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Previously on Legacies...
Europe was amazing.

It's chaos around here.

Yesterday I came into
possession

of another Malivore artifact.

Now monsters
that shouldn't exist

have been coming after it.

Where is Hope?
She was in my dream.

What was Hope doing
in your dream? The usual,

just being a badass.

I'm not gonna be afraid
of losing you anymore, Hope.

'Cause I'm gonna be the guy
who always fights...

to find you again.

What's all that?
I was thinking we could

spell a barrier around the urn.

So the next monster
shows up, we can trap it.

Sounds like the
trap worked.

I know this is important,

but you couldn't have
put pants on first?

Little early for snark, Hope.

Any guesses on what
famous monster

from filmland we
get to slay today?

With our
luck, it'll be Cthulhu.

False alarm.

It's just a horse.

Must've gotten out
of the stables

and wandered across
the barrier spell.

Except we don't have
a white horse.

Hey, wait, wait.

Hold your fire.
It's a monster, Hope.

It's here to take
the artifact.
You're not seriously

suggesting we kill a unicorn?
I'm suggesting

we don't give it a
pass because it's cute.

Can't we just...

leave it alone?

It's trapped,
it's not going anywhere.

It's harmless.

Hope's right.
As long as we keep it alive,

other creatures
won't be coming for the urn.

So we just stay alert

and let it be.

All right, well,

I'll be on alert
back in bed.

Morning, handsome.

Hey.
Handsomes.

Mmm.
Sweet, sweet carbs.

Somebody's in a
really good mood.

Hmm. Just woke up

on the right side
of the bed, I guess.

For the first time ever?

You're so funny.
I love that about you.

Remember what Mom said.

We are airy clouds

floating high above
a turbulent sea of drama.

Two clouds who
are not triggered

by seeing ex-boyfriends.

Who also do not

make out with ex-girlfriends.

Thanks to Mom,

I have a silver lining.

Saltzman Twins 2.0.

Good morning,

Rafael.

Hi.

how was
your-your trip?

Excellent.

Thank you.

And welcome back, Landon.

Didn't you vote me out?

That's all in the past.

Now, is everyone as excited
as I am about tonight?

What's happening tonight?

The school's
annual talent show.

All the factions compete.

You know, the witch performance
wouldn't be the same

without you two.
Thank you.

If I could have your attention.

Last night we were able
to capture a monster

here on the grounds.

We have everything
under control.

But given this potential danger,

it is with a heavy heart

that I must postpone
the talent show.

Hopefully,

we'll be able
to reschedule this...

unique event... at a later date.

A much, much later date.

Kind of overkill
if you ask me.

I told your dad

that a unicorn barely counts
as a monster.

Dearest father.

Does this
dangerous monster

happen to be a
magical pony?

Maybe.

Of all of the
manipulative

ploys to...

With all due respect,
I think that this

is a matter for
the honor council.

Well, then bring it up
at next month's meeting.

Was actually thinking
of calling an emergency session.

And I think I know
how we're gonna vote.

Good news, friends.

The talent show is going on
as previously scheduled.

So, Lizzie's
acting weird.

She's not the only one.

Babe.

We should do a talent.

What?

you and me?
I never wanted to before

'cause I would have
had to do it alone.

But now I have you.

And we make up
our own faction.

The tribrid and you.

Yeah, all right, yeah.
Team Other.

This is so much fun.

I don't know why
we don't do this more often.

Hey, do you know where
they moved the stupid canes

for the talent show?

Lizzie was asking me
to find them.

You seem very anti-cane.
No.

just anti-doing
the same exact thing every year.

But it's fine.

I'll keep an eye
out. But, um...

I think someone has
an eye out for you.

dear God, hide me.

Hi.

Just make sure
you read it in private.

I'm not gonna read it at all.

Okay, what do you think
it says? "Check this box

"if you want to kiss me,

check this box if
you want to kill me"?

I don't know
and I do not want to find out.

If you need me to help you
smite the she-devil,

I got you, girl.

Okay.

Did Emma just
slip you happy pills

or something
while we were gone?

No, just having a good day.

That makes one of us.

I got to get to class
but your day is gonna get

so much better, Jo.
I just know it.

Vampires, werewolves, dragons.

I mean, I have faced...

terrifying danger in my life.

But there's only one day
in my calendar

marked with a black "X."

One day I...

fear above all others.

Because if I have to hear
somebody sing

how many minutes there are
in a year...

one more time...

I'm gonna throw myself
to the unicorn.

So why don't you
play hooky with me?

What?

The latest monster
is harmless,

your daughters
are playing nice,

and no one...

is paying attention
to school.

So give yourself
the day off.

Look at you.
Eating hay.

Acting all innocent.

You might have fooled
everybody else,

but I got my eye
on you, okay?

Yeah. That's right.

"It's a unicorn, Dorian.

Don't hurt the unicorn."
Unicorn.

And a five, six,

seven, eight.

Looks like we haven't been
practicing.

And some of your outfits
must have shrunk. Or maybe

there were just too many
late-night visits to the ca...

But it's fine.

We'll adjust.

From the top. Josie?

Where is Josie?

Am I late?

Where are the canes?

I don't know.

I actually went
to go find them, right?

But then I was thinking,

I don't feel like
stressing about it.

Y-You didn't want...?

Okay. That's fine.

Why don't you just
take your usual place?

Ah, about that.
I was actually thinking,

I really don't feel like
being in the back row.

well, I know you haven't
been practicing.

But if you want

to be in the front, you...
I mean, I just think

we should scrap
that lame routine, right?

Do something
totally different.

It'd be super fun, right?

And without the canes.

It'd be fun.

But, my beloved sister,

this is the routine
we do every year.

Because we win.

Every year.

I think I should
sing a new song.

And then everybody can
contribute some choreography,

and it can be like a real...

collaboration, hmm.

Doesn't that just sound...

nice?

Hey.
Hey.

Thank you for coming.
Anything to avoid

the wolves talking about
that stupid talent show.

Apparently, deciding
what we do is a...

alpha thing.

Once you have
your gel mixed,

make a shallow cut
on your volunteer.

Do you trust me?

Kind of.

Thought this would be something
you'd want to do with Landon.

If I mess up, you'll
heal on your own.

Plus, you're a
little sturdier.

So, what are you gonna do?

For the talent show.

Oh, um, one of the wolves
said he was gonna

teach me to-to juggle.

Juggle?

Come on, you should
do something bold, spontaneous.

Totally unexpected.

Well done, Hope.

Thank you,
Ms. Featherwood.

See?

Sorry to bolt,
but I gotta go figure

what Landon and I are
good at together.

Besides making out.

Yeah, no problem.

I can't believe I went from
having practically no one

at this school to having
a boyfriend

and a true friend
I know I can count on.

I'm so lucky to have you both.

All right, y'all.
All right, hold on.

I'm thinking maybe
we could compel people

to do stupid human tricks.

Okay, all right.
Hold on.

Is anyone up for
stand-up comedy? Huh?

Yeah?

No.
Okay. All right.

Y'all don't want to do
anything fun.
(scoffs) Man,

this whole thing is
a total waste of time.

Well, I guess we could
just boycott the whole show.

MG, we should be using this time
to take a stand.

Right? I mean, come on.

Like, we-we should--
we should...

we should--
we-we should sing.

We should sing. We shou--

We should sing

That'll show 'em.

Right?

No, thank
Okay, okay.

All right, you,
get me a piano.

MG, we're gonna need
a spotlight.

Everyone else, line up.
I need to see

how high you can kick.

If it's gooey,
then it's not done.

Are you sure cake decorating
counts as a talent?

Well, um, you told me
that you don't know karate,

then you stepped on my feet
during salsa,

and then you straight up
refused to try

synchronized ribbon dancing.
Sorry.

My dignity wouldn't fit
in the unitard.

You know, it's not
too late to pull out

that notebook of lyrics
that you have

and sing something.

I don't really sing
in front of people.

Those songs are private.
Okay, well...

cake decorating it is.

And you know what?
You're gonna like it.

Sorry.

I like whatever's
gotten into you lately.

Yeah?

The only thing...

that would make
this day better...

Huh?

...is if we went
and got rid of that urn.

As the person that
stole the knife

that started this
whole thing, trust me,

that sounds like a bad idea.

It'll be fun.
It'll be like a road trip.

We'll just grab the damn thing

and take it wherever
it leads us.

From what that
Necromancer told you,

Malivore is where
that leads us,

and we have no idea
where that is.

Are you feeling okay?
We can talk about it
on the road.

I-- The cake.

Hope, turn on the vent.

my God!
Landon.

What is that?

You ever see Wrath of Khan?

Mr. Williams,
we need your help.

Dr. Saltzman's been MIA,

and this creepy slug
came out of my ear.

Did it look like this?

Yep, exactly like that.

This one tried
getting into me.

I was hoping it was
the only one.

I think our harmless friend
the unicorn

brought it onto school grounds
to infect all of us.

See?

Harmless.

Birds flying high

You know how I feel

Sun in the sky

You know how I feel

Yeah

Reeds driftin' on by

You know how I feel

It's a new dawn

It's a new day

It's a new life

For me

And I'm feeling

Good

I'm feeling good

Hey, hey, hey, hey

Stars, when you shine

You know how I feel
You know, you know

Scent of the pine

You know how I feel

Oh, freedom is mine

And I'm feeling

Hey, hey

Said I'm feeling good

Hey, yeah, yeah

'Cause I'm feeling good

It's the light of day

Touch the sky

Say it's the dawn, it's the
day, it's the light, yeah

Say it's the dawn,
it's the day, it's the light

For me

And I'm feeling good.

It is not a
showstopping finale

cane number without canes,
so find them.

And get dressed. Please.

Hey.

I thought you were
avoiding me.

I was.
I mean, I am.

You're not doing
a very good job.

Maybe I'm sick of
always doing a good job.

Do you want to get out of here?

Okay, we have no idea how long

the unicorn was infected
before it keeled over,

so we should figure
this out right now.

I thought only one monster
comes for the urn at a time.

Except the unicorn
wasn't the monster.

It was just the host
to this thing.

A parasite.

It hitched a ride here
in that Trojan horse,

and then it moved on to us.

From what Hope describes,

it sounds like it latches onto
the prefrontal cortex,

the part of the brain associated
with inhibitions.

So, I was slug-drunk?

Since we have multiple slugs,
it must

replicate inside the host,
and then lie in wait

for the opportunity
to infect someone else.

I'm good on the gory details,
thank you.

How do we stop it?
That's the weirdest part.

I can't find any ancient legends
about a creature like this.

Invasion of the Body Snatchers?

The Faculty.
I say again, Wrath of Khan.

Sci-fi is our modern-day myths.

Meaning they could have been
inspired by something, right?

In those movies,
it's all about mind control.

Before the slug popped out,

Hope wanted to take
the urn someplace.

I'm guessing Malivore.

So, it's like an infection.
It gets worse as it spreads.

Stage one, it-it lowers
your inhibitions.

It makes you act
out of character.

Stage two, once you're
susceptible to suggestion,

you'll do whatever
the slug wants.

Till stage three.

You go the way of the unicorn.

Did you see this?

Parts of this thing
look bioluminescent.

Let me check that out.

Whoa.

See that?

I don't want to know, do I?

Probably not.
Nope. Nope.

You know what?

We can use these lights to find
anyone who's been infected.

I think I liked
the last three bars

better than this one.

The perils
of small-town life.

You quickly exhaust your
drinking establishment options.

Indeed.

Now, no more changing
the subject.

Let's talk about you.

The game's called
"Truth or Shot."

Need me to
explain the rules?

I have a doctorate in history
and drinking games.

What was...

your most embarrassing
childhood memory?

Follow me...

That bad, huh?
(laughs)
Ah.

Actually, I peed myself
in right field

during a Little League game.

I just needed a drink.

All right, it's my turn.

Yeah.
All righty.

Who was your first kiss?

I'm a madman...

this could get ugly.

Oh! Warm-up's over. Okay.

Why are you always
so hard on yourself,

Dr. Saltzman?

Because I can't afford
to make mistakes.

If I mess up, it affects
hundreds of people.

Mostly kids, including my own.

And they always

need me to have the answer.

And what do you need?

Would you like to get dinner
with me sometime?

'Cause I'm a madman...

You must be joking.

After all this time,

now you ask me?

I take it my timing is off.

I... just started
seeing someone.

He's a good man.

Then say no more.

Say no more.

This is why I hate sci-fi.

We need a way to de-slug
whosever infected, fast.

When I touched the switch to
the kitchen vent, it shocked me,

and that's when the
slug popped out.
Great. So we just have to find

a way to electrocute every
student in the school

without killing them.
If we don't,

they're dead anyway.
I'm gonna call Ric.

My name is Rafael,

and my talent
is spoken word poetry.

He promised

he wouldn't do this again.

Stillness.

A light breaks inside.

Unity.

And division. Tension.

Suddenly, I remember
why I didn't want

to be in the talent show.

All these wolves staring at me,
waiting for the answer.

Expectation is a cancer.

Oh, you can't, sir?

Then who will?

Two brothers
brought up together.

Then one's left behind
because he's no longer needed.

Violence inside of me.

Inside, I'm, I'm bleeding.

What's he talking about?

And I can't believe
what I'm feeling,

since the moment
you danced with me.

Buried so deep,

rising up, enchanting me.

And it won't go away.

And I was never jealous
of anything that you had

until today.

And why is that artifact here?

Monsters coming, people running.

Ask for answers, always nothing.

I say we get rid of it.

So they're all infected? Okay.
Yeah, I'm not gonna
wait around to find out.

Vessera portus.

That should hold the pod people
in for now. Let's go.

All by myself

Don't want to be

All by myself

Anymore...

I had the time of my life

And I never felt
this way before

Yes, I swear, it's the truth

And I owe it all to you...

Don't trip!
Geez.

Dorian. What's up?

Ric, there's mind-control slugs
loose at the school

making people act crazy.

Electricity is the only way
to de-slug them,

so we got to find a way
to shock everybody.
We're on our way.

Mind-control slugs?

We're totally infected,
aren't we?

It would explain why we're
here, drinking on a school day.

Does this mean
we have to shock ourselves?

Yes.

Or...

we could just take off,
grab that ugly urn

and, I don't know, throw it
in a river or something.

We probably shouldn't
do anything drastic

while we're infected.

You are probably right.

Yeah.

Just, uh, wanted to do that

whilst we both
still had an excuse.

We should find excuses
more often.

Yeah.

You want to shock yourself?

Okay.
Okay.

Oh, my God.

Whoa! Whoa!
Oh, my God!

Don't let it go!

That was gross.

I guess it's my turn.
Yeah.

Well, that's... totally awkward.

I sealed the doors
with a spell,

but it won't hold forever.
All right.

These chains should help
until we come up

with a better solution.

I'll get the doors downstairs.

At least we have all the
infected people in one place.

What are you two doing out here?

Have you two gone crazy?

You've been infected with
a mind-controlling parasite.

That's why you've been
so nice all day.

That is not
why I have been-- hey!

I don't see any slug trails.

What are you freaks
talking a-- ow.

What was that?
Unchain me,

and maybe I will tell you,
you thrift store hobbit.

I don't think she's infected.

Then why are you acting
so weird?

I'm not acting weird,
I am turning over a new leaf.

With this--
I spelled it to zap me

whenever I said anything mean.

And in increasing voltage.

Worst idea ever.
No.

That's genius.

That's why there's
no slug in her.

She's been zapping herself.

Then why are you wandering
around here,

instead of at the talent show
like everyone else?

I was looking for Josie.

She's been acting weird all day

and then she just bailed
on the performance.

Probably because she's infected.

We need to find her, now.

Stop. Stop!

You're all getting detention.

Dorian? Dorian!

Stand back.

Vessera portus.

I'm so glad you're okay.

I'm flattered.

I may have found a solution
to our slug problem.

Small spaces.

Aximander Dust.

It was favored by the witches

of the Roman Empire.

It conducts electricity
through anything it touches.

Think of it

as chain lightning.

All you need is a spark.

Lecutio.

So what was in that note
that you gave me?

You were supposed to read it.

You can't just
tell me what it says?

That's what was in it.

You know that we're never
getting back together, right?

There.

That's the urn.

Let's go. You drive.

Not so fast, Thelma and Louise.

Icaeus.

Found the canes.

You shouldn't have done that.

Jo.

Don't.
This isn't you.

You don't even know the real me.

Then answer one question
while you're saying

how you really feel.

Am I a good sister?

Are you kidding me?

You're a terrible sister.

Lizzie...

Lizzie, I'm so sorry.

Hey. Wait up.

Raf, um,

we got some things
we need to talk about?

Dude, you know
I had that thing

in me making me
act crazy.

I don't even know
what I said.
(musical chime)

Attention, students.

Given the incredibly odd
and distressing day

we've all had,

I'm thinking we could all use
a little pick-me-up,

like a talent show redo.

Uh, so, we're good?
Like, for real?

Yeah. Always.
I'm happy for you.

Thank you.
Thanks, man.

Thank you.

I'll see you.
All right.

And now,
ladies and gentlemen,

the vampire faction has chosen

for their talent to do
a sit-in protest.

Okay, okay.

All right, witches, grab a cane.
I've got some new choreography.

Thank God. I can't believe
I actually wanted to sing.

you're still singing.

What?
Those slugs revealed

your uninhibited self.

You really want to share
the spotlight

with the worst sister ever,

Josie Saltzman?

The spotlight
is officially yours.

Standing in the shadows

I thought that
I earned it...

Feeling invisible

Believing

I deserved it

I can't remember

What I was waiting for

So no more

I'm climbing over walls
that I've made

I'm finding my place

On the stage

I'm gonna be leaving

All those doubts behind

I'm step, I'm stepping
into the light

I'm gonna be spreading

My wings

Following a path

They can't see

Chasing an adventure

That's all mine

I'm step, I'm stepping
into the light

I'm shedding the skin
that I'm in

Never hiding who I am

Ever again

That girl you knew

She's ready to ignite

I'm step, I'm stepping
into the light.

Hi. So it took
three showers,

but I think I'm finally clean.

Three of 'em? Wow.
Three. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I don't have
slug envy or anything,

but why do you think
I wasn't infected?

I mean, it got
pretty much everybody,

except Lizzie,
and she had the bracelet.

Unless something's
just wrong with me.

I don't, I don't know.
Oh, come on.

Professional monster hunter
Hope Mikaelson

doesn't even have a theory?

I guess I'll add it to the list
of unexplainable things

about Landon Kirby.

I was being ridiculous all day.

But I was happy.

The things I said,
how I acted...

Maybe it could be
that way all the time.

Maybe the only thing

that's keeping me
from being happy is me.

You know, if life was about
being happy all the time,

neither of us would've
survived this long.

Which would be
a real shame...

because then you
would never hear

how bad I am at singing.

Oh, boy.

About those eyes

They way they spark when
she's about to pick a fight

When we disagree
and she knows that she's right

About that smile
she tries to hide

'Cause that's what

They expect her to

When no one's watching,
it lights up the room

About the time you think

You've locked
your heart up safely

Someone breaks
right through

And all of her

Fascinating contradictions

Are beautiful to you

I'm falling for a girl

And I can't wait

To tell you
all about her

About last night

I saw a vision of the future

In my dream

And I can't wait

To meet who you will be

So I can know
everything

About her.

I tortured myself

trying so hard
to be nice,

and all it got me
was a headache

and everyone thinking
that I was infected.

They just don't think
that I can change.

Everyone just assumes
that I'm going to be a bitch.

Maybe I should just be
what they want me to be.

Well, that seems
reductive.
Does it though?

We won, didn't we?

The witches remain undefeated.

So that is why
I have decided

to permanently unleash
my inner bitch.

Thank you, Daddy.

This has been
the perfect talk.
Hmm.

So...

when I got
slugged today,

do you think that
that's the real me?

You know, some people think
that the real you

comes out when your
inhibitions are lowered,

but in my experience,

sometimes what really defines
someone is what they won't do.

You've reached Emma's phone.

Leave a message.

Emma, I just wanted

to leave a message
and say I'm sorry.

None of this would've happened
if it wasn't for that... slug

mixing everything up.

I hate that urn.

So I'm just gonna get rid of it.