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That was astounding.
You ate your sandwich,
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My sandwich,
and bobby's sandwich.
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Hey, I'm eating for two.
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...Hundred people.
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Lowell:
The waiters and I have
a bet going to see how much
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You can put away.
See, a few of the guys
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Thought you'd quit
after the yam fries.
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But I know you better than that.
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Attagirl.
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And it's great to see you
feeding that baby
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Growing inside you.
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Yeah, great for you. We're
the ones that have to stop
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At burger barn on the
way home for round two.
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Classic bob. Always
quick with a quip.
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I'm looking forward to more of
that fun banter tomorrow night.
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Tomorrow night?
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Tomorrow night's guy's night,
did you invite him?
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Andi:
I did.
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Wha... Why?
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Every Friday night,
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The girls and I do our thing
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And you guys do your thing and
I feel like lowell's left out.
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It'd be nice to include him.
What's the big deal?
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The big deal is that
guy's night is for dudes.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, and lowell's
not really a dude.
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He's got a penis;
how is he not a dude?
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Yogurt panna cotta
with stewed rhubarb
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Showered with pansies.
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Boy, sometimes
you ask a question
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And the universe
gives you an answer.
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For the last time:
You have 13 items.
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I have nine items.
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Coffee, wine, pickles, bacon,
tampons, chocolate, onions,
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Condoms and frosting.
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You have five onions.
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And I don't even want to count
how many condoms you have.
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Yeah? Well,
I'm safe and popular,
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So scan me through.
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Hi... Arthur.
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Hi.
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Wha... You're
scanning her through?
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What happened to
12 items or less?
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It's like she's shopping
for a hurricane.
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Oh, my god. Is this
an express lane?
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I had no idea,
I am so sorry.
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It's okay,
honest mistake.
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Oh, I get it.
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It's happening again.
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What's happening again?
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You're getting special
treatment 'cause you're hot.
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excuse me?
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You're hot. You're very hot,
you know you're hot.
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That leads people
to give you things,
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Because gorgeous people get
things that other people don't.
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Okay, I am a little
hurt by that.
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Oh, my god, do you need me
to call a manager?
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Manager on register two,
manager on register two.
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It's okay,
arthur, thank you.
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Thank you,
I got this.
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People are nice to me
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Because I'm nice to them.
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It's true, she's enchanting.
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I hope you get demoted
to the regular lane.
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I cannot believe
you went there.
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Hi, wanda.
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Andi,
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Look at you, you're glowing.
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Oh, it's sweat.
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I ate three burritos.
I got the meat sweats.
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I'm disgusting.
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No, you pregnant.
Hm.
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Anyway, I'm surprising bobby
with lunch.
Will: All right,
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Mrs. Gilbert needs
to come back in six
months. And tell her
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I know those things aren't
getting up there by accident.
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Hi, will.
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Hey, andi.
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: Who's that?
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Oh, that's raquel.
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She's gorgeous.
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She's the playmate
of the year.
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Oh, my god, you have
a playmate patient?
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She's not my patient,
she's bobby's.
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Oh, my god, for how long?
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Couple years.
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Oh, my god, what is she in for?
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Just the standard vagina stuff.
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Andi, what
a great surprise.
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Raquel, I'm ready
for you.
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You can go on inside and get
undressed, I'll be right in.
Thank you.
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Whoa.
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Somebody smells
like burritos.
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I'll meet you
in the office after?
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What are you doing?
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Oh, just warming up my hands.
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Like I said, when you're nice to
people, they're nice in return.
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Try it and you'll see.
Fine,
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I will be incredibly pleasant,
and because I'm not
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All of that, it will not make
a bit of difference.
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Hi, arthur.
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Don't know if you remember me.
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Oh, the tampon-onion-condom
lady.
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Look, I-I think we got off
on the wrong foot yesterday,
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And I want to apologize.
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All right, I am listening.
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I didn't mean to devalue you
or the rules of the supermarket.
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And I like your vest.
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The blue really
matches your eyes.
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they're actually
green, but compliment taken.
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Would you like
a mylar balloon
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That we normally
only give to toddlers?
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Oh, no, that's o...
Okay, thank you.
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Well, a smile is the raincoat
you wear in the sunshine.
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Wow, what a thing to say.
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Would you care to donate
to children in need?
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I would love to.
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Great, just
enter the amount
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You would care to
give on the keypad.
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Okay.
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Shoot, uh, I-I meant to press
five, but I punched in 50.
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All right, $50 it is.
No-no-no.
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No, I meant to press five,
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So you just need
to give me back $45.
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You want to take $45 away
from the children?
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No, I'm not
taking anything away,
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I never meant to give that much.
Have you
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Seen these children?
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Do you know what
they've been through?
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They don't have a balloon.
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They can have my balloon.
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And I'll take my $45,
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So just open the drawer
and give me the money.
Is this a robbery?
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Yes, it's a robbery, you are
stealing my money...
Okay, we're leaving.
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We're leaving.
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I don't get it,
what did I do wrong?
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You should have told me
you had a playmate patient.
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I never discuss my patients.
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Plus, I don't think
of her as a playmate.
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I'm a gynecologist.
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A vagina is a vagina
is a vagina.
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Okay, but you look
at the magazine.
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Well, yeah, that's
just me being a guy.
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Okay, so which part of you is
the "gy," and which part
of you is the "necologist?"
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Andi, this is crazy.
I'm a doctor.
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What, are you gonna
have a problem
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With every playmate
patient I have?
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There are others?
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Yeah, well, you get February,
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February tells November,
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November's like, "hey, October."
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So how many are there?
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I don't know... Six.
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Six.
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...Teen, 16.
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16? There's only
12 months in the year.
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Yeah, well,
sometimes it's twins.
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So lowell is joining us
for guy's night.
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Yeah, well,
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You know, I thought about it,
and andi had a good point
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About him being left out.
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And she saw raquel.
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Just trying to make
my life easier.
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So, what's on tap
for tonight?
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Oh, just a little
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Something called
red velvet cupcakes!
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Ah...
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Cupcake, I cannot wait
to put you inside me.
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Too far?
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Oh, it's getting
ready to start.
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Here we go.
All right.
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G'day, lads!
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Hey!
Hey!
Here we go.
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Oh, I thought the girls
were out tonight.
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They are.
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Then what's with
the wine and the cupcakes?
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And what are you
watching?
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The good wife.
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It's a good show.
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What kind
of dude's night is this?
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What are you gonna do later,
braid each other's hair
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And cut pictures of boys
out of magazines?
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First of all...
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This is a red
velvet cupcake
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With buttercream
frosting.
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And it pairs beautifully
with this pinot grigio.
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What?
No, boys, come on.
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I thought we'd
start drinking here,
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Then we'd go
to a bar
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And we'd drink
some more,
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And then we'd come back here
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And keep bloody drinking.
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Duh.
I mean...
Of course.
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You misunderstood us.
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We-we like to start
with the cupcakes
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To line our stomachs
for the bourbon
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And-and
the whiskey.
Right.
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Bourbon is whiskey, bob.
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Obviously.
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We're testing you.
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Give me that.
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There it is.
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Oh...
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Burns.
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Burns...
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Just admit I'm right
and you're wrong.
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I was nice and he still
didn't ring me up.
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Okay, you weren't nice.
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You tried to steal money
from starving children.
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I went through
this with arthur,
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I went through this
with store security,
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I'm not gonna go
through it with you.
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You are never
gonna believe
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Who bobby's
patient is.
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Raquel pomplun,
playmate of the year.
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No!
Really?
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Yes. And not just her,
there are other playmates
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And actresses
and, like, five supermodels.
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Bobby's had his hands
on supervag?
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I know.
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This whole time I thought
that he was examining
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Ordinary, run-of-the-mill
women all day.
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I thought I was his supervag.
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First of all,
bobby worships you.
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Second of all,
a pretty face
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Does not necessarily
mean a pretty vag.
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It's true.
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For all we know, this
one's is a horror show.
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Okay, mine...
Is very pretty.
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And nice.
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But it's true.
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Gorgeous women
can have gross ones,
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And gross women
can have gorgeous ones.
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Remember
suzette diprima?
Yes.
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Stunning face.
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They called her
flapjacks.
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You know, because there
was sort of a...
Yes, we got it.
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Thank you.
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Maybe I'm just
getting in my head.
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I'm sure mine is just as great
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As bobby's gorgeous patients.
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Well...
Eh...
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What?
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We've seen you
in the sauna.
244
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And?
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Let's just say
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The garden's
gotten a little...
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Overgrown.
Yeah.
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00:10:03,569 --> 00:10:06,304
When was the last time
you got a wax?
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I don't know.
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Who keeps track of these things?
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Most women.
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Forgive me if,
in my current state,
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I don't want to get naked
in front of some stranger.
254
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You don't have
to go to a stranger.
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There are at-home
waxing kits.
Yeah.
256
00:10:18,251 --> 00:10:19,317
I'll buy one
for you,
257
00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:20,552
And you can hack
through it
258
00:10:20,554 --> 00:10:22,887
In the privacy of
your own home.
259
00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:25,590
I mean, really?
260
00:10:25,592 --> 00:10:26,891
Do you want your baby
to enter the world
261
00:10:26,893 --> 00:10:29,794
Through
that haystack?
262
00:10:34,101 --> 00:10:37,068
I feel horrible.
263
00:10:41,073 --> 00:10:43,575
Why is it so dark?
264
00:10:43,577 --> 00:10:48,179
'cause your hand
is covering your face.
265
00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:50,582
Rise and shine, boys.
266
00:10:50,584 --> 00:10:52,017
Lowell, are you not hungover?
267
00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:54,619
Oh, yeah, I've never been
in more pain in my life.
268
00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:56,821
Pancakes?
269
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:04,596
Why are my underwear
in my pocket?
270
00:11:04,598 --> 00:11:06,731
That's my underwear.
271
00:11:08,934 --> 00:11:10,669
How do you reckon
we got back here?
272
00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:12,837
'cause I don't remember anything
after bobby threw up
273
00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:15,840
And we got kicked out
of that taxi.
274
00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:19,711
I remember break-dancing
in the mall for money.
275
00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:25,216
I remember bikes.
276
00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:26,351
I remember bikes.
277
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:27,786
Did we buy bikes?
278
00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:30,422
Did we steal bikes?
279
00:11:31,223 --> 00:11:33,291
Not just any bikes.
280
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:39,798
Police bikes!
281
00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:42,000
We stole police bikes!
282
00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:44,202
From the police.
283
00:11:49,075 --> 00:11:50,975
Oh, my god!
Shh!
284
00:11:50,977 --> 00:11:52,844
:
Andi and charlie
are still sleeping.
285
00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:54,646
And panicking
doesn't help anyone.
286
00:11:54,648 --> 00:11:55,647
Who's panicking?
287
00:11:55,649 --> 00:11:57,982
This is bloody awesome!
288
00:11:59,085 --> 00:12:01,820
Nothing like a prank
to bring the boys together, eh?
289
00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:03,855
It's not a prank.
It's a crime.
290
00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:07,926
We stole police bikes.
From the police.
291
00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:10,195
Okay, I'm sure
if we just take them back
292
00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:12,664
And explain to the police,
they'll understand.
293
00:12:12,666 --> 00:12:14,332
Oh, yeah, sure.
'cause if there's one thing
294
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:18,737
The lapd is famous for,
it's their understanding.
295
00:12:21,207 --> 00:12:22,574
We could go to jail.
296
00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:26,678
Cupcakes and the good wife
just weren't enough for you.
297
00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:28,012
Don't put this on me.
298
00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:29,347
You guys said you go drinking
all the time.
299
00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:32,050
Clearly we were lying!
All right, all right.
300
00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:34,519
Look, let's not point
fingers, all right?
301
00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:37,355
We all know this
is lowell's fault.
What?
302
00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:38,890
All right, look,
303
00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:40,792
We need a game plan, all right?
We got to have these bikes
304
00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:42,360
Out of here
before andi wakes up,
305
00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:46,564
And the police station
is seven blocks away...
306
00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:47,966
And?
307
00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:51,469
Sorry. I thought
I was gonna throw up again.
308
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,139
We take
the bikes
309
00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:55,774
Through side streets and alleys
yeah.
310
00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:58,810
And we do what any responsible
adult would do...
311
00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:01,346
Leave 'em at the police station
and run away.
312
00:13:02,581 --> 00:13:06,618
Excuse me, miss, could you
go a little faster, please?
313
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:09,320
I'm trying not
to draw attention to us.
314
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:12,323
We're going so slow
my bike keeps tipping over.
315
00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:13,558
Boy:
Cops!
316
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:14,626
What? What? Where?
Where are the cops?
317
00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:17,962
It's us. We are the cops.
318
00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:22,801
Bet you these are the kids
that egged mr. Kaplan's car.
319
00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:25,837
I mean, sure, kaplan's
a douche, but still...
320
00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:27,972
Hi, officers. We weren't
doing anything. I swear.
321
00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:31,109
Actually we're not...
: We're not
gonna arrest you this time.
322
00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:36,548
But we're gonna be watching you,
you little sons of bitches.
323
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,517
Now step away from that stuff!
324
00:13:40,519 --> 00:13:43,755
Yeah. Or else we'll...
Shoot you.
325
00:13:43,757 --> 00:13:46,424
What?
No, we're not
gonna shoot them.
326
00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:48,593
But we will arrest you.
327
00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:50,195
Please don't.
My parents will kill me.
328
00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:53,798
Well, lucky for you,
we're feeling generous today.
329
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,600
We'll let you off
with just a warning.
330
00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:58,369
Stay in school
and don't do drugs.
331
00:13:59,271 --> 00:14:01,206
Now get out of here,
you little perps.
332
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:02,407
Go on. Get!
333
00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:07,779
That was awesome.
:
Right?
334
00:14:07,781 --> 00:14:09,514
How badass were we just then?
335
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:10,648
And you
with the american accent.
336
00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:11,883
"perps"? Where'd you learn that?
337
00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:15,353
Jules loves law & order.
Chung-chung.
338
00:14:15,955 --> 00:14:18,723
Well, we had
our fun here.
339
00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:20,859
I think we all know
what we need to do now.
340
00:14:22,796 --> 00:14:24,963
¶ they see me rollin' ¶
341
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:27,165
¶ they hatin', patrollin' ¶
342
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:29,667
¶ and tryin'
to catch me ridin' dirty ¶
343
00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:31,369
¶ tryin' to catch me
ridin' dirty ¶
344
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:34,005
¶ tryin to catch me ridin'
dirty, tryin' to catch me ¶
345
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:36,407
¶ ridin' dirty, tryin'
to catch me ridin' dirty ¶
346
00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:38,977
¶ my music so loud ¶
347
00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:41,012
¶ I'm swangin', they hopin' ¶
348
00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:43,414
¶ that they gon' catch me ridin'
dirty, tryin' to catch me ¶
349
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:46,017
¶ ridin' dirty, tryin'
to catch me ridin' dirty ¶
350
00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:48,820
¶ tryin' to catch me ridin'
dirty, tryin' to catch me ¶
351
00:14:48,822 --> 00:14:50,388
¶ ridin' dirty,
now would you think it so ¶
352
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,257
¶ I tried to let you go,
turn on my blinker light ¶
353
00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:54,092
¶ and then I swang it slow
and they upset fo' sho... ¶
354
00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:55,860
All right,
the wax is almost ready.
355
00:14:55,862 --> 00:15:00,031
30 seconds
till the deforestation begins.
356
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:02,433
I can't believe I'm doing this.
I mean, the best part
357
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:06,004
Of being married, you guys, is
that you get to let yourself go.
358
00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:09,774
What about love,
companionship, intimacy?
359
00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:16,681
Anyway, you're not doing this
for bobby.
360
00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:18,016
You're doing this for you.
361
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,350
And us. Seriously,
362
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,386
Going to the beach with you
is traumatizing.
363
00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:22,954
Jules:
Andi,
364
00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:24,689
You're gonna have to trim first.
Do you have scissors?
365
00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:25,890
I do.
366
00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:27,125
Okay, well,
367
00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:29,994
Let's not set the
scissors up to fail.
368
00:15:33,799 --> 00:15:37,201
Now go give that
kitty a crew cut.
369
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:41,205
Well, we cleaned up
the streets
370
00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:44,642
Of this upper
middle-class neighborhood.
371
00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:47,278
Maybe time
to return these bad boys.
372
00:15:48,714 --> 00:15:50,081
One more lap?
373
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,050
Just to make sure
everything's safe.
374
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:54,319
To protect and serve.
375
00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:55,920
boom!
376
00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:57,255
All right.
377
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:01,025
Cops!
378
00:16:12,939 --> 00:16:15,907
Hi, officers.
Yeah, I know
379
00:16:15,909 --> 00:16:17,475
How this looks,
but, actually,
380
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,978
We can explain.
You see, last night...
I stole the bikes.
381
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:21,779
What?
Bob,
382
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:23,748
You're a dad and
you're a doctor, mate.
383
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,483
All right, you got
too much to lose.
384
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:28,686
Look, I got really drunk last
night. I made a stupid mistake.
385
00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:31,289
My friends were just helping
me return the bikes. So...
386
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:35,259
If you're gonna arrest
anyone, it should be me.
387
00:16:38,597 --> 00:16:42,100
Well, it seems like you feel
pretty bad about it. Uh...
388
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:44,669
How 'bout you take the bikes
back down to the station.
389
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,537
We'll, uh, forget
the whole thing.
390
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:48,106
Really? Officers,
391
00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:50,208
Thank you so much.
This'll never happen again.
Thank you.
392
00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:53,011
Thank you! Have a good day!
393
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:57,181
Think we should've told
'em we were strippers?
394
00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:07,325
I'm hot.
Yes, exactly,
395
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:10,895
You're hot. That's why the world
gives you things.
396
00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:14,032
No, I mean I'm physically warm.
397
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,800
And my eye is all itchy.
398
00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:18,136
Andi:
Guys, the wax
isn't getting hard.
399
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:20,671
It's still
all sticky.
400
00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:21,906
What happened?
401
00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:23,841
I knocked stuff
off the counter. Oh, no.
402
00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:27,545
Now a toothbrush
is stuck on there.
403
00:17:28,347 --> 00:17:30,348
Nope, got it off.
404
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:32,750
Don't tell will.
405
00:17:33,819 --> 00:17:36,888
Well, the wax
should be hard by now.
406
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:40,158
Well, it's not. Can you read
the instructions, please?
Okay.
407
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,660
"apply wax to desired area."
408
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:44,395
It's all over
the desired area.
409
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:48,499
And it's dripping
into some very undesired areas.
410
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:51,903
"immediately use fabric strips
to remove."
411
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:53,271
There are
no fabric strips.
412
00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:56,741
"fabric strips sold separately."
413
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,276
What? What'd you just say?
414
00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:00,778
:
Get your stuff, get your stuff.
We're going.
415
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:03,281
Andi:
Guys? Guys?
416
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:05,183
Um, I think we have a problem.
417
00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:07,785
Yeah, no kidding
we have a problem.
Guys?
418
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:10,021
No, no, no, no, no. I touched
the wax and then touched my eye,
419
00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:11,923
And I think I'm having
an allergic reaction.
420
00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:13,291
Does it look bad?
421
00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:15,760
You know, I think the
swelling's going down.
422
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:18,129
Really?
423
00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:21,499
No, your eye looks like
a sideways vagina.
424
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:25,203
Look, I'm sorry I didn't check
if the wax had paraben in it.
425
00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:27,572
I can't keep track of
everything you're allergic to.
426
00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:31,609
Paraben. Paraben is
the only thing I'm allergic to.
427
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,377
You know what?
I just want to get my benadryl
428
00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:35,279
And my calamine
and my ice creams.
429
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:37,381
And I just want to go home.
430
00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:42,720
I'm sorry, that is clearly
431
00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:44,122
More than 12 items.
432
00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:46,224
Oh, no, arthur, it's me.
433
00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:47,425
The nice girl from yesterday.
434
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:48,960
I just, I had
an allergic reaction.
435
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:50,795
And I'm in a bit
of a rush, so...
436
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,063
Oh, interesting.
437
00:18:52,065 --> 00:18:54,098
Anyone else here
in a bit of a rush?
438
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:56,634
Wait, I'm confused.
439
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:59,270
When she was in before, you
let her sail right through.
440
00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:02,106
Hmm, I wonder
what's different?
441
00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:03,407
Arthur.
442
00:19:03,409 --> 00:19:05,576
You're not dissing me
because of this?
443
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:06,811
No.
444
00:19:08,113 --> 00:19:10,314
I'm dissing you because
you have more than 12 items.
445
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:14,252
This... Is god's problem.
446
00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:16,420
Oh, you know what, arthur?
447
00:19:16,422 --> 00:19:18,089
Why don't you take
that smile raincoat
448
00:19:18,091 --> 00:19:19,357
And shove it up your...
449
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,392
We're going.
450
00:19:23,462 --> 00:19:24,662
They ran away.
451
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:28,099
They both ran away
and I had to deal with it.
452
00:19:28,101 --> 00:19:30,168
I had to use one
of charlie's dinosaur toys
453
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:31,869
To scrape it off.
454
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:34,972
Well, why were you in that
situation in the first place?
455
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:37,375
Because I wanted to be
pretty down there.
456
00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:40,678
What with all the vaginal glory
you stare at all day.
457
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,447
Oh, my god, is that what
this is about-- raquel?
458
00:19:43,449 --> 00:19:45,983
I can't compete with playmates.
459
00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:48,186
Ever since I had charlie,
whenever I sneeze,
460
00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:50,388
A little pee comes out.
461
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:52,623
You don't have to compete.
462
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,992
No one's comparing
you to them but you.
463
00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:57,895
Andi, I think you're the sexiest
woman in the whole world.
464
00:19:57,897 --> 00:19:59,630
Really?
Yes.
465
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,732
And in my professional
and personal opinion,
466
00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:03,634
Your vagina's perfect.
467
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,536
Thank you.
468
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:06,537
I love you.
469
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:07,805
I love you, too.
470
00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:20,585
What?
471
00:20:21,486 --> 00:20:23,588
Nothing.
472
00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:36,601
Okay, the good wife
is fantastic.
473
00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:39,870
Julianna margulies is strong,
yet she's so vulnerable.
474
00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:41,005
Right?
475
00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:42,406
She lights up the screen.
476
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:43,174
Cheers!
477
00:20:43,176 --> 00:20:44,742
All: Cheers!
478
00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:48,980
Oh... Top off my pinot
for me, will you?
479
00:20:53,118 --> 00:20:54,685
Hello?
Kid:
Eat it, you douche.
480
00:20:56,189 --> 00:20:57,989
Kid 2:
Bulls-eye!
481
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,696
Those little sons of bitches.
482
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:08,633
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