All language subtitles for Hungama English

Fun and excitement..

Fun and excitement..

Fun and excitement..

...all the fun and excitement

Fun and excitement..

...all the fun and excitement.

Is it love, or a battle?
A colour you can't see..

I can figure out nothing, Lord!

Fun and excitement..

Everyone's all tied up,
what predicament is this?

They walk together,
and yet's there a tussle

Everyone's all tied up,
what predicament is this?

They walk together,
and yet's there a tussle

To make them see reason..

Tis difficult to
make them see reason

The actors that
perform in this play..

...they do perform a drama.

Fun and excitement..

Fun and excitement..

Fun and excitement..

...all the fun and excitement..

Fun and excitement..

...all the fun and excitement.

Hurry! It's time for school.

Jungleel Rascal!
Idiot! - Step on the brakes!

You're a girl, and you abuse me?
- You want me to applaud you?

Why did you push me?
- When did I? You ran into me.

You deliberately rammed into
me and now you're talking back!

I know roadside loafers like you.
You see a girl and get into the act!

Watch your tongue!
You broke the button on my shirt..

...and now you're calling me a loafer?
where will I get a button from?

How about the dress
which you spoilt?

You know what the
laundry bill comes to?

Can't you wash your own clothes?
- Had I the time..

I'd show you what else I can wash.
- Go, get lost

Get going! - Go, go away.

Get going! - Go, go away.

Move.

God! I didn't know
you'd have such daring.

You came away to Mumbai
without telling anyone at home.

What would you have
done if I wasn't here?

It didn't occur to me at all.
Had I stayed there another day..

...my mother would've got me
married to the local landlord's son

So what's wrong? You have
to marry someone, don't you?

But that chap's a nut.
He's a real moron

My father had borrowed
a lot of money from his father..

...for my education and
for my mother's treatment

My father died under
the burden of the debt..

...and he's now pestering my mother.

He says,
if you can't repay the debt..

...have your daughter
married to my son

He doesn't even want any dowry.
- You mean your life is..

...the sum total of
the debt and the interest

So what do you want to do?
- I must find a job at any cost

I've got to repay the debt
and get rid of the landlord

Any job will do.
- Easier said than done, Anjali

I'm living here with
a friend who's an air-hostess

She'll be here by 10:30 next Friday.
Till then, you can stay here

But once she arrives, it'll
be difficult for you to live here

I'm sorry, but you mustn't
take that badly, Anjali

I've got enough money to
see me through a couple of months

If only I could find
a room till I find a job

Let's see what we can do.
I'm getting late. I must leave

Bye!

When love is one-sided,
it's a punishment..

When love is one-sided,
it's a punishment

when love is requited, it's fun

Quiet! we're talking about life
and death and you're hollering away!

Stupid! Come around, darling. - No

So it has to do with love!
I'll sing a romantic number..

...the lady will immediately agree.
- I've agreed. For a divorce

I'm not giving it to you!-
I've got great number for divorce..

...but it's a bit romantic and..
- Sing it for your wife!

Stupid! Idiot! Fool!

Now sing a song for losses!

Sir.. - You're more
of a mosquito repellent!

You've been driving
the customers away

I'll be a great singer some day,
sir. That is my dream.

Pipe-dream.
Go away - Today's the 4th., sir..

When did I say it's the 34th?
- My salary...?

I have it all worked out.
300 bucks. Let me have it

But we settled at 4000 rupees.
- Sure, we did.

You do get a salary of 4000.
But who pays for your stay here?

Who pays for your
food and your laundry?

It works out to 4300. Your salary's
4000. So let me have 300 rupees

But this is a fraud, sir! - Really?

So go and find another job.
Get lost!

Hey Bholu! Your milk's getting
thinner and thinner every day

Are you pouring water in it?

I swear, I've never
adulterated milk with water.

But yes,
I do adulterate water with milk.

Buy it, if you can afford it.
or forget it.

Hello, Nandu! How are you?
why don't you sing a song as usual?

Sing, my foot! I've heard
the mosquitoes singing all night.

Don't you have a
mosquito net in the room?

Forget a mosquito net, it
doesn't even have a roof and walls.

I slept on the railway platform. -
You must think of me at such times.

I have a great place.
It's going cheap.

But you'll need to pay
me a commission for that.

500 rupees.
- I will. But where is it?

I'll show you..
do you have a wife? - Wife?!

You know Popat, the moneylender?
He lets out his room very cheap.

But only to married couples. - Why?

Because his wife's an amazing dish.
He's terribly suspicious about her.

Where will I find a wife?
- Am I not here?

You're crazy! If I tell
Popat that you're my wife..

What rubbish! what I'm saying
is that I'll find you a wife

I'll charge extra
commission for that.

Are you a milkman or a commission
agent? - I'm an all rounder

You indeed are a fast guy.

Where's the other lady?
- She's taking a bath.

Quickly take the milk.
I've got work to do.

You're the one I was waiting for,
Bholu. - what is the matter?

That's my friend, Anjali.
She's looking for a room.

Low rent. will you find one?
- There is a room. Very cheap.

But only for married couples.

Are you married? - No.

She doesn't know anyone in town.
But Bholu knows everyone.

Bholu, Bholu the good boy..
- That's enough.

Will you give me a commission?
- I will.

All right, I'll find
a fake-husband for her then.

So you're thinking
of leaving your house?

Strange games God plays.

Here I am waiting to quit
the dingy hole I'm living in..

...and settling in a palace

And you! You're quitting
a readymade palace.

If you had a father like mine..

...you'd have found my palace
to be smaller than your dingy hole

But what is the problem? -
Ever since I've finished college..

I've been begging for
money to start a business

whenever I talk about money,
it's as if I've stepped on his tail!

This is the limit!
- You have just one way, my friend.

Change your father. - What?

Woo a rich girl, get married..

...and become the heir
to her father's riches.

You're poking fun at me?
- I'm not kidding.

I've even scored with a girl.
Teja, the garbage king's daughter.

You've heard of him, haven't you?
It's his only daughter. Madhuri.

The garbage king's daughter and you?
Don't forget your status.

Do you even have the money to buy
her a box to collect the garbage?

I don't, but Radhesham Tiwari's
son can buy even the garbage king..

...not just a garbage can. - Tiwari?
owner of Anjali Industries?

Right. Anjali Foods, Anjali
Chemicals, Anjali Pharmaceuticals..

...and several other Anjali's
under my father's belt.

You told her that you
are Radhesham Tiwari's son?

Yes. Don't lose hope, my friend

The more thick-skinned..

...you are in money matters,
the better it is for you.

Harass your father so
much with your demands..

...he'll give you something
some day or the other.

Dad, one last time. Are you
giving me the money or aren't you?

You've been asking me for years
and I didn't give you anything.

Here you are. Start whatever
business you want to with this.

10 rupees! You're poking fun at me?
- Hear that?

He thinks 10 rupees is too little!

My grandfather ran
the family with it.

My father arrived in
this city with just 10 rupees.

And this is just
what I got in my dowry.

Ma, say something.
Please. - what will I say, my son?

I asked him for a diamond necklace.
He didn't give that to me either.

He sold the land in the village
yesterday. He got eight million.

Let alone taking a look, I
didn't even get to smell the money.

He's put it all in the safe.-
Shout! Yell as much as you want to.

There's eight million
lying in the house..

...and you refuse to give me 750,000?
- I spend a lot of money..

In your education,
boarding and maintenance.

You aren't getting a penny more.

Who will give me the money,
if not you, Papa?

What will I do? - Rob and steal.

But don't ask me for the money.
- I can't take it anymore.

If you don't give me the money,
I'm leaving this house.

Sure, go away. - I'm leaving!

Jitu.. Jitu..

I've made enquiries.

Radhesham Tiwari's bungalow
in Pali Hill is lying vacant.

There's no one there
except a care-taker.

When the garbage king gets to know,
he'll put you through a ringer!

I'll marry Madhuri
before he does that.

Once the marriage has taken place,
it'll all be over.

He's the bride's father.
The only daughter.

What will he do? He'll have
to accept me as his son-in-law.

Are you out of your mind?

First tell me what's to be
done with my father, the villain.

Did you ask him for the money?
- Have I been talking in Hebrew?

He's sitting on his money like
a snake. He won't give me a penny!

What did he have to say?
- He asks me to rob and steal.

He'll fight my case for free.
- Nice idea.

So rob and steal.
Best business. No capital required.

What does he do for a living?
- With a tanpura around his neck..

...he goes around singing.
- You mean he's a beggar!

I'll have to live with a beggar?
- No beggar, a large-hearted man.

Here he comes.

Sorry, I'm late.

You? - You!

So you know each other? That's good.
There won't be any problem then.

I'm not staying with this thug!

You think I'll willingly
move in with a witch?

You call me a witch?
- No, you are a witch's mother..

...a grandmother, everything.
You're from a family of witches!

You..

Priya, let's go. - Anjali..

...don't act like a child.
My roommate is arriving tomorrow.

You must some how find a place!
Adjust with him for now..

Later, we'll find another place.
- Hey boss.. listen to me.

In Bombay, you got to pay
even to sleep on the pavements.

And that's so dangerous. If someone
drives over, you're dead and gone.

Bholu, she agrees. - So does he.

According to Popat's condition..

...the two of you must
look like a married couple.

So here's the bridal necklace.
That will cost another 50 rupees.

Here, put it on her.

Hey! I'm not letting any Tom Dick
or Harry put the necklace on me.

Let me put it on you then.

Go.. go..

She's waiting for a prince
to come along. Give it to her.

One minute. I'll put it on her.

Popat-seth, save my life!

What's the matter, waghmare? -
I caught a thief with 50,000 rupees.

But I'm diabetic, you see.
I went to take a leak..

...and the thief escaped
with the money. - How?

I have decided. I'm not
going to trust a thief ever again.

That's right.
- You know what Inspector Rane says?

He says I took 50,000 from
the thief and I helped him escape!

Rane has gone an filed a
First Information Report against me!

Do you I think I'm that sort of
a man? - This is the first time..

I'm hearing of something like this.
- If I don't keep 50,000..

...on Rane's table, I'll lose my job!
- No, I'll give you the money.

But I'll charge 10 per
cent interest. - why 10 per cent?

I'll return all the money to you.
I swear!

I'll take all the money.
But my interest will be 10 per cent.

10 per cent? - Yes

And you'll have to pawn something
too. - Sure, I've brought it.

The papers of my room
and the stamp papers.

How often have I told you?
Go inside!

You see a stranger around
and you come running!

Come on, quickly!

Look, they've arrived.

Hello! How are you? - Hello!

When did you get married?
- Very recently.

And you said..
- It's quite some time, really.

You don't eat non-veg food,
do you? - No.

You won't leave each
other and run away, will you?

Are you in a cattle market, sir?
why worry about such detail?

Let me make it clear.
She's the wife, he's the husband.

Give them the keys, and the
commission to me. You get that?

You've brought the advance?
- Sure, here it is.

All right.
You can stay here from today itself

Dulari, show them to their room.

Murder of an elderly couple
for money. Servant arrested.

See this?

When I asked you to do all the
chores and not employ servants..

...what did you say to me?
That I'm a miser.

But look at what you
get when you employ servants!

You'll sleep at home
and wake up in hell!

Oh yes, nice heaven
I'm living with you in.

Jeetu, my son! You've come back!

The way you left, I thought you'd
never look back at this house again.

Well? You went broke
and missed the free food?

Have a couple of morsels if you wish.
But you're not getting a penny!

Daddy, I'm here to seek your
blessings and sweeten your tongue.

I've started a new business.
- Really? what business?

Electronics, Mother. DVD players,
CD players.. it's a big showroom.

It must've taken a lot of
investment? - I invested 750,000..

...and the bank financed
me with the rest of the 6 million.

750,000 rupees?
where did you get the money?

You are the one who showed
me the right path, daddy.

What path did I show you?
- You asked me to rob and steal.

So I did.

I got to know that there
was a lot of money in a house.

I went there in
the dead of the night.

The husband and
wife were fast asleep.

I took the key from under the pillow,
took the money from the safe..

...and kept the keys back! -
They must've called the cops by now!

They don't even know as yet.
But now they'll discover.

But which house did you rob, son?
- This one, Papa.

It's the money you got from selling
the land? That's the one I stole.

So you robbed your father!
Snake in the grass!

When I asked him for it, he didn't
give it to me. He asked me to steal.

Now how could a son
disobey his father?

It was unaccounted money anyway.
Let the cops arrive.

I'll tell them everything and the
two of us will go to jail together.

Tell me the truth.
Is he really my son?

I'm convinced now!
He's truly your son!

My darling son..
my good boy aren't you?

Return Papa's money, my son!
- That's not possible.

Are you sure? - Sure.

Get out of this house then!
- That's what I came for.

Lord! Protect my son!

Yes.

I'm told that this house
is to be sublet. Is it true?

Not true. - Who are you?

You walk into my house
and ask me who I am?

There was this chap, Pandu..
who used to dust and swab the floor.

Isn't he there? - What work is it?

It's in his own interests.
He'd have made an extra buck.

But if he's not here, I must leave.

Sir! Sir! I'm Pandu!

Can't you believe me...?
Here you are!

So this is the real movie!
That was only a trailer?

Pandu's mysterious ways, sir.
Come on in, sir.. welcome.

This way, please..

As Lord Krishna says..
how about a small drink?

No. - I'll have one

Without any soda or water? - No

Nothing at all? - No.

The boss has kept
the liquor for guests.

But the guests will come
only when the boss is here.

I didn't want the booze to get spoilt.
I kept taking small drinks..

...and pouring in
small amounts of water.

And now, there's just water in it!

Pandu, you're a very smart man.
- Not at all, sir.

The moment I saw you,
I knew I had met a thief in you.

All I wanted to say to you
was that I was as good as you are.

You mentioned something about money.

You live here all alone,
don't you? - Yes..

The boss hasn't even looked
at this place for years.

Despite being such a rich man,
he lives like a villager.

The lawyers and the managers carry
the accounts to him in the village.

To pay me a salary, he has maintained
such a big house in the city!

If you could get some
cream apart from this salary..

...what do you think about it?
- Great idea.

In that case, Radhesham Tiwari's
son is living here from tomorrow.

Me.

Me!

First class!

Sheru, is your information accurate?

Absolutely certain, Garbage King..
I mean, Teja-bhai.

Who's he?
- It's Radhesham Tiwari's son.

Is it the Radhesham Tiwari of
the multi-million Anjali Industries?

Yes. - He said, he'll marry you?

Tell me the truth.
Else, I'll kill you!

He's been wanting to meet you.

I swear it on the scales!
You're really my little girl!

I knew you'd find a
gem even in the garbage!

Hey! Get out! - This is my bed!

Your bed?
I pay half the rent of this house!

Does the other half
land from the skies?

All right. let's draw
lots with your name and mine.

Whichever name the chit
comes up with, gets the bed. Okay?

All right. Go ahead.

One moment. I'll pick it.
- All right. As you wish you.

Anjali! Now move.. Go away

What are you staring for? Go away.

Get up..
what are you up to? - What?

Can't you sleep quietly?
- When I lie on the floor..

...the cold gets to my bones
and I start snoring. Like this..

It's more like an explosion!
I need quiet when I sleep!

So go and sleep on the roof!
I can't sleep quietly on the floor.

All right, go and rot in the bed.

I need peace,
not a bed to sleep on! Go on!

Ok.

Pandu..

The garbage!

Wash your eyes!
- It's the garbage king!

Remember what I told you?

You won't get a penny
if you mess up. Hurry up now!

Hello, sir, hello.

Mr. Anil...? - He's on the phone.

Don't keep calling
me for 15 or 20 million.

Take it from the
drawer in my office.

What happened about the car?
The Ferrari? No way.

It's become very common nowadays.
Sachin has one too.

I want a Rolls Royce.
Three, in fact.

One for me, one for my daddy..

...and I want to donate
one to my future father-in-law.

I'm Teja-bhai. - Who?

The garbage.. - Garbage! Sorry..

There's no garbage here.
Go away. - I'm Madhuri's father.

Father-in-law!
I'm sorry, I did not recognise you.

It's okay, you'll get to know me.
My daughter has told me everything.

What a gem my daughter has found!
You'll make a great couple!

So when do we have the marriage?
- As early as possible..

But we'll have to tell your parents.
won't we?

That's the problem.

My parents want me to marry
into a family of big industrialists.

They've even taken my birth chart.
But I've told them in plain terms.

If there's anyone I'll marry,
it's Madhuri!

That's for sure.
- So what are we to do?

Get married, at the earliest. That's
it. - And how about your daddy?

Once we're married,
what will he be able to do about it?

Even if he does, my boss
still has 500 million to his name.

Till the marriage they all act
funny. They accept everything later.

In your shoes, this is
just what I'd have done, son.

That's why I've taken the risk.
of getting married.

So let's have the engagement
tomorrow. You can exchange rings.

We'll find a nice
day and have you married.

But don't say a word to
your Papa before all this happens.

Come, let's sweeten our tongues.
- Yes, let's go.

Only after everything is over
will they get to know the truth.

Mr. Sahay from the city is here.
- All right.

Tell Ramdin to keep
the calf away from the cow.

It drinks up all the milk.
- Very well, madam.

Listen.. - Lovely voice.

You never said that to me earlier.

Not you, my dear woman..
I'm talking about Ustad Aamir Khan.

Will you shut him up now?
There are guests waiting for you.

How can you say such things
about a luminary like him?

I've started businesses
in your name all over the world..

And you won't use
your brains at all?

Do you have something in your
brains? or are you bankrupt already?

Enough of your songs. Chandrakant
and Renuka are waiting for you

You ought to have told me!
You just keep talking any nonsense

Anjali, you are simply
taking the trouble

No trouble. You're more
a friend than an AIDS virus

Not AIDS virus, Anjali.
She's an advisor

Call her a legal advisor!
- It's the same thing

Is it really?
You can't tell a bear from a potato!

In there, I was talking about
Aamir Khan. You must know about him?

Aamir Khan? who hasn't heard of him?
I'm a huge fan of his

See? Now this is a well-informed man

As for her, the cattle, the fodder
and the cowdung.. that's her world

It isn't her fault, actually.
It's your mistake

You didn't expose
her to the city at all

How will she know about the world
in the confines of the four walls?

That's not the case, sister-in-law.
- That's how it is

why did you send your
son and daughter to London?

I was born in the city
and I will stay here till I die

But it's different
with the children.

They've got to keep up with the
world.. Move ahead in life, so..

I hope you don't have to..

...go through what happened
Anandilal Kitpitia did..

What happened? - Like you, Anandilal
Kitpitia sent his sons to London.

To study.
The old couple lived in the village.

The children went on to
become very modern, hi-fi..

...and the old couple
were still raw villagers.

When the children
returned from abroad..

...they couldn't adjust themselves
to the local conditions.

They were ashamed of their parents.
Forget living together..

...they weren't even willing
to call them Mummy and Daddy.

And one day the children screamed
You bloody Indians and went away.

The children never looked
at their parents again.

They kept yearning
till they died. - God!

If my children treat me like that,
it's going to kill me!

I've told him so often
to move to the city..

...to learn the way of life there.
Let's go to the city, please.

Even if it's only for a month.
- All right, don't be stubborn.

Anandilal Katpitia..
- I'll think about it.

Give me the papers.
- Here are all the reports.

I'll bring the case papers
of Anjali Chemicals next week.

We must leave now. - Very well.

Do call me if you meet Aamir Khan.
I want a photograph taken with him.

But he's dead.
- How's that possible?

I saw his Lagaan movie recently.
- Lagaan?

I've been.. it's Ustad Aamir..
have you ever heard him?

Let's go. we might miss the bus!

You are all alike!
Lagaan! Lagaan (tax) for what?

Saved! The ceremony is over!
- What are you saying?

I say, it's nice.

Ten days later is
an auspicious date. - Ok.

Yes! - We'll have
the wedding on that day.

I'm the one who's eating this
paratha. So you don't need to laugh.

I don't need your
permission to laugh!

Those who laugh
belong in a loony yin!

Broken and burnt paratha's
belong in the garbage bin!

My paratha's are neither burnt
nor broken. I'll eat all I want.

Is someone there?

The man and wife have left the lights
and fans on, to have a honeymoon!

How are you...?
Is everything all right?

Any problem?

What aroma is that? what's cooking?
Potato-pancakes (paratha)?

Yes.

When we were just married,
Dulari made some for me too.

Her mother died the
moment she ate one..

Ever since, potato-pancakes
have been a no-no in my house.

My wife makes nice ones.
will you have some?

Would you like one?
- No, you'll be left hungry.

Oh no, have some!
- I hope your wife doesn't mind?

Do you mind, lady?
- oh no, not at all.

See? Bring it up. Quick!

Hurry UP-

Hurry up, darling! we're hungry

What's one going to do...?
one moment. There's more.

Not burnt, not broken..

Steaming hot pancakes! Here you are!

For you and your wife.
- Some chutney...?

Sure, there is.

Take it all away.
we'll take the bowl later.

Yogurt...?
- We don't have any. It's Ok..

Curds..-That is not there. - It's ok.

Thank you, sister-in-law! - It's
complete my pleasure! Thank you so much.

Even if it's in pieces and burnt,
I can eat to my heart's content.

I'll fix you!

Here you are!
And I went mad looking for you!

In the bank, in the bar..
- You'll have your money.

Let the marriage take place first.
- No marriage!

Only destruction!
- Are you already drunk in the day?

I've only drunk, but when
he arrives tomorrow, I'll be buried!

What rubbish! who's arriving?
- Your father Radhesham Tiwari.

He's arriving with his wife!
- What am I going to do?

Go underground. Quit the city.
If possible, quit the world!

Right now, go away from here!
- what are you telling me?

That old man can't do without cows,
buffaloes, fodder and the works.

He'll stay in the city for a week,
at the most.

So disappear for a week!
- That's an expensive proposition.

Living in style,
I'm already deep in debt.

Pawn the ring that the 'garbage'
gave you and check into a cheap lodge.

It's only for a week!

Isn't that right?
of course it's right!

What? You're going away to London?
For a week?

What's the hurry?

For business? To make money?
of course, you must go ahead.

Take care of yourself
in the aircraft.

Don't thrust your arm outside the
window. Yes, I'll tell Madhuri..

Go ahead and make money. Bye.

Master is here!
- So this is our Pandu?

How have you been, Pandu?
- Your blessings, sir.

Greetings. - welcome, sir.

What's happening here?
- This is our manager, Mr. KC Shukla.

This is your first visit to our
city, so this is a small welcome.

You must be tired, sir.
we'll leave now.

What for?
I want to get to know all of you.

Please come in, all of you.

Where are you going, Pandu?
Go and fetch the luggage.

For a week or two.. how
much luggage must he be carrying?

Who told you? - So?

Sir's going to live here now.
Forever.

Pandu..

What happened? Fetch the luggage.

God, nice way you've found
of snatching my livelihood.

The things he did so
he could sleep on the bed!

He now sits quietly!
But at least I can sleep in peace.

Not a drop of water here.

Let me tell you
what I must today..

Let me tell you
what I must today..

Let your heart remain with me

let your heart remain with me

Let me tell you
what I must today..

Let me tell you
what I must today..

Let my heart remain with me

let my heart remain with me

My eyes are glued to your face..

To your face, I've lost my heart

You are the one..

Who lives in my heart

Pining torments me..

I feel scared

Your sweet words might
yet cast a spell on me

Let me bear the
sweet pain of love..

Let me bear the
sweet pain of love..

Let your heart remain with me

let your heart remain with me

Let me tell you
what I must today..

Let me tell you
what I must today..

Let my heart remain with you

let my heart remain with you

Lay off!

I'm being forced to live with you!
I know you're not a decent man..

But I thought you had some manners.
You have proved me wrong!

Don't even talk to me again!

Sorry! - Shut up!
Don't ever talk to me!

Stop it! Is that the beat?
or are you killing flies?

Don'! do something you can't'.
- So why' re you doing it?

Shut up! - I was following
you with the beat.

Don't follow me, idiot.
Accompany me with the beat.

Get it? If tune is the mother,
the rhythm is the father.

One who doesn't get
it is good for nothing.

The bell. - The door's over there.

Want me to send you packing?
- I forgot!

Whom do you wish to see?

The mistress!

Who are you, sister? - It's me!

Who are you, sister?
- Radhesham Tiwari's..

Shut up! who are you, sister?
- I'm Mrs. Anjali Tiwari

I'm glad your name hasn't changed

I've made Anjali a
Member Of The Wild Forest.

In the forest?
- No, it's a club. A social club.

Now that we're here,
we must learn the ways of this city.

The women in this city
aren't lizards on the walls.

They do a lot of social work.
- what's surprising is that..

Everyone there knew
Anjali beforehand. - Is it?

The moment we stepped in,
everyone shook hands and said..

Welcome Mrs. Tiwari..

That's when I realised what a
huge business empire we're running.

What's more? He too recognised
me and shook hands with me!

Who was the unfortunate man?

Shah Rukh. - Hungry who?

Shah Rukh. The Khan. Film-star.

All the film stars come there.
- we must live in style now.

No style for me. Madam,

If you bring a bat from
jungle into the house..

...it'll still hang from
the roof when it goes to sleep!

Pandu, you'll get no salary next
month. - It's only a saying, sir!

The saying is, if the crow
wishes to bath as much as in..

...the washing machine,
it still can't become a swan!

That's true!
- I'll bath and get ready..

We've got to go to the dance class.
- Dance class? At this age?

You'll sprain your waist!
No need..leave it..

It's an English dance. Like this!

A new way of sweeping
the floor? - See?

He starts a fight whenever
I want to do something nice.

That's the only difference
between marriage and war.

What? - In a marriage,
you get to sleep with the enemy.

Anjali darling.. mercy!

What's happening here?
- The English dance.

If you jump around at this
age and something happens..

...I'll have to pay up.

Nothing's happening to me. - I'm
talking about the tiles, not you.

Quiet! High society
women dance every day..

To keep their bodies fit.
I suggest, you dance too.

Me? - Yes. Don't we live in Mumbai?

We must learn to live in style.
Look at your managers and officers.

They live in such style.
You are their employer..

And yet you go around half naked!
Don't you feel ashamed?

I wear what clothes are
necessary to cover my body.

And look at your body! It's sagging.

Take a walk every morning. Buy
a dog, to throw your weight around.

You can take a walk with me then.
- You just won't take me seriously.

I've wasted a lot of years in
the village with cattle and fodder.

I can't take all that now.
Just watch what Anjali does now.

I can see it all! Your obsession
with western culture has begun..

I wonder where it will end!

Radhesham Tiwari's from
your village, isn't he?

Who? - The owner
of Anjali Industries?

Oh yes, he's from my village. -
I'm told he's in the city nowadays.

Go and meet him. Since you
and he are from the same village..

Out of sentiment,
he might give you a job.

Really? - Give it a try.

You and his company
share the same name.

Maybe that will make him
happy and he'll give you a job.

The third time he
has stopped singing!

This thing has stalled
for the third time!

The old one was good enough.
But you still bought a new system.

You've changed too.
So why not the CD-player?

If you find a new woman,
will you throw me out?

I'll do that, if the need arises.
- Just you try.

I'll show you.
I'm the mother of two children.

And people still say
I look like your daughter.

Be thankful they don't
think I'm your grandfather.

Stop joking and bring a new woman!
It'll become like your CD player!

It'll break down!
- what's the number of this store?

Videcon!
- Radhe-Shyam. - Praise the Lord.

This is Radhesham Tiwari speaking.

Oh! Good morning, sir!

You've sold me a qawwali
in the name of a Thumri?

In just a day, it's broken down.
Colds, dysentery..

You must see a doctor, sir.
This is the Videocon Gallery.

I'm talking about the CD-player..
the nuisance you sent to me.

No sorry. Pick up this
trash and get going immediately.

And send me a new one immediately.

No, no, sir.
I'll come and personally check it.

Who you? - Anjali..

Anjali, yes..
what work do you have?

I wish to meet Mr. Radhesham.
- well? what's the good news?

For a job.
- we have a flourishing business.

He doesn't need a job. - No..

I'm the one who wants a job.
Take a look at my certificates.

All right. The master's
very busy right now. Come later.

Please.. - I told you! Go!

I think I must wait a while.

If I get to meet Mr. Radhesham,
my work will be done.

Hello.

Must be his daughter.

Know where the CD-player is?

What?

I'm here to repair it.

But I'm not a mechanic.
I own a store, I've got to check it.

Must be in there.

What airs'. Spout brat'.!

Hey, roving eyes.. over here.
- Jeetendra from Videocon.

Over there.

The body's lying here.
Take it away in a bier.

Take it away.
- I'll take a look. Two minutes.

No need to take a look.
I told you, it's dead.

Two minutes, I'll check. -
No need to check. Don't touch that.

It must be minor problem, sir.
Let me at least check it!

Pick up the box and get going.
At once!

Not to worry, sir. I'll send
a salesman and have it replaced.

OK'. - OK, thank you'.!

See you!

No, I want my money back!

I don't want any replacement.
I want my money back!

He has left? one can't
trust these city-guys at all!

Greetings. - Greetings. You..

I wanted to meet you. But
madam told me that you're very busy.

She's a liar.
I'm always free. what is it?

I've come here looking for a job.
Here are my certificates.

Wow! You've done M.A. and B.A.

Classical music too! wow!

Haven't you done your SSC?
- of course, I have.

I was only kidding.

What sort of a job are you
looking for? - Anything will do.

All we need is a security guard.

And there's no need for an M.A.
or a B.A. for that, is there?

Let's clap.

Let's clap.

Actually I am alone
in the house. Rest of..

Girl, you haven't left? - I..

You keep out of this! - Sir..

He will talk any nonsense.
You get going.

Go away, I say!
- what are you doing?

Is that the way you talk to guests?

Have you forgotten your manners?
- I know my manners, mind you.

The poor girl.. - Poor girl?

So give her half your wealth!
- Sure, I will!

I won't ask you!
- I know what's on your mind!

But I'm the Pandey family too.
I brought three cars full of gold.

Return it to me with interest
and do what you want to!

In any case, I fed your guests and
took the vows to become your wife!

God! This wife sure is a curse!

She drove the poor girl away

Excuse me! - Hi!

Hi!

Why did you take the trouble?
I told Mr. Radhesham to phone me..

I'd have the CD-player changed.

But I've come here for a job.

You issued an ad, didn't you?
- Sorry.. I don't understand.

I want this job.

The job? what are you talking about?

I need it very badly.

Where's the need for Radhesham
Tiwari's daughter to take up a job?

Looks like there
is a misunderstanding..

I get it. I am an individual,
I have an identity of my own. Right?

I like that. - No.

That's a nice thing. I've seen
girls with that attitude of late.

Even if their father is a
millionaire, to prove your worth..

...you'll work at pizza joints,
cafes and other places.

I like that.

I'll give you the job, if you wish.
But what will I be able to pay you?

What's 5000 rupees for you? - 5000?

I know it's little.
But this business..

Oh my God!
I haven't even offered you a seat

Come to my office, please.

Please come.

If you speak the truth, you'll blow
this last opportunity you've got.

I agree to work at 5000 rupees.

Great.

Your name...? - Anjali.

Anjali! So daddy has named
his business after his daughter.

Anjali Textile, Anjali chemicals,
Anjali industry. Good name.

Thank you, sir!

Jeetu. Call me Jeetu. - But..

We're going to be friends, okay?

OK, sir! - Jeetu.

Jeetu. - So sweet.

Stop playing with water
and get on with the work, Pandu.

Look, our new puppy. - wow!

Where are you going with the hippo?
- It's not hippo, it's my doggie.

Oh, I'm asking the dog
where it's going with the hippo?

Shut up! Because I'm your wife,
you can't talk any nonsense!

You're always acting
proud like a peacock.

But don't forget. when the peacock
loses its feathers, it's naked!

Let's go, puppy.
- You can laugh all you want to.

A lot of things
happen in this house!

You? Here? - Hasn't Anil returned?

The lodge.. he'll return
after a week from London.

You can come after a week.
- Let me meet Mar Tiwari then.

We're going to be relatives soon.
And we have to meet some day.

He's not in right now.
- where has he gone?

To the market. - He? To the market?

The temple!
To offer pray! - Pray at the temple?

No.. to chant the Lord's name.
- All right. I'll wait here.

That's no good.
After the prayer, he'll take a bath.

Won't be he come home for a bath?
- Yes.. no!

He'll bath at the temple.
He has sworn it, you see.

There's a well at the temple.
- He won't drown in it, will he?

He will come home, right?
- Yes, tomorrow!

I'll come tomorrow then. - Sure?

Why are you crying?
- Tears of happiness.

There's going to be
love between the two of you.

I'll come tomorrow.

Didn't this 'garbage bin'
find another time to spring here?

Pandu, you'd rather vamoose.
or you're going to be dead.

Father.. - What?

Dead! - God.

Someone from my village
was here to inform me.

Master, can you give me 5000 rupees?
I'll work and repay it.

Of course. I'll give you the money.

Take a train and go
to the village immediately.

Or you'll land in trouble.

Trouble will break out even
after I've left for the village.

Lord Ganesh..

...don't think I'm flattering You,
but You can very well do it.

That girl Anjali..
make her fall for me.

She's Tiwari's only daughter.

If she falls for me,
it'll be a huge lottery.

Thank you! - Jeetu.

An order from Hotel New Horizon.
They want 50 sets of Videocon TV.

It's 6 p.m. Let me drop you home.

No.. I'll take a bus.

I've got a car.
why must you take a bus?

C'mon.. don't think too much.

Bye! -Bye!

What happened? - Nothing.

How can I go away,
until you go inside?

Why not? - I can see you then.

Bye! - Bye!

Bye! - Bye!

Bye! Bye!

A coke, please

Some chips, please?
Here's the money.

Come film will be starting. Come.

Mister, watch the movie ahead.
Not here.

I'm not an enemy..

I'm not an enemy..

Why have you driven me crazy?

Why have you driven me crazy?

I'm a friend..

I'm a friend..

So why've you stolen my heart?

So why've you stolen my heart?

I was out one day,
straying from the path..

When colourful roses
of love blossomed

All distances were finished.
we began to get closer

Such was our state,
we began to breathe faster

I'm not among your assassins..

I'm not among your assassins..

So why've you thrust
me among those that live?

So why've you thrust
me among those that live?

I'm a friend..

I'm a friend..

So why've you stolen my heart?

So why've you stolen my heart?

I've lost my heart,
although it all began as a joke

I've forgotten the world
to lose myself in your love

I wonder how I will
tell you about my love..

How will I profess my love to you?

I live in your heart..

I live in your heart..

So why have you given
my heart a sweet pain?

So why have you given
my heart a sweet pain?

I'm the beautiful moonlight
everyone covets..

God alone knows who I was born for

My desire is a writing on the wall

So there will be victory
and defeat in this game of love

I rock in your arms..

I rock in your arms..

Yet, why do you accuse me?

Yet, why do you accuse me?

I'm not an enemy..

I'm a friend..

So why've you driven me crazy?

So why've you driven me crazy?

Why've you stolen my heart?

Why've you stolen my heart?

Can't you sit without
clinging to the girl?

What?

Can't you sit without
clinging to her?

Is she your sister? - She's my wife!

So what are you going to do? what?

What wife, son? Your beard says
it all. You weren't married ever.

You baldie! who the hell are you?

Who the hell are you to ask me?
- Forget me. who are you?

Who are you?

Whoever you guys are, I've
bought a ticket to sleep in peace.

Not to watch the movie!
Go outside and fight!

Where will I get a rampuri?
- I don't know.

Bhelpuri, paani-puri, you get there.
- I'm talking about a knife!

Where will I get one?
- Don't do anything rash, boss.

I've decided. If I see him with
Anjali again, I'm going to kill him.

Either he lives, or I..
- Master, master.. he's her boss.

She has only respect for him.
She's not in love with him.

How do you know? - I see
them everyday in a restaurant.

Which restaurant?

He escaped.

But if he looks at you again,
he's going to walk on his hands.

He doesn't know what
stuff I'm made of.

Forget it.
There you go again. - No, Anjali

I can't tolerate anyone teasing you.
I'll kill him!

Now look.. Jeetu..

Why? what happened?
- Let's go, please.

Jeetu, please!

What is it? - what is it?

What's biting you?
- what's biting you?

What's biting you, tell me?
- You tell me what's biting you?

How did you get here?
- walking. what's it to you?

Walking? You'll run away now!
why're you standing between us?

Why? You own the place?
- Yes, this is my father's pad. So?

It's my grandfather's pad, so?
- You got the nerve, eh?

You got it? want me to show?
- All right, you show it.

Try and touch me.
- You try and touch me.

Don't use my lines!
- You don't use my lines.

Go away.. - want me to show you?

I'll show it to you.
- Go on.. get lost

Want me to show you? - Let me see!

Want me to show you? - Let me see!

Coward! You don't have the spine!

Paper-tigers.
They won't even touch each other.

You don't know me. - who are you?

I've seen so many like you! Go away!

Come here and talk to me! Pipsqueak.

Here I am! what do you want to say?
- what is it...? what?

You tell me?
- Coward! You don't have the spine!

I'm not scared of you!

Bye..

Bye..

Oh, lord..

I'm going to catch them today!

God Almighty!

Why're you crying?

Why're you hollering away?
what's wrong?

You ask me what's happened? what
a thick-skinned man! Disgusting!

Despite what you did,
you proudly stand before me!

Aren't you ashamed?
- Am I a virgin bride..

To feel shy without reason?
Tell me clearly what has happened

So you want to hear
it from my mouth?

Is someone else around?
- Not the values I've imbibed..

...to utter disgusting things!
I'm from the Pandey family

Keep crying!

What were you doing with
that girl in the shrubs?

Girl? what girl?
I was looking for my cane.

Without your dhoti?

You look so innocent!
Butter wouldn't melt in your mouth!

Tell me, who is that girl?
I don't wear glasses like you!

Tell me. For how long has this
game of hide n seek been going on?

You drive the girl
away the moment you see me!

How can you even think
of something so filthy?

You can very well do it!
And I can't even think of it!

I have done nothing!
Even if I have..

It's a great thing I've done!
- You haven't bought me..

...to expect me to watch the fun!
- So go away! Right now!

All right, I'll go away.
But first return to me..

The 3 cars full of gold I brought
in dowry, along with interest.

I'll go away after that..
Till then..

I won't let you have a ball!
- Shut up!

What's up, master? Did the
girl say something nasty to you?

One thing is clear, Bholu.
She's in love with her boss.

Not someone crazy like me.

I'm glad my craziness
has been of help.

How else could I have
made the world see reason?

You're getting disheartened
for no rhyme or reason.

She's in love with you,
but she won't tell you.

She wants to make you feel jealous.
- what sort of love is that?

This game of love, you know.

About swimming across oceans
of fire and all that crap.

Take my advise.
Fall in love with another girl.

Want me to knock your teeth out?
- Don't jump the gun.

Pretend to love someone else.
Like you're burning in envy..

...she too will burn,
if she really loves you.

She'll come running to you.
Take it from me in writing.

I've had it!

Jeetu, my mother's here.

If she sees me here,
all hell will break loose.

I said I was going
to a computer class. - why?

Because I haven't told my
parents I've taken up a job here.

If she sees me..
- I get it, I get it.

Stay here, I'll handle her.

Hello.. welcome! - Mention not.

Wow! You look beautiful!

New sari! New pair of shoes!

What can I do for you?
- Give me some music cassettes.

Music I can dance to.
- Sure, what do you want?

Elvis Presley, Michael Jackson,
Britney Spears..

No, I want only western music!
A childhood habit, you see.

Know what? I'll make a nice collection
and send it to your house.

I hope you know my address?
- who doesn't?

Remember to send it across.
Please don't forget - 100 persent.

Has she left? - Has she?

Phew! Saved!

Jeetu, I got to leave
early today. - why?

Tomorrow's my birthday.

Really! Aren't you inviting
your boss to the party?

No, there's no party.
Actually, I've got to out shopping.

Let's go. I'll accompany you.
- No, I'm expecting a friend.

Ok. Have fun.

You don't want to invite
me to your birthday party..

...but I'm going to
give you a surprise surely.

Priya, Priya, Priya..

My Clear!

I went crazy about you,
the moment I saw you.

I know, there are
obstacles in our path.

But rivers and streams
do flow down the mountains.

Like we have to unite some day.

You mean the life to me.
I love you more than my life.

You are dearest to my heart.

If she's jealous, she's in!
If she's in, I've scored!

Did you write this? - Yes, but..

Devil!

Hello! - You? - I'm here
to wish the birthday girl.

Oh thank you!

Fat roses!
who told you today's the birthday?

You are a very special customer.
And we maintain records.

But there's a mistake
in your records. - Really?

The birthday's tomorrow. Not today.

But I was told it's today.
- who told you?

That's what I heard.
- All right, all right.

Do come again tomorrow,
like you've come today.

You must. The first flowers
have been given by you, you see?

Thank you! - Ok bye! - Bye!

He has brought roses?

And a letter?

My dear Anjali. These roses are
a token of my love. Happy birthday!

Roses arrive today,
to be followed by the bee.

I'm the one he's
going to sting first.

Hi! - hi Jeetu!
Good morning! - Hello!

How was it? - what?

My bouquet, of course. - Bouquet?

I gave it in your mummy's hands.
Didn't she give it to you?

I see, that one? It was very nice.

Did you read the note
I left in the bouquet?

The note...? Yes, I did.

What did it say? - well..

Don't you know? - No, I mean..

Did you like it?
- Yes, of course. Very much.

So you don't mind any
word I've written, do you?

Mind? why would I mind?

So why did you lie to me? - Lie?

That yesterday was your birthday?
- Actually, Jeetu..

You didn't want to
invite me to the party.

That's not true.
There was no party at all.

I know, because the party's
tomorrow and so's your birthday.

Your mummy has invited me.

So you're coming tomorrow?
- I won't, if you don't want me to.

You must! Why mustn't you?
At what time did she say?

At 7, she said. - I see.

Know what? come at 9. - Why?

The time has changed a bit.

OK. -OK'.!

I'll be there at 9. - All right

Happy birthday to you!
' Happy birthday to you!

If Jeetu had arrived before the
cake was cut, I'd have been exposed.

Anjali! Happy birthday!

Thanks.

Why're you standing outside?
- Actually..

I'm waiting for
some friends of mine.

They don't have the proper address

Know what?
go in there and enjoy the party.

I'll join you as soon
as my friends arrive.

Are you sure? - Of course!
I'll join you in a few minutes.

0k. 0k.

She's upstairs.
- Who is going to sing?

He's the same boy!

Dad! I've had it!

He's hiding from me! So I was right.

This boy's having an
affair with Anjali, I'm sure.

You've got your peace..

All I've got is my craziness

You've come to your senses..

And I'm still in a daze

But you're the one
my heart still loves

You've got your peace..

All I've got is my craziness

You've come to your senses..

And I'm still in a daze

But you're the one
my heart still loves

You've got your peace..

All I've got is my craziness

How am I going to placate it?

My heart is crazy, it won't relent

How will I tell my heart...?

It does not know
what love is all about

I'm obsessed with you..
and you don't even realise it

You got all the hospitality,
I was treated with indifference

You've got back to your senses,
I'm still in a daze

You're the one my heart loves

You've got your peace..

All I've got is my craziness

Here's someone who
could die for her love..

And there's someone
who's unfaithful in love

What pain these distances give..
only in separation will we know

Ever since I have seen you,
I've gone crazy

You've got your sleep..

I got only helplessness

You've come to your senses..

And I'm still in a daze

But you're the one
my heart still loves

You've got your peace..

All I've got is my craziness

You've come to your senses..

And I'm still in a daze

You dare call that boy to the party?

You invited that witch too.
- Which one?

The one your eyes were
glued to at the party!

Wow! That's a wolf
in sheep's clothing!

I can understand it from
the way your feet were moving and..

...the way your anklets were chiming.
Now that you're exposed..

You accuse me and find the excuse
of having fun with that young boy?

The pot calling the kettle black!

I caught you in the shrubs,
so you cast mud at me..

...and try to save yourself?
Listen carefully!

I'm not letting your scheme work!
I've had enough of your farce!

You take me for a fool?
You think I'm an idiot?

Just let me tell you!
I know how it is!

It's not going to work for long!
- All right.

Give me the gold I brought
with interest. I'll go back!

Go back! How about the expensive
saris I've given your horrible body?

Who's paying for the goodies you
helped yourself to over the years?

I cooked for you all clay and night!
My work pays for it all!

You paint the town red with
strangers and talk back at me!

The scores are levelled!
If you can do it, so can I!

Will you do it...?
Will you? - Yes, I will too!

So will I! - go ahead and do it!

Who's stopping you?
Just stop interfering in my affairs!

You mustn't interfere either!
- I won't!

Hello. - Hello

I'm Teja-bhai. - Please come in.

Thank you..

I haven't recognised you.
- I'm your son's father-in-law.

I don't get it.
- I won't beat around the bush..

And confuse you.
I'll come the point.

Fon't let your B.P. get
out of hand when you listen to it.

That's what I say.
come straight to the point.

My daughter has decided
to marry your son.

What?

Hello.

One moment. Your daughter
has decided to marry my son.

Right? - Right.

So what can I do? Tell
your daughter to change her mind.

No, you don't understand.

The two of them have got
together and taken this decision.

They've got engaged.
They've even exchanged rings.

What is he talking about?
- It can't be our son.

Because our son is not here.
- I know.

Your son is in London. - Right

But your son was here.
- When did he go back?

After the engagement, he went away.
On business.

I've sent my son to London
for further studies. Not business.

Now look, mister.
What's happened is in the past.

Let's peacefully and
amicably sort it out.

It can't be sorted out, Teja-bhai.

My son will marry
the girl I want him to.

You mean, whatever has happened..
- What has happened?

They've just exchanged rings, right?
They haven't got married yet.

He'll throw the ring away.
End of the story.

How will he take off the ring?

My daughter isn't an empty bottle
whose label he can change at will.

Fon't talk too much!
From the look of you..

I can tell how your daughter must be.
- Foes she also sport a moustache?

Radhesham Tiwari!
If you're a big man, I don't care!

You don't know Teja Bhai!
I come from a family of killers.

There wasn't a day when my
father's knife did not taste blood!

His father was a butcher?
- You are insulting me!

You're still here?
Shameless man, go away.

I'll go away!
But I will surely come back!

Listen.. - What?

I'm talking to her, not you.

I suggest we call our son down here.
- Yes, call him here.

And see whether he obeys
to you or me. - Won't you go away?

I'm leaving. Don't yell as
if you're fighting the elections!

Could there be some truth
in the rubbish he just spoke?

Not at all. He's just a fool.

Do you really think so? - No

Know what? We'll telephone
him and call him over.

Wait!

I've got to know the truth. - What?

That Anjali and you
are not Husband and wife.

Meaning?
- I've heard the bickering..

...that goes on between
the two of you.

How would you know how happy I am..

...to learn the truth?
- We do keep fighting..

...but we are really
husband and wife.

I know everything. Look at this.

Miss Anjali Foes anyone
address a married woman as Miss?

Ever since you wrote that
letter to me, I understood..

You would really marry me.
You will free me from Popat's cage!

Marry you?

What if Popat gets to know?
- To hell with the old fossil!

Anjali's coming

You're the one I was waiting for.
There's a letter for you.

I thought I'd give it to you.
- Okay, I get it.

So this is the extent he
has gone to! But why must I care?

Mother has written
to me from the village.

The landlord's son will arrive.
He'll marry me and take me away.

We'll live in marital bliss.

My dear Anjali, I'm sending
Raja to you by tomorrow's train.

You'll get to know
each other better..

...if he stays with
you for a few days.

I:le's the one you're
going to marry anyway.

Fon't forget, we're alive today
because his family has helped us.

You will never disobey your mother.
You will agree to the wedding.

I'm sending you
a photograph of Raja.

He's no longer like
he was he has changed a lot.

He has shaved his beard,
he now looks like a prince.

You'll be stunned.

My prince will come to
marry me and I'll dance in joy.

Another villain...?

Who the hell is he? - Whoever.

He'll marry Anjali and
even drive me out of the house.

I have an idea. - What?

Let's scared him
and make him to return.

H Ow?

He's the one.
- So, go and scare him!

No, not here. It's a crowded place.

Once I scare him, he won't
step in Mumbai again. come on.

What's he up to...? Has he gone mad?

He's cleaning something.
The shoe or the pole, I can't say.

He's stuck to it! - He must
be electrocuted (Electric Shock)!

Go and save him!
- Are you crazy? You'll die too.

Find a stick.
Once we hit him, he'll be separated.

Yes. Come on! -Hurry!

Is that why they tried to kill me?

Yes. I brought you here,
because I liked you.

Anjali isn't as
innocent as you think.

She's having an affair with someone.

Who? - The one who..

He's a very dangerous man.
Have you heard of Chhota Chetan?

I saw the movie in 3-D by wearing 3D
Glasses. - Not the movie, man..

He's the 'underworld mafia'.
Even the cops are terrified of him.

He has committed 40 murders,
but he still hasn't been caught.

He uses a new knife
for every killing.

I saw him with a new one yesterday.

Maybe it's meant for you. - So
why did Anjali's mom send me here?

They plan to bring you
to the city to bump you off.

Even if Anjali marries 'Chhota
Chetan' after your death..

...her family has nothing to lose.
- No, that can't be true.

Whether you believe it or not,
your body will believe me.

Is Raja here? - go to sleep Raja!

Is there anyone here
answering to the name Raja?

I'm going to finish him!
He's hiding somewhere around.

My men have just broken
a few of his limbs.

He's my 50th victim. I'm having
a grand party after killing him.

I'll finish him if he comes here.
Tell him I was here.

Have you see...?
- How would I? You covered my face!

Why did you lie? You say he has
committed 40 murders, he says 50!

Whatever! He has committed
the murders, not me.

Now get the hell out of here.
- How far is the railway station?

I've got catch a train back home.
- No point in venturing out.

There's a strike in the railways.
can't say when it'll end.

So what am I to do?
- Hide somewhere here.

'Chhota Chetan' and his men
will look for you all over Mumbai..

So hide under an changed your name.
- But where will I hide?

Find a cheap lodge near the railway
station. Hole up in one of them.

Catch the first train out
as soon as the strike is over.

Else, I'll have to mail
your body to your village.

Believe me, or go to hell.

Welcome! Welcome, Teja-bhai.

Hey sonny.. come here.
Let me show you something.

Come..

This is my son. - This...?

Recognise him? - No.

No? And he says he's
your father-in-law!

Ask him!

Have I married your daughter? - No.

Have I promised to marry her? - No.

Tell me something..
are you weak in the head?

No. - So why did
you kick up a fuss..

...that he had promised to marry her?
Why did you create a scene?

Is he your son?

Any doubts? - No.

I have no doubt that he's my son.

He's not the one I spoke about.
It's your other son.

What's all that about...?
Which other son?

Your elder son! - Look at him.

I have another son and
I don't even know about it!

You have a brother too!
- You are a big man..

Who runs a big business empire.
You must have forgotten.

But your other son lives right here.
Everyone knows that.

My god! What am I hearing...?

You have another son
outside my knowledge?

This man is lying!
- He's your son, all right.

Though he's a bit dark of skin.

When I saw her,
I was a bit doubtful.

But anyone who looks
at you will say he's your son.

The same eyes,
the same nose, The same lips..

This is rubbish!

Fon't scream!

Call your servant, Pandu.
He knows everything.

He was witness to everything.
Where is Pandu?

He's gone to the village,
his father has died.

Fied, or did you have him killed?

You send him away when
you're about to be exposed?

I understand it all! It's
your ploy to stall the marriage!

Enough! Make anymore noise
and I'll sue you for defamation!

Shut up! You aren't Tiwari,
you're a disease!

I've cured diseases like you!
I visit the courts every day.

Fon't forget,
I come from a family of killers.

Are you threatening me?
Are you? - Yes, I'm threatening you!

So go and do what you can!
- You'll know it very soon!

In a week's time, if you
don't let the marriage take place..

...you'll know!

My 9011! I'm doomed!

Mom! What are you doing?

Please don't make
a scene for God sake.

Am I supposed to stay
here or go back to London?

My son, at what time is your flight?
- At eleven tonight, Mom.

Go away! If you stay here..

You're going to get spoilt
in your father's shadow!

OK Mom,

Dad, I'm leaving. I'll
confirm my ticket at the airport.

All right. god bless you.

Let's get out of here.
There's no meaning in staying here.

Let's pack our bags and get going!
- Only after coming here..

I've got to see your true colours!
- What rubbish are you talking?

You don't believe me
and you believe a stranger?

I wouldn't have believed it earlier.

But there's no way
I cannot believe it now.

You are a flirt! Before our
marriage, you have been a womaniser!

I'll go back only when
I have all the proof!

I'll shave my moustache
if you leave this city!

Your heart won't relent
unless you see him!

That bloody videocon!
- My virtuous husband, aren't you?

You keep listening to
classical music all day..

...and this is what you do by night?
You are Satan himself!

Wow! You accuse me...?
I've seen your programmes already!

A good thing, isn't it?
Keep watching it.. and kill me!

Oh God!

She won't die like that..
go to her help!

Manager, do you have a room?

Whatever it is,
I shouldn't have to leave the room

And I want an attached toilet.

Name...? Raja..

Tulsidas Khan.

What name is Tulsidas Khan?
- Shut up, scoundrel.

Your father's name?
- Javed chaurasia.

Your mother's name? - Mumtaz Bedi.

Are you human or the
'India-Pakistan border'...?

Were you born to cross parents?

Shut up, or I'll slap you!
- Is your old man dead?

Of course, I'll pay you.

And give me the keys, quick.
I badly want to pee.

And don't tell anyone
that I'm staying here.

Pay for the 2 cups you broke.
- get lost.

Pay for the two cups you broke. -
I won't! What u would do? Get lost!

Give that to me.

My umbrella!

I'll carry it for you.
- Not necessary.

My name is Babu Bisleri.
- I don't want to bathe!

I can't trust anyone. Everyone
appears to be 'Chhota Chetan's' man.

They're out to kill me!
Anjali, why did you do this to me?

Why?

Priya, what am I
going to do about Jeetu.

If I tell him the truth,
I'll lose my job.

There's a vacancy in
my office for a receptionist.

Your qualifications are the best among
the lot. I'm sure you'll get it.

But you'll have to wait for a month.
- A month?

What will I do with
Jeetu in a month?

Fon't go to work at all. -
What if he visits Radhesham's house?

He'll get to know the truth.
Which he has to, some day.

Ring him up and ask
him for leave of a month.

Tell him that your
Papa's suspicious.

That he sends the driver
with you everywhere.

When you finally land the job,
you can tell him the truth.

Sir, I've checked it thoroughly.
It's first-class.

Since you sent me the new system
did I ever call you to tell you..

...that I wanted you to
come here and solve a problem?

No, sir. You didn't. - No?

So did you dream it had a problem?

No? So why have you come here? -
Service check, to see if it's okay.

I know there's no problem with it.
- No problem.

Ok.. - Ok.

What are you looking around for?

Sir, isn't Anjali there?

So this is how it is! He calls a woman
of his mother's age by her name!

You do get along well, don't you?
- We know each other very well, sir.

You must've met at your shop, right?
- No, sir..

We've met mostly outside. - So,
Romeo and Juliet meeting outside!

No wonder she goes
out all dressed up!

Anjali's not in.

Have you checked everything? - Yes.

Is all the payment made? - Yes.

Nothing outstanding? - Not at all.

So what are you looking around for?
- That painting..

It's lovely. Must be very expensive?
- I don't know, I stole it.

There's the door.

Can I have a glass of water?
- No water supply for three days.

I've been drinking only coffee.
But there's just a cup left.

Anything else?

I'll come in a couple of days
to check whether there's a problem.

No, you have given us enough trouble.
Fon't give us anymore trouble..

We'll bear the trouble
we already have.

If I could meet her mother,
maybe I could meet Anjali too.

Is the wife there, sir?

My wife! Not the wife!

It's not a joint-account!
She's all mine.

What I meant was..
- I know what you meant.

She's not in right now.
Tell me what it is regarding.

Will you tell her I was here,
asking for her?

Must I? - Please don't forget.

Oh no! I can't forget
this till I die!

Thank you..

Sister! She's regaining consciousness.
Please call her husband.

There's no need to worry. You
got injuries in the feet and head..

...because of which you've
been unconscious all day

But the doctor has examined you.
Everything is all right.

How will I thank you?
- Why thank me? I just got here.

Thank your husband who's
been here all night and day.

He didn't budge from here.
He cried so much, he's in a bad way.

You'll be discharged in a clay
or two. Look after yourself, okay?

I must leave now.

It's all my mistake.
Please forgive me.

Who's that boy who has tainted
a virtuous woman like your wife?

You! You fed her all the crap and
compelled her to come to the city!

I didn't want to
set foot in this city!

I know the water in
this city is contaminated..

...and the people here
are scoundrels! - Sir..

Anandilal Kitpitia..
- I'm sick of you and your..

Coming! Stop ringing!

This is Jeetu from videocon.
ls Anjali there?

Anjali has drowned in the sea!
- Please give her the phone..

Are you trying to bully me?
You wretched guitar!

I'm not giving the phone to Anjali!
I'm not! What will you do?

Sir, give to me.

Bull's offspring!
Whom are you threatening?

I know scum like you!

Your father must've been
up to no good to sire you.

If you even utter the
name of the Tiwari family..

I'm going to break the
legs of everyone in your family!

He appears to be a dangerous man.

Well..

Looks like only a beating will..
- What beating at this age?

It was different earlier. I used to
fell a couple of them in the ring.

I'm talking about thugs, sir.
Not you.

I've fought a lot of such criminal
cases! I know a few thugs too.

You've only got to pay them and
show them what this chap looks like.

Fon't hit him too much.
Just give him a push and let him go.

If he acts smart,
I'm going to break his legs and..

No, please, no! - One leg then?

No! He won't look appealing
without his hands and feet.

Just give him a light slap.

There he is..
I'll be hiding behind the tree.

Let's go.

What's your problem?

You dare playing with the
womenfolk of the Tiwari family?

Beat him up!

Hey hello!

Where are you going...?
Who's going to pick him up?

Hey mister..
get up. Your friends have left you..

You can't use this telephone.
It's meant for the staff.

Everyone wants to use it.

Hello! - Jeetu, Anjali here!

Anjali, where have you been?
I want to meet you right now!

No, I can't meet you right now.
I'm out shopping with my parents.

I'm calling you on the sly.

How long are we going
to play hide and seek?

You've called me after five days!
You know how worried I've been?

Hadn't you phoned today,
I was about to go to your house.

No, don't do that.
If my Papa gets to know..

He's got to know already!
He sent goons to beat me up!

Oh my God! - Yes!

But what's god going to do?
I'll have to do something on my own.

Won't I call you at your house if
I want to talk something official?

Which I did. But the old
man flared up and called me names.

There was another bastard
there who was very rude.

God! Jeetu,
don't call my place ever again.

I'll give you a friend's number.
Her name is Priya.

The number is 6334523.
call only in an emergency.

There is an emergency!
Now, this moment!

I want to ask you something, Anjali.

It has to do with my life and death.

What? - For you love me,
or don't you?

Say something.
I'm sure you love me..

...but I want to hear you say it.
Say yes, just once..

...and I'm willing to take
on the whole world for you.

Jeetu, how will I say it?

Just once, say I love you.

If you say no,
I will never call again.

Why don't you say something?

Is the old man around...? - Yes.

If you agree,
you don't need to say anything.

Just cut the line.
- Know the truth, Jeetu?

How often will I tell
you not to use this phone?

Why did you get up from your bed?
go and lie down.

There's this beautiful fairy..

She has descended
from the skies..

She stands before me..

She's the one I have
fallen in love with

I have fallen in love with her

She's the light from
the Moon and the stars..

She's the lamp in a temple

One glimpse of her
has driven me crazy

She's the melody of my breath,
she means the world to me

What's my heart, I could give my
life to her, if she asked me for it

There's this beautiful fairy..

She has descended
from the skies..

She stands before me..

She's the one I have
fallen in love with

I have fallen in love with her

When she looks
at me with a smile..

My heart goes out to her

Her charms are
as enticing as she is

It's her dreams I'm lost in,
all day and night..

She's the one I see
when I awaken every morning

There's this beautiful fairy..

She has descended
from the skies..

She stands before me..

She's the one I have
fallen in love with

I have fallen in love with her

I have fallen in love with her

I have fallen in love with her

Anjali..

I'm glad she's taking a bath!

Anjali! I'm here to take you away!
come on out!

What brings you here...?
Who are you?

You've forgotten me so soon?
- Oh yes.

My CD-player,
tv set, oven, refrigerator..

...are all working very well. go away

I request you one last time, sir.
Please don't stop me.

Give my Anjali to
me with your blessings.

Fon't you feel any shame at all?

A boy and a girl love each other..

So what's there to be ashamed about?

A girl?
- You think she's an old hag?

I get it! You've fallen
in love with Anjali's riches!

Tell me.. how much money
do you want to forget Anjali?

Don't weight my love in the
scale of wealth, Radhesham Tiwari!

Shut up, you beggar!
What have you got to lose?

I've earned name and respect
in this country and the world.

You spoke sweet words
and led her astray..

...and she drove you
crazy with her silly antics

But remember, she'll never leave me
to go away with a pauper like you!

Really? If you're so confident,
call her here, you old fossil!

And ask her in my presence.
- I've asked her several times..

...and she has answered me too!
- You're lying to me!

If she says the same thing to me..

I'll live all my life
with a half moustache!

You need to have whiskers first.
Like this.

Go away, before I call the police!

Not even the military can separate
two lovers, do you understand?

I know you've locked Anjali
upstairs. - How did you get to know?

What else can you do, Tiwari?
Quietly hand over Anjali to me..

...or I'll have to go
upstairs and break the lock!

To do that, you'll have
to step over my dead body!

That's enough, Radhesham. If I don't
take Anjali away in 24 hours..

I won't be Jeetu from videocon!
- Think of another name. go on!

You have 24 hours, Tiwari

Stop me, if you're
truly your mother's son!

Right now! I'm willing to pay.

Send seven strong guys
here right now. And listen..

...each one of them must wield a gun.
And every gun must work.

No, it's not a bank.
I have a priceless antique item.

I can't see it being
robbed in front of my eyes.

The hospital bill is so high.

I don't know how I'll ever repay you.
- Your husband has paid the bill.

He borrowed the money from
me at 10 per cent interest.

Not every girl has
a husband like yours.

Anjali, the taxi's waiting.

Listen!

Let's run away! - Now?

Yes. I'm ready.

No, not now. Maybe a few days later.

You've always been saying later.

You haven't fallen in love
with your fake wife, have you?

No, actually you've
misunderstood me.

That letter.. - It's still with me.

If you betray me, I'll have
you thrown out of this house..

...and I'll show that letter
to everyone and give you a bad name.

Don't do that. You are the
one I love, but I feel scared..

...if Popat gets to know, he can send
us to jail with his money power.

All right. come out.

Come out!

You will do as I say. - What?

The two of us will
run away in a few days.

Where to? - There is a place..

Popat can never get to! - But..

Don't worry. Just go
and hide in some cheap hotel.

Where?

There's a hotel opposite
the station. Welcome lodge.

Stay there and behave like a madman.

I'll come there later and say
that you've escaped from the asylum.

I'll take you to
the railway station..

We'll take a train and run away!

Is that necessary? - Yes

If we leave together,
Popat will get suspicious.

If we leave separately, he won't
even guess we've run away together.

Someone's going to help me! - Who?

The police. Sub-Inspector Waghmare

I know how to entice him. Okay?

But make sure you carry
enough money from here.

Don't worry. I'll take
so much cash and jewellery..

...we'll have a honeymoon
all our lives! - Dualril

Rob something once.

I'll tell the Marwari and send
you away on a honeymoon forever.

I know you've hidden him somewhere!

Have you got rubbish inside
your brains? I've told you..

I don't have another son,
I don't! I don't!

So who was he? - How am I to know?

Radhesham,
don't test Teja's patience!

So you don't believe what
I'm saying? - No, I don't!

Are you sure? 100 per cent?
- Sure, hundred per cent!

Okay. So listen.

The one you're talking
about is my son.

That he promised to marry
your daughter is also true.

But I'm not like the marriage.
So I've hidden him away somewhere.

Where I have hidden him, I'm
not in the mood to reveal it to you.

Do what you will! go away!

You will now see
what stuff I'm made of.

Not only will I find your son,
if I don't take the two of you..

...beg in the local trains of Mumbai,
I won't call myself Teja-bhai!

Give me in the name of god!
- He speaks for the beggars too!

God..God..God...!!

Why did I leave my village
and come to this hell?

Hey buddy,
someone fishy staying here?

I've been sent by the garbage King.

Talk to me.

You..

Ask me what you must to.
- Who are you?

Babu Bisleri. The mole

Is there someone hiding here?

Yes, he's the one.

Who is it?

You? - Yes, me.

Why have you come here?
- Where have you been hiding?

I went mad looking for you! You
even gave the hotelier a fake name.

I went crazy banging on every door!

I'm the one who has gone mad.

You said your employer
would go back in a week.

He's not willing to budge,
so what do I do? Die here?

It's got to be very dangerous.

If I had to stayed
there another minute..

I'd have been crushed between
'the garbage sir' and my employer.

Never mind. There's no
point staying holed up here.

I need to decide something. - The
garbage King has already decided.

The marriage is not taking place.
He's out to kill you.

If the marriage does
not take place before that..

He'll beat me to pulp, right?
Never mind that.

Here's what you'll do.
I'll give you a letter.

Quietly go and give it to Madhuri.
No one must get to know.

Write the letter by all means.
And also give me 200 rupees.

I'll immediately take
the letter to Madhuri..

...and no one will get to know!

Swine! What did you think?

You'd promise marriage and
play with my daughter's honour?

You must've betrayed a lot of girls.
But you can't fool me!

Forgive me! - Open the door..

...else, I'll break it down! I'll
break every bone in your body..

String it in a garland and put it
around your arrogant father's neck!

Open the door!

Son of a bitch! What do you think?

You'll hide here and
I won't be able to find you?

I can look at a fly and tell
you whether it's male or female!

Open the door!
- Chhota Chetan's thugs!

I don't want to marry her.
Leave me alone!

I'm here for your funeral,
not your wedding procession!

I don't want to marry her!
I'll go far away from her!

Shut up! You won't get
the girl even in your dreams!

I'm going to kill you!
come on out, you swine!

Break the door.

Make mincemeat out of
him and lay him at my feet!

Beat him!

You play a drama with me? Get up!

Who's this?

You said that scoundrel
was hiding in there!

That scoundrel told me. - Shut up!

Leave this clown alone. And
find that son of a bitch come on.

Hit me! Beat me!
Don't let me live anymore!

Am I the temple bell that
anyone can come and ring it..

When is the railway strike ending?

I'm glad you came soon.
Whom do you wish to see?

I'll do it for you, but the documents
of my house and 50,000 rupees..

You must quietly
bring and give it to me.

Sure, I'll do that.
- I haven't seen.. the party.

Can I see him once?
- You'll find him at Welcome Lodge.

If I ask for Nandu at Welcome Lodge,
will they tell me?

No, he's going to stay
there under an assumed name.

I've asked him to pretend madness.
That's how you will recognise him.

Welcome Lodge? All right, I'll go to
Welcome Lodge and meet your punter.

I'll tell him that you've sent me.

I'll get him out of there and have
him at the train, the very next day.

I'll be there! Nandu and
I will run away from there!

Tell me, is there someone
here that has his screw loose..

Is there a madman here?

Ask the boss.
- Don't you act funny with me

I'm warning you!
I know it for a fact..

...that a madman has run away
from the asylum and is hiding here!

A madman...?
So say that clearly, sir!

That madman is surely
hiding here! - Who?

This one's sure a nut.
- A policeman!

Officer! get me out of here!
I'm stuck in a very bad situation.

They're coming to take you away.
- I'll leave on my own.

How can you go away just like that?
- What will you do about it?

You can't go away. Everyone knows
your screw is loose.. you're mad.

Officer, they're all involves.
I'll tell you about them.

Hands off me. - I'll explain.

They want to prove that I'm mad,
take me away from here..

...so Chhota Chetan
can kill me! - See?

I told you he's mad!
He talks any nonsense.

Hey.. I'll kill you!

Get out..
move it! - He gets into fights!

So he's one of them too!

Why have you shut the door? Why?

Come here! - What for?

I've got to tell you something.
- No thanks. Let me go.

You needn't worry, feller.
I'm Inspector Waghmare.

The other party has sent me here.
- The other party?

The other party will arrive
exactly at 10 to take you away.

We got together and made
the plan to deliver you there.

Are you one with them? - Yes

Oh God! Now I know why the
police are scared of Chhota Chetan!

Damn it!

I can't figure out how such
an atom bomb fell in love with you!

Not she, I was the one who
fell Ever since I was a child.

Since you were a child?
- I never imagined..

...this would happen to me!
I'm leaving!

I'm going!

People will really think you're mad.
- I'm not mad!

Get him!

Hold tight!

Hold tight.

Hit him.

You hit me.

Don't hit me.

Listen! Tomorrow morning,
I will come to take him away.

His expenses..

...you will paid.
- Will I get some tips first?

Sure, if he runs away,
you'll get a tight slap.

What are you telling me...?
Anil has gone mad?

He doesn't step out of the room.
He's the only man..

...who's living under an assumed
name. - It must be Anil then

He wrote to me that
he's hiding here.

That girl has betrayed me, he says.

He misunderstands you and says,
Kill me! Kill me!

Maybe he's scared of your papa.
Right now, he's been hidden somewhere.

Tomorrow morning,
they are taking him to the asylum.

Madhuri, why are you crying?

He's in this state
only because of me!

I've been wanting to tell
you something for a long time.

Go ahead.

I'm not a singer, like you think.
I come from a rich family.

There was no dearth of
riches and comforts in my house.

But my parents were
against my music.

They wanted me to take over the
family business, and I didn't want to.

I began to feel suffocated
there and I ran away from home.

Why're you telling me all that?
- The drama we're both enacting..

Could we really...?

They're here to take him away.
Did he cause problems last night?

He did, I banged the
hammer on his head and..

Is he dead? - No.
Plastic cups don't break easily.

I got to hammer his head
again and take him away.

I'll play the music for him.
It's days since I beat up someone.

Hail God! I'm mad! I'm a lunatic!

Hey! -Come I'll show you.

You have legs like a Kangaroo.
Take that!

Don't have to do so much over-acting..
Don't have to become too mad...!

He's begun to speak! He's not dumb!

I'll carve you to pieces!
Either you live, or I.

I'll kill you first
and die afterwards!

Yes, carve me to pieces, kill me!
Hack me!

Calm down, Anjali

What will you get out of yelling?
It'll only attract the neighbours.

If you lose your respect,
how will you live with honour?

What respect is left
to be lost anyway?

Look at this letter!
Written by her lover!

My dear Anjali, our hearts
met and united at my shop.

I know, that old man
is a shackle in your feet.

I did what I could to
reason with that scoundrel..

...but he just won't agree!
- Lies! This is a pack of lies!

I'll hack you to pieces!
He further writes..

There's just one way left.

Tonight, I'll quietly
rescue you from that hell.

Read it for yourself!
Why do it on the sly?

Go away openly! Before that,
end your relationship with me!

He got someone to write the letter!
He wants to throw me out so he..

Can bring that young girl home.
- Which young girl!

No wonder he's putting
all these false proofs together!

But that's not happening!
I will go away..

I brought three cars full of gold..
- You want that back with interest?

Yes! - That's what you want?

I'm not giving it!

I'm not parting with a penny.
So what you can!

Go away and file a case.
Before that, leave from here!

Weep on the videocon's shoulders!
Don't shed your tears here..

I know Anjali very well. She can't
have an affair like the one you say.

You mean, he's having an affair?
I know Mr. Tiwari very well.

He's not that kind of a man!

The less said about your knowledge,
the better!

Sir, trusting womenfolk
is like committing suicide.

I suspect you too are having
an affair behind my back!

Lawyer! Are you here to sort out my
problem or create one for yourself?

No, sir. We must solve this puzzle.

We can decide it only after we
get to know who's behind all this.

Who's that boy? Let's call him here.

Oh yes. Let's decide
this once and for all.

I'll call that boy right here.
- No, sir..

I have a condition before
you call that boy here.

You're a very hot-tempered man.
- give that to me.

You will reason with that boy,
without getting excited..

...or creating any scenes.
It ought to remain in the family.

The two of us will go inside..

...he mustn't think you're humiliating
him in front of the world.

Speak up, Tiwari. Here I am.

Fid you write this letter,
Romeo? - What?

Anjali, our hearts..
- Yes, I wrote it.

You wrote this letter despite knowing
what the consequences would be?

Yes. - Since you
have so much courage..

...tell me to my face,
how much do you love Anjali?

Anjali means the life to me!

You want to hear that again?
- Lawyer!

You? - Papa!

So you were born of him...?
It makes sense then.

When the brand itself is faulty,
this is how the showroom will be!

Boys are often naughty at this age.

But the womenfolk must preserve
their honour, mustn't they?

Watch your tongue, lawyer!
- I see! The bitter truth!

Whatever my son's character,
he's surely better than you are!

You don't even know how many
sons of yours are roaming the city!

What rubbish!
- Listen boy. Speak the truth.

Did I ever tell you
that I'm in love with you?

No. - So then?

I've been talking about Anjali,
his daughter.

My daughter Anjali...?
Which new daughter is that...?

You also have another daughter!

He's lying! Absolutely!
- 0 god! What am I hearing?

It's lies!
- Something's happening to me..

Tell me the truth. How many
wives and children do you have?

My darling wife! He's lying!
- You're the one who's lying

I used to drop her
here every evening!

Hey brother-in-law or father-in-law?

One moment..
where's that girl right now?

Papa, this old man must've
hidden her somewhere.

Oh God!
What a monster! - He's lying.

Do you have any contact number?

Yes, I have her friend's number.

Ask her where she is.
call her here. - Yes, call her here!

This is our Nandu!

He has run away from home.
The informer will be paid 200,000.

200,000! Popat!
You've hit the jackpot of 200,000!

Let me see how you step out.
It has to do with 200,000 rupees.

How did you get there?
- Popatji, I'm leaving.

Leaving?
How can you leave just like that?

Your picture has been
published in the newspapers!

The one who takes you
home will get 200,000 rupees.

Don't mess with my reward, please.
Stop there.. stop!

Remember something...?
Isn't she your daughter?

Sorry, I made a mistake.

They met in the garden
as father and daughter. god!

Take me away! - god isn't
a weight lifter, fat lady!

Shut up!

My child.. am I your father?

You call her My child and
ask her whether you're her father!

Shut up..
my child.. am I your father?

Hurry up and speak.
It has to do with my married life!

No.

What nonsense! You told
me that you're his daughter!

That he hates the idea
of you working in my store!

And I even met you
at this very place!

Please forgive me.

All these misunderstandings
are taking place because of me.

But please hear me out once.

After that whatever punishment
you give me, I will accept.

I came to this city
to look for a job.

Despite the best of my efforts,
I couldn't find one.

And when I got the opportunity
to work at his showroom..

I didn't want to lose it.
So I spoke one lie after another.

To hide one lie,
I had to lie many more times.

That's the truth.

After a very long time,
I've spoken the truth today.

Don't cry, my child.

What has happened is in the past.
We hold nothing against you.

Where is your other son?
- There she goes again!

You want to see? You want to?

I come here for the last time!

One problem ends,
another one begins!

Welcome,
you're the one we were missing.

It's either this way or that today!

You folks don't know what
a dirty rotten scoundrel I am!

I knew that the moment I saw you.
- Silence!

Where is my daughter?
- What? His daughter?

He always asked where my son was!

And now he asks
where his daughter is!

Do you suffer from any disease ?
- When you got to know..

...that I'd have my daughter
married to your son..

...you had my daughter kidnapped!
Where is my daughter?

She has married me and
is very happy to be with me.

What are you going to do...?
- I'll take your life!

It's not a toy.
You might kill me! Put it away!

Shut up! I could pump
your body with lead anyway!

I know all of you are
conspiring against me!

So everyone's going with me.
If anyone refuses..

...it'll be his last refusal!
Move it!

I'm going to bite you back, you dog!

Stop there! - get him!

Get him!

Get him!

Get out..This is not a garden,
it's my place. The place of death.

Where's my daughter?
- It's coming out of my ears!

From my house to here about 25KM,
you asked me a hundred times!

Which language you do understand?
- Where is my daughter?

Tell me, else I'll kill you!

You hit me!

No, no.

He'll die.

Wait there..

I got him!

You take that!

I'll not leave you!

You kiss my wife!

You dare kiss my Mom!

Freeze! I've got a pistol!
Stay where you are!

One, two..

Get him.

Your father was dead, isn't it?
Now, his son will die!

Now do you understand?

Hey loony!

Quiet! Hands up!

How will I?

Tell me where my daughter is.
- She has committed suicide.

She has ended her
life in a dry well!

You poke fun at me...?
The slugs in this gun are real.

You want to see?
You want to...? Take a look.

Nobody moves! Else you're dead-meat!

Stick your hands up,
or I'll send you to hell!

Hey hero.. you want me to send bullets
to you through the mobile phone?

Stick your hands up! go on!

Listen..

How much more will you make me run?

Got a match?

Anjali, where are you?

Help! - Be careful!

Arrest them! Take them!

Everything's suddenly so quiet,
isn't it?

Like the clouds clearing,
after a storm.

A lot of things are clear surely.

I admit, I loved you because I
thought you were Tiwari's daughter.

I have to give some girl
the charge to my life some day.

So I thought, why not..

Jeetu says he wants to marry me.

Nandu says that too.

Nandu and I have been pretending
to be man and wife for many days.

So that consideration
Nandu must surely get.

So you'll marry both of us? - No.

Actually, during the fun
& excitement that took place..

I found a way out
of this dilemma. - What?

I've written both
names on these chits.

Whichever name comes up,
I'll marry him.

Nandu, you pick a chit.
- I won't! I always lose!

No, not me! I always lose!
- We have no other way, Nandu.

I'm not picking lots.
- I've prayed to god..

He'll help me choose the right boy.

Jeetu, you pick a slip.

I knew I'd lose!

Nandu.

Nandu.

Nandu.

Nandu in this one too?

Nandu.

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