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Why do you have a camera?
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I don't know why
I can't find anyone.
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The camera doesn't
lie, or does it?
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Recording this just in
case something happens to me.
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Someone must have seen this.
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It's completely out of order.
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Stop it!
Who's a killer!
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Who's a killer!
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You want some of this?
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Who's a killer!
You're a killer.
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Always have the camera.
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It's too bad there
wasn't a camera around
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when you needed one, right?
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Ooh!
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Turn the camera off!
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I think you should
put the camera down.
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No, no!
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What's on the tape, man?
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When I get back,
I'll check the tapes.
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♪ Move everybody
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♪ Come on, let it shine
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♪ Move everybody
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♪ I'm not your kind, your type
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Hi, you've reached.
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I can't get to my phone,
but if you leave a message,
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I will probably call you back.
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♪ Not going back
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Hi, you've reached.
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I can't get to my phone,
but if you leave a message,
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I will probably call you back.
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♪ Dare see the rage inside you
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♪ Together we fly
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♪ Rise to stand up,
defy everything ♪
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♪ In your sick life
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Hi, you've reached.
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I can't get to my phone,
but if you leave a message,
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I will probably call you back.
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Okay, no, I'm totally
gonna call you back.
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Fuck, dude!
No, no!
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What are you doing, stop
it, stop it, God, no!
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Okay?
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Hi, I am Steve.
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And I just got this camera,
so I'm now going to be
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videotaping stuff in my life
and, you know, on my blog.
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Okay, that was stupid.
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This right here,
though, very serious.
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It's my rubber band ball.
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Steven, you got those
files ready for me?
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Uh.
What are you,
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what are you doing?
Nothing, no...
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Oh, wow, there is Jenna.
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Go to my house.
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Oh, yeah, right.
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You have no chance, dude.
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Lunch?
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Let's get a
little better look here.
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Don't you dare...
Ah, oh...
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Steve?
Oh, uh...
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What are you doing?
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Nothing.
Were you just filming me?
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No, I, look,
I didn't just film you.
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Gross.
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Whoo, all right,
okay, let's get the lights.
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Let's check out the
beautiful view right here.
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Oh, fuck, there you are.
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Let me get a little tighter.
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She's gonna love me.
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♪ You're higher
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♪ Together we rise
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♪ Rise to the sky and
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What the fuck are you doing?
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Get outta here.
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Right.
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Okay, so more about me.
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Let's see, I, uh, I was born
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in the Midwest,
Wisconsin, to be exact.
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Moved to the big city,
kinda lost the accent.
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Yeah, I just, I don't know.
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I couldn't do a small town
for the rest of my life.
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I needed to see
what was out there.
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So here I am.
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Um, yeah, people back home,
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I don't know, I guess I was
considered the nice guy.
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I used to have
this crush on this girl.
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Oh, man, blonde hair, blue-eyed.
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Ah, typical, of course.
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Yeah, I used to ride my bike
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up and down her block
every single day.
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I mean, I don't
know what I was thinking.
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It's not like she was gonna
run outside and see me
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and wanna jump on me and make
mad sex, you know?
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Tell everyone at
school about it.
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It's interesting, though.
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Did I wanna have sex with her
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or did I want everyone at school
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to know that I had sex with her?
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Whoa, this is weird.
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Wow, I turn the camera
on and all of a sudden,
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the truth comes out.
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Okay, I'm gonna have to
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edit this down a little bit.
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I this way.
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Record.
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Record, you shit.
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Here is my ex-girlfriend, Kris.
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Stop it,
don't give me that face.
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Stop, okay, really?
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I know how we can make this
a lot more interesting.
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And that is Rick's idea of art.
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Yeah, enough said, really.
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Okay, oh, wow, this
is a cool shot.
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Down here we have
an awesome banner.
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Aw, geez!
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Okay, you ruined my shot.
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What are you doing?
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What's this for, dude?
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Let me get in it, can I be
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in your movie?
Okay, everybody,
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this is my asshole
roommate Rick.
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Say hi, Rick.
Hi, Rick.
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Inspired.
Thank you.
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Here, get out of my
way, I'm trying to...
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Come on.
I'm trying to shoot here.
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I could help.
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Come here, Steve.
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Here it is, Stevis Ovarius Rex.
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Rarely is it ever seen
out in the daylight,
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but luckily, he's
chosen a park area
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where other mates won't see
him and rightfully mock him
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for the poor performance...
Hey, give me that!
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Geez, come on, dude, jerk!
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Oh.
Great, great,
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you probably broke it.
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Me, I was the
one lunging for it.
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Aw, fuck.
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Sorry, but...
Don't worry about it.
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The red light's still on,
it's probably fine, see?
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Look at that, she's
coming right down here.
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Look at that.
Good morning.
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Yeah, good morning is right.
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Ooh, ooh, okay,
hold this, gotta go.
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What, oh, yeah, right!
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She's so outta
your league, Rick.
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Ah, yours, maybe, mine?
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No, got this.
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Okay, I'll...
Excuse me,
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coming through.
Just be here.
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Oh, shit!
Oh, my God,
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what a douche.
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I'm good, could you just...
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Tell me that doesn't work.
Hand?
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Wow, sorry, I didn't...
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Did I hurt you?
No way.
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I was just trying to...
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♪ You want this,
do you want this ♪
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♪ Gun show, welcome
to the gun show ♪
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♪ Huh, huh, huh, huh
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♪ I see there, I
see there, huh ♪
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Rick, goddammit,
get out of here.
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Oh, my firm's Christmas party.
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Oh, no, look who it is.
Oh.
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Oh, what's this?
Smile, kids.
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You're on Candid Camera.
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This is shit he's
recording for his weblog.
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Uh-huh, and who's
interested in that?
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That's what I said,
thank you, Brenda.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
a lot of people
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are doing stuff like this.
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It's not, like, weird.
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Instead of working, right?
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Oh!
No!
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No, Rick...
You don't know what's in...
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Rick, Rick!
Thank you.
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There he is, kids,
the party animal.
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It's Steve.
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He's a low level executive
in his early 20s.
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He's got a medium
five-figure salary
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and just six payments left
on a '91 Nissan Stanza.
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It's a beautiful ride, girls.
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Come on down, he's
a one-drink wonder.
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He's into aggressive sex...
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Fuck you, man.
And he likes to watch.
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Just give me the camera back.
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No, no, no, no, no.
Just give me it back.
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You do not know
what's interesting.
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I didn't know where you went.
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Miss me, hmm?
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I missed you, come here.
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Come here.
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I said come here.
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It'll be so much fun.
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I promise it'll be so much fun.
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Yeah, it's all fun
and games, Steve,
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until someone gets hurt.
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It's all fun and games, Steve,
until someone gets hurt.
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I'll make it worth your while.
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Oh.
Mm-hmm.
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Your yearly review,
how do you think you did?
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I think I did okay.
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Didn't I?
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I've seen better, a lot better.
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In fact, I'd go as far as to say
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that a review of your
performance over this past year
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is not impressive at all.
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So I'm fired.
No, I didn't say that.
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But you're going to.
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Your performance was average.
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We don't fire anyone for
average, at least not initially.
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Look, Steven, I know you
wanna be a junior in training,
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and for now your data
entry work is great.
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It's keeping the company
running, but, uh,
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your behavior at work is a
completely different matter.
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What do you mean?
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People seem to be concerned
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about your personality.
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You've had complaints.
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People just aren't
comfortable being around you.
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It actually scares them.
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What?
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That.
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You know I can't tell you that.
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Aren't comfortable around me.
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What's wrong with me?
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I can't be the worst person
in the office, surely.
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What about Rick?
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No, everybody likes Rick.
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So you're gonna fire me.
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No, but this has to change.
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How do I change it?
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I don't know, find
a way, ask Rick.
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Okay, thank you,
Mr. McGavin.
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Busted, shit.
Give me my camera, Rick.
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Hate it when this happens.
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Don't be an asshole.
Hi, Jenna, oof!
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Give me my camera!
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You are such an asshole.
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No, people like me.
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You know, I don't, I don't
know why I can't find anyone.
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I always feel like I'm
the outsider, you know?
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Like there's always,
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everyone else seems to be
able to do it just fine,
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but I've never got it.
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I don't know how they do it.
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I just feel like I'm, like,
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two degrees off, you know?
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I need to find somebody,
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someone who likes me.
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Oh, God, I feel sick,
this is pathetic.
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Right.
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Then who invited you?
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I crashed.
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What do you do here?
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Oh, well, um, I'm a lawyer.
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Well, a junior in training.
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I do a lot of the
after-hours paperwork,
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but when I'm really
lucky, they give me
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the cases they can't
be bothered with,
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so, come on.
Nice.
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00:17:47,862 --> 00:17:49,412
I'm a junior in training, too.
261
00:17:49,413 --> 00:17:51,964
Oh, nice.
Yeah, if I stick in there
262
00:17:51,965 --> 00:17:53,412
long enough, they
might give me my own...
263
00:17:54,517 --> 00:17:55,826
Want a ride?
No, no, no, I'm good.
264
00:17:55,827 --> 00:17:57,102
You sure?
I'm good, yeah, yeah, yeah.
265
00:17:57,103 --> 00:17:58,343
Even...
266
00:17:58,344 --> 00:18:00,688
Absolutely, okay.
Okay, have fun.
267
00:18:00,689 --> 00:18:04,205
What are you, what, are you...
268
00:18:04,206 --> 00:18:05,034
Uh...
What are you
269
00:18:05,035 --> 00:18:06,309
doing with that?
270
00:18:06,310 --> 00:18:09,274
I am, this is kind
of a hobby of mine.
271
00:18:09,275 --> 00:18:11,447
I like to document
things, especially
272
00:18:11,448 --> 00:18:12,930
the beautiful things.
273
00:18:12,931 --> 00:18:17,585
And honestly, I think
that perhaps this might be
274
00:18:17,586 --> 00:18:20,413
the beginning of a beautiful
relationship.
275
00:18:21,586 --> 00:18:24,205
I should really be
creeped out right now.
276
00:18:24,206 --> 00:18:26,275
Oh, wow, look at that necklace.
277
00:18:27,275 --> 00:18:28,275
Oh.
That's gorgeous.
278
00:18:28,276 --> 00:18:29,792
Oh, thank you.
279
00:18:29,793 --> 00:18:32,413
It's, um, St. Christopher,
the patron,
280
00:18:33,620 --> 00:18:35,102
Lord's prayer.
281
00:18:35,103 --> 00:18:36,309
Hey, Miss Salazar, happy
Christmas.
282
00:18:36,310 --> 00:18:38,861
Hey, merry Christmas to you.
283
00:18:38,862 --> 00:18:40,723
Watch out for the drink,
you gotta drive tonight.
284
00:18:40,724 --> 00:18:44,171
Oh, yeah, thanks, I'm
okay, merry Christmas.
285
00:18:44,172 --> 00:18:46,343
Can I get your name?
286
00:18:46,344 --> 00:18:47,551
Please?
287
00:18:49,206 --> 00:18:50,034
Vanessa.
288
00:18:57,103 --> 00:19:01,757
I must be desperate.
289
00:19:01,758 --> 00:19:03,343
Just so you know,
I don't normally
290
00:19:03,344 --> 00:19:06,896
bring stalkers with
cameras into my house.
291
00:19:07,862 --> 00:19:09,861
You are harmless, aren't you?
292
00:19:09,862 --> 00:19:12,999
Oh, thanks, thanks a lot.
293
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,240
I'm just playing.
294
00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:17,171
Oh, you're so pretty.
295
00:19:17,172 --> 00:19:19,620
Can I give you a kiss?
296
00:19:21,482 --> 00:19:22,310
Yeah.
297
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,516
Okay, film me.
298
00:19:42,517 --> 00:19:44,309
Really?
Why do anything
299
00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:45,723
if it's not on camera, right?
300
00:19:47,724 --> 00:19:52,724
I mean, alcohol makes me do
things I wouldn't normally do.
301
00:19:53,862 --> 00:19:54,793
Don't you want to find
out what they are?
302
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:58,862
Yes, yes, I would.
303
00:20:03,241 --> 00:20:05,137
Mom, who's that?
Oh.
304
00:20:08,034 --> 00:20:12,757
Um...
I'm Steve, and you are?
305
00:20:12,758 --> 00:20:13,586
Erin.
306
00:20:15,413 --> 00:20:17,551
Erin, cool.
307
00:20:19,206 --> 00:20:20,586
Why do you have a camera?
308
00:20:21,758 --> 00:20:23,205
I'm making a movie about my life
309
00:20:23,206 --> 00:20:24,861
and your mommy's in it.
310
00:20:24,862 --> 00:20:27,205
Can I be in it?
311
00:20:27,206 --> 00:20:28,757
You already are.
312
00:20:28,758 --> 00:20:30,931
Come on, Hun, let's get
you tucked back into bed.
313
00:20:42,310 --> 00:20:45,895
Sorry about that, um...
314
00:20:45,896 --> 00:20:47,586
Where were we?
315
00:20:51,103 --> 00:20:52,068
Ideas.
316
00:20:52,069 --> 00:20:54,206
Well, for instance, you.
317
00:21:16,310 --> 00:21:18,826
I know what you've done, Steve.
318
00:21:18,827 --> 00:21:23,827
I have seen the tape, this tape,
and the camera doesn't lie.
319
00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:25,413
Or does it, dah dah dam!
320
00:21:28,137 --> 00:21:29,379
What am I supposed to do?
321
00:21:30,758 --> 00:21:32,724
Flip a coin,
consult the I Ching?
322
00:21:34,896 --> 00:21:38,482
You know I do happen to like
your life better than mine.
323
00:21:40,448 --> 00:21:42,517
Should I stop you
and take it over?
324
00:21:44,724 --> 00:21:49,447
Tough choice, what do you
think, fellow bloggers?
325
00:21:49,448 --> 00:21:51,172
You think I could
get away with it?
326
00:21:52,448 --> 00:21:56,965
The fate of your world, ooh!
327
00:22:01,068 --> 00:22:02,000
It's heads.
328
00:22:20,310 --> 00:22:21,137
Hello?
329
00:22:53,689 --> 00:22:55,343
I didn't give you that.
330
00:22:55,344 --> 00:22:56,757
I know, I got it
from your neighbor.
331
00:22:56,758 --> 00:22:58,343
I didn't think you'd mind.
Are you crazy?
332
00:22:58,344 --> 00:22:59,895
I didn't think you'd mind.
333
00:22:59,896 --> 00:23:04,862
What, babe, babe, babe,
where are you going?
334
00:23:05,724 --> 00:23:07,205
I'm going away from you.
335
00:23:07,206 --> 00:23:08,723
Honey...
You know,
336
00:23:08,724 --> 00:23:10,274
this boyfriend-girlfriend
thing is really starting
337
00:23:10,275 --> 00:23:11,448
to piss me off.
338
00:23:12,862 --> 00:23:14,378
What, are you
trying to kill me, kill me?
339
00:23:16,344 --> 00:23:18,999
Oh.
340
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,516
Now why would I wanna do that?
341
00:23:21,517 --> 00:23:23,068
I don't know.
342
00:23:24,310 --> 00:23:26,724
You are, ugh!
I am not.
343
00:23:27,655 --> 00:23:29,412
I would never do such a thing.
344
00:23:29,413 --> 00:23:31,206
What kind of person
would do that?
345
00:23:33,448 --> 00:23:34,999
Mm.
346
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:35,931
Hello.
347
00:23:35,932 --> 00:23:37,240
Rick, what are you doing here?
348
00:23:37,241 --> 00:23:38,792
I always come here.
349
00:23:38,793 --> 00:23:42,930
You are the stalker, remember?
350
00:23:42,931 --> 00:23:45,274
Rick, Vanessa, Vanessa, Rick.
351
00:23:45,275 --> 00:23:46,516
Why, hello.
352
00:23:46,517 --> 00:23:47,413
Nice to meet you.
353
00:23:47,414 --> 00:23:49,136
Jinx.
Double jinx.
354
00:23:49,137 --> 00:23:50,895
You can't double jinx me.
355
00:23:50,896 --> 00:23:51,999
I just did, what are
you gonna do about it?
356
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,102
Oh, you will see.
357
00:23:53,103 --> 00:23:55,550
I will, huh?
Yes.
358
00:23:55,551 --> 00:23:56,517
She's pretty cool.
359
00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:58,205
Yeah, yeah, let's go.
360
00:23:58,206 --> 00:23:59,343
Why, thank you, sir.
361
00:23:59,344 --> 00:24:00,930
Why, no, no, no, thank you.
362
00:24:00,931 --> 00:24:02,205
Double jinx.
363
00:24:02,206 --> 00:24:03,034
Uh, you can't double jinx.
364
00:24:03,035 --> 00:24:04,378
That's not how it works.
365
00:24:04,379 --> 00:24:05,964
See, we have to say
something at the...
366
00:24:05,965 --> 00:24:07,033
Same time, jinx!
367
00:24:07,034 --> 00:24:08,550
Oh, I got you!
Oh!
368
00:24:08,551 --> 00:24:10,274
Okay, guys, you
guys are being really...
369
00:24:10,275 --> 00:24:11,723
Stupid?
Jinx!
370
00:24:11,724 --> 00:24:14,826
Ugh.
371
00:24:14,827 --> 00:24:16,240
She's all right.
372
00:24:16,241 --> 00:24:17,137
Thank you.
Yeah.
373
00:24:17,138 --> 00:24:18,827
Yeah, so, um,
374
00:24:20,137 --> 00:24:21,619
yeah.
You know,
375
00:24:21,620 --> 00:24:23,033
we have kind of a strange
connection, you and I.
376
00:24:23,034 --> 00:24:24,102
We do, I think we do.
Interesting,
377
00:24:24,103 --> 00:24:25,999
don't you think so, Steve?
378
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,585
Just a little.
No, actually, I don't.
379
00:24:28,586 --> 00:24:29,826
A little...
I think you guys
380
00:24:29,827 --> 00:24:31,343
are being really
weird and stupid.
381
00:24:31,344 --> 00:24:32,792
I know, it's true, what
are you gonna do about it?
382
00:24:32,793 --> 00:24:34,274
Yeah, you gonna actually
put down the camera
383
00:24:34,275 --> 00:24:35,999
and run after us there?
No way.
384
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,654
I tell him that all the
time and he never really,
385
00:24:37,655 --> 00:24:38,861
can't keep up with me ever.
386
00:24:38,862 --> 00:24:40,412
He doesn't listen.
387
00:24:40,413 --> 00:24:42,240
He's very competitive.
He is.
388
00:24:42,241 --> 00:24:43,378
Wow, really.
And yet I always
389
00:24:43,379 --> 00:24:44,619
seem to beat him.
Me, too.
390
00:24:44,620 --> 00:24:47,171
Funny that, huh, huh.
Interesting, mm-hmm.
391
00:24:47,172 --> 00:24:48,999
Okay, you guys
are being really stupid.
392
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,550
You've said.
Oh, you know what?
393
00:24:50,551 --> 00:24:51,517
What?
I think I can take you
394
00:24:51,518 --> 00:24:53,067
in a race, ah!
Oh, you can't.
395
00:24:53,068 --> 00:24:54,481
I can, I can...
What, huh, huh?
396
00:24:56,275 --> 00:24:57,585
Where are you guys going?
397
00:24:57,586 --> 00:24:58,861
Wait, you guys!
398
00:24:58,862 --> 00:25:00,757
Winner!
399
00:25:00,758 --> 00:25:02,378
Winner, I crossed that line...
400
00:25:05,379 --> 00:25:08,205
Hey, what are
you doing up on this floor?
401
00:25:08,206 --> 00:25:09,103
Oh, nothing.
402
00:25:10,620 --> 00:25:13,619
You shouldn't have!
403
00:25:13,620 --> 00:25:14,448
Uh.
404
00:25:14,449 --> 00:25:17,067
Ooh.
405
00:25:17,068 --> 00:25:18,586
I didn't, Jenna.
406
00:25:20,517 --> 00:25:21,826
Nice card.
407
00:25:21,827 --> 00:25:23,999
Sorry, Jenna,
you missed your chance.
408
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,619
Oh, in your dreams.
409
00:25:26,620 --> 00:25:28,620
Whatever, you'll be back.
410
00:25:32,517 --> 00:25:33,344
Wow.
411
00:25:38,206 --> 00:25:41,516
Okay, everybody, this is
my Valentine's message
412
00:25:41,517 --> 00:25:45,792
to all of you, and for
all the ladies out there,
413
00:25:45,793 --> 00:25:49,344
Jenna included, I'm taken.
414
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,275
Happy Valentine's Day.
415
00:25:56,379 --> 00:25:57,793
Hey, baby.
416
00:25:59,448 --> 00:26:00,379
These are for you.
417
00:26:01,551 --> 00:26:03,965
I love you, I love you.
418
00:26:05,517 --> 00:26:08,206
Okay, all right, let's
do this for real.
419
00:26:10,103 --> 00:26:12,000
All right, there, okay.
420
00:26:17,827 --> 00:26:19,412
Excuse me, sir?
421
00:26:19,413 --> 00:26:22,895
Sir, did you check
in at the console?
422
00:26:22,896 --> 00:26:24,136
Oh.
Did you check in with,
423
00:26:24,137 --> 00:26:25,586
sir, hey, sir!
424
00:26:27,517 --> 00:26:28,757
Ah,
425
00:26:28,758 --> 00:26:30,171
I'm a hopeless romantic.
426
00:26:30,172 --> 00:26:32,344
Sir, hey, sir!
427
00:26:34,068 --> 00:26:37,378
She's gonna be so surprised.
428
00:26:37,379 --> 00:26:38,827
Okay, here we go.
429
00:26:53,103 --> 00:26:56,136
Hey, hey, stop right
there, stop right...
430
00:26:58,137 --> 00:27:01,136
Jeff...
431
00:27:01,137 --> 00:27:02,861
Vanessa.
432
00:27:02,862 --> 00:27:06,862
Ooh, oh, fuck.
433
00:27:10,172 --> 00:27:11,000
Amor.
434
00:27:17,068 --> 00:27:18,931
Hey, am I doing this right?
435
00:27:20,862 --> 00:27:22,102
Is the red light on?
436
00:27:22,103 --> 00:27:26,000
Mm, mm-hmm,
come on, smile for me.
437
00:27:28,551 --> 00:27:31,275
What, you don't like it when
the camera's on you, huh?
438
00:27:32,896 --> 00:27:34,585
No, it's not that.
439
00:27:34,586 --> 00:27:35,689
Then what?
440
00:27:37,517 --> 00:27:41,240
Nothing, I, uh, it's just
been one of those days, babe.
441
00:27:41,241 --> 00:27:43,412
Oh, I'm sorry.
442
00:27:43,413 --> 00:27:45,931
Here, this will cheer you up.
443
00:27:47,068 --> 00:27:49,551
But wait, wait,
I wanna get this.
444
00:27:55,137 --> 00:27:56,378
Perfect.
445
00:27:56,379 --> 00:27:59,757
Mm.
Okay, go on, open it.
446
00:27:59,758 --> 00:28:02,895
Okay.
447
00:28:02,896 --> 00:28:06,448
Happy Valentine's Day.
448
00:28:07,896 --> 00:28:09,964
See, he can keep an eye on
you when I'm not around.
449
00:28:09,965 --> 00:28:11,240
Thanks, honey.
450
00:28:11,241 --> 00:28:13,344
So are you gonna
tell me what was wrong?
451
00:28:16,586 --> 00:28:17,413
Uh.
452
00:28:22,344 --> 00:28:24,067
Mm, I missed you, too.
453
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,205
Is Erin in her room?
454
00:28:30,206 --> 00:28:31,896
No, she's with her dad, Jeff.
455
00:28:35,793 --> 00:28:37,930
Mm, oh.
456
00:28:37,931 --> 00:28:39,000
You are such a wimp.
457
00:28:41,241 --> 00:28:42,724
Vanessa.
Yeah.
458
00:28:46,068 --> 00:28:47,724
I know you been talking to Jeff.
459
00:28:50,275 --> 00:28:51,241
How do you know that?
460
00:28:52,689 --> 00:28:53,792
Were you trying
to hide it from me?
461
00:28:53,793 --> 00:28:54,964
How would you know that?
462
00:28:54,965 --> 00:28:56,240
Have you been me?
463
00:28:56,241 --> 00:28:57,585
Are you trying
to hide it from me?
464
00:28:57,586 --> 00:28:58,792
Just back off.
I'm done.
465
00:28:58,793 --> 00:29:01,102
Oh, hey there.
466
00:29:01,103 --> 00:29:01,965
Hi.
467
00:29:04,724 --> 00:29:05,827
Oh, wow.
468
00:29:09,827 --> 00:29:11,654
Baby, you look sexy.
469
00:29:11,655 --> 00:29:14,550
Yeah, are you
feeling better now?
470
00:29:14,551 --> 00:29:16,827
Yeah, I feel a lot better now.
471
00:29:19,655 --> 00:29:24,481
Mm, I think you should
put the camera down.
472
00:29:24,482 --> 00:29:26,585
Really?
Yeah, really.
473
00:29:26,586 --> 00:29:30,585
Why, baby, hmm?
474
00:29:30,586 --> 00:29:32,550
'Cause you need your hands free.
475
00:29:32,551 --> 00:29:34,723
I think you're right.
476
00:29:34,724 --> 00:29:36,413
Yeah.
Yeah.
477
00:29:39,482 --> 00:29:42,274
Sh.
478
00:30:00,034 --> 00:30:01,861
Asshole!
Oh, I'm a fucking asshole?
479
00:30:01,862 --> 00:30:04,102
Yeah, you're a fucking asshole.
480
00:30:04,103 --> 00:30:05,343
How would you know that?
481
00:30:05,344 --> 00:30:07,481
That's none of your business.
482
00:30:07,482 --> 00:30:08,654
No, it is my business.
483
00:30:08,655 --> 00:30:10,619
You're my girlfriend, right?
484
00:30:10,620 --> 00:30:11,861
What are you doing, fucking him?
485
00:30:11,862 --> 00:30:14,619
He's the father of my child,
486
00:30:14,620 --> 00:30:16,136
and that is none
of your business.
487
00:30:16,137 --> 00:30:18,343
I have to talk to him.
488
00:30:18,344 --> 00:30:20,688
How do you know that?
489
00:30:20,689 --> 00:30:23,102
Fuck you, you've been
following me, fuck you!
490
00:30:23,103 --> 00:30:24,309
No, you know what, fuck you!
491
00:30:24,310 --> 00:30:25,999
I needed to know and now I know.
492
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,412
You don't need to know shit.
493
00:30:27,413 --> 00:30:28,861
I'm my own person.
494
00:30:28,862 --> 00:30:32,103
Oh, you know what,
just go, just fucking go.
495
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,068
My relationship with
Vanessa is over.
496
00:30:37,862 --> 00:30:39,068
It's dead.
497
00:30:41,586 --> 00:30:45,792
You know, I read somewhere
that the death of something
498
00:30:45,793 --> 00:30:47,620
is the rebirth of
something else.
499
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,034
You think that's true?
500
00:30:53,655 --> 00:30:56,310
I don't know whether
to believe that or not.
501
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:00,965
I don't really care.
502
00:31:04,448 --> 00:31:09,413
And to be honest,
I'm afraid of death.
503
00:31:12,241 --> 00:31:14,172
It might seem kinda weird, but,
504
00:31:20,931 --> 00:31:25,447
you know, people say that
everything comes from your soul.
505
00:31:25,448 --> 00:31:26,275
What soul?
506
00:31:28,172 --> 00:31:30,172
You live, you die.
507
00:31:33,068 --> 00:31:34,034
What else is there?
508
00:31:39,344 --> 00:31:43,965
And I remember when I was a
little kid I broke my hand.
509
00:31:45,517 --> 00:31:48,000
I went to the doctor's
office and saw the x-ray.
510
00:31:51,896 --> 00:31:54,034
And I saw my bones, just bones,
511
00:31:59,827 --> 00:32:01,517
as if from that
point on, I just,
512
00:32:05,206 --> 00:32:08,413
I realized how fragile
513
00:32:10,758 --> 00:32:15,758
life is and how anyone
can die at any moment.
514
00:32:17,896 --> 00:32:20,586
It's the scariest
thing in the world.
515
00:32:22,413 --> 00:32:23,758
You can't control it.
516
00:32:24,793 --> 00:32:26,172
No one can control it.
517
00:32:30,620 --> 00:32:31,689
And I'm scared.
518
00:32:35,586 --> 00:32:39,171
I'm truly scared and I
don't know, I don't know
519
00:32:39,172 --> 00:32:42,896
what to do about that, 'cause
I have no control over it.
520
00:32:47,793 --> 00:32:52,655
At least I'm scared,
at least I feel something.
521
00:32:57,655 --> 00:33:00,067
No one is
available to answer this call.
522
00:33:00,068 --> 00:33:02,309
Please leave a message.
523
00:33:04,862 --> 00:33:06,620
Hi, Jeff.
524
00:33:19,103 --> 00:33:21,999
Vanessa, listen,
I know you're there.
525
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,103
I can see you.
526
00:33:27,724 --> 00:33:29,206
There he is.
527
00:33:30,620 --> 00:33:33,000
All right, it's on.
528
00:33:34,137 --> 00:33:35,343
Rick, turn it off.
529
00:33:35,344 --> 00:33:39,067
No, no, camera
stays on, my friend.
530
00:33:39,068 --> 00:33:40,344
You know the rules.
531
00:33:41,931 --> 00:33:43,102
Can't you just hide it again?
532
00:33:43,103 --> 00:33:46,205
No, you would see that coming
533
00:33:46,206 --> 00:33:47,034
and use that.
534
00:33:49,275 --> 00:33:51,068
We're good, how ya doing?
535
00:33:52,344 --> 00:33:54,205
I'd be better if you
left me the hell alone.
536
00:33:54,206 --> 00:33:59,136
Wow, that's some real live
emotion there, folks, unedited
537
00:33:59,137 --> 00:34:03,585
on today's show, the Broken
Hearts Club with Steve.
538
00:34:03,586 --> 00:34:07,550
So tell us, your girlfriend's
ex is back in the picture
539
00:34:07,551 --> 00:34:10,723
and your jealousy
screwed it up, right?
540
00:34:10,724 --> 00:34:12,586
No.
Yes.
541
00:34:14,034 --> 00:34:16,793
This from the guy who can't
gracefully lose at Monopoly.
542
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,965
Come on, dude, it's me.
543
00:34:20,931 --> 00:34:24,344
No, listen, she screwed it up.
544
00:34:25,551 --> 00:34:27,723
Okay, all right, then.
545
00:34:27,724 --> 00:34:30,550
Well, you know how we're
gonna get over that one?
546
00:34:30,551 --> 00:34:31,861
No, but I bet you'll tell me.
547
00:34:31,862 --> 00:34:32,827
Oh, but I will.
548
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,723
You gotta get back
on that horse, man.
549
00:34:35,724 --> 00:34:37,447
You gotta go fuck somebody else.
550
00:34:37,448 --> 00:34:39,136
I'm serious.
551
00:34:39,137 --> 00:34:40,034
Yeah, like who?
552
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,655
Eh, I hear Jenna's available.
553
00:34:44,310 --> 00:34:45,412
Oh, here.
554
00:34:45,413 --> 00:34:47,378
That's funny, great plan.
555
00:34:47,379 --> 00:34:48,965
Or Barton.
556
00:34:50,448 --> 00:34:51,757
Who's Barton?
557
00:34:51,758 --> 00:34:53,274
Girl we met in the park.
558
00:34:53,275 --> 00:34:55,412
Oh, no, the girl
I met in the park.
559
00:34:55,413 --> 00:34:58,136
You were too slow
doing your shy thing.
560
00:34:58,137 --> 00:34:59,619
Whatever, dude.
'Cause that works.
561
00:34:59,620 --> 00:35:03,895
Seriously, seriously, as I
see it, you have two options.
562
00:35:03,896 --> 00:35:05,895
One, the park.
563
00:35:05,896 --> 00:35:08,654
For what little I know about
Barton, she likes to jog.
564
00:35:08,655 --> 00:35:11,447
She is sexy as all
hell, and dare I say it,
565
00:35:11,448 --> 00:35:15,930
she's actually nice, which
means you got a shot,
566
00:35:15,931 --> 00:35:17,826
which you better
take really fast,
567
00:35:17,827 --> 00:35:19,688
because I will run
out and tap that ass.
568
00:35:19,689 --> 00:35:21,793
This is my one offer,
take it or leave it.
569
00:35:23,103 --> 00:35:23,931
Or?
570
00:35:25,551 --> 00:35:30,551
Or you track down
this ex-husband
571
00:35:31,758 --> 00:35:34,102
and you wait 'til
you got him alone,
572
00:35:34,103 --> 00:35:36,586
then you bash his head in
with a fuckin' crowbar.
573
00:35:40,517 --> 00:35:44,310
That's just option
two, and I was kidding
574
00:35:45,965 --> 00:35:47,965
should the authorities
ever get this tape.
575
00:35:53,137 --> 00:35:55,585
No one is
available to answer this call.
576
00:35:55,586 --> 00:35:57,723
Please leave a message.
577
00:35:57,724 --> 00:36:00,930
Vanessa, listen,
I know you're there.
578
00:36:00,931 --> 00:36:02,000
I can see you.
579
00:36:03,275 --> 00:36:05,379
This is the third
message I've left today.
580
00:36:06,931 --> 00:36:08,826
Ah, you're such a
fucking bitch, you know?
581
00:36:08,827 --> 00:36:10,034
I know you're seeing him.
582
00:36:11,482 --> 00:36:13,896
I know you're seeing him,
how dare you do that to me!
583
00:36:16,034 --> 00:36:18,827
Steven, my office.
584
00:36:22,862 --> 00:36:23,999
Fuck.
585
00:36:27,862 --> 00:36:28,689
Best of luck.
586
00:36:30,689 --> 00:36:31,517
Thanks.
587
00:36:37,172 --> 00:36:39,585
Oh, big fucking joke, huh?
588
00:36:39,586 --> 00:36:42,033
I just got fired, you happy?
589
00:36:42,034 --> 00:36:44,999
Dude, Rick, come on.
590
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,412
Come on, wait, look.
591
00:36:46,413 --> 00:36:48,481
I bet right now is the
best time to ask Jenna out.
592
00:36:48,482 --> 00:36:51,309
There's no way she'd
turn you down right now.
593
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,309
Fuck all you guys.
594
00:36:58,310 --> 00:36:59,931
You can keep the goddamn camera.
595
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:08,136
I'm done with this.
596
00:37:08,137 --> 00:37:11,241
I'm done, I'm not
posting any more blogs.
597
00:37:14,931 --> 00:37:16,103
And to you, Vanessa?
598
00:37:17,206 --> 00:37:20,586
Fuck you, fuck you, too, Jeff.
599
00:38:04,482 --> 00:38:07,585
♪ So rise
600
00:38:07,586 --> 00:38:09,688
♪ To dare see the
rage inside you ♪
601
00:38:11,068 --> 00:38:13,000
What, dude, what the?
602
00:38:39,172 --> 00:38:42,274
So you're gonna show it to
our grandkids or something?
603
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:57,000
Hey, hey, stop right
there, stop right.
604
00:38:58,551 --> 00:39:01,102
Look...
605
00:40:21,034 --> 00:40:22,102
Oh, shit!
Caught you.
606
00:40:22,103 --> 00:40:23,999
Mother...
You son of a bitch.
607
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:25,895
I caught you.
Get the fuck off,
608
00:40:25,896 --> 00:40:27,757
you shit.
609
00:40:27,758 --> 00:40:30,205
God, God, shit.
610
00:40:30,206 --> 00:40:33,792
Steve, Steve, Jesus, man, relax!
611
00:40:33,793 --> 00:40:34,861
What the fuck is wrong with you?
612
00:40:34,862 --> 00:40:36,137
Dude, dude.
613
00:40:38,793 --> 00:40:41,516
Damn it, I got a hurt shoulder.
614
00:40:41,517 --> 00:40:42,310
You okay?
615
00:40:43,344 --> 00:40:44,724
No, I'm not okay.
616
00:40:45,965 --> 00:40:48,136
I have a hurt shoulder
and you made it worse.
617
00:40:48,137 --> 00:40:50,309
Sorry.
The fuck got into you, man?
618
00:40:50,310 --> 00:40:53,550
Dude, I was fucking around, man.
619
00:40:53,551 --> 00:40:55,136
Little advice, next time
you walk into a room,
620
00:40:55,137 --> 00:40:56,724
make sure you look around first.
621
00:40:58,034 --> 00:40:59,343
Man, you look like shit.
622
00:40:59,344 --> 00:41:01,861
Yeah, so do you.
623
00:41:01,862 --> 00:41:03,654
Really, what happened to you?
624
00:41:03,655 --> 00:41:05,585
I fell, you?
625
00:41:05,586 --> 00:41:06,413
I fell.
626
00:41:07,896 --> 00:41:09,896
Okay.
Okay.
627
00:41:11,241 --> 00:41:12,241
Tell me something.
628
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:18,102
When you fell, you
have a camera on you?
629
00:41:18,103 --> 00:41:19,792
Give me my fucking camera.
630
00:41:19,793 --> 00:41:22,964
You always have
the camera on you, right?
631
00:41:22,965 --> 00:41:24,516
Always have the camera.
632
00:41:24,517 --> 00:41:25,999
Get the fuck out of my way.
633
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,310
What's on the tape, man?
634
00:41:30,206 --> 00:41:31,964
Oh, wow.
635
00:41:33,689 --> 00:41:35,655
That's cute.
636
00:41:36,793 --> 00:41:38,586
Jenna, come here
and check this out.
637
00:41:39,655 --> 00:41:42,895
Here she come.
Come here, mm!
638
00:41:42,896 --> 00:41:44,619
I wanna show...
639
00:41:44,620 --> 00:41:46,964
over here.
640
00:41:46,965 --> 00:41:49,586
This is the best,
this is absolutely classic.
641
00:41:55,413 --> 00:41:57,033
Oh!
642
00:41:57,034 --> 00:41:58,378
You remember that?
643
00:41:58,379 --> 00:41:59,275
What are you guys watching?
644
00:41:59,276 --> 00:42:00,516
That was awesome.
645
00:42:01,827 --> 00:42:04,275
It's all fun and games
until someone gets hurt.
646
00:42:05,655 --> 00:42:08,516
Watch your back, I'm smarter
than you think, Rick.
647
00:42:08,517 --> 00:42:10,826
I'm smarter than
you think, Rick.
648
00:42:10,827 --> 00:42:14,689
Oh, whatever, come on,
it's a joke, it's a joke!
649
00:42:15,689 --> 00:42:18,274
Grow up, oh, come on.
650
00:42:18,275 --> 00:42:20,481
Okay, check this part out...
651
00:42:20,482 --> 00:42:21,688
Just feel like I'm
652
00:42:21,689 --> 00:42:22,482
the outsider.
Make sure you're
653
00:42:22,482 --> 00:42:23,379
getting this, Brenda.
654
00:42:23,380 --> 00:42:24,412
Ah, yep, yep.
Oh, wow.
655
00:42:24,413 --> 00:42:26,171
Uh-huh.
Getting it.
656
00:42:26,172 --> 00:42:28,792
Rick, this is great.
That's so cruel, man.
657
00:42:28,793 --> 00:42:31,067
I mean, he was fired
because of crap like this.
658
00:42:31,068 --> 00:42:34,930
Yeah, hey, I am about to
make him an internet star.
659
00:42:34,931 --> 00:42:37,481
You can't put a price on that.
660
00:42:37,482 --> 00:42:38,826
Man, this has got...
661
00:42:38,827 --> 00:42:40,999
Yeah!
662
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,412
Man, how can you do
this to Steve, man?
663
00:42:43,413 --> 00:42:45,964
He's your friend
and your roommate.
664
00:42:45,965 --> 00:42:47,964
I mean, you
invited him into your place.
665
00:42:47,965 --> 00:42:50,344
He pays you rent and
you treat him like shit.
666
00:42:51,793 --> 00:42:53,482
He made the choice.
667
00:42:54,965 --> 00:42:58,274
I, I mean, eh, Steve is
not my first roommate
668
00:42:58,275 --> 00:43:01,412
and he won't be my last,
but I am the best friend
669
00:43:01,413 --> 00:43:05,792
that Steve will ever have,
and deep down, he knows that.
670
00:43:05,793 --> 00:43:06,999
He doesn't have anybody else.
671
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,379
His girlfriend doesn't
love him, he's lost.
672
00:43:10,827 --> 00:43:12,654
And what's the saying, you
keep your friends close
673
00:43:12,655 --> 00:43:14,206
and your enemies closer, right?
674
00:43:15,793 --> 00:43:18,688
I mean, he's, uh, you take
a girl like Jenna, right?
675
00:43:18,689 --> 00:43:19,964
Now Jenna falls
in love with you,
676
00:43:19,965 --> 00:43:21,723
and I mean really
in love with you,
677
00:43:21,724 --> 00:43:24,550
then she will do almost anything
you ask, no matter what,
678
00:43:24,551 --> 00:43:27,344
which, pretty fucking wild.
679
00:43:28,965 --> 00:43:31,757
Ah, you just have to give
her a reason, real or not,
680
00:43:31,758 --> 00:43:34,205
and how you handle that
power is up to you.
681
00:43:34,206 --> 00:43:37,688
But if you don't handle it well,
682
00:43:37,689 --> 00:43:40,931
then bad things happen.
683
00:43:43,827 --> 00:43:46,000
And bad things
happened to Steve?
684
00:43:48,275 --> 00:43:50,999
You don't know the half of it.
685
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:54,999
♪ Angel severing
the love, the ties ♪
686
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,171
♪ Severing the vision
687
00:43:58,241 --> 00:44:01,033
♪ This way
688
00:44:01,034 --> 00:44:03,758
Hello, hello out there.
689
00:44:04,931 --> 00:44:07,999
I guess by now you
know my choice, hmm?
690
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:12,205
The question is this,
when did I film this?
691
00:44:12,206 --> 00:44:14,757
Oh, oh, is it the future?
692
00:44:14,758 --> 00:44:17,964
Ooh!
♪ Together we rise
693
00:44:17,965 --> 00:44:19,862
Gah, ha, look at you.
694
00:44:21,103 --> 00:44:22,206
Don't fuck with me.
695
00:44:31,827 --> 00:44:33,826
You know the chick
that lives next door,
696
00:44:33,827 --> 00:44:36,620
the kids, corn-fed sex bags?
697
00:44:37,655 --> 00:44:38,620
I'd do her anyway.
698
00:44:38,621 --> 00:44:39,930
♪ Something too deep
699
00:44:39,931 --> 00:44:42,033
Mm, mm, mm, mm.
700
00:44:42,034 --> 00:44:45,516
Sheila, ah!
701
00:44:45,517 --> 00:44:47,999
♪ Severing it just won't go
702
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,619
♪ Still in a land you
know they're still ♪
703
00:44:50,620 --> 00:44:52,103
It's just a letter opener.
704
00:44:53,344 --> 00:44:56,655
It really couldn't hurt anyone.
705
00:45:01,103 --> 00:45:02,724
Hey, baby.
706
00:45:04,413 --> 00:45:09,172
Uh-oh, looks like someone had
a little too much to drink.
707
00:45:11,896 --> 00:45:16,068
Baby, baby, wake up.
708
00:45:17,034 --> 00:45:18,379
Baby, wake up.
709
00:45:19,551 --> 00:45:24,205
Baby, babe, babe, what
the, what'd you do?
710
00:45:24,206 --> 00:45:25,447
What did you do?
711
00:45:25,448 --> 00:45:28,344
Honey, honey, how many
did you take, huh?
712
00:45:29,482 --> 00:45:32,413
Baby, wake up, wake up, wake up!
713
00:45:34,620 --> 00:45:37,517
Help, oh, shit.
714
00:45:42,897 --> 00:45:47,896
Fuck!
715
00:45:49,586 --> 00:45:52,205
Breathe, come back,
come back to me, babe.
716
00:45:52,206 --> 00:45:54,172
Come back to me, come back
to me, breathe, babe, come.
717
00:45:55,724 --> 00:45:57,309
Oh, detective.
718
00:45:57,310 --> 00:45:59,033
She didn't try to
commit suicide.
719
00:45:59,034 --> 00:46:00,757
She would never leave Erin.
720
00:46:00,758 --> 00:46:03,309
I was trying to save
her, I was doing CPR.
721
00:46:03,310 --> 00:46:04,619
Save her, of course!
722
00:46:04,620 --> 00:46:07,379
That's why you picked
up the phone right away.
723
00:46:08,655 --> 00:46:11,999
What were you really doing then?
724
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,550
Hey, hey, you can't
talk to him like that.
725
00:46:14,551 --> 00:46:16,102
Yes, we can, who are you?
726
00:46:16,103 --> 00:46:18,550
Uh, that doesn't matter,
and this is harassment.
727
00:46:18,551 --> 00:46:20,792
Now if you got something,
you charge him.
728
00:46:20,793 --> 00:46:22,171
Arrest him right now.
729
00:46:22,172 --> 00:46:23,103
Rick, no, this is not...
730
00:46:23,104 --> 00:46:24,654
Turn the camera off, sir.
731
00:46:24,655 --> 00:46:26,205
Uh, no, camera stays
on, thank you very much.
732
00:46:26,206 --> 00:46:27,654
You remember Rodney King?
733
00:46:27,655 --> 00:46:31,793
Yeah, now if there's
nothing further, get out.
734
00:46:35,482 --> 00:46:37,757
Oh, you're fucking her.
Rick!
735
00:46:37,758 --> 00:46:38,826
Shut up, I'm helping.
736
00:46:38,827 --> 00:46:40,067
No, sir, you are not.
Goddammit.
737
00:46:40,068 --> 00:46:41,516
And I suggest you
shut up right now
738
00:46:41,517 --> 00:46:43,171
before you say anything
else you might regret.
739
00:46:43,172 --> 00:46:44,378
Tell me something,
your boss know
740
00:46:44,379 --> 00:46:46,999
you're fucking
your partner, huh?
741
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:48,723
Great, we're screwed, Rick.
742
00:46:48,724 --> 00:46:50,447
Sir, if I was you, I
would watch your mouth.
743
00:46:50,448 --> 00:46:51,688
Yeah, or what?
744
00:46:51,689 --> 00:46:52,620
I got a camera, what
are you gonna do?
745
00:46:52,620 --> 00:46:53,551
Oh, you wanna find out?
746
00:46:53,552 --> 00:46:54,861
Yeah, really?
747
00:46:54,862 --> 00:46:58,136
Oh, really?
Ben, let's just calm down.
748
00:46:58,137 --> 00:46:59,551
We're leaving now, okay?
749
00:47:01,827 --> 00:47:03,896
Hey, listen to
your partner, big boy.
750
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:06,654
We'll be back to see you.
751
00:47:06,655 --> 00:47:08,757
And sir, whoever you
are, I'd be careful
752
00:47:08,758 --> 00:47:10,033
who you show that tape to.
753
00:47:10,034 --> 00:47:12,516
Yeah, or what, you'll shoot me?
754
00:47:12,517 --> 00:47:15,274
Man, I gotta be...
What an asshole.
755
00:47:15,275 --> 00:47:17,689
Fucking cops!
756
00:47:18,655 --> 00:47:19,482
Oh.
757
00:47:21,034 --> 00:47:22,309
What the fuck was that, Rick?
758
00:47:22,310 --> 00:47:24,999
That was me protecting you.
759
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:28,205
When they push, you push back.
760
00:47:28,206 --> 00:47:30,309
Now they're gonna try to
pin this Jeff shit on you,
761
00:47:30,310 --> 00:47:31,826
and if you're not
fucking careful,
762
00:47:31,827 --> 00:47:33,895
you're gonna take
the fall for it.
763
00:47:33,896 --> 00:47:35,171
What I did is just caught them
764
00:47:35,172 --> 00:47:36,757
threatening you on camera.
765
00:47:36,758 --> 00:47:38,412
Upload that, post
it on your Facebook
766
00:47:38,413 --> 00:47:39,861
and Myspace pages...
No, no, no, no, no.
767
00:47:39,862 --> 00:47:41,481
And they are fucked.
768
00:47:41,482 --> 00:47:42,723
Are you crazy?
769
00:47:42,724 --> 00:47:44,516
No.
Listen, I got some things
770
00:47:44,517 --> 00:47:46,274
I need to work out first, okay?
771
00:47:46,275 --> 00:47:49,689
All right, well,
you work your things out.
772
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,103
I don't wanna be here
when they come back.
773
00:47:55,103 --> 00:47:56,482
We're going out.
What?
774
00:47:57,448 --> 00:47:58,930
Whoo!
Whoo!
775
00:48:00,862 --> 00:48:02,999
Show me something, show me.
776
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,102
I got it, two
points, three points
777
00:48:05,103 --> 00:48:09,205
from the NBA line, oh, my God!
778
00:48:09,206 --> 00:48:10,688
Mm, I love you.
779
00:48:10,689 --> 00:48:13,033
I'm, I'm Rick, hi.
780
00:48:13,034 --> 00:48:16,172
Yes, Steve, oh, my God!
781
00:48:20,931 --> 00:48:23,586
Catch her, dude, she's
gonna break herself.
782
00:48:24,620 --> 00:48:26,757
Shots on Steve, shot time!
783
00:48:26,758 --> 00:48:28,033
No, no.
784
00:48:28,034 --> 00:48:29,274
♪ My bitch is badass
785
00:48:29,275 --> 00:48:30,999
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
786
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,102
No, no, no, I paid for, like,
787
00:48:32,103 --> 00:48:33,136
two songs.
No, she's fine.
788
00:48:33,137 --> 00:48:34,688
You're fine.
What?
789
00:48:34,689 --> 00:48:36,723
Dude, what is your problem?
790
00:48:36,724 --> 00:48:37,999
What is your fucking problem?
791
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,412
Dude, is this your
idea of a good time?
792
00:48:39,413 --> 00:48:40,930
Yes, actually, it is.
793
00:48:40,931 --> 00:48:43,585
This is most guys'
idea of a good time.
794
00:48:43,586 --> 00:48:45,516
More booze, bitches.
795
00:48:45,517 --> 00:48:47,999
Here, yours.
796
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:51,447
♪ And even on the speed
797
00:48:51,448 --> 00:48:53,344
Seriously, can you
bring us two more?
798
00:48:54,724 --> 00:48:55,517
Oh, my God.
799
00:48:57,620 --> 00:48:59,757
Is there something
you wanna tell me?
800
00:48:59,758 --> 00:49:00,724
What do you mean?
801
00:49:02,137 --> 00:49:06,931
I mean you are the
fucking angel of death, man.
802
00:49:08,103 --> 00:49:09,413
Bodies piling up all around you.
803
00:49:11,344 --> 00:49:13,240
I mean, so far, nothing's
been pinned on you.
804
00:49:13,241 --> 00:49:15,999
They've got two dead
bodies and a stolen car
805
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:19,412
and that's all coincidence,
but fucking It's
806
00:49:19,413 --> 00:49:20,999
don't matter anymore,
man, you know that.
807
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:22,310
The cops were at our door.
808
00:49:23,586 --> 00:49:24,792
They're looking for
somebody to take
809
00:49:24,793 --> 00:49:29,447
the ultimate fall on
this, so don't fuck up!
810
00:49:29,448 --> 00:49:31,826
I haven't fucked
up, I'm innocent!
811
00:49:31,827 --> 00:49:33,136
Yeah, you should
be acting that way.
812
00:49:33,137 --> 00:49:35,619
If I were you, I
would use the internet
813
00:49:35,620 --> 00:49:37,930
to my fucking advantage
to protect myself.
814
00:49:37,931 --> 00:49:40,136
Talk about being remembered.
815
00:49:40,137 --> 00:49:42,205
Fuck that.
Thank you.
816
00:49:42,206 --> 00:49:44,688
Look, dude, I know
you're pissed off
817
00:49:44,689 --> 00:49:47,792
about Vanessa, but
fuck her, okay?
818
00:49:47,793 --> 00:49:49,723
Vanessa made the wrong choice.
819
00:49:49,724 --> 00:49:51,930
Yeah, she did, she fucking did.
820
00:49:51,931 --> 00:49:54,965
Now here's why I
brought you here.
821
00:49:56,103 --> 00:49:58,448
Live a little, look at that!
822
00:49:59,896 --> 00:50:02,412
Isis, will you marry me?
823
00:50:02,413 --> 00:50:04,378
Hey!
Let's go, what?
824
00:50:04,379 --> 00:50:05,619
There's no filming.
What?
825
00:50:05,620 --> 00:50:07,067
Shit, get the fuck outta here.
826
00:50:07,068 --> 00:50:08,000
Get outta here.
Whoo!
827
00:50:08,001 --> 00:50:10,136
Go, go!
828
00:50:10,137 --> 00:50:12,723
Go, go, go, go.
Fucker!
829
00:50:12,724 --> 00:50:14,205
Holy shit.
You fucking...
830
00:50:14,206 --> 00:50:16,343
Hey, dude, here, motherfucker.
831
00:50:16,344 --> 00:50:17,861
Take it.
Oh.
832
00:50:17,862 --> 00:50:19,343
Oh, shit.
What are you gonna do?
833
00:50:19,344 --> 00:50:21,102
What are you gonna do, huh?
Dude, you fucking creep.
834
00:50:21,103 --> 00:50:22,826
Oh, oh, no...
Dude, dude, dude.
835
00:50:22,827 --> 00:50:25,067
Oh, no, dude.
836
00:50:25,068 --> 00:50:26,550
Yeah, fuck you.
Oh.
837
00:50:26,551 --> 00:50:28,033
Fuck you.
Yeah, fuck you.
838
00:50:28,034 --> 00:50:29,274
We don't take your shit.
Fuck your money, pal.
839
00:50:29,275 --> 00:50:30,000
Fuck you.
Pick it up, your money, pal.
840
00:50:32,034 --> 00:50:33,826
Pick it up, I can't believe
841
00:50:33,827 --> 00:50:36,000
you threw your
fucking camera, dude.
842
00:50:37,206 --> 00:50:38,240
What is wrong with.
843
00:50:38,241 --> 00:50:39,861
You're a fucking maniac.
844
00:50:39,862 --> 00:50:41,102
I'm a fucking maniac?
845
00:50:41,103 --> 00:50:43,240
Steve is a maniac, goddammit.
846
00:50:43,241 --> 00:50:44,895
I never fucking...
Steve is a maniac,
847
00:50:44,896 --> 00:50:46,274
goddammit.
Fucking...
848
00:50:46,275 --> 00:50:48,067
Who's a killer, who's a killer?
849
00:50:48,068 --> 00:50:49,895
You want some of this?
850
00:50:49,896 --> 00:50:51,102
Who's a killer?
You're a killer.
851
00:50:51,103 --> 00:50:52,378
What, what, what?
You want some of this?
852
00:50:52,379 --> 00:50:54,619
Holy shit.
853
00:50:54,620 --> 00:50:56,205
Oh, my God, oh,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
854
00:50:56,206 --> 00:50:58,757
No, no stopping traffic.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
855
00:50:58,758 --> 00:51:00,861
Sorry.
856
00:51:00,862 --> 00:51:02,654
Ooh, oh, my God,
857
00:51:02,655 --> 00:51:04,136
I can't believe you
just fucking did...
858
00:51:04,137 --> 00:51:07,792
I can't believe I, I don't
even fucking feel like myself.
859
00:51:07,793 --> 00:51:09,171
I don't even fucking
860
00:51:09,172 --> 00:51:11,171
feel like myself.
This is yourself, dude.
861
00:51:11,172 --> 00:51:13,861
This isn't you mopey
fucking bullshit.
862
00:51:13,862 --> 00:51:15,412
I'm a fucking animal.
This is you.
863
00:51:15,413 --> 00:51:16,550
And this is how
864
00:51:16,551 --> 00:51:17,964
an innocent man should act.
865
00:51:17,965 --> 00:51:19,447
I fucking love you, man.
Bitches.
866
00:51:19,448 --> 00:51:20,481
Let's go home, let's go home
867
00:51:20,482 --> 00:51:21,448
and fucking...
Fuck ho...
868
00:51:26,137 --> 00:51:28,378
Hey, Barton.
869
00:51:28,379 --> 00:51:30,000
You must be Steve.
870
00:51:31,655 --> 00:51:35,034
Yeah, don't worry,
I'm a little disappointed, too.
871
00:51:36,034 --> 00:51:38,067
Rick told me you'd be shorter.
872
00:51:39,827 --> 00:51:42,205
Oh, no, that was just a joke.
873
00:51:42,206 --> 00:51:44,137
You always walk
around with a camera?
874
00:51:45,517 --> 00:51:49,688
Only to document
beautiful things.
875
00:51:49,689 --> 00:51:53,033
Is that your pick-up line?
876
00:51:53,034 --> 00:51:53,862
Yeah.
877
00:51:55,551 --> 00:51:56,551
Didn't work.
Uh!
878
00:51:57,758 --> 00:51:59,448
Why don't you try
calling me next time?
879
00:52:00,655 --> 00:52:02,412
Next time?
880
00:52:08,275 --> 00:52:10,481
You bring girls up here a lot?
881
00:52:10,482 --> 00:52:12,826
Only the ones I
find jogging in the park.
882
00:52:12,827 --> 00:52:15,309
Like me?
883
00:52:15,310 --> 00:52:17,723
Yeah, like you.
884
00:52:17,724 --> 00:52:18,655
Come on.
885
00:52:20,034 --> 00:52:21,171
Whoa, where you going?
886
00:52:21,172 --> 00:52:22,000
Come on!
887
00:52:24,862 --> 00:52:25,758
Hold up.
888
00:52:30,344 --> 00:52:34,931
So why didn't it work
out with you and Rick?
889
00:52:36,206 --> 00:52:41,206
Rick is not
the relationship type.
890
00:52:43,310 --> 00:52:45,275
Told me a few things
about you, though.
891
00:52:46,241 --> 00:52:48,172
Really, like what?
892
00:52:49,724 --> 00:52:51,551
That's not for
me to say just yet.
893
00:52:54,689 --> 00:52:56,861
You know, Rick
thinks he knows me.
894
00:52:56,862 --> 00:52:57,655
He doesn't.
895
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:01,240
Hmm, that's too bad.
896
00:53:01,241 --> 00:53:02,482
My friends know me.
897
00:53:05,172 --> 00:53:06,757
Come on, give me that.
Whoa, whoa, no, no.
898
00:53:06,758 --> 00:53:07,964
We're gonna check out this cave.
899
00:53:07,965 --> 00:53:09,412
Come on.
No, no, no.
900
00:53:09,413 --> 00:53:10,930
Come on, what, you
don't wanna be on camera?
901
00:53:10,931 --> 00:53:12,309
No, do you even know
902
00:53:12,310 --> 00:53:13,895
how to operate one
of those things?
903
00:53:13,896 --> 00:53:17,585
Oh,
what, like I'm some kind of idiot?
904
00:53:17,586 --> 00:53:20,861
What, smile!
905
00:53:20,862 --> 00:53:23,585
Come on, tell me
something about yourself.
906
00:53:23,586 --> 00:53:25,033
Like what?
907
00:53:25,034 --> 00:53:27,379
I don't know,
tell me something, anything.
908
00:53:29,827 --> 00:53:33,931
Well, my last girlfriend
tried to commit suicide
909
00:53:35,827 --> 00:53:37,102
because the person
that she was cheating
910
00:53:37,103 --> 00:53:38,310
on me with got murdered.
911
00:53:41,931 --> 00:53:43,516
Are you serious?
912
00:53:43,517 --> 00:53:46,551
Yeah, kinda fucks with
your head, you know?
913
00:53:50,103 --> 00:53:52,999
Police still haven't the killer.
914
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:54,000
He's still out there.
915
00:53:58,793 --> 00:54:00,309
It's too bad there
wasn't a camera around
916
00:54:00,310 --> 00:54:01,724
when he needed one, right?
917
00:54:11,379 --> 00:54:12,620
Steve, I wanna go home.
918
00:54:14,896 --> 00:54:16,275
I'm gonna go to the car now.
919
00:54:46,896 --> 00:54:48,310
I need to show you something.
920
00:54:51,448 --> 00:54:55,102
I think you're the only person
that I can trust with this.
921
00:54:55,103 --> 00:54:56,930
You're scaring me.
922
00:54:56,931 --> 00:54:58,585
What's going on?
923
00:54:58,586 --> 00:54:59,482
Sit down.
924
00:55:00,655 --> 00:55:02,172
I haven't shown this to anyone.
925
00:55:05,586 --> 00:55:09,413
I found this on Steve's footage.
926
00:55:16,793 --> 00:55:19,999
Do you remember Steve's
ex-girlfriend Kris?
927
00:55:59,793 --> 00:56:01,379
Come here.
Okay.
928
00:56:06,241 --> 00:56:07,068
Mm.
929
00:56:20,931 --> 00:56:23,343
Mm.
Mm.
930
00:56:23,344 --> 00:56:26,343
Okay, so I met this
new girl, Barton.
931
00:56:26,344 --> 00:56:29,136
Oh, she is amazing.
932
00:56:29,137 --> 00:56:31,448
I, I like her so much.
933
00:56:32,896 --> 00:56:36,102
Yeah, I mean, it's really
funny, though, you know,
934
00:56:36,103 --> 00:56:39,619
'cause you start to think about,
935
00:56:39,620 --> 00:56:41,240
you know, dating someone new
936
00:56:41,241 --> 00:56:44,102
and how it's really
great and you just have
937
00:56:44,103 --> 00:56:49,103
these amazing feelings and,
and then you start to think,
938
00:56:50,448 --> 00:56:53,309
is it really great?
939
00:56:53,310 --> 00:56:56,447
I mean, am I just,
am I just delusional,
940
00:56:56,448 --> 00:57:00,757
because I could
swear that I felt
941
00:57:00,758 --> 00:57:02,619
the same way with Vanessa.
942
00:57:02,620 --> 00:57:05,103
I mean, I felt so good,
943
00:57:07,068 --> 00:57:08,862
and the thanks I got from her
944
00:57:10,103 --> 00:57:12,275
was that I'm not good enough.
945
00:57:13,275 --> 00:57:15,000
I mean, I saved her life.
946
00:57:16,379 --> 00:57:19,861
God, you know, I
should've let her die.
947
00:57:19,862 --> 00:57:21,448
I should've let her fucking die.
948
00:57:24,965 --> 00:57:27,172
I didn't mean that,
I didn't mean that.
949
00:57:30,724 --> 00:57:33,412
Oh, shit, did I hit rewind?
950
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:42,412
You know, these hermit crabs
live for about 40 years.
951
00:57:42,413 --> 00:57:44,000
They like to travel in pairs.
952
00:57:45,275 --> 00:57:47,171
Kinda romantic, huh?
953
00:57:47,172 --> 00:57:49,067
Yeah, if it's the right pair.
954
00:57:49,068 --> 00:57:49,931
How do I look?
955
00:57:51,275 --> 00:57:52,516
You look hot.
956
00:57:52,517 --> 00:57:54,000
You look amazing.
957
00:57:55,137 --> 00:57:56,068
Come on.
958
00:58:07,241 --> 00:58:08,551
Hey, where you going?
959
00:58:11,862 --> 00:58:13,344
Oh, wow.
960
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:17,931
Oh, my God.
961
00:58:36,241 --> 00:58:38,792
Hey, beautiful girl
right here, remember?
962
00:58:38,793 --> 00:58:42,205
Yeah, yeah, babe, I know.
963
00:58:42,206 --> 00:58:43,619
So what are you doing?
964
00:58:43,620 --> 00:58:46,171
I'm just checking
out the view, babe.
965
00:58:46,172 --> 00:58:48,274
Just checking out the view.
966
00:58:48,275 --> 00:58:49,964
Okay.
967
00:59:09,862 --> 00:59:10,793
Oh, shit.
968
00:59:13,655 --> 00:59:14,861
Hi, babe.
969
00:59:14,862 --> 00:59:16,895
Hey, what are you doing?
970
00:59:16,896 --> 00:59:18,964
Nothing, what are you doing?
971
00:59:18,965 --> 00:59:20,585
Just looking at you.
972
00:59:20,586 --> 00:59:22,136
What?
973
00:59:22,137 --> 00:59:24,344
Is there something you
want to tell me, Steve?
974
00:59:25,620 --> 00:59:29,000
Babe, wha, babe, babe?
975
00:59:30,517 --> 00:59:32,516
Barton, Barton,
stop, Barton, stop.
976
00:59:32,517 --> 00:59:34,033
Are you following her?
977
00:59:34,034 --> 00:59:35,240
Stop, stop, stop, stop, sh!
978
00:59:35,241 --> 00:59:36,964
Are you stalking her?
Shut up, shut up.
979
00:59:36,965 --> 00:59:38,930
Steve...
No, no, sh.
980
00:59:38,931 --> 00:59:40,895
Is the camera on?
Just keep it down, alright?
981
00:59:40,896 --> 00:59:42,619
No.
Here?
982
00:59:44,275 --> 00:59:46,412
I, I'm not stalking her,
983
00:59:46,413 --> 00:59:47,826
not stalking her, just...
Steve, you're sick!
984
00:59:47,827 --> 00:59:49,861
Just calm down.
You are sick.
985
00:59:49,862 --> 00:59:51,481
Okay, you're acting crazy
986
00:59:51,482 --> 00:59:53,033
right now, okay?
Why are you doing this?
987
00:59:53,034 --> 00:59:54,724
No, no.
Miss you.
988
00:59:55,896 --> 00:59:58,999
I miss you, Steve,
she didn't want you.
989
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:02,309
She didn't want you.
Shut up, shut...
990
01:00:02,310 --> 01:00:04,723
I do!
Shut up, okay?
991
01:00:04,724 --> 01:00:06,412
Steve.
No, no, no,
992
01:00:06,413 --> 01:00:07,999
you're overreacting right now.
993
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,102
I'm, listen...
Just leave me alone.
994
01:00:10,103 --> 01:00:11,309
Let's go somewhere else.
995
01:00:11,310 --> 01:00:12,619
Let's go somewhere else.
You, I don't wanna
996
01:00:12,620 --> 01:00:13,826
talk to you!
Let's go somewhere else
997
01:00:13,827 --> 01:00:15,343
and talk.
I'm sorry, I just feel like
998
01:00:15,344 --> 01:00:16,619
that thing is watching me.
Let's go somewhere else
999
01:00:16,620 --> 01:00:17,723
and talk.
Stop it, leave me alone.
1000
01:00:17,724 --> 01:00:18,999
Come here.
Okay, where were we?
1001
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:24,000
Steve, you...
1002
01:00:24,965 --> 01:00:26,964
Barton!
Steve, no.
1003
01:00:26,965 --> 01:00:30,033
Barton!
Turn the camera off!
1004
01:00:30,034 --> 01:00:31,412
Turn it off.
1005
01:00:31,413 --> 01:00:33,343
Just calm down, okay?
1006
01:00:33,344 --> 01:00:34,619
Everything's gonna be fine.
1007
01:00:34,620 --> 01:00:38,688
Don't, turn the camera
off and leave me alone.
1008
01:00:38,689 --> 01:00:40,999
I don't wanna talk
about it right now.
1009
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:45,379
Babe, babe, I love you, okay?
1010
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:50,000
Let's just go somewhere else
and talk about this, all right?
1011
01:00:51,068 --> 01:00:52,103
It's not a big deal.
1012
01:00:54,172 --> 01:00:56,620
It's not what it
looks like, okay?
1013
01:00:59,137 --> 01:01:00,551
Why are you following her?
1014
01:01:03,482 --> 01:01:04,757
Babe, I'm not following her.
1015
01:01:04,758 --> 01:01:06,620
She just happened to
be in my shot, okay?
1016
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:09,964
She happened to be in
your shot all the way
1017
01:01:09,965 --> 01:01:12,102
across the street sitting
down with her friends.
1018
01:01:12,103 --> 01:01:14,999
Your ex-girlfriend happened
to be in your shot?
1019
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:16,343
Baby, I love you.
1020
01:01:16,344 --> 01:01:18,412
Trust me, please.
You love me.
1021
01:01:18,413 --> 01:01:20,550
I saw how you were
looking at her.
1022
01:01:20,551 --> 01:01:24,344
You looked at her the same way
you look at me, the same way!
1023
01:01:25,275 --> 01:01:26,619
What, what are you, do you have,
1024
01:01:26,620 --> 01:01:28,379
like, multiple personalities or.
1025
01:01:30,344 --> 01:01:31,930
Let's just go, let's
just go somewhere else.
1026
01:01:31,931 --> 01:01:32,793
Leave me alone.
1027
01:01:34,172 --> 01:01:36,827
Barton!
Leave me alone, Steve!
1028
01:01:38,172 --> 01:01:39,689
Get back...
Mm, mm.
1029
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:51,724
Oh, mm.
1030
01:02:17,206 --> 01:02:19,724
No.
1031
01:02:53,448 --> 01:02:54,931
I gotta check the tapes.
1032
01:02:57,620 --> 01:02:59,517
Okay, I'll meet her
at the coffee shop.
1033
01:03:00,689 --> 01:03:02,448
When I get back,
I'll check the tapes.
1034
01:03:12,206 --> 01:03:14,378
Hi.
Hey.
1035
01:03:14,379 --> 01:03:16,034
Nice bag, new camera?
1036
01:03:17,448 --> 01:03:20,000
No, I didn't think
it would be appropriate.
1037
01:03:21,275 --> 01:03:22,103
I'm impressed.
1038
01:03:23,137 --> 01:03:25,102
So why'd you call?
1039
01:03:25,103 --> 01:03:27,448
I, um, saw your weblog.
1040
01:03:29,413 --> 01:03:32,965
My, uh, therapist says that
I need to get some closure,
1041
01:03:34,379 --> 01:03:37,757
that the reason why you
carried that camera around
1042
01:03:37,758 --> 01:03:40,654
all the time was to
interfere with intimacy
1043
01:03:40,655 --> 01:03:43,550
and to distance our
relationship from each other.
1044
01:03:43,551 --> 01:03:45,861
Wha, was she,
you brought me here
1045
01:03:45,862 --> 01:03:47,826
because of your therapist?
1046
01:03:47,827 --> 01:03:49,309
No, wait...
I don't need to be here.
1047
01:03:49,310 --> 01:03:52,137
I wanted to talk to you, not
for my therapist but for me.
1048
01:03:53,517 --> 01:03:55,309
Would you just please sit down?
1049
01:03:55,310 --> 01:03:59,033
I have some things I need to
talk to you about, please.
1050
01:03:59,034 --> 01:04:00,792
You really wanna see me?
1051
01:04:00,793 --> 01:04:03,827
Yes.
1052
01:04:05,310 --> 01:04:06,550
Look, I care about you.
1053
01:04:06,551 --> 01:04:09,240
I care about you, I...
1054
01:04:09,241 --> 01:04:13,274
I care about you, I care
about what happens to you.
1055
01:04:13,275 --> 01:04:15,689
I care about how you
feel I treated you,
1056
01:04:17,103 --> 01:04:20,620
but I don't feel the same
way about you, not anymore.
1057
01:04:24,586 --> 01:04:26,171
I need you to understand that.
1058
01:04:26,172 --> 01:04:28,585
What, so you have no real
feelings for me at all?
1059
01:04:28,586 --> 01:04:31,309
Real, yes, of
course, they're real.
1060
01:04:31,310 --> 01:04:32,241
But not like before.
1061
01:04:32,242 --> 01:04:34,999
No, not like before, I can't.
1062
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:38,654
It was too difficult, our
relationship was hard.
1063
01:04:38,655 --> 01:04:40,274
It's not supposed
to be that hard.
1064
01:04:40,275 --> 01:04:41,619
You know what, I
don't need to be here.
1065
01:04:41,620 --> 01:04:42,930
Yes, you do.
I don't need this shit.
1066
01:04:42,931 --> 01:04:44,793
We can't end it like this.
1067
01:04:47,137 --> 01:04:49,688
Can you please listen to me?
1068
01:04:49,689 --> 01:04:51,102
No!
Why can't we end this
1069
01:04:51,103 --> 01:04:53,481
properly as friends, why
does it have to be like this?
1070
01:04:53,482 --> 01:04:54,758
You saved my life.
1071
01:04:55,793 --> 01:04:56,655
Where, where are you...
1072
01:04:56,656 --> 01:05:01,620
Mm.
1073
01:05:24,586 --> 01:05:26,516
Jesus Christ.
You fucking bitch.
1074
01:05:26,517 --> 01:05:27,619
Steven, Steve!
Get the fuck over...
1075
01:05:27,620 --> 01:05:29,861
No, no, no, no!
Steve!
1076
01:05:29,862 --> 01:05:31,136
No, no!
Oh, my God, oh...
1077
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:35,861
Grab her, oh...
1078
01:06:13,517 --> 01:06:14,758
Mother...
No!
1079
01:06:18,965 --> 01:06:19,965
Huh.
Huh.
1080
01:06:22,482 --> 01:06:24,447
So when were you gonna tell
me about your new girlfriend?
1081
01:06:24,448 --> 01:06:26,620
I was trying,
you son of a bitch.
1082
01:06:29,586 --> 01:06:31,172
I know you saw the tape, Rick.
1083
01:06:32,172 --> 01:06:33,758
I know you saw everything.
1084
01:06:35,482 --> 01:06:38,136
You know, there's a reason
bodies are piling up around me.
1085
01:06:39,413 --> 01:06:41,172
And there's a reason
you have a gun.
1086
01:06:44,172 --> 01:06:46,274
Why didn't you stop me while
you could, you dumb shit?
1087
01:06:46,275 --> 01:06:47,826
I already did.
1088
01:06:47,827 --> 01:06:49,550
I've already posted
everything up on the internet.
1089
01:06:49,551 --> 01:06:50,379
You're done.
1090
01:06:51,827 --> 01:06:53,826
Well, after I kill you,
I'll just take it down.
1091
01:06:53,827 --> 01:06:57,206
For anybody that's seen it,
all I'll be is an urban myth.
1092
01:06:58,896 --> 01:07:00,378
Come on, Rick, you
can't shoot me.
1093
01:07:00,379 --> 01:07:01,999
You wanna be me.
1094
01:07:05,724 --> 01:07:07,000
Oh, a hurt shoulder?
1095
01:07:08,793 --> 01:07:09,689
You son of a bitch!
1096
01:07:16,827 --> 01:07:19,136
You son of a...
1097
01:07:21,965 --> 01:07:22,965
Come here, you fucking...
1098
01:07:22,966 --> 01:07:24,379
No, no!
Bitch!
1099
01:07:27,172 --> 01:07:28,000
Knife!
1100
01:07:30,310 --> 01:07:34,240
No!
No, no it's not.
1101
01:07:35,173 --> 01:07:37,516
Motherfucker.
Jenna!
1102
01:07:37,517 --> 01:07:38,999
I will fucking kill you.
Jenna!
1103
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:40,999
Jenna, help!
I will fucking...
1104
01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:42,930
Stop.
1105
01:07:42,931 --> 01:07:43,999
Too fucking slow.
1106
01:07:48,310 --> 01:07:49,378
You getting this?
1107
01:07:51,345 --> 01:07:53,136
Jen,
1108
01:07:53,137 --> 01:07:54,103
you getting this?
1109
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:04,000
Fuck yeah, fuck yeah!
1110
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:09,378
Oh, yeah.
1111
01:08:09,379 --> 01:08:14,206
Oh, choices, choices, huh, Rick?
1112
01:08:15,586 --> 01:08:20,481
Oh, baby, come here, come here.
1113
01:08:20,482 --> 01:08:21,413
Are you okay?
1114
01:08:21,414 --> 01:08:23,379
It's all fun and games.
1115
01:08:24,517 --> 01:08:27,240
'Til someone gets hurt.
1116
01:08:27,241 --> 01:08:29,274
Oh, baby, you still love me?
1117
01:08:29,275 --> 01:08:30,895
Yeah.
Yeah.
1118
01:08:30,896 --> 01:08:33,550
I love you.
1119
01:08:33,551 --> 01:08:38,102
Oh, baby, I love you.
1120
01:08:45,103 --> 01:08:46,654
You, uh, you take a
girl like Jenna, right?
1121
01:08:46,655 --> 01:08:48,516
Now Jenna falls in love
with you, and I mean,
1122
01:08:48,517 --> 01:08:51,688
she will do almost anything you
ask, no matter what, which...
1123
01:08:51,689 --> 01:08:53,895
Stop, you're hurting me.
Fucking wild.
1124
01:08:55,896 --> 01:08:57,102
Come on.
You just have to
1125
01:08:57,103 --> 01:08:58,274
give her a reason.
Come on, come on.
1126
01:09:01,931 --> 01:09:03,481
So this is my last blog entry.
1127
01:09:03,482 --> 01:09:05,310
I finally don't
feel scared anymore.
1128
01:09:07,344 --> 01:09:11,792
I keep thinking to
myself, is this the future
1129
01:09:11,793 --> 01:09:14,620
or is it the past?
1130
01:09:16,206 --> 01:09:21,137
Oh, you know, perhaps I don't
need this camera anymore.
1131
01:09:23,449 --> 01:09:24,516
Watch your back.
1132
01:09:24,517 --> 01:09:26,206
I'm smarter than
you think, Rick.
1133
01:09:41,103 --> 01:09:42,689
See what I did there?
1134
01:09:44,655 --> 01:09:48,896
Man, it's good
to see Jenna again.
1135
01:09:49,793 --> 01:09:50,689
She was loyal,
1136
01:09:53,551 --> 01:09:54,379
'til she wasn't.
1137
01:09:56,413 --> 01:09:57,379
Then she had to go.
1138
01:09:59,379 --> 01:10:03,241
Let's rewind back to
mother and, uh, you.
1139
01:10:07,793 --> 01:10:10,826
Alcohol makes me do things
I wouldn't normally do.
1140
01:10:10,827 --> 01:10:13,136
Don't you wanna find
out what they are?
1141
01:10:13,137 --> 01:10:15,103
Yes, yes, I would.
1142
01:10:17,172 --> 01:10:18,172
Wait for it.
1143
01:10:19,482 --> 01:10:21,034
Mom, who is that?
1144
01:10:23,172 --> 01:10:28,172
Uh, I'm Steve, and you are?
1145
01:10:28,655 --> 01:10:29,895
Erin.
1146
01:10:29,896 --> 01:10:33,172
Aw, you were
so cute 10 years ago.
1147
01:10:34,931 --> 01:10:36,620
I called the detectives.
1148
01:10:38,068 --> 01:10:39,241
No, you didn't.
1149
01:10:41,275 --> 01:10:44,585
You're right,
actually, I text them.
1150
01:10:44,586 --> 01:10:46,585
I saw you following
me and I text them
1151
01:10:46,586 --> 01:10:47,655
before you grabbed me.
1152
01:10:50,310 --> 01:10:51,310
You're lying, Erin,
1153
01:10:53,896 --> 01:10:55,137
just like your mother did.
1154
01:10:56,793 --> 01:10:57,586
Look at her.
1155
01:11:00,413 --> 01:11:01,586
She's just like you.
1156
01:11:04,172 --> 01:11:05,241
I made her immortal.
1157
01:11:07,137 --> 01:11:09,896
Am I, am I like her?
1158
01:11:10,896 --> 01:11:12,930
You can't resist, can you?
1159
01:11:12,931 --> 01:11:14,792
Always have the camera.
1160
01:11:14,793 --> 01:11:18,205
They know, Steve, they
know you kidnapped me!
1161
01:11:18,206 --> 01:11:20,103
No one knows!
1162
01:11:21,896 --> 01:11:26,896
I just got this
camera back, and my tape.
1163
01:11:29,448 --> 01:11:30,620
It was stolen from me,
1164
01:11:33,241 --> 01:11:34,862
but it's back where it belongs.
1165
01:11:37,862 --> 01:11:38,827
I love this part.
1166
01:11:48,241 --> 01:11:52,793
You're sick!
1167
01:11:55,517 --> 01:11:57,447
Smile for the camera, Erin.
1168
01:11:57,448 --> 01:11:59,931
I don't wanna be on your camera!
1169
01:12:01,689 --> 01:12:03,000
Hmm, let's see.
1170
01:12:04,379 --> 01:12:07,378
I'm actually filming
a movie about my life,
1171
01:12:07,379 --> 01:12:08,999
and your mom's in it.
1172
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:10,619
Can I be in it?
1173
01:12:10,620 --> 01:12:12,136
You already are.
1174
01:12:12,137 --> 01:12:14,793
Hun, let's get
you tucked back into bed.
1175
01:12:16,206 --> 01:12:17,723
Detectives Baker
and Thompson knew
1176
01:12:17,724 --> 01:12:21,619
you would find me one day,
Steve, 10 years or not,
1177
01:12:21,620 --> 01:12:24,034
and they are going to kill you.
1178
01:12:26,827 --> 01:12:29,034
No, no, no.
1179
01:12:31,034 --> 01:12:32,344
That's where you're wrong.
1180
01:12:34,655 --> 01:12:37,413
We're all alone,
no one's coming.
1181
01:12:40,137 --> 01:12:44,619
I see you.
1182
01:12:44,620 --> 01:12:46,103
Like mother, like daughter.
1183
01:12:49,034 --> 01:12:53,033
Who's the killer,
huh, who's the killer?
1184
01:12:53,034 --> 01:12:54,378
Freeze!
1185
01:12:58,517 --> 01:13:00,826
Wow, I turn the camera on
1186
01:13:00,827 --> 01:13:02,723
and all of a sudden, the
truth comes out.
1187
01:13:02,724 --> 01:13:04,068
Who's the killer,
huh, who's the killer?
1188
01:13:10,068 --> 01:13:10,931
You were.
1189
01:13:22,172 --> 01:13:26,964
Oh, oh, I've been waiting
for a beautiful shot like this.
1190
01:13:36,517 --> 01:13:38,688
It's all about how
you're remembered, right?
1191
01:13:38,689 --> 01:13:41,862
Right, Rick?
1192
01:13:49,310 --> 01:13:51,103
Ah, I love this piece.
1193
01:13:54,034 --> 01:13:56,378
Makes me think of all
the endless possibilities
1194
01:13:56,379 --> 01:13:58,447
that are out there.
1195
01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:06,240
Fucking...
1196
01:14:06,241 --> 01:14:09,619
Hey, hey, Jenna,
give me the camera!
1197
01:14:09,620 --> 01:14:11,205
No, Rick.
1198
01:14:53,551 --> 01:14:56,964
This is the only time
that one can truly be safe
1199
01:14:56,965 --> 01:15:01,895
from this powerful and
deadly creature.
1200
01:15:28,965 --> 01:15:30,412
Look at you.
You know,
1201
01:15:30,413 --> 01:15:33,171
maybe if you'd put
that damn camera down,
1202
01:15:33,172 --> 01:15:34,482
you could keep up with me.
1203
01:15:35,965 --> 01:15:38,999
Honey, I can't, I'm
doing this for our posterity.
1204
01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:40,205
One day you're gonna
look back at this
1205
01:15:40,206 --> 01:15:42,412
and you're gonna see
how beautiful you were
1206
01:15:42,413 --> 01:15:44,171
and how you could
run down the block
1207
01:15:44,172 --> 01:15:47,033
without losing your breath.
1208
01:15:47,034 --> 01:15:51,724
You know what, trust
me, I never look back.
1209
01:15:53,896 --> 01:15:55,033
Hey, hey, hey, babe...
1210
01:15:56,482 --> 01:15:57,550
Jesus, what the...
Sorry, I didn't see you.
1211
01:15:57,551 --> 01:15:59,379
I'm, I didn't see you.
1212
01:16:00,689 --> 01:16:01,482
Oh, God.
1213
01:16:15,241 --> 01:16:18,309
God, I feel
sick, this is pathetic.
1214
01:16:26,655 --> 01:16:27,655
It's all fun and games,
1215
01:16:27,656 --> 01:16:29,309
Steve, until someone gets hurt.
1216
01:16:43,517 --> 01:16:45,688
And sir, whoever you
are, I'd be careful
1217
01:16:45,689 --> 01:16:46,861
who you show that tape to.
1218
01:16:54,103 --> 01:16:56,895
You know, some of this stuff
has been around for years,
1219
01:16:56,896 --> 01:16:58,136
almost a decade.
1220
01:16:58,137 --> 01:17:00,688
Who knows where all
this stuff came from?
1221
01:17:00,689 --> 01:17:02,826
This is the stuff nobody wants.
1222
01:17:09,827 --> 01:17:11,033
Just give me the camera back.
1223
01:17:11,034 --> 01:17:12,240
No, no, no, no, no.
Just give me it back.
1224
01:17:12,241 --> 01:17:13,343
You do not know
what's interesting.
1225
01:17:22,965 --> 01:17:27,171
Squiggly lines, sound and
color were all confused.
1226
01:17:27,172 --> 01:17:28,930
You'd start out in
black and white.
1227
01:17:28,931 --> 01:17:31,412
You'd go to color, you'd
go back in black and white.
1228
01:17:31,413 --> 01:17:33,723
You never knew where
you were in time.
1229
01:17:42,896 --> 01:17:44,826
Take a girl like Jenna, right?
1230
01:17:44,827 --> 01:17:46,067
Now Jenna falls
in love with you,
1231
01:17:46,068 --> 01:17:47,930
and I mean really
in love with you,
1232
01:17:47,931 --> 01:17:50,723
then she will do almost anything
you ask, no matter what,
1233
01:17:50,724 --> 01:17:53,412
which, pretty fucking wild.
1234
01:18:13,586 --> 01:18:15,861
Turn the camera off!
1235
01:18:15,862 --> 01:18:16,862
Turn it off.
1235
01:18:17,305 --> 01:18:23,257
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