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Previously on The Kardashians...

Beautiful.

Hey, Mom, are you sad that
you'll never be pregnant again?

Don't make me cry.

Pregnancy was my most
beautiful experience,

especially my first
one, my little pepper.

So, you know I'm leaving to
go to Aspen with your aunties.

- Lovie!
- Lovie.

You have the world
at your fingertips,

but you're just, like,
fine in Hidden Hills.

Your kids rule your life.

I don't even wanna go
on this trip with you

'cause all you're
gonna do is pick on me.

- What's the holdup?
- Are we taking off soon?

So, the captain said
there's weather in Rifle.

I'm maybe dramatic, but I feel
like something isn't safe.

I know Kylie since
the day she was born.

I don't know why she does this.

Sometimes you hardly go out, so
when you do, you're just like,

"I gotta get back.
I gotta get back."

I don't think you realize it.

If this is, like,

the start of what the
Aspen trip's gonna be like,

I don't wanna be involved.

Let's go, party peeps.

- I can get in the back.
- I can get in the back.

♪ Live it up, live it up ♪

Let me see your
look. You're so cute.

No, she's very cute.

- I'm very dressed up.
- She's like a Russian princess.

No, I love it. Oh,
my God. Stop it.

I'm so excited for sushi.

We're having dinner tonight

at one of my favorite
restaurants in Aspen,

and anywhere, by the
way. Owned by Nobu.

Can't see.

Probably for the best.

You look like, uh...

Pamela Anderson?

No, you look like a Sesame
Street character or something.

- Snuffleupagus?
- I don't know.

Snuffleupagus was
my favorite one.

- Snuffleupagus?
- Snuffleupagus was cute.

I'm fine with that. I
think Muppets are cute.

So far, this trip has not
been off to the best start.

I'm gonna FaceTime my daughter.
I hope that's okay with you.

I was just telling you.
Let's live in the moment.

I'm just wondering if you
think you live in the moment.

Hi.

I have high hopes for dinner

'cause it... can't get any
more annoying than it is now.

Cheers.

So, I think since we're all probably
gonna be up early regardless...

- Yeah.
- I think we should get out

- by 9:30.
- Should we call Kylie and see

- if she's coming?
- Yeah, you should.

She has FOMO one way or another.

Two days of your life

and you couldn't come
be on a family trip?

Um, just saying hi.
How are you feeling?

You know what?
We've been there.

I tried to get another flight,

but I guess all flights are
having problems and delays

and cancellations because
there's a storm coming.

I love you.

It is rare that we all get
together, so I'm-I'm really upset

that this trip is just not
gonna work out for me this time.

Okay. Love you. Bye.

The new single by
Khloé Kardashian.

But you guys, if anyone
ever thought she really...

Like, how you were like,
"She's really gonna come."

I mean, I don't think we
ever really needed to confirm

Kylie wasn't coming. I knew.

I h... I had the confirmation the
second she walked off the plane.

There was no way she was coming.

This is our albacore
tataki with truffle.

- Delish. Thank you.
- You're welcome.

I wish we could watch Gypsy together,
but I've already started it.

I'm meeting her on Wednesday.

You're... What? That escalated.

Mom and Kendall said, "Isn't...
Wasn't she trying to meet you?"

A couple years ago,

- I s... did a rating of things...
- Oh, come on.

That I was really into...

You know, she just probably
texts her right now and said,

- "Can we meet you on Wednesday?"
- "Can I meet you on Wednesday?"

No, it's... she has to
get her parole officer.

It's a whole thing. So hopefully,
her parole officer approves.

Gypsy Rose Blanchard was
just released from prison

for being involved in
the murder of her mother.

She reached out to
me on social media.

She's expressed wanting
to get into prison reform,

and I think that with what she's
learned being in prison herself,

I just think there's such
an opportunity for her

to use her platform in a,
in a really important way.

So, it's just all
really fascinating.

Okay, well, let me
say goodnight to True.

- In prison, you go to...
- Hi. I love you.

Uh, where are you?

I'm at a restaurant.

Uh, why do you look so funny?

I look funny? I'm
wearing a furry hat.

Here we go again.

She just is so stuck on
what's going on at home

that she can't have a good time.

We don't get to do this
very often anymore.

It's, like, really rare that
we go on these family vacations

and I just want Khloé to just, like,
enjoy the dinner, enjoy the moment.

Be present with us.

- Khloé, we're...
- Baby!

Okay, Khloé, I love you and
I'm not gonna take sides,

but Kim's got a point.

'Kay, mwah.

Get off your phone.
We're right here.

- I love you.
- I love you!

Who's so cute?

Bye. See ya. Gotta go. Bye.

It's... Just 'cause you don't wanna
call your kids to say goodnight,

- I wanna call mine.
- I'm with my kids.

We're at dinner. Come on.

Wait, I'm supposed
to be more present,

but Kim hasn't looked up from
her phone the entire dinner?

She's scrolling Instagram.

Okay, I'll be more present.

I love you. Call your dada,
okay? Mwah. Oh. Hung up.

What?

- We need you in this conversation.
- Off. Okay?

This is why I don't
like to leave the gates

because I just feel like I
get attacked every second.

Get off my immediately.

Wait, what do you think
of this alien situation

at that Miami mall?

- Oh, my God, I heard about it.
- The Miami thing was fully real.

- I think it's real.
- I think so too.

- Obviously, that was 100% real.
- No way...

But why... Where
are all the video?

- No way 200 cop cars...
- Mom, are you kidding me?

They have technology
that wipes it all out.

- Rob.
- Yo.

Kendall and I are talking
about the Miami mall situation.

Kris Jenner's over here like, "There
was a fireworks and a mall fight."

I just don't force people to
believe what's actually happening.

- So, Mom...
- Rob, for the record,

I do believe in aliens.

I love conspiracy theories.

I don't have to believe them
all, but I love them all.

And my brother is
right there with me.

There's literally
seven species of aliens

and there's good
aliens and bad aliens.

There's more than that, Rob.

There's more than
that for sure, Corey.

I definitely think Corey
is an alien, by the way.

I've already told Corey that.

Corey, for sure, is an alien.

Well, no.

Well, no. But yes.

Why do you think
Corey's an alien?

'Cause Corey's known
way too much...

I'm not stupid.
I'm on your team.

No.

There's UFOs on
etchings in caves.

Okay. Just a question.

They've literally been
here since, like, the '40s.

Centuries, Rob. Centuries.

No.

'Member those, you
guys? This mochi.

Never been a mochi girl myself.

- Really?
- It tastes like I'm eating a dead body.

Like, chewing the skin.

Thank you guys so much!

- It was delicious.
- Thank you!

I'll get in the back..

That was delicious.

Delicious. And now you have
10 minutes left with me.

Make 'em count.

♪ Don't go killin' my vibe,
don't go killin' my vibe ♪

I'm still on maternity leave.

- I'm just popping in for like...
- You look so good.

For like an hour.

Today, we are launching
Lemme in Target.

Hi. How are you?

Nice to meet you.
Sorry I'm late.

I'm on my baby's
breastfeeding schedule.

- This is your Lemme section.
- How exciting!

- So cute.
- So cute.

This is my first
day back at work.

Does it feel good to be in hair
and makeup or you didn't miss it?

I did glam for Christmas
Eve. That's the only time.

- Okay.
- And then, no, it was nice.

And I had the baby
for, like, half of glam

and then Travis took over.

I am slowly crawling out

of my blissful baby bubble.

I love being at home
right now with my baby,

going on walks,
living in pajamas.

It's been a vibe.

- I'm not, like, ready to be...
- Right.

Like, working, but I was like...

- No, I-I know.
- But Target,

and 10 minutes away from the
house, and coming for an hour,

- that I can manage. Yeah.
- This is approved. Yeah.

Oh, my boobs are, like,

tingling and itching.

The breastfeeding.
I don't know.

Do you wanna walk Kourtney
through what we're doing today?

Yes, so, the first
one is your interview.

Oh, okay. Amazing.

Should I be sitting
in the shopping cart?

- For the interview?
- You know, actually, yes.

Hi.

Can you see the "Lemme"?
I'm gonna move her a little.

To any of the shoppers,
hi. I'm like, "Hi."

Testing. Testing.

What is the craziest thing

you've been craving
post-pregnancy?

So, like, a naughty thing
that I was craving...

- Naughty.
- Was Ritz Bits.

Had to eat, like, a
pack of them a day.

Ritz Bits, if you're out
there, we deserve a package.

Okay. You only have 10 minutes

inside the store.

What are the three items
you're buying besides Lemme?

Ritz Bits.

Micellar water. Is
that how you say it?

- Mm-hmm.
- That's a good one.

A baby item.

Like, right now I need
a sleep positioner.

What's a crazy fact about
you that I don't know?

I was stung by a scorpion.
Did you know that?

- No. When?
- In college.

I was cleaning my bikini bottom
that was hanging in my shower

and a scorpion was in there and it
stung my finger and it was traumatizing.

I had to go to the hospital.

And if you're allergic to a scorpion,
they inject you with goat's blood.

- Wow. That's a wrap.
- Yeah.

I may have to hit the
sleep positioner aisle

- on my way out.
- Wait. Can we get a picture of you

- with the cart, like, pushing it?
- Pushing it, yes.

Oh, yeah, of course.
It would be my honor.

- Floor it.
- Give us some energy, Simon.

Oh, my God.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Happy shopping.

Oh, my gosh. We almost
crashed into someone.

Yeah, we almost hit a woman.

Don't hit the,
don't hit the guy.

Sorry. We're
stopping over here.

You guys should
do the same thing.

He's still going.

This is how you get
me back to work.

The only way I'm ever
gonna shop at Target again

is with Simon pushing
me around the store.

My heels are stuck
in the little holes.

- Do you... Are they loose?
- I don't know how I'm gonna do this.

- Simon, you might have to carry me out.
- I can just lift you.

Okay.

Attention, Target shoppers.

Lemme is available
in stores nationwide.

There's, like, no one around.

I love therapy.

Retail therapy. Oh, wait. Is the
wink supposed to be at the end?

- Wink's after...
- Okay.

Retail therapy.

This lady is videoing
me over there.

I see you videoing.

I don't know, guys.

Look at me. Okay.

- This was amazing.
- I know.

Like, I'm late to
the party here.

Am I allowed to lay on here?

- Sure. Go for it.
- Okay.

Am I gonna be the first
person to ever lay on here?

You did?

- Oh.
- Oh.

Can we hold the glow?
Is there a Glow?

Can we have you laying so where you
can, like, put your heels up, like...

Or... I love that. Great.

Make it work. Look
like you're stoked.

Just lay down the... thing.

- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.

- Did you do that?
- I didn't do that.

- Go Lemme!
- Woo! Yeah!

- She should get some free Lemme.
- Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Thanks, team. We've
had so much fun today.

Can't wait to see what's next.

- Perfection.
- So good.

Oh, you're welcome!

Thank you. Bye, guys.

♪ Woke up this morning,
brighter day, brighter day ♪

♪ You can see me smile
from a mile away ♪

♪ Yeah, see my
girl, see my girl ♪

♪ See my girl, see my
girl, see my girl ♪

Hi. Good morning.

I'll have a pancake.

Banana.

Hell yeah.

Hi, Mommy.

Hi!

No one's here.

Who's going to school?

It's just annoying.

Oh, my gosh. Is
Derek driving you?

No, Taylor.

Oh, phew. I was gonna say,
at least someone's driving.

'Cause you're too
young to drive.

Okay. I love you. Have
a great day of school.

- Goodbye.
- Bye-bye.

- You okay? Did that trigger you?
- Why would that trigger me?

'Cause you're the one always
wanting to say I put my kids first.

I spend too much time with them.
I never leave the house, da-da.

We have a very short amount of time
that they even wanna be with us.

I am not saying anything about
not being present for your kids.

I never said that,

but it makes me happy to be
there every night with them.

As it should. There's
nothing wrong with that.

I think you're misunderstanding

when I just said you're not
present when you go out.

What Kim is saying is true,
yeah. I do FaceTime my kids.

I-I mean, I'm laughing
'cause I'm like,

th-this is what you're
complaining to me about? Okay.

My thing is, how
does this affect you?

You do you and I'll do me.

Good morning.

Hi. Oh, my gosh, I
brought that outfit too.

- Hey.
- I feel like everyone in the family

makes fun of me for being
so strict with the schedules

and, like, they have to eat here
or they take a bath. They do...

Like, I am like that.

But my kids know when
they're gonna eat

because it's the
same time every day.

It's just, like, with
12 kids on vacation,

it's really hard to stay
on schedule and be exact.

So, if dinner's supposed
to be at 6:00 and it's 6:02

and we're just getting in the
car just to drive there...

Kim, I've never cared
about a schedule like that.

You might not realize
it, but that was, like,

- The Bahamas.
- The Bahamas? When my daughter

was under one years old? Yeah.

But we were gonna be less
than 10 minutes late.

And it was like, "I'm
going by myself."

I just said, "Okay, I'm gonna meet
you guys there. Just meet me there."

And then I still get clowned

- because I wanna just leave on my own?
- No, it's a little bit more,

like, frantic.

This Bahamas trip that
Kim's talking about

was five years ago.

Is there anything else you
need to say to me about this?

And we were like, "Khloé,
everything's gonna be okay."

But I know my kids.

Like, I'm not trying to tell
you guys what to do with yours.

If you guys don't want
schedules, don't have a schedule.

If you do want them,
have a schedule.

- I just do what I think is best.
- I do have a schedule.

But then why does everyone
clown me about mine?

We're still talking about this?

- Yes.
- Yeah.

I think just, sometimes, it's
just... We can chill. Ya know?

Like, we're in The Bahamas, so it
was more just, like, that energy.

Just, I don't mind.
It's all good.

But that was also years ago.

Well, yeah, you're the one that
brought up that specific memory.

It's not that I don't want
her to speak to her kids,

it's just the times that she's
choosing to always take away from us.

It just seems like every
time we're together,

she has to take away that
time to talk to the kids.

And that's what's
just so annoying.

Like, thank God she can't sit and
FaceTime her kids while we're skiing.

What time are we supposed to
be dressed, like, and ready?

Instructors are ready at
10:00, which is in 30 minutes.

So, whenever you guys are
ready, I'm ready to go.

Thank you so much for breakfast.

Hi.

You look good. Are
those ski pants?

Yeah. This is Victoria Beckham's
ski outfit from the '90s.

That's from the '90s?

Yeah. I hope it's
still insulated.

Is the jacket Victoria Beckham?

No, they're both Chanel.

- Okay, 'cause you said Victoria Beckham.
- Victoria Beckham wore in the '90s

- to go skiing.
- Oh!

And she is my skiing
inspo for this trip.

My knee's though, so I'm
not gonna get a knee surgery

- off of this trip, guys.
- Kendall would probably...

Your knee's?

No, you said, "My knee's."

That's what you said.

I am not gonna ski today because
I don't wanna break anything.

I am, like, one
of the smart ones.

You guys be careful.

I hope I'm healthy forever,

but if I was to injure myself,

it would take a
long time to recover

and I don't have
that kinda time.

- Bye.
- Okay, I'll see you in a while.

- Toodles.
- Toodles.

Break a leg.

You guys, I'm so annoying.

I might have to
pee one more time.

- Oh, no, I have to pee.
- That's fine.

Okay. I thought everyone was gonna
yell at me, so I feel good about this.

♪ La da di da, la da di da ♪

♪ Move your body like that ♪

Hi, how are you?

- Hi, I'm Kim.
- Kim, I'm Hershey.

- I'll be with you.
- So nice to meet you.

And we have your
skis right here.

- Bougie.
- Yeah.

Not like when I
was a kid. Okay.

Maybe let's wait for Khloé.

I'm right here!

- Y'all have a good one.
- Thank you.

Comin' down.

Well, happy to be
out here with...

What a beautiful day.

What a beautiful
day. I was worried.

We got lucky, guys.

Yeah.

- Ooh, I'm excited!
- Me too.

It is so nice out here.

Alright, Koko, are you ready?

- Yeah.
- I'm ready.

- We good, guys?
- Alright, let's go.

We're just doing an easy
one to start, right?

- Yeah.
- 'Kay.

It's just like riding a bike.

Okay.

Let's try it.

♪ I get money, you get mad
because the bank shut ♪

♪ Yeah, I know your little
secret, put your hands up ♪

♪ It's so obvious,
I'm your number one ♪

Woo!

We are having so much fun.

The mountain just got kind of
dumped on, so the snow is perfect.

We've gotten, like,
the first day of sun,

so it's beautiful,
it's not too cold.

And this couldn't be a more
perfect day of snowboarding.

- Yay! How fun is that?!
- So fun!

♪ It's okay to just admit
that you're jealous of me ♪

I am having the best time.

Ah!

I'm obviously a little rusty,
but I feel good being out here.

I love being with my sisters and
Corey, and we're just having fun.

I'll slowly go
through your legs.

- Okay, I'll keep 'em open. Woo!
- Woo, did it!

Nothing is better than
skiing with your sisters.

We're having such a good time.

Woo!

The only thing missing is I wish
Kourtney and Kylie were here.

I even wish my mom
came on the slopes.

Woo!

I wish my mom was out with us
'cause I know she loves skiing,

but I'm sure she's keeping herself
busy at home doing something.

Ooh. That's nice.

This cabin is so delicious.

I really want to enjoy
it. This is my day.

Oh, hi, you little cutie.

A little creepy.

I love being by myself
in a quiet house...

Look at this jewelry!

Because it never happens.

Look, I'll give you 200. That's
how generous I feel today.

Okay.

I might read a book,
relax, make a martini.

I don't know what the kids are doing,
but this is very, very special.

How do you do a snow angel?

I need a martini.

Woo!

I'll do a 360. It's perfect!

- It's so good.
- The snow is perfect!

I wanna go faster.

"Serious injuries
or death possible."

Perfect. We can
all go that way.

- Do you see this sign?
- Yeah.

'Cause it says death may occur.

- No, it... Well, it's, it's cool.
- Alright.

I want to do things and, like, remind
myself that I am a decent skier.

Kim, come here!

Oh, look. She
wants to show you.

I'm watching.

But I did not know that
meant catchin' air. Eh!

Whatever people
do. I don't know.

Or is it this?
Cowabunga. I don't know.

Let's go for those jumps.

Look how easy that is!

- Just go straight.
- Okay, I'm gonna go right where

- you're at.
- Straight on there.

I'm going!

- Yeah!
- Woo!

- Wait. Kim did it?
- Kim totally did it.

I'm not doing flips and
jumps and shit here.

Woo!

Can barely do a
somersault in real life.

Khloé, you can do it!

Are you guys all on crack?

It's so easy. Khloé,
you can do it!

- Go straight, onto the box.
- Is it hard?

It's so easy. Khloé,
you can do it!

- Yay! You did it!
- Girl.

It just feels so good to have
Khloé living in the moment.

This is all I wanted.

Woo! This is so fun.

- Yeah.
- So fun.

I am surprising myself
left and right. yeah.

Being out here
skiing with everyone,

it's brought back such great
memories from our childhood.

We're creating new memories.

- Come on, Khlo.
- You got this, Joge.

The cherry on top is that
no one is nitpicking me.

- Woo, woo!
- Woo!

This is why I love
family vacations.

I feel like it's
just so fun to bond

and everyone's safe and down
the hill with no injuries.

That's all you can ask for.
We had such a nice time.

♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh,
oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

- ♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh ♪
- Thank you.

Ooh, we'll have to build a little
fire. Where's the ambience, girls?

Okay, guys, I have a challenge.

- Hm?
- This house and the way it's nestled

here in the snow and
looking at it fall for days,

I think before it's gone,
we should build a snowman.

- I'll build a snowman.
- I'll build a snowman.

I don't think I've built a
snowman since I was a kid.

We can have a contest.

I'm down, but I'm gonna win.

I'm gonna put my ski clothes on
then, if we're gonna get in the snow.

- Alright, hurry up. Chop, chop.
- I will too.

- Hi. Are you going skiing?
- Wow.

- No, we're gonna build snowmen.
- I'll go change.

M'kay.

We're making
individual snowmans?

I'm the judge.

I'm supposed to be a judge.

Mom, you're a judge all the
time. What a boring existence.

Let Corey be the judge.
You get down and dirty.

Do something with
your daughters.

You didn't ski with us.
You did nothing with us.

Can you build a
snowman? It's memories.

- Okay.
- Thank you.

And, Corey, if you do
favoritism, I will you up myself.

Alright. I'm gonna go outside
and take a look at the situation.

- Thank you, gentlemen.
- Let me hug my favorite human.

- Favorite human? What am I, an alien?
- You're my woman.

- You're not...
- You're the most jealous

- I've ever met.
- Yeah, I am.

No, she said I am.

Oh, my God. It's
strawberry shortcake!

Wow. This is amazing.

- She's like a bottle of strawberry jam.
- Wow.

Red as can be.

I think I'm a front-runner
for this competition,

- and...
- Hey, front-runner,

- can you hand me my phone?
- Oh, sure.

Thank you, frontie.

I got you, Khloé. We got this.

You're not on my team,
lady. Oh, no, you are!

Yeah, we're gonna win!

We're gonna it up. That's
what we're gonna do.

No copycats!

Where'd you get that?

I love you. Okay, thank you.

I have Khloé as my
partner. This is epic.

She's the arts and crafts director
of our entire neighborhood.

We don't need a strategy.

On your mark. Get set. Go!

Stay over there.

Where are they going?

Wait, Kendall,
let's have a plot.

Right? I don't even know
how to make a snowman.

I'm so glad I have Kendall as a partner.
Like, we're good thinkers together.

We, like, critically think
about it. And logically.

- It's all about the packing, I think.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Khloé and my mom are
completely different.

- Where are we starting?
- I don't know.

You are the manager.
Manage something.

When you put us in a competition setting,
we will definitely all try to thrive.

I think you guys remember our
guacamole challenge in Cabo.

Khloé, try this.

Get it away from them.

No, you're not
taking all the chips.

Khloé!

- Mom!
- Mom and Corey!

- What the?
- No, put it down!

So, it can get dirty for sure.

Hold on, I gotta
take my coat off.

- What?
- This is too much work.

Take your coat off?

I don't know how to do this.

- We got this.
- We do?

Oh yeah. They
never said how big.

We can make a tiny
one in one second.

It's falling apart,
it's just too...

Hold on. We need to pack it.

Mom, move!

- Mom, move!
- I'm trying. I'm trying.

- Oh, my God.
- Move your face.

Don't hit me.

I used to be.

But I'm exhausted from just
trying to keep up with them.

- We need to pack it.
- I'm trying.

No... Never.

Is this real snow? I've never
seen something so fragile.

- I know. It's so powdery.
- Mom, what are you doing?!

- Nothing.
- Oh! Mom, I don't have clothes on.

- Not my fault.
- Ugh!

- Where are you going?
- That was a bitchy move.

Slow and steady wins the race.

Yeah.

No. This is crazy.

I think we need to,
like, make the ball.

I'm trying.

The snow is a little bit, I don't know,
"dry" might not be the right word,

but it was a little dusty or
something. It wasn't sticking together.

- Well, do we take water?
- Yeah. I was thinking that.

- Does that make it stick better?
- You keep going. I'll get the bowl.

So, we were really trying to
get it harder to make the ball

'cause we're smart thinker...
like, we're thinking this through.

No, I'm seriously confused.
Like, what kind of snow is this?

Should we be concerned
the world's ending?

- What is she doing?
- Khloé, get off our.

'Kay. Mom, that
sucks, by the way.

Mom, you're older than us.

Like, don't you know
how to make a snowman?

Aren't you supposed to
have, like, three balls?

Yes, but you're not
doing such a thing.

Isn't that what people
did before social media?

Like, aren't we outside
makin' snowmen and shit?

- Make a baby one.
- Oh.

Now this is where the blueberries
would've come in handy.

So, go get them.

If you hit my
mound, you're done.

Khloé and my mom get frazzled

and they just wanna sabotage us.

Oh, my God.

I walked right into it.

That was amazing.

That is their, like, M.O.

When they can't figure
it out, they are pissed.

Come on.

Let me just clean my glasses.

. Corey, make his top flatter.

I think you guys
are disqualified

because you have the judge
helping you make the snowman.

- No, I'm not helpin'.
- Oh yeah, you are.

- No...
- Yeah, no.

You... Look at the evidence
that's in your hands.

You're holding the smoking gun.

- No, it's not even a smoking gun.
- That is so up, Corey.

- This ain't what you think.
- You are helping them win.

- I'm not helping them do anything.
- Khloé, they're cheating.

- Where's Corey?
- Khloé, go away.

I'm not touching you.

- I didn't touch one person.
- Wait, Kim, come closer,

come closer 'cause the further you
are, the more annoying it'll be.

I know. She's
just harassing me.

I actually haven't
even touched anyone.

- Corey!
- You fell on your own.

- I'm over here.
- Corey! No harassment.

Please, let us just
finish our dream.

- I'm not even touching you.
- Khloé. So, 10 feet away!

- You can't, you can't cross the line.
- Khloé, come on.

- Where's the line?
- Ten feet away!

That's called
intimidating the witness.

- What are you gonna do?
- It's not allowed. Not allowed.

You wanna wrestle?

Khloé definitely got
aggressive with me

in the guacamole
competition in Cabo.

And she's inching a
little too close for me.

We need security.

If you throw something at me, just
know it's gonna come back to you.

You already threw something
at me. It would be my payback.

No, Khloé would beat
the shit outta me.

You could throw something
at me. Just know.

I feel like that's the
only person on the planet

I can confidently
say that about.

But anybody else,
you're goin' down.

'Kay, try that.

Oh, my God, Kimberly,
this is gorgeous.

No, no, no. Leave
it, leave it.

I feel very defeated.

Don't feel defeated. Just
learn from the greatness.

- Yeah. Watch and learn.
- Kendall, shut up.

What I'm upset about
is that I knew better.

I knew how to do this 'cause
I've seen someone make an igloo

on social media before
and I knew what to do.

Look at the nose that I put on.

I put it on backwards.

And I brought an empty pot?

Stupidity at its finest.

Aw, what a cutie.

- I am so proud of us.
- Me too!

Obviously, we won. There was
literally not a question.

It was impossible to see.
There was no snowman.

It was ridiculous. It
was just a blob of snow.

Ours was beautiful. I
hope he's still there.

Well, I'm comin' back to
make this tough decision.

Shit.

A big pile of shit.

We are conceding
the win to you guys.

Let me put this jacket
on the champion.

I'm actually impressed as well.

I didn't think you two
morons had it in you.

Morons?

I mean, please. Helen
Keller knows that

Kendall and Kimberly are the
winners of this competition.

This way. Hold on. Ready?

We did not need a
judge for this one.

There's no arguing.

We won. I don't even
need to look at theirs.

I know we won.

Big fat losers.

I'm not a loser.

♪ Show me, show
me what you got ♪

♪ Show it off ♪

This is the same suit basically,
but his is the men's version?

- Yeah.
- You look really good.

Thank you.

I could start like this and
then I could open it up.

Yeah.

I just had a baby.
I'm eating burritos.

I ate Chinese food last night

and if I knew it was gonna be
open, maybe I wouldn't have.

Today is the Emmys. Travis
is drumming in the opening.

We decided to come
get ready at a hotel

right next to the Emmys so
that the baby could be with us.

This is the first big
public thing that I'm doing

and this is our first
real date night out

after having a baby.

What did we say? I went to
the Emmys 15 years ago...

and the look was very different.

What was your look?

I just wore this random gray...

I don't even know the designer.

I don't even know where I got
it or how I even got dressed.

- I found a picture.
- Oh, so pretty.

This hair.

I'm here for the hair, though.

I'm gonna call Kim and ask her.

Hello?

Hi. I am doing
glam for the Emmys.

We were just thinking of how the only
time I went to the Emmys was with you.

Do you remember?
And I was pregnant.

You were invited with Ryan
Seacrest, but he only had one seat

and I think I literally went with
you and did the red carpet and left.

'Cause this was 2009 when
I was pregnant with Mason.

It was, like, a dark gray
dress with this ugly bangle.

And I wore, like, a
white off-the-shoulder

- with, like, a bluish eye.
- Yeah.

And we got ready in your condo

right down the street in
Calabasas in your kitchen.

- What desperate people.
- I know. I was like, who...

- Imagine going to a red carpet and then...
- And now, your husband

is performing at the Emmys.

He's openin' the show.

'Kay. Can't wait to see
the final look. Call us.

- Okay... Love you. Bye.
- Okay. Bye.

I feel like I would never be
doing a red carpet right now

if it wasn't Travis performing and
I'm, like, going to support him.

- Mm-hmm.
- Just life with a newborn,

I, like... haven't
really gone anywhere...

- Mm-hmm.
- Besides Target once.

It feels a little soon to be
doing something like this,

but also know, okay,
this is one hour.

Enjoy it. Be in that moment.

Enjoy watching my husband
on stage, have fun,

and then, back to my bubble.

Glamming, pumping,
breastfeeding.

But you're doin' it,
you're killing it.

You're gonna see this
pump basket a lot.

That's, like, the hospital-grade
pump that you rent.

- You...
- I rent it.

So, I'm really not trying to
strike a balance right now.

I'm just... This is, like, a
one-off. Target was just a one-off.

I feel lucky that I can have the choice
to not have to rush back to work.

I want to fully raise my child

and be a stay-at-home mom.

You ready, my babe?

Yeah, we're just
gonna button up...

- Okay.
- This now

since I took some photos.

- Nice.
- Noice.

I'm not back. I'm not
back into the world.

- Should we blow Rocky a kiss?
- Let's do it. I gave him one.

- You ready?
- Yeah.

Let's do it.

But I wanna make the most
of... being at the Emmys

and being present
in that moment.

♪ And we're always
on the upswing ♪

♪ When we're together,
we have everything ♪

You guys, what a
fun trip so far.

- So fun.
- Mm-hmm.

Alright, so, what are
we gon' do tomorrow?

- What time is our flight?
- One o'clock.

Corey and I are gonna
do a whole photo shoot.

Okay, party animals.

- Alright.
- Let's it up with the peak

and the pit.

Oh, I mean, the peak was
just how great skiing was.

It just, like,
honestly was so great.

- 'Cause we came from our last ski trip...
- Mom, you could have done it.

- You really could have. Just one run.
- Yeah, yeah.

- And what was the, the pit?
- The pit of my trip was that

Kylie and Kourtney
and Rob weren't here.

- Aw. That's a great pit.
- Aw.

- Bravo to you.
- But everything about this

little trip has been fantastic.

Laying in bed and watching
my show uninterrupted.

I haven't been able to
watch a show that I want

that's, like, mature
content of murders.

'Cause you can't watch murder
shows in front of kids.

I will say my pit is that
I fell out of the car,

which none of you two assholes

- even noticed when we got here.
- What?

- I'm gonna get a bruise...
- No!

- But, like, I hurt my...
- How did you fall?

- Oh, wait.
- The ice.

. Ah. Ooh.

I slipped and you two are
just still like do-do-do.

Like, I could
literally be roadkill

- and they would still go about their day.
- I didn't even see.

You guys don't acknowledge me at
all. But that's fine. That's my pit.

And then my peak
is, I don't know,

all of it was just so
nice to be with you guys.

- We haven't done a ski trip in...
- A long time.

- A really long time.
- Yeah.

And just everything's
been great.

Okay. My peak was just being
here with all of you guys

and the pit is that the rest
of the family's not here. Same.

Um, I wanted to tell you guys something
because I hadn't told you yet, but...

you know, I went to the
doctor and I had my scan.

They found,

and this just makes me
really emotional, but...

They found a cyst and, like,
a little tumor... on my ovary.

And so, I went to the
doctor and Dr. A said that

I've gotta have my
ovaries taken out.

I'm just really emotional
about it because,

you know, they came in
handy with you guys.

I'm emotional about it

because that's where all
my kids were conceived

and that's where they
were grown, in my tummy.

And so, this very
sacred place to me.

Kourt's calling.

- Do you wanna tell Kourt?
- Yeah.

- Hi.
- Hi!

- Um...
- She's still using hers.

Mom was just telling us
something about her health.

About my health?

Her health.

Do you want to hear it?

Oh. Yeah. I'm here with my
four kids. Is that okay?

Yeah. I'm just getting
a little bit of surgery

because I have a
tumor on my ovaries,

- so they're gonna remove them and...
- Remove your ovaries?

Yeah.

But it's just, you know, the
emotional part for me is...

just having that gone.

To have a surgery and remove your
ovaries is, like, a really big deal.

I feel really sad
for her, ya know?

I couldn't even imagine being
in that situation and how, like,

you would feel really scared
to be going through that.

Listen, if I can get
through the hip replacement,

I can get through this.

I don't even... I'm not
nervous to be put to sleep.

I'm not nervous with Doctor A,
she's the best doctor in the world.

But then you go to do
it and you're like...

- I would feel the same way.
- It's so real.

I mean, I totally understand
how my mom is feeling

because I would
feel the same way.

It's like... your womanly power.

And it doesn't mean that it's,
like, taking away, you know,

who she is or what
she's experienced,

but I would feel this,
like, sentimental feeling

of what it's created.

It's also a thing about getting older
and it's, like, a sign of, like,

you... we're done with this,
you know, part of your life.

- It's a whole chapter that's just closed.
- Oh, my God.

I get her emotion behind it.
I get that it's, like, um, sad

because they have brought, ya
know, all her kids into the world,

which is totally fair, but
at the same time, like,

what are we gonna use
those for anymore?

If they're potentially hurting
you, let's get 'em outta there.

- It's so silly.
- You're gonna be okay.

- I'm sorry.
- I love you.

It's just the dumbest thing.

But I love you guys and I
just wanted you to know.

Should we have a
"farewell ovaries" party?

- Oh, my God!
- I think we should.

And we should eat everything
in the shape of...

Ugh. But let's have
an ovary party.

Kourtney, you have to be there.

- That's funny.
- I'll be there.

Well, I love you
guys and I miss you.

- We love you.
- We wish you were here.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Well, I have somethin'
to help your energy.

What are you doing?

I bought you a gift.

- What?
- I don't want you to be sad.

I'm gonna be fine.
I have you guys.

Babe, you gonna cry at
least 15 more times,

so I just want you
to have a gift.

So he got you some
Prada tissues.

- There you go.
- Corey!

Love it.

- Babe!
- Oh, my God.

- Oh, my God!
- Now those tears

- are all gone.
- Crocodile tears.

This trip did not start
off... so happy-go-lucky,

but it's ending on a
high note, and I loved...

I... You know what? I even
loved the annoying parts.

This has been a great trip.

It fits perfect.

I'm so happy we
all went to Aspen.

I mean, even though I give
Khloé a hard time for her ways,

I'm so happy we're all here.

I think these trips are just so
necessary for us as a family.

It's important to reset
and just live a little.

Oh, my God, it's amazing.

I love this.

People often ask me, what is
the best job I've ever had?

And I've always said, "Mom."

The biggest blessing in my life

was being able to give
birth to six beautiful kids.

And I wish Rob, Kourtney,
and Kylie could've been here,

but there will be many more
fabulous family vacations.

I love that you're
not sad anymore.

I'm not sad anymore.

It's amazing how new
clothes fix everything.

Next on The Kardashians...

- Your procedure is when?
- It's next Wednesday.

I always consider myself
prepared for just about anything.

It started out as, like, just
getting some ovaries removed

and then today I
got a phone call.

- I feel like Australia will be good.
- Yeah.

To be with all my kids
and no distractions.

No distractions.

Do you think I should
definitely be going?

- Yeah. Why?
- There's no paparazzi rules.

I'm starting to get
a bit of anxiety.

Rocky hasn't been
seen. I'm torn.

I'm meeting with
Gypsy Rose Blanchard.

I think she can help,
but I'm fascinated.

- Hi, Gypsy.
- Hi!

♪ Move some, we can
feel the mood come ♪

♪ If you wanna do some ♪

♪ I can feel we
vibe in the night ♪

♪ Where are you from ♪

♪ We can do the
bass now, move it ♪

♪ Come on over, turn around ♪

♪ And let me see you
throw it down right ♪

♪ Well, girl, you're lookin'
fly like a space-bound missile ♪

♪ Diamond in the sky,
see you comin' my way ♪

♪ I'm already airborne,
meet me in the middle ♪

♪ Won't you come around
I'ma wanna stay ♪

♪ But you know
it's a good time ♪

- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ I'm on cloud nine ♪

- ♪ Woo! ♪
- ♪ When you move your body like that ♪

♪ Brighter than the sunshine ♪

- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ It's a good time ♪

♪ When you move your
body like that ♪

♪ La da di da, la da di da ♪

- ♪ Woo! ♪
- ♪ La di da-da-da-da-da-da ♪

- ♪ La da di da, la da di da ♪
- ♪ Yeah! ♪

♪ When you move your
body like that ♪