All language subtitles for Switching.Goals.1999.720p.WEBRip.x264.AAC-[YTS.MX]

MARY-KATE and ASHLEY:
LIKE FATHER, LIKE DAUGHTER!

The last test!
Parents, bring your children!

Aren't we a little old?

And last year?

The “potato sack sled”.

And a wheelbarrow race
endless !

We're going to separate the real champions
risk-alls in the room.

It's the wheelbarrow race!

Good morning !

I see that in the past,

you had to choose between your duties
and your desires.

Make a fresh start.

You will find love,
support and happiness.

- I just want some popcorn.
- Enjoy your meal.

Dad, we've already won everything.
We can't do without that?

Did Ted Williams turn down his last
match to save his statistics?

He set himself up
to hit his best shot.

Who is Ted Williams?

Never mind.

We prevented you from progressing
but you will be able to

start again on new bases.

You will soon meet
challenges tailored to you.

I'm just a child.
What will I be later?

You will be a dancer.

Who wants to become a dancer?

It is not really
what I wanted to say...

Try astronaut.

You are so sure of yourself
that I am useless to you.

Well, who wants to be my wheels?

Sam, we're on our way.
Do you want to bring back the cup?

It's for the honor of the family.

Hello, what do you want to become?
Dancer, astronaut?

Popcorn. Take some and go!

- Hi.
- Hello, Emma!

Why does no one care
of my predictions?

I don't know, mom.

But I predict that daddy won't want
never have me on his team.

Come on, Sam! You can do it !

Come on ! Do not give up !

Don't flinch! We are almost there !

We're there, we're there!

Once again, father and daughter
win the wheelbarrow race:

Jerry and Sam Stanton. First price !

Don't risk it.

Come on, Denise. I am so happy.

The wheelbarrow race, the race
Three-legged, sack racing.

- The kid and me. We were grown up!
- This is what I want to talk to you about.

Pushes you. I bet I put this away
in two seconds.

You're timing me.
Pushes you.

Okay, Jerry,
the plates in the dishwasher.

How old are you, 9 years old?

It was just a race
stupid wheelbarrow!

It's a genetic problem.

Pardon ?

I must not have received the gene
a good athlete.

Come on, we need to talk.

Very good. The first on the sofa.

I won, victory!

Okay, are you listening to me?

- It is important.
- All right.

You have to stop
to catalog girls.

Sam is not only interested in sport,
Emma isn't just interested in dresses.

Don't be so hard on yourself,
you are rather honest in sport.

Honest? I'm the only one in town
To get eliminated in T-ball.

I know my daughters,
Emma is not good at sports.

You should have seen his face when you
chose Sam for the wheelbarrow race.

The wheelbarrow race,
it's very trying

and Emma had injured her hand.

A broken nail!

Exactly, and I thought
that it could harm his race.

We know well
why you chose Sam.

It's because you wanted to win.
Like always.

- No that's not true.
- If it is true.

Are you kidding me ?

- Surrender.
- You won.

Mark McGwire was eliminated
in T-ball.

- It's true ?
- No.

But if it makes you happy,
I would exchange these cuts

against just one look
let the boys throw you.

The boys always come to you!

The last man who approached me,
it was the football coach.

And he was looking for a scorer.

Aee! What is that?

It's decided. I'm going to sell everything.

You could leave us further
in the future?

I understood, it's the age
where you are embarrassed to be seen with your father.

As we get older,
we tolerate humiliation better.

That must be it.

Jerry's
THE HOUSE OF SPORT

And kayaks?
We have a promotion on kayaks.

What can I do? No, it's you
who you put this kayak...

We were cut off.

- Why do they think they are right?
- Customers are always right.

Look at me.
That always amazes me.

6 years of junior football championship,

and 6 victories for the Maison du sport.

- A beautiful course.
- I have an idea.

We should build ourselves a pantheon,
put them in a display case.

Remember it well,
it's the end of an era.

What do you mean ?

- You better sit down.
- What is happening ?

I don't know how to tell you:
all at once or with tweezers?

Dave, we close at six.

Two words: “Mix-it”.

It was a single word. What diversity?

One more word:
“Mixed football league”.

There are going to be girls
in our league?

Our very existence is threatened.

We know that diversity alters
the quality of baseball teams.

It's not about mediocre

who are lucky
to be in the league, but with girls!

We are heading straight into the unknown.

The girls bring ingredients
very different in a match:

the tears...

the fashion...

their mothers.

Wait a bit. I'm covered.

I have Sam.

How do you know
that the league was going to become mixed?

Margie told me. This is the opportunity
ideal to take care of the two girls.

What better way
to put them on an equal footing?

Coach the girls in football.
The idea doesn't seem good to me.

Why not ?

His football league becomes mixed.
He wants you both

- in his team.
- I do not have...

Great ! I've had it up to here
girls' leagues.

Why not ?

If daddy wants me.

You're kidding ?
I would love to have you with us.

You would bring to the team
a lot of...

You have this...

You two,
you would make an unbeatable pair.

So, who will be second this year?

- Don't be so sure about that.
- It's no longer the same league.

Do you know what they say about girls?
They like to equalize.

Are my protections well matched?

You are beautiful.
But a little advice,

- you should take off your glasses.
- All right. And the rest ?

It was a little too much.

I hope that goes well for Emma.
The call may be disruptive.

- Call ? What call?
- This is when we choose the players.

I did not know
that there was a selection.

You can't distribute them,
rather?

They are players, not cards.

I know it well.

So you will of course choose Emma
first.

Jerry, you were going to choose Emma well
first ?

Do not take it badly,

but it's a safe bet
that she will still be there in the 3rd round.

I dream! If you don't choose it
First of all, it will have been of no use.

What if Sam is no longer available
Next ?

It's a risk to take,
is not it ?

Right, Jerry?

Yes. Of course.

It's just to warm up.
We pass the buck.

- Do you know how to say: “Stop this shot”?
- For what ?

This is what you will have to sing
when you become a cheerleader again.

What's wrong with him?
An emotional lack?

His little sister beat him once.
He was never the same again.

Here, I'll show you
how to make a head.

You know the program.

Diversity changes nothing.

Coaches have more players
to watch and more choices to make.

We'll start right away
the selections.

Not a big choice.

Coaches, you have seen the players.
It's time to choose them.

Jerry, as title holder,
To you the honor.

For their first choice,
the Hurricanes ask...

Emma Stanton.

- Dad, are you sure?
- Of course. We will ensure.

Mitch, Sal, over to you!

Sam, is your knee still bothering you?

- My knee ?
- My daughter...

Sometimes the pain is so strong,
that she forgets him.

The BuThey choose Wyatt Peterson.

-Frankie Rodriguez.
-Peterson.

- We chose Rodriguez.
- You chose Rodriguez.

- The BuThey take Rodriguez!
-Peterson!

Gentlemen, gentlemen!
Shall we call Robert Ironside?

- Odd or even?
- Peer.

One two three...

- Frankie, come over here.
- This Rodriguez better be good.

Otherwise, you will be entitled to it.
You owe me that.

You're going to miss matches because
from your Saturday morning art classes?

It was finger paint,
ten years ago !

In the name of the Redcoats...

why not you ?

Yes ! Two gone, only one left.

-Mike!
- Yes, I check my statistics.

This little Deluca,
He’s a real playmaker, right?

- You allow ?
- Sorry.

Very good. According to this,
I have to choose little Deluca.

This concludes the first round.

- So let's start again. Jerry!
- It's me.

Sorry, I'm late.
I didn't miss the call, did I?

Hello, Willard. We do not have
Shorten your lunch, I hope.

You arrived just in time.
Make your choice.

The Harriers will take...

And the regulations?
We are already in the second round!

Calm down, he's just a little
late. Go ahead Willard.

Since we are mixed this year,

I think the Harriers
will choose...

Why not Sam?

I'm bitten. His name is Greg
and he is so awesome.

- Is that the boy from Glenwood?
- That's it.

I hope he didn't notice
as I stared at him.

- Why not introduce yourself?
- I couldn't say a word!

- Relax, he's just a boy.
- For you, for me he is a god.

Is that him over there?

- I'm going.
- Certainly not!

- Let's introduce ourselves.
- Impossible.

Stay behind me.

It will be easier than you think.

Hi, we just wanted to introduce ourselves.

I'm very... I mean...

we are very happy
to meet you.

I said "we",
but I wanted to say "I".

It's an old tradition dating back...
of today.

- My name is Greg.
- And me Emma.

Emma, I have to go to class.

It's nice to know you...
all.

We're never going to get out
of this mess.

Let's admit it,
The reign of the Hurricanes is coming to an end.

Let's call it
a year of reconstruction.

“Reconstruction”!
What are you talking about ?

You who stopped at nothing
to win !

I always want to try
to win the championships.

Oh yes ? And how do you plan to do it?

Every year we win the championship
thanks to a star player.

And now that Sam is gone,

how you gonna do ?

I think I need to become
a better coach.

- Blue and white ?
- The colors of the Hurricanes.

See if it suits you.

No fashion victory
for me this year.

Everything suits you perfectly.
We'll see you on the ground.

Are we on the same team?

My father knows you got beaten
by your little sister?

She is much taller than me.
She hit me when I wasn't looking.

Guys, come over here!
I have two words to say to you.

You are going to embark
for an extraordinary journey.

You have been chosen to represent
the Hurricanes, 6 times champions.

Everyone has their own specialty.

Bobby is our scorer. Richie is
goalkeeper, the heart of our defense.

We're going to beat them and it's going to hurt.

We will be the greatest team
of league history, okay?

- All right !
- Then let's practice.

I want you to start playing
on defense, okay?

Dad, blue is not my color,
did you commit to wearing these colors?

- We can no longer go back.
- No problem, I can get used to it.

This is the competitive league
boys I was waiting for?

Come on guys, here it is.

Are you Sam Stanton?

It depends.

Sam, the team and I,
We welcome you on board.

Longuevue funeral directors?

He's such a cool sponsor.

They left us with Robert
carry out biological experiments.

Try it. After all,
you are one of us now.

With us ! With us !

- You're a little too aggressive.
- Rather very clumsy.

You'll do better next time.
Who's next ? GOOD.

Luckily you have your helmet.
Try to stay upright.

Following !
Watch your rubber bands, Oscar.

Orthodontics is not a weapon.

Okay, let's see.

-Emma, what are you doing?
- Sorry.

We will see
one of my favorite tactics.

I like to call it
Stanton's snitch.

When we go from defense
� Bobby, we have two options:

pass it to Andy,
which will run along the touchline

or Emma, who will do the picking
cherries near the guard.

Come on, let's try.
Come on !

I know I have to wait
near the goals

but what is it,
cherry picking?

- It's the sleeper's tactic.
- Of course, the sleeper tactic.

You just have to pass this
to get a slice of pizza.

Where is your share?

It's hard to eat with these things.
But I'm hungry.

I'll try. You should turn
the head. It could be disgusting.

Okay, troop!
Two rounds of land.

TACKY'S
pizzeria and games

Yes ! I'm invincible !
In two winning rounds?

Sorry, Mr. Stanton, I have homework.
See you soon.

Who's next ? Come a little closer.
Here, you. Come.

Here we go again.

I thought that playing
for dad could,

as in the ad, "wake up the athlete
in me". It didn't work.

And I was hoping to have a blast.
Don't eat pizza.

- Do you have pizza? Cool !
- You'd be better off at Willard's.

And you with dad. Shall we exchange?

- What do you think about it ?
- Why not ?

Do you remember in first grade?
We fooled everyone.

It could still work,
the sisters' barter.

Dad wouldn't mind.
And Willard wouldn't even see it.

There is only one problem:

- Mom.
- Mom.

- We don't have to tell him.
- But she comes to every match.

We should tell him that football,
It doesn't work.

She's a psychologist, Sam.

We will rather allude to it
and let her guess.

Mom, could we talk to you?

It's quite important.

Of course. Come in.

- SO ?
- To tell the truth, mom,

about football, I'm not sure
to be able to follow dad.

But you will succeed.

Your father promised me to do
your training is a priority.

And you, Sam?

With Willard, it's relaxed.

He orders pizza.

It must be great.

At least he's not obsessed
by victory.

Mom, what Sam and I
mean,

it’s because we believe that things would go better
if we could...

Girls, about football,
I have bad news.

My “Family in shape” seminar
was moved to Saturday.

I will not be able to attend
� none of your matches.

It's true ?
I mean, what a shame!

We would have liked to have you for us
encourage. In the heat of the match,

nothing is more stimulating
than having your mother...

Our duties await us.

Once again,
thank you for your understanding.

I see why they say
that you are the best psychologist around.

Girls, you didn't want
to tell me something ?

No, you solved everything.

Gently with the laces!

Do you want the ones with scratches?

Why not tracksuit bottoms?
polyester while you're at it?

Taylor, the salesman is just trying
to be helpful.

Attention ! I have fragile bones.

Interesting. My cousin
also has fragile bones...

- Who is interested?
- Not you. Not me.

I will be back.

Look who there!

You really make me happy.
I love surprise visits.

So what's up ?

Emma and I thought about it
about football.

First of all, playing with Willard,

this is not what I expected
of this league.

I wanted to play with you,
and it's nice of you to choose me

but let's face it, I suck.

You're a little hard on yourself.

For me, you are more like

a project under development.

Let's get straight to the point.

- Dad, would you like an exchange?
- An exchange of what?

An exchange between us.

Do you want to exchange places?

It's excellent !

I'll play with Willard,
and Sam will play with you.

- And everyone will be happy.
- Except Willard.

We could trade Willard himself
without him realizing it.

I don't know what to say, girls.

It's madness, even if I accepted,
and I didn't say I would,

- That wouldn't work with mom.
- Who said she would know?

You're not going to tell him?

It's not like we're stopping.

We're just changing teams.

You have already thought of everything.

Even our alibi.

I will go to Harrier training
Instead of Sam, who will go to the library.

For Hurricanes training,
Sam will go in my place

and Emma will go to the library.
So, mom won't see anything but fire.

You have already planned everything.

I am not convinced.

We bring out the shock argument.

Dad, it's not just about
from U.S.

- Isn't that beautiful?
- It's so pretty.

You want the Hurricanes to lose
the first mixed championship?

Not really.

Is this important to you?

- It really is...
- You have no idea!

For me it's just a simple
football championship.

- But if it's important to you...
- Absolutely.

All right.
I'm doing this for you girls.

This is no way for me
to have Sam and win matches.

Dad, this thought never occurred to us
crossed the mind.

GOOD. Since we agree
above.

We are going to have a superb attack.

- Do you think we can succeed?
- We're identical twins!

Successfully perform a swap
is our prerogative.

My grandmother pulls harder than that!

And you know what, she's dead.
What do you say ?

What is this?
You have nothing in your hands!

You neither. You're worse than Andy.

You make me laugh, it's a joke!

Stop, it's too funny.

Hey, Emma, no hands.

Did I score a goal?
Beginner's luck.

We will apply tactic 32.
Her...Emma, I want

that you stand out when Andy goes
center. All right ? Here we go !

We make a tactic
for this idiot!

It must be his lucky day.

Daphne, my darling, I'm in the middle
of a very important match.

Are you sure
that can't wait?

Okay, go for the C-section!

Go ahead my darling, come on!

She crossed the goal line!
Let us carry it in triumph!

We are number one!
We are number one!

I'm going to training.

Wait a minute, Sam.

Where are you going?

To the library, of course!

How long have you been going
at the library?

Since...

Since I realized
that I knew absolutely nothing

At the Dewey coast.

Me neither.

When I scored that goal,
Richie was sure I was you.

To think that he had called me an idiot.

I would have liked to see his face.

Richie is a little mean to me,
but he's cute.

Did you see my goal?

I hope we won't believe
that I can start again.

- The exchange works, right?
- I like the image you give of me.

Who is the red bearded guy?
It is good.

He looks like Alexi Lalas.

- Who is it ?
- He plays for Kansas City, a good one.

- Could he play with one of us?
- I do not believe.

There you go, guys.
This is the current ranking.

The Hurricanes win.
What a surprise !

How did Jerry transform
Emma as Pel�?

- You mean Alexi Lalas.
- Pel�, the best of all time.

- Alexi is the best around.
- But if Pel� played today,

- he would be the best.
- If Alexi had played then,

he would have been the best in this sport.

Very good guys,
let's rest for tomorrow.

- You played well today.
- I'm going to change.

We meet at the car.

I want you to know, I hate you
always, but you are not

the worst player in the world.

Looks like my stocks are going up.

Are you ignoring me or are you listening?
an invisible walkman?

Didn't you hear me, Emma?

Emma! That's right, that's my name!

- How did you know I was there?
- You play on your father's team.

I thought I could do more
talk to you only among your fans.

Oh, I hate this kind of thing.

- Are you doing anything on Friday?
- No and you ?

- I meant, we can go out.
- To go out ? With me ?

Yes, who else? What do you say ?

- I would like that.
- Cool. See you at Tacky's.

What does Emma's swimsuit do?
in Sam's bag?

I could have sworn I put it in...

No, but I'll do some research
in the library during the week.

Oh, it's my fax.
See you soon.

OFFICIAL LEAGUE RANKINGS

Oh, the "Junior League Rankings
of Evansville. "

Hurricanes, 4 wins out of 4!

I enjoyed myself.

- Can we leave the table?
- Yes, we have homework.

Greg invited me.
It's me, your homework.

You didn't tell me
that you were first.

Really ?
It must have slipped my mind.

That doesn't look like you.

Finally, I succeeded
to get rid of

- of this mania for competition.
- Jerry, I know what's going on.

- A mother knows her daughters.
- I can explain.

No need, that’s obvious.

Your coaching talent
made Emma a better player.

You know, it's true.
And I think that made me

a better father.

Let's start with the procedure.

Relax ! Greg takes you to the pizzeria,
not at a fashion show.

Okay, I'll try again.

- Are you okay?
- You're not driving a tractor!

I will never make it.

Something is missing.

Shoes. Put this on.
It helps.

You must be confident and fragile.

Both at the same time?

You're right. Be sure of yourself.

Mouse.

How are you?

Something is still missing.

Mystery. A woman
must be mysterious. Here, put this on.

- Are you sure?
- Trust me, it works.

It's the fashion. An advice
for the menu: just salad.

The cheese hanging from your chin,
this is not good.

We forget. I will not arrive there.

Go there for me.

Forget ? Where did Sam Stanton go?
that we know and love?

The girl who became champion
regional football tournament at 7 years old?

You're right. There's no need to stress.
He's just a boy.

I prefer that. Look at me.

Perfect. You don't miss him anymore
than one of my dresses.

A dress too?

I thought you had an appointment
with Sam.

I mean, we had to
meet at Tacky's.

I wanted to surprise you.
Hold.

Mission accomplished.
One second, I'll come back.

- Good evening, you must be Greg.
- Good evening, Mrs. Stanton.

Call me Denise.
Nice to meet you.

Hi, Greg.

- It was quick.
- I'm a real chameleon!

My parents would like
that I'm already thinking about college

but as I tell them:
I'm still in college! And you ?

It's the same, they say he's not
never early enough to think about it.

After all, we don't want
break your nose.

- Are you okay?
- These are my new heels.

Usually,
they are a little higher.

- Is there too much light?
- No why ?

Your glasses.

Oh, I need it to read.

- Don't you want a piece of that?
- No thanks, I'll stick with my salad.

The cheese hanging from your chin,
this is not good.

I do not have ?

Oh, no, no. Not you.

But if you had,
That would suit you really well.

Do you want to play video games?

Take that!

You beat me.

I had never been beaten
to this game.

Oops, is it bad?

I do not know.

Sorry for beating you at pinball.

- Then to the ten mini-hockey matches.
- Twelve matches.

Twelve ? Oh yes it's true.

You know, you are very different
of what I thought.

See you at school.

- I ruined everything, Emma.
- But no, Sam.

You're just a little rusty.

Rusty implies
have had success before.

It's true, with the boys,
I am one of them.

Oh, hi mom. Mom ?

- What are you doing here?
- And you, what are you doing here?

You don't have training?

Football ! I forgot.
My book... It gave me

absorbed and homework...

I'm going to rush there.

- I'll take you there.
- Never mind.

Exercise will do me good.

Isn't that the point
football training?

Come on, the car is parked out front.

Dad, you're going to have to explain yourself.

Good job !

That's my Sam.

Mom, you know that Dad forbids
that someone disturbs him during training.

It's absurd ! I miss the matches,
I can at least come and see...

Great, nice shot, Emma!

That's it, straight to the point.
No mercy!

Speaking of pity,
don't expect any from me.

You exchanged your daughters!
This is punishable by prison in Singapore!

- Let me explain to you.
- No, let me explain.

When we exchange our children,
there is nothing to explain.

You sometimes went a little far
to win but...

Are you going to let me explain?

Okay, try to explain

how could you do that,
just to win a few matches?

- It was their idea.
- You are their father.

I know you have trouble being an adult
but remember that our role

of parents passes
before that of coach.

I'm going to tell you about the role of coach
because you don't know anything about it!

Apart from winning,

you have to know how to convince a kid
that heading a ball is cool.

A good trainer must be a teacher, psychologist,
and know how to motivate your troops.

It's the triple threat!

As a mother and psychologist,
as they say in the profession,

your parents were too kind
with you !

You exchanged our daughters
to be able to win the championship.

You want me to tell them
is it over?

I will do it.

I want you to confess everything
to other coaches.

And who says I don't know anything
in the role of coach?

Exchange your daughters.
The league will never recover from this.

- It's worse than the scandal of 1982.
- 1983.

- Some people will do anything to win.
- Exchange binoculars?

I wish I had had the idea.

Okay, a little peace and quiet.

You have committed a shameful act.

- Against the league and against Willard...
- Perfectly.

What did you imagine?

...who, I'm sure, is outraged
and furious with you.

He is sleeping.

In any case, we must take
measures against Jerry.

Do you have something to say
for your defense?

Look, I know what I did
is bad, okay?

I ask for clemency
of this kangaroo court,

of stupid and weak-willed coaches.

Timeout !

I hope it's not like that
that you want to do penance.

- Penance?
- Anyway, since the Hurricanes...

tried to deceive us, they lose
the benefit of their 4 victories.

Four matches! It is unfair !

You're on the verge of losing six.

The meeting is adjourned.

We will still have benefited from it.

Yes, at least,
I could have thrown a few shots.

Berk! Grass stains!

We're going to be late for school.

- We got Dad into trouble.
- Rather, yes.

- What do we have to do ?
- There is only one thing to do.

- Dad, let's stop.
- I won't allow you.

- I'm ruining your season!
- And I find myself among the Harriers.

We already blame each other so much
for causing you this trouble.

- It is not you.
- Not us ?

- But the exchange was our idea.
- Maybe, but...

you did it for good
reasons, me for bad ones.

Trust me.
We'll find a way out of this.

- Which gives ?
- How many cards?

Two.

I thought about the story
Twins.

We all make mistakes.
You're not bad.

- Thanks guys.
- How many cards?

A man has two children.
One is better at football.

This is completely understandable.

- The dealer takes three.
- If you want

exploit one in place of the other,
who can criticize?

- Person.
- Absolutely.

- 25 cents.
- I am.

- Well, you must have lied to Denise.
- Yes, it was necessary.

Lying to your wife doesn't make you feel good
someone bad.

And he had to lie to his friends
who appreciate and support him.

What transforms so quickly
a good one bad?

Listen guys, stop.

It's in the past. Let's forget that.
Victory, what importance?

- A pair.
- Two.

- Brelan.
- I was bluffing.

Full. I won! I won!
Yes !

You lost, and you, and you.

- Hello, Oscar.
- We know about the exchange.

We just wanted to tell you

that we don't feel targeted.

We know we're not very good.
We will try not to embarrass you.

That's really nice, guys.

The Harriers!

In addition to finding Sam,
we are also proud to receive

a new coach. The children,
This is Coach Stanton.

- You can't train the Harriers!
- Why not ?

- Willard completely agreed.
- Any help is welcome.

But since when have you been interested
football?

I have always been attracted
by sports psychology.

You wanted to be with daddy
but I wanted to make your situation

- a little more stimulating.
- That's nice, mom.

Harriers do not need
of a shrink, but of a miracle worker.

But who is it?
Now we are sure to lose.

- Don't listen to him.
- He is right.

No. You are a Stanton,

that is to say you are a winner.

- Hi.
- Hi. How are you?

Very good.

I enjoy a moment of calm
and loneliness.

- You breathe a little.
- There you are, all alone.

- It's nice.
- All alone, while reading.

I worked a lot.
I needed this respite.

What exactly does a therapist do?

We listen to people's problems,
all day.

- It must be difficult.
- Yes indeed.

And spend a moment
alone is important

because it's rare to have the opportunity.
So you have to grab it.

Okay, take the ball from him.

Well done, well done, Candace.

- Emma, over to you.
- What do I do ?

- You act like her.
- How ?

You go out there and get started.

I'm going, okay.

Terry, come over here.

- Dad, I can't do it.
- It's not serious. Listen,

you keep your eyes on the ball
and you give a good kick.

Go ahead.

- I'm really sorry.
- It's okay, it's okay.

- You stopped me well.
- Sorry.

Everything is fine.

- I did not want...
- It doesn't matter.

How are you, Willard?

I was quite stressed
lately.

The football team, all that...
We're not very good.

And I think it's my fault.
I'm not a fighter.

- I want the children to have fun.
- But it's wonderful!

That means you are sane
and not that it's your fault.

It takes a weight off my shoulders.

Okay, who is it for?

Good shot.

Following.

Sorry.

We'll stay after
and we will practice shooting on goal.

Except I do it all the time
the same dream.

- Tell me about it.
- We are in England, in 1920.

-And there is this big boat.
- Like the Titanic?

No, not at all like
Titanic.

We leave Portsmouth to join
New York,

there are ballrooms
and we go to a party.

I'm waltzing with my mother.
I'm three and she's fifty-two.

And she stands at the end of the boat

and pretends to fly.
And I hold on to his legs

with my little arms.
And all of a sudden,

- we collide with...
- An iceberg.

No, a whale.
A large blue whale.

- Does that mean something?
- I never really believed in dreams.

- And my irresistible desire for cheese?
- Do you want it now?

- Then go eat some, Willard, go.
- All right. You have talent.

- Sorry about the terrain.
- You're starting to get there.

I'm used to this,
I play golf with Dave.

Maybe I should stay
on the sidelines.

No question.
It's starting to come.

- We'll find you a position.
- Yes, as a gardener.

We will continue to practice.

- I will finish.
- I'm going to put the equipment away.

- Hi, Emma.
- Greg, what are you doing here?

I was walking and I saw you.

Are you booked on Saturday?

I think so. I have a match.

- We can see each other later.
- Not impossible.

I have to support my team.

- You're not avoiding me, by chance?
- Not really.

- It was nice the other day.
- Great, for Sam too!

“Sam” is a word we use
at home when we are happy.

- So, is it working for Saturday?
- Of course.

Great, see you after the match.

Easy to say.

I have a good
and bad news.

- Greg loved you last week.
- I thought I had ruined everything.

- You have to read between the lines.
- Great. And the bad news?

The bad news is that he invited me
next Saturday.

So what ? We will exchange,
like last week.

Sam, that's not a good idea.

But he liked me
when I was you.

- We have enough problems as it is.
- So, what to do?

Tell him everything. He's in the cafeteria.

How to tell him
that I'm not you?

- Start by talking.
- What ?

Of films, of time, of school

and then you slip that to him. Go ahead.

Sit down.

- How are you?
- Great.

Me too.

I love the weather.

- The weather ?
- Yes. When it's nice outside.

It's great for jogging.

- What is your favorite subject?
- Biology.

- Me too. I love dissection.
- Yes, it's nice.

- I got 97 on my last test.
- It's not to brag,

but I got 98.

Will you... excuse me for a moment?

- How did it go?
- Not bad.

- What did he say ?
- That he had been 97.

You told him about us
and he answered you that?

I could not. We'll have to
that you do it. Please!

- So, where were we?
- Biology. Dissection.

Biology ? I hate that.
I got 87.

You just said you loved it.

It was before,
now it's different.

We can talk about something else.
What's the weather like?

Again ?

All right. It's a beautiful day.

Not for me.
I prefer snow and rain.

I sit down near the fireplace
and I don't move anymore.

Emma, you like the rain,
Do you like the Sun.

You like biology
and you hate her. You drive Me crazy.

I need to tell you something
very important.

What are you doing ?
I was going to tell him everything!

You were right.
Even if it's very hard, I have to tell him.

Tell me what ?

So you assist Willard
in training?

I help with training
and I motivate the team.

- Does the team need a psychologist?
- No, it's the coach.

I didn't pay enough
for this story of exchange?

What do you mean ?

We cannot train
against his own wife.

That's the most macho idiocy
that I have ever heard!

Are our family dinners going
not be a little tense?

We will be divided!

There's only one of us
who is obsessed with victory.

Very well, children.
Mallard, over to you. Nice try.

- Go catch it.
- Go ahead, Helmet. GOOD !

- So how is Case... Robert?
- Very good.

It's nice to watch you
run on the field.

- With your pretty little helmet.
- THANKS.

- Do you wear it all the time?
- Not in the shower.

You fell on your head one day,
and you hurt yourself?

- Do your brothers and sisters tease you?
- I do not have any.

- Do people tease you with that?
- Just my brother Ken.

- Does that make you unhappy?
- I don't care what Ken thinks!

Does it bother you when someone calls you
helmet ?

What do they call me?

Helmet.

- Cool.
- Yes, huh? See you later.

Willard, this is going to sound stupid to you
as a question, but...

What exactly does a coach do?

He trains.

- That is to say? What do we do ?
- We tell them things.

- What kind of stuff?
- Stories. Jokes.

My dreams, things like that.

Really ? And does it work?

No way. But they appreciate it.

- And I like doing that.
- GOOD. Willard,

Would you mind if I tried?
my luck, as a coach?

All right. I hope you have
good jokes in store.

It is necessary to get rid of
of this negative aura.

Forget the old Harriers.
They are dead.

You are the new ones,
the best,

the victorious Harriers!
Listen to me carefully. Close your eyes

and imagine that you win,
the feeling of victory.

imagine you are high
like an eagle.

No, like a harrier, imagine that...
No, harriers don't hover.

You turn, turn around...
This image doesn't work.

In our language, this means
“go ahead without getting hurt.”

I'm happy
let Bobby play with you.

This is the opportunity for him
to see English sophistication.

Break his face, idiot!
We're not playing cricket, dammit!

Willard, you didn't tell me
that they had so many problems.

It was worse last week.

Like that and a storm to boot.

- Were you in the slush?
- Worse.

Oscar and his device almost became
a semiconductor across the Atlantic.

Good. I think it's time
to review our preparatory strategy.

- Can we have some time out?
- That's what they prefer.

Got it. Timeout !

Sorry for this interruption.

Let's forget the psychological approach

and let's get to work.
I have an idea.

Where did you learn such tactics?

I have known your father for 17 years,
it must have rubbed off on me.

Go beat them!

Timeout.

Hurricanes, sit down.

We go on the rapid offensive.
Tactic 47.

This is the one where we isolate
our best player.

Sam is not here,
so no need to think about it.

And one, I am the coach,
if that suits you.

And two, this tactic
has been modified.

We play it as a team.
That means everyone together, okay?

Billy, you're making the pass to Andy,

who passes to Fred,
who passes near Emma

which acts as a screen.

Screen ?

Stand in front of the number 23.

- Do you want me to stay in front of him?
- Exactly.

Believe me, if you prevent the 23rd
to see our scorer,

- Billy has a chance to score.
- Understood.

- Screens are in basketball.
- Not anymore.

Come on, we'll get them!

- Is that you, Chris?
- No, I'm Frankie.

What is he doing ?
It stays planted!

You remind me so much of Chris.
Sorry.

Oh look, we scored.

- So, the match?
- Very good.

We won, of course.

And yours ?

We also won, of course.

Denise, I’ll give you that.

- You are a good assistant coach.
- Head trainer.

Willard couldn't take the pressure anymore.
See you at the play-off matches.

- Are we depriving them of their exit?
- For the week.

And no TV.

Gentlemen

and madam,

the time has come.

The time we put aside
our careers,

our social life,

anything that could encroach
on our passion, I named:

league play-off matches
junior football team from Evansville.

The eight teams will meet
in tournament

during the championship next Saturday.

I would also like to welcome
a new coach, Denise Stanton.

- If that's all for today...
-Actually, no, Jim.

I wanted to say a few words.
I will be brief.

I just wanted to say

how proud I am
that the league has become mixed.

And I am delighted to participate.

-Thank you, Denise.
- At 10 years old, I knew

that deep inside me,
I was made for this.

Me too. Here we go.

- I should have told Greg everything.
- I shouldn't have played.

About football, mom wants
that I practice shooting on goal.

- Do you mind being the guard?
- It will give you confidence, for sure.

Well done, Emma.

You are really talented.

- You're good.
- For what ?

As a goalie, stupid.
We'll tell dad.

- No way.
- Why not ?

The play-off matches
will start

and daddy won't want
change the team.

I know you think you're worthless,
but believe me.

If you can stop me,

- you can arrest everyone.
- I said no, Sam.

Hi, I'm Emma.
I'm going to screen today.

What was this call?
Are you blind Adam, or what?

When you turn on the TV,
we are sitting on the elephant...

- Are you kidding?
- Okay, listen to this one.

I'm in a room with 6 girls
in bikinis, armed with pitchforks.

- When they turn...
- The elephant isn't bad after all.

All right.
Who is this actor?

In this film.

You know who I mean?

- What ?
- With hair

and teeth.

Two guys in suits.
A title that speaks of time.

- Oh, Rain Man?
- Yes.

-Tom Cruise.
- We need it.

He can be the referee.

Of course. I'll call
and say, “Hi, Nicole.

Is Tom there? It's Jerry.

- The House of Sports. "
- Talk to him about the promotions.

Is this an important call?
I can come back.

Oh no, we were thinking about ideas
for the new ad.

So what's up ?

I wanted to wish you good luck
for Saturday's match.

THANKS.

I should go back to the office.

But we meet for dinner.

Good luck to your team too.

Sal is our team
who should be there.

- Do you know why we're not there?
- Stop.

- You chose Frankie Rodriguez.
- It was a good choice.

- But they had a secret weapon.
- Yes, a girl.

She said hi to him and he stayed
like a rabbit in the headlights.

These Rican referees
don't even know the rules!

This is my team
who should have been there.

This is the last time I do this.

So much the better. You will no longer have to see
our BuThey will annihilate your team.

- Have you seen mom and dad?
- They smiled at each other at lunch.

I think daddy is coming in
his thanks, but just in case...

Let's hope for a draw.

Okay, let's stretch a little.

Oh good !
Everything is good for a little yoga.

We start with the position
of the mountain. That's it.

We concentrate and exhale.

We inhale with a salute to the sun,
and we release...

I didn't mean to interrupt you.

I wondered if I could speak
to the team, very briefly.

- And you are?
- Excuse me. Arden Longuevue.

Longuevue funeral directors.

- “Your last sight: Longuevue.”
- Oh, he's our sponsor!

- He is the sponsor of all of us.
- Hello, Uncle Arden.

Hello, Willard.

I wondered if I could
meet team members

- for a few words of encouragement.
- Of course. This is Arden Longuevue,

- our sponsor, who came to encourage us.
- The one from the morgue?

I know a big match awaits you,
so, I will be brief.

We, Longuevue funeral directors,
wanted to express our pride

- as for your efforts this season.
- Thank you so much...

You are a small team
brawling.

You know our motto:
“Nothing is ever finished.”

Never ?

It's curious, our motto
says the opposite. But enough laughing.

- Very good, what an inspiration...
- One more thing.

I want you to go on the field

- to give them a beating!
- Stay away from children.

THANKS. See you soon.
Well, not too soon.

You understand me.

Okay, let's relax, let's concentrate
and we exhale.

Stretch yourself,
and release gently.

Guys, come closer.
I want to introduce you to someone.

Our big fan and co-sponsor,
Dave Eiland.

Dave, you give us a little speech
lively ?

Well, children,

today's match
will be disputed, very disputed.

I'm sorry, Jerry.

But when I see what the team
has overcome this season,

it's just that...

Sorry, I'm a little emotional.

- Heads or tails?
- Stack.

Stack. The ball to Harriers.

- Ready to see us win again?
- Keep going and I'll crush you.

- Oh, I'm scared.
- Shake hands. We begin.

Championship between the Hurricanes
and the Harriers.

The whistle, and off we go.

The Hurricanes have the ball.

Keep the ball in play.

Interception of Harriers.

The forward pass.

Oh, great save!

Be careful of shooting.

Not good.

No goal.

Excellent stop!

- Come on ! Take the ball!
- Too much tension. I can't watch.

It's halftime and the score
is always 0-0.

They are gaining ground.

Arrested again!

It was right.

Good catch.

Great stop!

Still blocked.

Not good.

Be careful of shooting.

What a save from Richie Grenoff!
He was almost there.

Just a minute.

Looks like he's injured.

- Timeout !
- A time out is requested.

- Are you doing well ?
- It's just my shoulder.

- I can continue.
- We'll take a look.

It was well settled.

I think it will be okay.

Without wanting to be insensitive,

- who is your guardian?
- Good question.

- You have to make Emma play.
- She's already playing.

No, I mean in goals.
She can stop everything.

Is this a trick of your mother?

Dad, stop.

She's really good.
She wants to show it to you.

But she will never trust
if you don't give him yours.

Yes, you're right.
I'm going to try it.

- Yes Dad ?
- You're going into the goals.

Are you sure?
Goals are super important!

A brain operation
is important. Do your best.

- Hey, Emma, wait.
- Sam. Thank you.

Don't mention it. Do not believe
that I'm going to relax.

Coach Stanton puts his daughter on
Emma in goal.

- I wonder what he's up to?
- Well.

20 seconds from the end,
still no goal.

Wait a bit.
Sam Stanton stands out.

She arrives at the front.

It's brother against sister.

The tension rises.

She shoots.

The balloon is rising.

He...

is arrested! A superb stop
before the end of the match.

The championship ends
in a draw.

Next year,
we go to the cable.

It was great!
You found your position, finally.

Honey, it was fabulous!
You are amazing !

It's still daytime,
we can play overtime.

- I do not believe.
- But no one won!

I'm not so sure.

What a stop! How are you?

Yes, I broke a nail,
but it was worth it.

- Superb match. Superb stop.
- THANKS.

Sam, are you booked tonight?

I think we can see each other.

- How is your shoulder?
- It's okay, I'm recovering.

I wanted to tell you that I like you.

I may be a little stunned,

but I always found you
cute.

- You're not bad either.
- We could go out one of these days.

I think I know who would like
go out with us.

The photo for the league.
We smile!