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Hark.
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Hmm?
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Who hears those angels singing?
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We all believed my wife's womb
to be no more than a...useless dungeon.
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But I should not have doubted my seed.
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Capable of climbing diligently
these past months
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up Helene's fatted thighs.
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Hunderby is restored this day
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for my holy cargo to swell her tub!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Annie, roast us up a spittling pig
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crammed with every bird known to man.
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Let us feast on trifles,
cheese and spotted dick. Tom?
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Fetch the hams, champagne
and a casket of sherry.
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We shall make merry till dawn!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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EDMUND: Oh! (CLEARS THROAT)
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Mistress Helene with bab.
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-Well, blow me.
-Aye.
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The old wizard hunchback
did smell it up her snufty.
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Mmm.
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Stop fussing, man.
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Writhing about my knee
like some inky octopus. Get out.
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Please.
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(SOFTLY) Please.
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(DOOR CLOSING)
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(SIGHS) God, forgive
my unnatural torment!
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Ow!
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Ow!
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Ah!
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Ah!
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(FOLK MUSIC PLAYING)
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Ooh, tap tap. Who is there?
Oh, it's Captain Finger!
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Oh, what have we here?
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Oh, busy, busy, busy,
busy, busy, busy. Oh, busy...
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-What's in the pocket, Captain Finger?
-Brother joseph!
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Ah! (CHOKING) You're strangling me.
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(BREATHES HEAVILY)
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-(LAUGHS) Very good.
-Thank you.
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-How's Ruth?
-Not well.
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Oh, my congratulations.
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Though I'm a little saddened
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you shall not enjoy
all the delights Fiji has to offer.
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It seems I am to return solo.
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Not quite solo, Brother.
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Ah, yes, yes, you are to travel with me.
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Ah, no, but I get seasick.
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(MOCK RETCHING)
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Oh, what's in the pocket,
Captain Finger? (LAUGHS) Oh!
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BROTHER jOSEPH: Now, I'm afraid
my finger will spew occasionally.
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jOHN: You love him, do you?
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Tiny heart, bouncing in your belly.
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A great day for Hunderby, hmm?
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Yes, indeed, Brother joseph.
All will be as was.
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Curious. Tis several months
since Edmund lay with his wife.
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A man's seed can thrive in warm,
dark places for up to a year, sir.
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Hmm. Though did not his mother's
testament stipulate
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that a child be born within one year?
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Which is but a sixth-month hence.
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A baby's fully cooked
at sixth months, sir.
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And if it cling on
for the full endurance?
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God will find a way to prise
the child from its sac, sir.
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(LAUGHING)
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HESTHER: Are you enjoying
the merry sight, Graham?
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There is much revelry this night.
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But we can make our own revelry.
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I hope you will not scold me, husband.
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But I have paid a visit
to the seamstress.
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And... I have had my tongue scraped.
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I'm going out.
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Oh, but husband!
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As tis our anniversary,
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I thought perhaps tonight you might care
to visit my special place?
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As you did when last we courted?
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When first we courted?
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When your limbs were not
two withered pipes
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linked by a wiry grey bridge?
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Graham, have you been drinking?
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No.
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ALL: (CHANTING) Geoff! Geoff! Geoff!
Geoff! Geoff!
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(CHANTING CONTINUES)
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Geoff! Geoff! Geoff!
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I never thought an ape on a bongo
would thrill thee so, sister.
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Geoff! Geoff! Geoff! Geoff! Geoff!
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(GASPING)
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Congratulations on the baby, Elisabeth.
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Thank you.
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Fancy another?
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EDMUND: Dorothy!
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What is the meaning of this?
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Thumping a freak.
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I was just patting john on the back.
Congratulating him on being so brave.
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Well, please take care.
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You could burst his hump.
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Come, john, the wine is flowing,
the buffet is still brimming.
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Help yourself to a sausage slipper.
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And you, my dove, must to your bed,
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ere you cook us up
some boss-eyed gorilla.
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(CHANTING CONTINUES)
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(CHANTING ECHOES)
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Oh!
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Sorry, Graham. I thought
I might rouse your slumbering soldier.
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I would rather you did not.
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Hmm?
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Tis still numb from last time.
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(SOBBING)
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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You stay away from her
till she's birthed that baby
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or God help me I will...
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(LAUGHING)
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(YELLING)
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(WATER SPLASHING)
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Help!
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jOHN: Good God, I get urges.
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(CLEARING THROAT)
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Graham? Graham?
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Sorry, sorry, Graham. Graham, my love.
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Sorry, Graham.
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-Graham?
-(SNORING)
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My love? (GIGGLES NERVOUSLY)
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(CHURCH BELL TOLLING)
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(ALL CHATTING, INDISTINCT)
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(GASPS)
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Holy pastor!
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They must have stumbled
and hit their heads.
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-So all... All their clothes fell off.
-Yes.
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BROTHER jOSEPH: Brother Edmund!
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Dear God!
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He's lying sticky with another man.
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Oh, what witchcraft is this?
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Oh, Satan's been up his bottom.
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I do see what has passed.
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With his instrument of evil
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did this liquorice Lucifer
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hex dear Brother Edmund to lie with him.
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(PEOPLE GASPING)
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Get down foul beast of the apocalypse!
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All night has this negro necromancer
ridden our holy pastor
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about the church in some beastly
Satanic mass!
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Oh, dear God, no.
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Save us!
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There is but one way
to end this abomination.
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We must seize the demon.
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-He is a man witch.
-Seize him.
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Seize the man witch before he wakes
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and works his evil voodoo upon us!
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It's the devil's doing!
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(ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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HELENE: Graham?
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(KNOCKING CONTINUES)
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HELENE: Graham?
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(GRUNTS, GRAHAM THUDS)
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(PANTING)
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HELENE: Graham, please.
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(GRUNTING)
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HELENE: Is anybody there?
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Graham?
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Graham?
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Please answer.
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Ooh! Ah.
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HELENE: Graham?
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-(GRUNTING)
-Graham!
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Graham!
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Graham, please, are you there?
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Graham?
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(THUD)
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(CROWD SHOUTING)
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This lad's got something to say.
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Last night, he do say
he was fiddled upon by a man.
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(ALL GASPING)
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MAN: Tell 'em.
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Tell 'em what he looked like.
The man what fiddled thee.
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(PEOPLE MURMURING)
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Please, sir. He was all in black.
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See? All black!
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(ALL EECLAIMING)
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No, no, it was...
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Him again.
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The sooty sorcerer.
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He tried to stick his finger up...
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Vile deed upon vile deed!
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And he pulled his winkle.
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(ALL EECLAIMING)
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Oh, Geoff!
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We are all prey to the filthy harbinger
of hocus-pocus.
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(ALL MURMURING)
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(ALL BOOING)
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Oh!
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Hesther. You, you look...
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well.
I had feared you would be gone.
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I am just trying to live out
my final days with some dignity.
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I come seeking the Doctor.
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-Graham is...
-(DR FOGGERTY GROANING)
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Not here.
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Tis just... I'm with child.
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Congratulations.
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DR FOGGERTY: Ah...
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-(DR FOGGERTY GROANING)
-Ahhh!
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Forgive me. (GROANS)
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The pain arrives without warning.
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As my physician, Dr Foggerty
may wish to know of my new condition.
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(GROANING) Oh, please Helene.
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Please, allow me to die in peace.
Please!
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(CROWD BOOING)
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And I've seen him flying about at night.
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And yet he says nothing
in his own defence.
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For diabolic pride holds his tongue,
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for he will not betray
his master, Satan.
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He is mute!
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(STRAINED BREATHING)
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Look what I found down the well.
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Lucky john Whiffin.
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Oh, Geoff!
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(DR FOGGERTY GROANS)
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Sorry, Graham.
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BROTHER jOSEPH: Brother Edmund,
you are a justice of the Peace
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and indeed, the most wronged victim
of Geoff's African sorcery.
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What would you have us do?
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Hang him?
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ALL: (CHANTING) Hang him! Hang him!
Hang him!
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(CHANTING GROWS LOUDER)
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Shh!
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Edmund?
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ALL: (CHANTING)
Hang him. Hang him.
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(CHANTING CONTINUES)
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Tis God's will.
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(CHANTING CONTINUES)
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(INAUDIBLE)
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(SPITS)
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BROTHER jOSEPH:
Most regrettable, Brother,
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but I have been recalled
urgently to Fiji.
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On, on.
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Geoff?
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(INAUDIBLE)
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Oh, dear God, Geoff!
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(THUD)
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Get out of Hunderby, Geoff.
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Get away from this godforsaken
thicket of pigs and ne'er come back.
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-DOROTHY: Oh!
-(GASPS)
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I was worried sick
about thee, Mistress Helene,
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wandering about
with your precious cargo.
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Fear not, I shall attend
thy every need herein
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and never let you out of my sight.
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