All language subtitles for Just Shoot Me s03e09 How Nina Got Her Groove Back.eg

Oh, look at that runway.

Oh, to be a
17-year-old model again.

Oh, no. Oh, no.
You're sitting next to Margo Langhorne.

Why don't they just
stick her back by the coatroom?

The old bag can hang
from the clothes rack.

Don't start anything.

If I wanted to hear
two queens snipe at each other,

I would have stayed
in the men's room.

Nina!
Margo!

(BOTH KISSING)

I thought
I smelled gin.

Oh, my, my.
Look who's on the aisle. Best seat in the house.

How did you fare
in the blackout?

What blackout?

Didn't you get dressed
in the dark this morning?

By the way,
I loved your piece on fashion disasters.

I see you got to
keep the clothes.

(BOTH GRUMBLING)

Hey, Jack, I'm taking lunch
orders from the Carnegie Deli. What do you want?

I'll have a roast beef
on rye.

Great. One Donald Trump.

What do you mean,
"Donald Trump"?

He's got a sandwich
named after him.

I've been going to that deli
longer than he has.

Why don't they name
something after me?

I mean, what am I?
Chopped liver?

Hmm, no, that's
the Morey Amsterdam.

Oh, it was a nightmare.
I've seen Margo and Nina go at it before,

but nothing like this.
It was so brutal, I...

After 10 minutes,
I couldn't even watch anymore.

I don't get it.
Why do they hate each other so much?

You know, I don't know.
I guess Nina's jealous

that Margo gets
taken more seriously.

And Margo's jealous
that Nina gets taken more often.

So, Elliott,
how was the show last night?

Check out the cover
of Women's Wear Daily.

"Catfight on the Catwalk."

Who's the broad
covered in onion dip?

(LAUGHING)

That would be Nina.

(SIGHS)

Dennis!

Okay,
you're in a meadow, high in the Alps.

A young Shirley Jones
asks you to make her a woman.

Is she wearing a bonnet?

Yes, and leading a cow.

Would you stop
with those cows?

God, everyone must be
talking about this.

Can you imagine
the humiliation?

Hey, look, everybody!
I'm famous!

They said that I behaved
like a jealous teenager.

Can you believe it?
Teenager!

Nina, do you realize
how this reflects on the magazine?

Oh, don't worry, Jack.
I laid her out like a futon.

Here.
Read the caption. "TKO at DKNY."

Oh, God. I'd better call
Margo's boss and straighten this thing out.

What excuses haven't
we used yet?

Uh, let's see.

The only two left are,
"She's going through menopause"

and, "She's a sociopath."

Sociopath.
Got it.

Hey, lunch orders. Nina?

No, thanks.
I ate last week.

Okay. Maya?

Oh, it's so beautiful out,
I'm gonna eat in the park.

I just started reading
the most wonderful book called Jonathan's Attic.

Oh, isn't that the sequel
to Jonathan Finds a Door in His Ceiling?

Finch, it happens to be
a tender exploration of a relationship between...

No, no, no.
Save it for the book club.

(WHISTLES)

Nina, you've gotta put
an end to this insane competition with Margo.

Competition? I am simply
doing the best job I can,

and Margo's doing
the best job she can.

To call it a competition
cheapens and belittles...

Hey, Margo Langhorne
just retired.

Oh, my God,
I won, I won!

MAYA: (READING)
In her heart of hearts, Clarissa knew that one day,

she could teach Jonathan
how to love again.

But until then, she
would simply remain his devoted governess,

quelling her passion with...

Hey, are you okay?
I'm so sorry. I...

Well, why don't you watch
where you're throwing...

Hey, there.

Hey, new shoes?

Yeah. Gloria,
the girl I'm dating, made them.

She's studying
to be a designer. She's amazing.

Hmm, they're...

Nice.

Nice?
These are a work of art.

The structure, the design.
These shoes are going to take the world by storm.

How can you tell
the left from the right?

I have no idea.

Hey, those are cool shoes.

You know what?
You better put them on fast,

because the other elves
are waiting in the tree and the fudge is getting cold.

A surprise from
the Carnegie Deli!

You got them to name
a sandwich after me?

I give you
the Jack Gallo, Hold the Maya.

(LAUGHS)

Ah, Dennis,
I gotta hand it to you. You really...

What the hell is this?
A joke?

No, dude.
You're gonna love it.

It's a pita filled
with watercress, sprouts and avocado.

Used to be called
the Liberace.

Damn it, Dennis,
Trump has his name on everything.

What about me?

I'm way ahead of you.

For the right price,
we can get you a library,

a small city park

or a prison for
the criminally insane.

A park, that's perfect!
Like Sullivan Field.

Ask any of the kids
from the old neighborhood, that name meant something.

R.J. Sullivan.

Proudly mounted
on a mighty block of granite.

His legacy will
live on forever.

Who is
R.J. Sullivan?

Robert James Sullivan?

"Old Sully" Sullivan?

"Irish Bob" Sullivan?

I'll find out
and let you know. That'd be good.

Hey, great shoes.

Yeah,
aren't they?

So, get this.

I'm walking down Broadway
and who do I spot? Tommy Hilfiger.

And I blow him
an air-kiss and he says, "Hey, let's do lunch,"

and I say, "Yeah, let's."
And this is when it gets really weird.

We're actually having lunch.

Wow. Sounds like he's
finally forgiven you for wrecking his birthday party.

Hey, if he didn't
want his dog drinking margaritas,

he shouldn't have
put him in a sombrero.

Anyway, without even asking,

he gave me first look
at his new line. I was stunned.

Makes sense to me.
Margo steps down, you step up.

It's called a power vacuum.

When the dominant faction
grows old and weak, another rises up to take its place.

Which is why we humans
have to keep an eye on those stinking monkeys.

Hey, this sounds
like the start of a whole new era.

Yeah, the Age
of Nina Van Horn.

I know this one.
62?

The grown-ups
are talking, dear.

(LAUGHING)

STAN: ...and that
was in Chicago.

And before I went
back to grad school,

I had a career in
international trade.

Really? So you're
an ex-import/export expert.

(BOTH CHUCKLING)

I know I keep saying this,

but I'm sorry about
hitting you in the head with the Frisbee the other day.

Don't worry about it,
it was a total fluke.

I'm just glad you weren't
playing horseshoes.

(LAUGHS) Wow,
what a great day.

Yeah, it is.

It's so nice to
be able to sit out...

(SIGHS)

Side

in a crowded restaurant.

Hey, hey, Dennis,
what's the latest on that park dedication?

Got it right here.

Okay,
ceremony's at 4:30.

First, you talk about
what a surprise this is,

then you segueway into
your poor-kid-from-Brooklyn routine,

and 4:38 I hustle you
back into the limo.

Good plan, boy.

So, how are you coming
with the speech?

Listen to this.

"The Empire State Building,
Madison Square Garden and Jack Gallo Park.

"Three New York landmarks
that will be around forever.

"Although, with the way
the Rangers have been playing lately,

"I'm not so sure
that's a good thing."

(CHUCKLING)

It's always smart
to slip in a joke.

Yeah, I wanna hear it.

Well, Rebecca,
I wouldn't call myself the Queen of High Fashion.

But feel free
to run with it.

Well, so let me
just leave you with this.

"Cashmere through May,
always okay.

"Cleavage past October,
not if you're sober."

So you might want to
just button up, dear.

So, this is the main area.
And my office is over there.

Oh, great,
I want to see it.

(STAMMERING) They're filming,
so we'd better wait.

Oh, that's too bad.

Oh, I'm sure it
won't be too long. Keep your shirt on.

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

Um, Elliott,
this is Stan.

Hey, nice to meet you.

Great shoes.

Oh, yeah.
They're really...

Elliott, why are you still
wearing those things?

Hey, hey,
there's nothing wrong with these shoes.

They just need
a little breaking in, that's all.

Why don't you just
tell Gloria that they still need a little work?

No, no, that would
hurt her feelings.

I just have to get
used to them by tonight.

She wants to
take me dancing.

On a yacht.

Oh, man,
I got some mustard on my shirt.

You know, I better
run this under some water.

No, no, no!

I can fix that
right here.

Here, see? See?
We'll just

take a little bit of this and
a little bit of that and...

See? All gone.

Thanks.
I'll just dry this under a lamp.

Stop!

It'll dry faster
if you wear it.

It's science.

Hey, hey, TV star.
Nice job.

Yeah, this has been
an amazing week for you.

Are you kidding?
It's like I've died again and this time gone to heaven.

You know, for the past
12 years, I have had to fight for everything.

Every exclusive,
every discovery, every inside tip.

And why?

Because I knew
Margo Langhorne could pounce at any moment.

God, my life
was exhausting.

My only consolation
was knowing that if I could just persevere,

that my day would come.

And now, by the grace of God,
the same God who gave us Lycra,

that glorious moment
is finally here.

And now my life is,
"Oh, can we send you some hats, Ms. Van Horn?"

"How is this fabric,
Ms. Van Horn?" Damn, your boyfriend's handsome.

"Well, he's yours,
Ms. Van Horn."

The whole world
is my walk-in closet, 7th Avenue my hamper.

I want first look
at the Prada line, done.

I need someone
to model ski wear,

Cindy Crawford's in Alaska
rubbing noses with the Eskimos.

And everything is mine
for the taking.

And this is how
it's going to be from now on.

No backstabbing,
no adversary, no smug, condescending diva driving me

to do the best work I have
ever done in my entire life.

God, I miss Margo!

(SOBBING)

Hey, you okay?

Ah, I was just
thinking about the good old days.

I remember this one time,
I was furious at Margo for taking my cardigan idea,

so I got back at her
by stealing her boyfriend.

And then she got me
audited and I had her framed for arson.

Hey, hey, let's go down
to wardrobe and weigh you. That always cheers you up.

No, I'm not
in the mood.

Ah, Nina, I don't get it.
You should be happy. You're top dog now.

Oh, so what?
It just landed at my feet. It's not like I earned it.

Oh, I get it,
this is just like

The Flyin' Hawaiian
and Bobby the Backbreaker Brubaker.

Well, thanks
for stopping by.

No, no, no.
When I was a kid, they were the two best pro wrestlers.

Backbreaker was the champ
and The Hawaiian was always the number-one contender.

Then Backbreaker retired,
and The Flyin' Hawaiian finally became the champ.

But it was a somber luau,
because he never got the Backbreaker's respect.

You know, Elliott,
it's funny you should be telling this story,

because, in a way,
I'm sort of like that Hawaiian fellow.

Yeah, funny.
That's funny.

So what ever happened
to the Flyin' Hawaiian?

Oh, he was so distraught,
he became The Cryin' Hawaiian,

and later,
according to police, The Crack-Buyin' Hawaiian.

What it all boils down to is
that you want Margo's respect.

Yeah, well, it's only fair.
I mean, I respected her all these years.

Yeah, but does she
know that?

What do you mean?
I mean, you want her respect.

Did it ever occur to you
that she might want yours?

What she would want.

Huh.

I never thought
of it like that. Well, thanks, Elliott.

Come here.

Oh, no. It's okay.
I don't need a hug.

No, no, catch me,
catch me, catch me.

(WHISTLES)

Thank you.

Jack Gallo Park will be
a place where man can be accepted with open arms.

A place where people
come as strangers, and leave as friends.

Maybe we should
move a little closer.

No, this is fine.
I don't want to get any grass stains on my shirt.

Hey, have you
seen Stan yet?

Is he gonna be here?
In the flesh?

Yeah.

What is it with that guy?

So he's got big pecs.
I mean, you don't see me walking around without pants.

...and so,
while sandwiches may come and go,

nature, my friends,
is here to stay.

Which reminds me of a story.
These two squirrels were on their honeymoon.

(DENNIS CLEARS THROAT)

You know, I don't
care what you think.

Stan is a very sweet man
with one little idiosyncrasy.

And I for one
am mature enough to look past that.

Good.

I'll kill the freak!

What the hell
is wrong with you?

You haven't even been here
for two minutes and you've already got your shirt off?

You sicko exhibitionist!
(CHUCKLES) Oh, Maya.

Don't you have any dignity?
Don't you have any shame?

But this little kitty cat
fell into the sewer and almost drowned.

Oh.

(CROWD BOOING)

He takes his shirt off
all the time!

(CROWD BOOING LOUDER)

I knew you'd come.

So, this is what
Margo Langhorne gave up the fashion world for.

It's so peaceful.

It suits my needs.

The trees,
that magnificent field,

that quaint scarecrow
which bears a striking resemblance to me.

I wanted to take it down,
but the local children like to throw rocks at it.

I like her blouse.

Richard Tyler.
Yes, I know. Spring collection.

Yes, I know.

So, I assume you didn't come
all the way to Connecticut to admire the scenery.

Uh, no. No, I didn't.

Listen,
I just want to say that

I know over the years,
we've had our battles.

And while I didn't
appreciate it at the time,

I now realize that
our competition pushed me to new creative heights.

And I'm a better woman for it.
So, thank you.

Really?

Yes.

Well, I have to admit,

before you came along,

I had lost all faith
in pastels.

(GASPS)

I don't know what to say.

And I liked your take
on corduroy.

(QUAVERING)
I'm floored.

You know, Nina,
when I started out as an assistant editor

and you were a model,
I thought you were kind of a flake.

And then when I heard
you were becoming fashion editor,

I thought it was a joke.

But?

But, much to my surprise,
you not only survived, you flourished.

You've become a force.
And I admire you for that.

You do?

Who knows,
under different circumstances, we might've been friends.

Well, that would've
been nice.

So, have you heard about
the new Todd Herman line?

What?

Well, let me just
put it this way,

he's leading
with silk shantung pants.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

(SNORTS)

Oh, Todd.
When will you learn?

You know, it's like
he just sets himself up.

Oh, my.

Oh, aren't you
going to miss it?

Me? No. No.
I'm over it.

The pettiness,
the backstabbing.

Do you know that I once
put a horse tranquilizer in someone's coffee

just to beat her
to an exclusive?

Oh, that was me.
I thought you were just being nice.

No.

No, that's all behind me.

I pass the torch to you.

(EXHALES)

I...

I can't tell you
what this means to me.

This is like getting
the approval of my own mother.

Isn't that sweet?

Your mother.

Back to hell with you!

Oh, after you!

Hey. So, how's it going
with Gloria?

Ah, she dumped me.

What happened?

I'm on the yacht wearing
her cockamamie shoes,

when I trip and land
in Christy Turlington's lap.

Gloria sees me,
thinks I'm making out with her,

she runs out screaming,
"I never want to see you again."

Wow. That's awful.
So what did you do?

What could I do?
I started making out with Christy Turlington.

Hey, you guys,
Jack's coming up on the news!

(WHISTLES)

Sure beats a sandwich,
huh, Dad?

Maya, you can't imagine
the pride I feel knowing that my name will live on forever.

Mmm-hmm.

Last night,
behind those very shrubs, Congressman Michael Gara

was arrested for engaging
in a lewd act with two male prostitutes.

Ironically,
this comes just hours

after the park was renamed
in honor of local humanitarian, Jack Gallo.

Jack Gallo Park will be
a place where man can be accepted with open arms.

A place where people
come as strangers, and leave as friends.

According to sources,
the park is a hotbed for this particular type of act,

which local prostitutes
now refer to as a "Gallo Sandwich."

* Life keeps bringing me
back to you

* Keeps bringing me home

* It don't matter
what I wanna do

* 'Cause it's got
a mind of its own

* Life keeps bringing me
back to you *

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