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So, Eric, have you made
your Christmas list for Santa yet?
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Well, um, I was going to,
but then I turned 10.
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Steven made his.
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T-shirts.
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Well, I guess I could ask for a
cassette player for the Vista Cruiser...
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like I have for
the last... 80 years.
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But I won't get one, so I might as well
just ask for a raincoat.
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Oh, so you want
a raincoat?
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Man, remember when you used to come
downstairs Christmas morning...
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and you'd see your stocking over
the fire all filled with toys?
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Well, one year, I saw my mom's panty hose
on the radiator...
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and, uh, Uncle "Strange Man"
sleeping on the floor.
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He had a red nose though.
That's Christmassy.
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Yeah, Christmas
used to be so cool.
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- Now it's just another day.
- Okay. Okay.
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It sounds like somebody needs
a little holiday cheer.
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I know!
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You could direct the Christmas pageant
at the church.
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Hey, yeah, that's the worst idea
I've ever heard!
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Eric, you used to love that pageant
when you were a little boy.
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And you need some Christmas spirit.
And I already signed you up.
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Well, it was fun
when we were kids.
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Then again, so was eating crayons.
Yeah, okay.
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- I'll do it.
- Good. Okay, now, Steven...
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No!
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No!
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Oh.
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So you won't be in a show about
how there was no room at the inn...
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even though this innkeeper
gave you a room?
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Your guilt has
no power over me!
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I'll do it.
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Fa la la la la La la la... boned
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Guys, check this out.
It looks just like when we were kids.
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And look,
the wise-men gifts:
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Gold, myrrh, and...
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Hyde, I think this one's yours.
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That'd be my Baggie
of frankincense.
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Well, if it isn't
Mr. First-time Director.
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I thought I'd direct,
but the church board...
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whose average age is...
nearly dead...
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feels that I don't speak
to the younger generation.
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Oh, Pastor Dave, I loved last year's
Silent Night, Jazzy Night.
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It was really funny.
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It was a drama.
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You guys, you guys! Great news.
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Rudolph, Santa Claus Is Coming to Town,The Little Drummer Boy...
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They're all on TV this week!
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We can watch 'em!
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Yeah! We can wear our p.j.'s...
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and eat gumdrops
and drink Kool-Aid.
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Hooray!
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Yeah!
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Okay, guys, let's talk about
your parts.
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Okay, Eric, I want
to be the Virgin Mary.
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See, she's pure and holy
and rides a unicorn.
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No, Jackie, she doesn't
ride a unicorn.
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She does now.
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A white unicorn
with speckles.
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Write that down.
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Hey, is there anyone in this show who
just kind of lies there and does nothing?
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Um, there's the baby
in the manger.
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I call baby in the manger!
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Uh, Eric, I don't want
to play Joseph as a carpenter.
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Oh, how about if I play
him as a spaceman?
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Okay, uh, Kelso, I don't think Jesus
was the son of a spaceman.
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Oh, really? Well, where
do you think God lives?
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It's true, man.
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What the hell?
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It's the Russians!
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Aw, geez.
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Bob!
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Hey there, hi there, ho-ho-ho there!
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Bob, it's midnight.
Turn that crap off.
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What would I do that for?
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Hey, check outthe keister on Mrs. Claus.
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I know what I want for Christmas!
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Bob, are you drunk?
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I'm not sober!
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Eric, I have a little
problem with my part.
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Um, it turns out you have me
playing a wise man.
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Why can't there be
any wise women?
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Yeah, okay. I'll take that up
with the guy who wrote the Bible.
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Let me get back to you.
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Okay, Kelso, you are now
playing a wise man.
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- Or a space wise man.
- Better. Better.
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How come the foreign guy
has to play the shepherd?
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I have never herded sheep
in my life.
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Well, once, as a favor.
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Why can't I be a lifeguard?
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Or a space lifeguard.
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Then I could herd all
the ladies into the pool.
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"Into the pool, ladies!"
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Now, that's a good role.
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Okay, uh, everyone?
Everybody?
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Um, all of your ideas are all...
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um, stupid.
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Okay, moving on. Uh, at the end of the play,
when Santa comes in the door...
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- Ooh! How about...
- Kelso, I swear to God...
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if you say Space Santa,
I'm gonna kick you in the head.
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Never mind.
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Red, are you stealing Bob's
Christmas decorations?
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It's only stealing if you, uh...
if you keep it.
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I'm throwing
all this crap away.
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Oh, my God.
I'm married to the Grinch.
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I'm Mrs. Grinch.
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Well, as long as you're not
Mrs. Tattletale, we'll be fine.
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Leo, these guys are
driving me crazy in there.
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Do you know what they
think is Christmassy? Unicorns.
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Right... No, I'm sorry.
Space unicorns.
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Well, that's redundant.
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Do you have any idea what
this is gonna look like, man?
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Shark!
Everybody out of the water!
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And off with your tops!
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Make way!
Virgin Mother coming through!
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We come bearing gifts
of frankincense, myrrh...
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and Led Zeppelin IV.
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Now, let me get a look at that
cute little baby girl Jesus!
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I'm just gonna go home.
Holiday Inn's on TV.
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Now, that's Christmas.
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You can't go home, man.
This pageant's your chance...
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to spread some Christmas spirit,
and that's contagious, like V.D.
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I just... I don't think
I have it anymore, Leo.
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Ah, don't be fooled, man.
V.D. Comes back.
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No, not...
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Okay. Yeah,
I'll watch for that.
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So. Dipping into
the frankincense, I see.
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Well, no more of that. Okay? We're gonna
do this play the way it was meant to be done.
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And no spacemen.
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And anyone who doesn't like that
is no Christmas friend of mine.
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And we should be a little bit nicer to those
of us who want to watch Christmas specials.
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I mean, when Rudolph's nose
shone so bright...
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and Santa realized he could
guide the sleigh at night...
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That was a great moment
in American history.
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Kelso, Rudolph was small,
had a girlie voice...
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and I'm pretty sure he was
a little light in the hooves...
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if you know what I mean.
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Of course he was light in the hooves.
He could fly!
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I would have guessed Prancer.
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Well, you've all ignored me, so I'll take
that as a resounding vote of confidence.
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Guys, let's do this thing!
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- What on God's green earth?
- But Pastor Dave, I was just...
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I know what you were doing. I recognize
that smell from the AC/DC concert.
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I was handing out leaflets!
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- No, but I wasn't...
- Eric Forman, you're fired.
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You know what?
Fine.
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Rudolph had a girlfriend!
Her name was Clarice.
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She thought he was cute. Okay, if
anyone was gay, it was that-that Hermey.
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No straight elf
has hair like that.
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Well, as you may know by now,
I had to let Eric go.
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Wait, you fired Eric?
Who's gonna direct the play?
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I guess that responsibility
falls "unto me."
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And I am willing to be the reluctant hero
on this year's pageant...
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and whip all you
ne'er-do-wells into shape.
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Okay, kids,
that was a good one.
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Now, let's work on the scene
where you untie me.
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And action!
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Give me my
stuff back, Red!
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Don't know what
you're talking about, Bob.
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And no!
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Oh, Red, just give it back.
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You don't want anybody
to have a happy Christmas!
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Oh, you want happy?
Drink another six-pack.
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Oh, this is nice.
This is great.
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I guess we have a new tradition here:
The annual yuletide fight.
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God, can't anybody just act decent
for one freakin' day of the year?
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Well, out of
the mouths of babes, huh?
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Well, fine.
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Bob, your decorations are in the Dumpster
behind the liquor store.
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Thanks, Red.
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If I had mistletoe,
I'd kiss you.
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Yeah, well, if I had "mistlefoot,"
it'd be in your ass.
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You know what
I would like for Christmas?
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No more talk about you putting your foot
in other people's rear ends.
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Maybe next year, Kitty.
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Whoa, dudes.
What'd you do, man?
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Leo, man. We're just about
to light the Dave.
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I can't believe you guys.
You managed to bring a man of God to tears.
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I'm not crying!
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I'm talking about me, man.
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You know, you guys can hassle
your skinny friend, Eric...
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but when it comes down
to a fundamental moral core...
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he's the only one of you
that's got one.
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So, congratulations.
You've ruined Christmas.
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Oh, man. Leo's right.
I mean, this probably isn't our finest hour.
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I don't know.
It's pretty damn fine.
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Well, Jackie, you know,
since everything's ruined...
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we could... I don't know...
go home and watch Rudolph.
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Michael, those shows
are for babies.
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But I want to watch it!
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I wanna!
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Grow up, Michael.
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You never let me have any fun!
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You guys, I feel
kind of bad about Eric.
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- Yeah, maybe we should go find him.
- Yeah.
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Or we could stay here
and wrap Dave.
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- I say, get Eric!
- Come on.
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Uh, guys?
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Oh, right.
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There you go.
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Oh, honey,
you looked so sad.
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I am gonna let you open your
big Christmas present early.
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Wow, it's kind of the size of...
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And it's kind
of heavy like...
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- I knew you wanted one.
- I can't believe that you got me... a rain coat!
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See, it's London Fog!
Did I fool you?
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I put rocks in the bottom,
so it would seem heavy.
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That's clever.
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Okay, now. I'm gonna
wrap it back up.
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You can open it Christmas morning
and pretend you're surprised.
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Uh-huh. So, we got
that to look forward to.
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Okay!
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Huh?
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What's the matter, Kelso?
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Rudolph,
I can't watch you anymore.
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- My friends say I'm too old.
- Ho-Ho-Hold the phone!
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Too old for Christmas?
That's nonsense.
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Yeah, but everyone's
makin' fun of me.
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You know, Kelso, people used to laugh
and call me names.
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"They wouldn't let poor Rudolph
join in any reindeer games."
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- So, what did you do?
- I kicked 'em in the face.
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Blitzen bled like a faucet.
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Little Drummer Boy,
what are you doing here?
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- Come, they told me.
- No, but what am I supposed to do?
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All my friends are gonna think that
I'm a baby if I keep watching your shows.
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Aw, screw those dumb-asses!
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If they're too old for Christmas specials,
that's their loss.
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Can I go now?
I'm very cold.
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Kelso, as long as you really,
really believe in our magical world...
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nothing in life
can ever hurt you.
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So, I can watch.
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I can watch!
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Whoo-hoo! I can watch!
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I can watch! I can watch!
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- Look at that face.
- What a nice kid.
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I'm not too late.
I haven't missed them!
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- Hey, Dave.
- Uh, Michael?
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- A little help?
- Oh.
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00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:18,880
That wasn't fun.
One of the lights burned my neck.
239
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:26,200
You know, Pastor Dave, the only reason
we mess with you is 'cause we like you.
240
00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:28,600
You do? You do!
241
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:31,680
I'm cool! I'm cool!
242
00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:45,680
Oh, well, if it isn't the dill-holes
of Christmas past, present and future.
243
00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:49,280
We came to talk to you
about the pageant.
244
00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:52,760
- Dave said he'll un-fire you.
- 'Cause I'm cool!
245
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:55,600
And we'll do the pageant
however you want.
246
00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:58,160
Yeah, I set 'em straight, man.
247
00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:01,440
Look, Forman, just
come on back, all right?
248
00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:04,000
- Yeah, it'll be fun.
- Yeah. We can all be together.
249
00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:06,240
I mean, it's Christmas,
you know?
250
00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:08,640
Plus, we got you a present.
251
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:15,640
Oh, man.
A cassette deck.
252
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,400
You guys, thanks.
253
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:23,760
- So, you'll come back?
- Yeah, okay.
254
00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:27,960
Ohh. Merry Christmas,
Charlie Brown!
255
00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:42,040
Hey, those decorations aren't half bad.
256
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:44,840
Look, it's snowing!
257
00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:47,400
Yeah, I hooked up
the snow machine.
258
00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:51,120
Don't nobody smoke though.
This stuff might be toxic.
259
00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:55,840
Ohh, a tape player.
260
00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:58,760
Didn't know you wanted one of those!
261
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:02,080
Isn't it beautiful?
262
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:05,360
Hey, Steven.
Fix that light up there, will ya?
263
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:11,000
- Ah, I dropped my candy!
- Oh, no!
264
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:15,600
Oh! Ah, my knee!
265
00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:18,800
How's that?
266
00:20:31,060 --> 00:20:33,900
Behold! The virgin has given birth.
267
00:20:33,980 --> 00:20:37,700
Isn't he cute? He's got my eyes.
268
00:20:37,740 --> 00:20:40,460
And my hair.
269
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:43,820
Hark, we come bearing gifts!
270
00:20:45,820 --> 00:20:49,060
- Gifts from space!
- Kelso!
271
00:20:49,140 --> 00:20:52,700
No! Earth air! Toxic! Choking!
272
00:20:55,980 --> 00:20:58,260
God bless us, everyone.
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