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《功夫联盟》
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英雄 救我啊
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泡妞就是两个字
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坚持
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放开保儿
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- 哈
- 滚开
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快
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走
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费英雄
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我跟你拼了
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我错了
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我不敢再跟你争保儿了
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啊哈哈哈哈哈哈
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我叫费英雄
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今年二十五岁
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是一名漫画绘图师
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在我完成我第一本漫画
“功夫联盟”那一天
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我就做了一个决定
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我要给我多年的梦中情人 保儿
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一封表白信
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就是这个决定
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改写了我的命运
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保儿
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对不起
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对不起 对不起
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你没事吧
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我没事
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学长你没事吧
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没事
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我帮你吧
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哇哦
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这什么时候画的啊?
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额
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我…刚刚随便画的
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诶 学长
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这画的是个什么故事啊?
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啊
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是个穿越题材
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黄师傅 霍大侠 陈阿真 叶问
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到了现代行侠仗义的故事
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保儿
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社长好
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表哥 这是英雄画的
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四大宗师穿越到现代
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很有创意
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画了很久啊
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没有 没有
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是组长让我画那个…
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不是我说你啊
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是不是又健完身才过来上的班
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- 四大宗师这个理念
- 哎 走吧 走吧
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我想了很久
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英姐你今天好美喔
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别嘴甜了 干洗我知道
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葫芦娃还有孙悟空
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够了 够了
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你再不表白的话
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保儿就被张鹏抢走了
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不会吧 姑妈
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哎呀
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所以呀 你现在要做的是约人家出来呀
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逛街 吃饭 看电影
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领证 结婚 生小孩
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英姐 英姐
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欸 什么事
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会议要开始了
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马上
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我跟你说啊
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女孩家青春有限 不等人的
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大学四年你都没追到保儿
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你念的是什么书啊
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我帮你一下吧
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这个
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拿去 给她
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太快了吧
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Happy Birthday to you
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姑妈知道你今天生日
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拿着蛋糕去她面前许个愿
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把心里想说的 说给她听
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你说不出口 写情书
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英姐 英姐
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张总说 保儿的咖啡少糖多奶
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马上来了
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要不是你表弟生病需要钱的话
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哼 我早就走了
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真是的
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加油
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这么长时间水都不来
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你还干不干了
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干什么呢
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偷东西啊
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我没 没有
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你还没偷东西 你往里面放什么呢
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我没 没放什么
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你往里塞什么 你还说没有
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你 看错了
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- 走 走 走 去看看
- 你给我拿出来我看看来
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我 没放
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你拿出来 我看看来
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你别过来
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啊
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就他
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偷东西还打我
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我真的没有
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我真的没有偷东西
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哎哟 你看
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我没偷东西
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让开
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不可能
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英雄不是这样的人
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我以我的人格担保
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虽然他很穷
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但绝对不会做出这样的事情
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虽然他很穷
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很穷 很穷
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是
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我很穷
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我很穷
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你给我滚
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社长啊
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小费平常很乖的
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我看有误会
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- 英姐
- 是吧
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听说你儿子病得很重啊
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干活去
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你们都愣着干嘛
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干活去
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黄师傅 霍大侠 陈阿真 叶问
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你们不是行侠仗义吗
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为什么不来帮我追保儿
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张鹏 你个王八蛋
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你为什么什么都有
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我为什么什么都没有
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今天
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是我的生日
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我要你们这些功夫英雄都来帮我
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我的愿望是
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年轻人 你是谁啊
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你找我们干什么
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师父 你认识他吗
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喂 有话快点说
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吶
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我就当你们都答应我了啊
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你怎么可能打得过我们的黄师傅
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你吃了狗屎
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天父
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我知道我这样的要求是有点不对
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但我一定要在两个男人之间选一个
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你明明安排了黄师傅跟我青梅竹马
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为什么又要安排我跟那谁相遇呢
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你既然安排了一个新的
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又不拿走那旧的
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我很为难的
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姓黄的 你敢超我
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阿七 小心奸人坚
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是 师父
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阿牛 狮子摇头
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是
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- 阿七 撞他
- 好 撞
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跟我奸人坚斗
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追
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奸人坚要追上来了
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追上黄师傅了
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阿七
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小姐 小姐
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黄师傅的狮子被撞倒了
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看来这次天父要带走他了
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明白
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如果你安排黄师傅出事
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那我就跟那谁在一起
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但如果黄师傅平安无事
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那我就跟那谁
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一刀两断
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- 阿七
- 是 师父
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黄师傅来了
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又来
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不要
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千万不要让黄师傅赢
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小姐
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无影脚
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天父
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你真的这么狠心
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让我跟黄师傅一起渡过余生
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黄师傅
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你今晚找人把这封信带到上海
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交给那谁
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小姐
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你真舍得跟那谁一刀两断啊
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既然
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上天已经做了选择
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我就只能放手
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小姐
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那你就放手吧
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感情的事情
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哪有那么容易
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说放就放啊
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那要不
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你自己把分手信给黄师傅
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反正上面也没写那谁名字
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不行
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黄师傅等了我那么多年
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我跟那谁
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才认识不到三个月
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我怎么忍心呢
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黄师傅回来了
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啊
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黄师傅
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- 恭喜啊
- 谢谢 谢谢
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谢谢各位 谢谢了
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阿荣
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阿宽
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阿荣
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阿宽
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阿荣
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师父 今天是大家的生日啊
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是你的 也是我的 也是他的生日啊
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嗯
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对了
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今天是初七人日
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是每一个人的生日
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在西方社会有个风俗叫做许愿
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我的愿望是跟您
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黄师傅
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我不傻
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你等了我那么多年
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我当然知道你最大的心愿
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就是想嫁给我喽
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好男儿志在四方
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必当惩恶扬善 除暴安良
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我之所以一直没有娶你
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就是担心仇家找上门连累到你
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停
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那封信不用送出去了
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为了不阻碍你行侠仗义
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我明天就走
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你放心
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你等了我那么多年
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我一定会给你个名分的
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好浪漫
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这枚戒指
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摆在我这里有十几年了
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今天见到你心神不宁
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我一下就明白了
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毕竟
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你也是老姑娘了
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那封信
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还是送出去吧
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什么信
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那封信
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我已经存了十几年了
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就是告诉我妈
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我们要结婚了
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让岳母开心一下也好啊
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还愣着干嘛 还不快去
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十三
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你终于梦想成真喽
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我都想有个家
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好了 好了
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好了 好了
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慢一点
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等等我 黄师傅
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黄师傅
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我是从很远的地方来找你的
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你们一定要帮我啊
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我们
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你
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霍大侠
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陈阿真
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叶问
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我为什么我要帮你啊
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为了锄强扶弱
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为了侠义精神
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为了一 五 二
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一五二
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一
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五
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二
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你要来帮我啊
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喂 什么一五二啊
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救命啊
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你们是什么人
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志伟哥
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你不要死
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志伟哥
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志伟哥
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志伟哥 你不要死
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志伟哥
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没事吧
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志伟哥
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摄影师换了
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啊
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谁呀
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好功夫
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搞什么
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抗日剧拍多了
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怎么有轻功的
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你哪个组的
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别跑 你回来拍戏啊
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你到底是谁啊 说你呢
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站住
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为什么追我
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我没追你
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人家也追着我呢
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我顶你个肺 这两个
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谁来的 有没有搞错
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你们有没有搞错
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独孤求败
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看剑
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你回来啊
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你功夫这么好
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我要签你做我下一部戏的男主角
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- 小心
- 不要走
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你干嘛偷袭我
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我在救你
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不要打了
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怎么称呼啊
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陈阿真
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我还用你救吗
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救你还不知道好歹
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怎么称呼
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黄师傅
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你那么喜欢黄师傅
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哎呀 我保证可以捧你做
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第二个赵文卓
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我不知道赵文卓是谁
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但是我黄某人绝对不会做下一个赵文卓
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我只做我自己
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黄师傅
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我是霍大侠徒弟
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- 陈阿真
- 诶 你是李小龙
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霍大侠
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我们先离开这
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黄师傅 走
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不要走啊
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导演 你没事吧
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各部门都准备好 先给演员补妆
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看来那个叫张导的是个武痴
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大家保持安静
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他神经病的
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你师父霍大侠在哪里
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昨天晚上我还跟师父喝酒
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唉
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喝完之后
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我就做了一个很奇怪的梦
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有一条男的美人鱼
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来找我帮忙
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醒来之后
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师父说他也做了一个
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一模一样的梦
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而且我们发觉
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我跟师父来到这个叫横店的地方
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见到很多奇奇怪怪的人
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好像不是我们年代的
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你的意思是
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我们到了另一个世界
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我觉得我们穿越了
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这绝对不是我们的年代
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黄师傅
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你看
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来 大家跟我来
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这里是咏春武术馆
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这是我们横店最大的…
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二零一八年
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真的穿越了
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不是吧 你是霍大侠
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是啊 叶师傅
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是师父
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是师父啊
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诶
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每次都是赶我吃饭的时候来挑战我
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叶师傅 你误会了
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误会
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你不是来挑战
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难道来吃饭啊
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00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,111
我真是闻到香味才上来的
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00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:14,314
我已经饿了半天了
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00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:15,912
我跟我的徒弟出来找吃的
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00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:17,399
谁知道我们失散了
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师父
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吶
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我没跟你说谎吧
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这是我徒弟陈阿真
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旁边那个 我就不知道是谁了
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他是大名鼎鼎的黄师傅啊
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00:22:58,040 --> 00:22:59,075
再见
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师父
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我顶你个肺啊
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00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:02,399
还说不是来挑战
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00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:03,719
一个霍大侠
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一个陈阿真
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00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:06,519
现在又多个黄师傅
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在下真的是佛山黄师傅
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00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:12,149
他是不是知道了 我跟十三姨的事情
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00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:14,238
我看他的反应不像
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00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,079
你要时刻小心啊
396
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:17,638
他要是知道了我跟十三姨的事情
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00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:18,993
怎能放过我啊
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00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:20,156
那也是
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00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:21,115
未请教
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00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:23,111
哦 佛山咏春 叶
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00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:24,879
我们可是同乡啊
402
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:27,075
叶师傅 请问你的大名是
403
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:28,276
别问
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00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:29,554
那他怎么也穿越过来了
405
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:31,790
哎呀 这事说来话长了
406
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,199
昨天晚上我做了一个梦
407
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:34,428
梦见一条美男鱼
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00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:36,396
醒来之后 就在这了
409
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:38,709
你也做了这个梦啊
410
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:40,672
我跟师父也做了这个梦
411
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:41,829
他给了我个号码
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00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,069
509
413
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:43,876
我841
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我是152
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你呢
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00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:47,315
33
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00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:48,309
哎呀
418
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:49,634
这可怎么办呢
419
00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:52,359
下个月十三姨还等着我娶她过门呢
420
00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:53,509
过门
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00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:55,711
脱单最重要 你先走吧
422
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:56,789
别管我们了黄师傅
423
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:57,789
那可不行
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00:23:57,800 --> 00:23:59,313
大家都是穿越过来的
425
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:01,470
先找到那条美男鱼 否则
426
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:03,516
我绝对不能扔下你们不管
427
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:04,350
啊
428
00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:05,349
你们先走吧
429
00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:06,839
留下我一个就行了
430
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:07,829
为什么
431
00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:09,793
还有人穿越过来
432
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:11,313
我留下来做个接应
433
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:12,959
还有人要来
434
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:17,116
请问一下三国剧组在哪边
435
00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:17,836
你们知道吗
436
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:19,239
导演他们就在上面
437
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:20,958
诶 死开 你
438
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,029
神经导演来了
439
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:23,349
走
440
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,711
别走啊 我跟你签约啊
441
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:32,155
师父
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00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:34,270
师父
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00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:38,275
- 走
- 走
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00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:43,469
哎呀
445
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:47,559
怎么这么low啊
446
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:51,675
师父
447
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:52,795
现在怎么办
448
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:54,074
这里离大城市近
449
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:55,559
去看看能不能找到熟人
450
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:56,993
去打听一下那个梦中少年
451
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,035
也对
452
00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:00,270
黄师傅 大城市兵荒马乱
453
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:01,156
你还是留在这吧
454
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:02,912
霍师傅果然是大侠
455
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:04,194
总为别人着想
456
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:05,997
你这个朋友我交定了
457
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,072
以后上刀山下火海我陪你
458
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:16,429
诶
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00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:18,638
明明是大帅府的
460
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,278
怎么变城管所了
461
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:21,269
人家说
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00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:22,508
- 十三姨
- 拆迁了
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00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:25,395
我去哪里才能找到你呢
464
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,274
传单啊
465
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:31,669
了解一下
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00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:37,828
「梦想开始的地方」
467
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:40,473
梦中人
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00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:47,160
即a狗战胜李世石 柯洁之后
469
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:48,957
AI市场再掀波澜
470
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:52,236
中国a科技有限公司张鹏在今天宣布
471
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:53,719
人工智慧a超人
472
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,756
将挑战“世界武术大赛”冠军
473
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:57,113
「晚上7点我去武术比赛场馆
你来吗?」
474
00:25:57,120 --> 00:25:59,395
「你不出现如果
我们以后都不要见面啦」
475
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:06,315
吃什么
476
00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:08,394
巨无霸套餐
477
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,035
在这吃
478
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:14,275
麦辣鸡套餐
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00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:16,629
小二
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00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:27,556
黄师傅 身上有没有银子啊
481
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:29,551
平常 我都在家里吃
482
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:32,913
你这有免费wiFi吗
483
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:33,830
有啊
484
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:35,589
谢谢啊
485
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:42,158
给我来三份免费wiFi
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00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:43,115
不要放辣
487
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:46,349
想免费
488
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:47,793
你们可以试试这个
489
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:54,272
我黄某人是绝对…
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00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:58,869
多谢
491
00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:02,270
来
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00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:04,789
走啊
493
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:08,995
师父
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00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:10,476
那我呢
495
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:12,519
我们都已经这么熟了
496
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:13,919
你不觉得像乱伦吗
497
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:15,069
自己搞定吧
498
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:25,992
至于这样吗
499
00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:29,078
给钱不就行了
500
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:39,879
我请你们吃吧
501
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:54,472
你们四个这么可怜
502
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:55,674
我帮帮你们吧
503
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:01,954
这些钱
504
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:03,791
够你们买车票回老家了
505
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,194
这怎么行呢
506
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:06,795
拿着吧
507
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:09,196
这位姑娘
508
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:12,030
真是像十三姨一样善良
509
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:13,749
没什么好表示的
510
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:14,956
来
511
00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:16,030
哥哥抱抱
512
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:17,150
哟
513
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:18,070
师父
514
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:19,958
人家还是个小孩
515
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:21,190
哦
516
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:23,077
那请姑娘留下芳名
517
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:25,674
好让我的后人在2018年把钱还给你
518
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:26,749
后人
519
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:28,559
在下霍大侠
520
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:30,391
我是他徒弟 陈阿真
521
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:31,709
黄师傅
522
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:34,230
别问
523
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:37,719
啊哈哈哈
524
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:41,075
走了
525
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:43,754
好笑吗
526
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:47,036
各位 我有事先走了
527
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:48,029
还有
528
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:50,873
别再大半夜扮演黄师傅吓人了
529
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:52,399
拜拜
530
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:54,235
这位姑娘
531
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:55,355
真是侠义心肠
532
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:57,749
诶 拿了钱 分了先吧
533
00:28:58,200 --> 00:28:59,235
多谢
534
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:05,198
师父 他靠谱吗
535
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:12,948
「我相信你的人格不会偷东西」
536
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:14,188
「但当时你为什么
拿着我给英姐的运动包呢?」
537
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:15,474
「今晚9点我去金山武术比赛场馆
你过来吧!」
538
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:07,999
原来是个贼窝
539
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:11,395
人非圣贤 孰能无过
540
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:12,635
各位兄弟
541
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,596
在下佛山黄师傅
542
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:16,439
你是黄师傅
543
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:18,559
那么他是周杰伦
544
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:20,631
上
545
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:21,595
好
546
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:14,633
万化迷踪
547
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:28,156
功夫 两个字
548
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:30,038
一横一竖
549
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:31,678
对的 站着
550
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:33,434
错的 倒下
551
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:45,749
我错了
552
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,638
我倒下
553
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:52,434
叶师傅真是厉害
554
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:53,510
不用出手
555
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:54,555
他就躺在这了
556
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:55,470
几位大哥
557
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:56,629
武艺超群
558
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:57,959
在下石敢当
559
00:31:57,960 --> 00:31:59,313
我万分佩服
560
00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:02,153
刚才弟兄们打劫了大哥们的钱财
561
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:03,718
我会加倍奉还的
562
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:06,998
你赔多少钱给我们都没用的
563
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,115
我们都回不去
564
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:09,553
你家很远吗
565
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:11,353
实不相瞒
566
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:12,635
就算有钱
567
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:14,596
我们也不知道怎么回去
568
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:15,510
啊
569
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:17,279
一言难尽
570
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:19,510
总之我们要找到托梦给我们的少年
571
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:21,078
才能知道怎么回去
572
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:23,993
喔 原来你们要找人啊
573
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:25,479
这就好办了
574
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:27,915
我大石哥有的是朋友
575
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:30,229
出五湖 进四海
576
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:33,915
想找个人分分钟就能够搞定
577
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:35,109
好啊
578
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:37,078
如果你帮我们找到他的话
579
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,274
我们的事情
580
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:39,554
一笔勾销
581
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:40,550
一言为定
582
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:42,551
你把托梦人的资料给我
583
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:43,550
我不知道啊
584
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:44,959
他只是留了几个数字给我们
585
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:46,188
我是841
586
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:47,269
509
587
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:48,755
1 52
588
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:49,795
99
589
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:52,317
上次你不是说33吗
590
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:53,753
对 33
591
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:55,876
你们利用微信诈骗软体
592
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:58,633
把所有的数位全部输入进去
593
00:32:58,640 --> 00:32:59,789
三个人一组
594
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:01,995
看看到底能不能找到
595
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,589
这件事情交给我 你们就放心好了
596
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:05,919
OK OK
597
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,638
大哥 是电话号码
598
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:25,638
为什么给他们托梦
599
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:27,234
不是我
600
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:28,309
这
601
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:30,390
这手机是我在地铁上
602
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:31,753
偷一小子的
603
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:39,518
看来今天晚上有个叫保儿的
604
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:41,078
约他在武术比赛场馆见
605
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:42,115
是他
606
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:43,519
托梦人就是他
607
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:48,791
让我们进去看看吧
608
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:52,599
行个方便
609
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,668
广东十虎的资料簿已经到齐了
610
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,435
少林寺的经书也已经到了
611
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:19,237
低调 低调
612
00:34:19,240 --> 00:34:20,992
我霍某人一生光明磊落
613
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,638
绝不行这苟且之举
614
00:34:22,720 --> 00:34:23,914
师父好棒
615
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,670
你们还想不想找梦中人了
616
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:28,074
如果你们不想找
617
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:29,479
还可以大声些
618
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:47,239
黄师傅
619
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:51,590
黄师傅 你的展品啊
620
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:57,270
十三姨的秘密情人
621
00:34:57,520 --> 00:34:58,396
哇
622
00:34:58,400 --> 00:34:59,958
情书来的
623
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:03,478
当年农历初七
624
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:04,949
不就是人日
625
00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:09,116
黄师傅
626
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:10,269
找托梦人要紧
627
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:12,271
不要在意这些儿女情长的小事
628
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:13,076
霍师傅
629
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:15,355
十三姨的事没有小事
630
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:18,993
黄师傅
631
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,116
诶 没写名字啊
632
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:23,516
霍师傅
633
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:24,839
你怎么跪下了
634
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:26,713
阿真
635
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:28,513
我为什么要跪在这
636
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:30,269
师父平生最痛恨的
637
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:31,998
就是那些给人戴绿帽子的人
638
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,911
所以他下定决心帮你找他出来
639
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:35,273
切了他喂狗
640
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:38,194
这样也没有解释他为什么要跪下啊
641
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:41,229
有灵感不就跪了
642
00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:42,514
我们一天跪几次啦
643
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:44,636
有什么出奇有什么好问的啊
644
00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:45,391
那也是
645
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:47,755
有什么样的师父就有什么样的徒弟
646
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:56,677
你那张樱桃小嘴
647
00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:58,557
总有说不尽的情话
648
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:00,319
你那些甜言蜜语
649
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:02,595
总会在我脑海中回响
650
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:04,273
当你咧开嘴巴
651
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:06,032
两排洁白的牙齿
652
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:07,792
又显性感迷人
653
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:09,957
你那迷人的秀发
654
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:12,155
每当迎风飘扬的时候
655
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:13,952
仿佛万千…
656
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:15,030
够了
657
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:16,951
黄师傅 还有啊
658
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:19,636
你
659
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:21,119
干嘛弄成这样
660
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:26,236
阿真 我为什么要弄成这样子
661
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:28,630
师父 在每一次杀人之前
662
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:30,790
都会精心设计一下杀手的造型
663
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:31,596
他这样做
664
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:34,068
只不过想表明决心 帮你报仇
665
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:37,109
多谢你
666
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:39,550
丢 你这么了解你师父啊
667
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:41,630
你究竟读哲学还是心理学
668
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:42,868
什么都读点啦
669
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:44,108
大石哥呢
670
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:46,716
擦擦先
671
00:36:46,720 --> 00:36:47,630
谢谢
672
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:49,199
黄师傅 大石哥可能在这边
673
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:50,349
来 去看看
674
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:03,230
你
675
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:07,235
你是不是想甩掉我们
676
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:08,111
不是
677
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:09,872
我觉得你们 很奇怪
678
00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:13,995
一炷香之后会自动解开
679
00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:16,356
不是 这怎么回事啊
680
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:19,429
点你哑穴
681
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:21,272
瞪什么瞪
682
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:22,836
嗯
683
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:25,438
你点就点一对啊
684
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:26,395
留一只干嘛
685
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:27,196
那一只留给你嘛
686
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:28,235
张总 有人找
687
00:37:28,240 --> 00:37:29,355
有人 师父
688
00:37:29,720 --> 00:37:31,358
叶师傅 看着他
689
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:36,632
保儿 你怎么来啦
690
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:38,791
我约了我师父乔山虎来这里
691
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:39,676
我介绍你们认识啊
692
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:40,908
哦 不了
693
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:42,831
我只是刚好路过这里
694
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:44,273
顺便过来看看你
695
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:45,958
没想到你还是这么关心我
696
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:48,190
这可是耗费我大半辈子的心血啊
697
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:49,031
保儿
698
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:50,439
知道我为什么办这个比赛吗
699
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:51,395
我知道呀
700
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,152
台子下面有人
701
00:37:53,240 --> 00:37:54,355
是一个人
702
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:56,199
我是做人工智慧的
703
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:58,398
同时我也非常喜欢功夫
704
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:00,311
所以今天才办这个比赛啊
705
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:01,719
不只这样…
706
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:03,114
是托梦人啊
707
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:06,157
终于成功的研发了一套
人工智慧功夫盔甲
708
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:07,548
不管什么样的人
709
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:09,198
只要穿上了这身盔甲
710
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:10,992
就会变成功夫高手
711
00:38:11,240 --> 00:38:12,309
表哥
712
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:13,549
支持你
713
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:15,910
当然 这只是其中一个原因
714
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:17,990
看他鬼鬼祟祟偷听人家
715
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:19,194
不像是好人
716
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:24,549
这个
717
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:26,955
是我亲手做的智能功夫公仔
718
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:29,197
我努力打拼了这么多年
719
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:31,032
其实就是为了这个
720
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:35,634
现在 我把这个发明的专利
721
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:36,789
送给你
722
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:41,234
表哥
723
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:43,038
- 我
- 你什么都别说了
724
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:44,669
我知道
725
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:46,598
你的心里早有所属
726
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:48,871
在漫画社我就看出来了
727
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:50,433
是费英雄吧
728
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:56,558
他跟我们不是一个世界的人
729
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:57,913
费英雄他配不上你
730
00:38:58,320 --> 00:38:59,878
我希望你能把它收下
731
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:02,556
就像我一直在你身边一样
732
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,115
保护着你
733
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:17,354
张总
734
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:19,395
我来了
735
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,718
台底下有四个人
736
00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:22,869
你说什么
737
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:25,479
一个不会武功
738
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:28,472
两个同一派别
739
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:29,995
你们什么人啊
740
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,558
一个的腿功
741
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:33,308
特别厉害
742
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:35,079
出来
743
00:39:58,480 --> 00:39:59,799
保儿 快走
744
00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:01,311
快出去
745
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:02,833
快点走 快点走啊
746
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:57,838
阿真 帮黄师傅
747
00:40:57,840 --> 00:40:59,034
是 师父
748
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:38,994
黄师傅
749
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:44,794
黄 黄 黄
750
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:46,279
黄师傅
751
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:49,759
陈阿真
752
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:53,029
莫非你是
753
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:54,996
没错 我就是
754
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:57,069
霍大侠
755
00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:59,317
我真是太厉害了
756
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:01,790
我画的漫画变成真的啦
757
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:03,354
黄师傅
758
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:04,429
走
759
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:18,430
黄师傅
760
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:21,034
不要等我 我要拿回十三姨的信
761
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:35,876
保儿
762
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:39,318
啊哈哈哈
763
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:41,550
我这次真的是梦想成真了
764
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:43,835
英雄
765
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:45,876
叶师傅 给他解穴 走
766
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:47,189
叶师傅
767
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:48,553
你真的是叶问吗
768
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:50,239
你是不是叶问啊
769
00:42:50,240 --> 00:42:51,389
解什么啊
770
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:05,069
我明白了
771
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:07,598
原来你不是来找我的
772
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:23,033
是我许愿找你们来帮我的
773
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:25,076
没想到你们四个逗逼就真的出现了
774
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:25,751
臭小子
775
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:26,636
你马上给我许愿
776
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:28,312
让我们回自己的年代
777
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:31,070
如果不许 你的下场就像这样
778
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:33,034
哎呀
779
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:36,115
叶师傅
780
00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:40,195
这位英雄
781
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:41,759
请你赶快许个愿
782
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:43,876
让我们回到自己的年代
783
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:44,949
我很着急
784
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:47,474
要问十三姨关于这封信的事
785
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:50,915
好
786
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:09,870
诶
787
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:11,438
我们怎么还在这啊
788
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:14,000
我当然是许愿把你们留下来了
789
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:16,391
刚刚我出去都要表白了
790
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:17,594
就是你们四个笨蛋
791
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:19,192
非要把我给拉回来
792
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:22,518
你一定要教我绝世的武功
793
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:24,715
我许愿就是为了在张鹏面前
794
00:44:24,720 --> 00:44:26,915
赢得这次世界武术大赛的冠军
795
00:44:27,240 --> 00:44:28,389
有了这三千万
796
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:29,992
就没人说我穷了
797
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,592
我也可以配得上保儿了
798
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:33,431
你们一定要留下来帮我啊
799
00:44:33,720 --> 00:44:34,516
你找死
800
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:35,475
停
801
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:39,438
行侠仗义 助人助己
802
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:40,714
你们把他打死了
803
00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:43,314
你们也回不去你们的年代啊
804
00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:44,231
是
805
00:44:44,240 --> 00:44:46,356
在古代你们是四位大侠
806
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:47,395
在这
807
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:49,311
你们是四位屌丝
808
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:50,514
跟他一样
809
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:52,988
没钱没车没房子
810
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:53,989
好了
811
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,353
不用多说了
812
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:56,669
我已经看出来了
813
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:58,671
你们就是十九世纪的
814
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:00,079
消化道
815
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:04,393
两顿地沟油就能让你们翘辫子了
816
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:06,038
我看还是帮帮他吧
817
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:06,870
帮他打擂
818
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:09,075
赢了以后他追他的妹子
819
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:11,196
你们回你们的年代
820
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:12,792
两全其美
821
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:14,279
岂不是好
822
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:15,515
对不对
823
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:16,390
对的
824
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:17,913
才有资格讲话
825
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:22,634
Yes
826
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:36,155
涛哥
827
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:37,714
昨天晚上
828
00:45:37,720 --> 00:45:40,029
我碰到了四个武林高手
829
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:41,109
他们说是
830
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:43,031
因为费英雄许愿
831
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:45,315
令他们穿越到这个时代的
832
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:46,673
他们还说
833
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:48,955
如果不完成费英雄的心愿
834
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:51,030
他们就没有办法回去
835
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:53,190
我今天带他们来见你
836
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:54,713
我就是想到一条
837
00:45:54,720 --> 00:45:57,234
利用他们发财的大计
838
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:06,310
来呀 快教我绝世武功啊
839
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:10,311
那我就先教你迷踪拳
840
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:11,590
嗯
841
00:46:12,240 --> 00:46:13,355
来抢
842
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:35,069
来呀
843
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:36,594
谁怕谁啊
844
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:42,715
再来呀
845
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:53,276
哇 这什么功夫啊
846
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:55,269
涛哥
847
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:57,398
你看惊喜不惊喜
848
00:46:57,840 --> 00:46:58,989
迷踪拳
849
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,468
就是让对手永远看不清踪迹
850
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:03,312
我昨天看了电视才知道
851
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:05,993
C罗就是学到了迷踪拳的皮毛
852
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,070
才有了出神入化的假动作
853
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:10,071
让对手永远断不到球
854
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:12,712
我就是生错了时代
855
00:47:13,240 --> 00:47:15,356
要不然我每年都是足球先生
856
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:16,395
穿越
857
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:17,515
对呀
858
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:18,835
这是费英雄
859
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:22,549
借机敲诈勒索四大宗师啊
860
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:25,791
我在他们这里面当他们的经纪人
861
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:27,995
帮着一块夺回他们的马子
862
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,070
机不可失时不再来啊
863
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:33,197
涛哥 过了这个村可就没这个店了
864
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:35,237
宁可赌上身家性命
865
00:47:35,240 --> 00:47:37,834
也不能放过这大好的机会啊
866
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:39,189
我明白了
867
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:40,633
教我 教我啊
868
00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:41,390
没问题
869
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:42,992
在我们四大高手的调教下
870
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,036
以你的资质差不多三十年就可以
871
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:46,029
三十年
872
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:47,678
三十年保儿的孩子都恋爱了
873
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:48,954
有没有第二种方法啊
874
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:49,870
有
875
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:52,838
借用外力打通你的三脉七轮
876
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:53,909
叶师傅
877
00:47:57,840 --> 00:47:59,114
所说这七轮
878
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:00,348
就是顶轮
879
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:01,236
眉心轮
880
00:48:01,240 --> 00:48:01,990
喉轮
881
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:03,035
心轮
882
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:03,916
腹轮
883
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:04,909
脐轮
884
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:05,909
最后
885
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:07,512
就是底轮
886
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:09,993
如果可以成功
887
00:48:10,240 --> 00:48:11,275
一夕之间
888
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:12,998
就可以单手掷象
889
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:14,479
一苇渡江
890
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:15,469
好啊
891
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:16,754
快打通我啊
892
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:18,068
没那么容易
893
00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:19,115
据我所知
894
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:20,348
从古到今
895
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:22,237
还没有人能够成功过
896
00:48:22,240 --> 00:48:23,036
最多
897
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:24,632
只到第三轮
898
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:28,830
不用怕的
899
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:30,273
我不怕 没事的
900
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:32,475
来打通我底轮啊 来啊
901
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:05,797
各派选手今日已经入住大会指定的酒店
902
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:09,509
准备迎接明天开始的世界武术冠军大赛
903
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:12,080
这次参加的门派一共有四十多个
904
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:16,638
面朝大海
905
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:18,792
你这是主题特色的
906
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:21,838
您这是复式的
907
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:22,955
是她
908
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:24,479
嘴巴上有东西
909
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:25,909
我帮你擦
910
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:28,473
我又不是没碰过
911
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:30,311
那天晚上那位姑娘
912
00:49:36,720 --> 00:49:38,312
参赛的选手真不少啊
913
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:39,799
- 房间都满了
- 是啊
914
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:40,955
有我们忙的了
915
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:41,915
陈秘书
916
00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:43,439
我们的房间弄好了吗
917
00:49:43,720 --> 00:49:44,675
好了张总
918
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:45,635
诶
919
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:47,268
是你们啊
920
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:49,238
怎么没回老家啊
921
00:49:49,240 --> 00:49:51,959
多谢姑娘上次雪中送炭
922
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:54,030
我们终于找到托梦人了
923
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:56,111
只要能帮他完成一个心愿
924
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:57,473
我们就可以回家了
925
00:49:57,480 --> 00:49:58,833
托梦人
926
00:49:59,880 --> 00:50:00,995
英雄
927
00:50:06,720 --> 00:50:08,915
你有什么要和这位姑娘说的
928
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:10,114
就趁这个机会赶紧说吧
929
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:11,758
我没有什么想说的
930
00:50:14,720 --> 00:50:16,312
有我们在 你怕什么
931
00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:17,230
走
932
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:20,675
好 好
933
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:22,628
慢慢说啊
934
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:34,316
保儿
935
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:35,594
- 我其实一直
- 你电话
936
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:38,235
接啊
937
00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:44,314
小费啊
938
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:45,949
是姑妈
939
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,718
不知道该怎么跟你说
940
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:52,157
你表弟病情加重了
941
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:54,158
医生说要动手术
942
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:55,716
幸好社长
943
00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:57,312
愿意把钱借给我
944
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:01,358
我们跟他
945
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:03,352
不是同一个世界的人
946
00:51:03,720 --> 00:51:05,392
我们都是普通人
947
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:10,599
你就算了吧
948
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:12,954
跟保儿
949
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:15,119
不要再有瓜葛了
950
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:20,278
你就当帮我忙吧
951
00:51:20,720 --> 00:51:21,675
这事
952
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:23,398
就当姑妈求你了
953
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:27,115
好
954
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:28,235
谢谢
955
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:31,909
对不起
956
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:41,314
有什么话
957
00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:42,275
说吧
958
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:52,395
嗯
959
00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:56,909
没什么
960
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:07,355
哎呀
961
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:09,271
说什么说呀
962
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:11,396
我看还是明天擂台上见吧
963
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:12,071
走 走 走
964
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:13,069
站住
965
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:16,718
你当天晚上使用的无影脚
966
00:52:16,720 --> 00:52:18,995
已经失传了一百多年
967
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:21,476
你究竟是谁
968
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:24,239
你又是谁
969
00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:27,876
龙意拳传人
970
00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:30,238
乔山虎
971
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:36,831
我是他们的经纪人
972
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:40,271
像你这种没合约 没保险 没费用
973
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:42,191
我们不可能跟你动手啊
974
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:44,158
要想动手也成
975
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:45,479
擂台上见
976
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:46,515
切
977
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:49,191
走 快 快点
978
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:12,515
一个男人
979
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:14,159
剑都还没拔
980
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:16,196
就被情敌吓的体无完肤
981
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:19,273
他还不算惨
982
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:21,840
起码他知道他的情敌在哪里
983
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:22,875
而我
984
00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:24,836
连谁是我的情敌都不知道
985
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:26,951
别聊这个了 来 喝酒
986
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:28,075
来 喝酒
987
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:39,835
再喝
988
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:43,632
(我爱你)
989
00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:48,236
(爱的彻底 没有任何人能比)
990
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:50,793
(我爱你)
991
00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:54,675
(爱你不是 不是一日也二日)
992
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:56,591
我从一开始就错了
993
00:53:56,760 --> 00:53:58,113
错的很离谱
994
00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:00,831
我是很穷 我没钱
995
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:03,035
我功夫 功夫我也学不会
996
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:06,433
现在连姑妈也告诉我要放弃
997
00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:08,278
我还要坚持什么
998
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:10,033
都没用的
999
00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:14,515
费英雄
1000
00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:16,868
男子汉大丈夫
1001
00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:18,279
敢作敢当
1002
00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:19,788
拿出你的勇气来
1003
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:21,358
告诉那个女孩子
1004
00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:22,674
你爱她
1005
00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:27,398
我是很想说
1006
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:31,433
可我回不去啊
1007
00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:35,079
十三姨
1008
00:54:36,720 --> 00:54:38,597
你在哪啊
1009
00:54:38,720 --> 00:54:39,675
喂
1010
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:40,396
你没事吧
1011
00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:41,515
喝太多了
1012
00:54:41,720 --> 00:54:42,948
- 他到底喝了多少
- 不知道啊
1013
00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:44,109
十三姨
1014
00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:45,075
喝了几瓶啊
1015
00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:45,990
我没注意啊
1016
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:47,353
- 我去找经理
- 快去啊
1017
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:48,554
喂 你醒醒啊
1018
00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:49,276
我明白了
1019
00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:50,076
走
1020
00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:51,354
我明白了
1021
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:52,789
黄师傅
1022
00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:55,239
男子汉大丈夫
1023
00:54:55,240 --> 00:54:56,753
流血不流泪啊
1024
00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:00,113
啊
1025
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:14,159
对不起啊 黄师傅
1026
00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:22,075
包扎好了
1027
00:55:25,680 --> 00:55:28,069
偷人老婆是应该内疚
1028
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:29,474
谁偷别人老婆啊
1029
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:31,479
当然是你了
1030
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:32,954
难道是我吗
1031
00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:34,154
为什么是我
1032
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:36,071
黄师傅自杀我没叹气
1033
00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:36,990
阿真也没
1034
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,797
唯独是你唉声叹气
1035
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:41,593
阿真 我为什么要叹气
1036
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:43,595
师父叹气
1037
00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:45,158
因为他暗恋黄师傅
1038
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:46,230
啊
1039
00:55:46,960 --> 00:55:48,188
他暗恋
1040
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:50,709
那他又为什么跟黄师傅讲对不起
1041
00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:53,359
我为什么要说对不起
1042
00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:55,113
你移情别恋了嘛
1043
00:55:56,520 --> 00:55:57,430
谁啊
1044
00:55:57,640 --> 00:55:58,516
是他
1045
00:55:58,760 --> 00:55:59,590
我
1046
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:04,910
来了
1047
00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:10,234
我没做好准备
1048
00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:11,992
你当然没有心理准备了
1049
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:13,752
你说你喜欢十三姨的嘛
1050
00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:15,234
我什么时候说我喜欢她
1051
00:56:15,240 --> 00:56:16,468
那日在天台啊
1052
00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:18,675
你跟你徒弟已经讲过了
1053
00:56:19,160 --> 00:56:21,993
你们会上海话 我也会啊
1054
00:56:22,720 --> 00:56:24,472
这次打赢比赛的奖金
1055
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:25,549
你们的给我
1056
00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:27,073
那我就不讲出去了
1057
00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:33,075
黄师傅
1058
00:56:33,480 --> 00:56:34,879
你在这多久了
1059
00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:36,759
你们说多久
1060
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:38,432
我就站了多久了
1061
00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:48,952
十三说的没错
1062
00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:51,509
你的牙齿真的好白
1063
00:56:52,040 --> 00:56:53,519
好迷人啊
1064
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:55,555
不行
1065
00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:57,239
我也得去刷牙了
1066
00:56:57,240 --> 00:56:59,879
否则十三又该嫌弃我了
1067
00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:00,756
黄师傅
1068
00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:01,749
嘘
1069
00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:06,272
你们继续在背后
1070
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:07,838
说我坏话啊
1071
00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:15,269
是他
1072
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:16,675
活该
1073
00:57:27,680 --> 00:57:29,238
黄师傅 不要啊
1074
00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:30,434
我要自杀
1075
00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:31,475
我撞死算了
1076
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:32,390
啊
1077
00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:51,994
哎呀
1078
00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:56,832
我的腿啊
1079
00:57:57,960 --> 00:57:58,597
张总
1080
00:57:58,600 --> 00:58:00,318
我看见费英雄去找保儿
1081
00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:01,355
什么
1082
00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:03,559
你个笨蛋
1083
00:58:06,040 --> 00:58:08,076
你们俩别跑 给我站住
1084
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:08,990
别让他跑了
1085
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:10,115
把他给我干掉
1086
00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:22,315
站住
1087
00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:24,519
还想跑
1088
00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:27,029
你干嘛
1089
00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:40,749
谁
1090
00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:41,955
是我 是我
1091
00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:43,188
费英雄
1092
00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:44,715
你别害怕
1093
00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:48,235
我这衣服呢 不是我偷来的
1094
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:51,036
是那个女人她脱给我的
1095
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:52,075
不对
1096
00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:54,196
这个衣服呢是我先脱给她的
1097
00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:55,394
然后她再…
1098
00:58:56,840 --> 00:58:58,034
我在说什么呀
1099
00:58:58,200 --> 00:59:00,509
这个衣服是我跟她互相
1100
00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:02,190
也不对
1101
00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:05,273
稍微给我一点时间
1102
00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:06,954
我一定可以的
1103
00:59:07,120 --> 00:59:08,189
一点点
1104
00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:17,639
黄师傅喝醉了
1105
00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:19,639
他哭的很惨
1106
00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:22,630
在他心里一直有个心事
1107
00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:24,559
但是他没有机会了
1108
00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:27,716
十三姨跟他不在一个时代
1109
00:59:28,120 --> 00:59:29,314
但是你在
1110
00:59:29,480 --> 00:59:31,152
所以我还有这个机会
1111
00:59:32,520 --> 00:59:34,397
今天我有很多话要跟你说
1112
00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:36,509
这些话
1113
00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:38,192
藏在我心里很久了
1114
01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:09,069
上次
1115
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:11,112
我并没有偷你的东西
1116
01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:14,037
我只是把一封告白信
1117
01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:15,713
放在你的包里
1118
01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:24,113
你也写了一封信
1119
01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:26,833
什么叫也啊
1120
01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:28,429
没什么
1121
01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:30,756
我觉得那封信不够直接
1122
01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:33,069
我记得我就把它藏在这个包里的
1123
01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:34,274
就是这个包
1124
01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:35,834
这个包
1125
01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:37,952
没错 就这个包
1126
01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:40,394
骗我的吧 里面什么都没有
1127
01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:42,119
我藏的很隐蔽的
1128
01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:49,235
这封信
1129
01:00:56,040 --> 01:00:57,268
还记得吗
1130
01:00:57,400 --> 01:01:00,597
2012年9月1日 学校门口
1131
01:01:02,560 --> 01:01:04,152
这不是我写的
1132
01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:05,753
不要念
1133
01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:11,918
那天 天很蓝
1134
01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:13,399
风很轻
1135
01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:15,391
我做了一个决定
1136
01:01:15,680 --> 01:01:17,193
一定要让这个全身
1137
01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:20,112
都是牛仔装的男生帮我拿行李
1138
01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:23,032
别以为我真的柔弱到连箱子都拖不动
1139
01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:32,038
简直球王一般的存在
1140
01:01:32,040 --> 01:01:33,678
最后那两秒钟 你看了吗
1141
01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:34,351
当然看了
1142
01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:36,316
你看什么了你 最后那个三分球
1143
01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:37,912
压哨啊 太帅啦
1144
01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:39,638
来 我帮你 我帮你
1145
01:01:40,240 --> 01:01:41,195
不用
1146
01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:43,238
学妹 我帮你拿
1147
01:01:44,520 --> 01:01:46,112
我帮你拿嘛
1148
01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:47,873
所有人都在盯着那个球
1149
01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:49,154
那个球就在篮框上
1150
01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:50,354
就是个意外
1151
01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:51,031
是有那么激动吗
1152
01:01:51,040 --> 01:01:54,828
(认识你还没有多久)
1153
01:01:54,840 --> 01:01:58,833
(可一切那么熟悉呢)
1154
01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:00,831
(熟悉你的笑)
1155
01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:02,831
- (距离微妙)
- 谢谢学长
1156
01:02:02,840 --> 01:02:05,832
(刚好模糊我心跳)
1157
01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:07,876
- 这边有人坐吗
- 有
1158
01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:11,475
(路边的餐厅恰好满座)
1159
01:02:11,480 --> 01:02:12,833
费英雄在二楼
1160
01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:17,038
- (雨伞也恰好带多)
- 这里没人了
1161
01:02:17,040 --> 01:02:23,639
- (回去时间想稍稍晚点呢)
- 你们坐吧
1162
01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:28,559
(一切恰好是巧合)
1163
01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:32,838
(连天气也恰好配合)
1164
01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:36,879
(错过一班一班又一班的车)
1165
01:02:36,880 --> 01:02:40,589
(等你恰好路过)
1166
01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:44,559
(恰好我们同路呢)
1167
01:02:44,560 --> 01:02:48,553
(白月光照影子两个)
1168
01:02:48,840 --> 01:02:52,799
(踩着步子偷看你侧脸轮廓)
1169
01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:57,794
(眼光中流转的)
1170
01:02:57,800 --> 01:03:01,031
- (是整片星河)
- 爸 爸
1171
01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:02,359
什么事这么急啊
1172
01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:04,954
我想进表哥的漫画社工作
1173
01:03:04,960 --> 01:03:06,518
你不是喜欢国画吗
1174
01:03:06,680 --> 01:03:08,079
什么时候喜欢漫画的
1175
01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:14,637
「毕业后」
1176
01:03:18,200 --> 01:03:19,428
学长
1177
01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:22,079
又见面了
1178
01:03:26,120 --> 01:03:30,238
(请别浪费这巧合)
1179
01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:34,392
(让我在你身旁默默)
1180
01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:38,439
(想你快乐失落都能遇到我)
1181
01:03:38,440 --> 01:03:42,115
(想你会爱上我)
1182
01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:46,113
(眼神恰好对视着)
1183
01:03:46,120 --> 01:03:50,398
(也恰好想说点什么)
1184
01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:54,439
(此刻彩虹恰好在雨后闪烁)
1185
01:03:54,440 --> 01:03:59,309
(掌心恰好温热)
1186
01:03:59,840 --> 01:04:07,520
(想被你抱着)
1187
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:30,194
吓死我了
1188
01:04:30,840 --> 01:04:31,875
表哥
1189
01:04:32,720 --> 01:04:33,994
你怎么在这啊
1190
01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:35,474
你去见过他了
1191
01:04:44,640 --> 01:04:45,789
他跟我表白了
1192
01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:46,869
开玩笑
1193
01:04:47,560 --> 01:04:49,073
他就是一个穷小子
1194
01:04:49,680 --> 01:04:50,795
你们不合适
1195
01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:52,035
表哥
1196
01:04:52,640 --> 01:04:53,993
我不准你这么说他
1197
01:04:54,080 --> 01:04:55,479
别再叫我表哥
1198
01:04:58,440 --> 01:05:00,032
我们有血缘关系吗
1199
01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:02,789
没有
1200
01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:04,555
没有
1201
01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:18,797
「世界武术大赛」
1202
01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:19,949
放心
1203
01:05:22,640 --> 01:05:24,710
女士们 先生们
1204
01:05:25,080 --> 01:05:28,390
欢迎来到世界武术大赛
1205
01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:30,558
冠军只有一个
1206
01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:32,517
奖杯只有一座
1207
01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:34,039
谁站到最后
1208
01:05:34,040 --> 01:05:35,712
谁就是王者
1209
01:05:35,880 --> 01:05:37,916
奖金是3000万
1210
01:05:41,160 --> 01:05:42,718
3000万
1211
01:05:42,840 --> 01:05:45,308
发达了 哈哈哈
1212
01:05:45,320 --> 01:05:46,275
请确认一下
1213
01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:47,269
然后在这签个字
1214
01:05:47,280 --> 01:05:48,315
打一个
1215
01:05:48,320 --> 01:05:49,833
我要一个打十个
1216
01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:53,669
请您穿上衣服
1217
01:05:53,680 --> 01:05:55,591
赤身裸体对大会很不尊重
1218
01:05:55,600 --> 01:05:56,715
不尊重
1219
01:05:57,320 --> 01:05:58,275
他呢
1220
01:05:58,720 --> 01:06:00,711
这个是相扑的正规服装
1221
01:06:01,040 --> 01:06:02,632
我不穿上衣就不尊重
1222
01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:04,797
他穿得比我还少这叫尊重吗
1223
01:06:10,440 --> 01:06:11,111
先生
1224
01:06:11,120 --> 01:06:12,155
下一个该你了
1225
01:06:12,480 --> 01:06:13,515
哦
1226
01:06:16,200 --> 01:06:17,189
黄师傅
1227
01:06:17,400 --> 01:06:19,311
黄师傅 这回该您上了
1228
01:06:19,320 --> 01:06:20,548
你要把他们打败了
1229
01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:22,551
你就能回家了 黄师傅
1230
01:06:25,200 --> 01:06:26,110
他怎么了
1231
01:06:26,440 --> 01:06:28,954
黄…黄师傅 我挺你
1232
01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:32,835
什么情况
1233
01:06:32,960 --> 01:06:34,916
好好跟人家学学
1234
01:06:55,440 --> 01:06:57,795
一个无影脚一个迷踪拳
1235
01:06:57,800 --> 01:06:59,950
已经失传一百多年
1236
01:07:00,400 --> 01:07:02,311
你究竟是谁
1237
01:07:02,960 --> 01:07:04,473
佛山黄某人
1238
01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:06,631
今日能和阁下过几招
1239
01:07:06,640 --> 01:07:08,596
实在是三生有幸
1240
01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:11,349
等一会 请你千万不要留手
1241
01:07:12,440 --> 01:07:14,635
我真的很想被你打死
1242
01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:15,959
喂 涛哥
1243
01:07:15,960 --> 01:07:17,109
放心吧
1244
01:07:17,120 --> 01:07:18,917
肯定没问题
1245
01:07:18,920 --> 01:07:20,876
绝对有惊喜
1246
01:07:20,960 --> 01:07:24,236
到时候四大宗师随便输给费英雄
1247
01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:26,390
这冠军还是咱们的
1248
01:07:31,720 --> 01:07:32,789
预备
1249
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:34,069
开始
1250
01:07:38,040 --> 01:07:39,439
你们怎么
1251
01:07:40,760 --> 01:07:41,954
什么情况
1252
01:07:41,960 --> 01:07:42,597
战术
1253
01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:43,555
这是战术啊
1254
01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:44,993
战术你大爷
1255
01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:46,793
你们这次如果输掉的话
1256
01:07:46,800 --> 01:07:48,438
我就切了你喂狗
1257
01:07:57,560 --> 01:07:59,039
用力一点
1258
01:08:18,360 --> 01:08:19,509
一
1259
01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:21,589
二
1260
01:08:26,080 --> 01:08:27,593
我让你打死我
1261
01:08:27,600 --> 01:08:29,238
没让你压着我啊
1262
01:08:29,520 --> 01:08:30,999
来点刺激的
1263
01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:42,274
哈哈哈
1264
01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:52,029
我问你
1265
01:08:52,040 --> 01:08:53,758
你凭什么看不起我
1266
01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:55,637
凭什么看不起我
1267
01:08:56,120 --> 01:08:57,712
用力啊
1268
01:09:06,640 --> 01:09:07,993
他在自杀
1269
01:09:08,960 --> 01:09:11,155
你可不能放水啊 黄师傅
1270
01:09:11,160 --> 01:09:12,673
你不能这么玩啊
1271
01:09:20,680 --> 01:09:21,317
喂
1272
01:09:21,320 --> 01:09:22,469
你不能上来啊
1273
01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:28,676
你到底想怎么样
1274
01:09:28,680 --> 01:09:30,750
对啊 想怎样
1275
01:09:30,760 --> 01:09:32,352
怎么 不是说了吗
1276
01:09:32,360 --> 01:09:34,112
谁站到最后谁就是冠军
1277
01:09:34,120 --> 01:09:35,269
什么意思啊
1278
01:09:35,280 --> 01:09:36,838
他说的对 冲啊
1279
01:09:38,160 --> 01:09:39,229
走
1280
01:10:16,840 --> 01:10:17,590
黄师傅
1281
01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:18,237
你没事吧
1282
01:10:18,240 --> 01:10:19,275
不要理我
1283
01:10:19,280 --> 01:10:20,110
好
1284
01:10:20,120 --> 01:10:21,678
与其让你死在其他人手上
1285
01:10:21,680 --> 01:10:23,113
不如死在我手上
1286
01:10:27,680 --> 01:10:29,477
回来
1287
01:10:37,040 --> 01:10:38,268
你知不知道为什么十三姨
1288
01:10:38,280 --> 01:10:39,679
背着你跟着我在一起
1289
01:10:40,680 --> 01:10:42,875
因为她知道你是个懦夫
1290
01:10:45,640 --> 01:10:47,995
我明知道你们青梅竹马十几年
1291
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:49,433
我还是敢追她
1292
01:10:49,440 --> 01:10:50,475
为什么
1293
01:10:50,560 --> 01:10:52,710
因为你是个懦夫
1294
01:10:55,040 --> 01:10:56,996
收到分手信的是我
1295
01:10:57,480 --> 01:10:58,959
我都没认输
1296
01:10:58,960 --> 01:11:00,279
你认输
1297
01:11:00,280 --> 01:11:02,236
你为什么这么容易放弃
1298
01:11:02,240 --> 01:11:03,753
你真的爱她吗
1299
01:11:04,440 --> 01:11:05,395
不要
1300
01:11:05,400 --> 01:11:06,628
不要打他
1301
01:11:07,360 --> 01:11:08,634
黄师傅
1302
01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:10,437
你告诉我男人要有勇气
1303
01:11:10,440 --> 01:11:12,317
女人是要主动争取的
1304
01:11:12,640 --> 01:11:14,119
我都有勇气去找保儿
1305
01:11:14,120 --> 01:11:16,190
你为什么没有勇气去找十三姨
1306
01:11:22,920 --> 01:11:25,480
哎呀 你们能不能靠谱一点啊
1307
01:11:25,480 --> 01:11:27,869
这次我会被涛哥打死的
1308
01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:32,273
你答应过会帮我的
1309
01:11:32,280 --> 01:11:33,759
男人要信守承诺
1310
01:11:38,680 --> 01:11:40,033
我们习武之人
1311
01:11:40,040 --> 01:11:43,077
应当自强不息 行侠仗义
1312
01:11:43,080 --> 01:11:44,593
你不但言而无信
1313
01:11:44,600 --> 01:11:46,875
现在连那个黄毛小子都比你勇敢
1314
01:11:46,880 --> 01:11:48,871
你还扮什么一代宗师
1315
01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:51,195
我今天就打死你这个懦夫
1316
01:11:51,200 --> 01:11:52,633
这样十三姨就不用为难
1317
01:11:52,640 --> 01:11:54,153
因为她没有选择
1318
01:11:59,040 --> 01:12:00,109
我黄某人
1319
01:12:00,120 --> 01:12:01,951
一定会信守承诺
1320
01:12:01,960 --> 01:12:04,110
帮助英雄打赢比赛
1321
01:12:04,120 --> 01:12:05,553
完成心愿
1322
01:12:07,320 --> 01:12:08,435
好
1323
01:12:08,520 --> 01:12:10,954
之后我们一起回去找十三姨讲清楚
1324
01:12:10,960 --> 01:12:12,109
再定输赢
1325
01:12:13,960 --> 01:12:15,393
一言为定
1326
01:12:26,760 --> 01:12:27,954
他是我的
1327
01:12:28,600 --> 01:12:30,033
英雄 进去躲起来
1328
01:12:30,040 --> 01:12:30,995
好
1329
01:12:33,560 --> 01:12:34,436
别过来
1330
01:12:34,440 --> 01:12:35,350
回去
1331
01:12:54,520 --> 01:12:55,316
叶师傅
1332
01:12:55,320 --> 01:12:56,150
你什么情况啊
1333
01:12:56,160 --> 01:12:57,036
怎么
1334
01:12:57,040 --> 01:12:58,439
没见过出绝招啊
1335
01:12:58,720 --> 01:13:00,551
这就是1个打100个
1336
01:13:30,920 --> 01:13:31,909
阿真
1337
01:13:32,600 --> 01:13:34,079
把他交给黄师傅吧
1338
01:13:48,040 --> 01:13:48,950
好
1339
01:15:29,600 --> 01:15:31,477
黄师傅
1340
01:15:31,480 --> 01:15:32,913
保儿被张鹏抓了
1341
01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:33,876
帮我救她
1342
01:15:33,880 --> 01:15:35,108
保儿在我手上
1343
01:15:35,200 --> 01:15:37,794
要救保儿 立刻到A区4号电梯
1344
01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:38,750
真差劲
1345
01:15:38,760 --> 01:15:39,749
出事啦
1346
01:15:40,560 --> 01:15:41,549
承让
1347
01:15:44,560 --> 01:15:45,151
保儿在哪
1348
01:15:45,160 --> 01:15:46,149
在4号电梯
1349
01:15:46,160 --> 01:15:47,070
走
1350
01:15:49,800 --> 01:15:50,630
宗师
1351
01:15:50,640 --> 01:15:52,437
别跑还没完呢
1352
01:15:53,680 --> 01:15:55,113
他们全走了
1353
01:15:55,120 --> 01:15:56,189
叶师傅
1354
01:15:56,200 --> 01:15:57,519
全靠你了
1355
01:15:57,840 --> 01:15:58,875
好
1356
01:15:59,240 --> 01:16:00,275
讲义气
1357
01:16:00,280 --> 01:16:03,033
你才是真正的一代宗师
1358
01:16:03,560 --> 01:16:05,152
我真的演不下去了
1359
01:16:05,320 --> 01:16:06,673
其实我不是叶问
1360
01:16:06,920 --> 01:16:09,036
你们全部当我是叶问
1361
01:16:09,120 --> 01:16:10,838
其实我是个逃犯
1362
01:16:12,160 --> 01:16:13,354
那你不是叶问
1363
01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:14,475
你是谁
1364
01:16:15,040 --> 01:16:15,950
叶
1365
01:16:16,240 --> 01:16:17,275
别问
1366
01:16:18,160 --> 01:16:18,876
英雄
1367
01:16:18,880 --> 01:16:19,471
- 一
- 等等我们
1368
01:16:19,480 --> 01:16:20,230
二
1369
01:16:26,720 --> 01:16:27,675
五 六 七
1370
01:16:27,680 --> 01:16:28,317
四呢
1371
01:16:28,320 --> 01:16:29,355
在那里
1372
01:16:55,240 --> 01:16:56,309
走
1373
01:17:06,640 --> 01:17:08,756
以前有个男孩爱上一个女孩
1374
01:17:09,080 --> 01:17:10,832
他俩从小青梅竹马
1375
01:17:10,840 --> 01:17:12,353
有一天男孩背着他
1376
01:17:12,360 --> 01:17:14,078
女孩在男孩的肩膀上说
1377
01:17:14,080 --> 01:17:15,069
张鹏
1378
01:17:15,560 --> 01:17:17,278
长大之后一定要嫁给他
1379
01:17:18,040 --> 01:17:20,349
后来这个男孩暗自下定决心
1380
01:17:20,880 --> 01:17:23,440
一定要成为这个世界上最优秀的男人
1381
01:17:24,400 --> 01:17:26,152
他要在全世界的见证下
1382
01:17:26,160 --> 01:17:27,388
对她告白
1383
01:17:29,600 --> 01:17:31,431
于是这个男孩离开了父母
1384
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:33,718
一个人去国外留学
1385
01:17:35,480 --> 01:17:39,029
回国以后 他成立了
全中国最顶尖的科技公司
1386
01:17:40,880 --> 01:17:42,074
女孩喜欢漫画
1387
01:17:42,080 --> 01:17:44,150
他就陪着她去漫画社工作
1388
01:17:45,480 --> 01:17:46,708
女孩喜欢功夫
1389
01:17:46,720 --> 01:17:47,835
他就办武术展
1390
01:17:47,840 --> 01:17:49,159
办比赛
1391
01:17:54,400 --> 01:17:55,515
后来
1392
01:17:55,520 --> 01:17:56,555
我把求婚戒指
1393
01:17:56,560 --> 01:17:58,755
放在了智能功夫公仔里面
1394
01:17:58,760 --> 01:17:59,988
送给了她
1395
01:18:00,680 --> 01:18:01,908
我发誓
1396
01:18:02,360 --> 01:18:05,079
这辈子一定要好好守护她
1397
01:18:05,640 --> 01:18:07,870
不让她受到任何伤害
1398
01:18:08,920 --> 01:18:10,069
因此
1399
01:18:10,480 --> 01:18:13,870
我发明了全世界最强的智能功夫盔甲
1400
01:18:15,080 --> 01:18:17,514
要把这些坏人统统杀死
1401
01:18:18,040 --> 01:18:19,029
可是
1402
01:18:19,040 --> 01:18:20,598
我没想到
1403
01:18:20,840 --> 01:18:21,989
在漫画社里
1404
01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:23,911
竟然出现了一个笨蛋
1405
01:18:24,160 --> 01:18:25,639
一个笨蛋啊
1406
01:18:26,000 --> 01:18:27,194
英雄
1407
01:18:28,640 --> 01:18:29,709
英雄
1408
01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:31,989
保儿
1409
01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:32,989
等等
1410
01:18:35,720 --> 01:18:37,631
要我们四个人打你一个
1411
01:18:38,280 --> 01:18:39,599
太高估你了
1412
01:18:40,040 --> 01:18:41,234
我一个人就够
1413
01:18:41,720 --> 01:18:43,199
精武门
1414
01:18:43,760 --> 01:18:44,875
陈阿真
1415
01:18:45,160 --> 01:18:45,910
怎么
1416
01:18:45,920 --> 01:18:47,353
你徒弟每次打架之前
1417
01:18:47,360 --> 01:18:48,713
都要脱衣服吗
1418
01:18:49,080 --> 01:18:50,911
你不觉得这样子很性感吗
1419
01:18:50,920 --> 01:18:52,114
表哥
1420
01:18:53,200 --> 01:18:54,315
我求你
1421
01:18:54,880 --> 01:18:56,154
不要这样
1422
01:18:56,360 --> 01:18:57,315
我知道
1423
01:18:57,320 --> 01:18:58,435
费英雄喜欢你嘛
1424
01:18:58,440 --> 01:18:59,873
但我也喜欢你啊
1425
01:19:00,320 --> 01:19:02,436
能不能给我一个公平竞争的机会
1426
01:19:02,440 --> 01:19:04,112
看 看什么看啊
1427
01:19:04,280 --> 01:19:05,508
一个僵尸
1428
01:19:05,800 --> 01:19:07,028
一个笨蛋
1429
01:19:07,240 --> 01:19:08,514
一个瘸子
1430
01:19:08,960 --> 01:19:10,154
一个暴露狂
1431
01:19:11,280 --> 01:19:12,190
怎么了
1432
01:19:12,280 --> 01:19:13,599
化装舞会啊
1433
01:19:51,920 --> 01:19:53,069
怎么会这样
1434
01:20:19,760 --> 01:20:20,795
去你的
1435
01:20:25,440 --> 01:20:27,556
你们以为我会无聊办武术比赛吗
1436
01:20:27,640 --> 01:20:28,959
你们所有人的功夫资料
1437
01:20:28,960 --> 01:20:31,952
都已经录入到
我最伟大的发明功夫铠甲里
1438
01:20:31,960 --> 01:20:32,995
第一步是模仿
1439
01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:35,195
然后 就会计算出破解方案
1440
01:20:36,760 --> 01:20:38,273
我劲不劲啊
1441
01:20:40,720 --> 01:20:42,756
阿真
1442
01:20:42,960 --> 01:20:44,075
阿真
1443
01:20:45,440 --> 01:20:46,270
师父
1444
01:20:46,280 --> 01:20:47,633
你别再摇我了
1445
01:20:47,640 --> 01:20:49,073
我好痛啊
1446
01:20:51,040 --> 01:20:52,996
你能看清阿真的动作
1447
01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:55,230
可是你未必能看清我的动作
1448
01:21:02,040 --> 01:21:02,950
陈阿真
1449
01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:04,310
黄师傅
1450
01:21:04,400 --> 01:21:05,230
够了
1451
01:21:11,440 --> 01:21:13,396
虚招你也能算得出来
1452
01:21:14,040 --> 01:21:15,109
好
1453
01:21:16,320 --> 01:21:18,038
万化迷踪
1454
01:21:23,880 --> 01:21:25,154
啊
1455
01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:30,115
万化迷…
1456
01:21:34,800 --> 01:21:35,676
你别动
1457
01:21:35,680 --> 01:21:36,715
停
1458
01:21:37,440 --> 01:21:38,555
万万没想到
1459
01:21:38,960 --> 01:21:40,279
还是被你算出来了
1460
01:21:43,320 --> 01:21:44,389
送给你
1461
01:21:47,320 --> 01:21:48,878
一群垃圾
1462
01:21:49,840 --> 01:21:50,875
霍师傅
1463
01:21:51,080 --> 01:21:52,069
没事
1464
01:21:52,400 --> 01:21:54,550
他只是破解了我的万化迷踪
1465
01:21:55,160 --> 01:21:57,958
但是我的泡妞一定比他厉害
1466
01:22:00,200 --> 01:22:02,395
师父
1467
01:22:02,400 --> 01:22:05,278
没事 师父没事
1468
01:22:05,280 --> 01:22:06,269
霍师傅
1469
01:22:07,760 --> 01:22:10,149
我知道你很会照顾女人
1470
01:22:10,600 --> 01:22:12,272
如果你能活着回去
1471
01:22:12,280 --> 01:22:14,032
帮我照顾好十三姨
1472
01:22:32,680 --> 01:22:34,318
帅爆了
1473
01:22:35,320 --> 01:22:37,151
为什么那么帅
1474
01:22:37,160 --> 01:22:38,275
霍师傅
1475
01:22:38,400 --> 01:22:40,197
我没事 我没事
1476
01:23:45,120 --> 01:23:46,030
再来
1477
01:23:47,360 --> 01:23:48,236
哼
1478
01:23:48,240 --> 01:23:49,309
无影腿
1479
01:23:49,320 --> 01:23:50,275
过时了
1480
01:23:50,280 --> 01:23:52,475
看我的旋风无影腿
1481
01:24:10,520 --> 01:24:11,873
黄师傅
1482
01:24:20,200 --> 01:24:21,269
不好意思啊
1483
01:24:21,960 --> 01:24:23,075
是左腿
1484
01:24:28,320 --> 01:24:29,799
不要 不要
1485
01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:43,194
黄师傅
1486
01:24:50,880 --> 01:24:52,313
瞧你那损样
1487
01:24:52,560 --> 01:24:53,549
保儿
1488
01:24:53,760 --> 01:24:55,239
你说你爱他
1489
01:24:55,400 --> 01:24:56,515
他配吗
1490
01:24:57,000 --> 01:24:57,876
配吗
1491
01:24:57,880 --> 01:24:58,835
保儿
1492
01:25:01,880 --> 01:25:03,598
你说你爱我
1493
01:25:05,560 --> 01:25:06,879
不配
1494
01:25:30,760 --> 01:25:32,591
告诉你一个秘密啊
1495
01:25:33,240 --> 01:25:35,276
昨天晚上我跟保儿接吻了
1496
01:25:35,280 --> 01:25:36,633
废人
1497
01:25:50,680 --> 01:25:52,511
这个泳池的水温啊
1498
01:25:52,520 --> 01:25:54,238
是刚刚好
1499
01:25:54,240 --> 01:25:55,514
想死
1500
01:26:00,520 --> 01:26:02,033
我们已经尽力了
1501
01:26:02,120 --> 01:26:03,269
不要打了
1502
01:26:05,600 --> 01:26:06,749
你知道的
1503
01:26:07,000 --> 01:26:08,479
接下来发生什么事情
1504
01:26:08,480 --> 01:26:09,230
你懂的
1505
01:26:09,240 --> 01:26:10,593
我废了你
1506
01:26:20,880 --> 01:26:22,916
Loser
1507
01:26:38,960 --> 01:26:40,359
有什么方法可以教我绝世武功啊
1508
01:26:40,360 --> 01:26:41,110
黄师傅
1509
01:26:41,120 --> 01:26:41,950
有
1510
01:26:41,960 --> 01:26:44,918
借用外力打通你的三脉七轮
1511
01:26:44,920 --> 01:26:46,319
如果可以成功
1512
01:26:46,320 --> 01:26:49,278
一夕之间就可以单手掷象
1513
01:26:49,280 --> 01:26:50,872
一苇渡江
1514
01:26:50,880 --> 01:26:52,677
一轮一重天
1515
01:26:52,680 --> 01:26:54,193
重重是天堑
1516
01:26:54,200 --> 01:26:55,872
底轮钧天开
1517
01:26:56,000 --> 01:26:57,513
脐轮昊天到
1518
01:26:57,520 --> 01:26:59,317
黑血出 变天临
1519
01:26:59,320 --> 01:27:01,629
洗精伐髓骄阳升
1520
01:27:01,640 --> 01:27:03,198
当血化黑为红
1521
01:27:03,200 --> 01:27:05,031
证明七轮已启动
1522
01:27:05,040 --> 01:27:07,713
这是打开三脉必经之路
1523
01:27:08,880 --> 01:27:10,199
好小子
1524
01:27:13,520 --> 01:27:14,839
泡妞啊
1525
01:27:15,360 --> 01:27:17,112
颜值也很重要的
1526
01:27:18,320 --> 01:27:19,992
Stupid
1527
01:27:33,520 --> 01:27:34,953
最后一下了
1528
01:27:34,960 --> 01:27:36,075
你们帮帮我
1529
01:27:36,080 --> 01:27:37,752
- 我就成功了
- 我知道了
1530
01:27:38,360 --> 01:27:40,316
保儿 你帮帮他
1531
01:27:40,440 --> 01:27:41,998
说你爱他
1532
01:27:42,000 --> 01:27:43,718
鼓励他一下啊
1533
01:27:45,040 --> 01:27:46,109
英雄
1534
01:27:46,120 --> 01:27:47,633
我要嫁给你
1535
01:27:47,640 --> 01:27:48,629
保儿
1536
01:27:48,640 --> 01:27:49,789
我来了
1537
01:27:50,200 --> 01:27:52,236
保儿是我的
1538
01:27:55,440 --> 01:27:56,589
去死吧
1539
01:28:09,360 --> 01:28:10,429
- Oops
- 表哥
1540
01:28:11,480 --> 01:28:13,710
我求你不要再错下去了
1541
01:28:14,240 --> 01:28:16,595
放过黄师傅他们吧
1542
01:28:19,680 --> 01:28:21,079
说我爱你不就好了嘛
1543
01:28:21,080 --> 01:28:22,559
为什么说要嫁给他
1544
01:28:22,560 --> 01:28:25,199
你不知道婚姻是爱情的坟墓吗
1545
01:28:26,320 --> 01:28:27,833
英雄啊
1546
01:28:27,840 --> 01:28:30,400
你死得好惨呀
1547
01:28:30,400 --> 01:28:31,435
保儿
1548
01:28:31,440 --> 01:28:33,476
是我害你没有选择的机会
1549
01:28:33,480 --> 01:28:36,950
所以你只能选择我了
1550
01:28:37,280 --> 01:28:39,316
我才是你唯一的英雄
1551
01:28:41,080 --> 01:28:42,832
你只能选择我
1552
01:28:48,160 --> 01:28:49,957
你听清楚了没有
1553
01:29:18,120 --> 01:29:19,633
奇迹啊
1554
01:29:19,920 --> 01:29:21,239
不可能
1555
01:29:21,320 --> 01:29:24,278
昔日达摩祖师就是面壁九年
1556
01:29:24,280 --> 01:29:26,077
打通了三脉七轮
1557
01:29:26,080 --> 01:29:29,117
最后心里勃发 跻身成佛
1558
01:29:29,360 --> 01:29:30,634
简单来说
1559
01:29:30,800 --> 01:29:32,597
就是费英雄跟达摩一样
1560
01:29:32,600 --> 01:29:34,955
进入了无念而念的假死状态
1561
01:29:34,960 --> 01:29:37,269
七轮贯通 三脉流转
1562
01:29:37,280 --> 01:29:39,191
明心见性 重塑真
1563
01:29:39,200 --> 01:29:40,189
我
1564
01:29:43,000 --> 01:29:44,319
敢不敢简单点
1565
01:29:46,600 --> 01:29:48,556
满血复活
1566
01:29:53,440 --> 01:29:55,032
你之所以打败了三大宗师
1567
01:29:55,040 --> 01:29:57,952
是因为你铠甲的运算速度比他们出招快
1568
01:29:58,320 --> 01:30:01,278
而我现在已经达到了
中华武学的最高境界
1569
01:30:01,280 --> 01:30:02,508
唯快
1570
01:30:03,280 --> 01:30:04,349
不破
1571
01:30:06,440 --> 01:30:07,589
不可…
1572
01:30:08,640 --> 01:30:09,709
能
1573
01:30:11,160 --> 01:30:12,354
「动作太快分析失败」
1574
01:30:15,840 --> 01:30:16,955
开打了
1575
01:30:16,960 --> 01:30:17,995
闪吧
1576
01:30:32,160 --> 01:30:33,195
我承认
1577
01:30:33,200 --> 01:30:35,919
你这个铠甲挺高端 大气 上档次的
1578
01:30:35,920 --> 01:30:36,955
但你说
1579
01:30:36,960 --> 01:30:38,234
你不去行侠仗义
1580
01:30:38,240 --> 01:30:40,037
你不去扶老奶奶过马路
1581
01:30:40,040 --> 01:30:41,314
也就算了
1582
01:30:41,400 --> 01:30:43,914
你说你欺负我这个屌丝干嘛
1583
01:30:43,920 --> 01:30:44,750
你记住了啊
1584
01:30:44,760 --> 01:30:46,557
功夫呢就两个字
1585
01:30:46,560 --> 01:30:47,595
武德
1586
01:30:47,600 --> 01:30:49,079
武德你妹啊
1587
01:32:28,160 --> 01:32:29,639
就差这么一点点
1588
01:32:31,560 --> 01:32:32,959
我跟保儿的故事
1589
01:32:32,960 --> 01:32:34,837
就像漫画里的情节一样
1590
01:32:34,840 --> 01:32:36,159
英雄救美
1591
01:32:37,400 --> 01:32:38,833
为了自保的大石哥
1592
01:32:38,840 --> 01:32:40,558
怕涛哥把他切了喂狗
1593
01:32:40,560 --> 01:32:42,073
拼死站到了最后
1594
01:32:42,240 --> 01:32:43,593
结果拿了冠军
1595
01:32:45,720 --> 01:32:48,518
叶别问良心发现 选择了自首
1596
01:32:48,720 --> 01:32:49,914
听说表现良好
1597
01:32:49,920 --> 01:32:51,399
也获得了减刑
1598
01:33:01,760 --> 01:33:02,954
我也许了愿
1599
01:33:03,160 --> 01:33:05,151
履行了对三大宗师的承诺
1600
01:33:05,520 --> 01:33:07,112
但是他们没有回去
1601
01:33:07,120 --> 01:33:09,190
依然跟我们一起生活了一段时间
1602
01:33:09,880 --> 01:33:10,995
直到
1603
01:33:11,120 --> 01:33:12,348
那个黄昏
1604
01:33:29,160 --> 01:33:30,229
从此之后
1605
01:33:30,640 --> 01:33:32,437
我再也没有见过他们三个
1606
01:34:06,320 --> 01:34:07,389
天父
1607
01:34:07,680 --> 01:34:09,671
黄师傅已经失踪一个月了
1608
01:34:09,840 --> 01:34:11,319
我明白您的意思了
1609
01:34:11,400 --> 01:34:13,118
我明天就去上海找那谁
1610
01:34:13,120 --> 01:34:14,314
小姐 小姐
1611
01:34:15,360 --> 01:34:17,112
那谁正在来教堂
1612
01:34:18,680 --> 01:34:19,715
想不到
1613
01:34:19,720 --> 01:34:21,392
你安押卜的这么周到啊
1614
01:34:21,480 --> 01:34:22,674
小姐
1615
01:34:22,680 --> 01:34:24,716
但是他跟黄师傅在一起啊
1616
01:34:25,160 --> 01:34:26,434
啊 天父
1617
01:34:26,440 --> 01:34:28,237
我不是一个水性杨花的女子
1618
01:34:28,240 --> 01:34:30,356
两个 是不是太多了
1619
01:34:30,360 --> 01:34:31,110
十三
1620
01:34:31,120 --> 01:34:32,314
我们回来了
1621
01:34:32,840 --> 01:34:33,750
十三
1622
01:34:33,760 --> 01:34:35,034
我决定站出来
1623
01:34:35,160 --> 01:34:36,639
我不做第三者
1624
01:34:37,560 --> 01:34:38,436
不
1625
01:34:38,440 --> 01:34:40,829
我决定将十三交给你
1626
01:34:41,440 --> 01:34:43,192
祝你们幸福
1627
01:34:46,520 --> 01:34:47,555
天父
1628
01:34:48,000 --> 01:34:49,149
你还是
1629
01:34:49,160 --> 01:34:51,515
赶快把他们两个人一次性带走吧
1630
01:34:51,760 --> 01:34:54,638
这样我就可以安心的和陈阿真在一起了
1631
01:34:54,640 --> 01:34:55,629
陈阿真
1632
01:34:55,640 --> 01:34:56,470
对啊
1633
01:34:56,480 --> 01:34:58,710
陈阿真就是小姐那谁呀
1634
01:35:02,960 --> 01:35:04,188
呀
1635
01:35:05,920 --> 01:35:07,069
不要
1636
01:35:28,480 --> 01:35:29,469
(无影脚)
1637
01:35:29,480 --> 01:35:30,674
(有没有王者风范)
1638
01:35:30,680 --> 01:35:31,715
(腿连环)
1639
01:35:31,720 --> 01:35:32,914
(踢你去到佛山)
1640
01:35:32,920 --> 01:35:33,955
(迷踪拳)
1641
01:35:33,960 --> 01:35:35,279
(要分辨实在太难)
1642
01:35:35,280 --> 01:35:36,235
(步法快 如闪)
1643
01:35:36,240 --> 01:35:37,468
(看你如何招架)
1644
01:35:37,480 --> 01:35:38,515
(一寸短)
1645
01:35:38,520 --> 01:35:39,748
(我耍得有模有样)
1646
01:35:39,760 --> 01:35:40,749
(双节棍)
1647
01:35:40,760 --> 01:35:42,113
(让你们全倒下)
1648
01:35:42,120 --> 01:35:43,235
(一刀斩)
1649
01:35:43,240 --> 01:35:44,309
(咏春以快打慢)
1650
01:35:44,320 --> 01:35:45,230
(只传内不传外)
1651
01:35:45,240 --> 01:35:45,797
(心要宽)
1652
01:35:45,800 --> 01:35:46,391
(哈哈哈哈)
1653
01:35:46,400 --> 01:35:51,030
(听 回忆被踢馆的声音)
1654
01:35:51,040 --> 01:35:55,556
(听 情绪在切磋不为悲喜)
1655
01:35:55,560 --> 01:36:00,076
(听 那未决高下的爱情)
1656
01:36:00,080 --> 01:36:04,756
(听 内心故事的浮光掠影)
1657
01:36:04,760 --> 01:36:09,629
(无奈的 缘来缘去 不过是宿命)
1658
01:36:09,640 --> 01:36:13,838
(刀山 火海 都是一场修行)
1659
01:36:13,840 --> 01:36:18,709
(等待的 爱来爱去 难逃是注定)
1660
01:36:18,720 --> 01:36:23,271
(睡去 醒来 糊涂亦是明白)
1661
01:36:23,280 --> 01:36:27,831
(我孤身 行走江湖 见怪不怪)
1662
01:36:27,840 --> 01:36:32,356
(我略懂 爱情奥义 没有绝对 黑或白)
1663
01:36:32,360 --> 01:36:36,956
(我修炼 身形步法 心直口快)
1664
01:36:36,960 --> 01:36:43,479
(我喜欢 自由自在 无门无派 去或来)
1665
01:36:45,880 --> 01:36:50,476
(听 回忆被踢馆的声音)
1666
01:36:50,480 --> 01:36:54,951
(听 情绪在切磋不为悲喜)
1667
01:36:54,960 --> 01:36:59,476
(听 那未决高下的爱情)
1668
01:36:59,480 --> 01:37:04,270
(听 内心故事的浮光掠影)
1669
01:37:04,280 --> 01:37:08,910
(无奈的 缘来缘去 不过是宿命)
1670
01:37:08,920 --> 01:37:13,198
(刀山 火海 都是一场修行)
1671
01:37:13,200 --> 01:37:18,069
(等待的 爱来爱去 难逃是注定)
1672
01:37:18,080 --> 01:37:22,631
(睡去 醒来 糊涂亦是明白)
1673
01:37:22,640 --> 01:37:27,270
(我孤身 行走江湖 见怪不怪)
1674
01:37:27,280 --> 01:37:31,831
(我略懂 爱情奥义 没有绝对 黑或白)
1675
01:37:31,840 --> 01:37:36,356
(我修炼 身形步法 心直口快)
1676
01:37:36,360 --> 01:37:42,071
(我喜欢 自由自在 无门无派 去或来)
1677
01:37:59,320 --> 01:38:03,791
(我孤身 行走江湖 见怪不怪)
1678
01:38:03,800 --> 01:38:08,430
(我略懂 爱情奥义 没有绝对 黑或白)
1679
01:38:08,440 --> 01:38:12,956
(我修炼 身形步法 心直口快)
1680
01:38:12,960 --> 01:38:17,556
(我喜欢 自由自在 无门无派 去或来)
1681
01:38:17,560 --> 01:38:18,549
(无影脚)
1682
01:38:18,560 --> 01:38:19,788
(有没有王者风范)
1683
01:38:19,800 --> 01:38:20,869
(腿连环)
1684
01:38:20,880 --> 01:38:22,154
(踢你去到佛山)
1685
01:38:22,160 --> 01:38:23,149
(迷踪拳)
1686
01:38:23,160 --> 01:38:24,434
(要分辨实在太难)
1687
01:38:24,440 --> 01:38:25,429
(步法快 如闪)
1688
01:38:25,440 --> 01:38:26,759
(看你如何招架)
1689
01:38:26,760 --> 01:38:27,636
(一寸短)
1690
01:38:27,640 --> 01:38:28,993
(我耍得有模有样)
1691
01:38:29,000 --> 01:38:29,955
(双节棍)
1692
01:38:29,960 --> 01:38:31,188
(让你们全倒下)
1693
01:38:31,200 --> 01:38:32,235
(一刀斩)
1694
01:38:32,240 --> 01:38:33,434
(咏春以快打慢)
1695
01:38:33,440 --> 01:38:34,395
(只传内不传外)
1696
01:38:34,400 --> 01:38:35,037
(心要宽)
1697
01:38:35,040 --> 01:38:35,950
(哈哈哈哈)
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