 --> 00:18:39,955
“Roman" is short for “Romanoff.”
292
00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:42,623
I went to summer camp every year in Vovchyk.
293
00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:44,724
Guys, can we not-
294
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,996
For your- You know.
295
00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:50,665
Ah.
296
00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:53,677
Is that a specimen kit?
297
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:56,906
My online dating profile
attracted a top-rated semen scout.
298
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,915
My semen is highly prized.
299
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,112
So now you need to-
300
00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:04,654
Yes, for testing.
301
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:07,315
As a medical professional,
I could assist with-
302
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:09,256
No. Stop.
303
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:10,658
Seriously? You're turning me down?
304
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:15,290
Is that all you got, ever?
305
00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:18,164
I was only- I can't- You're pissed.
306
00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:20,328
I'm almost 40.
307
00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:22,030
I don't have anything to show for it.
308
00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:24,540
This is my shot.
309
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:46,159
My prediction for tonight-
310
00:19:46,218 --> 00:19:48,164
A Circle Line cruise.
311
00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:50,393
Surprises are the best.
312
00:19:50,489 --> 00:19:53,493
I will share that with Mrs. Gabor.
313
00:19:53,559 --> 00:19:55,698
People.
314
00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:57,536
People.
315
00:19:57,630 --> 00:20:00,236
People. Gather, please.
316
00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:08,347
I want you to understand
that I simply cannot fix everything here.
317
00:20:08,407 --> 00:20:10,182
She called a meeting to tell us that?
318
00:20:10,242 --> 00:20:12,688
A new P.A. system, for instance...
319
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:15,385
bids out at 20 grand.
320
00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:19,327
Which is exactly what I can get for
the Mustang I just won.
321
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:21,865
Wait a minute.
You're donating your penis car?
322
00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:22,922
No!
323
00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:26,664
That's your '65.
324
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,933
What else would you propose?
325
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:40,250
Ow, shit!
326
00:20:40,339 --> 00:20:41,943
Fuck!
327
00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:46,347
Go ahead and give it a shot.
328
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:49,393
Attention.
329
00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:51,428
- People in the ER.
- Hell, yes!
330
00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:52,757
It's working.
331
00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:56,595
Ladies and germs, Dr. Fixit himself.
332
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,070
Ahem, uh, people.
333
00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:04,802
People.
334
00:21:07,399 --> 00:21:09,106
This is the fourth floor.
335
00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:11,044
They can hear everything you say.
336
00:21:12,404 --> 00:21:14,077
Damn it.
337
00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:15,915
You know what? I got it. Hold on.
338
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:17,977
One second. One second.
339
00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:25,320
I think I may have looked at
kitchen counters...
340
00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:26,657
around here somewhere.
341
00:21:26,752 --> 00:21:28,129
Yeah?
342
00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:30,996
Okay, we're here.
343
00:21:32,258 --> 00:21:33,760
You ready?
344
00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:50,283
Good to see you. Hey, pal.
345
00:21:51,777 --> 00:21:54,451
♪♪
346
00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:04,032
Who are you?
347
00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:06,694
I'm your partner, ma'am.
348
00:22:08,027 --> 00:22:10,473
I have never done this before.
349
00:22:10,529 --> 00:22:12,509
That's why I'm here.
350
00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:17,344
Oh.
351
00:22:17,436 --> 00:22:19,438
You're gonna be fine.
Just stay with me, all right?
352
00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:21,280
All right, mix it up, y'all.
353
00:22:25,377 --> 00:22:27,379
Now head couples go forward and back.
354
00:22:29,215 --> 00:22:31,525
Side couples forward and back.
355
00:22:31,617 --> 00:22:34,655
Now swing your partner,
and she'll swing you.
356
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:36,666
Now promenade, go two by two.
357
00:22:36,722 --> 00:22:38,326
Come on. That's good.
358
00:22:38,390 --> 00:22:40,666
That's good. Come on.
359
00:22:40,726 --> 00:22:42,501
All right, make the circle, y'all.
360
00:22:42,561 --> 00:22:44,666
Into the middle with a great big shout.
361
00:22:45,831 --> 00:22:47,868
♪♪
362
00:22:47,967 --> 00:22:50,311
All right, y'all,
let's kick it up a notch. Listen up.
363
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:52,349
It's all right to comer, allemande.
364
00:22:52,404 --> 00:22:54,907
Left to your partner, allemande.
365
00:22:55,007 --> 00:22:58,011
Right to the next.
It's a right and left grand.
366
00:23:00,412 --> 00:23:02,517
Now left to your partner, allemande.
367
00:23:02,581 --> 00:23:04,583
Back where you came from,
right and left grand.
368
00:23:06,852 --> 00:23:10,390
Pass your partner by,
left to the next. Courtesy turn.
369
00:23:10,489 --> 00:23:12,765
Now head couples go forward and back.
370
00:23:13,859 --> 00:23:16,499
Now forward again and you do-si-do.
371
00:23:17,596 --> 00:23:19,371
Just circle up four. Circle up four.
372
00:23:19,431 --> 00:23:22,002
Circle up four
in the middle of the floor.
373
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:25,537
Now couples separate. Make lines of four.
374
00:23:25,604 --> 00:23:27,584
Go forward and back.
375
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:30,720
Now, gents, you allemande.
376
00:23:30,776 --> 00:23:33,017
Go once and a halfway more...
377
00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:35,354
to the other side of the floor.
378
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:36,552
Long lines forward and back.
379
00:23:36,615 --> 00:23:39,562
Into the middle and then back on now.
380
00:23:39,618 --> 00:23:42,224
And you do it again.
381
00:23:42,288 --> 00:23:44,097
And you pass through.
382
00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:48,303
Now circle of four
in the middle of the floor.
383
00:23:50,796 --> 00:23:54,243
Now you swing mine and I'll swing yours.
384
00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:56,906
Now keep goin' and swing some more.
385
00:23:56,969 --> 00:23:58,880
Now you bow to your partner
and corners all.
386
00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:00,747
And bow to the hall 'cause that's all.
387
00:24:00,806 --> 00:24:03,878
♪♪
388
00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:06,787
You were great.
389
00:24:06,879 --> 00:24:09,086
- I did what I could.
- You did great.
390
00:24:09,148 --> 00:24:11,150
- Did you have fun'?
- That was fun, yeah.
391
00:24:11,250 --> 00:24:13,161
I'm gonna get something to drink.
What can I get you?
392
00:24:13,252 --> 00:24:14,754
I'm good, thanks.
I'm gonna use the bathroom.
393
00:24:14,820 --> 00:24:16,663
- All right, I'll meet you back here.
- Okay.
394
00:24:19,758 --> 00:24:21,760
I don't know what you guys do nowadays...
395
00:24:21,827 --> 00:24:25,172
if there's a handshake
or secret code Or something.
396
00:24:25,264 --> 00:24:26,902
You pretty much cracked it.
397
00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:29,003
- That was it? Okay.
- Yeah.
398
00:24:34,506 --> 00:24:37,419
New Age, Soft ]
399
00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:40,855
- Do you like it?
- Yeah.
400
00:24:40,946 --> 00:24:42,823
I wanted scarves on the lamps...
401
00:24:42,915 --> 00:24:46,658
but I made do
with baby sheets from Peds.
402
00:24:46,752 --> 00:24:48,959
Mmm.
403
00:24:51,523 --> 00:24:53,127
My baby pictures.
404
00:24:53,192 --> 00:24:55,934
- Inspiration for you.
- Oh.
405
00:24:59,932 --> 00:25:02,344
Isn't it a little weird
me looking at me while I-
406
00:25:02,434 --> 00:25:04,641
You were a beautiful baby.
407
00:25:05,971 --> 00:25:07,644
Now...
408
00:25:07,706 --> 00:25:09,879
make a beautiful one.
409
00:25:18,951 --> 00:25:21,727
Ah! So good.
410
00:25:21,820 --> 00:25:23,891
Yeah.
411
00:25:29,895 --> 00:25:32,637
♪♪
412
00:25:40,305 --> 00:25:42,546
This is way more fun with somebody else.
413
00:25:45,677 --> 00:25:47,588
My girlfriend hates this shit.
414
00:25:47,679 --> 00:25:51,422
My boyfriends a cop.
415
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:57,163
No, he really is.
416
00:26:13,672 --> 00:26:15,515
Put a smile on her mouth.
417
00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:17,747
All join hands and circle south.
418
00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:23,783
Now you bow to your partner, corner salute.
419
00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:27,064
Now you circle around, go lickety-scoot.
420
00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:33,930
Chase that rabbit, chase that squirrel.
421
00:26:34,026 --> 00:26:36,131
Take that lady around the world.
422
00:26:37,696 --> 00:26:39,869
♪♪
423
00:26:44,536 --> 00:26:46,982
Chicken in the bread pan peckin' out dough.
424
00:26:49,808 --> 00:26:53,051
Now promenade with heel and toe.
425
00:26:55,314 --> 00:26:57,954
Listen to a cop from New York City.
426
00:26:58,050 --> 00:27:00,792
Men to the center for a right-hand star.
427
00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:05,564
Now swing your partner and don't go far.
428
00:27:08,827 --> 00:27:11,171
Men to the center for a left-hand star.
429
00:27:12,664 --> 00:27:15,008
Now pick up your partner
right where they are.
430
00:27:16,335 --> 00:27:18,178
Circle once around.
431
00:27:21,740 --> 00:27:23,981
Now circle out and come back home.
432
00:27:28,614 --> 00:27:30,025
♪♪
433
00:27:40,125 --> 00:27:43,538
♪♪
434
00:27:53,005 --> 00:27:57,215
♪♪
435
00:28:05,050 --> 00:28:08,554
♪♪
436
00:28:14,523 --> 00:28:24,513
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