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Come on, boys.
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Come on.
- Gee up, gee up.
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Of course, the responsibility
of being chairman
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is simply incalculable.
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The entire club relies
on my expert guidance.
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As interesting
as all of this is...
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I'm actually reporting
on the County Cup Final?
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Great Slaughter
takes on Stowington.
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Chance to finally get one over
on the local rivals?
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And here's the man
who's gonna help us to do it.
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Norman, meet Humphrey Lash,
star player and team captain.
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Humphrey used to play for
Oxfordshire Young Cricketers.
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Get it right, Hector.
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Played and set the record
for the most runs
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in an entire season.
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Who is that?
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I believe it is
Valerie Vandemeer.
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She's Stowington's
new chairwoman.
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Got given the club as
part of her divorce settlement.
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Along with all the rest...
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Ms. Vandemeer.
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Always a pleasure.
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Although I out
to point out the match
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doesn't actually start
until tomorrow...
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I'm aware of that,
Mr. "Lose-ley."
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I actually wanted a chat,
given I'm now
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leaseholder of this land.
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I've been speaking
to my accountants.
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This club hasn't paid its rent
for the last two months.
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Well, clearly these...
these a-accountants...
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I've seen the books myself.
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And you'll be aware
that our agreement states
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that if you miss another payment
then I'm allowed to kick you
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and this club to the curb...
permanently.
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A lot of potential here.
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Can I get a photo of you guys
for my article?
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Doubtless a mere oversight.
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I'll make sure you get paid
in full.
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Let's hope so.
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Or this match tomorrow might be
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the last Great Slaughter
ever plays.
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This is most exhilarating.
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The first cup final between
Great Slaughter and Stowington
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in over 30 years.
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I forgot you were
such a fanatic.
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Egg sandwiches and
cucumber on this side please.
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Vera, where would you like this?
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What is it?
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Started life
as a Victoria Sponge.
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Though I forgot halfway
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and thought I was making
a chocolate cake.
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And that was before I added
the walnuts and lemon drizzle...
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Mrs. Clam. A word.
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So, can we expect
another century today?
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Blimey.
Put pressure on a bloke.
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Don't you think it's time
for a new pair?
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Wish the quarry's
wages stretched that far.
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Still, these are my lucky ones.
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Like we said at practice, Tom.
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The bat faces this way.
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Hey!
You're late.
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Relax, old man.
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It's "coach."
And show some respect.
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I'm not sure
if anyone's told you, Coach,
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but "ze war" ended decades ago.
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It's time to move on, hey?
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We thought you'd got lost.
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Sorry, I was...
- Getting ready?
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Honestly, the way
you've been dressing up lately,
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I'd say you were out to impress.
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Heads.
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We'll bat first.
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Andy!
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Brilliant, brilliant.
I'm looking forward to it.
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Who says we show them
how it's done?
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With that thing?
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Dear, dear.
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It seems withdrawals have
been made using this chequebook.
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And judging by these stubs,
they've taken the lot.
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Who would be so despicable?
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Someone who had access
to this office,
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which could be practically
anyone on a match day.
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So in effect you're saying
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that this club hasn't got
a penny to its name?
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Ms. Vandemeer,
we were just discussing...
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Stop.
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I'm getting flashbacks to
that appalling
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amateur dramatics show
you were in.
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What?
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So you really have
no way of paying me?
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Well, um...
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The prize money.
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T-T-The prize money.
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If we win this match,
we'll have more than we owe.
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And if you don't?
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Please!
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You have seen
who our captain is?
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Yo!
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Get a jog on!
- No, no, no.
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Did you do that on purpose?
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Oi!
- Hey!
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Did you see what he did?!
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I'm sure it was
a misunderstanding.
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Yes. Of course.
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Here.
Don't give him the satisfaction.
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Care to try my Victoria,
chocolate, walnut,
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and lemon drizzle cake?
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So, Elsie, someone informs me
you've been accepted
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into nursing college.
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Start next month.
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Off to the big smoke.
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Can imagine how proud
her mum would have been.
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Excuse me.
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This arrived for you.
- Thank you.
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That's in!
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Yeah.
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Hey!
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Catch!
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Time!
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Simply superb!
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Sir? Look.
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Stop! Stop!
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Problem?
- What? Humphrey's on 111.
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Known as a Nelson.
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The unluckiest number
a cricketer can be on?
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Surely another over
wouldn't hurt?
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Play's been called,
and my boys are gassed.
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Need their rest for tomorrow.
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Whilst I appreciate
that some of us
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wouldn't know the difference
between a stump,
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silly mid on, or a googly,
tradition states...
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It's fine.
It's fine.
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Never bought into any of that
superstitious rubbish anyway.
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Well, there are several theories
as to its origins,
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the most common being
Horatio Nelson...
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the fact he had one eye,
one arm, and one leg.
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If you want to sit
somewhere else...
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No, CC Lowsley, he asked me
to keep an eye on Humphrey,
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given what's happened.
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My favourite little scorer.
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We're leaving.
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But, Dad, I've still got...
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I think it's time to go home.
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Give over, man.
I'm...
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Needed at your best
tomorrow, right?
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Let's go home.
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You don't believe in this
Nelson nonsense, do you, Sister?
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Well I've always found it
best not to judge the beliefs
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of others, even if it is
the cricketing gods.
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Hoping this one
goes down a bit better.
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Though I ran out of raspberries
and had to improvise.
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Is that Spam?
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Someone's beaten us to it.
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Well, I can tell you
I wasn't at all happy
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with the presentation
of the Scotch eggs yesterday.
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If it's
not one thing it's another.
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You don't think...
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I've deduced
this to be the fatal blow.
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Caused by the screen
falling on him?
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Certainly meant
to appear that way.
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Though the shape of the wound
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isn't consistent
with the framing.
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Observe... the lack of bruising,
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suggesting that he was already
dead by the time it fell.
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Then there's the grass-stained
drag marks on his whites.
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Implying the body was moved.
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"Yell"?
What does that mean?
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I'm not sure.
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Though I am certain
of one thing.
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Someone has used the alleged
curse of scoring a Nelson
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as a way to commit...
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Murder?
- I'm afraid so.
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Which means we'll
have to call off today's match.
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You'll do no such thing.
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But, sir, the entire club is now
a crime scene.
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Look, um, recently, there's been
a few... irregularities.
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A large... well, substantial
amount of money stolen.
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By whom?
- Could be anyone, apparently.
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But if we don't win this match
and get that prize money,
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then Valerie "No-Idea"...
sorry, Vandemeer... will.
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Of course.
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This is her.
- Sir?
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Well, Humphrey was
the only thing standing
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in her way of getting
this place.
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Arrest her on sight.
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Sir...
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We'll allow the match to go on.
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You just focus on that.
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Yeah, I guess I'll just...
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Not so fast.
Our man on the inside, huh?
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Fine. But we're relieving Button
of her scoring duties.
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Sir, we're still down a player.
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Mrs. Clam,
when you arrived this morning
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did you notice anything
suspicious?
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There was that corpse
beneath the screen thing.
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No.
We... We arrived.
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We walked up to the gate.
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Only, it was unlocked.
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Humphrey had a key?
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Not to my knowledge.
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And I definitely locked
everything up last night.
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Which means whoever did this
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must have had access
to the club.
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Mrs. Clam
finally gave me a set.
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Can practise when I want then.
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Yesterday at the match, you
and Humphrey had an altercation?
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Yeah, because he got me out.
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Couldn't stand the thought of
anyone stealing his thunder.
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I sometimes lock up
after practice.
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What was your relationship like?
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Well, we weren't on each other's
Christmas card lists.
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He clearly felt he was
above being coached.
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That looks
particularly vexatious.
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The depth and colouration
signifying an electric burn?
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I tried to do some rewiring
at home.
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Ask Elsie
if you don't believe me.
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I'm the leaseholder.
Of course I have a key.
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And now a greater chance to do
what you want with the place.
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You said it had great potential?
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That was me trying to get your
boss to actually pay his rent.
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I wouldn't know what
to do with a place like this.
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Are we done?
- Just one more thing.
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I'll compare their handwriting
samples to the paper we found.
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And I've also
acquired Humphrey's
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from his
member registration form.
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I still don't understand
why he came back.
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You know, when I took him home,
he looked ready for bed.
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Perhaps someone telephoned him
last night,
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asked to meet here.
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We've searched the entire area.
No sign of a murder weapon.
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Good work, Button.
Would you contact the GPO?
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See if anyone dialled in
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or out of Humphrey's house
last night.
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Sir, is that you?
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Huh?
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"Sam Gillespie...
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Star player for the
Steeple Hampton youth team."
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A distant memory.
- Is that a moustache?
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Yes.
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Call records, Button.
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Sir.
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Anything of interest?
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Found this in Humphrey's bag.
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I assume it was sent in that.
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There's a sender's
name and address.
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There's a page missing.
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Sir?
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What are you...
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Stepping up to the breach,
Livingstone.
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I'm a tad rusty, but I'll soon
get into the swing of things.
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Oops.
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It appears Humphrey's
wound contained traces
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of willow and linseed oil.
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Which indicates
our murder weapon...
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Was a cricket bat?
- Affirmative.
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And that piece of paper
you found?
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Doesn't match any
of our handwriting samples.
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00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,720
Equally frustrating are
the fibres on the back.
259
00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:05,000
Completely transparent,
260
00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:07,280
removing the possibility
of a dye test.
261
00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:09,760
What exactly could it mean...
"yell"?
262
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,920
So, it turns out it was
an old teammate
263
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,520
who sent Humphrey the magazine.
264
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,160
Apparently has a photo from
when they were part of
265
00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:17,640
the Oxfordshire
Young Cricketers.
266
00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:19,720
Really?
267
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:22,880
Must be this page torn out.
268
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:25,640
Annoyingly, it was
his only copy.
269
00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:28,320
Perhaps... Perhaps it's worth
contacting The Bugle.
270
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,600
They might have an archive
for this sort of thing.
271
00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:32,800
I'm sure Norman
would happily assist.
272
00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:34,960
But, sir, I was hoping
to catch the match.
273
00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:39,040
Fine.
274
00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:43,160
Anything else?
- Well, let's see.
275
00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:45,080
The rust on the gate's padlock
276
00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:46,880
made it impossible
to lift any prints.
277
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:49,920
But what I did find were
traces of methylparaben,
278
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,720
propylparaben, and butylparaben.
279
00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:55,000
Individually,
just common parabens.
280
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:58,000
Yet, combined, they make
the perfect formula
281
00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:00,080
for hand cream.
282
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:06,680
About an hour after the game
I came back,
283
00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:08,720
with some property developers.
284
00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:11,760
They think this is the perfect
spot for a housing project.
285
00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:13,280
So when you said
you wouldn't know
286
00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:14,720
what to do with the place...
287
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:18,800
We were shooting the breeze.
A conversation.
288
00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:22,520
Strange one to have,
given Great Slaughter's lead.
289
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:23,920
Unless you knew their star man
290
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,440
wouldn't be around
for much longer.
291
00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:27,200
Look, I can't say
292
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:30,480
that I'll ever understand this
insomnia cure you call cricket.
293
00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:33,600
But what I do know is
that it's just a game.
294
00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:35,840
And games can change
at any point.
295
00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:38,120
So I was looking at my options.
296
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,760
Last I checked,
that wasn't a crime.
297
00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:51,840
Norman?
298
00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:53,800
Peggy!
299
00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:55,320
Hi.
300
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:56,960
I was literally just, um...
301
00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:58,480
Do you want to...
302
00:17:58,560 --> 00:17:59,760
Or you can stand.
303
00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:02,920
Or you can...
do whatever you like.
304
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,800
Thanks.
305
00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:06,880
I need a favour.
306
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:12,840
Without wishing
to sound intrusive,
307
00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:16,400
was there a reason you
gave up the gentlemen's game?
308
00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:19,480
Couldn't find the time
once I joined the force.
309
00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:23,120
Also discovered other ways
to occupy myself.
310
00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:28,400
Excellent batting, Felix.
- Thank you.
311
00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:31,920
Victoria will undoubtedly be
"bowled over" by your efforts.
312
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:37,400
Yeah. It's just a shame
she's not here to see it.
313
00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:40,520
There'll be other times,
I'm sure.
314
00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:42,800
Is Lindsay about?
315
00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:45,640
Mrs. Clam said he went home
with Elsie.
316
00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:49,400
She was upset about Humphrey.
Inordinately so.
317
00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:52,640
Huh.
318
00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:58,600
We were seeing each other.
Couple of months now.
319
00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:04,680
I loved him.
- Did you know about this?
320
00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:06,160
Last night.
321
00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:08,200
Just before she announced
she'd given up her place
322
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,360
at nursing college.
323
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:11,560
Because of Humphrey?
324
00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:15,280
No. Because...
- Of course it was.
325
00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:17,120
Been filling her head
with nonsense.
326
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:18,800
I should have realised
what was going on
327
00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:22,440
with all the new make-up,
jewellery.
328
00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:24,600
You can't have been
best pleased.
329
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:27,440
Come on, Sam.
330
00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:29,520
You can't honestly think that...
331
00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:37,800
You know, last year,
before we lost Suzanne,
332
00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:40,080
I made her a promise.
333
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:42,000
That I'd always be around
for Elsie...
334
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:44,000
our little girl...
no matter what.
335
00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:47,560
So to think I'd do anything
that might put that at risk...
336
00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:50,080
What about you, Elsie?
337
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:53,200
Living here you have access
to your father's keys.
338
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:56,080
She was in all night.
I can vouch for that.
339
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:58,920
Vice-versa
if it puts your minds at ease.
340
00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:03,240
Come on, please, let's just get
back to the game.
341
00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:09,280
Bowling!
- Good shot.
342
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:20,000
Break.
343
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:23,880
Magnificent innings,
Livingstone.
344
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:26,800
Thank you, sir.
345
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:28,880
Lunch is served!
346
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,480
With me.
347
00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:38,760
Thank you.
348
00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:55,160
Ooh! I do love
a good bin rummage.
349
00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:56,640
Find anything interesting?
350
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,520
I think I just might have.
351
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:25,760
Bingo.
352
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:27,560
We have our murder weapon.
353
00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:30,840
Both the willow and linseed oil
match that on Humphrey's wound.
354
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:32,720
Well done, Felix.
355
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:34,880
But perhaps most significant,
356
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,120
uncovered beneath
the fibreglass...
357
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:38,840
several hairs.
358
00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:40,200
The colour
and microscopic features
359
00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:41,400
suggest they belong to...
360
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:43,000
Andy Fitch?
361
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:44,400
Well, how did you...
362
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:46,360
Turns out he'd invited
two guests to the match.
363
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:48,400
A background check from Button
364
00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:51,960
identifies them as
professional cricket scouts.
365
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:55,840
I know how it looks,
but... but I didn't kill him.
366
00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:58,600
After I was run out
I went home, left my bat here.
367
00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:02,120
When I turned up this morning,
it was gone.
368
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:05,200
Why didn't
you report it missing?
369
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:10,800
I was worried how it might look,
given that barney we had.
370
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:12,520
And the fact that he'd
371
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:14,600
potentially sabotaged
your career?
372
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:17,480
I just wanted a chance.
373
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:21,160
To show them my potential,
escape a life in that quarry.
374
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:23,600
He must have spotted them,
decided to get me out.
375
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:25,680
The kinda bloke he was.
376
00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:30,520
Where is it?
My bat.
377
00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:34,640
It shattered on impact,
I'm afraid.
378
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:41,720
Might not even matter.
Those scouts ain't coming back.
379
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:44,480
Reckon I've blown any future
I had in this game.
380
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:49,920
So have you been playing long?
381
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,840
Yeah, since I was a little kid,
actually.
382
00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:54,480
I have to say,
your uniform looks...
383
00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:56,600
All right, Peggy?
384
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:01,240
Yep. Just trying to have
a conversation.
385
00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:02,880
Sports editor has got
the entire collection.
386
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:04,560
Part of their archives.
387
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:06,440
Thanks so much, Norm.
388
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:08,960
Actually, Peggy,
I was wondering if,
389
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:10,320
if you're free later,
390
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:11,720
maybe you fancy a trip to
the picture...
391
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:13,800
and you're gone.
392
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:20,200
A few of my boys
fell ill unexpectedly,
393
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:22,200
so we had to regroup.
394
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:25,880
These guys are from Australia
and the West Indies.
395
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:28,160
Helping with a project
I'm hoping to start.
396
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:31,040
And you expect me
to swallow that codswallop?
397
00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:33,080
I mean, you've clearly just gone
and...
398
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:35,840
Found replacements
for those unable to play?
399
00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:37,520
A bit like you did this morning.
400
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:39,600
What?
401
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:47,960
Why would anyone tear this out?
402
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:50,960
Could do a background check
on the players?
403
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:52,840
Might be a link to our suspects.
404
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:54,080
Good idea, Button.
405
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:01,200
Whoa!
406
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:08,680
No-ball!
Bowler's foot was over the line!
407
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:15,400
Needs glasses, that one.
408
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:17,600
I've been thinking.
409
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:19,400
Even if there's something
in this photo,
410
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:21,760
it's hardly a coincidence that
Humphrey died at the same time
411
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:23,960
someone was stealing
from the club.
412
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:26,080
Either way, the chances
of them winning it back
413
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:28,160
are getting slimmer
by the wicket.
414
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:35,400
For those of you tuning in,
we bring you news
415
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:37,240
of Great Slaughter's
emphatic defeat
416
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:38,840
at the hands of Stowington,
417
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:41,960
Who will now receive the
much-coveted winner's cheque.
418
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:55,600
A cheque.
419
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:57,680
How was the money
being stolen again?
420
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:22,720
It appears our thief
421
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,800
was none other
than Humphrey himself.
422
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:30,360
So maybe someone found out,
decided to teach him a lesson.
423
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:33,480
Or perhaps they were
an accomplice,
424
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:35,440
wanted it all for themselves.
425
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:39,160
Sir, I've just had
a message from the GPO.
426
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:40,720
Someone did ring Humphrey's
house last night.
427
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:43,120
Do you have a number?
- Yes, sir.
428
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:46,040
Although it doesn't belong to
a particular person.
429
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:55,160
So, once these are out...
430
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:56,600
Then Stowington are batting,
431
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:58,680
and we haven't given them
much of a target.
432
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:06,640
Give me strength.
Tom! The other way!
433
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:18,880
Did I hit it?
434
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:21,760
Great Slaughter all out for 210.
435
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:24,320
Very good.
436
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:28,520
I'm beginning to like this game.
437
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:30,120
Right, listen to me.
438
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:33,200
We are having an
emergency practice session.
439
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:34,800
I'm sorry?
440
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:36,960
So you should be after
that spineless performance.
441
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:39,040
Half of this lot
couldn't bat an eyelid.
442
00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:42,080
They did their best, Hector.
- Their best?
443
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:43,880
Sorry, but aren't you the chap
444
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:46,520
that led entire squadrons
into battle?
445
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:49,080
Or did you leave
your fighting spirit up there?
446
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,560
Come on, lads.
- What?
447
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:54,520
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
448
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:57,640
Come back here.
Come here immediately!
449
00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:02,240
Ple-e-e-ase?
450
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:07,760
None of the neighbours
saw anyone use
451
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:09,840
the telephone last night.
452
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:14,520
Anything?
- Aside from severe neck ache?
453
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,920
It seems the receiver's
been handled too frequently
454
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,560
to find a clear print.
455
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:20,000
So that's it?
456
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:22,360
We've no way
of knowing who called Humphrey.
457
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:26,960
What is it?
458
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:34,480
A flowerhead.
459
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:37,360
Evidently fallen
from a piece of jewellery.
460
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:40,360
And I know exactly who
it belongs to.
461
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:44,680
Given what we
now know, might I assume
462
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:47,960
that bracelet was purchased
using the club's finances,
463
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:50,480
along with the other items
you've started wearing?
464
00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:53,600
What happened last night?
465
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:56,920
We got back from the pub,
Dad fuming.
466
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:01,160
I, went up to my room,
467
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:03,920
waited till he fell asleep.
468
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:07,880
Then I snuck out,
called Humphrey.
469
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:09,640
We'd always meet at the club.
470
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:12,200
I told him Dad knew.
471
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:14,600
But I didn't care
472
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:17,720
because it meant no more hiding.
473
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:20,600
He seemed happy, told me
I could stay at his.
474
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:25,160
And as we left I...
475
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:28,720
he said he'd forgotten
something inside.
476
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:31,280
That's when I saw
the office lights on.
477
00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:33,080
What are you doing?
- Hello, darling.
478
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:36,960
It's, a little gift for us.
479
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:39,640
Wait. You're not stealing
from the club?
480
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:41,920
Well, there wouldn't be
a club without me.
481
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:45,680
And if the star player
can't treat himself...
482
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:47,760
Or you for that matter.
483
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:54,200
No.
You can't do this.
484
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:56,520
Excuse me.
485
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:58,760
I can do whatever I like.
486
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:02,840
Dear.
487
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:05,240
Trust me, sweetheart.
488
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:06,320
There'll be
bigger disappointments
489
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:08,000
than me in your life.
490
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:13,640
I saw who he really was
for the first time.
491
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:16,120
And I just left.
492
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:18,960
Came back here.
- Els?
493
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:21,720
Elsie was with Humphrey
at the club last night.
494
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:23,440
But I didn't kill him, Dad.
495
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:28,480
And it wasn't because of him why
I gave up my college place.
496
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:32,240
I do still want to be
a nurse one day.
497
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:34,320
But before then
498
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:37,640
I'd actually like to travel
a bit, see the world.
499
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:43,520
Losing Mum made me realise...
500
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:45,400
we're only here once.
501
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:49,040
You're right, love.
We are.
502
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:56,920
You're still here, sir?
503
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:04,480
Over 150 years old, this place.
504
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:06,560
Survived two world wars.
505
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:11,040
I can't quite accept
that it might all end...
506
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:16,680
...and I couldn't stop it.
507
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:21,200
Sir...
508
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:27,120
As much
as I admire everything you do...
509
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:32,000
you know, the cricket,
the amateur dramatics,
510
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:35,360
the church bell ringing...
511
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:37,520
Morris dancing.
512
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:41,240
Yeah. That too...
513
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:47,720
There perhaps comes a point
where you should ask for help.
514
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:51,720
And stop trying
to do everything yourself.
515
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,000
When I joined this club,
516
00:30:56,080 --> 00:31:01,360
the first thing that the members
reminded me of was its motto.
517
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:04,000
Unum quadrigis simul.
518
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:08,400
"One team together."
519
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:12,240
Maybe you should remember
that as well.
520
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:34,600
Someone's eager.
521
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,960
Or a cynical evasion
of Mrs. Clam's breakfast.
522
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:39,960
No, I just keep
thinking about this paper.
523
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:41,240
Surely there's something
we've missed?
524
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:43,040
Some clue as to our killer?
525
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:45,200
Given your
discernible frustration,
526
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,280
said clue is yet to materialise?
527
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:50,600
Morning.
528
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:52,320
You're looking
very bright, Button.
529
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:54,440
Thought I'd wear something nice
for the last day of the match.
530
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:56,920
Well, yellow suits you.
- Thank you.
531
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:01,760
Of course. Yellow.
532
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:04,640
The fibres on the back
of this paper.
533
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:08,240
I didn't run any initial tests
due to them being colourless,
534
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:09,680
when in fact
535
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:12,040
clothing can be a mixture
of coloured fibres
536
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:14,720
and colourless ones
which contain fluorescein,
537
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:17,440
the latter being invisible
to the naked eye.
538
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:18,720
Yet...
539
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:20,800
Where is it?
540
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:26,120
When examined under UV...
541
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:30,080
Look at that.
542
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:33,920
We can determine which colour
of clothing they belong to.
543
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,320
"Yell,"
short for "yellow."
544
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:38,960
So it's a label
for someone's clothes?
545
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,280
Why would anyone label
their clothes by colour?
546
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:44,520
If they were unable
to tell the difference?
547
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:45,840
Colourblind, perhaps?
548
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:48,360
Yellow.
Colourblind.
549
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:50,720
But that doesn't make any sense.
550
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:55,000
Anyway, sir, I followed up
on some of the other players.
551
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:57,200
Not a single connection
to any of our suspects.
552
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:04,440
Why would someone tear
this page out?
553
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:08,640
Well, knock me for six.
554
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:14,840
Sam.
555
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:17,160
Can we have a word?
556
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:19,280
Sam.
What are you...
557
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:22,720
Wait.
You can't still think...
558
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:25,400
We discovered some yellow fibres
559
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:27,320
on some paper
at the crime scene.
560
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:30,560
Ones reminiscent of the jumper
that you wore
561
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:31,840
on the day of the murder.
562
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:34,440
Though it's
the colourblind aspect
563
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:36,000
which was most perplexing.
564
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:39,080
What on earth are you...
- The signs were there.
565
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:43,040
Namely your electrocution burn
gained through rewiring,
566
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:45,080
implying a failure
to differentiate
567
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:46,400
between red and green.
568
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:49,040
Yet, if you were colourblind,
569
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:51,200
you'd have been ineligible
to join the RAF,
570
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:53,880
let alone become wing commander.
571
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:56,800
We found a copy of this
in Humphrey's bag.
572
00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:58,280
There was a photo missing,
573
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:01,160
which we thought might relate
to his death.
574
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:06,200
Turns out it's what's on the
other side that really mattered.
575
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:07,920
Lindsay Calder-Marshall.
576
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,640
Taking part
in an RAF charity game.
577
00:34:10,720 --> 00:34:14,440
Except that person isn't you.
578
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:21,600
During the war,
579
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:25,880
we were stationed
on the same base in Italy.
580
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:29,440
Him in the RAF, me in the Army.
581
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:30,760
You being?
582
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:32,840
Scott Ellis.
583
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:37,320
Private Scott Ellis.
584
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:38,360
What?
585
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:39,800
Els.
586
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:41,920
What are you talking about, Dad?
587
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:45,440
Sweetheart, listen.
I came from the slums.
588
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:47,400
A world you can't even imagine.
589
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:49,520
If you'd found a way
to escape...
590
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:52,400
Escape?
What are you saying?
591
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:54,880
The war was ending.
592
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:56,040
But we still had to fight.
593
00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:58,880
Them in the air,
us on the ground.
594
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:01,800
And during that last offensive,
595
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:03,760
I found him,
596
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:06,880
his plane shot down,
his body just...
597
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:09,360
Well, this was my chance.
598
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:13,040
And nobody realised?
599
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:15,200
Barely anyone survived
that last day.
600
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:20,520
And he was a bachelor.
No real family.
601
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:25,760
Not long after, I was demobbed,
so I returned to Britain,
602
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:27,920
moved as far away from home
as I could
603
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,880
to a place
called Great Slaughter
604
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:33,560
and built the most amazing life
for myself.
605
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:37,880
Did she know? Mum?
606
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:39,720
I told her
before we got married.
607
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:42,840
She helped me keep it a secret.
608
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:45,880
She labelled your clothing.
609
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:49,160
Hence no handwriting match.
610
00:35:49,240 --> 00:35:51,520
So what happened with Humphrey?
611
00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:54,960
After I went to bed last night,
I couldn't sleep.
612
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:59,120
Then I heard Elsie sneak out.
I saw my keys were missing.
613
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:03,760
So I decided to come up here
and have it out with them both.
614
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,880
But by the time I arrived,
she'd gone.
615
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,240
You're disgusting.
616
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:17,800
Chasing girls half your age?
617
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:20,000
You don't get to lecture me.
618
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:22,560
The man whose entire life
has been one big lie.
619
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:27,520
Came in the post today.
620
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:33,480
I couldn't believe it
when I was flicking through.
621
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:39,280
You can't tell anyone.
622
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:40,840
I'm going to tell everyone.
623
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:42,320
When they all know the truth,
624
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,240
I'll get little Elsie
all to myself.
625
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:46,360
Hey!
626
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,320
You're pathetic.
627
00:37:03,720 --> 00:37:05,720
I couldn't let him leave.
628
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:14,000
And then I realised I could
make it look like an accident.
629
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:16,000
The curse of the Nelson.
630
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:18,520
We're all waiting.
631
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:21,560
Get away from me.
You're a liar.
632
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:24,800
No, you're right.
I was never Lindsay.
633
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:26,840
I was never
an RAF wing commander.
634
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:30,320
But the one thing
I always was is your father
635
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:32,160
and your mum's husband.
636
00:37:32,240 --> 00:37:36,040
Those things were entirely me
and always will be.
637
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:51,800
Now, I appreciate
that a lot's happened recently.
638
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:58,600
Captain murdered, coach stealing
the identity of a war hero.
639
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:03,320
I also appreciate
that I haven't helped things.
640
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:05,600
The truth is I've...
641
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:07,640
I've discovered
that the club is facing
642
00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:10,520
severe financial difficulties,
643
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:14,840
and if we lose today's match
we will cease to exist.
644
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:20,360
Now I-I realise that I should
have told you all sooner.
645
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:23,600
I also realise
that I need to stop trying
646
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:26,720
to do everything myself,
647
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:30,800
whether it's my work
or other commitments,
648
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:34,280
theatricals, bell ringing.
649
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:36,360
My flower arrangements.
650
00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:41,360
Which is why I am taking
a step back from the team.
651
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:43,800
Luckily I've found a chap
652
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:47,920
who's actually played
on a winning cricketing team!
653
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,080
Not a word, Sister.
654
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:51,720
Let's hope you're on form today.
655
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,800
Because of the club
and yourself.
656
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:58,520
I called them yesterday.
I explained everything.
657
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:00,600
And they're excited
to see you play.
658
00:39:02,240 --> 00:39:03,760
Thank you.
659
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:10,160
So, if this does turn out
to be our final game,
660
00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:12,520
just get out there...
661
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:15,880
and ruddy well
make Great Slaughter proud!
662
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:21,120
That's it.
663
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:24,320
So, gather it into your chest,
make sure you don't drop it.
664
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:28,160
These two look pretty handy,
so we'll do two on the boundary.
665
00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:29,680
Who's feeling brave?
666
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:31,000
Okay, perfect.
667
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:32,680
We're gonna start
with one of you two.
668
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:35,960
Felix, you bowl first.
There you go.
669
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:37,040
Come on, boys.
670
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,120
Yes!
671
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:52,800
Yeah!
672
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:56,080
Catch it!
- Yes!
673
00:39:58,200 --> 00:39:59,440
Ball in!
674
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:12,520
Yes!
675
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:18,760
Now, come on!
Come on now, move down!
676
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:20,400
Move!
Move your little feet!
677
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:22,680
That's it! Move, move, move!
Come on!
678
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,840
Catch it!
679
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:33,280
Very good.
680
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:36,200
Um, excuse me.
681
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:46,960
Dotty!
682
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:18,400
Wait!
683
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:21,440
Excuse me.
684
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:23,800
You realise what
this means, don't you?
685
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:27,320
Bowl one more player out
and we win the match.
686
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:32,160
But regardless, you've done me
and the club proud.
687
00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:35,640
Unum quadrigis simul.
688
00:41:35,720 --> 00:41:36,920
Thank you, sir.
689
00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:04,720
Catch it!
690
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,080
Yes!
691
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:20,280
Go on, lad!
Good man.
692
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:39,800
Excited to move forward
with you.
693
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:41,680
Our pleasure.
- Thank you.
694
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:43,840
Marvellous.
Thank you very much.
695
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:46,640
And some silver.
696
00:42:46,720 --> 00:42:48,720
Thank you.
697
00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:54,880
Perhaps as a consolation prize,
698
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:56,320
I could offer you some tickets
699
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:59,320
to our next appalling
amateur dramatics show.
700
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:03,480
I'll be giving my Bottom
in "Midsummer Night's Dream."
701
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:06,360
Just pay your rent on time.
702
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:08,240
Actually, the consolation
will be us
703
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:10,200
winning back that trophy
next year.
704
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:14,600
These past few days.
705
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:18,520
Something kinda special
about that leather on willow.
706
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:22,240
Though I'll now be building
the strongest team possible.
707
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:23,720
Well, as the saying goes,
708
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:28,040
the bigger they are,
the harder they fall.
709
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:31,280
Fighting talk, Lowsley.
We'll see.
710
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:35,600
Sir.
711
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:38,160
Come here, Gillespie!
712
00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:39,920
No, sir...
- Yes, yes, yes, yes!
713
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,720
You're one of the team now.
714
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:44,520
You can't escape.
715
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:46,640
If everyone could
sort of move in.
716
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:53,360
After me.
Three, two, one.
717
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:55,440
Great Slaughter!51944
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