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Jim, you didn't have to
get me all liquored up,
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All right? I prescribe
zerplexa all the time.
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And everyone at
lifebio pharmaceuticals
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Appreciates your
support, dr. Stokes.
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oh,
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Hey, hey...
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Zerplexa pens.
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Oh!
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All right.
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This completes
my collection.
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Now I have everything
from adazol to zerplexa.
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Let me ask you something:
Have you ever crushed up
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Some of those zerplexa
pills and snorted 'em?
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No.
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Joking, I'm joking.
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that is no laughing matter.
I got to go.
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I got to go.
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Nice pen.
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Best part of being a doctor.
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Really?
No, actually,
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Then there's the, uh,
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Part when you meet
a hot woman at a bar
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And you get to tell her
you're a doctor.
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I'm a doctor.
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I'm gretchen.
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Last night
was amazing.
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You had sex
with a senior citizen?
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Oh, what a delicious,
undoable mistake.
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How'd this happen?
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I'd had too much to drink,
it was dimly lit,
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And her makeup was oscar-worthy.
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Will, it sounds like
you strapped on a pair
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Of beer goggles and ran straight
into that cougar cage.
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I just want to forget this
whole thing ever happened.
Oh, come on,
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What's the big deal?
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So you did a little...
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Antiquing over the weekend.
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Oh, you might want
to check the mirror,
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You got a little gray curly
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Stuck between your teeth.
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¶ ¶
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Okay, are you
people ready?
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Ah, there's my date.
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Wow, you look
absolutely adequate.
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You look like
a kmart mannequin.
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I can't believe you guys are
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Going through with this
whole fake date thing.
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Oh, I'm going through with it,
because knowing linda altman,
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She is only
getting married
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So that I'm the last
single one from our sorority.
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Or she's
actually in love.
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she'll do anything
to stick it to me.
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Well, I will not
give her the satisfaction
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Of showing up alone.
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All right, first things first:
Did you bring the laker tickets?
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You will get the tickets
after the wedding,
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That was the agreement.
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Now let's go over
our story. We met in?
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St. Barts.
First dinner?
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Fish tacos.
And then we walked
on the beach and...?
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Don't make me say it.
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Courtside, will.
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I looked in your eyes
and felt a connection
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Unlike any I had before;
it was magic.
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Wow, you two crazy kids
may just fake make it.
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So, first weekend
away from charlie, huh?
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Beautiful
santa barbara,
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Nice hotel room.
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Too bad you're too pregnant
to actually have any fun.
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We're gonna have
plenty of fun.
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We're gonna
sleep in late,
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We're gonna
order room service
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And knock out some
medium-hot sex.
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Is that even, like,
physically possible?
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According to this book,
how to have sex
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When you're super
pregnant, yes.
Oh.
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Oh. Ah, my mom is
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Two minutes away.
Great.
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Soon as we hear her broom
pull up, we'll hit the road.
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You guys,
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Wasn't the ceremony
just so stunning?
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Meh.
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This must have
cost a fortune.
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I am so glad lowell
and I have been saving.
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Well, just think-- the next
wedding we'll be at is yours.
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I know.
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And most importantly,
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I'll be skinny by then.
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What's with the squealing?
Why do they squeal?
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'cause it's
a wedding.
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Women love romance. It's
like emotional porn.
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Hey, speaking of romance,
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Don't say anything
to jules, but...
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I'm going to surprise her
with a couple of tickets
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To india tonight.
I'm taking her back
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To the place we first met.
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I once surprised andi
with some new underwear
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Before our agreed-upon
six-month deadline.
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Blew her mind.
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But yours is good, too.
Yeah.
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Oop. Got a text.
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Room's ready. Excuse me.
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Okay, just got a text.
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They brought our
bags up to the room.
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They even upgraded us
to a handicapped suite,
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So you can get in and
out of the tub easier.
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Nice.
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All right,
let's go do it.
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What, right now?
Yeah,
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I figure we have 20 minutes
before the girl comes back
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With the crab cakes,
so let's go.
Okay.
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Katie.
Linda.
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Mwah, mwah.
Mwah, mwah.
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So glad you
could make it.
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I thought you'd be alone,
so I put you at the table
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With all the cool
single ladies.
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Yeah, I rsvp'd plus one.
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I know, but with you it's always
here today, gone tomorrow.
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Anyhey, I want you to
meet my eternal plus-one,
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The love of my
life, michael.
Pleasure to meet you.
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You may
recognize him
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From the altar where
he said "I do."
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Oh. and I
would like you to meet
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The love of my life,
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And a doctor,
dr. Will stokes.
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Hi. Will.
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Kate and I met
in st. Barts over fish tacos.
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We are very much in love.
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So, what does michael do?
Does michael save lives?
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He's in commercial real estate.
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I own a taco bell.
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So, saving lives,
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Peddling tacos.
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Whoa!
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Let's go.
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Oh, your being a doctor
finally means something.
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Now get off.
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You know what I'm
thinking about right now?
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What?
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My mother.
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Bye, boner.
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I just wonder how she's
doing with charlie, you know?
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I miss him.
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Hang on, we'll do it
right after I call my mother.
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Don't cross those wires.
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I believe this
belongs to you.
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Oh, my god.
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What are the chances of
meeting two nights ago in l.A.
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And then here tonight at a
wedding in santa barbara?
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Slim to none.
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And yet here you are.
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What happened to you?
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I got out of the shower,
heard the door close,
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And then feet running
lightly down the hallway.
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Sprinting, actually.
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:
Yeah, about that.
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I'm sorry, I...
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The tr... The truth is...
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I have a girlfriend.
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I-I have a girlfriend,
and we'd broken up,
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But then I got a text
from her that morning,
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And I-I knew if I stayed, I
wouldn't be able to resist you.
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You're the irresistible one.
My god, that tongue of yours.
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I felt like I'd been
through a car wash.
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This girlfriend, uh,
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Is it serious?
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Very serious.
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Too bad,
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Because this could have
really been something
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If not for the
girlfriend.
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If not for the
girlfriend, yeah.
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Oh, well, life is cruel.
Gotta go.
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Wait,
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You bought
tickets to india?
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Surprise. I was gonna wait to
tell you,
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And then I thought,
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Romantic occasion,
romantic gesture.
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Lowell, that is
a lot of money,
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And I thought we agreed
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We were gonna save
for the wedding.
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Well, yeah,
but, babe,
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Imagine riding an
elephant to a waterfall
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And then making love
in that waterfall.
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Or... Imagine
having a wedding
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In a room
with guests
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And a caterer.
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Okay.
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I've gotta say, that's
not the reaction
I was expecting.
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So what do you
want me to do?
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Just... Do you want me
to return the tickets
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And just forget about the
romance, the elephant,
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And the sex waterfall?
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Thank you for not
making me say it.
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You're the best.
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So, did he pick his monkey
pajamas or his truck pajamas?
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Rocket ships?
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I did not
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See that coming.
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He didn't go with
his regular pajamas.
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And then what did he do?
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Aw!
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And then what
did he do after that?
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And did he
do anything...?
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Hi.
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I'm michael's friend, simon.
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I couldn't help
but notice you...
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Sneering at the bride.
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Oh, no, see,
that was, um...
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I swallowed
an altoid.
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Personally, I think michael's
making a huge mistake.
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I loathe her.
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I'm kate.
Hi.
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Why don't I get
you a drink?
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A... Vodka martini?
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How did you know?
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I can smell it
on your breath.
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I'll go get
his attention.
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Hi. Uh...
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I got a little bit
of a situation.
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I need you to go with me.
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The old lady?
Gretchen?
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She's here.
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Well, that is
an unfortunate
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But enjoyable-for-me
coincidence.
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I told her
I was in
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A serious relationship
with you, so...
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Lay one on me.
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Oh, god...
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Look, you served your purpose
with linda altman
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And I'm very grateful,
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But I just met a cute guy,
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So now our fake relationship
is broken up for real.
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Hey, I was there
when you needed me.
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For lakers tickets.
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Don't cloud
the issue.
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We met in st. Barts.
We ate fish tacos.
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That's the story
we're sticking with,
so get on board.
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Uh, hi, I'm simon.
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Who are you?
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No one. Get lost!
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Andi:
Okay, I'm sorry
about that.
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I guess being away from
charlie for the first time
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Was a little harder
than I thought.
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Will you hold this
for a second?
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Sure.
Anyway,
I promise
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I am not going
to talk to my mom
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On the phone
anymore.
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Really?
Mm-mm.
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Because she
and charlie
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Are on their
way over here.
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I booked them
an adjoining room.
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Great.
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00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,412
So now I'm paying
for two hotel rooms
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I'm not going
to have sex in.
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Why don't we just go home
after the wedding?
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No, we can't.
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My mom's
super excited
258
00:10:19,886 --> 00:10:21,553
For a weekend
in santa barbara.
259
00:10:21,555 --> 00:10:23,154
She'd be
super excited
260
00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:24,389
For a weekend
in afghanistan
261
00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:26,057
If she knew it'd
make me unhappy.
262
00:10:28,227 --> 00:10:30,061
Whew.
263
00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:32,497
Oh.
264
00:10:32,499 --> 00:10:33,832
Well, look at that.
265
00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:36,401
Seated at the
same table.
266
00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:40,505
Again, what are
the chances?
267
00:10:40,507 --> 00:10:42,741
Again, slim to none.
268
00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:45,577
You know what I love
about this wedding?
269
00:10:45,579 --> 00:10:47,979
The bread sticks.
270
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,752
Uh, there she is--
my... My girlfriend kate!
271
00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:56,187
There you are, girlfriend kate!
272
00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:59,090
Please, help. I am mildly
terrified of this woman.
273
00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:00,592
So, go home.
274
00:11:00,594 --> 00:11:02,027
I can't. You're my ride.
275
00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:03,461
Well, that is
unfortunate for you,
276
00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:05,263
Because I am staying
a very long time.
277
00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:06,765
I'm going to go dance
with simon.
278
00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:08,600
:
No, you don't.
If you dance with simon,
279
00:11:08,602 --> 00:11:10,201
It negates our
relationship.
280
00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:12,303
We have no relationship.
281
00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:13,471
I'm not letting you go.
282
00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:15,440
Well, then,
you leave me no choice.
283
00:11:15,442 --> 00:11:16,608
:
Will, it's over.
284
00:11:16,610 --> 00:11:18,376
I'm moving on,
and you should, too!
285
00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:20,612
Uh... But I love you!
286
00:11:20,614 --> 00:11:22,814
:
I hate you.
287
00:11:26,786 --> 00:11:30,689
This time, it's your turn
to go through the car wash.
288
00:11:33,325 --> 00:11:34,492
Cheers!
289
00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:35,994
Yeah, to your
smoking hot wife.
290
00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:37,696
So far,
marriage has been awesome.
291
00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:40,632
My life is gonna be
so much more fun from now on!
292
00:11:45,237 --> 00:11:46,638
What?
293
00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:48,573
I was right where you are
on my wedding day.
294
00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:49,874
Where are you now?
295
00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,042
Well, seven years in,
marriage just isn't
296
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,644
Exactly what I
thought it would be.
297
00:11:52,646 --> 00:11:53,878
Oh, yeah? What is it?
298
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,313
Well, it's the triumph
299
00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:58,483
Of responsibility
over spontaneity, no over yes.
300
00:11:58,485 --> 00:12:01,052
I mean, sure, you can try to
have a little fun on the fly--
301
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:04,756
A last hurrah-- but the kids,
the wife, the mother-in-law--
302
00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:06,091
They always win.
303
00:12:06,093 --> 00:12:08,326
One day, you wake up,
and you're just a man
304
00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:12,530
With two hotel rooms,
no sex life and a purse.
305
00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:15,600
Come on, let's go hit
on some drunk chicks.
306
00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:18,002
Dude, I just got married.
307
00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:28,680
Lowell just told jules that
he's having second thoughts.
308
00:12:28,682 --> 00:12:30,048
Part of me feels terrible.
309
00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:31,516
The other part of me feels like,
310
00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:33,852
Wow, somebody actually
listens to me.
311
00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:35,353
Bobby, jules is
really upset.
312
00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:36,755
You've got to go
talk to lowell.
313
00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:38,223
You've got to go
make this right.
314
00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:40,558
Okay. Can you at least
hold your purse while I go?
315
00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:43,161
No. I got to go
get more food.
316
00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:48,299
Excuse me, miss?
317
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:52,437
This ginger ale is from
the gentleman over there.
318
00:12:57,476 --> 00:12:59,978
Weddings, huh?
319
00:13:01,547 --> 00:13:03,081
You alone?
320
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:04,883
Apparently.
321
00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:07,152
A pretty lady should
never be alone.
322
00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:11,556
Hi. I'm brandon schwartz of
the woodland hills schwartzes.
323
00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:13,958
Ooh.
324
00:13:16,328 --> 00:13:19,197
Tall stool.
325
00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:24,469
:
What is on your
mind right now?
326
00:13:25,437 --> 00:13:27,906
Old spiders?
327
00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:41,986
Hey.
328
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:44,889
I've been looking for you.
329
00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:51,763
You got to talk
to jules, lowell.
330
00:13:51,765 --> 00:13:52,997
Yeah? And say what?
331
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:56,367
I don't know. I'm sorry.
I made a mistake.
332
00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:57,769
I didn't mean it.
333
00:13:57,771 --> 00:13:58,870
You look skinny.
334
00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:00,171
You know, all
the greatest hits.
335
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,006
Is that what marriage
is all about?
336
00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:04,609
Just telling 'em what
they want to hear?
337
00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:06,010
Pretty much.
338
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,779
You know, it's just
the old jules--
339
00:14:07,781 --> 00:14:09,614
She would have chosen
waterfalls and elephants
340
00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:11,783
Over saving for a
wedding. I'm just...
341
00:14:11,785 --> 00:14:13,618
I'm worried
she's changing.
342
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,119
Well, you guys
are getting married.
343
00:14:15,121 --> 00:14:17,155
Of course she's gonna change.
You both will.
344
00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:20,058
Yeah, but I don't want to,
and no offense, bob,
345
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:21,626
But I don't want your life.
346
00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:22,994
Okay, you're afraid
of your wife,
347
00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,796
You bought a book
on how to have sex,
348
00:14:24,798 --> 00:14:27,198
And you're dancing
with a purse.
349
00:14:29,301 --> 00:14:31,803
And then he tells me
we're going to india,
350
00:14:31,805 --> 00:14:33,972
Like, out of the blue!
351
00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:36,407
So, he just bought the tickets?
Who does that?
352
00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:38,176
Right?
353
00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:40,178
I mean, if we're
gonna be married,
354
00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:42,714
We have to make these
decisions together.
355
00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:44,649
I don't know.
356
00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:47,418
It just seems like
it shouldn't be this hard.
357
00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:50,054
Okay, let's
take it wide.
358
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,356
You know what I really
hate about people?
359
00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:52,991
When you say, "hi.
How are you?" and...
360
00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:54,759
And they actually
tell you how they are!
361
00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:57,161
You're supposed to just say,
"good. I'm good."
362
00:14:57,163 --> 00:14:58,997
Yeah. It's an
unwritten rule!
Yeah.
363
00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:01,165
Okay, you know what
the absolute worst is for me?
Tell me.
364
00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:03,701
When you get on a plane, and the
person sitting next to you...
365
00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:06,905
Both:
Strikes up a conversation.
366
00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:10,675
I feel flush.
367
00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:19,017
Ugh! What is
wrong with him?
368
00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:20,385
What?
369
00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:23,288
Nothing. Sorry. Not
my problem. Continue.
370
00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:25,690
Gretchen:
Come on, come on,
come on, come on.
371
00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:29,360
Will you excuse me?
372
00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:31,763
I just have a potential
catastrophe to deal with.
373
00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:33,698
Um, just wait here, okay?
Yeah, okay.
374
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:34,933
You know what else
I hate about people?
375
00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:36,434
When they can't
hold their liquor.
376
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,236
Will! Get over here!
377
00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:39,604
Kate.
378
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:42,040
Wow, you
look great.
Ugh!
379
00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:44,375
Will, you cannot sleep
with this woman again.
380
00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:45,610
Why... Why not?
381
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:48,413
Because, you take a car out
once, it's a test drive.
382
00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:49,981
Twice, it's a lease.
383
00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:51,215
And can you really see yourself
384
00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:53,718
In a gretchen
for the next three years?
385
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,553
Gretchen :
I am waiting,
386
00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,722
Willie.
387
00:15:57,724 --> 00:16:00,391
¶ I'm coming, gretchy. ¶
388
00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,727
hey!
389
00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:03,928
I want you back.
390
00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:06,264
I want to give us
a second chance, so,
391
00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:08,132
Sorry, you're out.
392
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,435
you said we were done!
393
00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:12,003
Hey!
394
00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:14,372
Does this feel like we're done?
395
00:16:15,507 --> 00:16:20,178
The good ones are always
either gay or dating a skank.
396
00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:28,052
That was a
cold shower.
397
00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:29,988
You're welcome.
398
00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:32,056
Now, if you'll excuse me...
399
00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:35,093
Simon?
400
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,001
Did you eat my cake?
401
00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:45,970
Did you talk to lowell?
402
00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:48,606
The answer to both
questions is yes.
403
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:50,441
And?
404
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:53,611
And he still has cold feet.
I'm sorry.
405
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:55,279
Well, thank you for trying.
406
00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:57,615
I guess they're just gonna have
to figure it out for themselves.
407
00:16:57,617 --> 00:17:00,018
I'm also sorry for what I said
about marriage.
408
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,219
No, I don't care about that.
409
00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:02,653
I complain about you
all the time.
410
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:03,721
You do?
411
00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:05,156
Oh, yeah! To the pool guy,
412
00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:06,624
To you while you're sleeping,
to the fedex guy,
413
00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:08,459
To the guy that comes
and reads the gas meter.
414
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:11,162
I think I got it.
415
00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:13,965
Honey, venting is a very
important part of marriage.
416
00:17:13,967 --> 00:17:15,500
You know, the resentment--
it just...
417
00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:17,001
It needs somewhere to go.
418
00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:20,138
It's like you can't have
a fireplace without the chimney.
419
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:22,140
Speaking of things
that fly up the chimney,
420
00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:23,408
Where's your mother?
421
00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:25,476
Well, charlie fell asleep
in their room,
422
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:28,079
So she's in ours
watching pay-per-view.
423
00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:29,914
Well, as long as she found a way
424
00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:32,817
To spend more of my money,
I'm happy.
425
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:34,652
Want to dance?
426
00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:36,554
Sure.
427
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:37,989
Oh, no.
428
00:17:37,991 --> 00:17:39,991
This is gonna be a
two-hand job, buddy.
Okay, ready?
429
00:17:39,993 --> 00:17:43,061
Three, two, one.
430
00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:51,502
You're welcome.
431
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:53,504
Thank you.
432
00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:56,074
Now go away.
433
00:17:57,443 --> 00:17:59,410
You know what else
I hate?
434
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:02,080
When you see a girl you like
kissing some guy,
435
00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:03,514
And it really bums you out
436
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:04,882
Because you don't know
the whole story until that guy--
437
00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:06,084
Who turns out to just be
her friend-- explains...
438
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:07,685
You know what I hate?
439
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:11,756
When I'm waiting too long for
the guy I like to kiss me.
440
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:25,136
Oy, when are they gonna
throw the bouquet?
441
00:18:32,978 --> 00:18:36,214
Well, hello there.
442
00:18:37,883 --> 00:18:39,884
Dr. Will stokes.
443
00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:41,886
I'm a doctor.
444
00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:44,255
Such a pleasure.
445
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:47,792
The pleasure... Is all mine.
446
00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:52,130
A doctor, huh?
447
00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:58,236
Well, I'm sorry that I ruined
our romantic time together.
448
00:18:58,238 --> 00:18:59,437
Ah, you didn't ruin it.
449
00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:01,139
We can have it right here
right now.
450
00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:09,413
My water just broke.
451
00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:12,583
Oh, my god,
we're gonna have a baby.
452
00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:15,953
Why is the
floor all wet?
453
00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:17,655
Somebody needs to
come clean this up...
454
00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:23,561
Best night ever.
455
00:19:31,437 --> 00:19:33,771
:
Yeah, let him in.
456
00:19:39,444 --> 00:19:41,579
Is that her?
457
00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:45,216
No, will. That's a loaner.
458
00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:47,018
She's so beautiful.
459
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:50,721
I usually find babies gross,
but this one...
460
00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:53,724
This one's okay.
461
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:55,293
You want to hold her?
462
00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:59,430
Oh, no, I'll just take her out
for drinks when she's 16.
463
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:06,671
God, she's...
A miracle.
464
00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:10,875
I want to get married, and
I want us to have a baby.
465
00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:14,312
Oh, and I also
want to make up.
466
00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:16,547
We should probably
do that first.
467
00:20:17,182 --> 00:20:20,851
Um... I'm so sorry.
468
00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:22,186
What about all the stuff
469
00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:25,156
You said about spontaneity
and responsibility?
470
00:20:25,158 --> 00:20:26,924
Well, I've just
spontaneously realized
471
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:28,693
I want to be responsible.
472
00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:30,261
Really?
473
00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:34,665
If it means having that
with you, then, yeah,
474
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,934
Really.
475
00:20:40,339 --> 00:20:43,541
And how about we go
to india for our honeymoon?
476
00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:45,910
How about we make
our life a honeymoon?
477
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,278
Totally. Our marriage
doesn't have
478
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,046
To be like andi and bobby's.
479
00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:50,581
No.
480
00:20:53,852 --> 00:20:56,854
Gosh, she's
so cute.
481
00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:58,256
And you know who she looks like?
482
00:20:58,258 --> 00:21:00,758
Oh, please don't
say your mother.
483
00:21:02,294 --> 00:21:05,029
Never mind.
484
00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:08,532
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