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What is this?New menu.
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New menu?
No one asked us.
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You put raisins in
my Sunshine Salad?
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Where's my turkey burger?
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The chicken fingers only
come with three now?
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It doesn't even open.
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How can I whisper about Marjorie
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if I have nothing
to hide behind?
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I knew you weren't
ready for this.
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Well, that was stressful.
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Hey, anybody want to come
with me to the bonsai exhibit
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at the Civic Center tomorrow?
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Sorry. Tiny trees
make me sad.
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That's why I don't
eat broccoli.
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I can't. I'm getting
something done.
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Bonnie?
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I wish I could,
but I have plans.
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She's helping me
study for the GED.
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Oh, that's right,
I really do have plans.
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Unlike Miss
Getting Something Done.
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I didn't know you were
taking the GEDs. Good for you.
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Yeah, it's the
first step towards
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getting my
contractor's license.
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The second step is learning
how not to show up
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when I say I will.
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[laughter]
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It's so cute.
These two have had a lot
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of late-night study sessions
at my house.
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I make them celery
stuffed with peanut butter.
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We feed it to the cats
to shut them up.
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You ever hear a cat try to meow
with a mouth full of Skippy?
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[imitates muffled meow]
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Oh, here comes the smoker.
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Bonnie, come sit by me so she
doesn't stink up my cashmere.
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Would you like to
look at the new menu,
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or is it gonna freak you out?
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Oh, God, there's a new menu?
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[sighs]
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Sorry I'm late.
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There was a big accident
on the freeway.
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Oh, please. You were smoking.
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Both could be true.
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They're not, but they could be.
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Well, I'm glad
you're here.
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I brought
something for you.
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That's sweet.
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How come she gets
a gift and we don't?
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And by "we," I mean "me."
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Oh.
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They're beautiful.
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Never mind. Whatever that
is, I don't want one.
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They're lungs.
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We use them at the hospital
to scare teenagers.
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Healthy lung,
smoker's lung.
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It only takes six months
to go from that to that.
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So what you're saying is
I don't have to quit till June.
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♪
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Come on, Tammy.
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The square of the hypotenuse
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of a right triangle
is equal to what?
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26.
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24.
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Eight.
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I'm not looking for a number.
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X. Lot of times it's X.
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I'm gonna jump in here.
It's the sum of the squares
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of the two adjacent sides.
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Which is probably 26.
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How come you know this stuff
so much better than I do?
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Because we've been going through
it relentlessly for six weeks.
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God, I'm never gonna pass.
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You'll be fine.
You were the "A" student
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when we were teenagers.
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That was many brain cells ago.
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You know,
before the drinking, the drugs
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and my Roller Derby concussions.
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Hey.
Hey.
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Hey.Tammy,
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I specifically
put the lungs away
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so I wouldn't have to see that.
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Wendy told me to keep it
in your face. Catch.
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Hey. How many times
have I told you kids
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to not play lung
in the house?
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Wendy is driving me crazy.
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She keeps sending me pictures
of smokers with mouth cancer
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and holes in their throats.
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Gross. Can you forward me one?
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It can be your treat when
we complete your math review.
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The carrot on the stick.
Well played.
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Why is my Visa bill so high?
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Don't look at me.
I haven't used your Visa card
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since Starbucks started
asking for I.D.
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I mean, even in a hat,
they won't believe I'm you.
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I spent over $200
on cigarettes last month?
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[exhales]
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That's it. I'm quitting.
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Wait a minute, so pictures of
cancer mouth didn't get to you,
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but the Visa bill did?
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We're all gonna die
of something.
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Until then, I need money.
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[gasps] I can't believe you
just threw out those cigarettes.
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You know, in prison, that's two
massages and a cornbread muffin.
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I am so proud of you.
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I hate that nasty habit.
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Awfully judgy for a woman
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who used to snort coke
with a tampon applicator.
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Even high, I was an innovator.
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This is gonna be good.
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This is the right decision.
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[chuckles]
I just saved my own life.
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What have you done today?
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Oh, Bonnie's been helping me
study for the GED.
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She knows this stuff
better than I do.
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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Hey, Bonnie. You know what?
You should take the GED with me.
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Why the hell would I do that?
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Well, you could get
a high school diploma.
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Don't you want one? Come on,
Christy, what do you think?
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Should I have had
one final cigarette
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before I threw them all away?
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You know, if I wanted a diploma,
I could just print one out
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on my computer like I did
with my pilot's license.
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Hey.Adam's home.
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Calm down.What's going on?
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I quit smoking.
And it's a nightmare.
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I'm trying to convince Bonnie
to take the GED with me.
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That sounds like a
great idea... Why?Now, don't you start.
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You always say you hate
being a building manager.
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Maybe this will
open up some doors.
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Oh, I see, you're ashamed of me.
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Sorry, I'm out.
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Okay, guys, I'm just gonna
take out the trash.
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Oh, wait, honey.
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Before you go...
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I will dance on your grave.
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What are we thinking?
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Are we feeling brave?
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It's just,
we're not good with change.
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Okay, but you're missing out
on the new salad.
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New salad?
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No. Not ready.
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Where's Tammy?
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She's home studying.
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The GED's tomorrow.
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That's a shot at me, right?
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What are you talking about?
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Because I won't take the test
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and everyone's
harassing me about it.
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Oh, my God.
Shut up already.
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Take it, don't take it,
who cares?
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So, Christy quit smoking.
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Yay.
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I can wear silk again.
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And your health,
and your health.
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Good for you, sweetie.
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And just so you know,
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the next few days could
be a little rocky.
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Will they, oh wise one?
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Why don't you just shut
the knowledge hole?
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Okay. Back to you, Bonnie.
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Why wouldn't you want
to take the GED?
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Because I'm not good at tests.
I always fail.
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I'm not book-smart.
I'm street-smart.
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Which is better anyway.
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You know what never
saved my life? Geometry.
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You know what did? Being able to
tell if a drug dealer was a cop.
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White socks.
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I don't think you're giving
yourself enough credit.
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I mean, sure, maybe you
didn't do well in school,
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but you were drinking
and using back then.
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Wendy, what's new with you?
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Don't try to change
the subject
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by pretending
to care about Wendy.
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Yeah.
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Bonnie, you can't let
fear get in your way.
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You're a strong,
sober woman now,
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and that means you're
capable of handling things
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that you couldn't
handle before.
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JILL:
Well,
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that's beautiful.
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Beatrice, give me that new menu.
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Nope, nope. [grunts]
I spoke too soon.
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Do you realize
it's been 40 years
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since we sat together
in a classroom?
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Longer than that, isn't it?
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Well, it was 1975.
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How many years is that?
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[mouthing]
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I'm starting to lose confidence
about the math section.
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All right, everybody,
turn off your phones.
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The test will begin
in two minutes.
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I'm so glad we
studied together.
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I feel so prepared.
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How you doing?Good, good, good, good.
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Hey, will you switch with me?
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Why?There's a squirrel out here.
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It looks like
he's wearing pants.
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It's distracting. Yeah.Okay.
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[sighs]
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[grunts]
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This chair has a wobbly back.
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[whispering]: Hey.
My friend thinks you're cute.
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Would you mind swapping seats?
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You okay?
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Perfect.
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Except Big Ben
is ticking in my ear.
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Hey. Would you switch with me?
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Uh, that guy thinks you're cute.
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Hey, Bonnie!
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So glad we're
doing this together.Me, too.
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PROCTOR:
And begin.
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[inhales sharply]
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Which one of you
is wearing perfume?
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Look at those lucky bastards,
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puffing away
without a care in the world.
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And all I've got is this
stupid cinnamon toothpick.
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Yeah, but you're going to live
longer than they are.
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Step away.
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Quitting smoking
still hard?
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Yes, Jill.
Yes, it is.
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00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:08,771
Why don't you try
that nicotine gum?
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00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:10,555
It's supposed to
take the edge off.
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00:12:10,599 --> 00:12:15,125
Hmm. Do you know how much
that nicotine gum costs?
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Do you know how much
anything costs, you princess?
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I know that if you
keep talking to me like that,
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this princess is gonna pop you
right in that cute button nose.
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Aw, go ahead.
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And I'll give you
a refreshing cinnamon blast
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right in the eye.
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You know what?
I'm gonna go scrub the sink.
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Come on, Wendy, show me how.
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Don't we usually have
more cookies left over?
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Christy ate, like,
30 of them.
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Do not ask her about it.
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Oh, my God, you guys.
I got my score. I passed!
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Oh, fantastic.
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Mom, did you get yours?
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I failed.
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What? No.
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No, it's okay. I'm good.
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You sure?
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Yeah. I'm fine.
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This one would like
to stay out.
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Mom, you okay?
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Want a cookie?
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00:15:29,711 --> 00:15:30,755
Toothpick?
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Split a pack of cigarettes?
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I don't need you
to feel sorry for me.
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And stop eating these.
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I talked you into this.
It's all my fault.
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No, it's not.
I failed a test.
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I've done it a million times.
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You knew this stuff.
What happened?
254
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What always happens:
I couldn't focus.
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I forgot everything.
I didn't even finish.
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It didn't help that the room
was, like, 1,000 degrees
257
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:55,432
and there were sirens
and dogs and a mouth breather
258
00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:57,130
who sounded like Darth Vader.
259
00:15:57,173 --> 00:16:00,481
Seriously, try to concentrate
with this going on behind you.
260
00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:03,484
[deep, rasping breaths]
261
00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:07,314
Bonnie, when can you
take the test again?
262
00:16:07,357 --> 00:16:09,055
Never. Now, come on,
let's go celebrate
263
00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:11,971
the one person in this room
who actually is smart.
264
00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:15,235
I don't know how many times
I have to remind you people
265
00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:19,108
I have a master's degree
in art history, but okay.
266
00:16:19,152 --> 00:16:21,937
I'll meet you guys outside.
I got to go to the bathroom.
267
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,939
[whispers]:
So do you.
Oh, so do I.
268
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,724
What's up?I just feel bad celebrating
in front of Bonnie.
269
00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:28,161
Oh, that's understandable.
270
00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:30,032
But, honey, this is a big deal.
271
00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:32,469
And it's okay for you
to be proud of yourself.
272
00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:34,863
Good, 'cause I'm really,
really proud of myself.
273
00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:36,386
I passed, I passed,
I passed.
274
00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:38,345
Come on, Marge,
dance with me.Yeah, yeah. Okay.
275
00:16:38,388 --> 00:16:39,737
Okay, okay.I passed, I passed.
276
00:16:39,781 --> 00:16:41,913
My hip. My back. My leg.
277
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:49,182
Uh-uh, Christy, we're waiting
over here for them.
278
00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:51,314
I'm coming.
279
00:16:51,358 --> 00:16:54,187
Hey, Bonnie, have you ever
thought you might have A.D.D.?
280
00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:56,015
Now, why would she have
an alarm company?
281
00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:57,886
She barely has
any furniture.
282
00:16:57,929 --> 00:17:00,019
Attention deficit disorder.
283
00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:01,890
Oh, that you
definitely have.
284
00:17:01,933 --> 00:17:04,284
Really, Jill? Is that
your master's degree
285
00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:06,416
in finger painting talking?
286
00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:08,810
You know, it would
explain a lot.
287
00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:10,551
Why don't you go back
to whatever crab boat
288
00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:12,292
you're the captain of?
289
00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:14,337
I know a doctor
who can test you.
290
00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:16,774
Ugh.
Wouldn't kill you
to check it out.
291
00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:18,254
Actually, I think it would,
because if I find out
292
00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:20,082
I have one more thing
wrong with me, I'm gonna go home
293
00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:21,170
and put my head
in the oven.
294
00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:24,086
It's electric,
but you can try.
295
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:26,262
All right, let's go.
296
00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:33,922
It's okay,
blow right in my face.
297
00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:35,924
JILL:
Christy!
298
00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:38,970
Love you guys.
Smell you tomorrow.
299
00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:46,935
Oh. What are
you doing up?
300
00:17:46,978 --> 00:17:48,806
Nothing.
What are you doing up?
301
00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:50,808
Nothing.
302
00:17:58,468 --> 00:17:59,513
What are you looking for?
303
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:03,082
I thought I might have
some ice cream is all.
304
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:05,127
Oh, good, 'cause I threw out
the cigarettes you hid in there.
305
00:18:06,476 --> 00:18:07,564
Damn it.
306
00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:10,959
So, why are you really up?
307
00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:13,222
I'm reading about A.D.D.
308
00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:16,051
I found this online test
that helps you figure out
309
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,184
if you might have it.Did you take it?
310
00:18:18,227 --> 00:18:20,011
About half, and then
I found your credit card
311
00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:22,275
and bought a pair of yoga pants,
just for old time's sake.
312
00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:25,191
Well, first, give me my card.
313
00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:26,453
It's already back
in your wallet.
314
00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:28,455
What is this, amateur hour?
315
00:18:28,498 --> 00:18:31,327
All right, let me see this test.
316
00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:32,937
[sighs]
317
00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:37,420
Do you have trouble finishing
projects and activities?
318
00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:39,466
That's when I saw the ad
for the yoga pants,
319
00:18:39,509 --> 00:18:41,598
so what do you
think, sometimes?
320
00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:44,471
Sure.
321
00:18:46,386 --> 00:18:50,172
Have you ever experienced
problems with drugs and alcohol?
322
00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:52,392
[both laugh]
323
00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:58,528
[both sigh]
324
00:19:00,051 --> 00:19:03,011
Do you ever have difficulty
staying focused
325
00:19:03,054 --> 00:19:06,319
during boring
or repetitive tasks?
326
00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:08,016
What's going on?
327
00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:09,409
Things were heating up in there,
328
00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:11,062
and then you just wandered off.
329
00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:24,554
Sometimes.Sometimes.
330
00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:34,042
There it is.
331
00:19:34,085 --> 00:19:36,087
Right?
332
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,656
Thought you quit.
333
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:41,702
I did.
334
00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:45,619
Twice this morning,
and again ten minutes ago.
335
00:19:47,098 --> 00:19:48,448
I don't get it.
336
00:19:48,491 --> 00:19:51,320
Why was I able to quit
drinking, drugs and gambling,
337
00:19:51,364 --> 00:19:52,974
but I can't beat this?
338
00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:55,150
Well, 'cause you had
a lot of support
339
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,630
with those other things.
340
00:19:56,673 --> 00:20:00,590
You ever considered
Nicotine Anonymous?
341
00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:05,465
Do you get a kickback for
every group you get me into?
342
00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:07,945
No more programs.
Okay.
343
00:20:07,989 --> 00:20:10,339
Maybe you're not
ready to stop.
344
00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:12,950
But I hate it.
My friends hate it.
345
00:20:12,994 --> 00:20:14,169
It makes me smell bad.
346
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,605
It's wreaking
havoc on my skin.
347
00:20:15,649 --> 00:20:17,390
My teeth are turning yellow.
348
00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:20,262
I'm hacking up stuff that
should not come from a human.
349
00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:23,134
Excuse me, can you
take this inside?
350
00:20:23,178 --> 00:20:26,268
This is my last one,
and then I'm quitting.
351
00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:30,054
Yeah, this is my
last one, too.
352
00:20:30,098 --> 00:20:32,100
[laughing]
353
00:20:35,016 --> 00:20:37,671
Hi. I'm Bonnie, and
I'm an alcoholic.
354
00:20:37,714 --> 00:20:38,976
ALL:
Hi, Bonnie.
355
00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:41,501
So, I just came from the doctor,
356
00:20:41,544 --> 00:20:44,547
and he says I have
attention deficit disorder.
357
00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:48,769
And it kind of explains
my whole life.
358
00:20:48,812 --> 00:20:51,989
My trouble at school, jobs,
359
00:20:52,033 --> 00:20:54,427
relationships.
360
00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:56,951
Good news is he says
I can take the GED again
361
00:20:56,994 --> 00:20:58,779
and ask for extra time.
362
00:20:58,822 --> 00:21:00,955
I can even take it
in a room by myself
363
00:21:00,998 --> 00:21:04,698
if I want to, where there
are no distractions.
364
00:21:04,741 --> 00:21:07,004
You know, a do-over.
365
00:21:07,048 --> 00:21:08,963
I kind of wish
I could get a do-over
366
00:21:09,006 --> 00:21:11,444
for the other stuff
I've messed up in my life.
367
00:21:12,662 --> 00:21:14,882
God.
368
00:21:14,925 --> 00:21:16,797
How did no one notice this?
369
00:21:17,928 --> 00:21:19,843
I mean, if one
foster parent
370
00:21:19,887 --> 00:21:21,802
or teacher or
anybody had said,
371
00:21:21,845 --> 00:21:24,457
"Hey, this kid isn't dumb,
she just needs a little help,"
372
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,067
everything could have
been different.
373
00:21:26,110 --> 00:21:28,939
I mean, I've spent my entire
freaking life struggling,
374
00:21:28,983 --> 00:21:32,116
and now I find out
it didn't have to be that way?
375
00:21:34,989 --> 00:21:37,383
Who knows what
I could have done?
376
00:21:41,648 --> 00:21:42,866
That's all I got.
377
00:21:44,868 --> 00:21:46,479
Oh, one more thing.
378
00:21:46,522 --> 00:21:48,959
If you've ever been mad at me
for falling asleep
379
00:21:49,003 --> 00:21:51,484
or texting while you're sharing,
you can't be.
380
00:21:51,527 --> 00:21:52,833
I have A.D.D.
381
00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:01,091
This new salad is the best.
382
00:24:01,135 --> 00:24:02,310
Why did we resist it?
383
00:24:02,353 --> 00:24:05,182
I know. Nectarines, corn
and cranberries
384
00:24:05,226 --> 00:24:09,099
don't seem like they
go together, but they do.
385
00:24:09,143 --> 00:24:10,492
Kind of like us.
386
00:24:10,536 --> 00:24:13,626
[all groan]
387
00:24:13,669 --> 00:24:15,715
I don't know what
you guys are talking about.
388
00:24:15,758 --> 00:24:17,760
I hate it.
Excuse me, Bea?
389
00:24:17,804 --> 00:24:20,067
When I ordered this salad,
I didn't realize
390
00:24:20,110 --> 00:24:21,590
there was all this
gross stuff in it.
391
00:24:21,634 --> 00:24:24,201
All the gross stuff
is listed on the menu.
392
00:24:24,245 --> 00:24:26,508
Yeah, but here's the thing.
393
00:24:26,552 --> 00:24:28,597
I have A.D.D.
394
00:24:28,641 --> 00:24:31,513
I'll light a candle for you.
395
00:24:33,776 --> 00:24:37,606
I'm gonna make you a T-shirt
that says "I have A.D.D."
396
00:24:37,650 --> 00:24:39,782
so you don't have
to say it as much.
397
00:24:39,826 --> 00:24:42,045
Well, I won't remember
to wear it. You know why?
398
00:24:43,307 --> 00:24:44,657
I got to feed my meter.
399
00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:47,529
Wait, before
you go smoke,
400
00:24:47,573 --> 00:24:50,184
we all chipped in
and got you something.
401
00:24:52,273 --> 00:24:55,102
If this is a kidney or a heart
402
00:24:55,145 --> 00:24:57,496
or any other diseased organ,
403
00:24:57,539 --> 00:25:01,151
I'm going to chop it up
and put it in your salads.
404
00:25:01,195 --> 00:25:04,241
Everything else is in here.
Why not throw it in?
405
00:25:04,285 --> 00:25:06,722
Come on, open it.
406
00:25:06,766 --> 00:25:09,420
Ah.
407
00:25:09,464 --> 00:25:11,597
Nicotine gum.
408
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:13,468
Have I really been that cranky?
409
00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:15,122
ALL:
Yes.
410
00:25:15,165 --> 00:25:18,342
Oh, like you're all so
freaking low-maintenance.
411
00:25:18,386 --> 00:25:21,345
Yeah, I'm just gonna go ahead
and pop one in right now.
412
00:25:21,389 --> 00:25:23,391
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