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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:12,485 --> 00:02:12,985 Karen? 2 00:02:24,414 --> 00:02:26,415 Shoot. 3 00:02:28,418 --> 00:02:31,586 - Hey, is this the bus from DC? - Yeah. 4 00:02:31,754 --> 00:02:34,214 I'm looking for my sister. 5 00:02:34,382 --> 00:02:36,258 - Do you have a passenger list? - No list. 6 00:02:36,426 --> 00:02:38,218 Now get off the bus. 7 00:02:44,809 --> 00:02:46,393 Start cleaning. 8 00:02:49,105 --> 00:02:50,439 - Now. - Hi. 9 00:02:50,606 --> 00:02:52,566 Hold... hold on a sec. 10 00:02:52,733 --> 00:02:56,111 Do you think I could use your phone after you're done? 11 00:02:56,279 --> 00:02:58,196 I'd... I'd pay you, but I don't have my... 12 00:02:58,364 --> 00:03:00,991 - I've lost my wallet. - Yeah. 13 00:03:01,159 --> 00:03:03,618 ♪ Obbligato ♪ 14 00:03:03,786 --> 00:03:05,745 ♪ Pizzicato ♪ 15 00:03:05,913 --> 00:03:07,664 ♪ Guy Lombardo... ♪ 16 00:03:07,832 --> 00:03:09,583 ♪ It's the craziest ♪ 17 00:03:09,750 --> 00:03:13,462 ♪ When you noodle with a doodlin' song... ♪ 18 00:03:13,629 --> 00:03:17,466 Can I use your cell phone? 19 00:03:17,633 --> 00:03:19,301 ♪ Little softer ♪ 20 00:03:19,469 --> 00:03:21,261 ♪ Perry Como ♪ 21 00:03:21,429 --> 00:03:23,138 ♪ Even softer ♪ 22 00:03:23,306 --> 00:03:24,973 ♪ Pianissimo ♪ 23 00:03:25,141 --> 00:03:26,933 ♪ Say you love me ♪ 24 00:03:27,101 --> 00:03:28,894 ♪ With a doodlin' song ♪ 25 00:03:29,061 --> 00:03:32,355 ♪ B, C, D, what you doodle-dee-do to me... ♪ 26 00:03:34,025 --> 00:03:36,151 Fuck you, you piece of shit. Don't talk to me, then. 27 00:03:36,319 --> 00:03:39,571 I can't hear you. You're fuckin' breaking up. 28 00:03:39,739 --> 00:03:43,325 Hello? Hello? 29 00:03:43,493 --> 00:03:45,994 Fuckin' A, man. 30 00:03:47,205 --> 00:03:49,456 - Hi. - Hi. What do you want? 31 00:03:49,624 --> 00:03:51,666 Can I use your phone? 32 00:03:51,834 --> 00:03:54,544 What? 33 00:03:54,712 --> 00:03:56,513 Do you have a free call plan or pay-by-minute? 34 00:03:58,466 --> 00:04:00,634 I don't know. I guess I... 35 00:04:00,801 --> 00:04:02,969 - S-So what? - Well, can I use your phone? 36 00:04:03,137 --> 00:04:05,722 Turn that shit down! I'm sorry, do I know you? 37 00:04:05,890 --> 00:04:07,224 Why would you think that... 38 00:04:07,391 --> 00:04:09,100 Jack, if you don't turn down that motherfucking music, 39 00:04:09,268 --> 00:04:10,560 I swear to God I'm gonna come in there... 40 00:04:10,728 --> 00:04:12,854 Damn, spaz. Chill. 41 00:04:21,947 --> 00:04:24,199 You need a hand with that? 42 00:04:38,756 --> 00:04:40,715 You want some? 43 00:04:42,009 --> 00:04:44,553 Okay. 44 00:04:55,106 --> 00:04:57,399 Do you need to use a phone? 45 00:04:57,567 --> 00:04:59,401 Yeah. Thank you. 46 00:04:59,569 --> 00:05:02,529 - Hold on, I'll get mine for you. - Thanks. 47 00:05:17,086 --> 00:05:18,420 What's the number? 48 00:05:18,588 --> 00:05:21,840 Oh, I can do that after this stops. 49 00:05:22,008 --> 00:05:23,925 No, it's cool. What's the number? 50 00:05:26,971 --> 00:05:30,890 1-703... 51 00:05:31,058 --> 00:05:33,310 6... no. 52 00:05:33,477 --> 00:05:35,895 Shoot, wait. 53 00:05:36,063 --> 00:05:40,275 - 6... no, 6-2... - How's that? 54 00:05:40,443 --> 00:05:40,987 6-2-6-6. 55 00:05:50,786 --> 00:05:53,455 - Hello? - Where are you? 56 00:05:53,623 --> 00:05:56,416 At home. Didn't you get my message? 57 00:05:56,584 --> 00:05:58,877 - No, I lost my phone. - Again? 58 00:05:59,045 --> 00:06:02,172 - Mom's gonna freak. - Do you have a pen? 59 00:06:10,973 --> 00:06:13,099 Diane, what are you looking for? 60 00:06:13,267 --> 00:06:14,893 This should be easy to remember. 61 00:06:15,061 --> 00:06:18,647 - Thank you. - 2-4-6-8 Baxter. 62 00:06:19,815 --> 00:06:21,316 I miss you. 63 00:06:21,484 --> 00:06:24,152 - I'm bummed you're not coming. - Miss you, too. 64 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:26,738 I'm going on, like, now, so go get a cab. 65 00:06:26,906 --> 00:06:28,907 Okay. 66 00:06:37,750 --> 00:06:39,459 Well... 67 00:06:39,627 --> 00:06:42,212 thanks. 68 00:06:42,380 --> 00:06:44,506 I guess I ought to get going. 69 00:06:44,674 --> 00:06:48,426 - See ya. - You can stay if you want. 70 00:06:48,594 --> 00:06:50,679 I mean, if you want. We have beer. 71 00:06:57,937 --> 00:07:00,063 Okay. 72 00:07:00,231 --> 00:07:03,858 Oh, shoot. 73 00:07:13,869 --> 00:07:15,787 I think I should go. 74 00:07:15,955 --> 00:07:17,872 What do you mean? 75 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:20,458 My aunt's, like, waiting for me, I think. 76 00:07:20,626 --> 00:07:22,836 Come on. 77 00:07:23,003 --> 00:07:24,337 Stay. 78 00:07:24,505 --> 00:07:26,631 We're gonna go get some food. 79 00:07:58,289 --> 00:08:00,415 - Okay, wait right here. - What? 80 00:08:00,583 --> 00:08:02,625 - Wait right here. - 'Kay. 81 00:08:04,795 --> 00:08:07,672 You okay? 82 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:10,091 - You sure? - Yeah, I'm okay. 83 00:08:10,259 --> 00:08:12,343 I... yeah. Yeah, I'm okay. 84 00:08:12,511 --> 00:08:14,929 - Okay, wait here. - 'Kay. 85 00:08:46,962 --> 00:08:49,631 - Give me your wrist. - Okay. 86 00:09:16,784 --> 00:09:17,951 ♪ I... I... I... ♪ 87 00:09:18,118 --> 00:09:20,870 ♪ You broke your notes ♪ 88 00:09:21,038 --> 00:09:23,498 ♪ I put you back together ♪ 89 00:09:25,167 --> 00:09:28,378 ♪ Put you back together ♪ 90 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:33,842 You want a drink? 91 00:09:35,135 --> 00:09:36,594 Thirsty? 92 00:09:36,762 --> 00:09:39,013 Oh, I don't have ID. 93 00:09:40,140 --> 00:09:41,474 I got stash. 94 00:09:41,642 --> 00:09:43,518 What do you want to mix it with? 95 00:09:45,312 --> 00:09:47,146 Anything. 96 00:09:47,314 --> 00:09:48,940 What? 97 00:09:49,108 --> 00:09:51,234 I don't care. 98 00:09:51,402 --> 00:09:53,361 ♪ What have they done to my Synthia? ♪ 99 00:09:55,614 --> 00:09:57,657 ♪ What have they done to my Synthia? ♪ 100 00:09:59,785 --> 00:10:01,744 ♪ What have they done to my Synthia? ♪ 101 00:10:03,956 --> 00:10:06,666 ♪ What have they done to my Synthia? ♪ 102 00:10:06,834 --> 00:10:07,876 ♪ Put you back... ♪ 103 00:10:37,156 --> 00:10:40,241 ♪ But I can't ♪ 104 00:10:40,409 --> 00:10:47,081 ♪ Put you back together ♪ 105 00:10:49,835 --> 00:10:52,420 ♪ But I can't ♪ 106 00:10:52,588 --> 00:10:55,423 ♪ Put you back together ♪ 107 00:10:57,092 --> 00:10:59,552 ♪ Put you back together... ♪ 108 00:11:01,931 --> 00:11:03,264 Hey, I looked all over for you. 109 00:11:03,432 --> 00:11:04,933 Where'd you go? 110 00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:06,935 - To vomit. - What? 111 00:11:07,102 --> 00:11:09,771 To throw up. 112 00:11:09,939 --> 00:11:11,356 All right. 113 00:11:11,523 --> 00:11:14,067 See? Smell my breath. 114 00:11:14,234 --> 00:11:17,445 I believe you! 115 00:11:17,613 --> 00:11:19,280 Fine. 116 00:11:21,784 --> 00:11:23,743 You want a sip? 117 00:11:23,911 --> 00:11:25,495 No. 118 00:11:32,211 --> 00:11:34,253 Give me your wrist. 119 00:11:42,972 --> 00:11:44,639 My number. 120 00:11:52,106 --> 00:11:53,523 I like you. 121 00:11:53,691 --> 00:11:55,900 What? 122 00:11:56,068 --> 00:11:58,403 I like you. 123 00:12:11,959 --> 00:12:14,168 I've gotta go to the bathroom. 124 00:12:25,556 --> 00:12:28,433 Oh, I'm sorry. 125 00:12:29,601 --> 00:12:31,185 Here. 126 00:12:31,353 --> 00:12:33,730 No, I don't... I don't want you to do that. 127 00:12:33,897 --> 00:12:36,649 - But you're bleeding. - No, I... 128 00:12:36,817 --> 00:12:39,777 I ca... I've got it under control. 129 00:12:47,369 --> 00:12:50,913 - You want some water? - No. 130 00:12:51,081 --> 00:12:52,623 Do you have a tampon for... 131 00:12:52,791 --> 00:12:58,046 no, I mean do you have a quarter that I can have? 132 00:13:05,054 --> 00:13:06,721 Yeah. 133 00:13:11,852 --> 00:13:13,728 Thanks. 134 00:13:15,272 --> 00:13:19,317 I'm just gonna wait outside for you. 135 00:13:19,485 --> 00:13:21,069 All right. 136 00:14:11,912 --> 00:14:13,621 What? Oh, shit! 137 00:14:13,789 --> 00:14:15,832 Sorry. 138 00:15:18,187 --> 00:15:20,354 How are you feeling? 139 00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:25,151 You wanna go? 140 00:15:25,319 --> 00:15:29,280 Ma... maybe we can just sit down now? 141 00:15:31,241 --> 00:15:33,326 Wanna go upstairs? 142 00:19:29,604 --> 00:19:34,024 So, I guess your aunt's gonna, like, freak? 143 00:19:34,192 --> 00:19:36,277 Yeah, I don't know. 144 00:19:36,445 --> 00:19:38,404 She's cool. 145 00:19:40,115 --> 00:19:42,199 So, how are you gonna get home? 146 00:19:46,121 --> 00:19:47,997 I don't know. 147 00:19:48,165 --> 00:19:49,957 Do you know how to get home? 148 00:19:53,462 --> 00:19:57,465 - Yea... - I have a Metro card if you want it. 149 00:19:57,632 --> 00:19:59,300 Yeah. 150 00:19:59,468 --> 00:20:01,302 Thanks. 151 00:20:01,470 --> 00:20:03,596 I'm cool from the subway. 152 00:20:04,973 --> 00:20:06,849 Okay. 153 00:20:28,580 --> 00:20:30,372 See you later today? 154 00:20:30,540 --> 00:20:33,417 - Yeah, totally. - Okay. 155 00:20:33,585 --> 00:20:36,086 Okay, I'll let you go. 156 00:20:41,134 --> 00:20:44,553 - Call me. - I will. 157 00:21:20,590 --> 00:21:23,259 ♪ Looking from a window above ♪ 158 00:21:23,426 --> 00:21:26,804 ♪ It's like a story of love ♪ 159 00:21:26,972 --> 00:21:30,099 ♪ Can you hear me? ♪ 160 00:21:30,267 --> 00:21:33,227 ♪ Came back only yesterday ♪ 161 00:21:33,395 --> 00:21:36,522 ♪ Moving further away ♪ 162 00:21:36,690 --> 00:21:40,401 ♪ Want you near me ♪ 163 00:21:40,569 --> 00:21:45,364 ♪ All I needed was the love you gave ♪ 164 00:21:45,532 --> 00:21:49,410 ♪ All I needed for another day ♪ 165 00:21:49,578 --> 00:21:53,414 ♪ And all I ever knew ♪ 166 00:21:53,582 --> 00:21:55,708 ♪ Only you ♪ 167 00:21:59,254 --> 00:22:02,256 ♪ Sometimes when I think of your name ♪ 168 00:22:02,424 --> 00:22:05,301 ♪ And it's only a game... ♪ 169 00:22:18,648 --> 00:22:20,274 Oh, my goodness. 170 00:22:20,442 --> 00:22:22,776 You... you came from nowhere. 171 00:22:25,155 --> 00:22:26,989 You're okay? 172 00:22:30,744 --> 00:22:33,078 Are you okay? 173 00:22:33,246 --> 00:22:34,705 I'm going to call an ambulance, okay? 174 00:22:34,873 --> 00:22:36,540 Hold on. She's okay. 175 00:22:36,708 --> 00:22:38,125 I'm sorry, you'll have to take another cab. 176 00:22:38,293 --> 00:22:39,835 No, man, she's standing. She doesn't need an ambulance. 177 00:22:40,003 --> 00:22:42,129 She'll be fine. Besides, it was her fault, man. 178 00:22:42,297 --> 00:22:44,965 I saw the whole thing. 179 00:22:45,133 --> 00:22:46,967 She doesn't have health insurance. 180 00:22:47,135 --> 00:22:49,678 She's just gonna wind up getting a huge hospital bill with a fucking ambulance. 181 00:22:49,846 --> 00:22:51,889 Give her 20 bucks. She'll be okay. 182 00:22:52,057 --> 00:22:54,975 Are you... are you okay? 183 00:23:46,569 --> 00:23:49,530 Diane? Is that you? 184 00:23:54,744 --> 00:23:57,579 Jesus Christ. 185 00:23:57,747 --> 00:23:59,998 - Where the hell have you been? - I'm peeing. 186 00:24:00,166 --> 00:24:02,960 Do you know how much trouble you're in, young lady? 187 00:24:03,128 --> 00:24:05,170 I'm peeing. Go away. 188 00:24:05,338 --> 00:24:08,590 7:15. Holy shit, I'm late. 189 00:24:12,053 --> 00:24:14,555 Your brother used to wear a helmet. 190 00:24:35,618 --> 00:24:38,579 You can't ground me! You're not my mother! 191 00:24:38,747 --> 00:24:40,539 While you're here for the rest of the week, 192 00:24:40,707 --> 00:24:42,750 I can do whatever I want. 193 00:24:42,917 --> 00:24:45,711 No, it's just another six days of this hell. 194 00:24:45,879 --> 00:24:48,589 Fine! Glad you came to visit. 195 00:24:48,757 --> 00:24:50,424 Let's see if you ever come back. 196 00:26:23,685 --> 00:26:25,102 Does it hurt? 197 00:26:25,270 --> 00:26:27,896 No, it's just a scratch. 198 00:26:31,693 --> 00:26:33,360 Thanks. 199 00:26:52,630 --> 00:26:54,548 Hey, do you like sushi? 200 00:26:54,716 --> 00:26:56,550 I don't know. 201 00:26:56,718 --> 00:26:58,927 It's good. 202 00:27:00,388 --> 00:27:02,389 It's good with ketchup. 203 00:27:05,059 --> 00:27:06,894 Try it. 204 00:27:13,401 --> 00:27:15,402 Do you like it? 205 00:27:21,701 --> 00:27:24,036 I didn't like it either at first. 206 00:27:28,291 --> 00:27:30,626 Do you wanna spit it out? 207 00:27:42,722 --> 00:27:45,682 So, do you wanna see my room? 208 00:27:48,436 --> 00:27:50,437 Yeah, sure. 209 00:27:50,605 --> 00:27:52,481 Here, we can bring these. 210 00:27:59,364 --> 00:28:01,657 Hold on, I wanna show you something. 211 00:28:43,324 --> 00:28:44,825 I've... this... 212 00:28:44,993 --> 00:28:48,453 I've... I've never played this for anyone. 213 00:28:54,043 --> 00:28:56,336 It's just, like, 214 00:28:56,504 --> 00:28:58,380 this... 215 00:29:00,049 --> 00:29:03,051 cheesy song over and over. 216 00:29:03,219 --> 00:29:06,013 And, like... 217 00:29:06,180 --> 00:29:08,015 but... 218 00:29:10,184 --> 00:29:12,436 I... 219 00:29:33,374 --> 00:29:35,751 This was my brother's. 220 00:29:40,048 --> 00:29:43,341 I've been, like, 221 00:29:43,509 --> 00:29:45,093 saving it. 222 00:29:51,225 --> 00:29:55,520 I'm just gonna be lame and say it. 223 00:29:57,190 --> 00:29:59,900 This is something I wanted to share 224 00:30:00,068 --> 00:30:04,154 with the most special person in the world, 225 00:30:04,322 --> 00:30:07,449 and I always thought. 226 00:30:07,617 --> 00:30:12,788 I'd know that person when I found them. 227 00:30:15,249 --> 00:30:17,000 And... 228 00:30:19,253 --> 00:30:21,838 I've been, like, waiting. 229 00:30:23,466 --> 00:30:27,094 And I thought maybe... 230 00:30:27,261 --> 00:30:31,640 I don't know, I kinda think that that's you. 231 00:30:35,103 --> 00:30:37,270 Am I freaking you out? 232 00:30:45,113 --> 00:30:46,947 Okay. 233 00:30:47,115 --> 00:30:49,741 You wanna hear it? 234 00:30:49,909 --> 00:30:51,993 Okay, here. 235 00:31:13,266 --> 00:31:15,809 Oh, shit. 236 00:31:15,977 --> 00:31:17,978 I'm sorry. 237 00:31:20,064 --> 00:31:23,150 It's not your fault. I can fix it. 238 00:31:24,402 --> 00:31:27,028 Plus we have, like, a lot of time ahead of us. 239 00:31:27,196 --> 00:31:29,030 Right? 240 00:31:49,802 --> 00:31:51,636 That's cool. 241 00:32:05,067 --> 00:32:08,445 - Hey, you okay? - Fine. 242 00:32:08,613 --> 00:32:10,530 Why didn't you call last night? 243 00:32:10,698 --> 00:32:13,158 Sorry. I got in late. 244 00:32:13,326 --> 00:32:14,659 I met someone, though. 245 00:32:14,827 --> 00:32:17,120 I think you'd totally like her. 246 00:32:19,207 --> 00:32:23,752 I'm thinking... 247 00:32:25,421 --> 00:32:28,298 that I might not go away anymore. 248 00:32:28,466 --> 00:32:31,176 What are you talking about? 249 00:32:31,344 --> 00:32:34,721 Well, it was, like, your idea in the first place, and... 250 00:32:34,889 --> 00:32:36,848 I said no phone. 251 00:32:37,016 --> 00:32:39,893 - I'm on the phone to Karen. - Tell her you're grounded. 252 00:32:40,061 --> 00:32:41,394 Aunt Linda is so retarded. 253 00:32:41,562 --> 00:32:42,896 No wonder she doesn't have kids. 254 00:32:43,064 --> 00:32:46,274 - Give me that. - No, let me finish. 255 00:32:46,442 --> 00:32:47,901 30 seconds. 256 00:32:48,069 --> 00:32:49,569 One, two... 257 00:32:49,737 --> 00:32:51,196 Jeez, what'd you do? 258 00:32:51,364 --> 00:32:52,844 Okay, you have to do something for me. 259 00:32:52,990 --> 00:32:54,908 - You have to call Jack. - Jack? 260 00:32:55,076 --> 00:32:58,245 Yeah, she's my kind of girlfriend. 261 00:32:58,412 --> 00:32:59,955 I promised I'd call her tonight. 262 00:33:00,122 --> 00:33:02,415 - ...eight, nine... - No way. 263 00:33:02,583 --> 00:33:03,959 You're gonna really like her, 264 00:33:04,126 --> 00:33:06,628 and all you have to do is pretend to be me. 265 00:33:06,796 --> 00:33:09,756 But you can't tell her anything about me leaving. 266 00:33:09,924 --> 00:33:11,925 And there's this thing you have to do 267 00:33:12,093 --> 00:33:14,010 when you dial her number, 268 00:33:14,178 --> 00:33:15,971 'cause I lost some of the digits. 269 00:33:16,138 --> 00:33:18,765 And when you're dialing, you have to guess. 270 00:33:18,933 --> 00:33:20,475 I think it was... 271 00:33:28,150 --> 00:33:30,485 ♪ Feel ♪ 272 00:33:30,653 --> 00:33:34,364 ♪ What I feel ♪ 273 00:33:34,532 --> 00:33:36,992 ♪ Feel ♪ 274 00:33:37,159 --> 00:33:40,912 ♪ What I do ♪ 275 00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:43,498 ♪ Feel ♪ 276 00:33:43,666 --> 00:33:45,792 ♪ What I do ♪ 277 00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:48,837 ♪ Going nowhere... ♪ 278 00:34:34,132 --> 00:34:35,967 Jack? 279 00:34:36,135 --> 00:34:37,761 Jack! 280 00:34:37,928 --> 00:34:40,764 Jesus Christ. 281 00:34:40,931 --> 00:34:42,724 Phone. 282 00:34:46,771 --> 00:34:48,521 Hello? 283 00:34:50,232 --> 00:34:52,942 Hi. 284 00:34:53,110 --> 00:34:55,027 Is this Jack? 285 00:34:57,323 --> 00:35:00,200 Yeah. Diane? 286 00:35:00,368 --> 00:35:03,453 I thought you were gonna call me when you got home. 287 00:35:03,621 --> 00:35:07,540 Well... well, I just got home. 288 00:35:10,336 --> 00:35:12,253 You just got home? 289 00:35:12,421 --> 00:35:14,422 I thought you were late. 290 00:35:15,549 --> 00:35:17,759 Late for what? 291 00:35:21,055 --> 00:35:24,099 I don't know, you just, like, 292 00:35:24,266 --> 00:35:29,062 took off really fast. 293 00:35:30,314 --> 00:35:33,274 Yeah, I had a... I had, to run errands. 294 00:35:35,528 --> 00:35:37,404 What are you doing? 295 00:35:39,865 --> 00:35:44,077 I'm talking to you. 296 00:35:48,541 --> 00:35:51,626 I can't be that loud. 297 00:35:56,966 --> 00:35:59,175 I wish you were here. 298 00:36:01,011 --> 00:36:04,472 Yeah, me, too. 299 00:36:09,562 --> 00:36:11,813 Are you touching yourself? 300 00:36:14,108 --> 00:36:15,942 Excuse me? 301 00:36:16,110 --> 00:36:18,111 Let me be your hands. 302 00:36:25,578 --> 00:36:28,121 How does it feel? 303 00:36:33,461 --> 00:36:35,295 I'm not gay. 304 00:36:35,463 --> 00:36:37,547 - What? - I can't do this. 305 00:36:37,715 --> 00:36:40,592 - I've got to go. - Wait, don't go. It's cool. 306 00:36:40,759 --> 00:36:43,303 This isn't Diane. 307 00:36:44,513 --> 00:36:46,556 What are you talking about? 308 00:36:50,102 --> 00:36:52,145 Hey, girl. 309 00:37:06,368 --> 00:37:08,620 So, what do you want to do today? 310 00:37:10,789 --> 00:37:12,916 I have to do stuff here today. 311 00:37:13,083 --> 00:37:14,417 Cool. 312 00:37:14,585 --> 00:37:16,794 Well, I'll help you, and we can go. 313 00:37:25,846 --> 00:37:29,307 F... fuck. 314 00:37:29,475 --> 00:37:30,892 Why don't you girls sit down, 315 00:37:31,060 --> 00:37:33,353 and I'll make some sandwiches? 316 00:37:37,691 --> 00:37:40,193 ♪ Hilary, where's the 60 quid... ♪ 317 00:37:40,361 --> 00:37:42,487 - ♪ You borrowed off me? ♪ - Hey. 318 00:37:42,655 --> 00:37:45,532 You're gonna love this. 319 00:37:45,699 --> 00:37:49,035 - What is that? - It's Marmite and bagel. 320 00:37:55,751 --> 00:37:57,794 I'm not really hungry. 321 00:38:05,803 --> 00:38:07,720 It's killer, right? 322 00:38:07,888 --> 00:38:09,368 Hold on, though. It's better with tea. 323 00:38:09,431 --> 00:38:12,600 ♪ I'm sure it was you in the new Audi ♪ 324 00:38:12,768 --> 00:38:15,562 ♪ Outside Sainsbury's ♪ 325 00:38:15,729 --> 00:38:18,690 ♪ Hey, Hilary... Hilary ♪ 326 00:38:18,857 --> 00:38:20,775 ♪ Hilary... ♪ 327 00:38:20,943 --> 00:38:23,861 - Whose is this? - It's mine. 328 00:38:24,029 --> 00:38:27,031 Cool. Nice pick. 329 00:38:35,374 --> 00:38:38,001 So, Aunt Linda, tell me about Diane's sister. 330 00:38:38,168 --> 00:38:39,544 What's her name? Karen? 331 00:38:39,712 --> 00:38:42,005 Karen, she's a sweetheart. 332 00:38:42,172 --> 00:38:44,924 You know what they say... twins are opposites. 333 00:38:45,092 --> 00:38:47,385 Twins? 334 00:38:49,972 --> 00:38:51,681 Cool. 335 00:38:55,436 --> 00:38:57,770 I gotta pee. 336 00:38:57,938 --> 00:39:00,106 You wanna show me where the bathroom is? 337 00:39:10,075 --> 00:39:11,826 Dork. What did she say? 338 00:39:11,994 --> 00:39:14,954 Who, Karen? Oh, we had fun. 339 00:39:17,625 --> 00:39:20,126 - No, no, not here. - Come on. 340 00:39:22,421 --> 00:39:24,297 Diane, can you come give me a hand? 341 00:39:24,465 --> 00:39:26,758 I need to talk to you about something. 342 00:39:26,925 --> 00:39:29,427 Yeah, I'm just looking for some loo roll. 343 00:39:29,595 --> 00:39:30,928 We just bought loo roll. 344 00:39:34,975 --> 00:39:36,809 What are you doing? 345 00:39:36,977 --> 00:39:38,811 Oh, my God. Does Mary know? 346 00:39:38,979 --> 00:39:41,272 - Know what? - That you're... 347 00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:43,232 With girls? 348 00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,151 Yeah, of course she knows. She's my mom. 349 00:39:45,319 --> 00:39:47,987 - Well, nobody told me. - What are you, the library? 350 00:39:48,155 --> 00:39:49,864 People go to you to deposit information? 351 00:39:50,032 --> 00:39:52,533 - Jack, I don't think I like you. - Fine. 352 00:39:52,701 --> 00:39:54,327 I don't fuck older women. 353 00:39:54,495 --> 00:39:57,705 Well, Diane's grounded, so you're gonna have to leave. 354 00:40:00,042 --> 00:40:01,522 Well, we're gonna get a place together 355 00:40:01,543 --> 00:40:03,211 when I move out next month, so fuck you. 356 00:40:03,379 --> 00:40:04,712 Fine. 357 00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:07,382 But Diane will be at school in France in two weeks, 358 00:40:07,549 --> 00:40:09,467 so good luck finding her. 359 00:40:11,929 --> 00:40:13,846 Is that true? 360 00:40:20,938 --> 00:40:22,605 Stop! 361 00:40:24,191 --> 00:40:26,901 - Please, Jack, come on. - You're such a fucking liar. 362 00:40:27,069 --> 00:40:28,444 First you con your sister into talking to me, 363 00:40:28,612 --> 00:40:29,946 and now you're only here for, like, a week? 364 00:40:30,114 --> 00:40:32,281 What the fuck am I, your fucking tourist fuck? 365 00:40:32,449 --> 00:40:36,285 - No, it's not like that. - Thanks for making me look like an ass. 366 00:40:36,453 --> 00:40:38,037 It's not like that. 367 00:40:38,205 --> 00:40:40,373 It's not like what? 368 00:40:40,541 --> 00:40:43,876 - Are you staying? - I don't know. 369 00:40:44,044 --> 00:40:45,545 It's not completely up to me. 370 00:40:47,089 --> 00:40:50,842 Well, look, don't stay for me, okay? 371 00:40:51,009 --> 00:40:54,053 I'm, like, over it. 372 00:40:56,098 --> 00:40:58,891 I get all the pussy I want. 373 00:41:00,936 --> 00:41:03,646 You're such a... 374 00:41:03,814 --> 00:41:05,898 A what? 375 00:41:08,736 --> 00:41:11,404 Okay, Karen... 376 00:41:11,572 --> 00:41:14,782 she, like, thinks that I'm, like, always taking care of her, right? 377 00:41:14,950 --> 00:41:17,034 And I don't know. Maybe I am. 378 00:41:17,202 --> 00:41:21,080 But it's like I'm stronger than her or something. 379 00:41:21,248 --> 00:41:23,750 What is she, like, retarded? 380 00:41:23,917 --> 00:41:26,127 Okay, are you gonna let me explain? 381 00:41:26,295 --> 00:41:28,504 Yeah. I don't have all day, though. 382 00:41:30,966 --> 00:41:33,176 Well, Karen, like, filled out this application thing 383 00:41:33,343 --> 00:41:35,470 for me to go on this fashion exchange 384 00:41:35,637 --> 00:41:37,221 to a school in Paris next year 385 00:41:37,389 --> 00:41:40,475 so that we could be apart, because she's... 386 00:41:40,642 --> 00:41:42,393 I don't know, she's just got this thing 387 00:41:42,561 --> 00:41:46,105 where she thinks she's, like, holding me back or something. 388 00:41:46,273 --> 00:41:48,107 Does that make sense? 389 00:41:48,275 --> 00:41:50,943 Yeah, I guess. 390 00:42:00,579 --> 00:42:02,622 Can I have a piece? 391 00:42:02,790 --> 00:42:04,582 It's my last piece. 392 00:42:08,462 --> 00:42:10,671 Why do you have to be so mean? 393 00:42:16,011 --> 00:42:19,806 You just think you're the cat's pajamas, don't you? 394 00:42:19,973 --> 00:42:21,474 What the fuck does that mean? 395 00:42:21,642 --> 00:42:23,893 The bee's knees. 396 00:42:24,061 --> 00:42:26,604 Like you're so cool. 397 00:42:28,190 --> 00:42:30,149 You don't know me. 398 00:42:31,777 --> 00:42:34,904 This is scary for me. 399 00:42:40,285 --> 00:42:43,287 I thought you said that I was, like, the one. 400 00:46:04,698 --> 00:46:06,866 I should probably go. 401 00:46:07,034 --> 00:46:09,035 Do whatever you want. 402 00:46:25,594 --> 00:46:27,762 What time is it anyway? 403 00:46:29,097 --> 00:46:32,058 It's around 3:00. 404 00:46:32,225 --> 00:46:35,269 You want me to call you a cab? 405 00:46:35,437 --> 00:46:38,731 Yeah, you should probably do that. 406 00:46:43,236 --> 00:46:45,446 Why'd you come here tonight? 407 00:46:49,409 --> 00:46:52,078 I don't know. To hang out. 408 00:48:56,036 --> 00:48:57,494 ♪ Why don't you join the group? ♪ 409 00:48:57,662 --> 00:49:00,039 ♪ It's better than being a party poop. ♪ 410 00:49:01,875 --> 00:49:04,501 - Maybe there. - All right, all right. 411 00:49:04,669 --> 00:49:06,003 Hold on. 412 00:49:06,171 --> 00:49:08,339 Look at that. 413 00:49:08,506 --> 00:49:10,067 But then this nipple's really weird now. 414 00:49:10,175 --> 00:49:13,302 Okay, just let me be the artist, okay? 415 00:49:13,470 --> 00:49:15,179 Okay. 416 00:49:17,098 --> 00:49:20,184 - Wait, that one's glowing. - Shut up. 417 00:49:20,352 --> 00:49:22,353 No, and now that nipple has gone out of control. 418 00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:24,605 Okay, I'm working on it. 419 00:49:24,773 --> 00:49:26,398 It needs... the nipple just needs to be 420 00:49:26,566 --> 00:49:27,900 a little bit smaller. 421 00:49:28,068 --> 00:49:29,693 Okay, I'll get the nipple, all right? 422 00:49:29,861 --> 00:49:32,142 - And that one needs to be... - What the fuck is going on? 423 00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:33,948 I can maybe fix it, but I need one of those littler screwdrivers. 424 00:49:34,115 --> 00:49:36,867 Holy shit, is that Lance's tape? 425 00:49:37,035 --> 00:49:38,755 - Hey! - That is the fucking tape, isn't it? 426 00:49:38,912 --> 00:49:40,246 Isn't it? 427 00:49:40,413 --> 00:49:41,830 - Give it... - Oh, shit, it is. 428 00:49:41,998 --> 00:49:43,999 Give it back. 429 00:49:46,753 --> 00:49:48,587 - Bitch. - Come outside. 430 00:49:51,341 --> 00:49:53,384 That is the grossest thing in the world. 431 00:49:53,551 --> 00:49:55,970 What the fuck are you doing here? 432 00:49:56,137 --> 00:49:57,554 Nothing. 433 00:49:57,722 --> 00:50:00,474 You can't just hang out with my friends. 434 00:50:00,642 --> 00:50:02,226 Well, they're my friends, too. 435 00:50:02,394 --> 00:50:03,727 No, they're not. 436 00:50:03,895 --> 00:50:05,813 Yes, they are. 437 00:50:08,483 --> 00:50:13,153 Chris sells that shit to some creep on the Internet. 438 00:50:13,321 --> 00:50:15,990 But it wasn't even me. It's just my face. 439 00:50:16,157 --> 00:50:17,616 And you did it. 440 00:50:17,784 --> 00:50:19,118 Yeah, well, it's different. 441 00:50:19,286 --> 00:50:21,662 I mean, we're friends and he pays me. 442 00:50:30,338 --> 00:50:31,839 What the fuck's that? 443 00:50:32,007 --> 00:50:33,632 Fireballs. 444 00:50:35,176 --> 00:50:36,677 So? 445 00:50:37,846 --> 00:50:39,305 So we both put one in our mouth, 446 00:50:39,472 --> 00:50:42,683 and whoever keeps it in there the longest wins. 447 00:50:44,436 --> 00:50:46,103 Wins what? 448 00:50:46,271 --> 00:50:48,689 If you win, I'll leave. 449 00:50:48,857 --> 00:50:51,483 But if I win, I get to stay. 450 00:50:53,069 --> 00:50:54,987 You are so retarded. 451 00:50:55,155 --> 00:50:57,281 You're just scared you're gonna lose. 452 00:51:05,373 --> 00:51:08,208 Wait, we have to both do it at the same time. 453 00:51:08,376 --> 00:51:10,544 Well, you'd better hurry, then. 454 00:51:48,208 --> 00:51:50,209 Hey, can I put this here? 455 00:51:53,838 --> 00:51:55,214 Hey, you should use her. 456 00:51:55,382 --> 00:51:58,092 She's, like, bass drum madness and needs new friends. 457 00:51:58,259 --> 00:51:59,259 Really? 458 00:52:00,637 --> 00:52:02,262 Here. 459 00:52:08,144 --> 00:52:10,354 You should go audition for it. 460 00:52:10,522 --> 00:52:12,439 Yeah, we're having, like, auditions today. 461 00:52:40,635 --> 00:52:42,511 Okay. 462 00:52:44,764 --> 00:52:46,765 All right. 463 00:53:00,238 --> 00:53:02,239 See you later. 464 00:53:23,845 --> 00:53:25,679 Watch it, Jersey girl. 465 00:53:25,847 --> 00:53:28,348 What, you own the sidewalk now? 466 00:53:28,516 --> 00:53:30,100 Do you want some of this? 467 00:53:31,769 --> 00:53:34,521 You're a fucking asshole, you know that? 468 00:53:34,689 --> 00:53:36,982 Fuck, that bitch dogged me. 469 00:53:37,150 --> 00:53:40,110 My guy says she's already on the net, like, a couple days ago. 470 00:53:50,038 --> 00:53:52,289 - Oh, my God, Stacy! - Yeah. 471 00:53:54,125 --> 00:53:56,251 - Go get you some booze. - Nice, nice! 472 00:53:56,419 --> 00:53:59,046 Booze! 473 00:53:59,214 --> 00:54:00,714 Hold up. 474 00:54:00,882 --> 00:54:02,549 That's what I think. 475 00:54:02,717 --> 00:54:04,343 What the fuck is this? 476 00:54:04,511 --> 00:54:06,553 - I'm just gonna... - Hi. 477 00:54:06,721 --> 00:54:08,472 Dude, get her another beer. 478 00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:10,057 - What? - Another beer? 479 00:54:23,780 --> 00:54:25,906 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 480 00:54:29,077 --> 00:54:31,245 You okay? 481 00:54:31,412 --> 00:54:32,412 Hey, you okay? 482 00:54:32,580 --> 00:54:34,289 Hey, you like to party, baby? 483 00:54:34,457 --> 00:54:36,833 I don't know. I mean... 484 00:54:37,001 --> 00:54:38,835 do you... do you wanna go home? 485 00:54:39,003 --> 00:54:40,337 You ready to party? 486 00:54:40,505 --> 00:54:42,225 Are you ready for a ride or you wanna party? 487 00:54:42,382 --> 00:54:45,467 I mean, it's up to you, but you are not... 488 00:54:45,635 --> 00:54:48,554 She looks to me like she's ready to party. 489 00:55:00,567 --> 00:55:02,776 - Doesn't stay down. - No, it doesn't. 490 00:55:02,944 --> 00:55:04,111 Is she ready? 491 00:55:04,279 --> 00:55:06,363 Are you ready to party? 492 00:55:07,699 --> 00:55:09,866 You guys ready to party? 493 00:55:10,034 --> 00:55:12,536 How 'bout you? 494 00:55:12,704 --> 00:55:14,538 You guys ready to party over there? 495 00:55:14,706 --> 00:55:16,832 - Oh, yeah. - Maybe. 496 00:55:22,964 --> 00:55:25,549 Hey. 497 00:55:32,557 --> 00:55:35,392 How's it going, buddy? She ready for a shower? 498 00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:37,311 Almost. 499 00:55:37,478 --> 00:55:38,478 Can you see? 500 00:55:38,646 --> 00:55:41,148 Yeah, yeah, I got it on glow-in-the-dark. 501 00:55:46,696 --> 00:55:48,530 - You ready, man? - Yeah. 502 00:55:48,698 --> 00:55:50,282 - You gonna be ready? - It's close. 503 00:55:50,450 --> 00:55:52,170 I've been drinking, so I'm like, you know... 504 00:55:58,041 --> 00:56:00,375 Fuckin' focus, man. 505 00:56:07,175 --> 00:56:10,052 Take off her panties. I wanna see it. 506 00:56:10,219 --> 00:56:12,763 Oh, I can't see. What's going on? 507 00:56:14,682 --> 00:56:16,475 It's okay, baby. It's just a shower. 508 00:56:16,643 --> 00:56:18,435 No penetration. 509 00:56:25,902 --> 00:56:27,569 Oh, yeah. 510 00:56:27,737 --> 00:56:29,321 She likes it. 511 00:56:29,489 --> 00:56:31,698 You want a little cherry, baby? 512 00:56:38,706 --> 00:56:40,207 Wait, fuckhead. 513 00:56:40,375 --> 00:56:42,000 I didn't get a shot of it. 514 00:56:42,168 --> 00:56:45,087 Good night, Karen, cute little thing, you. 515 00:56:51,094 --> 00:56:53,762 - They just fucking raped her. - Oh, no, they didn't. 516 00:56:53,930 --> 00:56:55,931 It's one of those "real girl" things. 517 00:56:56,099 --> 00:56:58,767 You're supposed to, like, think it really happened, but it's fake. 518 00:56:58,935 --> 00:57:01,353 Supposed to, like, think it's all... 519 00:57:01,521 --> 00:57:03,355 real and shit. 520 00:57:05,191 --> 00:57:06,817 Diane, come on, open the door. 521 00:57:09,904 --> 00:57:13,865 For Christ's sake, Diane, tell her to go away. 522 00:57:17,620 --> 00:57:20,455 I wanna break up. 523 00:57:20,623 --> 00:57:22,541 We're not even going out. 524 00:57:22,709 --> 00:57:25,419 - You have to leave. - I need to tell you something. 525 00:57:26,504 --> 00:57:29,005 I love you. 526 00:57:29,173 --> 00:57:31,091 Okay. 527 00:57:31,259 --> 00:57:33,093 Bye. 528 00:57:42,437 --> 00:57:43,770 What did she say? 529 00:57:43,938 --> 00:57:45,605 She doesn't know what to call it. 530 00:57:45,773 --> 00:57:47,774 Was it her? 531 00:57:47,942 --> 00:57:50,944 Is she gonna call the police? 532 00:57:51,112 --> 00:57:53,447 No, she doesn't wanna do that. 533 00:57:53,614 --> 00:57:55,365 That's fucked. 534 00:57:55,533 --> 00:57:57,743 She should send those fuckers to prison. 535 00:58:00,455 --> 00:58:03,123 Yeah, she knows that. 536 00:58:03,291 --> 00:58:06,042 She just, like, doesn't wanna... 537 00:58:06,210 --> 00:58:08,920 you know, a friend was involved, 538 00:58:09,088 --> 00:58:11,923 so she doesn't wanna go through all that. 539 00:58:12,091 --> 00:58:14,050 And someone, like, told Karen 540 00:58:14,218 --> 00:58:16,428 that there's so much of that stuff on the web 541 00:58:16,596 --> 00:58:19,931 that if you just don't make a big deal about it, it'll go away. 542 00:58:20,099 --> 00:58:23,101 But if she, like, tries to do something about it, 543 00:58:23,269 --> 00:58:25,937 it will suddenly be everywhere. 544 00:58:26,105 --> 00:58:28,732 No, that's fucked. She should do something. 545 00:58:30,151 --> 00:58:32,444 I told her she could say it was me. 546 00:59:08,689 --> 00:59:12,192 What time did you say that gets in again, sorry? 547 00:59:12,360 --> 00:59:14,653 Okay, thank you. 548 00:59:23,162 --> 00:59:25,121 Should Aunt Linda go? 549 00:59:26,332 --> 00:59:27,958 I don't know. 550 00:59:30,211 --> 00:59:32,087 What's up? 551 00:59:34,799 --> 00:59:36,633 I think I'm gonna go home early 552 00:59:36,801 --> 00:59:38,802 and see Karen. 553 00:59:41,180 --> 00:59:42,848 Okay. 554 00:59:56,904 --> 00:59:59,614 You don't have to wait with me. 555 00:59:59,782 --> 01:00:01,616 No, it's cool. 556 01:00:01,784 --> 01:00:04,744 I have, like, nothing to do today. 557 01:00:16,007 --> 01:00:17,674 I... 558 01:00:20,136 --> 01:00:23,388 I'm really sorry I was being, like... 559 01:00:24,932 --> 01:00:26,600 you know. 560 01:00:30,688 --> 01:00:33,982 I wish I could make it up to you. 561 01:00:43,117 --> 01:00:47,495 I think it's really cool 562 01:00:47,663 --> 01:00:49,456 that you have a sister 563 01:00:49,624 --> 01:00:55,420 and you guys are, like, so close. 564 01:01:03,721 --> 01:01:05,722 Karen's really lucky. 565 01:01:24,825 --> 01:01:27,243 Do you know what time it is? 566 01:01:33,709 --> 01:01:35,669 Oh, shoot! Can I use your phone? 567 01:01:35,836 --> 01:01:38,922 I forgot to call Karen, and she hates surprises. 568 01:01:39,090 --> 01:01:40,590 Yeah. 569 01:01:43,344 --> 01:01:45,345 Thank you. 570 01:01:50,309 --> 01:01:52,811 We don't have to do anything. 571 01:01:52,979 --> 01:01:55,438 I just wanna come and be there with you. 572 01:01:56,649 --> 01:01:58,316 I don't know. 573 01:02:00,528 --> 01:02:02,320 Why? 574 01:02:06,534 --> 01:02:09,285 You always make me feel so selfish. 575 01:02:13,165 --> 01:02:15,083 Okay, bye. 576 01:02:21,257 --> 01:02:22,841 You okay? 577 01:02:26,554 --> 01:02:29,931 You'll, like, see your sister in a couple of days, right? 578 01:02:30,099 --> 01:02:32,976 Maybe she just... just wants some space 579 01:02:33,144 --> 01:02:35,395 and doesn't want all this pity on her. 580 01:02:38,024 --> 01:02:40,150 You know? 581 01:02:40,317 --> 01:02:43,069 'Cause, like, pity sucks. 582 01:02:48,826 --> 01:02:51,494 Am I being an asshole? 583 01:02:51,662 --> 01:02:54,956 Do you wanna go back to your place? 584 01:02:55,124 --> 01:02:57,751 No, I'm okay. 585 01:02:57,918 --> 01:02:59,753 Are you sure? 586 01:02:59,920 --> 01:03:02,672 Yeah, it's just my stomach hurts. 587 01:03:02,840 --> 01:03:04,924 Do you have to take a shit? 588 01:03:06,927 --> 01:03:09,054 Try to do like I do and fart it out. 589 01:03:22,276 --> 01:03:26,196 Okay, here's the deal... walk behind me, 590 01:03:26,363 --> 01:03:29,032 but don't say anything to anybody. 591 01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:31,743 Just pretend we're, like, guests. 592 01:04:11,075 --> 01:04:13,076 Shit, you need your bathing suit. 593 01:04:13,244 --> 01:04:14,828 Why? 594 01:04:16,872 --> 01:04:18,998 'Cause we're going swimming. 595 01:04:19,166 --> 01:04:20,500 Here? 596 01:04:20,668 --> 01:04:23,837 Yeah. Here, I brought yours. 597 01:04:25,840 --> 01:04:27,549 Wait, where did you get this? 598 01:04:27,716 --> 01:04:30,844 Aunt Linda's closet. 599 01:04:31,011 --> 01:04:33,138 No. No, I think she wants to return this. 600 01:04:33,305 --> 01:04:34,639 Here. Hurry up, put it on. 601 01:04:34,807 --> 01:04:36,850 We have to change in the elevator. 602 01:04:42,106 --> 01:04:43,439 No, I'm stuck in my belt. 603 01:04:43,607 --> 01:04:45,650 Can you please help me out? 604 01:04:52,283 --> 01:04:54,492 Thanks. 605 01:04:54,660 --> 01:04:56,327 Turn around again. 606 01:04:59,373 --> 01:05:01,374 Oh, my. 607 01:05:09,717 --> 01:05:11,634 Don't look at me. 608 01:05:46,754 --> 01:05:48,087 Actually, can you put me down? 609 01:05:48,255 --> 01:05:51,049 I really have to pee. 610 01:05:54,220 --> 01:05:56,221 You should pee in the pool. 611 01:05:56,388 --> 01:05:58,431 No, I don't wanna pee in the pool. 612 01:05:58,599 --> 01:06:00,350 Why? There's no one in here. 613 01:06:00,517 --> 01:06:03,561 Yeah, but I think that's disgusting. 614 01:06:03,729 --> 01:06:05,563 I don't care. 615 01:06:07,149 --> 01:06:09,275 - Well, okay. - All right. 616 01:06:09,443 --> 01:06:11,402 Wait, just come up. 617 01:06:11,570 --> 01:06:13,363 - Why? - Here, wait, just... 618 01:06:13,530 --> 01:06:16,616 - No, no, no. Stop it. - No, no. 619 01:06:16,784 --> 01:06:18,117 Please stop it. Please. 620 01:06:18,285 --> 01:06:21,371 I'm lying to you. I actually have to poo! 621 01:06:51,485 --> 01:06:54,362 Do you... do you wanna go out tonight? 622 01:06:54,530 --> 01:06:57,615 Are you sure? I thought you didn't wanna hang out with me. 623 01:06:57,783 --> 01:06:59,826 Yeah, well... 624 01:07:10,671 --> 01:07:13,339 I'm... 625 01:07:13,507 --> 01:07:15,174 this is gonna sound really selfish, 626 01:07:15,342 --> 01:07:17,218 but I'm glad you stayed. 627 01:07:22,433 --> 01:07:24,183 So, thanks. 628 01:07:58,510 --> 01:07:59,844 Fuck. 629 01:08:00,012 --> 01:08:01,613 What if what's-her-name comes home early? 630 01:08:01,680 --> 01:08:04,140 - She's gonna have a shit fit. - Oh, fuck that bitch. 631 01:08:23,160 --> 01:08:25,411 Damn, bitch, how long are you gonna be in there? 632 01:08:25,578 --> 01:08:27,372 One second! 633 01:08:27,538 --> 01:08:29,457 Just one more thing. 634 01:08:47,434 --> 01:08:49,102 Hi. 635 01:08:53,273 --> 01:08:55,608 You want a drink? 636 01:09:00,238 --> 01:09:02,448 Diane, I think you should come out. 637 01:09:02,616 --> 01:09:04,658 No, don't come in. Hold on a second. 638 01:09:04,827 --> 01:09:08,496 Diane, open this door right now. 639 01:09:08,663 --> 01:09:10,665 Aunt Linda, what are you doing home? 640 01:09:10,832 --> 01:09:13,209 I live here. 641 01:09:13,377 --> 01:09:15,461 You have a lot of explaining to do, young lady. 642 01:09:15,629 --> 01:09:18,131 Please don't come in right now. 643 01:09:24,470 --> 01:09:27,223 Here, Aunt Linda, drink this. 644 01:09:34,773 --> 01:09:36,983 Jesus Christ. What's this? 645 01:09:37,151 --> 01:09:39,152 It's a mix. 646 01:09:40,988 --> 01:09:42,779 Too strong for you? 647 01:09:42,948 --> 01:09:44,991 Does your mom know you drink? 648 01:09:48,036 --> 01:09:49,912 Yeah. 649 01:09:56,628 --> 01:09:58,379 How was your date? 650 01:09:58,547 --> 01:10:00,506 Didn't put out? 651 01:10:01,592 --> 01:10:04,469 - What's your problem? - Nothing. 652 01:10:04,636 --> 01:10:07,680 You just look like you needed some action. 653 01:10:07,848 --> 01:10:11,684 Diane, you'd better get out here right now! 654 01:10:15,022 --> 01:10:16,689 Jack? 655 01:10:16,857 --> 01:10:18,191 I need you to come in here. 656 01:10:18,358 --> 01:10:20,860 I need a hand with something. 657 01:10:24,656 --> 01:10:26,032 Just Jack. 658 01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:28,868 Diane, I'm losing my patience. 659 01:10:33,874 --> 01:10:35,875 Fuckin' A. 660 01:10:36,043 --> 01:10:37,543 What the hell's going on? 661 01:10:37,711 --> 01:10:39,086 I need you to help me finish. 662 01:10:39,254 --> 01:10:41,547 Finish what, killing yourself? 663 01:10:41,715 --> 01:10:43,966 Come on, girls, I've gotta pee. 664 01:10:44,134 --> 01:10:46,177 Hold on! 665 01:10:47,763 --> 01:10:49,931 Jesus Christ. What were you thinking? 666 01:10:50,098 --> 01:10:52,225 I don't know. I just wanted to do it for you. 667 01:10:52,392 --> 01:10:54,519 What were you using, a fork? 668 01:10:54,686 --> 01:10:57,438 - Please just finish it. - I can't. I don't know how. 669 01:10:57,606 --> 01:10:58,981 What? Don't you shave your legs? 670 01:10:59,149 --> 01:11:01,859 - Yeah, but that's different. - Just fix it! 671 01:11:14,581 --> 01:11:17,416 I'm gonna count to 10. 672 01:11:17,584 --> 01:11:19,210 Why don't you just have Aunt Linda do it? 673 01:11:19,378 --> 01:11:20,419 I... 674 01:11:25,342 --> 01:11:26,676 Aunt Linda, if we let you in, 675 01:11:26,843 --> 01:11:28,261 you promise you won't freak out? 676 01:11:28,428 --> 01:11:31,722 - No way. - Anything. I'm going to take a piss. 677 01:11:31,890 --> 01:11:33,849 Go pee in the gas station! 678 01:11:34,017 --> 01:11:36,519 Open up now. 679 01:12:01,628 --> 01:12:03,796 I more than like you. 680 01:12:09,636 --> 01:12:12,805 I just wanna, like, unzip my body and... 681 01:12:12,973 --> 01:12:15,224 put you in there. 682 01:12:17,227 --> 01:12:19,687 Like a sleeping bag? 683 01:13:27,756 --> 01:13:30,216 Tickles. 684 01:13:43,146 --> 01:13:46,399 These are cute. 685 01:13:46,566 --> 01:13:48,109 Where'd you get 'em? 686 01:13:48,276 --> 01:13:52,988 The Old Navy store, I think, in the boys' section. 687 01:14:03,500 --> 01:14:05,501 I haven't d... 688 01:14:14,594 --> 01:14:17,096 I haven't done this. 689 01:14:20,475 --> 01:14:22,560 Roll over. 690 01:14:22,728 --> 01:14:25,187 No, I don't wanna roll over. 691 01:14:26,773 --> 01:14:29,483 Come on, just roll over. 692 01:14:45,041 --> 01:14:47,126 What are you doing? 693 01:14:50,088 --> 01:14:52,089 Just relax. 694 01:15:10,567 --> 01:15:12,568 What are you doing? 695 01:15:15,739 --> 01:15:18,199 Just go at your own speed. 696 01:15:39,304 --> 01:15:41,514 - Does this feel good? - What? No, no! 697 01:15:41,681 --> 01:15:43,098 What are you... no! 698 01:15:43,266 --> 01:15:45,351 No, no, no. What is that? 699 01:15:48,396 --> 01:15:50,940 Just trying to figure out what you like. 700 01:15:55,362 --> 01:15:58,030 I just can't do this right now. 701 01:16:01,535 --> 01:16:03,536 Now, come on. 702 01:16:07,040 --> 01:16:09,583 Why are you so experienced? 703 01:16:15,549 --> 01:16:17,800 I don't know. 704 01:16:17,968 --> 01:16:22,388 I'm not. I've had some training. 705 01:16:22,556 --> 01:16:25,057 What, are you, like, some slut or something? 706 01:16:34,860 --> 01:16:38,195 I'm just gonna sleep on the couch. 707 01:17:59,653 --> 01:18:00,153 Diane? 708 01:20:49,989 --> 01:20:51,990 What time is it? 709 01:20:56,162 --> 01:20:59,123 I just had a dream that I ate you. 710 01:21:00,458 --> 01:21:02,209 That's nice. 711 01:21:02,377 --> 01:21:05,003 No, it wasn't like that. 712 01:21:08,800 --> 01:21:11,009 Your nose is bleeding. 713 01:21:21,521 --> 01:21:24,148 That's weird. 714 01:21:24,315 --> 01:21:27,151 I've been getting them all the time recently. 715 01:21:27,318 --> 01:21:29,528 I know, dorkness. That's why it's weird. 716 01:21:29,696 --> 01:21:31,697 I never get 'em. 717 01:21:35,577 --> 01:21:37,995 Can we sleep in more? 718 01:22:18,369 --> 01:22:21,455 Can I do something? 719 01:22:21,623 --> 01:22:24,208 Can I touch your nose with my toe? 720 01:22:25,919 --> 01:22:29,254 - No. - Why? 721 01:22:29,422 --> 01:22:32,257 Why do you wanna do that? 722 01:22:32,425 --> 01:22:34,801 I don't know. 723 01:22:34,969 --> 01:22:36,970 I just want to. 724 01:22:38,556 --> 01:22:40,432 Okay. 725 01:22:47,315 --> 01:22:50,817 Now I've done one, I have to do the other one to make it equal. 726 01:22:58,952 --> 01:23:01,828 Can we go in there? 727 01:23:01,996 --> 01:23:04,456 In here? 728 01:23:04,624 --> 01:23:06,041 Yeah. 729 01:23:06,209 --> 01:23:07,960 Why, are you religious? 730 01:23:08,127 --> 01:23:10,337 No, I just wanna see it. 731 01:23:54,507 --> 01:23:56,508 You wanna sit down? 732 01:24:17,697 --> 01:24:19,614 It's my last piece. 733 01:24:22,493 --> 01:24:24,411 Thanks. 734 01:24:33,880 --> 01:24:36,381 Can you tell me about your brother? 735 01:24:37,633 --> 01:24:39,551 Why? 736 01:24:44,557 --> 01:24:46,850 'Cause I wanna know more about you. 737 01:24:47,018 --> 01:24:49,186 What, about the tape? 738 01:24:53,691 --> 01:24:56,860 It's obviously something that's really special to you. 739 01:24:59,572 --> 01:25:03,992 Well, I mean, like, I told you, 740 01:25:04,160 --> 01:25:08,455 he made it for his girlfriend 741 01:25:08,623 --> 01:25:12,417 before she went away or moved. 742 01:25:12,585 --> 01:25:14,294 And... 743 01:25:17,006 --> 01:25:21,093 it was like a sign... 744 01:25:21,260 --> 01:25:23,261 symbol of true love 745 01:25:23,429 --> 01:25:26,306 'cause they heard it together 746 01:25:26,474 --> 01:25:30,102 the first time they met. 747 01:25:30,269 --> 01:25:32,312 Anyway, she... she left 748 01:25:32,480 --> 01:25:35,107 and she fell in love with somebody else. 749 01:25:35,274 --> 01:25:37,359 And so she sent it back. 750 01:25:40,238 --> 01:25:44,950 So then he went to his friend's house and... 751 01:25:49,038 --> 01:25:52,457 got a shotgun and blew his head off. 752 01:25:59,799 --> 01:26:03,093 Don't worry about the tape. I was being stupid about it. 753 01:26:15,231 --> 01:26:16,398 Can we go? 754 01:26:16,566 --> 01:26:18,733 This place gives me the creeps. 755 01:27:37,396 --> 01:27:39,898 Man. 756 01:27:47,323 --> 01:27:49,241 Hey. 757 01:27:53,704 --> 01:27:55,747 I... 758 01:27:55,915 --> 01:27:57,916 brought you a present. 759 01:28:02,046 --> 01:28:03,964 Can I open it now? 760 01:28:04,131 --> 01:28:06,925 Yeah. Go for it. 761 01:28:16,727 --> 01:28:20,855 It's so Karen... 762 01:28:21,023 --> 01:28:23,817 you can take pictures 763 01:28:23,985 --> 01:28:26,444 and send them to Karen when you... 764 01:28:26,612 --> 01:28:28,613 go away. 765 01:28:33,869 --> 01:28:36,454 I'm... I'm gonna go. 766 01:28:36,622 --> 01:28:38,123 Wait. 767 01:28:40,876 --> 01:28:42,627 I'm really bad at good-byes, 768 01:28:42,795 --> 01:28:44,629 so I'm just gonna go, okay? 769 01:28:47,466 --> 01:28:49,301 Well, can you help me get my bags down? 770 01:28:49,468 --> 01:28:50,969 I can't reach them. 771 01:28:53,514 --> 01:28:55,473 Yeah. 772 01:28:58,477 --> 01:29:01,605 Jesus, how'd these get up here? 773 01:29:01,772 --> 01:29:03,565 Stop. 774 01:29:08,362 --> 01:29:09,738 Fuck. 775 01:29:09,905 --> 01:29:11,990 You okay? 776 01:29:12,158 --> 01:29:14,326 Yeah. How are we gonna get outta here? 777 01:29:16,120 --> 01:29:20,332 I'm, like, really bad in the dark. 778 01:29:20,499 --> 01:29:22,375 - Hey. - What is that? 779 01:29:22,543 --> 01:29:26,212 - It's just my hand. - Please don't creep up on me. 780 01:29:34,764 --> 01:29:36,806 Diane. 781 01:29:36,974 --> 01:29:38,683 What is that? 782 01:29:39,852 --> 01:29:43,688 We can use this to find our way out. 783 01:29:43,856 --> 01:29:47,025 You're retarded. 784 01:29:47,193 --> 01:29:50,195 Stop. You're gonna waste all the film. 785 01:29:57,286 --> 01:30:00,121 Where are you? 786 01:30:00,289 --> 01:30:02,207 Thanks. 787 01:30:02,375 --> 01:30:05,543 Holy fuck, I think my nose is bleeding again. 788 01:30:06,712 --> 01:30:09,130 What is up with this? 789 01:30:10,716 --> 01:30:13,301 Hold on, I have to tie my shoe. 790 01:30:16,222 --> 01:30:19,099 Wait. 791 01:30:26,107 --> 01:30:28,024 Jack? 792 01:30:30,403 --> 01:30:32,070 Jack? 793 01:30:34,532 --> 01:30:36,533 I'm here. 794 01:30:37,618 --> 01:30:38,118 Jack? 795 01:31:18,159 --> 01:31:20,660 I don't want you to leave me. 796 01:31:38,137 --> 01:31:39,971 Diane? 797 01:31:41,390 --> 01:31:43,433 I called the car service. 798 01:31:43,601 --> 01:31:46,478 You want me to bring your bag downstairs? 799 01:32:10,961 --> 01:32:13,671 Does my breath smell? 800 01:32:30,147 --> 01:32:34,317 I made this for you. 801 01:32:34,485 --> 01:32:36,653 You can't wear it, but... 802 01:32:36,821 --> 01:32:39,489 and I'm really sorry it got dirty. 803 01:32:46,872 --> 01:32:48,998 Thanks. 804 01:32:58,467 --> 01:33:02,637 It's okay if you forget about me. 805 01:33:02,805 --> 01:33:05,056 What? 806 01:33:26,245 --> 01:33:27,996 I have to go to the bathroom. 807 01:33:28,163 --> 01:33:30,874 - Wait, can you hold it? - I don't wanna hold it. 808 01:33:31,041 --> 01:33:33,209 My bus is leaving in a minute. 809 01:33:38,048 --> 01:33:41,634 This... this sucks. 810 01:33:41,802 --> 01:33:43,511 Tough. 811 01:33:56,066 --> 01:33:58,234 I'm never gonna see you again. 812 01:34:06,285 --> 01:34:10,079 I just get this feeling and, like, 813 01:34:10,247 --> 01:34:12,916 I know I'm never gonna see you again. 814 01:34:15,085 --> 01:34:17,754 How can you say that? 815 01:34:18,923 --> 01:34:20,256 You don't understand. 816 01:34:20,424 --> 01:34:23,343 You have, like, so much in front of you. 817 01:34:23,510 --> 01:34:25,053 You have everything. 818 01:34:25,220 --> 01:34:27,221 And I'm, like, stuck here. 819 01:34:39,026 --> 01:34:41,486 I wish I'd never met you. 820 01:34:45,532 --> 01:34:47,116 You've, like, taken my insides 821 01:34:47,284 --> 01:34:49,619 and I'm, like, not myself anymore. 822 01:34:49,787 --> 01:34:51,788 And it's just... 823 01:34:53,248 --> 01:34:55,166 so evil. 824 01:35:04,635 --> 01:35:07,261 Just... go. 825 01:37:28,612 --> 01:37:30,363 Hey, girl. 826 01:38:51,153 --> 01:38:54,113 Diane, this arrived this morning for you. 827 01:39:56,301 --> 01:39:59,095 ♪ Looking from a window above ♪ 828 01:39:59,263 --> 01:40:02,640 ♪ It's like a story of love ♪ 829 01:40:02,808 --> 01:40:05,935 ♪ Can you hear me? ♪ 830 01:40:06,103 --> 01:40:09,063 ♪ Came back only yesterday ♪ 831 01:40:09,231 --> 01:40:12,316 ♪ Moving further away ♪ 832 01:40:12,484 --> 01:40:16,237 ♪ Want you near me ♪ 833 01:40:16,405 --> 01:40:21,158 ♪ All I needed was the love you gave ♪ 834 01:40:21,326 --> 01:40:25,413 ♪ All I needed for another day ♪ 835 01:40:25,580 --> 01:40:29,292 ♪ And all I ever knew ♪ 836 01:40:29,459 --> 01:40:31,460 ♪ Only you ♪ 837 01:40:35,048 --> 01:40:38,092 ♪ Sometimes when I think of your name ♪ 838 01:40:38,260 --> 01:40:41,429 ♪ And it's only a game ♪ 839 01:40:41,596 --> 01:40:44,765 ♪ And I need you ♪ 840 01:40:44,933 --> 01:40:47,643 ♪ Listening to the words that you say ♪ 841 01:40:47,811 --> 01:40:51,022 ♪ It's getting harder to stay ♪ 842 01:40:51,189 --> 01:40:54,984 ♪ When I see you ♪ 843 01:40:55,152 --> 01:40:59,822 ♪ All I needed was the love you gave ♪ 844 01:40:59,990 --> 01:41:04,076 ♪ All I needed for another day ♪ 845 01:41:04,244 --> 01:41:07,955 ♪ And all I ever knew ♪ 846 01:41:08,123 --> 01:41:10,166 ♪ Only you... ♪ 847 01:41:33,940 --> 01:41:38,527 ♪ All I needed was the love you gave ♪ 848 01:41:38,695 --> 01:41:42,782 ♪ All I needed for another day ♪ 849 01:41:42,949 --> 01:41:46,702 ♪ And all I ever knew ♪ 850 01:41:46,870 --> 01:41:48,871 ♪ Only you ♪ 851 01:41:52,584 --> 01:41:55,503 ♪ This is gonna take a long time ♪ 852 01:41:55,670 --> 01:41:58,881 ♪ And I wonder what's mine ♪ 853 01:41:59,049 --> 01:42:02,176 ♪ Can't take no more ♪ 854 01:42:02,344 --> 01:42:04,929 ♪ Wonder if you'll understand ♪ 855 01:42:05,097 --> 01:42:08,557 ♪ It's just a touch of your hand ♪ 856 01:42:08,725 --> 01:42:12,395 ♪ Behind a closed door ♪ 857 01:42:12,562 --> 01:42:17,233 ♪ All I needed was the love you gave ♪ 858 01:42:17,401 --> 01:42:21,362 ♪ All I needed for another day ♪ 859 01:42:21,530 --> 01:42:25,408 ♪ And all I ever knew ♪ 860 01:42:25,575 --> 01:42:27,701 ♪ Only you. ♪ 861 01:43:02,112 --> 01:43:04,905 ♪ I bleed ♪ 862 01:43:05,073 --> 01:43:08,868 ♪ Like a pig ♪ 863 01:43:12,873 --> 01:43:15,499 ♪ It's not ♪ 864 01:43:15,667 --> 01:43:20,337 ♪ So unusual ♪ 865 01:43:23,633 --> 01:43:26,135 ♪ It might ♪ 866 01:43:26,303 --> 01:43:30,598 ♪ Seem strange ♪ 867 01:43:34,102 --> 01:43:36,770 ♪ But I'll always ♪ 868 01:43:36,938 --> 01:43:41,358 ♪ Believe in girls ♪ 869 01:43:44,946 --> 01:43:50,159 ♪ Forget the pain ♪ 870 01:43:50,327 --> 01:43:55,039 ♪ Whistle at the rain ♪ 871 01:43:55,207 --> 01:43:57,750 ♪ 'Cause I'm friends ♪ 872 01:43:57,918 --> 01:44:02,588 ♪ With the girls again ♪ 873 01:44:16,603 --> 01:44:19,355 ♪ 'Cause I'm friends ♪ 874 01:44:19,523 --> 01:44:24,193 ♪ With the girls again ♪ 875 01:44:27,322 --> 01:44:29,949 ♪ Yeah, I'm friends ♪ 876 01:44:30,116 --> 01:44:35,204 ♪ With the girls again. ♪53944

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