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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:20,961 Don't know, Ruth 2 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:23,851 I need a girl who's more stimulating, 3 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:27,925 who spices up the relationship. We've been together 3 years 4 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:30,287 and everything is the same. What can we look forward to? 5 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:32,204 Ending up like them? 6 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:35,004 It's all so... 7 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:36,321 petit bourgeois. 8 00:00:36,480 --> 00:00:38,050 They're lying to themselves 9 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:41,761 They think responsibility and commitment will make them happier, 10 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:43,251 but that's not true. 11 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:47,804 It's not. Only those of us who live outside the system know the truth. 12 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:49,405 And the truth is we're alone. 13 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:52,484 Yeah, you're telling me. At least we think alike. 14 00:00:53,480 --> 00:00:55,164 That's the problem, Ruth. 15 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:59,041 You always agree with me don't know who you are. 16 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:01,806 Or what you like. Like videotaping ourselves... 17 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:03,485 - I like that. - You're lying. 18 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:06,763 You hold back. You're turned off by the camera, I can tell. 19 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:09,287 Fine, but what matters is we love each other. 20 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:11,169 We can try and make it work. 21 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:13,368 You're not supposed to try, 22 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:15,488 you're supposed to get horny. 23 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:17,961 I need a girlfriend who goes wild in bed, 24 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:20,043 who asks me to try new things 25 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:23,090 What's left to try? You mean sadomasochism? 26 00:01:23,320 --> 00:01:24,242 No, no. 27 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:25,401 Right? 28 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:27,085 Why "no. no"? 29 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:29,083 Sadomasochism. 30 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:31,163 I could go for you hitting me. 31 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:34,767 Yeah, I mean hard. Punch me for real, 32 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:37,287 make me bleed. I mean a serious injury. 33 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:40,489 I want people at work to be suspicious. 34 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:43,723 I'll make up excuses and they won't believe me 35 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:46,042 More excuses, more suspicion... 36 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:49,010 Damn, I'm getting horny just thinking about it. 37 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:50,571 Yeah, me too. 38 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:52,567 You did it again. 39 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:54,688 - Did what? - You agreed with me again. 40 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:57,650 If it doesn't turn you on, that's fine. 41 00:01:57,800 --> 00:02:00,121 It's fine. don't like getting hit either. 42 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:02,044 You think I'm a pervert? 43 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:08,241 ...Can't go on with a relationship like this 44 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:11,290 Maybe we can discuss it at another time. 45 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:16,642 Yeah, but the subject came up, we should talk about it. 46 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:20,131 I think if we talk about it later at home, 47 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:23,887 we can work it out. I can change. 48 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:26,168 No, Ruth. It's over. 49 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:41,563 - Hurray for the newlyweds! - Hurray! 50 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:01,962 I have a feeling she'll be next. 51 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:05,129 She's going to cry! How cute! 52 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:14,728 Tell me the bar is free. 53 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:39,290 - Great news. You must be thrilled. - Yes, I am. 54 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:41,010 How long have you known? 55 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:43,481 Two months, but we wanted to be sure before telling anyone. 56 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:46,246 - Hi, Ruth. You hear the news? - Sara's pregnant! 57 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:49,051 The girls say they can tell. That I look prettier, happier... 58 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:51,487 But don't know. feel fatter every day. 59 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:53,324 What? You look great! 60 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:56,006 Yeah, what do you mean? You look... 61 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:59,922 Okay, let's stop talking about me, I'm blushing. 62 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:02,128 - Get to work! - Sara, one thing. 63 00:05:02,280 --> 00:05:04,601 I'm making progress with the lobsters 64 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:08,128 and I thought maybe we could present my project to the subsidy committee. 65 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:12,484 I love the work you've done, it's innovative and very bold. 66 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:15,007 And I appreciate the extra hours you've put in 67 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:17,845 since Pedro dumped you, but you know the committee. 68 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,571 Pro?t, that's all they care about. 69 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:24,247 But I think if we can understand cell regeneration in lobsters, 70 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:26,767 the applications could be very pro?table. 71 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:30,003 Of course. And I support you working on it, in your free time. 72 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:34,245 The cutbacks are coming. We have to focus on getting results. 73 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:37,449 But don't worry, got them to send us someone else 74 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:39,961 The new intern. He's going to write his thesis with us. 75 00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:41,566 Unpaid. 76 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:43,881 He's over there. 77 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:53,488 This is Daniel... 78 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:55,644 - Sampari. - Dani. 79 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:56,608 Dani. 80 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:59,168 I'm busy, so Ruth will take care of you. 81 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:00,321 Nice to meet you, boss. 82 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:03,367 Well, you can call her that if you want. 83 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:07,127 We're not into hierarchies. Imagine having to call me "boss." 84 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:08,482 Anyway. 85 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:11,325 Ruth will show you the ropes, okay? 86 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:12,801 "Boss." 87 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:16,486 Get to work! 88 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:19,641 - They're all females? - Yes. 89 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:23,202 When they mate, the females lose their shells and the males eat them. 90 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:26,921 Female lobsters, female workers... The only male is the unpaid intern. 91 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:28,969 This place is very egalitarian. 92 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:32,522 You haven't heard the worst part You have to pee sitting down. 93 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:33,442 Okay. 94 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:36,126 We won't be paying much attention to the lobsters, 95 00:06:36,280 --> 00:06:40,001 but you can start by entering all this into the data base. 96 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:43,885 Written on both sides of the page. Great. 97 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:45,201 That's your desk. 98 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:57,642 Dani, how are those graphs coming? 99 00:06:57,800 --> 00:07:00,246 Great. They're not ready yet but I'm on it. 100 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:02,164 That's not the internet, is it? 101 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:04,368 I'm offended you think that of me, boss. 102 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:06,002 Right. 103 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:20,528 You're lucky your mom cooks for you. 104 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:23,763 Yeah, right. My mom wishes she could cook like this. 105 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:27,925 Nailing a yogurt pound cake with walnuts takes real talent. 106 00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:30,287 Want some? 107 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:34,240 Yeah. I'm going to the gym later "WHY- 108 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:39,646 If my trainer saw me, she'd kill me. 109 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:41,404 Is she tough? 110 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:43,530 The worst. 111 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:46,251 Right, right, left. Come on, let's go! 112 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,768 Right, right, left. Don't hold back 113 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:50,490 Feel that adrenaline rush! 114 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:52,483 Can we start with something easier? 115 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:55,291 Pilates, sauna, water jets... 116 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:57,010 Water jets? Pilates? 117 00:07:57,160 --> 00:08:00,289 A sauna won't get rid of that cottage cheese. 118 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:01,646 You need cardie 119 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:05,202 Don't worry, it gets better. We throw in some kicks... Bam! 120 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:07,249 Whatever you say, Mom. 121 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:09,323 Combination. Right, right, left. 122 00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:10,891 Come on, let's see it. 123 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:12,565 - Can't! - What do you mean? 124 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:14,290 You're out of shape. 125 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:17,250 No wonder. All day in that lab. You'll turn into a hamster. 126 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:20,847 - How long since he dumped you? - It was mutual. 3 months. 127 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,765 You see? If I'd done the same when your dad left me, 128 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:27,367 I'd be bored, bitter and I'd have an ass like a bull ring. 129 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:29,682 Sure, so you joined the Fight Club. 130 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:32,366 Just want you to get out and have fun. 131 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:33,885 And get laid. 132 00:08:34,040 --> 00:08:35,121 Please! 133 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:36,521 That's right. 134 00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:37,563 Water. 135 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:39,211 You're too soft. 136 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:40,851 You still aren't over it 137 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:44,971 You need to show him he can't treat you this way! 138 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:46,724 What do you want me to do? 139 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:48,609 Nothing, leave it to me. 140 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:52,162 There are two studly Kosovar Albanians working here. 141 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:53,731 Real pros. 142 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:55,769 What are you trying to say? 143 00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:58,526 You want to hire thugs to break his legs? 144 00:08:58,680 --> 00:09:01,001 Said they're pros. They won't break anything 145 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:03,847 - It worked great on your dad. - Dad? 146 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,731 He was a kitten after that. And it gave me a huge rush. 147 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:09,880 Come on. Right, right. Imagine it's him. 148 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:12,407 Bastard! You can't treat my daughter like that! 149 00:09:12,560 --> 00:09:15,404 Motherfucker! Come on, pretend it's him. 150 00:09:15,560 --> 00:09:18,769 Jerk! Go on, hit him. He's standing right here. Bam! 151 00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:28,962 Boss, how about a few beers to celebrate you not ?ring me yet? 152 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:30,161 Okay. 153 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:32,120 But just one 154 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:37,487 don't know. 155 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:40,371 - I want something glamorous. - Say no more. 156 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:42,284 One Cosmopolitan, coming right up. 157 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:46,529 I'll take something unglamorous. A rum and Coke. 158 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,081 Another one! 159 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:50,609 Looks like the lobsters will have to wait. 160 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:54,128 They're stupid animals. The females deserve to get eaten 161 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:57,648 Why do they keep trying? Why not just be alone and happy? 162 00:09:57,800 --> 00:09:58,642 It's instinct. 163 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:01,121 Ducks ?y south, mantises eat their mates 164 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:03,442 and lobsters like men who mistreat them. 165 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:06,206 Luckily after all this evolution it doesn't affect us any more. 166 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:07,885 - Yeah, just as well. - Right. 167 00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:10,122 - We're leaving. - Already? 168 00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:11,881 I'm pregnant. 169 00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:13,883 Really? We hadn't realized 170 00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:16,486 With the baby, can't drink as much as some people. 171 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:17,921 I need to pee. 172 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:19,287 Wow. 173 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:22,444 And some creep who thinks he's Ronaldo kept hitting on us. 174 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:23,647 Hitting on us? 175 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:27,327 He didn't say a word, he just kept ?exing his peeks 176 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:29,601 It didn't work? 177 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:31,649 I thought that worked every time. 178 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:34,087 Only someone desperate would hook up with him. 179 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:35,321 Which one is he? 180 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:36,681 That one. 181 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:04,361 Morning, gorgeous. 182 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:05,402 Hi. 183 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:12,403 - You don't remember me? - Yes. 184 00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:15,530 Good. It happens all the time when go home with drunk girls. 185 00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:18,411 They wake up and say, "No, it was a mistake." 186 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:21,484 "I was too drunk." And they kick me out in 5 minutes 187 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:24,405 And that's not very polite now, is it? 188 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:27,724 I kill myself in the gym to have nice muscles, 189 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:29,769 I spend a bundle at the tanning salon... 190 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:32,241 Yeah, and you have accessories. 191 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:35,609 The diamond earring, all that hair... 192 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:37,888 How about it? You want an encore? 193 00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:40,168 No, I'm not a morning person. 194 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:42,402 You know, bad breath... 195 00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:43,607 Want some breakfast? 196 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:45,887 Okay. 197 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:55,850 I need to send some emails... 198 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:57,242 Sure, 199 00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:58,561 go ahead. 200 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:07,724 - I just friended you on Facebook. - Okay. 201 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:10,208 Are you connected? So you can accept. 202 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:12,562 There. 203 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:14,644 Yeah. Look at this. 204 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,606 Who is "Mikel alias The Rider"? 205 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:20,888 My ex. Why? 206 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:23,725 He just tagged a video - What? 207 00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:29,602 Hey, guys! What's up? 208 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:33,169 You're wondering why ?n uploading a video 209 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:37,484 after being away so long, looking for the perfect wave� 210 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:39,006 I've got news. 211 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:40,047 That's your ex? 212 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:41,526 It was right here 213 00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:42,761 He's buff. 214 00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:45,924 I was in the sand and a hottie appeared 215 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:50,210 with a body you wouldn't believe, and I've seen plenty. 216 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:51,771 She took me to her place� 217 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:54,207 I never had it so good in my whole life 218 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:58,769 We humped like crazy while her sister made dinner: 219 00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:00,763 and we're still going. 220 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:05,485 So The Rider has fallen, kids. ?n getting married. 221 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:08,803 If you're hearing this, you're invited to the wedding. 222 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:11,008 Are his deltoids bigger than mine? 223 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:13,287 I'll get it. 224 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:17,483 But... This is my apartment. 225 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:21,646 - Yes? - Certi?ed letter for Ruth Belloso. 226 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:22,887 Excuse me... 227 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,331 All set. 228 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:29,046 Can I have it? 229 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:32,486 What a coincidence! Another invitation. 230 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:33,641 Another one? 231 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:38,247 "Alex y Sagrario, Villapuebla DE Medinaceli 232 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:41,563 Hey, that town is awesome. You from there? Family of yours? 233 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:44,571 Co-workers, right? That's my guess. 234 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:47,326 There's no prize for guessing right. 235 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:48,686 Well? 236 00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:50,365 Another ex-boyfriend. 237 00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:54,366 Another ex-boyfriend inviting me to his wedding. Okay? 238 00:13:56,680 --> 00:14:00,730 Okay, so I'll talk to you later... 239 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:01,847 Okay. 240 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:05,447 Bye! 241 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:18,208 Yeah, I'm going that way too. 242 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:40,690 Luna! Luna! 243 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:45,522 Luna! 244 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:55,048 Hi, Luna, gorgeous! 245 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:56,565 Did you miss me? 246 00:14:57,880 --> 00:15:01,362 What are you doing here? The dog is mine this week. 247 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:02,721 You share the dog? 248 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:04,245 Shared custody. 249 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:07,688 She loves us both, she can't stand being away from either of us. 250 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,161 By the way, I'm Pedro, Ruth's ex. 251 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:11,765 No, really? Another one? 252 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,930 What is this, Candid Camera? 253 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:18,641 Ruth, it's not about the dog. I have very important news. 254 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:22,202 Fine, just don't say you're getting married because 255 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:24,169 Who told you? How do you know? 256 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:26,926 - You're getting married? - That's right. 257 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:30,329 I thought you said it was too "peti-boogars." 258 00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:33,370 I said "petit-bourgeois." What can I say? 259 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:35,409 I think you opened my eyes. 260 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:36,243 Me? 261 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:38,767 Yeah. Dumping you made me grow up. 262 00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:40,684 You grew up in 3 months? 263 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:43,286 I'm surprised too, it was super fast. 264 00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:46,489 But I've discovered that when you're really in love, 265 00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:48,563 everything just ?ts. 266 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:50,529 I realized that when I was with you 267 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:52,762 had to suppress my feelings so wouldn't suffer. 268 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:55,531 While with Marta I feel ful?lled. 269 00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:58,001 I'm complete. Alive. 270 00:15:58,160 --> 00:15:58,888 Alive! 271 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:01,247 Sure, man. Hey, congratulations. 272 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,289 That's exactly what I'm looking for. 273 00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:05,289 Okay. Good luck. 274 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:06,362 Ruth... 275 00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:09,202 It's important to me that you come. 276 00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:12,045 You were apart of my life, you were there for me... 277 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:13,361 You've really helped me. 278 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:15,841 Come. 279 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:17,406 Please. 280 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:19,720 It would be so nice. 281 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:24,409 Well... I guess I can try. 282 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:25,288 Thanks! 283 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:27,645 You're the best. 284 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:30,326 Thanks a lot. 285 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:31,766 See you there. 286 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:34,362 Ruth... Bring him if you want. 287 00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:35,760 There's no problem. 288 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:40,485 Cool, huh? 289 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:51,605 Well? What do you think? 290 00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:57,445 I think it sucks! 291 00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:00,048 A bullshit wedding! 292 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:09,091 Now you bring it to me, huh? 293 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:55,441 Hey! 294 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:57,807 Sur?ng the internet during work hours? 295 00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:00,247 Which part of 'I no, your boss did you not understand? 296 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,801 Okay, okay. I see we're touchy. 297 00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:04,246 I'm sorry, Dani. 298 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,528 My ex-boyfriend is getting married 299 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:09,445 and was looking at photos of his fiance. I'm a mess. 300 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:11,728 No, we've all done that. 301 00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:15,090 That's the one who dumped you at the wedding? 302 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:18,204 That's the ?rst thing the girls told me about you. 303 00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:20,886 No. This one's getting married too, but he's Mikel. 304 00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:23,611 Damn, you're in for quite a season. 305 00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:27,007 Why does this guy want to get married? 306 00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:29,003 Don't know. Go on, turn it off. 307 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:32,760 - No! - Let me see! 308 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:35,651 It was a phase of my life I'd rather forget. 309 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:38,087 You should tag it, your contacts deserve to see it. 310 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:39,321 I look awful. 311 00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:41,482 Not everyone agrees. Read the comments. 312 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:44,450 Forgot about that ex of yours, she gives me a hummer!" 313 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,090 What crap is that? 314 00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:49,289 "l think she's still single and a little wacky. 315 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:51,204 So you might have a chance." 316 00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:53,647 He writes that on Facebook and invites me to his wedding. 317 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,040 What an idiot. 318 00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:56,645 - You should go. - Yeah? 319 00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,689 Why, so he can set me up with Crazytooth? 320 00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:00,211 To show him he's wrong. 321 00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:01,441 That he's wrong? 322 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,443 Dani, I'm single. 323 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:05,921 And you've seen me when I drink too much. 324 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,320 Hey, don't diss yourself. 325 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:10,609 It's the truth. Besides, if I went alone 326 00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:12,524 it would only prove them right. 327 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,843 Then I'll go with you. 328 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:18,888 What? don't even know if want to go. 329 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:23,170 Gee, don't know. Free food, booze and chicks who want to go wild. 330 00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:24,606 Of course I want to go. 331 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:29,362 But especially to help my boss show this dick what he's missing. 332 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,010 Trust me, it'll be a blast. 333 00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:34,087 No. 334 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,765 No way! 335 00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:46,171 I should never have let that woman sell me this damn dress! 336 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:48,163 Boss, there's something don't get. 337 00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:49,003 What? 338 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,844 Why do people pay for porn? 339 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,288 Porn? Do we have to talk about that right now? 340 00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:56,442 Pay websites are huge. Who uses them? 341 00:20:56,600 --> 00:21:00,002 How should I know? Get me a tissue from the glove compartment. 342 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,361 You know how much free porn is out there? 343 00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:04,851 Take your pick: 344 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,651 gay, lesbian, interracial, MILF, pregnant women, bukkake, 345 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:11,202 golden showers, squirting, ?stfucking, amateur, gangbang... 346 00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:13,010 Okay, I get the idea. 347 00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:15,845 There are people who see all that for free and still say: 348 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,162 need more. no, going to pay. 349 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:21,210 - Maybe it's higher quality. - What do you mean? 350 00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:24,045 Don't watch porn. But there's nothing you'd pay for? 351 00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:26,129 No. No. 352 00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:30,126 But it would be nice if they made the situations more arousing. 353 00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:33,682 More arousing? Sure, that's exactly what it needs. 354 00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:36,491 They go so out of their way to avoid subtlety and romance... 355 00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:37,641 That's not what I mean. 356 00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,962 Seriously, Dani. You're nuts. 357 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:43,285 What's a "buzake"? Or "bukkake"... 358 00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:53,724 One thing. Don't pretend I'm your boyfriend. 359 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:56,486 Trust me, it's the worst strategy of all time. 360 00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:58,165 Wasn't planning to 361 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:02,441 Why is everyone dressed in white? 362 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:04,887 Because it's a beach wedding. 363 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:06,849 Why didn't anyone tell me? 364 00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:10,530 Excuse me? Can I take some pictures of you two? 365 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:12,121 - Sure. - Yeah? 366 00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:13,611 - Like that. - Boss. 367 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,207 No. Don't look at the camera 368 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,368 Get lost in space. 369 00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:40,688 You're two soap bubbles. 370 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:42,321 Weightless... 371 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,611 and beautiful. 372 00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:46,126 Look, it's Mikel! 373 00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:39,531 That's why he's getting married. 374 00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:51,924 Mikel s getting married 375 00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:54,606 When I heard, I said... 376 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:56,526 "Ouch." 377 00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:59,001 But then I smoked 378 00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:01,447 a big fat doobie and thought: 379 00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:04,570 "Why can't a surfer get married'- That's prejudice." 380 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:06,769 Okay, okay, it's true. 381 00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:08,450 The partying, the traveling... 382 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:10,609 But I have three kids... 383 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:14,091 and they might be in Indonesia and I've never seen them, 384 00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:16,846 but I get them surfboards for wholesale. 385 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:17,922 Ruth! 386 00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:18,888 Hi! 387 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:20,087 It's me, Lucia. 388 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:22,163 Hi! What's up? 389 00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:23,765 - How are you? - Great. 390 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:24,842 What's this? 391 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,891 This was an insemination and this one's in vitro. 392 00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:31,050 What do you think? 393 00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:31,763 Hey! 394 00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:34,481 Look, look! 395 00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:38,207 Oh, well. 396 00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:40,249 There, there. It's okay. 397 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:43,847 I'm out of milk, but it's the only way to calm him down. Here. 398 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,606 Being a single mother is the best thing I ever did. 399 00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:49,001 I felt the need. Especially nowadays. 400 00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:51,640 The only ones who have kids are immigrants, gypsies 401 00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:54,644 and the Opus Dei. At this rate, in a few years... 402 00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:57,204 - Have you got kids? - No, no. 403 00:24:57,360 --> 00:24:59,203 But I recycle a lot to leave them 404 00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:01,010 - a better world. - You recycle. 405 00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:03,322 There, there, there... 406 00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:05,564 Okay, I think that's all. 407 00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:07,290 So... 408 00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:08,641 let's get it on! 409 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:18,044 Everybody kiss each other! 410 00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:25,287 No, no, no! Ruther! 411 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:27,249 How great that you came! 412 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:30,006 I mean... and look at that! 413 00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:33,724 Damn, you're something. 414 00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:35,962 Thought you wouldn't have the snatch. 415 00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:38,805 Why not? I'm doing great. 416 00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:41,281 Actually I've never been better. 417 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:44,410 Sure, that is really awesome. Totally awesome. 418 00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:47,450 Having you here to share a day like this... 419 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:49,648 really means a lot to me. 420 00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:50,881 Ruther! 421 00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:52,527 Hot damn! 422 00:25:57,680 --> 00:25:59,250 Oh, he's your... 423 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:00,447 Her friend Dani. 424 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:01,931 What's up, Dani? 425 00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:04,731 Yeah, we say "friends" to avoid the labels. 426 00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:06,723 Right, honey? It's easier that way. 427 00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:09,850 Yeah, I've been chasing her for months, 428 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:13,368 but the line is too long, so if you have any single lady friends... 429 00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:16,524 No problem, bro. This place is full of hotties. 430 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,887 How cool, huh? 431 00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:21,771 How is everything, Ruther? You were into... 432 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,923 shrimp or something, right? 433 00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:26,242 Yeah, lobsters. They're lobsters 434 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:29,802 We're doing tons of research, it's an important project. 435 00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:32,042 - I'm very happy. - That's great. 436 00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:35,409 Hey, we cooked a bunch for dinner. Take a look. 437 00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:36,647 Hi! 438 00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:39,568 Natasha. 439 00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:40,886 Congratulations. 440 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:42,930 - Hi. - Hi. 441 00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:45,048 Sorry we didn't say hi before 442 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:49,285 This is such a crazy wedding... Everything's crazy with Mikel. 443 00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:53,161 I mean we know each other. We went out for a long time. 444 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:56,529 A really, really long time. Longer than you, but... 445 00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:59,047 we don't want to talk about that 446 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:00,565 How are you? Are you happy? 447 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:01,960 Horny. 448 00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:04,844 Is that the right word? 449 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:08,243 No, you got mixed up. But that's okay, we understood. 450 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:11,643 - You mean you're having a blast. - Yeah. 451 00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:13,404 And I feel like fucking. 452 00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:15,041 Oh. 453 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,646 You got the right word then. 454 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:19,529 No, no, no! Aitor! 455 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:22,445 That guy is too much. You have to meet him. 456 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:24,967 Okay, kids. Have fun, Ruther! 457 00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:27,528 We're off to a good start. 458 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:30,809 We know nobody here except my ex and his horny bride. 459 00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:35,808 And you won't talk to me, you're too busy with the buffet 460 00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:38,964 can't help myself. need to try everything 461 00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:41,407 With a ?xed menu you know what you're getting, 462 00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:45,007 but here I feel like people are trying to take food away from me. 463 00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:47,049 - But I can still talk. - Sure. 464 00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:48,690 What about, porn again? 465 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:51,844 Don't get that tone. It's as valid a subject as any. 466 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:54,364 You know what I would outlaw? 467 00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:55,681 You don't watch porn 468 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:58,764 Yeah, but it affects me. Every guy I go out with does 469 00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:01,651 Cumming in someone's face. What's the point? 470 00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:05,282 The girls waiting for it, like they want it. Well, they don't 471 00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:07,841 They open their mouths but they don't. 472 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,923 Because it'll get in their eyes. 473 00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:13,084 Bullshit. Semen doesn't taste good It's not yummy. 474 00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:16,050 You make an effort for that special someone, 475 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:20,205 but Ferran Adrift won't be making semen foam for shrimp any time soon 476 00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:21,885 - Will he? - I hope not. 477 00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:23,930 I've always preferred ketchup. 478 00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:25,969 - Have you got any? - Ketchup? 479 00:28:26,120 --> 00:28:27,360 - For the shrimp? - Please. 480 00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:28,487 Thank you. 481 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:32,080 I always get weird looks, but I love it. 482 00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:34,041 See you around. 483 00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:37,127 Well? 484 00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:38,607 What? 485 00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:40,804 What? don't know. 486 00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:45,364 The glances, the smiles, now the crap about the ketchup... 487 00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:47,966 I thought I was single and wacky. 488 00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,600 Just because let a guy look at me doesn't mean 489 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,047 I go home with the ?rst one who does. 490 00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:55,680 At least until I've had 3 drinks. 491 00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:27,926 Well? 492 00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:29,691 You're not giving up? 493 00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:33,606 No. I always start with a girl who's obviously out of my league. 494 00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:35,649 For 3 reasons. One: You never know. 495 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:38,485 Two: Rejection keeps you on your toes. 496 00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:41,086 And three: When I hook one a little uglier than her 497 00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:43,208 I'll be a lot more grateful. 498 00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:46,728 Soto answer your question... No, I'm only warming up. 499 00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:51,401 Don't look now, but the ketchup guy keeps checking you out. 500 00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:53,483 - He's nuts about you. - Seriously? 501 00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:05,926 Third drink. 502 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:30,049 Will you please dance with me? 503 00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:36,649 Well, okay. 504 00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:37,801 Sure. 505 00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:14,481 What happened? 506 00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:17,530 Sorry, I really like your boobs. 507 00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:19,487 Okay. 508 00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:22,007 Don't worry about it. These things happen 509 00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:24,640 What we'll do now 510 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:26,643 is wait for you... 511 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:28,405 to relax. 512 00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:30,881 Let's go sit down Come on. 513 00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:34,847 No, please! Everyone will see! 514 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,606 Okay. Then we'll play it off. 515 00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:39,121 Here we go. 516 00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:41,362 Right, left. Let's go. 517 00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:43,529 Right, left. 518 00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:45,171 Right, left. 519 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,209 You see? Nobody's watching Good. 520 00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:50,364 Right, left, right, left, right, left... 521 00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:52,170 Conga! Conga! 522 00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:53,287 Conga! 523 00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:56,410 No, Mikel! Not the Conga! 524 00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:59,084 No, stop, Slop! 525 00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:01,567 Slop! 526 00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:04,883 Dani, make them stop! The boy has a woody! 527 00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:07,684 Turn! 528 00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:41,883 - Good evening. - What's up? 529 00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:44,247 Excuse me, I'd like... 530 00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:48,651 something sexy, something glamorous. 531 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,768 How about a Cosmopolitan? 532 00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:54,606 Sorry, don't know how to make one If you tell me can try. 533 00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:57,445 That's okay. Give me a rum and Coke. 534 00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,602 Feel bad. Let's try, that way can learn 535 00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:02,650 No, the ingredients are very complicated. 536 00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:04,370 For example, it has... 537 00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:07,247 Papaya Skin... aged. 538 00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:09,047 Ruther! 539 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:11,806 I was looking for you. Remember Crazytooth? 540 00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:13,849 - My buddy Aritz. - No, no. 541 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:18,562 He's crazy but he's a great guy and he thinks you're hot. 542 00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:20,731 Yeah, but... 543 00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:23,042 I'm over my surfer phase. 544 00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:24,247 Oh. 545 00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:28,091 Oh, right, okay. I get the picture. 546 00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:32,211 You're more into guys who read and all that. 547 00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:34,328 I got your wi?, Ruther. 548 00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:37,245 - We have papaya skin. - And raspberry extract? 549 00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:40,847 - Nice party, huh? - Yeah. 550 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,047 Do you know Ruth? 551 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:44,248 No. We spoke earlier, but we haven't met. 552 00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:45,401 Then it's official 553 00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:48,445 He's... 554 00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:49,809 Jonas. 555 00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:53,009 Jonas, the best plastic surgeon around. 556 00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:57,609 He operated on my finger when mine got amputated in Annapurna. 557 00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:01,481 It looks great. didn't even notice until you showed me. 558 00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:03,210 He means his toe. 559 00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:04,771 A common procedure. 560 00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:08,242 It's perfect, man, perfect. don't walk so great any more, 561 00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:10,289 but I can wave hi to the kids. 562 00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:12,283 Here's the raspberry. What else? 563 00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:14,044 You guys have everything. 564 00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:18,250 Two parts vodka, lemon... 565 00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:22,286 a little African black pepper and some shrimp juice. 566 00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:23,681 Perfect. 567 00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:24,648 Yeah. 568 00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:29,088 Ruth is something else, she's something else. 569 00:34:29,240 --> 00:34:32,926 She knows a lot about lobsters, more than anyone in Spain. 570 00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:34,969 And she goes all out. 571 00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:37,521 - Well, not really... - Not really? 572 00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:39,887 She's crazy, take it from me. 573 00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:42,247 She'd have to be to go out with me. 574 00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:44,528 You two were together? 575 00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:46,808 - They were strange years. - Sure. 576 00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:49,122 - Remember the trip to Morocco? - No. 577 00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:50,645 - Not really. - Here you go, beautiful. 578 00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:54,407 You don't remember because we were high the whole time. 579 00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:58,124 We had the most amazing hash... Pure pollen. 580 00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:01,363 When we reached the border she insisted 581 00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:05,770 on carrying it because I always get stopped for looking radical. 582 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,571 So she stuck it in her box. 583 00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:11,963 I thought you were going to get nailed but no, 584 00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:15,169 she kept her cool. She was a real trooper. 585 00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:18,369 Two days, man. They had there, stark naked, 586 00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:20,921 searching her, squatting for hours... 587 00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:22,650 I think he gets the idea... 588 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:26,361 She put it down there, you know? In her snatch! 589 00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:28,011 In her snatch! 590 00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:31,046 Don't know where she put it because 591 00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:32,770 not even the X-ray saw it. 592 00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:35,844 She must have put it way back there. 593 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:36,922 That was me! 594 00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,442 Hey. Crazytooth! 595 00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:42,921 Abort, abort, she's not into it. 596 00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:46,208 - Want some space cake? - Sure! 597 00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:48,283 - Go on, try it. - Here goes. 598 00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:50,647 Damn! 599 00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:54,963 Doctor Frankenstein getting high at my wedding. 600 00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:56,929 This will be historic! 601 00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:59,841 What do you mean? What's in it? 602 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,731 Shrooms, fungus, stinkhorns, the works. 603 00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:05,360 Who knows? This guy goes all the way. 604 00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:08,485 Relax and enjoy the ride. 605 00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:14,489 You okay? 606 00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:17,411 I'm very worried. 607 00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:21,163 Don't take drugs, I'm hypersensitive to chemicals 608 00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:23,163 - Why did you eat it? - don't know. 609 00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:24,481 "Space cake." 610 00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:28,362 I think I'm gonna freak out. 611 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:29,362 No, look. 612 00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:31,761 You only took a little bite. 613 00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:33,081 You won't feel it 614 00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:36,881 Are my pupils normal or dilated? 615 00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:38,246 - Fine. - Yeah? 616 00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:39,845 Yeah. You're ?ne. 617 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:40,887 I'm ?ne. 618 00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:42,525 - It's okay. - It's okay. 619 00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:43,602 Don't get paranoid 620 00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:45,330 won't get paranoid 621 00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:50,363 Get up. There. 622 00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:52,443 Sorry for spoiling the party. 623 00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:54,921 It's the best thing that's happened to me all night. 624 00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:56,286 - Here. - Here? 625 00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:57,607 There. 626 00:36:57,760 --> 00:36:59,091 That's it. Better? 627 00:36:59,240 --> 00:37:00,287 Yeah. 628 00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:03,121 What's wrong? 629 00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:05,765 Hallucinations. 630 00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:07,570 They're starting 631 00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:10,161 This one is typical. Standard. 632 00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:13,926 There's a midget smoking a cigar. 633 00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:17,770 That's Juanito! 634 00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:19,888 - Mikel's cousin. - It is? 635 00:37:20,720 --> 00:37:22,643 He's coming over. What do I do? 636 00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:24,325 He's going to hear you. 637 00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:28,488 - Stop staring. can't. I'm mesmerized 638 00:37:28,720 --> 00:37:29,687 Look at him. 639 00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:31,330 Think about something else. 640 00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:32,971 - Something else? - Yeah. 641 00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:34,201 Right. 642 00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:36,766 Just went blank 643 00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:40,367 Do you go to many patients weddings? 644 00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:41,442 Yeah. 645 00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:45,281 Weddings, baptisms, communions, birthdays... 646 00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:48,171 They always invite me because they wanna thank me... 647 00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:52,006 and I cant say no. But it's ?ne because I get more patients. 648 00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:54,288 - I'm talking pretty fast. - Yeah. 649 00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:56,761 It's okay. Look, here we are. 650 00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:59,202 - Facing the sea. - The sea. 651 00:38:00,240 --> 00:38:01,844 Take a deep breath. 652 00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:12,009 I never realized... 653 00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:16,447 how bright the stars are here. 654 00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:19,203 There are millions of them. 655 00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:29,004 - I should have eaten some. - So many! 656 00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:31,849 This is incredible! 657 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,570 Holy shit! 658 00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:40,490 Can't believe I'm saying it but I'm dying to kiss you. 659 00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:43,291 Who's stopping W"? 660 00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:44,771 Who's stopping me? 661 00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:47,281 Nobody. 662 00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,449 Maybe we can get out of here. 663 00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:17,928 If you want to. Do you want to? 664 00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:18,888 Yes. 665 00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:21,008 Seriously? Cool! 666 00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:23,688 Will you wait here while I go to the bathroom? 667 00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:25,251 Of course! Where would I go? 668 00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:26,049 The stars. 669 00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:27,281 The stars. 670 00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:32,481 - All set. - Hi. 671 00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:33,971 Hi. Say hi to Ruth. 672 00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:36,361 Shit fucking damn it! 673 00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:37,721 What happened? 674 00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:40,201 I left the thermal protective wipes in the car. 675 00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:44,206 He can't go without them. Hold him a second, I'll go get them 676 00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:46,203 - But... - It'll only be second. 677 00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:49,327 Well? 678 00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:51,005 Nice wedding, huh? 679 00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:53,210 Did you like the party? 680 00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:55,690 Damn! 681 00:39:57,440 --> 00:39:58,441 What...? 682 00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:05,041 Done? 683 00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:11,081 There, there... 684 00:40:11,240 --> 00:40:12,366 There, there... 685 00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:14,249 There, there, there... 686 00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:16,482 It was only a little bump. 687 00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:18,086 It was nothing. 688 00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:20,891 Excuse me, Miss. 689 00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:22,883 - You know Ruth, right? - Yes. 690 00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:25,766 Can you check if she's still in the bathroom? 691 00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:27,968 I've been waiting for her and I'm worried. 692 00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:30,487 It's my fault. She's watching my baby for me 693 00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:33,890 But don't think leave my baby with just anyone. 694 00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:35,644 Ruth is great with kids. 695 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:38,690 She'll be an awesome mother, take it from me. 696 00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:43,360 Holy shit! 697 00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:45,249 What the fuck are you doing? 698 00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:48,609 Get your tit out of his mouth, you ?lthy whore! 699 00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:50,046 What a hussy! 700 00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:51,804 Wait! Let me explain! 701 00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:53,485 Nasty bitch! 702 00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:54,926 You'd better let her go. 703 00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:58,482 He was crying and she said that's how she makes it stop. 704 00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:00,210 So I got out my tit and... 705 00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:01,521 It's okay, I believe you. 706 00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:04,251 Don't believe her! That's a filthy thing to do! 707 00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:06,926 Who would do such a thing with someone ease's baby? 708 00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:10,527 Especially with that black nipple! It's a white baby! 709 00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:11,681 Are you crazy? 710 00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:15,447 You'll traumatize the poor thing! A black nipple for a white baby! 711 00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:16,761 How gross! 712 00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:18,206 There, there... 713 00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:21,562 I feel bad but I have to go. 714 00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:23,449 There's an emergency at the clinic. 715 00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:27,330 Someone needs a prosthesis in the middle of the night? 716 00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:28,367 It's not an excuse. 717 00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:32,245 I had a great time with you. 718 00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:34,841 Seriously. 719 00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:43,847 You're not even going to ask me for my number? 720 00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:46,050 I'll friend you on Facebook. 721 00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:49,885 Ruth Belloso. 722 00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:52,042 My nipple isn't black 723 00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:35,165 Another Cosmopolitan? 724 00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:36,924 Tequila. The bottle. 725 00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:34,122 - Looking for this? - Yeah. 726 00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:39,491 Boss, were you gonna leave without saying goodbye? 727 00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:41,324 Don't argue, you'll spoil it 728 00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:45,885 Last night the three of us created something wonderful. 729 00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:48,771 The energy ?owing through our bodies 730 00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:51,321 was unstoppable. Something almost sacred. 731 00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:52,527 Come here. 732 00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:55,326 Come to me. 733 00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:57,644 Give me a hug. 734 00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:00,121 Good. 735 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:03,641 That's it. 736 00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:06,849 Anyway, thanks a lot. I think I'm gonna go. 737 00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:08,562 No... 738 00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:10,400 No, no, no... 739 00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:12,809 No, no, no... 740 00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:17,043 That's Takeshi and Lars. 741 00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:24,802 Wait... 742 00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:26,167 Here. 743 00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:29,324 Can't find the Ben Wa balls, you might still have them in there 744 00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:32,609 I'm sure you think this is funny, but I'm not in the mood. 745 00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:35,248 That's the door, boss. 746 00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:37,846 Boss... Seriously, don't leave like this 747 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:39,081 Leave me alone. 748 00:44:43,240 --> 00:44:45,004 Where's the bathroom? 749 00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:56,410 I think I left my purse at the wedding. 750 00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:59,367 Can you lend me money for a taxi? 751 00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:03,846 Oh, yes, German... 752 00:45:05,240 --> 00:45:07,447 That feels so good. 753 00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:12,046 No, damn it. 754 00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:14,050 Don't answer. 755 00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:17,329 Nothing outside of this jacuzzi matters. 756 00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:25,326 Fuck! 757 00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:27,645 Who died? 758 00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:31,725 Did. need your keys to my apartment. Don't ask 759 00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:35,404 Well now. It looks like the wedding wasn't so bad. 760 00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:39,485 Actually... I'd rather not go into detail. 761 00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:42,640 Hello. I'm German. 762 00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:44,362 Hello! 763 00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:47,808 - Can I make you two breakfast? - No, she's leaving. 764 00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:49,883 I had no idea... Where did you meet him? 765 00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:53,886 Where do you think? With my Visa. The stud charges by the hour. 766 00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:56,441 Hurry up, the meter is running. 767 00:45:56,600 --> 00:46:00,002 Now he's having breakfast... I'll call you later! 768 00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:03,607 You know I'm totally interested in your stuff. Tell me everything. 769 00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:06,047 I love you. You look awful, go to bed. Bye! 770 00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:08,441 German! 771 00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:10,843 Today you have to give me a discount. 772 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,651 We've wasted the whole morning screwing around! 773 00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:45,769 Boss... Here. 774 00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:48,526 The video we made the other night. You'll probably erase it, 775 00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:52,730 but wouldn't. There's a part with you and the photographer 776 00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:54,723 that's hard core porn. Filthy. 777 00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:57,403 I'm joking. What do you take me for? 778 00:46:57,560 --> 00:47:00,962 Guys! The girls brought me some gifts for the baby. 779 00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:03,487 Some are big and look expensive. 780 00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:08,282 You know I think it's too mushy, but they insisted and I feel bad. 781 00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:10,249 You can come if you want. 782 00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:17,446 Dani, I was totally drunk and totally high. 783 00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:22,322 It was crazy, so we should never joke about it or mention it again. 784 00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:24,847 Fine, if you can't be mature about it. 785 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:26,923 - Talking about it helps - No, it doesn't. 786 00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:29,401 It's wrong for you to fuck us to get back at that guy 787 00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:30,800 and then walk out on us. 788 00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:32,883 Miss Soap Bubble is devastated. 789 00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:35,691 She says her pain ?ies with dove wings. 790 00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:37,330 Seriously, boss... 791 00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:39,926 don't want any weird vibes between us. 792 00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:42,761 Because I'd have to join Sara's group. 793 00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:45,482 And didn't get her anything 794 00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:52,407 "It's me, Jonas, from the wedding. 795 00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:55,006 I'm not into the whole social networking thing, 796 00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:58,209 but I'd like to be your friend on Facebook and in real life, 797 00:47:58,360 --> 00:47:59,521 if possible. 798 00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:03,480 Sorry I left like that and hope you'll meet me for coffee sometime 799 00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:05,165 Who wants to see me? 800 00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:08,802 A guy who saw you breastfeeding a baby and took off running. 801 00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:10,291 You prefer him to us? 802 00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:12,044 I really like him. 803 00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:15,841 Besides, look. I was wrong. He really did have an emergency. 804 00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:18,646 You're breaking my heart. You know that, right? 805 00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:12,128 Cool, bro. Bull's-eye! 806 00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:15,648 Boys, you can't do this. want to talk to your father. 807 00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:18,201 He can't right now, he's fucking your mom 808 00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:21,129 He's doing what? 809 00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:23,169 Right on your head, retard! 810 00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:24,970 Hit him in the face! 811 00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:26,201 - Schmuck! - Run! 812 00:49:37,240 --> 00:49:38,526 Pretty apartment. 813 00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:45,361 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 814 00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:46,681 Yeah? You sure? 815 00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:53,767 Sorry. 816 00:49:58,360 --> 00:49:59,930 - Which way? - That way. 817 00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:22,686 Good morning. 818 00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:24,121 Good morning. 819 00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:26,760 I'm late for work, but it was an incredible night. 820 00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:28,047 Right. 821 00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:32,251 But do you mean an incredible night we'll never forget... 822 00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:35,324 or an incredible night and you want more? 823 00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:38,126 Don't know. Do you want more? 824 00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:41,806 Mean, if you don't, that's okay. 825 00:50:41,960 --> 00:50:42,927 It's... 826 00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:50,961 Anyway�- 827 00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:54,243 All know is want to see you again 828 00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:56,202 Okay. 829 00:50:57,520 --> 00:50:58,407 Call me. 830 00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:06,362 Yes! 831 00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:08,409 Yes, yes, yes! 832 00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:09,766 Yes, yes, yes! 833 00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:10,682 Yes! 834 00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:18,407 The mattress is too hard. 835 00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:22,281 Did you notice? I thought jumping on it might soften it. 836 00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:24,082 My jacket. 837 00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:43,886 I see you took the vitamins I gave you. 838 00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:44,848 No. 839 00:51:45,240 --> 00:51:46,605 It's not the pills, 840 00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:48,125 - Mom. - It's not? 841 00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:49,242 No. 842 00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:50,526 You got laid! 843 00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:52,607 Mom! 844 00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:54,250 I'm so happy fol' W"! 845 00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:57,370 Come on. Ten more minutes to celebrate. 846 00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:02,047 I'm so proud of you. 847 00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:05,204 You gave it everything you had and you did it. 848 00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:08,162 Mom... thank you! 849 00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:11,287 I mean, we're only starting out, but... 850 00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:13,403 that means a lot coming from you. 851 00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:15,801 - I mean your work-out. - Oh. 852 00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:18,800 But I'm glad you met someone, I really am. 853 00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:20,962 - I think it's great. - But? 854 00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:23,566 - But nothing. - Come on, I know you. Spit it out. 855 00:52:23,720 --> 00:52:26,371 Every time you meet a guy you get so intense 856 00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:28,887 that you forget yourself. don't like it. 857 00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:31,771 Don't worry, I'll keep coming to the gym 858 00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:35,447 just want you to be happy. Don't think men solve problems 859 00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:37,921 Most of the time they are the problem. 860 00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:40,890 Know, but what should do? Assume he's a jerk? 861 00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:44,123 - Sorry for being excited. - No, I understand. 862 00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:45,003 Look. 863 00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:47,123 The jerk wants to take me to a movie. 864 00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:49,203 Go ahead, enjoy it. 865 00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:53,046 Don't listen to me, I'm an old bag who hires gigolos 866 00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:55,407 That's right, ma'am. I hire gigolos. 867 00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:57,403 I pay them, I fuck them... 868 00:52:57,560 --> 00:52:59,881 More than once if possible Till they're dry. 869 00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:01,644 How do you like that? 870 00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:04,167 Want the agency's number? They have good product. 871 00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:05,242 Mom, please... 872 00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:07,721 We'll go together! I know one who's perfect for you! 873 00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:20,963 And Nicolas Cage. I never miss his movies. 874 00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:24,408 He fascinates me. Not as an actor. His hair implants. 875 00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:27,723 People don't notice a masterpiece John Travolta is up there. 876 00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:30,201 In "Face/off" couldn't make up my mind 877 00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:31,600 Can you hold this while I go to the bathroom? 878 00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:33,086 Perfect. Hi. 879 00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:41,046 Hi, Ruth. 880 00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:44,931 It's me, Alex. 881 00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:48,361 Your ex. 882 00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:52,770 This must be awful for you. I'm sorry. 883 00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:56,049 What are you, a transv... transsexual? 884 00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:57,770 - I'm a woman. - A woman? 885 00:54:57,920 --> 00:55:00,127 YOU mean 8 woman, woman. 886 00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:02,408 We're talking about... 887 00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:03,846 cutting it off. 888 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,321 Was ashamed but had to do it 889 00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:09,848 Besides, Sagrario was there with me the whole time, supporting me... 890 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:11,604 What is Sagrario, a woman? 891 00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:15,881 Don't know, even though you had the operation... 892 00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:18,486 you might be a lesbian. You always liked women. 893 00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:20,085 Sagrario is a man. 894 00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:22,683 He has a weird name because he's Cuban, 895 00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:25,844 but he's wonderful. You'll meet him Saturday at the wedding. 896 00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:27,161 You'll love him. 897 00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:28,765 Don't think that's a good idea 898 00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:33,244 I know. I have no right to ask you. You must hate me. 899 00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:37,041 No, don't hate you. If you're a happy man... woman 900 00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:41,000 Yeah, but thought you would be at my wedding and... 901 00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:43,481 and it would be a special day... 902 00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:45,961 and I know it must be awful for you but... 903 00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:48,726 I think I can try to be there. 904 00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:53,322 You're the best, Ruth, the best! 905 00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:55,448 I'll never forget this! 906 00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:59,966 Don't get it. Why don't you invite him? 907 00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:02,407 Because really like this one, don't want to scare him. 908 00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:04,927 That's nonsense. Why would he? It's an exotic wedding. 909 00:56:05,080 --> 00:56:07,401 Yeah, right. My transsexual ex-boyfriend's wedding. 910 00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:08,800 The perfect 4th date. 911 00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:11,440 Sure, it's better to coerce me, 912 00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:14,126 your menage-a-trois intern to go with you. 913 00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:15,645 Nice going, boss. 914 00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:17,245 I'm sorry, Dani. 915 00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:19,721 Know I shouldn't have asked you but... 916 00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:22,724 Please, come with me - don't know. 917 00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:26,208 Though I do have a morbid curiosity about meeting your ex. 918 00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:27,964 - You owe me two now. - Ruthy. 919 00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:29,360 I need to talk to you. 920 00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:32,444 We need space for the jellyfish The lobsters have to go. 921 00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:35,490 What's the problem? Where are they taking them? 922 00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:40,130 A restaurant made an offer. I already said absolutely not. 923 00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:41,645 But we could use the money. 924 00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:43,689 But Sara, listen to me... 925 00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:45,968 isn't there something else we can do? 926 00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:47,565 Unless someone takes them home. 927 00:56:48,240 --> 00:56:49,480 And another thing. 928 00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:51,449 I need the samples I asked you for. 929 00:56:51,600 --> 00:56:54,285 I understand you're busy with your new boyfriend 930 00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:57,887 and we're all very happy for you, but you have to make ends meet. 931 00:56:58,040 --> 00:57:01,328 Can't wait until he dumps you for you to get your act together. 932 00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:08,084 What a bitch. 933 00:57:08,240 --> 00:57:11,005 Yeah, but that bitch runs this laboratory. 934 00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:13,640 Especially if nobody stands up to her. 935 00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:15,404 What good would that do? 936 00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:17,927 Don't know, but you could try and see what happens. 937 00:57:18,120 --> 00:57:20,930 Why don't you publish your research on your owm? 938 00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:23,367 What are you talking about? It's not ready yet. 939 00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:26,444 Besides, if nobody here is interested, who else would be? 940 00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:27,487 I would be. 941 00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:30,522 Oh, yeah? More than videos on YouTube? 942 00:57:31,040 --> 00:57:32,326 You're scared. 943 00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:34,164 You heard her, we have work to do. 944 00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:35,242 Go on. 945 00:57:57,840 --> 00:57:59,922 Hi, sweetie. Have a good day. 946 00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:02,204 - Good morning. - Have a good day. 947 00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:14,401 Okay, boss. We're clear. No three-ways this time. 948 00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:16,767 If something happens, just between us. 949 00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:23,126 Look. 950 00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:25,041 Ruth! 951 00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:27,521 - Hi, Fernando! - Hi. 952 00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:29,725 - Jacinta. - Hi. 953 00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:31,242 How are you? 954 00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:32,925 - Marvelous, darling. - Yeah? 955 00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:36,687 Well, Alex is getting married at City Hall, I'm presiding... 956 00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:40,802 Excuse me. Everybody start going in, let's go. 957 00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:42,883 - And you, Jacinta? - Everyone's happy, 958 00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:45,327 but not me... 959 00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:46,891 It should have been you. 960 00:58:47,040 --> 00:58:49,168 When he put on my clothes as a boy, 961 00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:51,085 I should have done something. 962 00:58:51,240 --> 00:58:55,245 Take him to a doctor, you know, electro-shock therapy. 963 00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:57,482 Or beat it out of him. 964 00:58:57,960 --> 00:59:00,486 Here they come, here they come! 965 00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:26,527 Dani, 966 00:59:26,680 --> 00:59:30,605 I'm going to ask you a question and I want you to be honest with me. 967 00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:32,125 Is he hotter than me? 968 00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:34,282 Don't torture yourself, boss 969 00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:43,362 Okay. 970 00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:46,370 Before we begin, I'd like to say a few words 971 00:59:46,520 --> 00:59:47,646 as father of the bride 972 00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:49,325 and your mayor. 973 00:59:49,480 --> 00:59:51,482 Save it, they'll vote for you anyway. 974 00:59:51,640 --> 00:59:53,051 Keep your mouth shut. 975 00:59:54,160 --> 00:59:55,730 I'd like to say that... 976 00:59:55,880 --> 00:59:58,201 it ?lls me with pride, you getting married here, 977 00:59:58,360 --> 01:00:00,681 with us. It's an honor for Villapuebla 978 01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:04,083 to be the ?rst town in Spain to celebrate a transsexual wedding. 979 01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:11,610 Some say that rural Spain 980 01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:14,451 is full of uncultured rednecks 981 01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:17,001 who only like throwing goats out of bell towers. 982 01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:19,322 Today we will prove to the whole world 983 01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:21,244 that such prejudice is false. 984 01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:24,523 Here we not only accept different things, 985 01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:26,086 we celebrate them. 986 01:00:31,280 --> 01:00:34,443 I invite anyone who doubts this to come here and meet 987 01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:37,570 these nice, modest, hardworking people. 988 01:00:38,880 --> 01:00:40,405 And I invite them to stay 989 01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:43,962 in our wonderful hotel-spa that will be ready in a few months. 990 01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:47,442 00,000 square feet dedicated to the power of thermal water. 991 01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:49,001 Hello? 992 01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:53,487 - Want me to help you down? - No. 993 01:00:53,640 --> 01:00:55,927 Was going to get up roll down the stairs 994 01:00:56,080 --> 01:00:58,526 and have you whack my head with my wheelchair. 995 01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:01,249 Okay, then I'll help you. 996 01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:04,161 Excuse me, can you give me a hand? 997 01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:07,405 My stupid boyfriend is still parking the car. 998 01:01:07,560 --> 01:01:10,643 So if you can make the tremendous sacri?ce of helping an invalid 999 01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:12,006 down four tiny steps 1000 01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:13,400 One, two, three. 1001 01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:14,721 There's no hurry. 1002 01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:15,847 Careful... 1003 01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:16,728 Careful... 1004 01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:18,803 Be careful, please! 1005 01:01:19,040 --> 01:01:20,326 Just one more... 1006 01:01:21,480 --> 01:01:22,402 Thank you. 1007 01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:25,968 The invalids of the world thank you for your effort. 1008 01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:28,570 Thanks for letting me by. 1009 01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:30,051 What a bitch. 1010 01:01:30,200 --> 01:01:32,202 Hey, she's in a wheelchair. 1011 01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:35,250 That's right. A bitch in a wheelchair. 1012 01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:39,410 You may kiss the bride. No tongue! 1013 01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:42,404 Hurray for the newlyweds! 1014 01:01:46,520 --> 01:01:47,521 Look. 1015 01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:50,160 This guy missed the whole ceremony. 1016 01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:51,731 It's Jonas! 1017 01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:54,725 What is he doing here? 1018 01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:59,805 Hey, you might have to go home by yourself. 1019 01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:06,881 Who are you? 1020 01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:09,601 Surprise! 1021 01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:11,167 Ru., ,! 1022 01:02:11,320 --> 01:02:13,448 Jonas! Finally! 1023 01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:14,761 It's about time! 1024 01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:18,288 That kid had to carry me down the steps and he almost killed me 1025 01:02:18,440 --> 01:02:21,762 He should have been my boyfriend. You're never around. 1026 01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:24,127 I'm coming through if you don't mind. 1027 01:02:24,280 --> 01:02:25,406 Where were you? 1028 01:03:25,720 --> 01:03:27,609 We can leave whenever you want. 1029 01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:30,570 No, can't just leave need to talk to him. 1030 01:03:34,640 --> 01:03:36,768 Thank you so much for coming. 1031 01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:38,922 It must have been hard to get here. 1032 01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:42,448 Yes, thanks for everything. You are truly an artist. 1033 01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:46,127 Everything is perfect down there, perfectly sculpted... 1034 01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:47,406 Glad to help. 1035 01:03:47,880 --> 01:03:50,042 You're the best surgeon in the world. 1036 01:03:50,200 --> 01:03:52,931 Expensive, but amazing craftsmanship. 1037 01:03:55,680 --> 01:03:58,331 Boss, I think spying on him will only make you feel worse. 1038 01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:01,202 You seem to be having a nice time. 1039 01:04:01,360 --> 01:04:04,603 Things may be bleak, but this great food can't go to waste 1040 01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:06,240 He's gonna shit. 1041 01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:07,886 He's gonna shit. 1042 01:04:17,800 --> 01:04:19,040 Dance with me, silly! 1043 01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:21,362 I need to stay focused. There are clients. 1044 01:04:21,520 --> 01:04:23,045 What clients? Come on! 1045 01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:24,367 Jonas, come on! 1046 01:04:24,520 --> 01:04:27,888 Dani, why don't you dance with her so can talk to Jonas? 1047 01:04:29,920 --> 01:04:31,524 You can't ask that of me 1048 01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:34,331 Please, it's my only chance. Please. 1049 01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:37,520 Okay, but I'm not cleaning the tanks for a week. 1050 01:04:41,160 --> 01:04:41,968 Okay. 1051 01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:44,046 A week. 1052 01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:03,887 Talk! 1053 01:05:04,040 --> 01:05:07,010 Hit me if you want, but no shouting. Let's not make a scene. 1054 01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:10,323 Or what? I should make one to show her what a pig you are. 1055 01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:13,290 You're right, I lied and I feel awful about it. 1056 01:05:13,440 --> 01:05:15,522 But my feelings for you are real 1057 01:05:15,680 --> 01:05:18,126 knew this would happen, but couldn't stop myself. 1058 01:05:18,280 --> 01:05:20,601 All I think about is running away with you. 1059 01:05:20,760 --> 01:05:23,366 But you didn't. You came here with her. 1060 01:05:24,040 --> 01:05:25,451 It's very difficult 1061 01:05:25,600 --> 01:05:27,921 Especially after the accident can't leave her. 1062 01:05:28,080 --> 01:05:29,002 What accident? 1063 01:05:29,160 --> 01:05:32,323 What are you doing to do? Stay with her out of pity? 1064 01:05:32,480 --> 01:05:36,565 These things happen, Jonas. You can't feel guilty about them 1065 01:05:38,240 --> 01:05:39,526 Yes, I can. 1066 01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:45,887 Jonas... 1067 01:05:51,760 --> 01:05:52,921 Here's my gift. 1068 01:05:53,480 --> 01:05:54,367 What is it? 1069 01:05:55,840 --> 01:05:57,251 Oh, a voucher. For sex. 1070 01:05:59,160 --> 01:06:02,289 It expires in 3 hours. You'd better cash it soon. 1071 01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:03,885 Anything I want? 1072 01:06:04,040 --> 01:06:05,246 Your wildest fantasy. 1073 01:06:05,400 --> 01:06:06,367 You sure? 1074 01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:08,803 - You sure? - Yes. 1075 01:06:11,440 --> 01:06:12,726 In the ass? 1076 01:06:16,880 --> 01:06:18,484 Careful! Careful! 1077 01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:19,767 Careful! 1078 01:06:20,040 --> 01:06:20,848 Careful! 1079 01:06:21,120 --> 01:06:22,770 You're gonna break me! 1080 01:06:22,920 --> 01:06:25,002 Yeah, baby! I'm gonna break you! 1081 01:06:31,240 --> 01:06:33,083 Can't tell you I'm sorry. 1082 01:06:33,240 --> 01:06:35,527 I had no right to put you through this. 1083 01:06:35,680 --> 01:06:38,889 But believe me. I never wanted to hurt you. 1084 01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:43,929 Well... I imagine I feel really bad for you. 1085 01:06:44,080 --> 01:06:46,321 I wish things were different and we could be together. 1086 01:06:47,200 --> 01:06:48,486 I'm so sorry, Ruth. 1087 01:06:57,560 --> 01:06:59,210 Told you he was a jerk 1088 01:06:59,840 --> 01:07:02,241 Yeah, but he feels responsible for what happened. 1089 01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:04,368 That makes him a good person, right? 1090 01:07:04,520 --> 01:07:05,248 A good person? 1091 01:07:06,360 --> 01:07:09,443 He's a coward. He'd rather cheat on her than leave her. 1092 01:07:11,800 --> 01:07:12,926 Can I have a drag? 1093 01:07:13,480 --> 01:07:15,960 - You stopped. - It's a good day to start again. 1094 01:07:17,160 --> 01:07:21,245 Okay, but go easy. It's strong weed. Mikel's friend got it for me. 1095 01:07:21,440 --> 01:07:23,408 It's just what I needed. 1096 01:07:24,160 --> 01:07:26,083 - Go easy. - Ruth! Come on! 1097 01:07:26,240 --> 01:07:27,685 You have to go inside! 1098 01:07:27,840 --> 01:07:29,524 Alex is asking for you! 1099 01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:34,561 Okay, ?rst I'd like to thank everyone for coming. 1100 01:07:38,800 --> 01:07:43,044 I wanted to tell you that when I decided to have the operation 1101 01:07:43,440 --> 01:07:46,091 what scared me most wasn't the scalpel. 1102 01:07:46,760 --> 01:07:47,921 It was... 1103 01:07:48,600 --> 01:07:49,681 It was being alone. 1104 01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:51,606 Gorgeous! 1105 01:07:52,680 --> 01:07:53,806 Sorry. 1106 01:07:53,960 --> 01:07:56,406 The hormones make me cry all the time. 1107 01:07:57,840 --> 01:07:59,410 I've spent my whole life 1108 01:07:59,760 --> 01:08:01,967 pretending to be someone else. 1109 01:08:02,480 --> 01:08:04,482 I even had a girlfriend who I lied to 1110 01:08:04,640 --> 01:08:06,529 and used so no one would suspect. 1111 01:08:06,680 --> 01:08:07,727 I feel sick. 1112 01:08:07,880 --> 01:08:09,245 And today she forgave me. 1113 01:08:09,400 --> 01:08:11,767 I told you it was strong weed. You're pale. 1114 01:08:11,920 --> 01:08:13,490 And she's here to support me. 1115 01:08:14,200 --> 01:08:16,487 That's the best gift of all. 1116 01:08:16,640 --> 01:08:17,926 I feel dizzy. 1117 01:08:18,360 --> 01:08:20,522 Thank you, Ruth. I love you! 1118 01:08:46,240 --> 01:08:47,401 Unbelievable! 1119 01:08:47,560 --> 01:08:48,800 Unbelievable! 1120 01:08:48,960 --> 01:08:49,961 What is? 1121 01:08:50,680 --> 01:08:51,886 The ex-girlfriend. 1122 01:08:52,280 --> 01:08:53,611 Oh. Yeah. 1123 01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:57,207 She has no dignity. How could she come to the wedding? 1124 01:08:57,360 --> 01:08:58,646 I would never! 1125 01:08:58,800 --> 01:09:01,246 Never! And we're supposed to believe 1126 01:09:01,400 --> 01:09:04,927 she didn't realize what Alex was like when she was with him. Please! 1127 01:09:05,080 --> 01:09:08,766 Have you seen his arms? He looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger! 1128 01:09:08,960 --> 01:09:12,601 If a woman doesn't see that, it's because she doesn't want to 1129 01:09:31,240 --> 01:09:32,605 You fucking bitch! 1130 01:09:32,840 --> 01:09:33,966 Slut! 1131 01:09:34,120 --> 01:09:36,407 You did it on purpose, you bitch! 1132 01:09:36,600 --> 01:09:38,728 Sorry, didn't mean to 1133 01:09:39,080 --> 01:09:40,002 Bitch! 1134 01:09:41,880 --> 01:09:43,609 Hurry up, this stinks. 1135 01:09:43,960 --> 01:09:45,530 It sure does. 1136 01:09:46,320 --> 01:09:47,606 All set, honey. 1137 01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:50,331 You're apiece of shit. 1138 01:09:51,200 --> 01:09:52,486 Don't want to argue 1139 01:09:53,400 --> 01:09:55,448 You're hurting her, don't you see? 1140 01:09:56,920 --> 01:09:58,126 You don't know anything 1141 01:09:58,280 --> 01:10:02,171 Yes, I do. Jerks like you have broken her heart a hundred times. 1142 01:10:02,680 --> 01:10:04,091 You don't deserve her. 1143 01:10:04,240 --> 01:10:06,481 I just wanted to clarify that for you. 1144 01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:09,371 Stop chatting like a schmuck! Can we leave or what? 1145 01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:11,363 I'm coming, Catalina, darling. 1146 01:10:12,280 --> 01:10:15,648 Listen to her. You'd better leave. 1147 01:10:34,840 --> 01:10:36,683 I swear... 1148 01:10:40,760 --> 01:10:42,683 Where are you going? 1149 01:10:44,320 --> 01:10:45,321 No... 1150 01:10:45,480 --> 01:10:47,687 No, no, no... 1151 01:10:47,840 --> 01:10:49,763 He's my friend! 1152 01:10:49,920 --> 01:10:51,160 He's my friend 1153 01:10:55,160 --> 01:10:56,810 I saw the Jonas thing coming. 1154 01:10:56,960 --> 01:11:00,407 You can't trust a guy who pumps gas with plastic gloves. 1155 01:11:01,520 --> 01:11:03,488 In fact you should patent that. 1156 01:11:03,640 --> 01:11:06,564 Whenever someone mistreats people or gets bitchy... 1157 01:11:06,720 --> 01:11:08,848 Splat! Shit in their face. 1158 01:11:09,880 --> 01:11:14,090 Don't think I'll fall asleep. Maybe we can be quiet for a while 1159 01:11:14,240 --> 01:11:15,241 don't know. 1160 01:11:16,280 --> 01:11:19,762 When Alex was a guy he was good-looking, right? 1161 01:11:20,320 --> 01:11:21,606 Have you got a photo? 1162 01:11:22,560 --> 01:11:25,006 She's charismatic, elegant, a great actress... 1163 01:11:25,160 --> 01:11:28,209 But let's face it. Kate Winslet is not pretty. 1164 01:11:32,720 --> 01:11:33,926 Are we far away? 1165 01:11:34,080 --> 01:11:36,048 No, we're almost there. 1166 01:11:36,200 --> 01:11:39,124 Then maybe I should break out the heavy artillery. 1167 01:11:46,400 --> 01:11:47,401 Well? 1168 01:11:47,640 --> 01:11:48,448 What? 1169 01:11:50,680 --> 01:11:51,761 What's wrong? 1170 01:11:54,240 --> 01:11:56,242 - You're not going to sing? - No. 1171 01:11:56,400 --> 01:11:57,128 Embarrassed? 1172 01:11:57,280 --> 01:11:59,681 - Don't feel like it. You're embarrassed 1173 01:11:59,840 --> 01:12:01,763 - You're embarrassed! - No. 1174 01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:02,887 No? 1175 01:12:03,960 --> 01:12:05,485 You are such a dork. 1176 01:12:24,960 --> 01:12:27,645 Come on, here it comes! Here it comes! 1177 01:13:17,840 --> 01:13:19,763 There's a spot over there on the right. 1178 01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:21,445 No, it's too tight. 1179 01:13:21,600 --> 01:13:23,250 Come on, you can do it. 1180 01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:24,322 You think? 1181 01:13:24,480 --> 01:13:25,447 You'll see. 1182 01:13:32,200 --> 01:13:33,201 You see? 1183 01:13:34,560 --> 01:13:36,767 Okay, pull out and turn earlier. 1184 01:13:37,400 --> 01:13:38,731 I think I hit it hard. 1185 01:13:38,880 --> 01:13:40,166 - No... - Did I? 1186 01:13:42,720 --> 01:13:44,768 Keep laughing 1187 01:13:51,520 --> 01:13:53,568 Dani, let's forget it. 1188 01:13:53,720 --> 01:13:57,122 No way, it's perfect. You live right there. He can wait. 1189 01:13:57,280 --> 01:13:58,964 I'll help you - can't. 1190 01:14:01,120 --> 01:14:02,121 Pull out. 1191 01:14:03,560 --> 01:14:05,767 Dani, why don't you park it? 1192 01:14:05,920 --> 01:14:07,490 Stop whining and just do it. 1193 01:14:07,640 --> 01:14:08,801 But... 1194 01:14:10,560 --> 01:14:12,528 Listen to me, trust yourself. 1195 01:14:15,960 --> 01:14:17,371 Okay, pull out. 1196 01:14:18,280 --> 01:14:19,088 Okay. 1197 01:14:19,720 --> 01:14:21,210 Back up. 1198 01:14:21,360 --> 01:14:22,361 That's it. 1199 01:14:22,520 --> 01:14:23,248 Good. 1200 01:14:23,400 --> 01:14:25,448 Perfect. Now straighten it out. 1201 01:14:28,240 --> 01:14:29,480 There you go, all set. 1202 01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:30,648 Yes! 1203 01:14:32,400 --> 01:14:34,323 - Eat shit and die! - Have a nice day! 1204 01:14:34,480 --> 01:14:35,561 Yes, yes, yes! 1205 01:14:35,840 --> 01:14:38,525 I did it! I did it! Look! 1206 01:14:39,160 --> 01:14:41,208 Get a little credit, don't? 1207 01:14:42,400 --> 01:14:43,686 Right... 1208 01:14:46,160 --> 01:14:48,447 It wasn't such a bad night 1209 01:14:48,600 --> 01:14:52,730 We didn't hook up with any crazy photographers, but it was fun. 1210 01:14:57,440 --> 01:14:58,441 Anyway�- 1211 01:14:59,040 --> 01:15:00,963 It looks like it's time for bed. 1212 01:15:02,200 --> 01:15:03,406 Or to get up. 1213 01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:08,002 Thanks for everything, Dani. 1214 01:15:09,280 --> 01:15:10,611 Seriously. 1215 01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:12,567 Thank you. 1216 01:15:17,760 --> 01:15:18,682 Ruth... 1217 01:15:20,320 --> 01:15:23,961 You're bummed about Jonas and you'll regret it. don't want that. 1218 01:15:24,120 --> 01:15:26,726 I'm sorry, Dani. I'm a sel?sh idiot. 1219 01:15:26,880 --> 01:15:29,531 It's not that. Tomorrow you'll run away again 1220 01:15:29,680 --> 01:15:33,082 and I'm all out of jokes to make you think don't care 1221 01:15:37,960 --> 01:15:40,486 I think it's time for me to go. 1222 01:15:42,400 --> 01:15:43,128 Boss... 1223 01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:50,365 You live that way. 1224 01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:10,411 What are you doing here? 1225 01:16:10,560 --> 01:16:12,324 - What do you want? know I shouldn't be here 1226 01:16:12,720 --> 01:16:15,451 I know it's wrong and I'll leave if you want. 1227 01:16:16,160 --> 01:16:17,924 But I had to see you, Ruth. 1228 01:16:18,600 --> 01:16:20,045 I needed to. 1229 01:16:20,200 --> 01:16:23,090 I've been trying to convince myself not to all night. 1230 01:16:23,240 --> 01:16:24,890 Don't go, it s wrong 1231 01:16:26,680 --> 01:16:28,011 But can't 1232 01:16:29,200 --> 01:16:30,884 I want to be with you. 1233 01:16:34,800 --> 01:16:38,771 All lira asking is a little time to soften the blow 1234 01:16:38,920 --> 01:16:42,049 To help her accept that we're going to be apart 1235 01:16:42,520 --> 01:16:44,807 know I have no right to put you through this 1236 01:16:45,680 --> 01:16:46,920 And I'm sorry. 1237 01:16:47,480 --> 01:16:49,448 Hold on a little for us. 1238 01:16:50,200 --> 01:16:51,201 Please. 1239 01:16:52,640 --> 01:16:54,290 One last effort. 1240 01:16:57,360 --> 01:17:00,091 I guess I can wait a little longer. 1241 01:17:00,280 --> 01:17:01,520 Just a little. 1242 01:17:02,480 --> 01:17:03,970 You're the best. 1243 01:17:44,200 --> 01:17:45,964 This is Dani's answering machine 1244 01:17:46,120 --> 01:17:49,488 I was going to leave a funny message but ?n too lazy. 1245 01:18:08,440 --> 01:18:10,010 Ruthy, it's Sara. 1246 01:18:10,240 --> 01:18:13,369 Yeah. Look, can't talk to you right now. 1247 01:18:13,520 --> 01:18:16,330 Nature Magazine called. They want to publish your research. 1248 01:18:16,480 --> 01:18:17,288 What? 1249 01:18:17,440 --> 01:18:19,442 They love your lobster research. 1250 01:18:19,600 --> 01:18:22,490 They want to do a feature on cell regeneration. 1251 01:18:22,760 --> 01:18:24,842 But didn't send them anything 1252 01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:28,083 Come on, I'm not mad anymore. There's no need to keep hiding it. 1253 01:18:28,680 --> 01:18:30,330 Let's get to the point. 1254 01:18:30,480 --> 01:18:34,326 We need to make the most of it It could be great publicity for us. 1255 01:18:34,480 --> 01:18:36,926 I want you to do a presentation at the symposium next month. 1256 01:18:37,080 --> 01:18:39,924 We need to make all the noise we can. Quickly. 1257 01:18:40,840 --> 01:18:41,682 No... 1258 01:18:41,920 --> 01:18:43,570 What? I can't hear you. 1259 01:18:44,360 --> 01:18:45,486 I said no. 1260 01:18:45,920 --> 01:18:46,967 What do you mean? 1261 01:18:48,240 --> 01:18:50,607 I want time to do things right. 1262 01:18:50,760 --> 01:18:53,161 And I want... 1263 01:18:53,320 --> 01:18:55,687 I want my own team. 1264 01:18:55,920 --> 01:19:00,369 And money to keep testing before I decide on the next phase. 1265 01:19:00,520 --> 01:19:01,407 Okay, 1266 01:19:01,560 --> 01:19:04,211 let's not get ahead of ourselves. 1267 01:19:04,360 --> 01:19:07,443 Sara, this is how it's going to be. I have faith in the project. 1268 01:19:07,600 --> 01:19:10,809 If you don't, another university will 1269 01:19:10,960 --> 01:19:14,362 And another thing. Never call me "Ruthy" again 1270 01:19:15,360 --> 01:19:16,282 Okay. 1271 01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:21,887 Hi. 1272 01:19:23,320 --> 01:19:26,085 I told her I have a conference on Botox. 1273 01:19:26,240 --> 01:19:27,651 Huge pain in the ass. 1274 01:19:28,880 --> 01:19:30,450 I think she bought it. 1275 01:19:35,760 --> 01:19:37,842 Ruth, we can leave anytime. 1276 01:19:39,120 --> 01:19:39,962 Yeah. 1277 01:19:44,520 --> 01:19:48,081 Do you mind if we turn off that crap? 1278 01:19:48,280 --> 01:19:49,566 I'm still a little nervous. 1279 01:19:50,400 --> 01:19:51,242 Yeah. 1280 01:20:08,240 --> 01:20:09,969 I would recommend a small dog. 1281 01:20:10,120 --> 01:20:12,282 Mine is so tall he shit in my hood. 1282 01:20:12,440 --> 01:20:13,851 Look, there's a spot. 1283 01:20:21,560 --> 01:20:22,368 Oops. 1284 01:20:22,760 --> 01:20:24,569 Sorry. No problem. 1285 01:20:24,720 --> 01:20:25,767 No problem. 1286 01:20:27,640 --> 01:20:28,801 Want me to do it? 1287 01:20:30,680 --> 01:20:34,048 That guy is getting nervous. What do we do? 1288 01:20:37,560 --> 01:20:38,561 Ruth. 1289 01:20:38,720 --> 01:20:40,210 What do we do? 1290 01:20:43,200 --> 01:20:44,167 Get out. 1291 01:20:44,320 --> 01:20:47,085 I'm lousy at helping people park. Always have been. 1292 01:20:48,520 --> 01:20:51,171 Jonas, it's over. 1293 01:20:51,320 --> 01:20:54,688 So don't make it harder on me Get out of my car. 1294 01:20:54,840 --> 01:20:55,966 why? 1295 01:20:56,120 --> 01:20:59,886 Because this isn't what want And won't take it any more. 1296 01:21:00,040 --> 01:21:00,882 No more. 1297 01:21:01,040 --> 01:21:03,486 You seem nervous, probably from hitting that car. 1298 01:21:03,640 --> 01:21:06,484 - Can we talk it over calmly? Jonas, get out. 1299 01:21:07,640 --> 01:21:08,562 Get out! 1300 01:21:13,480 --> 01:21:14,970 Ruth, you're late! 1301 01:21:15,120 --> 01:21:17,361 We were waiting for you. You have to read a passage. 1302 01:21:17,520 --> 01:21:19,124 Did you write something nice? 1303 01:21:19,280 --> 01:21:21,044 A poem? Make me look good. 1304 01:21:23,200 --> 01:21:24,326 You know what? 1305 01:21:24,480 --> 01:21:25,129 What? 1306 01:21:25,280 --> 01:21:29,080 Don't give a shit about your damn wedding 1307 01:21:29,240 --> 01:21:33,325 Having the balls to invite me only proves what a schmuck you are 1308 01:21:33,480 --> 01:21:35,050 Ruth, don't understand 1309 01:21:36,640 --> 01:21:37,209 Ruth... 1310 01:21:47,240 --> 01:21:48,605 I'll get it. 1311 01:21:55,600 --> 01:21:56,408 Hi. 1312 01:21:57,960 --> 01:22:01,328 Well? Are you writing my article for Nature Magazine? 1313 01:22:01,480 --> 01:22:02,083 No. 1314 01:22:02,240 --> 01:22:04,447 No, I'm on YouTube just got a gem. 1315 01:22:06,720 --> 01:22:10,486 Well, it's official. We're going to be on the cover. 1316 01:22:10,680 --> 01:22:12,648 All I did was cut and paste. 1317 01:22:13,120 --> 01:22:15,122 No, you did a lot more than that. 1318 01:22:15,880 --> 01:22:17,848 And you were right, I was scared. 1319 01:22:22,240 --> 01:22:25,687 But didn't come here to talk about lobsters. 1320 01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:29,566 I know... 1321 01:22:30,840 --> 01:22:32,683 it might be too late... 1322 01:22:32,960 --> 01:22:35,611 and I'm older than you, I'm your boss... 1323 01:22:36,720 --> 01:22:39,087 and the menage-a-trois didn't work out. 1324 01:22:39,240 --> 01:22:41,004 Don't hold that against me 1325 01:22:41,400 --> 01:22:42,890 But I want to be with you. 1326 01:22:48,360 --> 01:22:51,284 Can you forget the computer fora second? 1327 01:22:51,440 --> 01:22:54,444 I'm trying to open my heart to you here... 1328 01:22:54,640 --> 01:22:56,369 I think you should watch this video. 1329 01:22:57,280 --> 01:22:59,044 Can we watch it later? 1330 01:22:59,480 --> 01:23:02,609 Can you stop looking at that and look at me? 1331 01:23:03,280 --> 01:23:04,884 Who do you think I'm looking at? 1332 01:23:09,520 --> 01:23:10,521 What? 1333 01:23:13,400 --> 01:23:17,200 What? That's me! Who recorded this? 1334 01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:20,331 Watch out! 1335 01:23:24,480 --> 01:23:25,686 No, please... 1336 01:23:28,400 --> 01:23:29,890 It's a huge hit. 1337 01:23:30,240 --> 01:23:34,086 Have to leave the country, right? - You can't hide. 1338 01:23:34,240 --> 01:23:35,685 Six million hits worldwide. 1339 01:23:35,840 --> 01:23:37,080 Six million? 1340 01:23:37,720 --> 01:23:39,563 That's a lot, isn't it? 1341 01:23:46,120 --> 01:23:47,167 Cupcake! 1342 01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:49,081 Poor thing... 1343 01:23:51,280 --> 01:23:53,248 What the fuck are you doing? 1344 01:23:53,400 --> 01:23:54,606 Stop recording, damn it! 1345 01:23:54,760 --> 01:23:56,842 Hey, it's okay. 1346 01:23:57,000 --> 01:23:59,162 I've always wanted to date a star. 1347 01:23:59,440 --> 01:24:00,646 Even one on YouTube. 1348 01:24:29,600 --> 01:24:31,921 Holy shit! 1349 01:24:48,520 --> 01:24:49,442 It's coming! 1350 01:24:49,600 --> 01:24:51,170 It's coming... 1351 01:24:58,200 --> 01:25:00,362 25 YEARS EARLIER 1352 01:25:00,680 --> 01:25:03,729 Ruth, you know I love you and always will. 1353 01:25:03,880 --> 01:25:05,882 But right now I have to leave 1354 01:25:06,240 --> 01:25:08,242 Mom and can't live together. 1355 01:25:08,400 --> 01:25:10,641 It's nobody's fault, when you grow up you'll understand 1356 01:25:10,800 --> 01:25:15,089 Sometimes a woman overwhelms a man 1357 01:25:15,240 --> 01:25:18,562 She smothers him, screws up his dreams... 1358 01:25:19,360 --> 01:25:22,489 Promise me you won't do that to your boyfriends. Take care of them 1359 01:25:22,640 --> 01:25:25,086 Don't try to change them or castrate them. 1360 01:25:25,240 --> 01:25:29,006 Don't humiliate them or make them cry in public 1361 01:25:29,240 --> 01:25:32,084 Don't laugh at their body hair. 1362 01:25:33,440 --> 01:25:37,684 If you do, you'll end up alone, like your mother, the bitch. 1363 01:25:38,320 --> 01:25:40,288 The patch was her idea. 96621