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(gasping, yelling)

(screaming)

(screaming continues)

[Hawaii Five-O theme song plays]

♪ Hawaii Five-O 9x16 ♪ Hapai ke kuko hanau ka hewa

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♪ It's a beautiful morning ♪

♪ Ah ♪

♪ I think I'll go outside ♪

♪ Ah ♪

Early reports indicate that two men wearing masks

threatened tellers into handing over more than $30,000 in cash

before making their escape.

Thankfully, no one was harmed.

HPD has asked any witnesses to come forward,

and for the public to remain vigilant at this time.

♪ Another brand-new day ♪

♪ Either way ♪

♪ It's a beautiful morning ♪

♪ Ah ♪

♪ Each bird keeps singing ♪

♪ His own song ♪

So long ♪

♪ I've got to be on my way now ♪

♪ Ain't no fun just hanging around ♪

♪ I've got to cover ground ♪

♪ You couldn't keep me down ♪

♪ It just ain't no good if the sun shines ♪

♪ When you're still inside ♪ ♪ Shouldn't hide ♪

♪ Still inside ♪ ♪ Shouldn't hide ♪

♪ Still inside, shouldn't hide ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ Ooh... ♪

Adam.

My man.

Hey, Hal.

Hey.

How are you today?

I'm great, thank you.

And you're doing great, too.

Your signing is really coming along.

Ah, thank you.

So, uh,

what's my word of the day?

Ah.

Malasada.

(both laugh)

W-Wait a second. Is that your way

of telling me you're sick of sandwiches?

Oh, please.

This is my favorite kind of sandwich.

Free.

Hey.

Did you ever hear back

about that... janitorial job?

I did.

They said they needed a permanent address

for the application.

I'm sorry to hear that.

Hey.

Next time,

if you need to put down an address,

you can use mine.

You've already been so kind to me.

Which is why I feel terrible

asking you this.

My granddaughter, Alexis--

she's turning six next week,

and I want to send something back home to her.

I'm not asking for money.

I have enough saved up.

It's just...

...I can't go into a kid's store looking like this.

Of course.

Just...

tell me what you need,

and I'll go pick it up for you.

But here's the deal.

I need you to meet me

at the corner of 8th and Pahua

in one hour. Deal?

I don't suppose you're gonna tell me why?

You'll know soon enough.

DANNY: Okay, this is a first.

You know, so I-I've been to, uh, band camp with Grace,

took her, uh, to circus camp once.

I even heard of a place called magic camp.

But mermaid camp-- this is definitely something else.

Sirens of the Seven Seas is not a camp.

It's Oahu's premier mermaid experience.

It's also not for kids.

There's lots of grown women who do this.

They also pay up to $10,000 for these custom silicone tails.

Ah. They should be spending that money on therapy.

That's on top of the price of the course.

This stuff is not cheap.

They also have these "finstructors"

that are trained synchronized swimmers,

and they teach you, you know, all the moves

and how to hold your breath underwater and stuff.

Did you read the brochure, or...?

No, this has, like, kind of been on my bucket list

for my entire life.

I love mermaids. I really love mermaids.

I-I watched The Little Mermaid so many times as a kid,

that I wore out the VHS.

Try to hold yourself together,

because we have to investigate a murder here.

Ah, I cannot make any promises.

Hi. (indistinct radio chatter)

What do we have, guys?

CUNHA: Well, from what I can tell,

C.O.D. was acute poisoning.

I won't know the exact kind until I can run further tests,

but my best guess would be rodenticide, aka rat poison.

If she was poisoned, what's with all the blood?

Because most rat poisons are anticoagulants, which explains

why our Vic hemorrhaged out of all of her orifices.

Well, what do we know, Duke-- anything?

Her name's Gwendoline Baker.

33 years old.

She works for a health and beauty company.

Apparently, she booked out

this whole place for her top sales team.

DANNY: Huh. What about a spa day?

Nobody does that anymore, or what?

We're in the process of getting statements

from everyone who was here. All right.

Oh, this is interesting:

did you know that, uh, women are five times more likely

to, uh, use poison as a murder weapon than men?

For the record, we're just as capable

of using a gun or a knife.

Ha, ha. Sister.

Also, last time I checked, poison was

a common murder method for both genders. Spouses, actually.

Okay. That reminds me-- does she have a spouse?

Her husband Josh is off the island.

He's coaching at a tennis camp on Kauai.

He's catching the next flight back.

TANI: I recognize her necklace.

Duke, what did you say that company

she worked for is called?

It was, um, Plum & Rose Beauty.

What is that-- you heard of it or something?

Yeah.

GWENDOLINE: Imagine your ideal life.

The places you'd visit.

The experiences you'd have.

Everything you could possibly want.

Well, Plum & Rose Beauty

can make all of those dreams come true.

If you told me five years ago that this would be my life,

I would have said you were crazy.

Yet here I am.

I started with Plum & Rose Beauty as a way

to supplement my schoolteacher income.

But by my second month,

my sales commissions

had surpassed my yearly income.

And me? I got to retire at 38 'cause this boss lady

makes six figures a month.

(chuckles) Thanks, honey. But I'm not special.

Plum & Rose Beauty is for anyone who's motivated, coachable

and looking to live their best life.

If that sounds like you, then don't wait.

Join our sisterhood today.

I'm Gwendoline Baker, and my greatest joy is showing people

how to live the life of their dreams.

JUNIOR: See, I get that she's selling a load of crap, and yet

you still kind of want to buy it.

Buy what? I just watched the video, too,

I have no idea what she's selling.

TANI: Plum & Rose

is a beauty and health company

that sells a wide range of skin care products,

but what they're really selling is a lifestyle,

with some aspirational female empowerment stuff peppered in.

And these ladies are all about the 'gram.

Instagram, people. You know, exotic vacations

and-and champagne brunches and mermaid camps.

They put it all on social media

so it boosts the brand. STEVE: It just seems

like a-a lot of work to sell hand cream.

They're not doing it to sell hand cream,

they're doing it to recruit new sellers.

It's called multilevel marketing.

So with every new client brought in,

you get a commission off the purchase

of the initial starter kit,

and then every subsequent sale.

I know this because I went to high school with a girl

who kept pestering me to join.

And I had to unfriend her on Facebook.

It's a pyramid scheme.

That's what it is. DANNY: Our victim

was at the top of the food chain.

Yeah, which could have made her a target.

Elite sellers like Gwendoline-- she's an exception

to the rule. Most people that join--

they spend thousands and thousands of dollars

on these starter kits that they can't sell,

and then they end up broke and totally screwed.

STEVE: So, if Gwendoline

had hundreds of people selling under her...

Then that means there's (phone vibrates) hundreds of people

who might have struck out and gone broke.

Uhp, update from Noelani.

So the poison turns out to be foxglove,

and it was ingested between six and 24 hours

- before time of death. - JUNIOR: Okay.

So that means we're not just looking for people

at the mermaid camp, we need to consider

anyone who came in contact with her

over the last 24 hours.

Right. And if Gwendoline is responsible

for ripping a whole bunch of people off,

that means our suspect pool just exploded.

JERRY: Hey, I found something interesting

on Gwendoline's phone.

Two weeks ago,

she texted pictures to an auto insurance agent.

The Benz from the video.

Does that say "die" on the car?

Talk about telegraphing your next move.

Good work, Jerry. You realize

what you just - found, right? Yeah.

Whoever did this is likely our killer.

As requested, one purple elephant.om

She gonna love it.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

And this is for you.

I get an elephant, too?

No. Much better.

Some new clothes.

Which you're going to put on

after we go get you

a shave and a haircut.

I don't understand.

Hal, I think

you should deliver that gift

to your granddaughter in person.

And if you're okay with it,

I'd like to...

pay for your ticket.

Adam.

I don't know what to say.

Just say yes.

♪ ♪

I haven't seen this guy in a long time.

Okay...

I have to ask:

why are you doing all this for me?

Because everyone deserves

a second chance.

Get yourself a shower,

then meet me

at Kamekona's shrimp truck.

We'll get a good meal in you,

and then I'll drive you

to the airport.

You're a good man.

Yo, look at Gwendoline's last Instagram post.

Wow. That's, uh, pretty creepy.

She'd already been poisoned by then.

She just didn't know.

Oh, yeah.

Hey, check this out.

I-I think I got something.

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

Well, it looks like someone ripped her pretty good

in the comments section.

Okay, Joons, um, social media 101--

that's called trolling.

Trolling. Trolling.

Trolling? Trolling.

Okay. Check out this trolling.

It-it says that, um, "Your whole life is a con.

You profit off of other people's misery."

Wow.

Look at this.

Shopping trips to Monte Carlo,

box seats at the Super Bowl, lots of trips on private jets.

Like, I'm jealous of this woman's life,

and she dead.

Well, a little birdie did tell me this morning that you were

pretty jealous of the mermaid camp.

(snorts)

Um, did this birdie have a blonde pompadour

and talk with his hands?

Ah. Correct. (laughs)

Well, uh, I guess that every little girl

who watched that movie wanted to be a mermaid, right?

Well, that, yes, obviously.

Okay, also, when I was a little kid,

I was terrified of the water.

Until my dad convinced me that mermaids were real.

What? And then,

I kid you not, he could not get me out of the ocean.

Every weekend, we would go to

Kuilima Cove, and we'd swim in the coral reef.

I would just dive in,

and just-just hope

to get a glimpse of a mermaid, just-just a glimpse.

And then, I would...

I would hold my breath for as long as I could,

and then I would swim up to the top, and I would

get some air, and then dive back down,

and I would do that over and over and over

until, um, I was

so exhausted that my dad would...

He'd come and pick me up and

carry me to our towels, and, um,

yeah, we'd just fall asleep in the sun.

That sounds like a great dad.

Yeah, he was.

I know. I know,

I'm not who you came to see.

In fact, I wouldn't even

be with you here today

if a certain someone

hadn't retired her husband

and saved him from a boring career

in corporate real estate.

So please allow me to welcome to the stage

the head honcho, grand dame and

She-E-O of Plum & Rose,

your favorite badass,

and my much better half, Jocelyn Greene!

♪ Thanks for making me a fighter ♪

♪ Made me learn a little bit faster... ♪

Ladies and gentlemen, my husband, Trent!

(applause)

Thank you so much, sweetheart,

for that amazing introduction. (music stops)

Okay, how many of you can relate to this?

(laughter)

You wake up late, hit snooze, rush the kids to school,

report to boring meetings, fight rush-hour traffic,

put the kids to bed, and finally, fall asleep, exhausted.

Already dreading having to do it all over again

the next day, Groundhog Day style.

Mombies! All of you!

Admit it! The-the days

turn into weeks, turn into months,

and then you look old, and you have to buy our eye cream.

(laughter) I am here

to tell you there's a better life

waiting for you.

So, you feeling inspired?

Shoot. I wish my wife would retire her husband.

Play nothing but golf all day long?

Man, I can get down with that.

It's absolutely devastating.

I mean, Gwen wasn't just my top seller.

She was a dear friend.

You-you didn't... you didn't want to cancel this then,

if she was a dear friend?

Oh, believe me, I would have preferred to, but, I mean,

this was scheduled for months, and most of these women--

they flew in from the mainland for it.

GROVER: Yeah, I get it. No point in

having people miss the opportunity of a lifetime

to get royally screwed.

Excuse me?

You run a pyramid scheme.

You sell these people on getting rich quick

and getting fast money, and then, you just leave 'em broke

with a hundred boxes of lotion and shampoo.

Look, selling is hard, but

so is life.

Big opportunities call for big risks.

We offer people the tools to change their lives.

Whether or not they succeed,

that's... that's up to them.

You can save the sales pitch, respectfully.

Gwendoline was one of your top sellers.

You said that, didn't you?

Yeah. I mean, she... she was a natural-born closer.

In fact, we were getting ready to induct her

into our Golden Circle.

And what in the hell is that?

It's the highest level of our company.

Gwen was the fastest person in the history of Plum & Rose

to achieve it.

So what you're really saying is that she ended up

recruiting a whole bunch of sellers,

and that's how you get into this circle.

And these sellers, I'm sure, were not very happy people

when they were stuck with all of this product that you're selling

and no place to unload it.

Any of those people threaten you?

Well, sure, there were some cases,

but we take the safety of our people very seriously.

We have a security team that investigates all such cases.

Good. We're gonna need all the records

from these, uh, "investigations."

Oh, also, uh, we're gonna need a-a list

of all of Gwendoline's sellers, top to bottom,

throughout the whole, uh, scheme, pyramid...

whatever you call it.

Of course. Whatever you need.

(cell phone ringing)

Yes, Steve. What's up?

Hey, Danny, listen, I'm here with Junior and Tani.

They just got a lead on our car vandal.

You know that phrase that was spray-painted

on Gwendoline's car, "women who bleed"?

It turns out it's actually a play on an Instagram hashtag

that she would use sometimes: "women who lead."

Oh, it's wordplay. That's clever.

And that hashtag, #WomenWhoBleed,

made it into the comments section

of four of Gwendoline's posts, all by the same user.

We tracked the account back to a Makani Pule.

We're sending you over a photo now.

STEVE: We got no current address on Makani,

but she does have a car registered under her name.

I asked Duke to put out a BOLO, and he got a hit.

Where's the car?

(car alarm chirps) What's up?

Can I help you?

What the hell? Get out of my car.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Take care, now.

This is Five-O business. Let the man work.

What's this about? Gwendoline Baker.

We're investigating her murder.

I don't know anything about that.

Do you know anything about vandalizing someone's car?

You know something about that?

I know how dumb I must look,

but six months ago, my husband left me.

I was alone and scared.

Then I stumbled across Gwendoline's Facebook page

and saw the life she had--

--the friends, the clothes, the parties-- and I thought

maybe I can have that, too.

So I dove in and spent my entire savings

to sell for Plum & Rose.

Yeah, I'm guessing that didn't work out for you, did it?

Pop the trunk.

Why do you think I come to the gym to shower?

You're living out of your car. Humbling to have

all your worldly possessions fit in the trunk of a Volkswagen.

Yeah.

The only other thing I have to my name

is 15K worth of Plum & Rose product

that's gathering dust in a storage locker.

GROVER: Yeah, you're breaking my heart.

You know, if somebody took me

for everything I had, I'd be pretty angry.

Maybe I'd vandalize their car. Maybe I'd even kill 'em.

I'll admit I went on a bit of a bender a couple weeks back

and vandalized Gwendoline's car, but I didn't kill her.

Do you have an alibi for the last 36 hours?

As a matter of fact, I do.

(elevator bell chimes) Hey, what do you got?

DANNY: So, Makani spent the last 48 hours at a detox center.

I called the place.

It checks out. She left at 10:00 this morning.

Which puts her well outside of our 24-hour poisoning window.

Right. Which leads us back to square one;

no leads, and a gigantic suspect pool.

All right, well, look, Jerry's over at the victim's house now.

Let's hope he finds something.

(cell phone ringing)

Hey, Noelani, what's up?

Hey, I heard you're at our victim's house.

That's right.

Well, that's good because I just got the lab results back

on the contents of her stomach.

Oh? Did you find anything interesting?

Yeah, collagen.

JERRY: Okay, I got, uh, banana peels,

some bags of frozen fruit,

pineapple, peaches,

shredded coconut, a box of flax seeds...

All right, all of those items

were in Gwendoline's stomach when she died.

Yeah, it looks like she was a juicer.

I'm definitely getting a smoothie vibe.

Well, that makes sense because

here's the thing about foxglove.

It's a bitter plant similar to kale,

so whoever dosed her needed to make sure they masked the taste.

Oh, what do we have here?

A single-serve packet

of Plum & Rose beauty collagen powder.

Oh, it looks like someone...

made an incision in the seam

that someone put back together with adhesive to reseal it.

There's only one reason why it would have been tampered with.

Yeah. Death, thy name is smoothie.

I just found our murder weapon.

JOSH: What's wrong with you people?

I keep telling you, I didn't kill my wife.

All right, well, we get your, uh,

position vis-à-vis murdering your wife,

but we deal with a thing called evidence.

What evidence?

I wasn't even on island when she died.

That's true. He was, uh...

was at a tennis tournament. Yeah.

And that, that right there made, uh,

made your plan look even better.

Didn't it, Josh?

I don't understand.

Well, you knew your wife's routine

better than anybody, right?

You knew that the days that your wife went to the gym,

she drank a smoothie first thing in the morning.

Yeah, so?

DANNY: In theory, you could have

slipped something into her, um...

I don't know, like, her collagen supplement.

Left town...

knowing she's gonna make a smoothie

and drink the thing on Monday.

So then she dies, you come back, you got a perfect alibi.

Right, except you forgot about

the Warfarin-- your wife's Warfarin prescription

for her heart condition.

That drug, combined with the poison,

causes massive hemorrhaging.

But if it wasn't for that, right,

it would have just looked like

a good old-fashioned heart attack.

Guys, I love my wife.

Why would I want to kill her?

I don't know, but won't you do me a favor

and pretend you've never seen these papers before.

We got that draft from her computer, the divorce papers.

No, look, you got to understand something.

My wife was a hothead.

She threatened divorce when we fought,

but we always worked it out. And that worked out

good for you, didn't it? 'Cause when you married her,

you signed a rock-solid prenup that said

if you guys split, you get nothing.

DANNY: Right, u-unless she dies of a heart attack

or something like that, then you get a $3 million

life insurance policy.

You think I'd kill my wife for money?

Yeah. That's... that's what we're...

that's what we're talking about here.

So, the money, the house,

the cars, the whole lifestyle, that was Gwen's thing.

Guys, look, I know it's hard to believe,

but come on.

I mean, when we first met, we had nothing.

And to be honest,

we were happier back then, you know?

I mean, Gwen loved her job.

A-And I loved that she was so good at it.

But it lost a lot of luster towards the end there.

Lot of luster? Wh-What's that mean?

Gwen was thinking about leaving the company.

Leaving the company?

All that success, all that money,

why would she want to give that up?

Because something shady was going on over there.

At least that's... that's what Gwen said.

Shady? Like, more shady than the...

the life-ruining pyramid scheme?

I-I don't know what it was, okay?

She wouldn't tell me.

But if I were you two,

I'd take a closer look at Plum & Rose.

Okay. So, just so I'm clear,

you, uh... you got... you got motive,

uh, your alibi has been destroyed

and, um, you... just because you say so,

we should go off on this hunch?

I don't know what to say.

It's the truth.

(light rock playing)

Your buddy came by.

Said to give you this.

You okay, bruddah?

KAMEKONA: I guess your friend wasn't ready

to face his family.

Yeah, maybe not.

But I'm not giving up on him so easily.

When I was a keiki, we used to go around

to Mr. Moki's corner store.

One day I was in there,

Mr. Moki himself caught me swiping a candy bar.

This man used to help out my moms

when she didn't have enough for groceries.

God bless that man.

He knew I was better than that.

He told me he would hook me up with a job

if I showed up the next day.

You know where I was the next day?

Mr. Moki's?

Moving product on Ewa Beach.

I know Mr. Moki cared for me.

But I guess I just wasn't ready to be pushed.

That's why I believe

everyone got to make their own changes

in their own time.

Brah.

You a good guy.

Doing a good thing.

Sometimes you have to ask yourself

if you're doing this for him

or for yourself.

JERRY: Hey, guys, check this out.

I went through the files - (sighs) on Gwendoline's computer...

and I found this.

This is Gwendoline's master sales chart.

The names are people that Gwendoline

drew commission from, she recruited them,

and they, in turn, recruited others.

All right, so what? She just sits back

and collects checks, drinks champagne?

That's a lot of people up there.

If it sounds too good to be true,

that's because it is.

Go on.

Well, when I compare this chart

with the Gwendoline sellers chart

I got from her boss Jocelyn,

I found some discrepancies.

There are 79 names that are in Gwendoline's chart

that do not appear on the chart that Jocelyn provided.

Wh-Why would she leave all these names out?

Because they're not legit.

Yeah, Beth King died in August of 2015.

Alice Sweeney is an 87-year-old retiree in Naples, Florida.

Isaiah Norman just plain doesn't exist.

STEVE: Okay.

So this isn't just a Ponzi scheme;

it's also a money laundering scheme.

Jocelyn's using dummy accounts

to filter this cash through the company.

Do we know where the money's coming from?

Any idea? Well, check this out.

Jocelyn and her husband own titles

to several shell corporations.

All of which have received money

that has been linked to the Mack Avenue Crew.

Oh.

A crime syndicate out of Detroit.

Let me tell you, this crew, they ain't nothing to play with.

They're involved in everything

from drugs to human trafficking.

That makes sense, I mean, that would be a reason

that, uh, she would have gone sour against the company.

Gwendoline was about to

blow the whistle on this money laundering,

now Jocelyn's got more than enough motive

to want to see her dead.

Door's been breached.

That's never a good thing.

♪ ♪

TANI: Clear.

Hi.

Looks like they were getting ready to leave town.

Looks like she left without him.

All right, so we've got forced entry.

We got half-packed bags, we got a dead husband upstairs,

and Jocelyn and the two kids are missing.

Okay, well, it sounds like

someone interrupted their escape.

The husband tried to put up a fight,

he got a bullet for his troubles.

Maybe it's that crew from Detroit.

Well, they do have a whole bunch of security cameras

in here, so the odds are

they must have caught something, right?

Hey.

No, she got the bad-news face on.

Yeah, so I found Jocelyn's computer.

Whoever did this managed to knock

all the cameras off-line first.

I did, however, find something else interesting.

So, Jocelyn seems to have forgot

to delete her browser history.

"Foxglove. What part is poisonous?"

"How to dry foxglove leaves."

Okay. So she's our killer.

Where is she, and where are her kids?

All right, let's...

let's just pray they're all still alive.

Presuming that, why would somebody

keep them alive and take them with, okay?

It-it's because she's got to have something they want, no?

She's got their money.

Their money, right? She's got to have their money.

I'm thinking that crew has eyes inside this operation here.

Okay, they learn something's going wrong.

Gwendoline's dead.

Cops are sniffing around. They're gonna panic.

They're gonna want to pull that cash out, right?

So they come here, and what do they find?

Jocelyn's getting ready to bail.

JUNIOR: Well, if you're right, we need

to figure out where Jocelyn stashed that cash

before those Detroit goons do, because...

once they get what they want,

her and her kids are dead.

Hey.

I'm sorry, Adam, but you have to understand.

For a long time,

I fooled myself that no one knew how bad my drinking was.

Things got bad, then worse.

I was numb

to humiliating myself.

Hurting my friends,

my family.

My marriage failed.

My daughter didn't want me

to walk her down the aisle.

The shame of that.

I decided that my family would be better off

if I'm not in the picture.

I understand.

No, you don't.

What if they don't want me back?

What if they do...

...and you never know

because you were too afraid to find out?

Hal.

All I know

is that when I hit rock bottom,

some friends

handed me a lifeline

and I took it.

And it was the best decision

I ever made.

STEVE: Okay, look, if I'm gonna stash

millions of dollars in dirty cash,

I'm gonna be wanting a location

that's secure, right?

That has easy access, good storage, good security.

Somewhere your dog wouldn't dig it up.

Right, well, I went through the Greenes' financials.

Aside from their primary home,

they own four properties on the island:

a beachfront estate in Kailua,

a luxury condo on Halekauwila Place,

a yacht that's docked in Ala Wai Harbor

and a ranch-style two-bedroom on Nahua Street.

Look, I'm thinking the money could be stashed

at one or more of these locations,

so, Danny, why don't you grab Tani,

hit the last one and the beach house.

They're in close proximity.

I drive by that condo every day.

You and Lou hit the condo.

I'm gonna hit the docks, all right?

I'll back the truck in.

(siren wailing)

Hey! Five-O! Drop your weapon!

(groans)

No! (gasps) Get up.

Get up!

You have to save him.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Back away.

Back a... Stay on your knees.

I have 30 minutes to deliver this cash to these guys,

or they... they're gonna kill my kids,

and the only person who knows where they are is him.

So I ran our dead shooter.

His name is Samuel Wade, and he did time at Jackson State Prison.

Look, Jerry, we got to find

the rest of this guy's crew right away.

They're holding Jocelyn's kids

for ransom right now, and-and we got

25 minutes to get there, you understand?

On it.

Okay, here we go.

Wade flew into HNL yesterday and rented a car.

The reservation was linked to another.

They're both SUVs, a late-model

GMC Yukon and a Range Rover.

The Yukon's here. Okay, well, rental car companies

usually put vehicle recovery systems in their cars,

so I'll reach out and find the Range Rover's exact location.

The second you do-- the second-- text us

and the rest of the team, okay?

Okay, what's happening? We have, like, 20 minutes.

Relax, okay? Hey, I-I'm gonna... I'm gonna arrest you

for murder when this is all over,

but right now we got to deal with your kids.

I got kids. I've been right where you are,

so I understand how you feel. You got to put that aside,

you need to relax, and you're gonna help us

find your kids, okay? Mm-hmm.

Take a breath, relax.

(cell phone buzzing)

Jerry got a location.

All right, let's find your kids.

(shuddering): Okay.

Get out.

You're late.

By two minutes. It's kind of hard to drive

with a gun in your ribs.

Where's the money?

Get it.

(car alarm chirps)

Wade.

Let's roll, brother. What the...

Hey, everything's okay, all right, guys?

I'm here.

Your mom's here. She's safe.

Everything's gonna be okay, all right?

You okay?

It's all over, kids. It's all over.

Mama, come on.

Okay, okay, okay.

Mama!

This place looks so beautiful.

I'm glad you finally unpacked all the boxes I helped you move.

You mean those boxes your guys helped me move?

Supervisor. Yeah.

Hey.

Thanks for that advice earlier.

I needed to hear it.

Anytime.

(clears throat)

Uh... (clears throat) Hey, everyone, um...

You guys all know, uh, what I've been through this past year.

You know, at times, I-I've never...

I've never felt so alone.

Been so aware of

what's missing in my life.

Been so sick to my stomach with sadness.

And then,

just when I thought I lost my whole family...

I looked up, and you were all there.

And you made me... you made me feel like part of something.

Made me realize

I'm-I'm not alone,

that I-I do have family.

I just want to tell you thank you.

Thank you.

To you, buddy. To Adam.

To Adam. Cheers.

(Kamekona whoops)

STEVE: Can I eat now?

Yeah. (laughter)

(cell phone ringing) Excuse me, guys.

Hal. Hey, did-did you get there?

Is everything okay?

Yeah, I'm fine, but there's someone here

who wants to talk to you.

Thank you for sending my pop-pop home.

You're welcome.

HAL: Adam, I don't know

how I'll ever repay you.

You've already helped me

more than you can ever know.

You take care, Hal.

You, too.

(phone beeps)

(sighs)

Joons, you know, when you said that we would be spending

the morning on the beach, I thought we'd actually be,

you know, like, lying on it.

O-Okay, well, will you stop now, okay? We're nearly there.

Wh-What are we doing?

Why does it have to be this specific patch of sand?

What are we even...

Joons, you did not.

- You did not. - (chuckles): Mm-hmm.

No! (laughs) Oh, my God! Yeah!

Joons, don't mess with me now!

I'm-I'm not, I'm not. I promise.

One more thing. Hang on. Okay.

So...

every mermaid needs a tail.

Right?

Oh, my God, you're kidding me right now.

- Seriously? - Yeah.

No.

I'm not worthy of this!

Yeah, you're right, yeah. Give it back.

No, I'm wrong! I'm so worthy.

St-Stop it already. You're worthy? Are you sure?

Yes, I'm worthy. Okay, you're worthy.

Joons.

Thank you. No worries.

Thank you. Oh, my God.

I'm glad you're excited.

Yeah, I am. Uh, so-so you know...

Uh-huh.

Okay, I'm recording everything, okay?

Because I will finally have some leverage over you,

so when you do cross me,

I am blasting this thing on social media.

I just have to join it first.

I don't care, do whatever you want.

I'm about to crush mermaid camp.

JUNIOR: Have fun.

Ladies, love your tails.

Room for one more?

(screaming)

♪ I know ♪

♪ Beyond a doubt ♪

♪ My heart ♪

♪ Will lead me there soon ♪

♪ We'll meet, I know we'll meet ♪

♪ Beyond the shore ♪

♪ We'll kiss just as before ♪

♪ Happy we'll be ♪

♪ Beyond the sea ♪

♪ And never again I'll go sailing ♪

♪ No more sailing ♪

♪ So long, sailing... ♪

== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man