Original subtitles

WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU...

SHOW,

STARRING COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG!

ABANDONED AS A PUP, HE WAS FOUND BY MURIEL,

WHO LIVES IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE

WITH HER HUSBAND, EUSTACE BAGGE.

GAH!

BUT CREEPY STUFF HAPPENS IN NOWHERE.

IT'S UP TO COURAGE TO SAVE HIS NEW HOME.

STUPID DOG.

YOU MADE ME LOOK BAD.

AHH! OOGA-BOOGA- BOOGA!

NG MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

[CHICKENS CLUCKING]

[SNORING]

DOGS ARE EVIL.

HUH?

ARGHH!

Muriel: COURAGE!

[LAUGHING]

OH, PLAYING WITH YOUR NEW FRIEND?

THAT'S GRAND. PLEASED TO MEET YOU.

COURAGE DOESN'T MAKE MANY FRIENDS, YOU KNOW.

WE'D LOVE IT IF YOU'D JOIN US FOR TEA.

[GIBBERISH]

FINE. I'LL LET YOU TWO ALONE TO PLAY.

[GIBBERISH]

Muriel: SUCH A LOVELY GIRL.

[SQUEAKING]

MY NAME IS KITTY,

AND I'VE COME FROM THE WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS.

MY CLOSEST FRIEND, BUNNY...

Muriel: YES?

FELL IN LOVE WITH A GANGSTER.

OOH, MY.

HE TREATS HER LIKE SHE'S HIS SLAVE.

MY KIND OF GUY.

Kitty: HE'S A LOWDOWN, DIRTY DOG.

OOH.

Muriel: OH, GRACIOUS ME!

WHEN HE FOUND OUT I WAS TRYING TO GET BUNNY TO RUN AWAY...

HE THREATENED MY LIFE.

OH, MY. POOR DEAR.

[GIBBERISH]

COURAGE,

LET OUR GUEST FINISH HER STORY.

Eustace: YEAH, SHUT UP! STUPID INTERRUPTING DOG.

I WAS FORCED TO LEAVE MY HOME AND MY BEST FRIEND, BUNNY.

I'M LOST WITHOUT HER.

I CAN'T BEAR TO FACE THE TRUTH--

THAT I'LL NEVER SEE HER AGAIN.

OH, SUCH A PITY.

TAKE THAT MASK OFF. YOU MIGHT SEE BETTER.

[CRASH]

OOH!

[GIBBERISH]

DOGS ARE EVIL.

Muriel: EUSTACE, LET'S NOT MENTION HER MASK AGAIN.

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

I'LL SAY "MASK" IF I WANT TO.

[LAUGHING]

HUH?

ARGHH!

OH, THERE'S MY HALIBUT.

NOT A BOTHER. JUST HAVE FUN.

OOH.

SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO.

I'LL GO GET EUSTACE.

EVIL DOGS.

ARGHH!

AH! OH. SORRY.

HA HA! SORRY.

[MOANING]

[FLUSHES TOILET]

YOU FIXED THE TOILET, EUSTACE. GOOD JOB.

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. SHUT UP.

[COYOTE HOWLS]

[CHEWING]

WHAT ARE YOU HIDING FROM, ANYWAY?

CAN'T EAT THE FOOD.

[HOWLING]

I SIMPLY DON'T WISH TO FACE REALITY.

Muriel: BUT, MY DEAR, WE ALL MUST FACE REALITY.

REALLY?

LIKE HOW YOU SNEAK EXTRA SWEETS WHEN NO ONE IS WATCHING?

OH!

MURIEL!

AND YOU--

YOU SAY YOU CAN FIX ANYTHING.

YEOW!

[GRUMBLING]

HEH HEH HEH. MURIEL, I FIXED IT!

DAAH!

[GROWLS] I'M GOING TO BED.

I'VE MADE A BED FOR YOU HERE IN THE ATTIC.

[MOANS]

I HOPE YOU'LL BE COMFORTABLE.

JUST SHOUT IF YOU NEED ANYTHING.

EUSTACE, DO YOU THINK I EAT TOO MUCH?

NAH. THE MASKED LADY! I CAN FIX ANYTHING.

[GRUMBLING]

WELL, GOOD NIGHT, EUSTACE.

YEAH, YEAH.

GOOD NIGHT.

[TOY SQUEAKING]

EEE!

[SCREAMING]

[GIBBERISH]

COURAGE! WHAT'S WRONG, DOG?

COURAGE, HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH THINGS?

YEAH! STUPID DOG.

ALL WE KNOW ABOUT THIS POOR GIRL

IS SHE'S FROM THE WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS.

[SNARLING]

TO BETTER UNDERSTAND HER,

TRY TO SEE THE WORLD THE WAY SHE SEES IT.

[MURIEL AND EUSTACE SCREAMING]

AAH!

Eustace: SHUT UP!

ARGHH!

STUPID DOG.

[MOANING]

OH!

HA!

[SNORING]

[SNORING]

"TO KITTY. LOVE, BUNNY"?

[MOANS]

ARGHH!

[SCREAMING]

ARGHH!

HEY! THERE'LL BE NONE OF THAT AROUND HERE.

AIN'T THAT KITTY'S MOUSE?

YOU A FRIEND OF KITTY AND BUNNY?

[GIBBERISH]

RIGHT. BUNNY'S IN A BAD WAY WITHOUT KITTY.

THESE TWO WAS THE SWEETEST GALS THAT EVER LIVED.

BUT BUNNY'S GUY, MAD DOG--

HE DIDN'T LIKE THEM BEING SO FRIENDLY-LIKE.

HE'S ONE NASTY PIECE OF JEALOUSY.

HE AND HIS GANG LIVE DOWN THE ROAD.

YOU KNOW WHERE.

AFTER YOU GET BUNNY OUT OF THERE,

TELL HER CHARLIE SAYS, "HEY."

[BANGING ON DOOR]

Muriel: COURAGE!

COURAGE? COURAGE!

COURAGE, PLEASE! ARE YOU THERE?

OH, DEAR. WHY IS THIS DOOR LOCKED?

OOH, OOH, OOH, HOO, HOO, HOO...

OOH, OOH, OOH.

EUSTACE, WAKE UP.

WHAT?

I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM, AND--

AND I CAN'T OPEN THE DOOR.

CAN'T OPEN THE DOOR. CAN'T OPEN THE DOOR.

CAN'T GET NO SLEEP, NEITHER.

MMM, MMM, MMM.

WHAT?!

OPEN...DUMB...DOOR, NOW!

AY YI YI YI! OH, OH, OH! AH, AH!

EUSTACE, KITTY WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU.

YOU CAN'T FIX A THING.

OH, YEAH?

YOU WANT SOME CHOCOLATE?

OOH...

AAH!

[MUNCHING]

[CAR APPROACHING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[SNIFFING]

OOH! OOH!

[GROWLING]

[GROWLS]

MOVE YOUR TAIL, BUNNY.

BUNNY?

Kitty: NO!

OH, MY.

Kitty: WHERE IS IT?

WHO STOLE IT?

IT WAS THAT DOG. THEY'RE ALL ALIKE.

THEY STEAL WHAT YOU LOVE THE MOST.

EUSTACE, KITTY'S IN TROUBLE.

HURRY OUT THAT WINDOW.

WHY ME?

OUT YOU GO.

AAH!

OOH!

OH, MY.

Mad Dog: COME ON, BUNNY.

DON'T I MAKE YOU HAPPY NO MORE?

OR MAYBE YOU'RE STILL THINKING ABOUT KITTY.

OH.

I TOLD YOU TO FORGET HER.

I TAKE YOU FROM A TWO-BIT JOINT

AND MAKE YOU A CLASS ACT,

AND YOU WANT TO MAKE ME SECOND RATE?

IF I EVEN SMELL KITTY,

I'LL BURY THE TWO OF YOU.

[SOBS]

AW, BUNNY, YOU KNOW YOU'RE MY GIRL.

LET'S GO BACK TO THE WAY WE WAS--

YOU KNOW, HAPPY-LIKE.

EVERYTHING'S OK.

OK.

Bunny: LET GO OF ME!

LET GO OF ME!

LET GO OF ME!

Mad Dog: GET THIS THING OFF OF ME.

[GROWLS]

Bunny: YOU DOGS ARE ALL THE SAME--

ANIMALS! ANIMALS!

EEE, EEE, EEE!

HO HO HO!

MMM-MMM.

[BANGING ON DOOR]

Kitty: LET ME OUT!

QUIT YOUR BANGING. I'LL GET YOU OUT.

AAH! CHEAP TOOLS.

LET ME OUT!

NO!

OOH!

I'M GOING TO EXPLODE, I AM.

OH, EUSTACE, HURRY!

HUH?

LOVELY.

CHEAP ROCKS.

[TOILET FLUSHES]

OH, WHAT A RELIEF.

[TAPPING ON WINDOW]

HUH?

NO. NO. NOT ANOTHER DOG!

SHH!

OH, KITTY.

HELP ME...BEFORE THEY RETURN!

[CRASH]

Dog: WHAT WAS THAT?

HURRY! THEY'RE COMING.

[LAUGHING EVILLY]

[GASPS]

[SNIFFING]

[GROWLS]

[BANG, BLAM, BLAST]

[BOOM, BANG, BING]

OOH. OOH.

Dog: WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE?

WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING, MAN?

STAND BACK, MURIEL.

I CAN'T OPEN THE DOOR ANY OTHER WAY.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT, EUSTACE.

TRY THIS.

JUST A BOBBY PIN, HUH?

I COULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT.

I'VE DECIDED TO CUT BACK ON THE SWEETS.

SHE'S GONE!

WHAT A MESS.

MUST'VE HAD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.

[GRUMBLING]

[PANTING]

OH, NO!

MAD DOG IS COMING.

[SCREAMING]

[GIBBERISH]

Mad Dog: BUNNY!

THERE'S NO WAY DOWN!

[GROWLING]

[BOTH SCREAMING]

[LAUGHING]

[TRAIN APPROACHING]

OH, EUSTACE,

I'M SORRY FOR THE TERRIBLE THINGS I'VE SAID.

Eustace: THAT'S OK, MURIEL.

NOBODY'S PERFECT.

I WONDER WHERE COURAGE HAS RUN OFF TO?

WHO CARES?

[BELL RINGING]

[HORN BLOWING]

[GROWLING]

OOH.

[GIBBERISH]

ARGHH!

[CRASH]

[HONK]

Both: ARGHH!

[HONK]

Both: ARGHH!

[HORN HONKING]

[CRASH]

HA HA HA.

[HORN HONKING]

YAY!

YOU ARE A BRAVE DOG.

UH-HUH.

[SMOOCH]

THANK YOU.

Kitty: BUNNY!

BUNNY!

KITTY!

KITTY, THAT DOG SAVED MY LIFE.

HE SAVED MY LIFE!

I WAS WRONG, BUNNY.

NOT ALL DOGS ARE BAD.

NOW WE CAN BE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER.

[LAUGHING]

THANK YOU, DOG.

THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING.

COURAGE, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, DOG?

OH....

WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU ALL NIGHT.

KITTY'S GONE,

BUT SHE'S LEFT SOMETHING BEHIND.

EUSTACE HAS TAKEN A FANCY TO IT.

HUH?

[BANG BANG]

THE TOILET DOESN'T WORK.

OW!

MURIEL, YOU GOT A BOBBY PIN?

CAPTIONISTUPID DOG!SIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDU