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This wine is amazing.
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You were totally right.
Oh.
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How do you know
so much about wine?
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Well, I spent ten years
in an unhappy marriage.
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That'll make a wine expert
out of anybody.
Ooh.
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I want to get divorced.
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And that's when it happened.
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She touched your balls?
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That is the greatest
first date story
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I have ever heard
in my entire life.
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Not counting, of course,
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going to the movies
with your parents.
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'Cause that was magical.
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Wait, so this Annika girl
just reached out
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and grabbed your nuts?
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I wouldn't say grabbed.
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It was more like a...
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a graze, you know, a nudge.
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Well, was it a graze or a nudge?
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Because there's
a very big difference.
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Mm-hmm.
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A nudge implies intent,
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whereas a graze...
purely accidental.
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It's tough to tell down there.
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Every touch feels
like something special.
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Graze, a nudge.
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I'd just be happy if
somebody looked at it.
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Happy now?
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¶ ¶
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Well, it's official--
I'm screwed.
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The Gyno Tennis Classic
starts tomorrow.
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And thanks to Will's "tennis
elbow," I have no partner.
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Hey, don't use air quotes.
That's a real thing.
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I overexerted my elbow.
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Yeah, by overexerting
my Female Fitness magazine.
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Honey, you could be his partner.
Lowell used to play as a kid.
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Oh, yeah, but I'm not
a gynecologist.
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Although I am
a vagina enthusiast.
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See, both guys don't need
to be an OB.
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You'd be doing me
a huge favor, Lowell.
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Oh, Bob, you know
I can't say no to you.
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Of course I'm in!
Nice.
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Ooh, it's from Annika.
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"Thanks for the drink.
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I had a lovely evening."
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Aw.
Now, that
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is a class act.
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And that is a picture
of a vagina.
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Who-ah, that's a hoo-ha!
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Close up, fully shaved.
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Imagination not required.
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Look at that, it looks
like it's winking at you.
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Will, if you really
like this girl,
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there's only one way to respond.
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Penis pic.
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Oh, come on,
don't be ridiculous.
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This is Will;
he'd never do that.
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Yeah, seriously,
he's so not that guy.
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How do you know
I'm not that guy?
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I've been with
the same woman for 12 years.
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We don't know who I am
as a single, dating person.
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Yes, we do.
You're the guy who asks
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the girl out
for a root beer float,
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and then makes an oopsy
in his boxers
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'cause he can't get her girdle
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off fast enough.
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You are totally wrong about me.
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I can be wild.
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I could be adventurous.
I could be cool.
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No, you can't.
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Watch me.
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I'm gonna go
photograph my privates.
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No.
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No.
Don't you think?
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All right.
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No pressure.
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Just keep the ball in play.
Okay.
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Um, just to warn you,
when it comes to tennis,
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I can get a little excitable.
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That's fine,
just have fun, okay?
Okay.
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Here we go.
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All right.
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Good luck.
Good luck.
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Ace! In your face!
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You like my balls, old man?
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Because you're gonna be
choking on them all day!
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Hey, thanks for the invite, Bob.
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I'm gonna burn
your houses to the ground
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and eat your children!
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This is a lovely facility.
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It is a tournament for
men who deliver babies
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and one man who
threatens to eat them.
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Lowell's
the greatest partner ever.
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Hmm, you should try
having sex with him.
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Well, let's see how
the tournament goes first.
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Oh, Kate, hi.
We weren't expecting you.
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Uh-huh, I know.
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What'd you do for lunch today?
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Oh, I didn't even have
a chance to eat.
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I had to take Charlie
to the pediatrician.
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He, um...
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He needed his shots.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
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What shots did he get?
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Uh, measles, whooping cough,
Rubella.
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Wow, and what about you, Jules?
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I've already had all my shots.
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You guys,
I saw you having lunch today.
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And you declined my call!
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Oh...
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Don't exchange a look!
Just tell me what's going on!
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Okay, the truth is, we were
planning Jules' wedding,
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and we just didn't think
that you'd...
You'd be into that.
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And why wouldn't I be
into planning Jules' wedding?
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Uh...
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We just didn't think you'd like
talking about wedding stuff.
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Why? Because I'm single?
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Because you pity me
and think I'm gonna die alone?
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No...
Not for a very long time.
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No.
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Look, a lot
of little girls dream
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about their wedding.
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I dreamt of becoming
a successful businesswoman.
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And I have.
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Success has asked me
to marry him and I said yes.
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And now we're raising
a beautiful 401K together.
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So you don't have
to worry about me.
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Well, in that case, will you
make us the happiest girls
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in the world and join us for
a planning lunch tomorrow?
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Yes, and I'm paying
for all of it.
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The lunch, not the wedding.
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I'm generous, not an idiot.
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Well, the picture has been sent.
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Bam, done, drop the mic,
walk away.
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Nice, man.
Excellent.
Congratulations.
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Surprised and delighted.
Right?
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I think I struck
the perfect balance, too.
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Cool, casual, relaxed.
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Wait, how relaxed were you?
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Fully relaxed.
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Why?
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, Will.
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What? I didn't want
to seem overeager.
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Did you want to seem impotent?
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Why didn't you say something?
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We didn't think we'd have
to tell a grown man
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not to photograph
his flaccid penis.
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There's only one thing to do.
You got to take it again.
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And this time
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you got to get a little
more skin in the game.
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Or you could give up
and admit you're not that guy.
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No, I am that guy.
That guy is this guy.
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I'm just working out
some of the kinks.
All right, good luck.
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If you need a little help,
there's a new Female Fitness
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in the guest bathroom.
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Okay, so fill me in.
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What kind of wedding
are we having?
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Okay, well, Lowell and I
both love the ocean.
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So we were thinking
a beach wedding.
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Malibu.
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Love it. When are you thinking?
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This summer.
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So, you have all your permits?
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We need permits?
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Well, didn't your caterer
tell you that?
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You don't have a caterer?
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Well, at least tell me
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you've petitioned the city
for temporary
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two-way access
for your deliveries.
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We-we haven't exactly
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locked down all the details yet.
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All these lunches
and you haven't
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figured out a single thing?
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Hey, no, we figured out a lot.
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We know that we don't want
lame bridesmaids dresses.
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Or rain.
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And I want to wear my hair up.
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Unless it looks better down.
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Right, but that's it?
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That's all you've done?
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Well, we've been busy
eating focaccia.
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And worrying
that you'd catch us.
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Maybe we could use some help.
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Yeah, ironic
that you didn't include me,
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and now you're begging
for my help.
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Hey, I wouldn't exactly
say I'm begging...
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Stop, you're
embarrassing yourself.
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I'll do it.
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Yes!
Come on!
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We are going to the finals!
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Yes! You are awesome.
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I am so glad Will has
masturbation elbow.
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I know. Me, too, right?
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And I've been waiting for
the right time to bring this up.
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I got a name for us.
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The Racketeers.
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I like it.
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He likes it.
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Good game, boys.
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Good game.
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Hey, I really want to apologize
for what I said before.
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I'm sure your mom is lovely
and would never consent to that.
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Good game.
Tough break.
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See you next year.
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Hey, McAllister.
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Looks like we're gonna be
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going up against you
in the finals.
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Lowell, Dr. Gunderson,
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Dr. Adelman, they chair
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the obstetrics board
at the hospital.
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And we are the
undefeated champions.
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For 12 years,
our office has been
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home to that
magnificent trophy.
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You can't imagine what it's like
to cradle the Golden Vulva.
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It's heavier than it looks.
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Oh, well, with any luck,
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Bobby and I'll be
taking it home tomorrow.
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Well, we wish you good luck.
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You know you can't
actually win, right?
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Well, listen, not
to sound cocky,
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but, um, I like our
chances this year.
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Well, I-I guess it's possible.
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Anything is possible.
You might win.
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Tell him what else
is possible, Abe.
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Well, it's possible you could
end up doing deliveries
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in O.R. 6 with the bad
lighting and the weird smell.
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Or we could move your locker
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over by the medical waste chute.
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Or maybe-- just maybe--
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your parking would
be shifted to P2.
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Whoa, what are you saying?
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that if we don't
throw this game,
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you're gonna mess with
me at the hospital?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, no.
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We did not say that.
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Those are your words.
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But yes, yes,
that's it exactly.
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Okay, so we're agreed.
Blush and pewter.
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I'm checking off
the color scheme.
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Wow, this is more
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than I've gotten done
in one day in my entire life.
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I mean, for someone who never
dreamed about their wedding,
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you are really good at this.
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Well, I'm good at
everything, so...
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Well, it-it-it was impressive
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and everything,
but you chose a restaurant
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that doesn't serve focaccia,
and that's just something
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that we look forward to
in every meeting.
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Ah, Kate, Jules, Andi.
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This is Annika.
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Oh, hi.
Hi.
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Hey, it's nice to meet you guys.
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Order me a salad?
I'm gonna run to the restroom.
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All right.
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You know, it's weird.
256
00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,406
I don't know her last name,
257
00:10:08,408 --> 00:10:11,242
and yet I've seen her vagina.
258
00:10:12,511 --> 00:10:15,146
So I take it she liked
the second photo?
259
00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:16,948
Oh, yeah.
Well, once she saw the before,
260
00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,818
she was that much more impressed
with the after.
261
00:10:21,087 --> 00:10:22,187
It told a story.
262
00:10:22,189 --> 00:10:24,623
Oh.
Wow, Will.
263
00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:26,024
I am impressed.
264
00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:28,093
Got to say, didn't think
you would pull this one off.
265
00:10:28,095 --> 00:10:29,628
That's because
you underestimate me.
266
00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:31,896
And lo and behold,
I proved you wrong.
267
00:10:31,898 --> 00:10:34,633
Let me take a picture
of you being wrong.
268
00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:38,036
Hello, this year's
Christmas card.
269
00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:41,773
Did you know
this place was vegan?
270
00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:44,209
Yeah. I figured we'd try
something light and refreshing.
271
00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:45,677
I'm not really
that hungry.
272
00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:48,013
Maybe we should just go back
to my place and have sex.
273
00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:52,550
Sex is light and refreshing.
274
00:10:52,552 --> 00:10:54,986
Not the way I do it.
275
00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:03,194
Okay.
276
00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:06,598
Good shot, good shot.
277
00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:07,999
I know it's hard for you,
278
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,934
but I really appreciate
you losing for me.
279
00:11:09,936 --> 00:11:11,002
It's okay.
280
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,404
My serve!
281
00:11:12,406 --> 00:11:14,239
Hey, I see a glimmer
of hope
282
00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:16,041
in your eye,
Dr. McAllister,
283
00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:19,177
and I'm gonna kill it
like a particularly
nasty yeast infection.
284
00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:21,880
That's a good one,
Dr. Gunderson.
285
00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:25,583
Tell him your put-down, Abe.
Tell him your put-down.
286
00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:27,052
Well, I was just telling
Ed here
287
00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:29,521
that your game reminds me
of a case of trichomoniasis
288
00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:31,289
in an otherwise
healthy vagina.
289
00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:34,292
I had to agree!
It's true!
290
00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:38,797
You guys are both hilarious
and a pleasure to park near.
291
00:11:40,499 --> 00:11:43,201
Seriously?
292
00:11:50,509 --> 00:11:52,310
Ah!
293
00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:53,745
You're so hot.
294
00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:56,414
Mmm, so are you.
You want to get dirty?
295
00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,483
Yes, I do.
296
00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:00,952
I want to do stuff
to you.
297
00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:02,787
Oh, really?
What kind of stuff?
298
00:12:02,789 --> 00:12:04,723
Uh, dirty stuff.
299
00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:06,191
Like what?
300
00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:09,294
Uh, my stuff's too dirty.
You go first.
301
00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:12,397
How about this?
302
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:14,532
Son of a...!
303
00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:17,135
I... love it!
304
00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:19,237
Really, huh?
305
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,472
Yeah, yeah.
306
00:12:20,474 --> 00:12:22,540
But I also like
being denied pleasure,
307
00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:24,576
so, uh, don't do that again.
308
00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:26,311
Ooh... kinky.
309
00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:27,512
Do you ever use
310
00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:29,848
props in the bedroom?
311
00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:32,050
Sometimes I use
a lumbar pillow.
312
00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:36,121
Get naked and get on the bed.
313
00:12:41,961 --> 00:12:43,561
Ooh!
314
00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:46,097
Come on, Will, you got this.
315
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,832
You got this. You're that guy.
316
00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:50,101
Are you allergic
to any sedatives?
317
00:12:52,037 --> 00:12:53,071
Wha-What?
318
00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:57,275
It's okay.
I took 'em all anyway.
319
00:12:58,377 --> 00:13:00,912
Okay, now get undressed
and grab onto those bedposts.
320
00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:02,647
I'm gonna tie you down.
321
00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:04,883
Awesome.
322
00:13:05,484 --> 00:13:07,352
People know where I am.
323
00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:08,286
What?
324
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:09,888
Nothing.
325
00:13:11,757 --> 00:13:14,826
Okay, item 43 on
today's agenda: jazz band.
326
00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:16,795
I don't really think
we need a jazz band.
327
00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:18,296
Okay, let's compromise
on the jazz band
328
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:21,132
and just go with the
jazz band. Moving on.
329
00:13:22,334 --> 00:13:24,202
It's just that it feels a little
formal for a beach wedding,
330
00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:26,771
but as long as we those
wildflower centerpieces,
331
00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:28,072
I'm okay with it.
332
00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:31,209
Yeah, animals pee
on wildflowers, so, no.
333
00:13:31,877 --> 00:13:33,511
She's doing it again.
334
00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:35,480
Totally.
What?
What am I doing?
335
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:38,049
It's just that everything
always has to be your way.
336
00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:40,785
For instance, you didn't need
to discontinue the focaccia.
337
00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:42,187
I mean, look,
338
00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:44,923
Andi and I may
not have been getting
a lot done,
339
00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:46,591
but at least
we were having fun.
340
00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:48,092
This isn't fun.
341
00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:52,063
This is a wedding;
it's not supposed
to be fun!
342
00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:54,999
I just feel like
with you in charge,
343
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:57,769
there's no way I'm going
to get what I want, okay?
344
00:13:57,771 --> 00:13:59,704
Maybe we don't need
your help after all.
345
00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:02,240
Whoa, wait, wait, wait.
346
00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:04,843
You're firing me?
347
00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:07,645
Well, technically,
I never actually ever hired you.
348
00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:09,180
You just kind of took over.
349
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,082
Okay, in that case,
I quit!
350
00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:13,351
Can't wait to come
to your wedding in 2087
351
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,887
when Malibu is under six feet
of water
352
00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:18,289
and we have a robot president!
353
00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:24,462
I'd chase after her, but
it's-it's physically impossible.
354
00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:27,365
Now I feel bad.
Do you think
she'll be okay?
355
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,499
Oh, she'll be fine.
356
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:30,902
Now let's go to a restaurant
that serves focaccia
357
00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:33,338
and just get back into it.
Okay.
358
00:14:34,473 --> 00:14:37,408
Oh, my gosh, this bridal
magazine is addressed to Kate.
359
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:38,877
She has a subscription?
360
00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:42,480
She is the little girl
who dreams of her wedding.
361
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:47,352
Oh, my God, we just crushed
a little girl's dreams.
362
00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:50,488
And yet I still want focaccia.
363
00:15:04,703 --> 00:15:07,038
This is nice.
364
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,841
Christmas has always
been my favorite holiday.
365
00:15:09,843 --> 00:15:14,145
I've been a naughty little girl.
366
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:16,881
And you're Santa
and you've just locked up
367
00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:18,516
the department store
for the night.
368
00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:21,986
Wait-- am I Santa or am I the
manager of the department store?
369
00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:24,088
Shut up, slave!
370
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,994
Oh, my God, Mr. Jojo,
371
00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:32,563
get away
from the window!
372
00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:33,932
Oh, no!
373
00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:37,201
Oh! Mr. Jojo is an indoor cat!
374
00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:38,603
Why did you open the window?!
375
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:41,806
That's what requires
an explanation right now?
376
00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:44,108
I'll be back.
Don't go anywhere.
377
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:46,511
I'd prefer if you
didn't go anywhere!
378
00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:49,614
And yet, there you go.
379
00:15:58,190 --> 00:16:00,725
Nice play, McAllister.
380
00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:02,327
Your game is
381
00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:05,763
wearing thin like the uterine
lining of a menopausal woman!
382
00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:08,132
Yeah, that's thin!
383
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,434
Hey, Olivia Newton-John,
384
00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:12,170
my dingo's gonna eat your baby.
385
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:14,439
That's not really
funny to us.
386
00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:16,407
You know, I should
take it easy on this guy.
387
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:18,576
He's not even a doctor.
He works in a restaurant.
388
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:20,311
Hey, he owns
a restaurant.
389
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:23,381
And it happens to be one
that I'm starting to tolerate.
390
00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:25,016
I bet he didn't even go
to college!
391
00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:26,517
Okay, you know what?
That's enough!
392
00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:29,554
Hey! You don't tell Dr.
Gunderson when it's enough.
393
00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:31,756
Dr. Gunderson tells you
when it's enough!
394
00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:34,225
Bob, Bob, it's fine, and it's
actually true, I didn't.
395
00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:36,127
So let's just
lose and go home.
396
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:38,596
No. You know what? New plan.
We play to win.
397
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:39,831
Now hang on.
Is that wise?
398
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,165
I mean, what about
the work stuff?
399
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,533
And what about the
space for your car?
400
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:43,835
What about the space
for our friendship?!
401
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:45,303
We are mates,
aren't we?
402
00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:48,206
We're more than mates.
We're Racketeers.
403
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:49,540
Whew!
404
00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:51,676
And if anybody's going home
with that trophy, it's us!
405
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,011
Unleash the beast.
406
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:55,847
This is the side of Bobby
I like to see. Yes!
407
00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:58,082
Have you two gentlemen
had lunch today?
408
00:16:58,917 --> 00:17:01,719
Because you're about
to eat my balls!
409
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:05,590
¶ Yeah, I got it la,
I got it la, I got it la-a-a ¶
410
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:08,226
¶ I got it made, I got it made,
I got it ma-a-ade ¶
411
00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:09,927
¶ You know I will ¶
412
00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:12,363
¶ I got it la, I got it la-a-a ¶
¶ Stack a couple of mil ¶
413
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,499
¶ I got it made,
I got it ma-a-ade ¶
414
00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:17,502
¶ Then sit back and just chill ¶
¶ I got the qua,
I got the qua-a-a ¶
415
00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:20,438
¶ I'm gettin' paid, I'm gettin'
paid, I'm gettin' pa-a-aid. ¶
416
00:17:26,645 --> 00:17:29,280
Mr., Mr. Jojo, you're back.
417
00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:33,284
Which means Annika's gonna be
looking for you forever.
418
00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:41,893
Call Bobby.
419
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:43,327
Calling Mommy.
420
00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:45,563
No, no, not Mommy,
not Mommy, no!
421
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:48,833
Will, so good to hear from you!
How are you?!
422
00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:51,402
Mom, I-I need you to call Bobby.
423
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,638
Hold on. Your father's yelling
something.
424
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,006
I can't hear a thing.
425
00:17:55,008 --> 00:17:57,175
Mom, I need you to focus
and call Bobby.
426
00:17:57,177 --> 00:18:00,044
Why don't you take this
treadmill back? We never use it.
427
00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:01,946
Hey, Willy.
It's your father.
428
00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:03,214
Hank, I'm talking!
429
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:04,482
I have a Facebook
question.
430
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:06,951
It says I should update
Internet Explorer.
431
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:08,119
Do I need that?
432
00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:09,554
Dad, now is not the time.
433
00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:11,856
I need you to call Bobby
and tell him...
434
00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:13,524
Oh, sorry, son,
NCIS is starting.
435
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:14,525
We'll call you back.
436
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:15,927
No, don't hang up,
don't hang up! No!
437
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:18,029
Da...
438
00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:21,732
This could not get any worse.
439
00:18:23,837 --> 00:18:25,570
What are you looking at?
440
00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:28,573
No, Mr. Jojo, no!
441
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:35,446
Okay, open your eyes.
442
00:18:36,081 --> 00:18:37,915
What is this?
443
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:40,585
Are we crashing
someone's wedding?
444
00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:43,087
Yes. Yours.
445
00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:44,989
Well, the one that
you'll eventually have.
446
00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:46,491
What?
447
00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:49,260
Yes, everything that you were
pushing on Jules:
448
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:53,397
the city views, the jazz band,
the communal table,
449
00:18:53,399 --> 00:18:55,466
were really actually things
that you wanted.
450
00:18:55,468 --> 00:19:00,171
Oh, what in God's name
would make you think that?
451
00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:02,607
We know that you subscribe
to bridal magazines.
452
00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:05,943
Oh, okay.
So there's no denying it.
453
00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:07,478
That is unfortunate.
454
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,480
No, it's not.
You're supposed to share
455
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:12,049
your dreams
with your friends.
456
00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:17,155
Okay, fine, I'll share.
457
00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:19,891
I do want what you guys have,
458
00:19:19,893 --> 00:19:21,893
okay?
459
00:19:21,895 --> 00:19:24,562
Can I jump off this roof now?
460
00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:26,164
Kate, you're gonna have
a wedding.
461
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:27,765
And it's gonna be
beautiful.
462
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:30,201
Yeah, but I don't even have...
463
00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:31,769
I don't know if I'll ever...
464
00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:33,070
You will.
465
00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:35,773
So don't give up on it,
because we haven't.
466
00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:37,942
I love you guys.
467
00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:40,311
I can't believe
468
00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:42,647
you went to all this trouble
and spent all this money.
469
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:46,217
Actually, we used
your credit card.
470
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:47,919
It may not work
tomorrow.
471
00:19:47,921 --> 00:19:52,590
Please tell me I bought booze
for my fake wedding.
472
00:20:00,432 --> 00:20:03,834
God, what is she, a sailor?!
Who ties knots like this?
473
00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:06,837
Oh!
474
00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:09,240
Thank God!
I called you guys,
475
00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:12,009
like, 15 times. Doesn't anybody
check their messages?
476
00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:15,379
What... is... happening?
477
00:20:17,015 --> 00:20:19,083
It's called modern dating.
478
00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:21,419
And I hate it.
479
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:23,387
Some of these lights
aren't working.
Hmm.
480
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:25,590
I wonder which one
is the problem.
Yeah.
481
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:27,325
Seriously?
482
00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:29,060
Well, look on
the bright side,
483
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:31,128
now you've proven
that you're that guy.
484
00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:32,363
Thank you. And thank you
485
00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:35,766
for not humiliating me
by calling...
486
00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:37,468
Well, well, well.
487
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:40,037
All right, how many you got?
488
00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:44,175
Looks like Christmas came early
this year.
489
00:20:44,177 --> 00:20:45,710
O come all ye faithful.
490
00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:47,912
Did you go down her chimney?
Did she go up your chimney?
491
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,347
Where'd your
ho-ho-ho go?
492
00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:54,919
Look, it's Rudolph
the blue-balled reindeer. Six.
493
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:56,420
You done?
494
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:57,521
As soon as I get my Christmas
card, so get in there.
495
00:20:57,523 --> 00:20:59,890
What a great idea.
Wait a minute, hey.
496
00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:01,792
Guys, no, not...
497
00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:03,928
And smile.
498
00:21:05,731 --> 00:21:08,499
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