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2 -Careful of the fucking face! -It wasn't me!

It was...him!

-What the fuck? -Don't look at me! I'm hideous.

Worth it for that save, though, bro!

I mean, at least now you can get a proper nose job.

You think I need one?

Yes.

Yes.

You don't even need to think about it. You need it.

Catch you around, sir!

OK day?

Got through it.

-Thanks. Yeah.

OK, I've got that. Yeah.

Got it.

-Hello, you. -Hey.

Is Alan back at work?

Yeah, he wanted to try getting out.

If you think about things too much, they just...

..seem to get bigger.

-You can do this. -Mmm. I know.

I know. I will.

I love you.

What are you doing?

Is Maya on her way home?

-Mo? -What?!

-Maya. -What about her?

I thought you might know where she is.

Probably off cooking lizards or something. I don't know.

What's it got to do with me?

Where are you going?

To my room. Is that allowed?

-Wait. Wait. -Oh, I swear to God.

-This house, man! -Mo, wait!

I didn't plan things to happen this way.

What way?

I'm divorcing your dad.

Ok?

I, um...

I haven't told him yet.

Well, why not?

Because, um...

I will. I will soon.

OK, well...

..can I go now or what?

Yeah. Yeah.

Go to your room.

-I've got a few options. -Mm-hm?

Like...this one.

-Yep, I like that. -Yeah?

You would look so good in that.

-You think? -Yeah.

It's giving, like, old-school Rihanna.

You know?

Mm-hm.

So I thought it might be...

Wait. Isn't this Priya?

Oh, my God.

Her TikToks are literally social suicide.

OK, that was unnecessarily mean.

Uh, sorry, I...

My parents are getting a divorce.

Shut the fuck up.

Really?

No, seriously, like...right now.

Do you wanna talk about it?

Do you need to go home or...

Um...I'm not sure I wanna go home.

Do you wanna stay at mine?

We have a sofa bed if you don't want to share.

Oh, um... OK.

But it kinda gets cold in the spare room.

What are you doing?

Top to toe.

Why?

You worried I'll try to spoon you?

Can I see this?

Is it you?

Maybe.

You're not that weird, you know?

No, just...clueless.

What are you supposed to know?

Do you even like me?

What do you mean?

Let's go to sleep.

You can still keep the shirt.

You win a game and you think

you're too good to clean up your own rubbish.

Have you forgotten why you wear this tape?

You're running the Glebe circuit.

You aren't back before the bell, you aren't playing.

Sir?

My parents said that I shouldn't be running with my nose.

Your legs still working?

-Chop-chop. -I...

Thanks, sir.

-Wanna join?

Well, if you think that's bad,

imagine forgetting to bring your deo.

Oi, Gus, hurry up!

Yeah, I'm coming, bro! Relax!

Hey.

Gus!

I'd go if I was you.

Ioane's not kidding around.

Yeah, I have to...

Yeah.

See you around.

'Bye.

Mo, good job. Hey.

You're really stepping up.

Have you been talking to my mum again?

No.

Maya!

I know you weren't at Priya's last night.

And?

And I'm not about to cover for you with Mum.

How do you know I wasn't at Priya's?

Because you weren't.

How would you even know what she was doing?

Look, alright, just 'cause you ditched all your friends,

it doesn't mean everyone else has.

I haven't ditched all my friends!

And I bet you didn't do your poetry assignment either.

-What poetry assignment? -Counts for 15%!

Counts for 15%!

Lie to Mum, be a fuckin'... be a flake, I don't care.

But stop using other people

as an excuse for your own identity crisis.

Or you could stop being a fuckin' cop!

Ooh! What is wrong?

Can't I just hug my friends?

Maya, seriously. What is wrong?

Is this about the Peeya-gate thing?

No.

Please do not tell me that everyone found out

I pissed my pants in the church.

-OK... -Hold up. You did what?

No, no. This is not a conversation for now.

-Please. I'm serious, Kate.

'Sup, homies. What did I miss?

Oh... Priya pissed herself in church.

Nothing! Nothing.

Eh, who hasn't?

The trick is to wear dark pants.

Wait. What?

-OK. -Um, OK?

Why do you know that?

OK! -Catch you later?

There's somewhere new I wanna show you.

No, I can't. Sorry, I'm busy.

Maybe go buy some deo instead.

Why would you say that?

What was that? -Kate, what just happened?

Our team of builders have got plenty of options for you.

Do you offer a sage cleanse?

My aunty told me this place used to be a surgery.

Yeah, back when all the surgeries were lobotomies

and...and amputations.

So if these walls could talk...

I wouldn't wanna listen.

So I love the light, obviously.

I'd really like to do something about that doorway if possible.

It's all about the approvals roulette, isn't it?

I mean, we had one place, he ripped the kitchen out and...

..touched the bathroom and...

Yeah, it's... All hell broke loose.

I mean, most of these places are unsafe.

Who wants to be stepping up into a shower when they're 75?

Oh.

She kicked.

My son is in Portugal.

I've never been to Portugal.

Neither have I.

-Sorry. -Do you wanna see the kitchen?

Yeah, let's do that.

I was sorry to hear about what happened.

Thanks.

We've...

..been taking it one step at a time.

Word is you've done a wonderful job with the students.

-Decent view up here.

Sorry, miss. Sir.

Joe, this is Mr Ioane.

Joe's one of our scholarship students.

-Bright kid, eh? -I'm actually on Pathways.

-Oh, yeah? What sport? -Basketball.

Um, Australian Schools.

What?

10% of our cohort are on scholarship.

It's not quite the bubble you might think.

And so my meeting Joe was just a coincidence?

Look, I know you've been here before

and I hear you've been doing great work since then.

We'd love to have you at St Patty's.

I mean, think about it, of course.

I will.

I will.

I heard this podcast that says your life is like a garden.

If you don't tend to it properly, it gets overgrown.

The wrong kinds of relationships are like too much rain.

They seem good at first, but then next thing,

you're wading through a swamp with weeds up to your neck.

So...I need to do some pruning.

No sex. No relationships.

No chaos.

Sounds a little puritanical.

I just mean we definitely shouldn't see each other.

I didn't think we were.

Yeah, I know. I was just...

I've been...

You've been thinking about it?

Maybe it's best we don't do this while we're on duty.

Ok.

I'm trying to do a boundary here.

I'm pruning.

I don't wanna be pruned.

Then why did you take me back to your place

if you didn't wanna fuck me?

Who said I didn't?

You did.

That's not what happened.

OK. We...we can't do this here.

OK, um...

I don't feel like I'm the one bringing the chaos here.

"The colour jubilee.

"Colour jubilee centre.

"His nose is a nose...

"..is a nose."

Thank you.

Um, great, uh...adaptation, George.

Thank you.

Next up...Maya.

Um, I didn't do it.

She left it at home, sir.

But I've got it here.

Alright. Let's hear it.

"He, she, they, them.

"My body is a prison.

"I hate my mum.

"My heart is an ingrown pubic hair,

"a ball of pus

"destined to tear.

"Hands up, trying to be iconic.

"Hands down, max out, lesbionic."

"Dig through the shit

"and find a hole.

"Look in the mirror.

"You are the mole."

OK! OK. Very, um... Very brave.

I like it. Thank you, Maya.

Alright. Gus!

Come on, mate.

Where is it?

In my head, sir.

OK, but I do need you to hand something in.

It's all about the flow, sir.

-Oi. Oi. No.

Mate?

You know I actually did do it.

Yeah, I...I believe you.

But I still need you to give me

something I can look at and mark.

Mate, how about you just say it,

I write it down and then we're good?

Come on, mate. Go.

My mind is warped, you know?

I'm like a twisted tunnel in the dark, you know?

I popped a pill but the high wasn't there.

She took it with her.

I have no-one, nothing, no peace.

I can't tell a soul that when I'm with her...

..it's...it's like...light.

Ok.

Yeah, good job.

Thanks, sir.

Have you got a minute?

I think so.

Ok.

Um...

You dumped me in the middle of the day

when I didn't even know that we were together

and then you don't give me a right of reply?

Ok.

Reply.

I get that my part in this has been...confusing.

But you can also be...

..confusing.

I'm not confused. I'm fucking embarrassed.

One minute it's all...

And then next thing, you're, like...

I didn't realise that was that much of a thing.

So you did wanna fuck me?

Of course I did!

I... Look, no.

-My, um, ex was really... -Oh.

It was... You wanna talk about chaos?

That. I...

I would absolutely fuck you. Right now.

I'm just all over the shop.

OK, then.

What are you smiling at?

Nothing!

So, what do you wanna do now?

I don't know. We could...

We could get pizza.

Hey, Al. Why don't you call it a day?

What's this?

Um...minor damage.

-Was he on overtime? -It's been settled.

How long?

F...fifteen hours.

He shouldn't have been on the road.

We have swing drivers for that.

Well, not this week, we haven't.

We can't find them for love or money.

Well, I tell you what - then they need shorter shifts.

Look, I agree, but I've got to...

You agree, do you? Let me tell you something, Michael.

It's my name on the business as well.

So how do you think it looks for us when we've got trucks

steamrolling everything in their fuckin' path

while these guys are tearing out of here half-asleep?

Alright.

So you think, what, paying excess

to some third-party fuckin' insurance giant excuses that?

And that's how we're supposed to sleep at night? Is it?

Mate.

I've got it.

Fuck.

Tully.

Fuck!

Lucinda.

He's been on repeat for the last 20 minutes.

-Come on in.

Oh, the keys.

Hey, hey. What's happening?

-Hi. -Coach!

You joining us for dinner?

Yeah? -Come on!

-Hello, Alan. -Come on in!

Keeping those kids on track.

And the team is going pretty... Lots of wins.

Mm-hm.

It's OK.

It's good for the boys.

And Gus - is he still at school?

Yeah, Gus is doing well.

He always manages to keep rolling along.

Yeah.

Sometimes I think it would be really good to see him.

Just to let him know that everything's OK.

Anyway,

what about you?

What about this new job, huh?

What? Mmm! Oh, yes.

Yeah, I knew they'd come knocking.

This is good!

Yeah... It's private.

-Ooh! Fuckin' look at me!

I know.

But they've got a lot of, um...

-Money. -Programs.

-Programs.

Scholarships. Academic support for those who need it.

A First Nations bursary. It's a lot to...think about.

And it's also OK if you just wanna have a break, mate.

Mmm.

But it's not even about that. It's just...

I think I can be useful there.

Well, there are kids at every school that need help.

But...but you mean that I... that I'd be walking away?

No, no, no, no. There's no judgement here, mate, at all.

I mean, fuck, today,

I told one of my clients that my son was in Portugal.

You know, I went to boarding school in the country

for my last couple of years.

I was there on a low-level rugby scholarship.

Then, um...in Year 12,

my best mate died.

May I ask how he died?

The night before term 2 went back,

he drove out to his farm and, um...

..shot himself.

-Oh. I'm sorry, mate.

I'm so sorry.

The weirdest thing is what happened after. Um...

All the good that came after that.

Like, all the petty shit between us boys just stopped.

And we were undefeated that year.

We were probably the best team in the country that year.

This tiny little school.

But it all came back to him.

It was all about him.

Well, that's not true, mate.

Mmm.

Do I need to confiscate your keys?

Nah. I need the walk.

-Hey, Eddie. -Yeah?

I'm sorry about your friend.

Yeah, they're lucky.

Who?

Whoever you choose.

-Whoever you choose.

Go away.

Hey, sir!

Hey, sir!

I saw your car.

Hey! Mo!

You know, they're lucky to have you.

Are you OK?

I'm OK. You? You OK?

You're gonna do great without me.

What do you mean?

Oh, I'm just gonna take a little break.

It's OK to take a break.

You're leaving?

Well, fuck off then!

Go!

You're a fucking coward.

Yes, I know I haven't given your pants back.

That's not why I was calling.

Oh. What's up?

Nah.

I was just checking to see if you were free.