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Oh, my God.
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That was amazing.
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I got so loud,
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I was worried we'd
wake the kid.
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Me, too.
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Want to do it again?
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So bad.
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Okay, here it comes.
Okay.
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Mmm, Homeland!
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It's so good.
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Hey, just popping out
for a quick bike ride.
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Really?
Yeah.
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You know, catch the night air,
get the blood pumping.
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Let these two horses run.
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You're gonna ride past
Val's house again, aren't you?
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It's not Val's house;
it's our house.
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And I will soon be back there.
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We're just having
a trial separation.
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You do not throw away
an entire marriage
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because of one tiny hiccup.
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She slept with your
couples therapist, Will.
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She said it was
an honest mistake.
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How do you sleep
with somebody by mistake?
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I accidently sat on
a carrot once, so...
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Will, look, you've been
my best friend
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since we were 23 years old,
all right?
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You're more than welcome
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to stay here as long
as you'd like.
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Within reason, okay?
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But we can't sit back
and watch you
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do this to yourself
night after night.
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You're right.
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I'm being ridiculous.
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Screw Val.
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Right? I mean...
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Dr. Spielman did.
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Either turn the TV up
or turn the breast pump down.
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I don't even
hear it anymore.
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And, you know, the fact
that I'm comfortable enough
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to do this in front of you
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means you've been living here
a long time.
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Wow, that one filled up fast.
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Mmm.
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What's up with Lefty?
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Hey, guys!
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Hi, Jules!
Hey, Jules.
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Hi.
Oh!
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Came straight from the airport.
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Aw!
Oh, God.
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What's up with Lefty?
Oh...
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And, Will, really?
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Still with the bicycle stalking?
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I...
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Sometimes.
Yeah.
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How was the yoga retreat?
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Oh, amazing.
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I met someone.
I'm in love!
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And I know what you're thinking:
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I say that all the time.
But this time it's real.
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And I know I always say,
"This time it's real,"
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but this time it's really real.
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His name is Lowell,
and he's Australian.
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And he owns a restaurant.
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And we had sex
for 12 hours straight.
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Oh, here's your
sleeping bag.
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That is yours now.
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So, wanted to stop by
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to tell you about the date
I just went on
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with your friend
from medical school.
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I set her up with
John Koenigsberg.
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Oh, yeah, I could
totally see that.
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Could you?
Could you see it?
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Could you also
see him
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bringing his bird to dinner?
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Yeah, 'cause he did.
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Oh, my God.
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That bird is still alive?
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And incontinent.
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Which was the perfect end
to my perfect day.
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Guess what came
in the mail this morning.
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Linda Altman's
wedding invitation?
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Can I get through one story
without an interruption?
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Linda Altman's
wedding invitation.
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So, it is official.
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Of our entire sorority,
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including the girl
who was such an alcoholic
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she defecated in the closet...
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...Jules and I are
the only single ones left.
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Well, actually...
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Oops, still talking.
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You know what I think, Kate?
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I think you need
to cast a wider net.
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What is that supposed to mean?
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Well, just that you're still
looking for the same dude
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you were looking for
when you were in your 20s.
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Yeah?
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Now you're older.
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Yeah?
I just...
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I think you should be
a little, you know,
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less picky.
Picky?
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Little less superficial.
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Okay, I am not superficial.
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What?
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Bald.
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Hairy.
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Tank top.
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Guys, his wiener smells weird.
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Birthmark.
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Red hair.
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Everywhere.
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One ball.
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One big ball.
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So, there are a few things
that bother me.
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You know, besides,
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the main reason it didn't work
out with any of those guys
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was because they weren't nice.
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Are you seriously
gonna sit there
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and tell me you're just
looking for a nice guy?
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Yes, because I am.
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Really?
Really.
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Well, you're in luck, then.
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My friend from high school,
Jimmy Benina,
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just moved to L.A.
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Normal hair, normal hands.
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I've never smelled his wiener,
but super nice guy.
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Why don't I set you up?
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That'd be great.
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Great.
Great.
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All right, so the guy
with the one ball,
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was it in the middle
or on the side?
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It was right in the middle.
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Just coming at me
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like the boulder
in Raiders of the Lost Ark.
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Hi. I'm...
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Susan?
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No.
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Oh, thank God.
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Hi. Jimmy?
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Kate?
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Yes. Oh, so glad
I'm not Susan right now.
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Susan is totally
going home in a trunk.
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He owns this place?
Mm-hmm.
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You know there's no meat
anywhere on this menu?
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What's cashew cheese?
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It's cheese made from cashews.
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Cheese comes from milk.
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How do you milk nuts?
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It's not cheese cheese;
it's nut cheese.
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You can make
anything out of nuts.
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You can make anything
out of Play-Doh.
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Doesn't mean I
want to eat it.
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Hey, beautiful.
Here he comes.
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I have missed you.
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You must be Andi.
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Jules has told me
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all about your adventures
at university.
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So handsome.
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Namaste, man. Namaste.
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How you doing?
Nice to meet you.
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Get in here, mate.
Ooh!
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Good to see you, man.
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Good to see you.
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Hey, man.
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So, Bobby's worried he's
not gonna like anything.
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That's a...
Did I say that?
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Eh, do you like
eating animals, Bob?
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Only ones that
fit between buns.
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You know, you should visit
a slaughterhouse sometime.
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You can hear
the animals screaming.
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I know, but bacon, come on.
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All right, so, uh, tell us
about yourself, Lowell.
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Okay, well, uh,
I'm a Buddhist.
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Uh, I practice
transcendental meditation.
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You know, I cook, I surf,
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I sing, I garden...
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I love.
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But what about you guys?
Tell me about you guys.
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Well, I'm an ob-gyn.
Uh-huh.
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I have a private practice
with my friend Will.
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Mm.
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We have a son Charlie.
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We love Homeland.
Yeah.
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What's that?
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It's a TV show.
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Oh, I don't have
a telly, mate.
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You don't have a TV?
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What do you do
after work?
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Uh, well,
last night, for example,
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I, uh...
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crafted Jules this necklace.
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It's, uh,
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made from the grains of sand
that you were standing on
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when I saw you
for the first time.
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I remember
the sun was setting
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and the water was
as blue as your eyes.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh, oh!
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So sorry.
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It's fine.
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We met at a bar
that burned down
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in an insurance fire.
Mm-hmm.
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Wasn't a whole lot left
to make a necklace.
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So, you know.
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So, how long
have you guys been married?
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Oh...
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like, oh, seven years.
Uh, mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm, September 14, yeah.
Yeah.
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Today's September 14.
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No, no, it's not
September 14.
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That would mean
it's our anniversary.
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Oh, my God,
it's our anniversary.
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Oh, my God.
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Well, we need to celebrate.
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Yes, we do.
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Nut cheese
for everyone!
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So, how are you
still single?
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I think men are
intimidated by me.
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:
Oh, oh, really?
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What's so, uh, intimidating?
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Well, I went
to Harvard Business School.
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I own the hottest social media
company in the country.
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I haven't cried since 1987.
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And I'm phenomenal in bed.
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Why are we still here?
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I can't believe we forgot
our anniversary.
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Okay, let's
not overreact.
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You know who
we're turning into?
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That sad couple in Ohio
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who just sat around
in their sweatpants
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and watched TV
and hated each other all day.
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My parents?
Yes!
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If I may,
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let's go deeper.
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How often do you make love?
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I... I...
Oh.
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Excuse me?
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That's pretty, uh...
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Yeah, that's-that's...
I don't know, why?
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How often do you,
uh... make love?
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I mean, not often,
you know.
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Four or five times a week.
Yeah.
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But my darling Jules
pleasures me every day.
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Every day?
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Why?
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Because he likes it,
and so do I.
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What is there to like?
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Like, all the days?
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Okay... I think that we're
getting sidetracked here.
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The point is...
Monday, Tuesday
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and Wednesday?
All the days?
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How often do you, Andi?
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Less.
Never!
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Well, don't you
miss it, Bob?
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I do now, very much, yes.
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Now, I promise you I will
never forget an anniversary.
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You know, it's been...
Six weeks.
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Two days.
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Four hours.
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And five minutes.
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My watch is fast
by five minutes.
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I know. I accounted
for that.
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God, I love you.
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I love you.
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I want you all the time.
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I want you all the time.
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Let's get married.
Okay!
266
00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:26,324
Sorry, did we just...?
267
00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:34,466
Listen to this.
268
00:10:34,468 --> 00:10:35,900
It's not playing.
269
00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:38,637
It's not playing.
270
00:10:39,739 --> 00:10:41,339
It's not playing.
271
00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:42,407
Val called.
272
00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:43,475
Val?
Yeah.
273
00:10:43,477 --> 00:10:45,143
She said she needs
to see me.
274
00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:46,444
Needs to see me.
275
00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:47,979
I think we both know
what that means.
276
00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,648
She's coming over
our house tonight.
277
00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:51,516
Yeah. I don't know
what's more surprising,
278
00:10:51,518 --> 00:10:55,654
the fact that she's coming over
or you call it "our house."
279
00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:59,424
Joke all you want,
but my wife is back, baby!
280
00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:01,159
Everything's coming together
for me.
281
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:04,095
Yeah, well, I wish I could say
the same for me and Andi.
282
00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:05,463
I forgot our
anniversary.
283
00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:06,998
Now she thinks we're in a rut.
284
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,600
I mean, I don't even have
an anniversary present.
285
00:11:08,602 --> 00:11:10,435
What'd you get her last year?
286
00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:12,537
Breast pump.
287
00:11:12,539 --> 00:11:13,972
Yeah, you need to step it up.
288
00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:15,306
Hey.
289
00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:16,708
How about instead
of getting her a gift,
290
00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:18,276
you throw her a party?
291
00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:20,512
Andi's always taking care
of everybody else, right?
292
00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:22,714
It'd be nice for her to be
the guest of honor for a change.
293
00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:24,149
That's a great idea.
294
00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:25,950
I'll throw her
a surprise party... tonight.
295
00:11:25,952 --> 00:11:27,719
I'll send her out
for a massage,
296
00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:30,855
she comes back,
surprise, no more rut.
297
00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:32,657
All right, great,
I think I got Val's message.
298
00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:34,693
Still not playing.
299
00:11:37,229 --> 00:11:38,997
Kate, what are you doing here?
300
00:11:38,999 --> 00:11:41,833
I just came by to tell you
what a wonderful date I had.
301
00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:44,102
Thank you
for setting us up.
302
00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:47,305
So there's nothing
you didn't like?
303
00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:49,741
Not even... a little?
304
00:11:55,848 --> 00:11:57,549
Nope.
305
00:11:57,551 --> 00:12:00,318
Really? 'Cause Jimmy said
you, uh...
306
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:03,621
you cut the evening short.
307
00:12:04,924 --> 00:12:06,224
I was not feeling well,
308
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,892
but that was no reflection
on Jimmy.
309
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,160
It was a great date.
310
00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:12,430
Mostly... small talk?
311
00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:16,201
I had a lovely time.
312
00:12:16,203 --> 00:12:18,269
Huh. 'Cause I-I thought
you might have had
313
00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:19,838
a problem with his height.
314
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:23,108
His height? I'm sure
I don't know what you mean.
315
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:24,576
Really?
316
00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:25,543
Really.
317
00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:27,045
Really?
Really.
318
00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:28,046
Really?
319
00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:29,347
Really.
320
00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:31,850
Happily, I have a pap smear
to get to.
321
00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:40,725
¶ If you want to save the world
and you want to be free ¶
322
00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:42,527
¶ Put your hands in the soil ¶
323
00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:45,930
¶ And plant a tree. ¶
324
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,401
What is happening?
325
00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:52,303
What am I watching?
326
00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:53,938
So what you're saying
is that you may
327
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:56,241
or you may not
be engaged?
Exactly.
328
00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:57,475
He asked the question,
329
00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:58,943
and then we had sex
and fell asleep.
330
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,211
And when we woke up
this morning,
331
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:01,479
we didn't even
talk about it.
332
00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:02,914
I mean, when you
proposed to Andi,
333
00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:04,082
did she know
you proposed?
334
00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:06,885
She was in the loop, yeah.
335
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:11,923
Ugh! If I wanted to hear
an idiot playing guitar,
336
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:14,793
I'd still be dating John Mayer.
337
00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,728
Who is that?
338
00:13:16,730 --> 00:13:19,964
Is that girl wearing
the same dress as you?
339
00:13:21,066 --> 00:13:23,134
Ah, Kate. Great news.
Jimmy's here.
340
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,502
Oh?
341
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,237
Yeah, I invited him.
342
00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:28,006
I thought you'd be happy,
given how much you liked him.
343
00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:30,074
I am happy.
Yeah?
344
00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:31,976
Thank you so much
for thinking of me.
345
00:13:33,112 --> 00:13:35,146
Ooh, jicama.
346
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:39,150
Why aren't you
saying hi?
347
00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:44,088
There is no logical reason.
348
00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:45,089
Jimmy, hi.
349
00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:46,357
Hi, Kate.
350
00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:48,159
No, don't get up.
351
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:52,130
I'll just sit down
next to you
352
00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:53,865
like lovers do.
353
00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:55,266
You know, Jimmy,
Kate was just telling me
354
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:56,367
how much she
likes you.
355
00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:57,869
I do.
I like you so much.
356
00:13:57,871 --> 00:14:00,939
I like you so much, Kate.
357
00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:03,508
Well, dude, thanks
for hooking us up.
358
00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:05,376
Yes, Will, thank you.
359
00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,045
:
Admit it.
360
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:09,347
:
Never.
361
00:14:16,655 --> 00:14:18,223
Everything is so small.
362
00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:19,858
Fine. I'm superficial.
You win.
363
00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:21,559
I'm out.
I can't do it.
364
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:26,130
You know, I'm surprised
you, uh, even set us up.
365
00:14:26,132 --> 00:14:27,999
I used to be such a jerk
in high school.
366
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:29,033
I thought you hated me.
367
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:32,437
I do.
368
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:37,375
Okay, Andi's here.
Everyone back up, stay quiet
369
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,810
until the lights come on.
370
00:14:38,812 --> 00:14:40,745
Shh!
371
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,086
Honey?
372
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:49,821
Yeah. Let me
get the lights.
373
00:14:49,823 --> 00:14:51,522
Oh, no-no-no-no-no,
don't get the lights.
374
00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:54,259
Trust me. It's sexier
this way. Come here.
375
00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:55,360
No, I should really...
376
00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:56,661
No-no-no.
377
00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:59,397
Oh! Oh. Oh...
378
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,599
Why are we in the dark?
379
00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:10,074
Surprise.
380
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,515
How long were you gonna
let me go on for?
381
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:19,183
You know me.
382
00:15:19,185 --> 00:15:21,252
A minute.
383
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,598
I need to know
what's going on here,
384
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:36,968
because I distinctly heard
you say, "Let's get married."
385
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:38,970
And it's okay if it
just slipped out,
386
00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:42,273
but I just need to know
whether we are or we aren't...
387
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,676
getting married.
Okay.
388
00:15:45,477 --> 00:15:49,948
Okay, the truth is...
389
00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:51,716
I didn't mean to propose.
390
00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:53,785
No.
391
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:56,788
Obviously. I mean, I knew that.
392
00:15:59,258 --> 00:16:01,259
They have such
nice hand towels.
393
00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:03,461
No, no, babe... babe,
394
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,730
I didn't mean to propose
395
00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:08,399
'cause I didn't want it
to happen like that.
396
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:10,401
My best decisions
aren't the ones
397
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:12,904
I've thought about
for a long time.
398
00:16:12,906 --> 00:16:15,373
They're the ones
I've made from my heart.
399
00:16:21,613 --> 00:16:25,316
Jules Talley...
400
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,784
will you marry me?
401
00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:29,754
Yes!
402
00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:32,423
Is it made of sand?
403
00:16:33,359 --> 00:16:35,426
No. Conflict-free diamond.
404
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:39,330
Oh, my God,
I'm getting married!
405
00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:43,701
All right, I'm trying
to get her to come down,
406
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,503
but that was
obviously very humiliating,
407
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,705
so it would be nice if we could
refrain from making jokes.
408
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:50,208
That's gonna be really hard
for me.
409
00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:53,378
Honey, you're making too
big a deal out of this.
410
00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:55,546
It's no worse than when
your boob popped out
411
00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,615
at my cousin's
Bar Mitzvah.
412
00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:01,853
Come on. It's just us.
Come downstairs.
413
00:17:03,455 --> 00:17:04,522
Yeah, head down.
414
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:05,957
Will!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
415
00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:08,126
Sorry. It's out
of my system now, I swear.
416
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:10,328
I swear.
417
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,030
Totally blown over.
418
00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:19,137
Honey, I know I said this
through the bedroom door,
419
00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:21,672
through the bathroom door,
420
00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:23,174
through the closet door.
421
00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:25,843
I really am sorry.
422
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:27,011
Especially for
grabbing you
423
00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:28,513
by the back of your head
like that.
424
00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:30,214
But that was just reflex.
425
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,650
It's fine.
When I was curled up
426
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:34,318
in a ball on the floor
427
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:36,521
trying to forget the look
on our pediatrician's face,
428
00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:39,190
I, uh... I did
a lot of thinking.
429
00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:42,226
We both tried
to help the marriage.
430
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:45,563
Thank you for the massage
and the party.
431
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:49,167
And thank you for your...
efforts.
432
00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:50,668
Mm, mm.
433
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:52,503
We just have to face the fact
434
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:55,039
that this is where
we are right now.
435
00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:57,108
It's not exciting,
it's not romantic.
436
00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:59,043
It just is what it is.
437
00:18:00,013 --> 00:18:01,546
Val's here.
438
00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:03,815
Val's here! Val's here!
439
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,419
:
Oh, hey, Val.
440
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:09,554
Hi, Will.
441
00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:11,355
Oh.
442
00:18:11,357 --> 00:18:13,257
Can we talk alone?
443
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:16,594
Uh, no. No, I-I'd like
to share this with everybody,
444
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,796
'cause I have been
surrounded by doubters.
445
00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:20,865
Those who said that this
moment would never happen.
446
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:21,966
Like you two,
447
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:23,234
who said
that I needed
448
00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:24,802
to "face facts."
449
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,537
And Kate, ever the
cynic, who said
450
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:27,738
that "marriage
is a bitch."
451
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:30,174
No, I said you married a bitch.
452
00:18:34,313 --> 00:18:35,980
Listen, I'm not
gonna lie.
453
00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:37,882
You've got some
making up to do.
454
00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:39,784
But know that,
in the end,
455
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,419
we both want
the same thing:
456
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:43,454
a stronger us.
457
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,456
I want a divorce, Will.
458
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,558
No, I said
"a stronger us."
459
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:48,893
Here are the papers.
460
00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,661
I tried to give them
to you last night,
461
00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:52,497
but you rode by so quickly.
462
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:56,334
I would stay longer,
but this feels like
463
00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:58,503
a "rip the Band-Aid off"
kind of moment.
464
00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:00,505
So...
465
00:19:04,409 --> 00:19:05,610
¶ Well, love is like a... ¶
466
00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:07,245
No!
467
00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:10,948
Oh, God, why are you still here?
468
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:15,186
Bobby, can you please
pay this man so he will leave?
469
00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:19,557
He is my fiancé.
470
00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:22,493
I'm... I'm sorry. What?
471
00:19:23,795 --> 00:19:24,962
You're engaged?
472
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:27,031
Yes!
473
00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:28,766
Yes, we are.
474
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:31,035
And I am incredibly happy.
Please don't be mad.
475
00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:33,971
Mad?
476
00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:37,175
:
No. That is...
477
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:41,445
I have some questions,
but that is great news.
478
00:19:41,447 --> 00:19:44,182
I am so happy for you.
479
00:19:45,150 --> 00:19:46,884
Are you crying?
480
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:47,885
No.
481
00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:49,353
You are!
You are crying!
482
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:50,888
No, I am not.
483
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:54,225
This is just my body's
very unexplainable reaction
484
00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:57,995
to how happy I am for you.
485
00:19:57,997 --> 00:19:59,630
Really?
486
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:00,965
Absolutely.
487
00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:03,467
So I am the only single one.
488
00:20:03,469 --> 00:20:05,736
That is fine.
489
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:10,775
You're not the only one.
490
00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:13,978
Hey, guys,
491
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:15,479
my marriage is over.
492
00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:16,681
We know.
Duh.
493
00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:18,015
Clearly.
494
00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:20,351
I've been fighting it
and fighting it,
495
00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:22,220
but you know what?
When I really think about it,
496
00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:25,656
what Val and I had...
it wasn't a marriage.
497
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:26,824
What you guys have
498
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:28,593
is a marriage.
499
00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:30,228
And I've been living here
for four weeks.
500
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:32,363
Six weeks.
Six weeks.
501
00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:33,564
I've seen firsthand
502
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,666
what an amazing couple
you guys are.
503
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:38,336
You got
an incredible kid.
504
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:39,503
You support each other.
505
00:20:39,505 --> 00:20:40,871
And you guys
are solid.
506
00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:42,173
If you're in a rut,
507
00:20:42,175 --> 00:20:44,909
God, I want to be
in that rut someday.
508
00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:48,713
You okay?
509
00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:50,348
I will be.
510
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:53,718
Well, I guess we'll all
remember this anniversary.
511
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,519
Yeah, it's the day
my marriage ended.
512
00:20:55,521 --> 00:20:57,855
The day we got
engaged.
513
00:20:57,857 --> 00:20:59,690
The day I lost to Will.
514
00:21:01,026 --> 00:21:02,426
And the day I performed
515
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:05,296
a live sex act in front
of everyone we know.
516
00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:08,366
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