All language subtitles for 3-Day Weekend 2008

("Celebrity Crush" by Spiral Red)

- Hey are we gonna hit
any clubs this weekend?

- No clubs Ace.

It's a cabin the middle of nowhere.

And don't forget this.

Sorry, Jase.

- I hope we have enough
fresh sheets for the beds.

- Yeah, like they'd stay clean for long.

- I'll bring some laundry
detergent just in case.

- You finally gonna
tell me who you invited?

- Okay, it's too late for
it to affect your plans.

I invited this guy from
my office, his name's Mac.

He's an IT guy.

- Hot?

- Warm, kinda shy.

I think this'll be good for him.

Help him get out of his shell.

Your turn Coop.

- I invited Kevin, my yoga coach.

- You do yoga?

- You do yoga?

- Yes, I do yoga.

Gotta keep limber for my boy.

- Then, hooray for yoga.

- Maybe he can give us
a class this weekend.

- Uh, nude yoga.

- What?

- He teaches nude yoga.

- That is so hot.

- I don't think so.

- Who's your guest gonna be, kid?

- Uh uh, it's gonna be a surprise.

- He still won't tell me.

- Neither will Simon.

- Secretive little ass, isn't he?

- Naw, Simon's an open book.

("I Love Being Home with You")

- Simon.

- Yes?

- Are you sure you want me to come?

- Again?

(laughs)

- I'm serious.

What's the point of this weekend anyway?

- I told you.

Every long weekend like this one,

Jason and I go away with his friend Cooper

and his boy of the moment.

Same place, same conversations.

Blah, blah, blah.

- Sounds boring.

- Oh it is.

That's why we decided to shake things up.

This weekend, the four of us each invited

a single friend along.

- We're playing matchmaker.

- Something like that.

Should be fun, or at least different.

God, I am ready for different.

- And you're sure you want
me to be your single guest?

- Just don't tell Jason
how often I see you.

- You have the weirdest open
relationship I've ever seen.

- Open is one thing, my dear Andre.

You are another.

Hold on.

These are the directions to the cabin.

Don't be late.

- Yes, sir.

- This is for today.

And, this is for the three day weekend.

- It's a business doin pleasure with you.

("Rise" by Tom Goss)

♫ Today your face, it slips away,

♫ but in a dream I’ll find

♫ Everything, worth wondering,

♫ truth to fuel this life.

♫ Now it’s time to say goodbye,

♫ and to leave our skins behind.

♫ Let the dusk, drain the sun and rise.

♫ And rise.

♫ Falling feet, this vacant street,

♫ choose a path to run.

♫ Tenderness, this sweet lovers kiss,

♫ simply said and sung.

♫ Now it’s time to say goodbye,

♫ and to leave our skins behind.

♫ Let the dusk, drain the sun and rise,

♫ Rise, rise, rise, cause we'll

♫ Fill all the voids that we long to

♫ If we ever come back down

♫ Won't you ever come back down?

(birds chirping)

- Fuck me.

- Don't worry, I'll get the bag.

- This is the coolest fucking place ever.

- You think he likes it?

- I'm not sure, kids
today are so hard to read.

- That darn Myspace.

- [Ace] Dude there's a fireplace!

- My usual room?

- It's ready and waiting for you.

- We took the corner room.

- What do you mean we took it?

- We took it.

- Like it was his and we
took it away from him?

- Don't be ridiculous, I just meant-

- Ace will think that
we took the best room

because we got here first.

- We always do.

- Not the point.

- Hey Mac!

- Hey, this is Cooper.

Cooper, this is Mac, my coworker.

- Nice to meet you.

- Yeah, same here.

- Oh. (laughs)

- There's my boyfriend Ace.

- [Ace] Hey bro!

- Hi, um, I put my stuff in the room

with the twin beds in it.

Is that okay?

- That's fine.

But, you will have to
share it with somebody.

- Oh, okay.

- Cameron snores.

- Who's Cameron?

- He's my friend.

He's not here yet, we
roomed together in college

and he just moved to town so I thought

this might be fun for him.

But, man he snores like
a fucking freight train.

- Oh, he should take the single room

and then somebody's gonna
have to sleep on the couch.

- Just share with whoever shows up next

(knocks)

- I'll get it.

(relaxing music)

- Namaste my friend.

There's such a great energy here.

This is gonna be a wonderful
and enlightening weekend.

Even though I don't
know who any of you are.

We're gonna have so much fun.

Namaste.

Namaste.

Namaste, I'm Kevin.

You have an amazing aura.

- An amazing what?

- Oh yeah, perfect roommates.

("I Love Being Here With
You" by Gaetano Jones)

- So, we met freshman
year in art history class.

- Are history?

- Hey, I'm an edumacated boy!

- So, we had to go to this art exhibit.

(laughs)

- It was so disturbing.

- Totally in your face.

You couldn't get away
from these graphic images.

- I totally thought I was gonna throw up.

- It was so gross.

- What was the exhibit.

- Georgia O'Keeffe flower paintings.

So, Ace and I ended up outside the exhibit

making fun of it.

Best friends ever since.

- That's sweet.

- I was really hoping
we could live together

when I got into town.

Too bad you're already fucking married.

- Married might be a little strong.

- I don't think so.

- Look at the sky.

Can't you just feel the
earth's life force around you?

- You say cosmos, I say cosmo.

And quickly.

- This place reminds me of that movie.

- Friday the 13th?

- Let's hope not.

- Ten Little Indians.

- Native American people
have suffered so much.

- The Boys and the Band.

- No, it wasn't a musical.

(laughs)

- Love, Valor, and Compassion.

- That's it.

- Anything but that.

- I am not wearing a tutu.

(laughs)

- Ya know, group of
guys, cabin in the woods

for the weekend?

- Yeah a bunch of guys who
don't even like each other

filled with self
loathing, sleeping around,

and dying of aids?

Yeah, can we not do that this weekend?

- I saw that movie in
my film studies class.

It was a perfect product of it's time.

- Thank god that time is over.

- I can't believe you just said that.

- Oh, here we go again.

- Admit it, we saw the same
thing in every gay movie.

We were either noble aids
victims, angry aids victims,

or friends of aids victims.

- Yeah, because it was
the single biggest issue

facing our community at the time.

It still is.

- Do we really want our cinematic legacy

to be stories about death?

- They have the same argument
every six months of so.

- At least there is a legacy, ya know?

Isn't it better to have
portrayal of gay suffering

than to have no presence
of gays in films at all?

- Jason will respond with...

- At least today's gay movies-

- Which suck.

- Not the point.

- At least they cover a wide
range of topics and genres.

- No, he's right.

I rent a lot of movies,
I mean a lot of movies,

and it's true.

Aids was the prevailing theme
in gay cinema for a long time,

but now we have gay romantic comedies,

and documentaries about
our fight for equality,

and horror films, and
anything else you can want.

I think that's a good thing.

But, it doesn't diminish what
we can learn from our history.

And, that includes movies from our past,

movies about death and
our community's struggle.

- All I'm sayin is I'll
take Longtime Companion

over that Ethan Green twink any day.

- And, all I'm sayin,
is I need another beer.

- Yo, help me with the bar-b-que?

That wasn't a request.

- I've never heard you
speak so passionately

about this subject before.

Are you?

- No, I'm not.

But, thanks for asking.

You get to be a certain
age, with a certain look,

and everyone just assumes.

- Do you have any friends who are?

- Far too many.

("You Don't Belong With
Me" by Armand Aviram)

- Daddy sure can get worked up.

- Don't call him that.

Only I get to call him that.

- Dude, I still can't believe
you're with an old guy.

- He's not old.

He's mature.

Worldly.

- That your type now?

- He's not a type.

He's, he makes me feel like...

(laughs)

Oh no, you wouldn't understand.

He's the one.

- I was the one once.

- It was college.

It was a phase, nothing more.

- Why don't you wait for
gramps to go to sleep

and sneak into my room,

get some Cam time.

- I don't think so Cam.

I haven't slept with anybody
else since I met Cooper.

- How long has that been?

- It's been a year.

- Monogamous now?

And you like it?

- I love it.

(sighs)

("Where I'll Be")

- So, how do you guys know those guys?

- Oh, Jason there rented my guest house

when we first moved into town.

- You have a guest house?

- Calm down, it's rented.

- Oh, a landlord.

How mature.

- [Jason] Guess your friend's a no show.

- I don't understand what happened.

I talked to him earlier today.

He should've been here by now.

- So, what's the plan for tonight?

- This is it.

- How bout a movie?

- No.

- No.

(laughs)

- Late night dip in the jacuzzi?

- Too cold.

- I brought glow sticks and body glitter.

I was expecting a all night, drug fueled,

party in the desert.

Not-

- Peace.

- Tranquility?

- Whatever.

- We chose this place to get away

from the clubs and the crowds.

When you're a little older,
you'll appreciate it.

- Kind of reminds me of where I grew up

and why I left.

- [Kevin] Have you ever tried yoga?

- No, I thought about it.

It's kind of intimidating if you

don't know what you're doing.

I didn't want anyone judging me.

- [Kevin] I can teach
you, no judging allowed.

- Really?

- [Kevin] Sure, it's what I do.

Sharing with others helping
them relax become centered.

- I could really use that.

- Okay.

Tomorrow, you and I, private yoga lesson.

- It's a deal.

(knocks)

- That must be my friend.

- How do you two know each other anyway?

- We go way back.

- Hope he doesn't mind
sleeping on the couch.

- Everyone,

this is...

- Andre.

- Andre?

- Andre?

- Hey, guys.

- [Jason] You invited a hustler?

- Jason.

- To our cabin?

A prostitute, a rent boy!

- No one calls them rent boys anymore.

Not the point, I know.

No one was supposed to know
what he does for a living.

How was I supposed to
know that our friends-

- Pay someone to fuck them!

- Just sit down for a minute.

We agreed early on in our relationship

that we could sleep with other men.

- I know.

- [Simon] And we have, we both have.

- We don't talk about it.

And, we don't bring it home.

Never at home!

- Technically, this isn't our home.

- It's like you want to rub
my face in our problems,

or worse yet, show me what I'm not.

- That's not it at all.

You wouldn't understand.

- Try me.

- I don't have many friends.

Friends of my own.

The ones I do have are
all in relationships too.

And, you know what my works like.

It's just a bunch of middle aged women

who just want advice on
their Match.com dates.

I didn't have anyone else to invite.

I had to pay someone to
be my friend this weekend.

- You could've told me.

- I wish I had.

- So, how well do you know this Andre?

- It was a long time ago.

- How long?

- Before you were even legal, probably.

- Shit, he must be at least 30 then.

I wonder how much he charges.

- So, we've been neighbors
for what, three years now?

- Yeah, I'm on top, he's on bottom.

- In my building, he lives upstairs.

- Right.

- Afraid all the beds are taken,

you gotta sleep on the couch.

- Oh, that's okay.

I've slept in worse places.

- So, who wants another drink?

- Guess there's no friends
of Bill W. in the house.

- Well, if Bill W. isn't
bringing me a beer,

he's no friend of mine.

(laughs)

(crickets chirping)

- Wow, you are really comfortable

with the whole being naked thing.

- Aren't you?

- Yeah, not so much.

- You should be, everyone should be.

It's the most natural thing there is.

If you're not comfortable
in your own skin,

how do you expect to be
comfortable with anybody else?

- Hey.

- Hey!

We're gonna go look at the stars.

- Bye!

- Got everything you need?

- Yeah, thanks.

I'm really, really sorry about this.

- Not your fault.

- Simon, he talks about you all the time.

- Really!

Funny, he never mentioned you.

- I heard you.

- What?

- I heard you say Andre's
name when he showed up.

- Oh, that.

- You don't have to be embarrassed.

- I'm not, it's just...

Okay, I'm mortified.

When I first move here I didn't
know where to meet people.

I wasn't really into clubs and

most guys at clubs weren't into me.

- Don't sell yourself short Mac.

- Trust me, I'm not.

It's just the way it is.

So, I ya know, was
looking through one of the

local gay rags and um,

I saw Andre's ad and I thought
it might be a good way to

ya know, learn what I like.

- Did you?

- For the most part.

No judging, remember?

- I'm not judging.

- What?

- It's your aura.

There's so much confidence there,

but it's being pushed down by fear.

- Fear of what?

- Not sure yet.

("The Conflict")

(knocks)

- Yeah?

- Still awake?

- Yeah.

- Busy?

- Kinda.

- You need a hand?

- Maybe.

But I have to warn you, I'm broke.

- That's okay.

First time's on the house.

(birds chirping)

(yawns)

(water bubbling)

(indistinct chatter)

- God, wish I had their energy

first thing in the morning.

Someone feeling his age today?

- Oh, I didn't get
enough sleep last night.

- Funny, I slept fine.

- Oh jeez, you two still arguing?

- No, of course not, don't be silly.

- Bagel?

- I'm gonna go see if
Kevin and Mac are up.

- God, give him a break.

It's not the worst thing he's ever done.

- Pretty damn close.

Guess you and he have someone
else in common besides me.

- Oh, don't be so high and mighty.

I know your history, remember?

You weren't always the good little boy.

("Better Than You" by Brian Stoner)

- So what's the story with those two?

- Who, Jason and Simon?

- Yeah, they rich?

- [Ace] Why do you say that?

- They own this house, right?

- I guess so.

Jason does.

Or Simon.

One of them, I never asked.

- Must be nice.

- Maybe they need a house boy.

- I doubt it.

They don't have that
kind of a relationship.

- Don't they sleep around?

- Obviously.

(laughs)

- You probably have more
dirt on them than I do.

How long have you known Simon?

- Couple of years.

- What does he like to do?

- Uh-uh.

Client confidentiality.

- Ooh that kinky, huh?

That old perv.

(laughs)

- You're one to talk.

(laughs)

- We've been fighting a lot lately.

- Yeah, but you two always
fight, it's your thing.

It'll work out.

- No, we always bicker.

We never really fight, not like this.

- Seriously?

Why didn't you say something?

- I kept thinking it would get better.

- What are the fights about?

- Nothing.

Everything.

- Tell you what, let's go
for a hike this afternoon.

Just you and me.

We'll talk til the sun goes down.

- Like the old days?

- Like the old days.

- I'd like that, thanks.

Now, slice those bagels.

The right way.

(cracks whip)

- Yo, you guys up?

(knocks)

- So how are you and Ace doin?

- Great.

No complaints.

- I'm glad you finally got him to join us.

- Yeah, and he really likes this place.

I'm sure he's gonna want to come back.

- Look at you now, it's
hard to imagine that you

were once the young half of a couple.

(laughs)

- Kevin says that I'm tryin to

recreate my relationship with Sam.

- There could be worse things to emulate.

Sam was a great guy.

- That he was.

And so is Ace.

- And if Kevin says it, it must be true.

I mean, really.

"Look at the sky, it's so like, blue, Wow!

"Namaste."

- Cut it out.

You should come to yoga with me sometime

and get to know him.

He's quite insightful.

- No one wants to see me naked,

especially during yoga.

- Bring Simon along, maybe we'll give

you that much needed spark.

- And give Simon the chance
to check out more young meat?

Not gonna happen.

- Seriously, you need
to give Kevin a chance.

You'd like him.

- [Simon] You wouldn't be the only one.

- Huh?

- Seems like Mac is
quite fond of Kevin too.

- You're kidding.

- Ohhh.

(laughs)

- You're not kidding.

("How To Be A Boy" by Charlie Demos)

- I fucking love this place.

I can't believe I didn't
come up here sooner.

- I could live up here.

- Wouldn't that be hard on business?

(laughs)

- I'm not above being kept.

Speaking of, good job hooking Coop.

Woof!

- I am not kept, if that's
what you're implying.

I work for a living.

- Doing what?

- Well, right now I'm waiting tables.

But, one day I'm gonna be an actor.

- Yeah, I used to say that too.

Trust me, it's a lot
easier doin somethin else.

- How do your clients find you anyway?

- Ad frontiers, website, the usual.

- Was it hard to get started?

- Not really.

- And the pay's good?

- Why all the questions.

Are you interested in
getting in the business?

- Maybe.

- Dude, seriously?

- Job market sucks.

I barely make minimum wage right now.

I don't have any real skills
that'll earn me any good money.

- [Ace] It can't be that bad.

- Yeah it can.

- Being a hustler-

- Escort!

- Sorry, escort.

I can get paid to do what I love.

Isn't that what the career
counselors said to do?

- Hey, do you get paid
more for bare backing?

- I wouldn't know.

And, you shouldn't even
be thinking about that.

I'm serious.

- It's just a question.

- Look, don't fool yourself.

It's work, you should
see most of my clients.

They don't look like Cooper
or Simon, or even Mac.

- What do they look like?

- Two words, back hair.

- That was incredible.

- The uniting of two souls is
always a beautiful experience.

- Not in mine.

- I'm not talking about sex,

I'm talking about coming together.

- We did manage that, didn't we?

- I'm trying to be serious here.

- I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

I'm not used to morning
after conversation.

- What are you used to?

- Awkward small talk when the guy

gets a good look at me at the daylight

and rushes to get dressed.

- I'm not rushing anywhere.

- I don't know why.

- Then you don't know me, not yet.

- I know few things about you.

- Tell me.

- I know you have this sense
of serenity I've never had.

I know you're way cooler than I am,

and you're way more
comfortable with your body

in a way I'll never be.

- Come here.

Come here.

Tell me what you see.

- Oh god.

- Look at your body,
pretend you're seeing it

for the very first time.

(tranquil music)

- I see a geek.

I see a boring average geek

who needs to join a gym.

- Let me tell you what I see.

I see beautiful eyes that see more than

most people are capable of.

I see a mouth that can hold a conversation

with anyone in the world
given the right opportunity.

A warm heart, that cares more about

other people than itself.

I see a very sexy body that I'd

like to get to know better.

I see a strong man that needs to recognize

and accept his strengths.

I see you.

- I wanna see what you see.

- You can.

- Wait, didn't you promise me
a private yoga lesson today.

- Yes, let's start with
my downward facing dog.

(birds chirping)

- You're missing breakfast.

- I'm not hungry.

You boys go ahead.

- We have.

- Figures.

Do you need something?

- You don't have to avoid me, ya know.

- I'm not.

- Yes you are.

You barely said anything to me last night.

- Yeah, out of consideration
for your partner's feelings.

- Oh.

Thank you.

I'm sorry to have put
you in this position.

- You couldn't have known.

- True.

I didn't realize you were so popular.

- Well, quality is rewarded.

Give me a hand?

Thanks.

- Jason's going on a hike
this afternoon with Cooper.

They should be gone for a while.

- I'll meet you in your bedroom.

- What's the rush?

- Sorry man, forget your
walker this morning?

- Fuck you.

How long have we been walkin anyway?

- 10 minutes.

- Seriously?

Shit!

I don't like getting older.

- It's better than the alternative.

- I had a check up this week,

and both my cholesterol and
blood pressure are too high.

- Oh my god, seriously?

- The curse of my family genetics

is finally catching up with me.

- I'll get a gun, put
you out of your misery.

- And fuck you once again.

When I was a kid, I hear my
dad talking to his friends

complaining about this
ailment, and that prescription.

It seems so sad, ya know.

He seemed so old to me at the time.

And now, I'm about to go
through the same thing.

- You miss him?

- It'll be two years next week.

- Yeah.

- He would've loved this place.

- Yeah, he would've.

- Christ, next thing you know
I'm gonna start complaining

about kids and their rap music.

Ridiculous.

(knocks)

- Yeah?

- Reporting for duty, sir.

- Cut it out.

- The boys are out hiking.

- Should be gone for a while.

- Anything special in mind?

- [Jason] How do you deal with it?

- [Cooper] What, getting older?

- [Jason] Yeah.

- [Cooper] I don't accept
the fact that I have to.

- [Jason] I'm serious.

- [Cooper] So am I.

Age really is just a state of mind.

- [Jason] Says the man with
the 25 year old boyfriend.

- [cooper] Look, I've been through enough.

I've survived when others haven't.

I refuse to feel or act differently

just because I'm 45 years old.

- [Jason] Aren't you 48?

- And now it's my turn, fuck you.

- I was fine until last year,

and then suddenly I started
getting that look at bars.

You know the look.

- Yeah, the "who's the old guy?" Look.

- Exactly, and then
everyone suddenly seemed

younger and younger and younger.

- Yeah, but does that matter?

You've got Simon.

- Whatever.

- Well, there's only one thing to do.

- What's that?

- Book your room at the retirement home

and learn to play bridge.

(laughs)

- Do you mind if we head back early?

I think I'd like to spend
some time with Simon.

- Okay.

(tranquil music)

- I can't believe you've
never had a massage before.

- The thought of someone
touching me all over

used to creep me out.

- Used to?

- Yeah, used to.

- It's a great way to stay relaxed

and to release toxins from your system.

I work as a massage therapist
as well, by the way.

(laughs)

- There's some sort of
happy ending joke in there,

I just can't quite think of it.

- I'm sure it'll come to you.

- You know my mom would say that

you're a corrupting influence on me.

- I could give her a massage too.

- That is wrong on so many levels.

- I bet you're close to
your family, aren't you Mac?

- Yeah.

I mean, I know it's not cool to say but,

my parents are great.

- Do they know?

- That I'm gay?

Yeah sure, they've known that for a while.

- And?

- And, nothin.

They love me, they're my parents.

- That must be nice.

- What about your family?

- My family?

Let's see.

There's my brother, got
his friend's together

and they beat me up when
they found out I was gay.

My father, kicked me out
of the house, I was 17.

And there's my mother, who returned all

of my letters unopened.

After 10 years, I finally gave up on her.

- I'm so sorry, Kevin.

- Hey, everything happens for a reason.

The past is the past.

And it all led me here, to meet someone

whose taught to love a loving family.

You're a lucky man, Mac.

- Yeah.

I think I am.

- You head in, I think I'm
gonna talk to Ace for a second.

- Have fun.

- You too.

(laughs)

- Hey.

- $1.50 for your thoughts?

- What happened to the hike?

- Uh, Jase wasn't really up to it.

- Well, he is pretty old.

- Watch it.

Somethin wrong?

- Nah.

You know I figured out why you
guys like this place so much.

It's so quiet.

It's a great place to think about shit.

- Like what?

- Ah, you know, life, the universe.

Everything.

- So nothing serious, right?

- How long have you guys
been comin out here?

- Oh god, seven years.

- I want this.

I want to come back
here, come back with you.

I want to be a part of your group,

not just your latest conquest.

- You will.

You are.

What's this all about?

- It's just something
that you said to Cameron.

About knowing Jason the past 20 years.

- So?

- You know I don't care about

the difference in our age except...

- Except what?

- Except for when I
think about the future.

- You afraid of takin
care of me in my old age?

- God no.

I'm afraid of losing you,

before we've had enough time together.

I mean, will I get 20 years with you,

or will you get bored
with me long before then?

- No one knows what's
gonna happen in the future.

But I know this,

I've been lucky enough to
really love two men in my life.

One when I was young

and now you.

You're all I need for the rest of my life.

And after that, you're
gonna find someone else

- Don't.

- Its,

it's alright.

But, it's also somethin you
don't have to think about

for a long, long time.

("The Conflict (Instrumental)"
by His Mighty Robot)

- My turn.

(yawn)

- Man, I must've fallen asleep.

Where is everyone?

Hello?

Hello?

- Did you enjoy it?

- Mm hmm.

- I understand what you see in him.

And, I know what I'd like
to see in him right now.

- Seriously?

- Why don't you go take a shower?

- What?

- Clean up.

Get a drink.

Whatever.

We'll be fine.

("Our Sun Must Set" by Steven Mark)

(strikes pool ball)

- 15.

- 20.

- 21.

- 17.

- 26.

- 13.

- Bullshit.

- You came out when you were 13.

- Hey, when you like dick, you like dick.

- [All] True.

- Whose dick did you like at 13?

- Gregory's.

- Your cousin Gregory?

- That's hot.

- That's gross.

- No, I met Greg, that's definitely hot.

- He turn out gay too?

- Well, he's a florist in San Francisco.

What do you think?

- I think you should invite
him up for a three way.

- No groups for me.

I'm a one-man man.

- [Jason] Oh.

- When are you two gonna get married?

- Soon as it's legal.

- [Jason] Yeah, like that's
gonna happen anytime soon.

- Might not happen soon, but it'll happen.

(laughs)

- Man, you're all so fuckin jaded.

- [Jason] Just realistic.

- How bout you two have one of
those commitment ceremonies.

- What's the point, it
doesn't mean anything legally.

- [Cameron] But symbolically.

- Symbolism doesn't
protect you from homophobic

nurses who wouldn't let
you in to see your partner

if he was in the hospital.

- Or shield our assets from
your partner's crazy family.

- That's what a good lawyer's for.

- And a will.

- And a living will.

- And a power of attorney.

- And health care power of attorney.

- [Cameron] Fuck, how romantic.

- Guys your age think a ring

and a ceremony make you a couple.

Simon and I have had to
spend thousands of dollars

just to protect ourselves
in case something,

in case something happens.

- [Cameron] Is it worth it?

- Course it is.

- Well, I don't care
whether it's legal or not.

I want to get married someday.

- Maybe you will.

- To you.

- Maybe you will.

- I don't care if I ever get married.

- Well that's good.

- Anyone hear from Kevin or Mac today?

- I didn't hear from them,
but I definitely heard them.

- Really?

- Yeah.

Either they were meditating,
or namaste is really

yoga speak for "I'm coming!"

(laughs)

- Good for them.

- Yeah, good for them.

(crickets chirping)

- You goin to sleep?

- [Simon] Obviously.

- What's your problem?

- [Simon] Nothing.

- Then why the fuck are you
being such a dick this weekend?

- Me?

What was that about this afternoon?

- What?

Me joining you and your
hustler for consensual

sucking and fucking?

- That's not what we do.

- Maybe we should.

He's pretty fucking good,

but then again I don't
have to tell you that.

- We had an agreement.

I didn't do anything wrong.

- No, you never do anything wrong.

Not here, not at home, you're perfect.

- I never claimed to be perfect.

- Not the point!

- Then what is the point?

- The point is...

Fuck if I know.

Aren't you tired of fighting?

- Aren't you tired of provoking me?

- Aren't you tired of pretending
that you're better than me

and pushing me away

when it suits your purposes

and then apologizing when you get lonely?

Aren't you tired of
pretending that you love me

as much as I love you?

- Yeah.

I am.

(cries)

- Hey!

- Hey.

- What's goin on?

- Nothing.

- Have enough meat there?

- Huh?

Oh, yeah right.

Kevin believes in a high protein diet.

- I'm sure he does.

- Thank you, ya know, for inviting me.

This has been like the
greatest weekend ever.

- Glad you're having a good time.

- Good?

Good does not begin to cover it.

I mean, I feel like a completely
different person out here,

like I can do whatever I want.

- It does have that effect on people.

- [Mac] Can I ask you a question?

- Shoot.

- [Cam] Did you...

- What?

- Was this all a fix up?

I mean did you guys
think that Kevin and I-

- Honestly, I never met
Kevin before this weekend.

Cooper invited him.

But, I have a feeling we'll
be seeing a lot more of him.

- Yeah, me too.

Hey, remind me to send
Cooper a thank you card,

or a muffin basket!

Does he eat carbs?

- He prefers chicken.

Listen, I know you're still
a little closeted at work.

- I'm not closeted, no.

- But not totally out, right?

- I never thought it
was anyone's business.

- It's not.

- I was actually kind of surprised

when you asked me about it.

I mean, I thought I
was kinda butch, right?

Okay, maybe not, but I
appreciate you asking me about it

instead of just assuming
and talking behind my back.

- Takes one to know one, right?

- Yeah, I guess so.

- So anyway, when we get
back to the office next week,

you can trust me to keep quiet.

I won't say anything
about you or this weekend.

- Thanks, but you know what?

- What?

- It's okay.

I don't think it bothers me anymore.

You can tell anyone you like.

Thank you.

I'll never forget this.

("Run Baby Run")

(birds chirping)

(snoring)

- Are you sure you’re up for this?

- What was it you said?

I have to face my fears.

- Or your fears will face you.

- So why did this have
to be my biggest fear?

- Because we’re taught at an early age

to be ashamed of our bodies.

We gotta overcome that fear if we want

to be at peace with ourself.

- You’re full of shit,
you know that, right?

- Ready?

- Ready.

- Anyone want to join us in the Jacuzzi?

(snores)

- Anyone for a little
early morning Jacuzzi?

Anyone?

- Looks like it’s just you and me.

- So much for facing my fears.

("Run Baby Run")

- I’m fine, really.

- He’ll be back.

- If I had anything to do
with this, I’m really sorry.

- Of course you did.

But thank you.

- My name’s not Mac.

It’s a nickname and I hate it.

- Okay.

- But that’s what everyone
calls you at work.

- Yeah, but I never wanted
to correct anyone before.

I think I will now.

- Do you even know my real name?

- It’s, uh...

- Shit, I’m sorry.

- Then what’s your name?

- It’s Hamish.

- And you prefer that to Mac?

- Hamish.

I like it.

- Then why do people call you Mac?

- Ah, there was some TV
show, a real long time ago.

People love to tell me about it.

- I still don’t get it.

- It’s my full name.

It’s Hamish Wallace Gyver.

- As in?

- Mac Gyver?

MacGyver?

(laughs)

- Still not getting it.

- Oh, kids.

- Kids.

- I knew there was something.

Your aura totally didn’t
match the name Mac.

- So what’s the plan for today?

- I thought there were no plans up here.

- Fuck that, I need activity.

And I need friends.

- Let’s go for a hike.

- A hike it is.

- You two gonna join us for once?

- Yeah, get some exercise
standing up for a change.

- We’ve already done that.

- Okay, five minutes.

Everybody outside.

Who needs to change?

Okay, let’s go.

(tranquil music)

- Well, it’s been over ten minutes.

You gonna make it, old man?

- Shut up, I’m fine.

Just give me some water.

- You sure you can’t kick the tenants

out of the guest house?

- I’ll work on Cooper.

- Nature is just so
natural, don’t you think?

- I couldn’t have said it better myself.

- Yeah, this is fun.

- Clear your mind of all your thoughts.

Focus on the sound of
the wind in the trees.

Feel the presence of those around you.

Feel their energy.

Feel their love.

- Stop that.

- But I want to feel your love.

- Ssshhh.

- Let yourself go.

Feel the negative energy
flowing out with every breath.

Feel the life force of these
woods coming inside you.

(laughs)

- Ssshhh, focus.

- And now, with your final breath in

think about all of life’s possibilities.

- I know this can’t be easy.

Can I do anything?

- Not really in the mood.

- I’m not talking about sex.

I’m talking about talking.

I’m actually a really good listener.

- Did, did Simon tell you things about me?

About us?

And that wouldn’t be weird for you?

- No, not at all.

Hearing both sides, maybe I can help you.

- I’m not paying you.

Not yet.

- I do not want to go back to reality.

- Reality follows you wherever you are.

Have I taught you nothing?

- I, I mean real reality.

This place seems like heightened reality.

- Are you saying our
cabin is like the Matrix?

- Exactly.

- I don’t want to be presumptuous but,

can we come back sometime?

- Absolutely.

- Did you say “we”?

- Yes. “We.”

- Take some advice from an old man.

- You’re not that old.

- “That” old?

- You know what I mean.

- My advice is, enjoy these days.

You only get one chance

at the early stage of a relationship.

Savor it.

- We will.

- Anything else?

- Be honest,

even if it hurts.

- And when you find the
right guy, never let him go.

- Amen to that.

- Any advice for us single boys?

- Depends on if you want
to stay single or not.

- I’m good.

I like playing the field.

- There’s nothing wrong with that.

- Personally, I don’t see the
appeal of being in a couple.

Seems like monogamy can
only lead to boredom.

- Just because you’re in a relationship

doesn’t mean you have to be monogamous.

- Yeah.

Love and sex are completely
different things.

- Not to me.

I mean I’ve had sex without love,

but with love, it’s so much better.

- Word.

- Did you just say “word”?

- Fo shizzle.

(laughs)

- Don’t do that.

- Yeah, okay.

- Are you saying you’ve been in love?

- Of course.

- I’m surprised.

- Hey, what I do is my job.

It has nothing to do
with my personal life.

- Are you in love now?

- Absolutely not.

- But you have been?

- Yeah, not so long ago.

- And he didn’t mind what
you did for a living?

- No, he didn’t.

- But you broke up?

- Yeah.

For many different reasons,
but not because of that.

Definitely not because of that.

("I Never Saw You" by Steven Mark)

- I can’t believe that Simon left.

- They’ll be fine.

- But if they can break up...

- We’ll be fine.

- Promise?

- I promise.

- [Cameron] What are you doing in here?

- I was waiting for you.

- [Cameron] Oh, really.

You looking for some company?

- Not tonight.

But I could use someone to talk to.

- Really?

I’ve never been anyone’s
talk buddy before.

- You up for it?

- Yeah.

♫ Cause I never saw you,

♫ I never saw you,

♫ Til you turned away.

♫ I never saw you,

♫ Til you turned away.

♫ Til you turned away.

♫ Til you turned away.

- Hey, if you’re serious,
call me this week.

I can give you some advice.

Are you sure you want to
get in this line of work?

- I’m sure.

I think.

We’ll see.

- So, see you soon?

- Yeah.

- Oh, we’ll walk out with you.

- I told you this would be a wonderful

and enlightening weekend.

- That you did.

But you know what?

We gotta hit the road.

- We’re having dinner
with my parents tonight.

- We are?

- Yes, we are.

- Namaste.

- Get a room.

(laughs)

- See you at work.

- The yoga freak was right.

This was wonderful.

Except for that whole Simon leaving thing.

- Yeah, except for that.

- I’m really glad I came up this weekend.

- Me, too.

- Wouldn’t have been the
same without you, kid.

- Stop calling me “kid.”

- Stop bein a kid.

- No, don’t stop that.

- Whatever.

- Do you want to hit him, or should I?

- I’ll hit him.

Later.

- It won’t be the same.

- You’re wrong.

This will always be the same.

It will always be here for you.

- Until a random cigarette
causes a wildfire

to burn down the entire mountain.

- I’m trying to have a
moment here, work with me.

- Okay, have your moment.

- Thank you.

This will always be here for you.

You may change, relationships may change.

But here, you can always
forget your problems

and be yourself.

And if you’ll have me,
I’ll be here for you, too.

That’ll never change.

- I’m gonna need you with Simon gone.

- Don’t talk that way.

You’ll work it out.

- No.

No, we won’t.

It’s not gonna be the same.

- No.

But it might be better.

(horn honks)

- Let’s go!

- God, he’s annoying.

- And he’s all mine.

Ready?

- Yeah.

I’m ready.

("Rise"(Acoustic) by Tom Goss)

♫ Today your face, it slips away,

♫ but in a dream I’ll find.

♫ Everything, worth wondering,

♫ truth to fuel this life.

♫ Now it’s time to say goodbye,

♫ and to leave our skins behind.

♫ Let the dusk, drain the sun and rise,

♫ And rise.

♫ Falling feet, this vacant street,

♫ choose a path to run.

♫ And tenderness, this sweet lovers kiss,

♫ simply said and sung.

♫ Now it’s time to say goodbye,

♫ and to leave our skins behind.

♫ Let the dusk, drain the sun and rise,

♫ Rise, rise, rise.

♫ Cause we'll fill all
the voids that we long to,

♫ If we ever come back down,

♫ Won't you ever come back down?

♫ Still looking back,
past’s steady laughs,

♫ shadows cling and fight.

♫ Now stubbornness, this patient kiss,

♫ bids a child goodnight.

♫ And now it's time to say goodbye,

♫ And to leave our skins behind.

♫ Let the dusk drain the sun and rise,

♫ And rise.

♫ Cause now it's time to say goodbye,

♫ And to leave our skins behind.

♫ Let the dusk drain the sun and rise.