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Oh, doug!
Hi, how are you?
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I'm good.
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Hey, your fiancé scored
three goals today.
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Yeah, only because of
this guy's assists.
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hey. Hey, everybody,
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I want you to meet
my mate, doug.
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Hey. Hi, everyone.
All: Hi, doug.
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Doug, this is kate.
I mean I'm kate, hi...
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hello, kate.
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Hi.
Uh, look, I'm
double-parked.
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I just wanted to come
and say hey, jules.
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But nice to meet you all.
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Hey, thanks for
the ride, mate.
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Well, he seems
like a nice guy.
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Easy on the eyes, too.
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What?
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What, so finding another man
sexy makes me gay?
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It's the first step
on the journey.
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He just moved here.
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He doesn't know
that many people.
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He's such
a catch, too.
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Hey! Do we know anyone
we can set doug up with?
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hmm.
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Bobby, what about jill,
the labor and delivery nurse?
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She just
got engaged.
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Mm. Oh, what about
your cousin courtney?
Moved to florida.
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Oh, my god, kate.
I am so sorry.
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Ah.
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Do you know anybody who
would be good for doug?
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Yes. Me! Me!
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I would be good for doug!
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Oh...
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Yeah...
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No.
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What?! Why not me...?
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No, no. It's just that
doug's such a nice guy
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And we want him to be,
you know... Happy.
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Excuse me?
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It's just that, every time
we set you up with somebody,
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You invent some
ridiculous reason
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Why the guy
isn't good enough.
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Too tall, too short,
weird earlobes,
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Eats a banana with
a knife and fork.
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It's a handheld fruit.
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Kate, we have put ourselves
on the line for you.
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I mean, we've lost friendships.
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We've been put in awkward
situations. We're done.
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Now, are you
gonna finish that?
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So let me get
this straight,
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You've all decided
that I am un-setup-able?
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No, it's nothing personal.
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We love you as a friend
but, romantically...
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Uh...
how do I say this?
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We wouldn't wish you
on our worst enemy.
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¶ ¶
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Are these
yours or mine?
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Does it even matter?
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no, you're the man.
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all right,
I'll see you later, buddy.
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Who are you
talking to?
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Craig.
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Who's craig?
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Your neighbor, c-dog.
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Oh, you mean
blue prius guy.
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Ah, right, the one married
to only wears turtlenecks.
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Mm.
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She has a name.
And it's lisa.
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And, be kind, she's
got a very unsightly mole.
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How do you know so much
about our neighbors?
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Uh... I talk to them.
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Well, that has
gotta stop right now.
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Will, we have worked
very hard to create a bubble,
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To insulate ourselves
from the neighbors.
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All right? We don't
want any obligations.
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No obligations.
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Or surprise stop-bys.
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Oh, hate the stop-bys.
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And we definitely
don't want to be asked
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To babysit a cat
with diarrhea.
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god, I do not
miss the brenners.
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C-dog and lisa
are not the brenners.
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Give 'em access, and any
neighbor can be the brenners.
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What, so I can't be neighborly?
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Sure, buy
your own house.
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Get to know
your own neighbors.
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Ooh, these are sexy.
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When'd you get these?
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Last week.
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Okay, that was
the moving company.
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They're gonna deliver
the rest of my stuff
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From storage tomorrow.
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Aw... And then we'll be
officially moved in together.
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I know.
Aw...
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Ugh, do you mind?
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No, I guess it is
presumptuous of us
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To express affection
in our own home.
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I'm off to work anyway.
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I'll see ya later.
Mm-hmm.
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What's this?
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My résumé as a person.
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28 reasons why
I am setup-able.
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you're kidding, right?
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Oh. Okay.
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"does not perspire."
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"open to booty calls."
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"perfect sized nipples"?
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Like canadian quarters.
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Still, he's a really
good friend of lowell's,
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And if things go wrong,
it could get really awkward.
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Okay. I know in the past, I've
been a little particular.
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Ridiculously picky...
Okay, fine...
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But I just really want
to meet a great guy,
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And if even my closest friends
think I'm un-setup-able,
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Then what chance
do I have at happiness?
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My god, you're persuasive.
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Yeah.
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It's there under
"special skills."
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Right above
"no gag reflex."
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Andi:
When will this party end?
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Honey, come here for a sec.
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is that will?
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Of course it is.
Look at how the moonlight
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Is reflecting off
his massive forehead.
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Bubble-popping
son of a bitch.
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You're still glowing.
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I'm sorry, but it was
c-dog's 40th birthday.
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I specifically
told you
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To stay within the confines
of the bubble.
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Yeah, I know, but...
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I like being a part
of the community.
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Whe-when val got
the house in the divorce,
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She also got all the neighbors.
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I'm a neighborhood guy.
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Well, as long as you're
living under this roof,
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You're a bubble guy.
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I had to go.
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The whole neighborhood
was there.
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Yeah, we don't care
that the whole neigh...
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Wait, the whole
neighborhood was there?
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Why weren't we invited?
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Uh, be... Cause
nobody likes you.
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how could
they not like us?
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Who cares if
nobody likes us?
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I do!
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It's one thing
if we exclude them,
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But another
if they exclude us.
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Oh, boy.
Here we go.
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They are gonna like us.
Ooh, they are gonna like us
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Even if I have to
shove us down their throat.
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And you know why?
You want to know why?
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Because we are
a frickin' delight!
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Well, that's everything.
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In the world?
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Well, I-I guess we're
gonna have to get rid of
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Some stuff.
Your stuff.
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Call us when
you lose, buddy.
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Hi, craig.
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I'm andi mcallister
from next door.
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I know who you are.
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I, um, I brought you
some cookies.
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Lisa!
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Always pregnant lady's here!
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Lisa: The one married
to ginger balls?
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Hi, yes. I was just
coming by to bring over...
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Hi. Lisa, right?
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I brought you
some cookies.
Interesting.
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I brought cookies over
when you moved in.
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As I recall,
when I rang the doorbell,
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You hid behind the couch.
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Like a child.
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Well, the point is
I'm here now.
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And I, I really want
to be a better neighbor.
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Well, she did
walk over here.
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And...
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Carrying that load
can't be easy.
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Thank you, c-dog.
It is not.
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Fine. If you really
want to get involved,
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As block captain, I know a lot
of ways you could help out.
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well, captain...
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Call on me if you need
anything.
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You know where I live.
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you're handsome,
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Successful, no kids
that you know of.
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Is there anything wrong
with you?
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You know, I'm really glad
lowell gave me your number.
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I'm glad, too.
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I'm more glad.
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And there it is.
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What do you mean,
he was too nice?
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Ugh, I mean he's complimentary
and accommodating
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And just so happy to be with me.
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What a bastard.
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You are unbelievable.
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I went out on a limb and
convinced lowell to set you up,
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Because you swore
you wouldn't do this.
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He gave me a soft
forehead kiss good night.
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Kate, has it ever
occurred to you
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That maybe the problem
isn't with these guys?
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Maybe it's you?
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It doesn't seem likely.
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Look, you can't make
a decision about someone
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After just one date.
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I mean, do you know
how many things about bobby
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Bothered me on our first date?
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She farted.
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But we gave it a second chance.
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: Come on, you guys
really think it's me?
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All:
Yes!
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Okay. Well, wh-what
about this poster?
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Do we like that poster?
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Uh, I thought we did.
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Do we not?
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I think maybe we think
it's a little dated.
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What do you say we throw it
in the discard pile?
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Okay.
Okay.
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:
Hey! Oi!
Hey.
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Hey! Ooh, is this
the sorority stuff
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I was storing
at your house?
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I don't look inside.
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I'm just the mule.
Here you go.
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Old t-shirts.
Lobster bibs.
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And a fork.
Yeah.
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Discard pile?
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No! Are you kidding?
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That fork and I have been
everywhere together.
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These are treasured memories.
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Uh, yeah, but yesterday
you made me throw away
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My high school diploma.
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And that was a decision
we made together.
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Oh, yeah.
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It looks like the whole merging
process is going seamlessly.
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Yeah, it is.
All right, listen closely,
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We don't have a lot of time.
What are you
talking about?
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Let me guess: This is the
discard pile, right?
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And it's all your stuff.
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No. We made a decision together,
that it was best for us...
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No. "we."
"together." "us."
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Those are all code words
that they use
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To make their ideas
seem like yours.
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That doesn't sound
like jules.
No.
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This has andi written
all over it.
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She must have spoken to her.
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The only thing I have left
from my former life
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Is a barcalounger in the garage
that a raccoon had babies in.
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Jules: Lowell, honey, do we
really need this cricket bat
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With all the signatures
all over it?
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00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:21,680
Uh, honey, those are
actually the autographs
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Of the entire australian
national team and...
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Oh, my god, bob.
You're right!
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She's been working me!
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Reclaim your stuff.
252
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Stand up for yourself
and be a man.
Okay.
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00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:34,626
All right, I gotta go.
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I gotta buy andi
some string cheese
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And a hemorrhoid pillow.
256
00:11:39,965 --> 00:11:41,766
This is my life.
257
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,315
No...
258
00:11:57,317 --> 00:12:00,218
I can't find a flaw.
259
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,887
okay.
260
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:05,323
Uh, doug, why don't you tell me
more about you?
261
00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:06,825
You know, something unexpected
262
00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:09,494
I might have missed
on the first date.
263
00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:11,496
Oh, okay.
264
00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:14,332
Um, I'm very close
with my mum and dad.
265
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:15,533
Uh-huh.
266
00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:18,903
I love making collages...
267
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:21,005
As you will soon discover.
268
00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:24,309
And I cry freely.
269
00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:28,847
Okay,
270
00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:31,015
Now don't look.
271
00:12:31,017 --> 00:12:33,952
What am I drawing on your hand?
272
00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:38,356
A heart?
273
00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:40,425
With wings.
Oh.
274
00:12:46,899 --> 00:12:48,700
What the hell is all this?
275
00:12:48,702 --> 00:12:50,201
It's for the spring block party.
276
00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:53,071
You mean that thing
we always leave town for?
277
00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:55,106
Yeah. This year you're doing
the face-painting booth.
278
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:58,209
pew, pew, pew!
Pew, pew, pew!
279
00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:02,113
That's lisa and craig's son.
280
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,481
We're watching him
while lisa takes her
father-in-law
281
00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:04,816
To get his colonoscopy.
282
00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:07,285
Pee-paw has a polyp.
283
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,654
Now, henry, we don't
know that. See, there was
284
00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:11,322
Some blood in pee-paw's
stool, but we know...
285
00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:13,558
All right, you know what?
This is a nightmare, all right?
286
00:13:20,065 --> 00:13:20,899
Who's that?
287
00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:22,333
Oh, that's tucker.
288
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:24,068
Tom and gina's dog.
289
00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:26,604
And while you're watching
the dog and watching henry,
290
00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:27,572
Who's watching our son?
291
00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:29,474
Oh, he's at my mom's.
292
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:32,010
Sweetheart, would you mind
going out and getting me
some more glitter pens?
293
00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:33,912
Yes, I would mind.
I'd mind very much.
294
00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:35,914
Andi, take a look around.
The bubble is gone.
295
00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:39,083
Finally, it feels
like a real home.
296
00:13:39,085 --> 00:13:42,987
Hey, ginger balls,
more popcorn!
297
00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:47,358
Ginger balls, please.
298
00:13:51,530 --> 00:13:54,432
It's not me, it's him!
I gave him a second chance,
299
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:57,101
And he held my face. I'm out!
300
00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:58,269
Kate!
301
00:13:58,271 --> 00:13:59,637
No, no, no,
you know what?
It's fine, actually,
302
00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:02,507
'cause doug's not into you,
either.
303
00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:04,776
What?
304
00:14:04,778 --> 00:14:06,811
He said he didn't feel a spark.
305
00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:09,714
I don't understand.
306
00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:12,450
He's not interested
in you.
307
00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:15,286
So what are you saying?
308
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:17,789
He did not like you.
309
00:14:17,791 --> 00:14:19,390
But look,
there's no harm, no foul.
310
00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:20,658
I mean, what are you
gonna do?
311
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:22,493
Oh, I'll tell you
what I'm gonna do.
312
00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:24,128
I am going to call him.
313
00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:25,563
Why?
314
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:27,298
Off the fact
that he could sit there
315
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:31,236
With no interest and put on
all that phony niceness.
316
00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:33,438
That... Is hot.
317
00:14:36,675 --> 00:14:38,509
I thought you said
doug liked her.
318
00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:40,378
Oh, he's crazy about her.
319
00:14:41,847 --> 00:14:44,415
And you knew if you told her
that he didn't like her,
320
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:46,651
That would make her call him.
You are good!
321
00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:48,486
I want my chair back.
322
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:50,221
No.
Okay.
323
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:57,695
Nice tv.
How big is that tv?
324
00:14:57,697 --> 00:14:58,863
I don't know.
325
00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:00,565
What would you say, 55?
326
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:03,735
Sure, 55.
327
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:06,304
There's no way
that's 55.
328
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,908
Andi, this is fantastic.
329
00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:11,943
You are such a godsend.
330
00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:13,278
Bobby, did you hear that?
331
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,512
I'm a godsend.
332
00:15:15,614 --> 00:15:17,515
I bet it's 47.
333
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:19,450
Okay, it's 47.
334
00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:24,255
Come on. If you think it's 55,
just stick up for yourself.
335
00:15:27,893 --> 00:15:29,193
I almost forgot.
336
00:15:29,195 --> 00:15:32,196
Bobby, all the face-painters
wear costumes.
337
00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:35,700
So here is your clown suit.
338
00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:37,869
Never gonna happen.
339
00:15:37,871 --> 00:15:40,438
I'll take that for him.
340
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,540
Well, the flyers are up.
341
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:44,542
Hi, will.
342
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:47,211
Or should I say "mr. Cornhole"?
343
00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:51,149
It's the game with the beanbags.
344
00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:53,384
Oh. Mm-hmm.
The... Yeah. I'm running it.
345
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:54,552
Mm.
346
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,621
So, did I hear that evelyn
is in the hospital?
347
00:15:56,623 --> 00:16:00,491
She's having another
"knee surgery."
348
00:16:02,061 --> 00:16:03,394
Which reminds me.
349
00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:05,129
Andi, would you like to take
over her duties
350
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,764
As editor
of the block newsletter?
351
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:09,834
The whitley whisper?
352
00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:12,637
Lisa, I-I would love to.
353
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,172
Fantastic.
354
00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:17,675
Bobby, your wife could be
block captain some day.
355
00:16:23,082 --> 00:16:26,117
Oh, fyi, your dog crapped
in the hallway.
356
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:27,919
I don't have a dog.
357
00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:30,321
Well, you have a crap.
358
00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:37,362
How'd you lose more stuff?
359
00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:39,097
You were supposed
to take a stand!
360
00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:40,598
Yeah, I know.
I tried, okay?
361
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:41,933
But she can be
very persuasive.
362
00:16:41,935 --> 00:16:45,036
She had sex with me!
363
00:16:48,273 --> 00:16:49,273
Hey, guys!
364
00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:51,776
:
See what I'm up against?
365
00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:53,511
Hey.
366
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:54,645
So, baby, on my run,
367
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,547
I was thinking about
what you said.
368
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:57,815
And you're right.
369
00:16:57,817 --> 00:17:00,351
Why do we need your
wicker footstool?
370
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,353
Oh, no, I'm not...
371
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,624
Okay.
Uh, stop!
372
00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:08,126
Just go get
a cup of coffee.
373
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:09,494
I'll take care of this.
374
00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:11,295
Okay.
375
00:17:11,897 --> 00:17:14,132
What's going on, bobby?
376
00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:16,334
Jules, sweetheart,
it's me, okay?
377
00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:18,803
We both know what
you're doing to lowell.
378
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:20,004
And it may fly
with lowell,
379
00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:21,639
But I've been married
a long time,
380
00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:23,508
And it's not gonna
fly with me.
381
00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:24,776
You feel me?
382
00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:29,247
Oh, no...
Hey, hey, no, don't...
383
00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:31,716
Bob...
384
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,384
What happened to all my stuff?
385
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:37,388
Hey, look, the good news is,
you're still living here.
386
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:40,525
Why are they taking
your sweater?
387
00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:42,393
Well, jules and I talked,
388
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:47,231
And we agreed that purple
isn't our best color.
389
00:17:57,576 --> 00:18:00,078
Do you feel a spark now?
390
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,246
I have since
the moment we met.
391
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:04,949
Oh, it's okay, I know
that's not true.
392
00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:06,851
No, really, it is.
393
00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:11,289
But I thought you
weren't interested.
394
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:15,193
I have
always been interested.
395
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:19,197
Then I have been lied to.
396
00:18:20,532 --> 00:18:22,066
Kate...
397
00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:26,304
Would you like
to... Make love?
398
00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:33,978
Why don't I put
some music on?
399
00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:37,381
I made a playlist
of romantic songs.
400
00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:40,651
It's called
"songs for lovemaking."
401
00:18:42,554 --> 00:18:44,388
Okay.
402
00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:51,095
Kate:
Ugh! How can somebody be
so incredibly desirable
403
00:18:51,097 --> 00:18:53,764
And repulsive
at the same time?
404
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:57,001
He'd be the perfect guy
if he just didn't talk.
405
00:18:57,003 --> 00:19:00,138
Why does he have to be
so damn nice?!
406
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:04,142
So he just went straight
for a rear delivery?
407
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:06,244
Can you believe?
408
00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:08,379
Total sneak attack!
409
00:19:10,415 --> 00:19:13,484
You do not attack from the rear
without warning.
410
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:16,988
Right?! I mean,
it's at least a discussion
411
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:20,258
And probably a nice piece
of jewelry.
412
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,327
Jules, show them
your bracelet.
413
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,396
Not now.
414
00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:36,941
So, did you go
through with it?
415
00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:38,276
Of course not!
416
00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:39,977
I never got the appeal.
417
00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:42,280
I mean, why vacation in newark
418
00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:45,583
When manhattan
is just a bridge away?
419
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,553
Because when someone
tells you
420
00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:51,722
That under no circumstance
can you go to newark,
421
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:55,126
All you can think about
is going to newark.
422
00:19:55,128 --> 00:19:58,529
You're never
going to newark.
423
00:19:58,531 --> 00:19:59,463
Kate, I gotta say,
424
00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:01,465
I did not expect
that from doug.
425
00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:04,302
Yeah, well, I gotta run.
I'm meeting him for a drink.
426
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:07,572
Wait-- you're gonna go out
with him again? Even after...?
427
00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:10,808
Absolutely.
Clearly I misjudged him.
428
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:15,213
A truly nice guy wouldn't have
that in his repertoire.
429
00:20:16,481 --> 00:20:19,717
I kind of want to see
where this thing is gonna go.
430
00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:24,622
I think we all know
where that thing is gonna go.
431
00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:33,898
You guys have
a lot of nerve!
432
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,399
Andi, it's for you.
433
00:20:36,768 --> 00:20:39,170
You and this stupid newsletter
got my house robbed!
434
00:20:39,172 --> 00:20:41,072
What?! Why
would you say that?
435
00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:44,842
"hey, neighbors,
craig and lisa are spending
a long weekend in san francisco.
436
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:48,746
Let's keep a whitley street
watch on their empty house."
437
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:51,682
Yeah, I could see
why you'd say that.
438
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:53,851
The neighborhood association
has voted,
439
00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:56,187
And you've been banned
from all block activities.
440
00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:59,757
And that goes for you,
too, mr. Cornhole!
441
00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:05,997
Looks like we're
back in the bubble.
442
00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:13,871
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