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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:26,879 --> 00:01:30,340 CUDDLING: 5 Euros, OILING: 10 Euros HAPPY ENDING: 25 Euros 2 00:02:40,077 --> 00:02:42,287 This guy has no idea where he's come. 3 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:58,720 A rebetiko queen... Now I've seen it all! 4 00:02:59,805 --> 00:03:01,849 Typical leftish fag. 5 00:03:02,641 --> 00:03:05,310 She doesn't look it, but she's determined. 6 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:08,063 What about the right-wing fag? 7 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:11,692 You can tell from a mile away, but she thinks she's butch. 8 00:03:12,276 --> 00:03:15,362 I can tell after all these years at the Ministry. 9 00:03:20,742 --> 00:03:23,620 When is he expecting your new concept? 10 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:26,123 This weekend. 11 00:03:26,290 --> 00:03:27,165 What? 12 00:03:27,332 --> 00:03:28,876 Yep, I fucked up. 13 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:32,588 I told him I had a draft, not to miss the opportunity... 14 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:35,090 Just ask for some extra time. 15 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:39,636 Amazing! We've arrived and it's scorching I tell you! 16 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:41,889 Let me show you around. 17 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:45,392 So, orgies, this way, blowjobs... 18 00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:46,894 Did you eat, bitch? 19 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:49,021 Well done, Molly! 20 00:03:49,313 --> 00:03:50,522 Hey! 21 00:03:50,689 --> 00:03:53,525 Doesn't that dog look a bit like Carmen? 22 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:55,277 Indeed... 23 00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:58,030 What a summer that was... 24 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:03,410 There's an idea for your movie. 25 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:05,537 Pitch "The Summer with Carmen" to the French queen. 26 00:04:05,871 --> 00:04:07,289 It crossed my mind... 27 00:04:08,332 --> 00:04:09,041 For real? 28 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:12,503 Yes, but Jean-Sebastien is not interested in dramas. 29 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:14,254 It's not a drama. 30 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,589 It's a very optimistic story. 31 00:04:18,382 --> 00:04:20,385 That summer taught me so much. 32 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:54,670 If you're in no mood to listen, just say it! 33 00:04:56,296 --> 00:05:01,093 We had agreed to take time, and then meet and talk about it. 34 00:05:01,552 --> 00:05:02,636 Go on... 35 00:05:10,352 --> 00:05:14,273 All this time, I've been trying to figure out what's the issue. 36 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,149 Why aren't we good anymore? 37 00:05:16,275 --> 00:05:18,861 And I keep coming to the same conclusion: 38 00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:21,822 Sex is not the cause of our problem. 39 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:23,866 It's lack of communication. We don't talk. 40 00:05:23,907 --> 00:05:24,783 Here we go again. 41 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:26,535 What do you mean here we go again? 42 00:05:26,577 --> 00:05:28,871 Nothing. Go on. 43 00:05:28,954 --> 00:05:30,497 No, I won't go on! 44 00:05:30,539 --> 00:05:31,456 Let's talk about it. 45 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:35,127 Enough with your talking! As if it makes a difference! 46 00:05:35,294 --> 00:05:36,712 Why wouldn't it? 47 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:38,881 Talking never solved any problems. 48 00:05:39,381 --> 00:05:42,259 All we do is pretend we've solved them! 49 00:05:42,718 --> 00:05:44,219 Better to say nothing. 50 00:05:44,261 --> 00:05:45,679 At least let's be honest. 51 00:05:45,721 --> 00:05:47,598 We have issues and we can't solve them! 52 00:05:47,639 --> 00:05:50,976 It doesn't work that way. Problems have to be solved. 53 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:53,270 We are the problems. 54 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:55,355 What does that mean? 55 00:05:55,397 --> 00:05:56,565 We are our own problems. 56 00:05:56,773 --> 00:05:57,774 We are our own problems. 57 00:05:57,858 --> 00:05:59,276 Yes, we are our own problems. 58 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:01,236 Yes, but people change! 59 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:02,362 In movies, maybe... 60 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:06,450 In real life too. If they didn't change... 61 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:12,581 So what do you suggest? 62 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:16,960 Go on like this? No sex? No talking? 63 00:06:24,218 --> 00:06:25,761 Do you want to break up? 64 00:06:26,178 --> 00:06:27,971 Just say it, man. 65 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:33,393 Demosthenes, I'm never gonna tell you to break up with me. 66 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:36,813 So? 67 00:06:48,867 --> 00:06:52,079 He didn't expect that I would break up with him. 68 00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:04,174 Really long overdue... 69 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:07,135 It wasn't all bad. 70 00:07:12,683 --> 00:07:14,977 Why did I spend 4 years with him then? 71 00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:17,187 Honestly? 72 00:07:17,312 --> 00:07:19,064 I have no idea... Sorry. 73 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:23,277 You said from day one: he won't open up, he has issues 74 00:07:23,318 --> 00:07:25,654 and that you alone made all the effort. 75 00:07:26,196 --> 00:07:29,533 And when the sex was over that you were like siblings. 76 00:07:32,578 --> 00:07:33,829 Well, OK... 77 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:36,915 If you ever have a long-term relationship you'll see for yourself. 78 00:07:39,585 --> 00:07:42,462 Relationships don't last without compromises. 79 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:03,066 What time is it? The crews are done with their shift. 80 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:06,486 It's happy hour at the cruising beach. 81 00:08:06,528 --> 00:08:08,906 Until the sun sets, and sale season begins. 82 00:08:30,469 --> 00:08:34,222 So... I had the most fucked-up dream. 83 00:08:36,058 --> 00:08:38,101 I was at the movie theater. 84 00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:39,561 And I was looking for you, 85 00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:42,981 because I wanted to audition for your next movie. 86 00:08:44,399 --> 00:08:47,361 Don't tell me you're getting back into acting? 87 00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:48,529 Definitely not... 88 00:08:49,530 --> 00:08:53,033 But, I do miss being creative. 89 00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:54,952 It's been a while... 90 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:56,870 Ceramics again? 91 00:08:57,246 --> 00:08:58,789 Or writing? 92 00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:06,839 So, if you need help writing the script, 93 00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:08,966 I'm available. With pleasure. 94 00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:18,517 Last time we tried to write together, it didn't go so well. 95 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,437 I remember... 96 00:09:23,105 --> 00:09:25,023 Just putting the idea out there. 97 00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:26,942 Because of the dream. 98 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:54,761 Jump in! It's perfect! 99 00:09:55,554 --> 00:09:58,265 Molly! Come here. 100 00:10:05,731 --> 00:10:08,525 Molly! Come here, you bitch! 101 00:10:09,318 --> 00:10:10,777 Molly! 102 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:13,280 Let's take a swim together. 103 00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:16,033 The water is great! 104 00:10:16,909 --> 00:10:20,787 Molly! Come swim with Mommy! 105 00:10:23,999 --> 00:10:26,835 - For real? You won't wet your hair? - Yep. 106 00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:30,172 You're such a dick! I told you it washes off. 107 00:10:30,214 --> 00:10:31,840 You poor artist. 108 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:34,051 You can't even afford the hairdressers. 109 00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:37,012 Molly! Come join Mommy! 110 00:10:37,179 --> 00:10:40,057 Come here you little queerdo! 111 00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:42,142 What are you sniffing? 112 00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:46,355 OK... Say I pitch "The Summer with Carmen" to Jean-Sebastien, 113 00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:48,607 how would the movie begin? 114 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,108 How would it begin? 115 00:10:50,734 --> 00:10:53,111 The beginning is the most important thing in a script. 116 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,531 Most producers don't get past 10 pages. 117 00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:58,450 If you don't hook them, they'll move on to the next script. 118 00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:02,287 Then it should start with the breakup. 119 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,878 The breakup is too dramatic for an opening. 120 00:11:10,045 --> 00:11:13,090 Jean-Sebastien is looking for something fun, sexy... 121 00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:16,343 very queer, Greek summer. But low budget. 122 00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:17,845 Very low budget. 123 00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:20,347 He said so 500 times. 124 00:11:23,267 --> 00:11:26,103 Fun, sexy, Greek... 125 00:11:26,645 --> 00:11:27,688 Low budget. 126 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:45,414 Wherever I look, I see failed dates. 127 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:48,125 You come to feel proud of yourself 128 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,878 and you end up depressed with your love life... 129 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:53,672 Do you think you'll see Panos? 130 00:11:53,714 --> 00:11:56,967 No way, Panos never comes to the Pride parades. 131 00:11:58,594 --> 00:11:59,970 Look, Tsortsekis! 132 00:12:00,304 --> 00:12:01,430 Do you know him? 133 00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:03,974 We auditioned together for Economides' new film. 134 00:12:04,016 --> 00:12:06,643 I played his son. A junkie... 135 00:12:06,852 --> 00:12:07,936 Should I go talk to him? 136 00:12:07,978 --> 00:12:10,397 It's been a month and they haven't called me yet. 137 00:12:10,439 --> 00:12:13,442 Of course you should. We're all colleagues. 138 00:12:13,609 --> 00:12:15,652 You're right. I'm going. 139 00:12:16,028 --> 00:12:22,034 Really now, girls... Can you picture Nikitas in an Economides film? 140 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,160 Sure, why not? 141 00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:25,913 UNCONDITIONAL 142 00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:29,666 ZACKIE LIVES - FUCK NAZIS 143 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,585 Take care and don't quit! 144 00:12:31,877 --> 00:12:32,961 Thanks... 145 00:12:34,296 --> 00:12:36,924 Now, what about this ball... 146 00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:40,219 - What happened? - They got someone else. 147 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,387 They were looking for something more earthy. 148 00:12:42,471 --> 00:12:43,388 Earthy? 149 00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:45,474 In other words, I'm too gay for the part. 150 00:12:45,641 --> 00:12:48,769 Tell me, honestly. Can't I play straight parts? 151 00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:51,021 Didn't I nail Orestis at school? 152 00:12:51,188 --> 00:12:53,023 Of course. Don't take it personally. 153 00:12:53,190 --> 00:12:54,733 How can I not, Eleni? 154 00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:57,653 That's why I never get hired. 155 00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:59,238 There might be other reasons... 156 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,490 Like? Being a bad actor? 157 00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:02,991 That's not what I meant... 158 00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:04,743 Fucking homophobia. 159 00:13:04,910 --> 00:13:07,371 Why does it matter if I look gay? 160 00:13:07,913 --> 00:13:10,207 Should all straight men look straight? 161 00:13:10,374 --> 00:13:13,043 They always say: He's gay but he doesn't look it. 162 00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:15,128 Aren't there straights that don't look it? 163 00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:16,964 That's all part of the game. 164 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,800 That's why most of us quit after a while... 165 00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:23,470 You were so stupid to quit and you know it! 166 00:13:23,512 --> 00:13:27,516 Meanwhile, if you try, you can totally get away with looking straight. 167 00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:40,737 Fine, I'll go with it. I'll only play gay parts. 168 00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:43,949 But let it be a role that's worth it. That's got an arc. 169 00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:45,659 Like in "Sissies"! 170 00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:47,995 - What sissies? - Their play! 171 00:13:48,287 --> 00:13:51,456 You guys, what an awesome play you wrote... 172 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,500 We all came out crying. 173 00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:57,838 - True, what a laugh... - You mean, what an emotion! 174 00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:00,048 The play had both. 175 00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:01,466 Just like in life. 176 00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:04,761 You know, "Sissies" would make a great film. 177 00:14:05,179 --> 00:14:09,016 100%! You guys need to sit down and write it! 178 00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:10,309 For real! 179 00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:13,520 And, please, bring us to play any spare sissy. 180 00:14:13,729 --> 00:14:18,275 Even if we wrote it, found a director, found a producer... 181 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,569 It's not that easy to make a film. 182 00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:22,279 What if we all chip in? 183 00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:32,706 "Sissies" was a breakthrough moment for me. 184 00:14:33,624 --> 00:14:36,502 I think that's when I came to terms with myself. 185 00:14:36,585 --> 00:14:37,586 Yes... 186 00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:39,922 It was a threshold for me too. 187 00:14:44,635 --> 00:14:46,512 Good evening, Athens Pride! 188 00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:47,888 Hey! 189 00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:48,805 Hi, Panos. 190 00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:50,140 How are you guys doing? 191 00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:52,059 Good. You? 192 00:14:52,476 --> 00:14:54,269 Fine. 193 00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:58,440 I took the little one out for a walk and thought I'd drop by. 194 00:14:58,482 --> 00:15:00,317 This is Carmen. 195 00:15:00,651 --> 00:15:02,069 - Is she yours? - Yep. 196 00:15:03,028 --> 00:15:07,241 I was at the book fair, at Zappio, and she followed me home. 197 00:15:07,324 --> 00:15:08,867 I couldn't just leave her. 198 00:15:10,327 --> 00:15:12,329 So you're keeping her? 199 00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:14,581 As I just said... 200 00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:17,042 Dogs are a big responsibility. 201 00:15:18,377 --> 00:15:19,419 I know. 202 00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:23,841 - What about you guys? All good? - All good. 203 00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:27,427 - Should I go talk to him? - Go. 204 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,054 You got this? 205 00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:34,142 - If he can't talk to him, who can? - Go to him. 206 00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:38,397 Are you OK? 207 00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:40,274 Yes. 208 00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:44,152 Are you sure? 209 00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:47,406 Yeah, fine. It's just... 210 00:15:47,865 --> 00:15:51,660 It's obvious he got the dog to fill the void of our relationship. 211 00:15:51,702 --> 00:15:53,871 Come on, forget about Panos already! 212 00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:57,082 Look around you! All these queens... 213 00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:40,584 That's it! 214 00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,169 No more boyfriends. 215 00:16:42,753 --> 00:16:44,755 - Let's hope so... - I mean it! 216 00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:48,592 And something else. 217 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,511 When we go to Kastellorizo, 218 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,138 we'll adapt "Sissies" into a screenplay. 219 00:16:53,889 --> 00:16:54,806 Yeah, right. 220 00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:56,225 Yes, man! 221 00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:59,728 They're right. It will make an amazing film. 222 00:17:00,521 --> 00:17:03,023 Directors will be queuing to get attached. 223 00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:06,318 And there'll be a lead role made just for you. 224 00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:08,945 That would be amazing! 225 00:17:17,913 --> 00:17:19,623 Pride makes a better opening. 226 00:17:20,332 --> 00:17:21,791 It's queer, it's summer. 227 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:25,170 And it introduces the subplot of our collaboration. 228 00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:26,839 We'll put that in the script too? 229 00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:28,464 Shouldn't we? 230 00:17:28,507 --> 00:17:29,508 Don't know... 231 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:31,969 It depends. 232 00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:34,054 If you want a lead role in the film... 233 00:17:34,263 --> 00:17:36,390 Demosthenes, I'm no longer an actor. 234 00:17:36,557 --> 00:17:38,141 I'm a director. 235 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:43,313 Now, if there's a role in my movies that suits me... OK, I'll play it. 236 00:17:43,355 --> 00:17:45,190 Just like Xavier Dolan. 237 00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:48,819 Well, you ought to play yourself. You're born for the part. 238 00:17:48,861 --> 00:17:52,322 To say the least. I've been studying myself since age three. 239 00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:53,740 Seriously though... 240 00:17:53,949 --> 00:17:56,827 Let me make a feature film, and I don't need a single scene. 241 00:17:57,202 --> 00:18:01,290 It takes ages for directors to make their debut feature. 242 00:18:02,499 --> 00:18:06,295 If it works out with Jean-Sebastien, It'll be like winning the lottery. 243 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:07,754 It will. 244 00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:09,006 You'll see. 245 00:18:09,173 --> 00:18:13,010 "The Summer with Carmen" is a fucking brilliant idea. 246 00:18:13,177 --> 00:18:14,219 Sorry. 247 00:18:15,554 --> 00:18:18,015 So, we've got the hero... 248 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,934 and now we need to find the action. 249 00:18:22,019 --> 00:18:23,896 What does this hero do? 250 00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:48,921 Sorry, I won't come. 251 00:18:51,048 --> 00:18:53,175 This was all a bit too fast for me. 252 00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:55,761 OK, no problem. 253 00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:59,515 Next time. 254 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,324 Wanna shower or are you off? 255 00:19:17,366 --> 00:19:19,493 Eh, I'll be off then. 256 00:19:34,675 --> 00:19:36,301 Now, let's move on to Scorpios. 257 00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:41,348 New month, new moon, new beginnings! Time for change! 258 00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:45,811 Now, most of you have the holidays ahead 259 00:19:45,978 --> 00:19:48,105 and wish to leave everything behind. 260 00:19:48,272 --> 00:19:52,985 But you also face the aspect between Venus and Saturn 261 00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:58,657 an aspect which is a catalyst for evaluating everything 262 00:19:58,824 --> 00:20:01,910 and for deciding what to leave behind 263 00:20:01,994 --> 00:20:04,288 and what to keep. 264 00:20:04,872 --> 00:20:08,834 Now is the time to lay the groundwork for meaningful change 265 00:20:09,001 --> 00:20:11,879 in all areas of your life. 266 00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:16,383 Quick commercial break and we'll be right ba-- 267 00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:29,688 Do you want a cracker? 268 00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:32,191 Thanks, I brought a nutrient bar. 269 00:21:16,777 --> 00:21:18,737 - Enjoy your holiday. - Enjoy your holiday. 270 00:21:20,197 --> 00:21:22,324 - Enjoy your holiday! - Enjoy your holiday! 271 00:21:22,491 --> 00:21:25,035 - Enjoy your holiday! - Enjoy your holiday! 272 00:21:26,203 --> 00:21:29,206 - Enjoy your holiday! - Enjoy your holiday! 273 00:21:30,541 --> 00:21:31,959 Enjoy your holidays. 274 00:21:39,591 --> 00:21:42,928 I bought notebooks, markers... 275 00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:46,682 50 euros of weed for inspiration, 276 00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:48,767 rice crackers, 277 00:21:49,393 --> 00:21:51,311 so we won't starve until we get there, 278 00:21:52,062 --> 00:21:54,356 and I found this awesome book, 279 00:21:54,815 --> 00:21:58,277 a step-by-step guide for writing a script. 280 00:22:27,764 --> 00:22:30,767 "MONEMVASIA" 281 00:23:29,826 --> 00:23:31,078 Yeah man... 282 00:23:35,874 --> 00:23:39,878 I'm skeptical about the sex scenes, it can easily turn out cheap. 283 00:23:40,879 --> 00:23:43,173 Doesn't Jean-Sebastien want sexiness? 284 00:23:44,508 --> 00:23:48,303 He does, but it shouldn't turn into porn. Speaking of which... 285 00:23:51,473 --> 00:23:54,059 The leftist queen didn't waste any time... 286 00:23:54,351 --> 00:23:57,187 She grappled with working class problems right away! 287 00:23:58,146 --> 00:24:00,232 How shameless, in plain view... 288 00:24:00,649 --> 00:24:02,526 Let the boys express themselves. 289 00:24:02,609 --> 00:24:05,863 Oh, look! They've got company. 290 00:24:11,785 --> 00:24:12,578 Fuck off! 291 00:24:12,661 --> 00:24:16,290 Oh my... How rude! 292 00:24:16,415 --> 00:24:20,836 The man just wanted a pervy peek, it's not like they're being discreet. 293 00:24:21,003 --> 00:24:23,422 Stupid bitch! What a waste of energy. 294 00:24:28,177 --> 00:24:29,261 So... 295 00:24:29,386 --> 00:24:31,638 I saw my dad in my dream too. 296 00:24:33,098 --> 00:24:35,642 He wanted me to take him to the hospital. 297 00:24:37,436 --> 00:24:40,606 Are we putting your dad's drama in the movie as well? 298 00:24:40,772 --> 00:24:42,816 The story doesn't work without it. 299 00:24:44,693 --> 00:24:45,694 I know but... 300 00:24:45,861 --> 00:24:51,116 A homophobic pensioner is not very queer, fun, sexy... 301 00:24:52,201 --> 00:24:56,371 That's why you need lots of homosexual sex to balance it out. 302 00:25:20,938 --> 00:25:23,148 Thymios. Nice to meet you. 303 00:25:23,607 --> 00:25:25,901 Demosthenes. Nice to meet you too. 304 00:25:40,457 --> 00:25:43,377 I rarely come the first time I have sex with someone. 305 00:25:46,672 --> 00:25:47,714 What an honor. 306 00:25:52,469 --> 00:25:53,804 Shower? 307 00:25:54,137 --> 00:25:55,389 Sure... 308 00:26:31,925 --> 00:26:33,385 Here you go. 309 00:26:40,934 --> 00:26:42,561 Won't you join me? 310 00:26:48,609 --> 00:26:50,194 Go ahead. I'll be right in. 311 00:26:59,661 --> 00:27:00,662 Hello? 312 00:27:00,704 --> 00:27:02,539 Demosthenes, are you there? 313 00:27:02,915 --> 00:27:04,208 Mom? What's wrong? 314 00:27:12,257 --> 00:27:14,259 He's getting X-rayed. 315 00:27:16,386 --> 00:27:18,972 We're lucky it's just half a vertebra cracked. 316 00:27:19,014 --> 00:27:23,519 He'll rest for a while, you'll get a private nurse to help... 317 00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:26,355 You know your father, he detests private nurses. 318 00:27:26,605 --> 00:27:28,482 He only likes to torture me. 319 00:27:28,524 --> 00:27:30,943 Not true. He likes to torture others too. 320 00:27:30,984 --> 00:27:32,778 You're just his favorite. 321 00:27:32,986 --> 00:27:36,573 So, I know a private nurse, Anna, from Georgia. 322 00:27:36,698 --> 00:27:40,452 Forget it honey. We'll be fine, just the two of us. 323 00:27:40,536 --> 00:27:42,996 Better that than let a total stranger into our house! 324 00:27:43,163 --> 00:27:46,083 Mom, we changed our tickets for Thursday. 325 00:27:47,543 --> 00:27:48,710 Are you nuts? 326 00:27:48,877 --> 00:27:52,256 You'll go on vacation and leave me alone with him? 327 00:27:52,297 --> 00:27:53,841 That's why we need Anna. 328 00:27:54,007 --> 00:27:56,677 What can I say? Do as you please. 329 00:27:57,052 --> 00:27:58,220 OK. Forget it... 330 00:27:58,387 --> 00:27:59,972 Why am I surprised... 331 00:28:00,013 --> 00:28:02,224 Just forget I said anything! 332 00:28:04,935 --> 00:28:07,354 What's this cast they told us to get? 333 00:28:07,980 --> 00:28:11,859 It's like a corset. Panos' father had to wear one after he fell. 334 00:28:12,901 --> 00:28:13,986 Panos? 335 00:28:14,736 --> 00:28:15,821 My friend. 336 00:28:17,114 --> 00:28:19,116 The unibrow guy? 337 00:28:19,157 --> 00:28:20,242 Him. 338 00:28:22,411 --> 00:28:24,746 Anna looked after his father. 339 00:28:26,456 --> 00:28:28,375 You're obsessed with this Anna. 340 00:28:29,751 --> 00:28:31,503 How was the wedding? 341 00:28:33,046 --> 00:28:34,756 Boring and tacky. 342 00:28:37,509 --> 00:28:39,636 Your father's side of the family... 343 00:28:46,059 --> 00:28:50,272 Don't forget my earplugs. They're in the drawer. 344 00:28:50,272 --> 00:28:51,523 OK. I will. 345 00:28:51,523 --> 00:28:53,275 - And my tablet. - OK. 346 00:28:54,234 --> 00:28:56,028 - Bye. - Bye Dad... 347 00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:33,524 Hey Panos, is this a bad time? 348 00:29:34,608 --> 00:29:35,651 I'm fine. 349 00:29:47,996 --> 00:29:49,081 "SCREENPLAY" by Syd Field 350 00:29:49,164 --> 00:29:53,210 So, the call to Panos is probably plot point 1. 351 00:29:54,795 --> 00:29:55,838 Plot point 1? 352 00:29:55,879 --> 00:29:57,422 It's clearly plot point 1. 353 00:29:57,589 --> 00:30:00,300 A critical decision of the hero with irrevocable consequences. 354 00:30:00,467 --> 00:30:01,677 Why was it critical? 355 00:30:01,844 --> 00:30:03,053 I just needed the brace. 356 00:30:03,220 --> 00:30:06,139 Yes, but deep down you wanted to reach out again. 357 00:30:06,306 --> 00:30:07,015 Who, me? 358 00:30:07,182 --> 00:30:08,267 Why would I? 359 00:30:08,433 --> 00:30:10,143 Because it wasn't over for you. 360 00:30:10,310 --> 00:30:11,436 What are you talking about? 361 00:30:11,603 --> 00:30:13,730 Panos wasn't over it, not me! 362 00:30:14,565 --> 00:30:15,732 OK. 363 00:30:15,899 --> 00:30:16,984 Maybe. 364 00:30:17,276 --> 00:30:19,528 Not maybe. For sure. 365 00:30:38,881 --> 00:30:40,048 Sorry I'm late. 366 00:30:40,632 --> 00:30:42,092 It's OK. 367 00:30:42,801 --> 00:30:44,178 How are you? 368 00:30:44,428 --> 00:30:45,596 Fine. 369 00:30:46,763 --> 00:30:48,307 Hello, young lady. 370 00:30:48,765 --> 00:30:50,225 She remembers you. 371 00:30:50,851 --> 00:30:52,769 I'm not that easy to forget. 372 00:30:57,900 --> 00:30:59,359 How's your father? 373 00:30:59,818 --> 00:31:01,445 I'll tell you all about it. 374 00:31:20,756 --> 00:31:22,299 Take a breath. 375 00:31:23,425 --> 00:31:25,052 Then you fold it like this. 376 00:31:27,638 --> 00:31:29,056 You can get up now. 377 00:31:32,768 --> 00:31:33,894 I feel like a robot. 378 00:31:34,061 --> 00:31:35,312 That's the point. 379 00:31:39,733 --> 00:31:41,568 My father will give us hell... 380 00:31:42,110 --> 00:31:45,239 It'll fit him fine, he doesn't have your broad chest. 381 00:31:47,324 --> 00:31:48,909 I'll get a bag. 382 00:32:07,719 --> 00:32:09,263 Awesome accessory. 383 00:32:11,515 --> 00:32:12,975 Careful not to ruin it. 384 00:32:17,938 --> 00:32:19,064 How was Panos? 385 00:32:21,108 --> 00:32:22,234 Really down. 386 00:32:22,401 --> 00:32:25,529 He's not even in the mood for Monemvasia, imagine! 387 00:32:29,658 --> 00:32:31,034 Hey you... 388 00:32:40,085 --> 00:32:41,461 Where's Pluto? 389 00:32:41,753 --> 00:32:42,921 In the garbage. 390 00:32:43,589 --> 00:32:45,048 Madame here broke it. 391 00:32:45,757 --> 00:32:47,092 She was probably jealous. 392 00:32:47,217 --> 00:32:48,886 She keeps destroying things. 393 00:32:49,011 --> 00:32:52,514 I'm afraid of what I'll find, every time I leave her alone! 394 00:32:55,309 --> 00:32:56,768 Other than that? 395 00:32:57,644 --> 00:32:58,937 All good. 396 00:32:59,521 --> 00:33:01,440 Work... The house. 397 00:33:02,524 --> 00:33:05,068 - I like what you've done with it. - Thanks. 398 00:33:06,278 --> 00:33:07,529 Monemvasia? 399 00:33:10,616 --> 00:33:11,533 Nah... 400 00:33:11,533 --> 00:33:13,785 I'm not in the mood this year. 401 00:33:14,077 --> 00:33:16,205 Maybe he just got tired of the place. 402 00:33:16,371 --> 00:33:20,125 No. He associates it with me and he can't go alone. 403 00:33:26,256 --> 00:33:28,884 Make sure he gets out of hospital as soon as possible. 404 00:33:29,051 --> 00:33:31,970 Infections are thriving in there. Remember my dad. 405 00:33:33,013 --> 00:33:34,723 Of course I remember. 406 00:33:38,143 --> 00:33:40,604 So... Thanks again. 407 00:33:40,771 --> 00:33:43,148 No need to thank me. And there's the bed too. 408 00:33:43,315 --> 00:33:45,150 Should you need it... 409 00:33:46,151 --> 00:33:48,529 Would you like an essay on Aristotle's Poetics? 410 00:33:48,737 --> 00:33:51,073 One of my dad's best sellers. 411 00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:01,416 By the way, 412 00:34:01,708 --> 00:34:03,919 I can't make it to Kastellorizo. 413 00:34:05,879 --> 00:34:06,880 What? 414 00:34:07,214 --> 00:34:08,382 No way! 415 00:34:08,632 --> 00:34:11,927 I can't travel with my father and all. 416 00:34:12,761 --> 00:34:14,137 Fuck... 417 00:34:14,346 --> 00:34:16,098 What about the script? 418 00:34:16,264 --> 00:34:18,141 We can start in September. 419 00:34:19,851 --> 00:34:22,353 Now is the time, since you are on leave. 420 00:34:22,813 --> 00:34:25,107 What if I stay in Athens and we work on it? 421 00:34:25,148 --> 00:34:27,025 Why mess up your holidays too? 422 00:34:27,067 --> 00:34:29,360 Big deal... I can go anytime to Kastellorizo. 423 00:34:29,402 --> 00:34:30,821 I'll let my mother know. 424 00:34:30,862 --> 00:34:32,989 But, she'll be so disappointed. 425 00:34:33,532 --> 00:34:36,869 If she misses me, she can jump on a boat and come see me. 426 00:34:58,432 --> 00:35:03,395 Between you and me, Panos has a long way to go before getting over me. 427 00:35:03,937 --> 00:35:05,606 For your information... 428 00:35:05,647 --> 00:35:07,357 Panos is back on the market. 429 00:35:08,233 --> 00:35:09,359 What do you mean? 430 00:35:10,277 --> 00:35:12,446 Kostakis saw him at Zappio gardens. 431 00:35:12,529 --> 00:35:13,947 At the book fair? 432 00:35:15,949 --> 00:35:20,913 Book fair or not, there were no bookstands behind the bushes. 433 00:35:22,206 --> 00:35:23,916 Panos? Cruising? 434 00:35:24,249 --> 00:35:25,334 Not in a million years! 435 00:35:25,417 --> 00:35:28,754 Panos is a total hypochondriac. He only fucks in his bed. 436 00:35:30,172 --> 00:35:33,675 Maybe he decided to experiment. People change. 437 00:35:33,926 --> 00:35:35,260 Not according to Panos. 438 00:35:37,596 --> 00:35:39,765 OK... Perhaps Kostakis was mistaken. 439 00:35:40,724 --> 00:35:43,185 Kostakis is a cheap gossip and big slut! 440 00:35:43,477 --> 00:35:45,437 How can you take him seriously? 441 00:35:46,188 --> 00:35:47,189 OK, sorry. 442 00:36:02,037 --> 00:36:03,664 When did he tell you? 443 00:36:05,415 --> 00:36:07,292 A week ago or so. 444 00:36:08,502 --> 00:36:10,128 And you said nothing? 445 00:36:11,713 --> 00:36:13,715 I thought it might upset you. 446 00:36:15,050 --> 00:36:16,677 You thought wrong. 447 00:36:17,219 --> 00:36:19,304 You ought to tell me stuff like that. 448 00:36:19,346 --> 00:36:21,807 I'm not a baby that needs protection. 449 00:36:23,308 --> 00:36:24,852 And, in case you missed it, 450 00:36:25,018 --> 00:36:28,063 I'm the one who broke up with Panos, not the other way around. 451 00:36:32,568 --> 00:36:34,486 Honestly, you'd be doing me a favor. 452 00:36:34,528 --> 00:36:36,154 I'll have more space. 453 00:36:36,822 --> 00:36:39,408 I hope it fits in my parents' room. 454 00:36:45,414 --> 00:36:46,498 Hey... 455 00:36:47,708 --> 00:36:49,710 Good, you? Where are you? 456 00:36:52,588 --> 00:36:54,256 Hey you. 457 00:36:54,423 --> 00:36:55,507 In an hour, right? 458 00:36:57,009 --> 00:36:59,011 Now, tell me, is Dad having cock? 459 00:37:01,555 --> 00:37:02,639 I guess not. 460 00:37:02,681 --> 00:37:04,683 Maria, are you coming or not? 461 00:37:07,936 --> 00:37:09,229 Maria, are you crazy? 462 00:37:09,563 --> 00:37:11,064 Where am I going to leave her now? 463 00:37:11,231 --> 00:37:14,318 I can't take her along! That's great! Fuck it! 464 00:37:14,484 --> 00:37:15,986 This is so typical! 465 00:37:16,570 --> 00:37:19,406 Get down! What have I told you?! Go to your bed! 466 00:37:23,452 --> 00:37:24,786 What's the fuss about? 467 00:37:24,953 --> 00:37:26,705 It's my fucking sister. 468 00:37:27,539 --> 00:37:31,502 We agreed she'd babysit Carmen, she then went for ouzo by the sea 469 00:37:31,543 --> 00:37:33,921 and now she's too drunk to drive back. 470 00:37:34,004 --> 00:37:35,464 Same old Maria... 471 00:37:35,756 --> 00:37:39,092 Fuck me! I'm meeting some regional members of the party 472 00:37:39,259 --> 00:37:41,386 and I didn't want to leave her alone all day long. 473 00:37:41,553 --> 00:37:43,639 She'll wreck the place again! 474 00:37:43,639 --> 00:37:46,975 - Don't you have anyone else to take her? - Like whom? 475 00:37:53,690 --> 00:37:57,569 The nerve on him! There was no one else to babysit his dog? 476 00:37:57,778 --> 00:37:58,820 You know Panos... 477 00:37:58,987 --> 00:38:01,949 Not many friends, no boyfriend obviously... 478 00:38:01,990 --> 00:38:03,825 His alcoholic sister hung him out to dry. 479 00:38:03,867 --> 00:38:06,036 So he unloaded his dog on his ex. 480 00:38:06,828 --> 00:38:10,082 - He didn't unload her on me. I volunteered. - How come? 481 00:38:10,207 --> 00:38:13,710 Well, he gave us the brace, he'll give us the bed too. 482 00:38:13,752 --> 00:38:15,671 Big deal! It's only until the evening. 483 00:38:15,712 --> 00:38:17,798 She's a good dog. 484 00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:20,259 Ain't you, Carmen? You're good, right? 485 00:38:21,260 --> 00:38:24,263 She looks a bit like me, no? Hairy, charming... 486 00:38:24,388 --> 00:38:25,639 A coincidence? 487 00:38:25,806 --> 00:38:27,933 So, we won't be working today? 488 00:38:29,017 --> 00:38:30,435 Today isn't ideal. 489 00:38:30,602 --> 00:38:32,145 Let's pick it up tomorrow. 490 00:38:51,582 --> 00:38:52,875 Hello, neighbor. 491 00:38:54,418 --> 00:38:57,129 - Hello to you too. - Hi. 492 00:38:58,255 --> 00:38:59,882 This is Nikitas, this is Themis. 493 00:38:59,882 --> 00:39:00,883 Thymios. 494 00:39:00,924 --> 00:39:03,302 - Thymios, sorry. - Nice to meet you. 495 00:39:03,385 --> 00:39:04,636 Nice to meet you too. 496 00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:06,471 Didn't know you had a dog. A boy? 497 00:39:06,513 --> 00:39:07,514 A girl. 498 00:39:07,556 --> 00:39:08,599 Carmen. 499 00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:09,808 Hello, Carmen. 500 00:39:09,975 --> 00:39:11,435 This is Rocky. 501 00:39:11,727 --> 00:39:13,270 How old is she? 502 00:39:13,312 --> 00:39:15,647 Um... She's young. 503 00:39:16,481 --> 00:39:18,150 Rocky's three. 504 00:39:18,317 --> 00:39:21,445 - How long have you had him? - Since he was born. You? 505 00:39:21,904 --> 00:39:23,113 Me too. 506 00:39:23,197 --> 00:39:24,907 But I really love her. 507 00:39:26,074 --> 00:39:27,784 How can you not? 508 00:39:29,119 --> 00:39:30,621 Someone is horny. 509 00:39:31,914 --> 00:39:34,374 Though Carmen seems disinterested... 510 00:39:34,416 --> 00:39:37,044 Carmen, what have I taught you? 511 00:39:38,378 --> 00:39:39,963 That's "huggles"? 512 00:39:40,506 --> 00:39:42,466 I was expecting more of a wuss. 513 00:39:42,633 --> 00:39:44,218 He's a bit boring. 514 00:39:44,384 --> 00:39:46,512 But, damn, he was laidback in sex. 515 00:39:46,678 --> 00:39:47,846 Unlike Panos... 516 00:39:48,013 --> 00:39:50,140 who rushed to shower as soon as he came. 517 00:39:50,224 --> 00:39:51,266 Cover your ears. 518 00:39:51,433 --> 00:39:53,435 Are you afraid she'll tell on you? 519 00:39:53,477 --> 00:39:54,561 You're right. 520 00:39:55,646 --> 00:39:57,439 She might as well do so. 521 00:39:58,190 --> 00:39:59,358 No, I insist that she tell him. 522 00:39:59,399 --> 00:40:01,151 Go ahead, tell him everything Carmen. 523 00:40:01,235 --> 00:40:04,696 He might finally realize what a catch he let go. 524 00:40:07,449 --> 00:40:08,492 To be honest, 525 00:40:08,909 --> 00:40:10,827 from a scriptwriting point of view, 526 00:40:10,994 --> 00:40:13,455 all this fuss with the brace and the bed 527 00:40:13,622 --> 00:40:16,333 seems like an excuse for you two to get close again. 528 00:40:17,125 --> 00:40:19,169 Why would I want to get close with Panos again? 529 00:40:19,211 --> 00:40:20,921 I'm the one who broke it off. 530 00:40:21,046 --> 00:40:23,924 That doesn't mean you wanted it more than him. 531 00:40:24,967 --> 00:40:27,636 But he said he could never break it off. 532 00:40:28,178 --> 00:40:29,471 Exactly my point. 533 00:40:30,013 --> 00:40:32,683 You got him off the jam. 534 00:40:33,976 --> 00:40:35,519 Whatever. 535 00:40:37,771 --> 00:40:40,691 Panos got a dog right after breaking up, not me. 536 00:41:00,961 --> 00:41:03,964 - You're hilarious! - No you are! 537 00:41:43,337 --> 00:41:46,340 So, you say it didn't hurt ending the relationship? 538 00:41:48,592 --> 00:41:50,260 Of course it did. 539 00:41:51,345 --> 00:41:53,138 But life goes on. 540 00:41:54,139 --> 00:41:57,518 And breaking up doesn't mean we have to be strangers. 541 00:41:59,811 --> 00:42:01,480 I rest my case. 542 00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:04,816 Mind you! 543 00:42:05,108 --> 00:42:09,154 Don't turn me into a sad little sissy who can't get over a breakup. 544 00:42:15,786 --> 00:42:18,664 Personally, I have nothing against sad little sissies. 545 00:42:18,705 --> 00:42:20,499 Good for you. 546 00:42:20,958 --> 00:42:25,170 I just don't think that's what Jean-Sebastien is looking for. 547 00:42:35,764 --> 00:42:36,932 Sorry I'm late. 548 00:42:37,140 --> 00:42:38,267 No worries. 549 00:42:40,894 --> 00:42:41,937 How was dinner? 550 00:42:43,438 --> 00:42:44,857 Great. 551 00:42:45,774 --> 00:42:46,859 Did you have fun? 552 00:42:46,859 --> 00:42:50,612 The best of times. We strolled, made new friends... 553 00:42:50,863 --> 00:42:52,573 She's the sweetest little dog. 554 00:42:52,614 --> 00:42:53,949 A dog? Better say monster! 555 00:42:54,116 --> 00:42:56,368 Don't say such things. You'll traumatize her. 556 00:42:56,493 --> 00:42:57,703 You don't know her well. 557 00:42:57,828 --> 00:42:58,871 Anyway. 558 00:42:59,413 --> 00:43:01,164 Thanks so much. You saved me. 559 00:43:01,415 --> 00:43:02,291 Big deal. 560 00:43:10,799 --> 00:43:13,135 If you ever need help again, let me know. 561 00:43:14,303 --> 00:43:15,554 OK. 562 00:43:16,138 --> 00:43:18,640 I mean it. I had a great time with Carmen. 563 00:43:22,936 --> 00:43:24,396 I should get going. 564 00:43:24,563 --> 00:43:25,939 Bye bye, sweet Carmen! 565 00:43:26,148 --> 00:43:27,733 Bye bye, Uncle Demosthenes. 566 00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:29,902 Uncle? Really? 567 00:43:30,652 --> 00:43:32,654 Well, what are you then? 568 00:43:33,864 --> 00:43:35,365 I don't know. You tell us. 569 00:43:40,162 --> 00:43:42,414 Have a nice evening then. 570 00:43:49,379 --> 00:43:50,756 Sissy. 571 00:43:51,340 --> 00:43:53,383 A noun for the masculine gender. 572 00:43:53,425 --> 00:43:55,427 A noun for the feminine gender. 573 00:43:55,469 --> 00:43:57,387 A noun for the brave gender. 574 00:43:57,804 --> 00:43:59,473 Plural. 575 00:44:01,225 --> 00:44:02,226 Sissies. 576 00:44:02,809 --> 00:44:05,187 - Sissies. - Sissies! 577 00:44:05,854 --> 00:44:06,939 Sissies! 578 00:44:07,189 --> 00:44:08,190 Sissies! 579 00:44:08,690 --> 00:44:09,942 Sissies! 580 00:44:16,949 --> 00:44:19,201 Damn, it's so touching. 581 00:44:27,417 --> 00:44:28,961 "SISSIES" 582 00:44:31,797 --> 00:44:33,924 OK, it dragged in the first part. 583 00:44:54,570 --> 00:44:57,364 There were issues with the second part, too. 584 00:44:59,992 --> 00:45:01,785 The title is powerful, though. 585 00:45:01,994 --> 00:45:03,245 "Sissies". 586 00:45:04,037 --> 00:45:07,833 Like "The Maids", "The Suppliants", "The Trojan Women"... 587 00:45:08,333 --> 00:45:11,420 Wouldn't we need something more edgy for the cinema? 588 00:45:12,462 --> 00:45:13,547 Fairies? 589 00:45:13,964 --> 00:45:15,507 Come on, that's funny. 590 00:45:16,175 --> 00:45:17,676 It's not really hooting. 591 00:45:19,178 --> 00:45:21,221 That's the word my dad uses. 592 00:45:22,306 --> 00:45:24,224 Mine prefers "pufters". 593 00:45:25,726 --> 00:45:27,436 What about "Faggots"? 594 00:45:28,979 --> 00:45:30,689 Too harsh. 595 00:45:32,566 --> 00:45:34,401 Perhaps "Pansies"? 596 00:45:35,194 --> 00:45:36,945 It's a bit Iranian cinema. 597 00:45:51,460 --> 00:45:53,587 I've packed some cheese pie, too. 598 00:45:57,508 --> 00:46:00,093 We've turned the living room into a clinic. 599 00:46:08,352 --> 00:46:09,978 Inside the chancel? 600 00:46:10,020 --> 00:46:11,813 Inside the chancel. 601 00:46:12,856 --> 00:46:14,775 Shameless Father-Lambros... 602 00:46:17,069 --> 00:46:18,362 To the bone. 603 00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:21,907 Whenever a frigate was stationed at the island, 604 00:46:21,949 --> 00:46:24,201 he'd spend the day at the port watching sailors. 605 00:46:25,577 --> 00:46:29,414 - Were they together long with Nikitas? - A year or so. 606 00:46:30,082 --> 00:46:32,334 And the most amazing part is the epilogue. 607 00:46:32,334 --> 00:46:33,585 I'm all ears. 608 00:46:35,128 --> 00:46:38,841 So, the two broke up when Nikitas moved to Athens. 609 00:46:39,591 --> 00:46:43,595 One day, Nikitas meets this guy, at a bus stop, 610 00:46:44,847 --> 00:46:46,598 and they end up making out. 611 00:46:47,099 --> 00:46:52,104 And then they start chatting and Nikitas says he is from Kastellorizo 612 00:46:52,354 --> 00:46:55,315 and the guy says he had a boyfriend from there. 613 00:46:55,816 --> 00:46:59,444 "Who?" asks Nikitas. 614 00:46:59,695 --> 00:47:01,613 "Your priest" says the guy. 615 00:47:01,822 --> 00:47:03,657 - You're kidding! - Not at all. 616 00:47:04,533 --> 00:47:06,618 Shameless Mother-Lambros... 617 00:47:06,869 --> 00:47:08,620 - Ungodly girl! - Totally. 618 00:47:11,665 --> 00:47:13,917 - Want another gin? - Yep. 619 00:47:29,141 --> 00:47:31,643 Panos, your phone! 620 00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:39,484 ZISIS SOUTH 621 00:47:47,784 --> 00:47:49,203 Carmen! 622 00:47:50,287 --> 00:47:51,663 Get out of there! 623 00:47:52,664 --> 00:47:53,707 Come out now! 624 00:47:54,416 --> 00:47:55,417 Get out of there, you bitch! 625 00:47:55,501 --> 00:47:56,210 What happened? 626 00:47:56,251 --> 00:47:58,378 Get out of there, you bitch! 627 00:47:58,962 --> 00:48:00,339 You're dead! 628 00:48:05,010 --> 00:48:06,094 Come here! 629 00:48:07,304 --> 00:48:08,597 Get out of there! 630 00:48:12,100 --> 00:48:13,393 Give her to me! 631 00:48:15,646 --> 00:48:17,731 Didn't I take you for a two-hour walk today? 632 00:48:17,773 --> 00:48:20,943 - Do you blame me for giving you away? - You're what? 633 00:48:20,984 --> 00:48:22,027 That's right. 634 00:48:22,069 --> 00:48:23,820 She's pooped all over the house. 635 00:48:23,862 --> 00:48:26,323 She destroyed my dad's favorite scarf. 636 00:48:26,490 --> 00:48:29,493 No more! I'll take her to a shelter and we'll both be happy! 637 00:48:29,618 --> 00:48:31,453 How irresponsible can you be? 638 00:48:33,205 --> 00:48:36,458 Don't waste your breath. I've made up my mind. 639 00:48:36,542 --> 00:48:38,460 In two days, she's out of here. 640 00:49:07,030 --> 00:49:09,408 Why did you haul this stray along? 641 00:49:10,659 --> 00:49:13,328 All we need is a dog disease. As if we don't have enough already... 642 00:49:13,412 --> 00:49:16,748 - Panos has her fully vaccinated. - Who? 643 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,502 Panos, who gave us the bed. 644 00:49:21,336 --> 00:49:23,755 - Oh, Panos... - That one. 645 00:49:24,798 --> 00:49:26,758 And why did he unload her on you? 646 00:49:27,759 --> 00:49:29,011 It was my decision. 647 00:49:30,929 --> 00:49:34,683 She's such a kind creature... And the traumas she's carrying... 648 00:49:37,519 --> 00:49:39,021 Careful with the petting. 649 00:49:40,063 --> 00:49:41,440 Dogs are like children. 650 00:49:41,523 --> 00:49:43,108 Too much love spoils them. 651 00:49:43,442 --> 00:49:45,319 While too little fixes them? 652 00:49:46,028 --> 00:49:48,030 It sure won't spoil them. 653 00:49:52,451 --> 00:49:53,785 For Christ's sake! 654 00:49:56,997 --> 00:49:58,790 He's constipated again. 655 00:49:59,541 --> 00:50:02,002 He's been in the bathroom for two hours. 656 00:50:04,588 --> 00:50:06,548 When are you giving her back? 657 00:50:07,549 --> 00:50:09,009 Tomorrow evening probably. 658 00:50:10,344 --> 00:50:13,013 Don't tell me you're thinking of keeping her. 659 00:50:14,056 --> 00:50:15,682 I've always wanted a dog. 660 00:50:15,933 --> 00:50:19,061 Yeah, right... As if you ever knew what you wanted. 661 00:50:19,978 --> 00:50:24,483 One day it was a dog, then a cat, then a mouse... 662 00:50:24,525 --> 00:50:25,567 A hamster. 663 00:50:25,651 --> 00:50:29,071 It was guitar this year, volleyball next year, 664 00:50:29,238 --> 00:50:30,864 judo the year after... 665 00:50:31,657 --> 00:50:34,243 You'd get enthusiastic with everything and then... 666 00:50:34,326 --> 00:50:36,662 - Is that a bad thing? - Of course it is. 667 00:50:37,663 --> 00:50:40,123 Since it leads you to the wrong decisions. 668 00:50:40,415 --> 00:50:45,838 Have some pity for the dog. You hardly can take care of yourself! 669 00:50:46,755 --> 00:50:49,842 Mom! I've lived on my own since I turned 25. 670 00:50:50,092 --> 00:50:53,262 And God knows if you know how to boil an egg. 671 00:51:00,060 --> 00:51:01,103 We're off. 672 00:51:05,274 --> 00:51:08,652 What can I say? Do as you please. 673 00:51:09,653 --> 00:51:10,696 Have mercy! 674 00:51:18,245 --> 00:51:22,708 What if plot point 1 was when you took Carmen home for the first time? 675 00:51:23,375 --> 00:51:25,419 This was just for two days. 676 00:51:27,045 --> 00:51:29,339 Remember the epic line you told me? 677 00:51:30,132 --> 00:51:33,427 "Panos treats Carmen just as he treated me." 678 00:51:34,219 --> 00:51:35,888 No way I said any such thing. 679 00:51:36,722 --> 00:51:38,265 You did identify with her. 680 00:51:38,432 --> 00:51:40,350 You were like #MeToo. 681 00:51:41,977 --> 00:51:44,188 I never identified with her. 682 00:51:44,563 --> 00:51:46,398 Carmen was like a child to me. 683 00:51:48,025 --> 00:51:50,903 But then, don't you treat yourself like a child too? 684 00:51:52,905 --> 00:51:54,656 That makes no sense, you pothead... 685 00:51:54,823 --> 00:51:55,866 Yes, you jerk. 686 00:51:56,033 --> 00:51:57,659 My shrink explained it to me. 687 00:51:57,826 --> 00:52:00,412 We all carry our five-year-old self within us. 688 00:52:00,454 --> 00:52:02,456 That's the foundation of our self-image. 689 00:52:02,497 --> 00:52:07,836 So, perhaps you see yourself as a little girl that needs protection. 690 00:52:10,339 --> 00:52:12,591 I think you're talking about yourself. 691 00:52:13,258 --> 00:52:17,387 Or perhaps we feel the same and that's why we're best girlfriends. 692 00:52:20,349 --> 00:52:24,520 Anyhow, in the script, the reason you took her that night must be clear. 693 00:52:25,646 --> 00:52:29,650 Why? Is it always clear in life why we do the things we do? 694 00:52:31,527 --> 00:52:32,611 No. 695 00:52:32,653 --> 00:52:34,780 But in movies, it has to be. 696 00:52:34,863 --> 00:52:36,949 It's the character's drive. 697 00:52:40,118 --> 00:52:43,038 I might have had a million reasons for taking her. 698 00:52:43,497 --> 00:52:44,790 To scold Panos. 699 00:52:45,707 --> 00:52:47,668 To comfort her for being dumped. 700 00:52:48,168 --> 00:52:49,086 To meet Thymios again. 701 00:52:49,253 --> 00:52:50,587 Everything goes. 702 00:52:53,340 --> 00:52:55,676 We are not getting any closer... 703 00:52:59,429 --> 00:53:01,890 Girl, how many times do you have to pee? 704 00:53:01,974 --> 00:53:03,976 Oh, it's number two. 705 00:53:06,770 --> 00:53:09,231 And Panos said you never shit outside. 706 00:53:10,732 --> 00:53:13,235 The hardships you've endured, poor girl. 707 00:53:21,785 --> 00:53:23,161 This stays between us. 708 00:53:53,483 --> 00:53:54,526 Turn around. 709 00:53:58,113 --> 00:53:59,198 What is it? 710 00:53:59,239 --> 00:54:00,991 Don't you like it? 711 00:54:01,658 --> 00:54:03,076 I like it a lot. 712 00:54:03,243 --> 00:54:07,122 So, cool down. We're not aiming for an Oscar. 713 00:54:22,846 --> 00:54:24,473 The little one was peeping. 714 00:54:26,725 --> 00:54:28,602 No worries. She's seen a lot... 715 00:54:29,311 --> 00:54:30,312 I can imagine... 716 00:54:30,604 --> 00:54:32,064 No, not here. 717 00:54:32,481 --> 00:54:36,068 I mean in Zappio Park. That's where she used to hang out... 718 00:54:36,109 --> 00:54:37,569 Was she a stray? 719 00:54:38,612 --> 00:54:39,655 Yes. 720 00:54:40,572 --> 00:54:42,491 I mean... Yes. 721 00:54:43,575 --> 00:54:45,077 People are assholes. 722 00:54:47,204 --> 00:54:48,830 Was she wearing a leash? 723 00:54:54,336 --> 00:54:55,587 I don't know. 724 00:54:57,714 --> 00:55:00,092 The truth is Carmen is my ex's. 725 00:55:00,717 --> 00:55:02,469 He's the one that found her. 726 00:55:03,512 --> 00:55:05,264 And she's yours now? 727 00:55:06,473 --> 00:55:08,016 For two days. 728 00:55:08,642 --> 00:55:10,143 Until he gives her away. 729 00:55:13,522 --> 00:55:16,567 So, you lied the other day, saying she's yours? 730 00:55:21,655 --> 00:55:24,199 I didn't want to bring up my ex. 731 00:55:28,745 --> 00:55:31,373 What you're doing is worse for the dog. 732 00:55:37,921 --> 00:55:39,131 Why? 733 00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:43,343 Because she is attached and now you'll abandon her too. 734 00:55:43,510 --> 00:55:46,180 There's no avoiding the abandonment syndrome. 735 00:55:48,182 --> 00:55:49,725 Look at those puppy eyes. 736 00:55:50,642 --> 00:55:52,186 She just wants food. 737 00:55:53,187 --> 00:55:55,647 No. She knows she's going on a "trip" tomorrow. 738 00:55:56,565 --> 00:55:59,359 How can you tell? Is she preparing her suitcase? 739 00:56:00,527 --> 00:56:02,613 She's been like this since this morning. 740 00:56:02,779 --> 00:56:04,198 Following me wherever I go. 741 00:56:04,615 --> 00:56:07,826 If I leave her alone for a second, she starts whining. 742 00:56:09,912 --> 00:56:12,456 She's been abandoned once in the park. 743 00:56:12,623 --> 00:56:16,668 Panos was the second time and I will be the final blow! 744 00:56:18,170 --> 00:56:20,923 She's bound to suffer an identity crisis. 745 00:56:21,507 --> 00:56:23,425 Thymios explained it all to me. 746 00:56:24,426 --> 00:56:26,720 You met with "huggles" again? 747 00:56:27,846 --> 00:56:29,598 He came for a morning fuck. 748 00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:31,433 He's good for a fuck buddy. 749 00:56:31,517 --> 00:56:34,853 I told you, no relationships for a year. 750 00:56:39,358 --> 00:56:41,235 OK, we're writing a script. 751 00:56:42,194 --> 00:56:44,029 Why are we writing this script? 752 00:56:44,112 --> 00:56:45,864 So I can play a role to showcase my talent. 753 00:56:45,906 --> 00:56:49,368 And what role could that be? Who can I play? 754 00:56:51,745 --> 00:56:53,497 I don't have an answer either. 755 00:56:53,956 --> 00:56:54,998 But... 756 00:56:55,207 --> 00:56:57,960 all this unlocked something within me 757 00:56:58,126 --> 00:57:01,255 and I started writing down some memories from Kastellorizo. 758 00:57:01,296 --> 00:57:04,299 - Can I read it to you? - Of course. 759 00:57:17,896 --> 00:57:20,107 "I was born on Christmas day, 1994, 760 00:57:20,607 --> 00:57:22,943 in the health center of Kastellorizo. 761 00:57:25,904 --> 00:57:28,866 A small, remote island, at the edge of Greece. 762 00:57:30,826 --> 00:57:34,246 An island that never fit the country's geographical map. 763 00:57:35,163 --> 00:57:38,542 A spare island. 764 00:57:40,544 --> 00:57:42,254 Much like how I felt 765 00:57:42,671 --> 00:57:45,757 as a member of our small oppressing society. 766 00:57:47,217 --> 00:57:48,427 Spare. 767 00:57:49,052 --> 00:57:50,179 Surplus. 768 00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:53,015 Superfluous. 769 00:57:55,434 --> 00:57:58,353 My father was a chief petty officer in a tanker. 770 00:57:58,395 --> 00:58:00,480 He would be gone at sea for months. 771 00:58:01,648 --> 00:58:06,528 But even when he made landfall, he was still absent as if on a voyage. 772 00:58:09,656 --> 00:58:10,741 Awkward. 773 00:58:12,284 --> 00:58:13,285 Absent. 774 00:58:13,368 --> 00:58:14,786 Aloof. 775 00:58:15,913 --> 00:58:17,998 He didn't know how to be around me. 776 00:58:19,208 --> 00:58:24,254 Because since I was a kid, it was obvious I was different. 777 00:58:25,172 --> 00:58:26,590 It was obvious I was... 778 00:58:28,967 --> 00:58:30,594 a sissy." 779 00:58:33,347 --> 00:58:34,556 Shall I go on? 780 00:58:42,731 --> 00:58:44,816 "My mom was a professional mother. 781 00:58:45,692 --> 00:58:48,570 I was her fifth son, way younger than the others. 782 00:58:49,738 --> 00:58:53,283 All the islanders thought of her as a fair and right mother, 783 00:58:54,243 --> 00:58:56,328 who loved all her children equally, 784 00:58:56,995 --> 00:58:58,539 who didn't play favorites 785 00:58:58,747 --> 00:59:00,541 the oldest, the youngest. 786 00:59:01,792 --> 00:59:05,337 However, I always had the feeling 787 00:59:06,004 --> 00:59:08,882 that she was prouder of my brothers. 788 00:59:09,591 --> 00:59:12,094 As if my diversity was proof 789 00:59:12,177 --> 00:59:17,850 of a personal failure that to her was intolerable... 790 00:59:19,351 --> 00:59:20,435 Insufferable... 791 00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:22,688 Ineffable... 792 00:59:25,107 --> 00:59:28,485 Finishing high school, I decided to become an actor. 793 00:59:29,528 --> 00:59:33,574 I remember that summer, the most unbearable of all summers. 794 00:59:34,491 --> 00:59:37,077 Wherever my mother went, 795 00:59:37,244 --> 00:59:40,205 she would tell the world how much she was hurt that I was leaving her. 796 00:59:41,540 --> 00:59:44,626 But when the time came to say goodbye, 797 00:59:45,085 --> 00:59:49,214 the sadness in her eyes could barely hide her deep relief." 798 01:00:03,562 --> 01:00:04,730 Are you serious? 799 01:00:05,147 --> 01:00:06,273 Yes, I am. 800 01:00:06,899 --> 01:00:08,108 I'm keeping Carmen. 801 01:00:09,401 --> 01:00:11,236 I beg your pardon! Is Carmen yours to keep? 802 01:00:11,403 --> 01:00:13,030 Do I have no say in this? 803 01:00:13,989 --> 01:00:15,073 OK, then... 804 01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:18,869 Take her to the shelter and I'll get her from there. 805 01:00:23,916 --> 01:00:25,876 Boy, why are you doing this now? 806 01:00:26,835 --> 01:00:28,795 I'm doing it for Carmen's sake. 807 01:00:29,129 --> 01:00:30,464 Seriously, Demosthenes? 808 01:00:30,631 --> 01:00:35,093 I've seen enough of your self-sacrifices for years now! Quit being manipulative! 809 01:00:35,135 --> 01:00:37,513 Quit being an asshole then! 810 01:01:11,588 --> 01:01:13,590 What if this is plot point 1? 811 01:01:13,799 --> 01:01:15,467 I'm not sure! 812 01:01:15,551 --> 01:01:16,510 I'm so baffled! 813 01:01:16,552 --> 01:01:19,137 If this is plot point 1, it'll be a three-hour film. 814 01:01:19,847 --> 01:01:22,599 All I know is this decision was important. 815 01:01:22,766 --> 01:01:24,852 It calls for a dramatic pause. 816 01:01:25,018 --> 01:01:27,396 With Maria Callas in the background... 817 01:01:28,355 --> 01:01:30,691 Like that scene in "A Woman's Way"? 818 01:01:31,149 --> 01:01:32,609 Forget Maria Callas. 819 01:01:32,693 --> 01:01:34,152 We can't afford the rights. 820 01:01:34,236 --> 01:01:35,946 Jean-Sebastien wants it low budget. 821 01:01:37,531 --> 01:01:39,491 What if the cast sings? 822 01:01:40,742 --> 01:01:43,287 Dude, can you see this as a musical? 823 01:01:43,912 --> 01:01:44,997 Super gay? 824 01:02:11,064 --> 01:02:13,066 I love musicals, but they cost a fortune. 825 01:02:13,233 --> 01:02:15,360 - Jean-Sebastien... - There we go again! 826 01:02:15,402 --> 01:02:18,947 Hey! I don't wanna turn forty before my first feature! 827 01:02:19,114 --> 01:02:20,449 It's not like you're running out of time. 828 01:02:20,490 --> 01:02:24,953 Wrong! Xavier Dolan had four films by my age! 829 01:02:25,954 --> 01:02:27,372 OK, I rest my case. 830 01:02:28,081 --> 01:02:29,625 Keep it low budget. 831 01:02:29,791 --> 01:02:32,002 No music, no decors, no actors... 832 01:02:32,169 --> 01:02:33,545 Cut it all out. 833 01:03:38,569 --> 01:03:39,736 Listen. 834 01:03:40,112 --> 01:03:42,489 Here's the low budget film decalogue. 835 01:03:43,198 --> 01:03:44,616 No more than five spaces. 836 01:03:44,783 --> 01:03:46,326 No more than five actors. 837 01:03:46,493 --> 01:03:47,870 No more than 100 pages. 838 01:03:48,036 --> 01:03:49,371 No kids. 839 01:03:50,122 --> 01:03:51,415 No animals. 840 01:03:52,708 --> 01:03:54,710 Fuck me! 841 01:03:54,877 --> 01:03:56,086 Why no animals? 842 01:03:56,628 --> 01:03:58,630 Because they mess up the shooting. 843 01:03:58,714 --> 01:04:02,176 Man, what the fuck am I going to send to Jean-Sebastien? 844 01:04:02,342 --> 01:04:06,096 Chill, wait, don't rush. There must be a solution. 845 01:04:06,263 --> 01:04:09,099 What's the solution? A stuffed dog as Carmen? 846 01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:11,685 I ain't doing Greek Weird Wave! 847 01:04:11,768 --> 01:04:13,437 Put some on my back. 848 01:04:19,818 --> 01:04:22,905 What's most important is to have a good script, right? 849 01:04:26,491 --> 01:04:31,163 If it's good, Jean-Sebastien should move his ass and find the money to shoot it. 850 01:04:32,372 --> 01:04:33,498 Isn't that his job? 851 01:04:34,041 --> 01:04:35,417 - It is. - There you go. 852 01:04:36,919 --> 01:04:39,171 I have to persuade him that the dog is a selling point. 853 01:04:41,965 --> 01:04:43,926 And I'll shorten her role however I can. 854 01:04:45,093 --> 01:04:46,887 This will be your little home. 855 01:04:49,681 --> 01:04:53,185 Your water and your food plate. 856 01:04:53,810 --> 01:04:54,937 All right, Carmen? 857 01:04:55,938 --> 01:04:57,689 We'll have the best of times. 858 01:04:58,774 --> 01:05:00,150 Where did you hide, girl? 859 01:05:00,651 --> 01:05:04,446 My adolescence in Kastellorizo makes a great movie. 860 01:05:04,863 --> 01:05:07,199 Like, the only gay on the island. 861 01:05:07,699 --> 01:05:10,202 The only out gay you mean. Shut up, you. 862 01:05:10,702 --> 01:05:15,207 And I can play my teenage self. I haven't changed much. 863 01:05:18,961 --> 01:05:22,798 Whine as much as you want, I ain't giving you anything. 864 01:05:25,592 --> 01:05:26,718 You were saying? 865 01:05:27,135 --> 01:05:30,472 And we can also add politics in the background. 866 01:05:30,514 --> 01:05:32,891 The Greek-Turkish disputes, the crisis... 867 01:05:33,225 --> 01:05:34,476 How is that relevant? 868 01:05:34,601 --> 01:05:35,727 Don't you see? 869 01:05:35,978 --> 01:05:38,272 It's the Greek version of Billy Elliot! 870 01:05:38,313 --> 01:05:41,233 A country boy chasing his dream to become an artist 871 01:05:41,275 --> 01:05:44,278 amidst a country falling apart! 872 01:05:45,571 --> 01:05:47,573 First you eat your own food 873 01:05:47,781 --> 01:05:50,909 and if you're a good girl, you might get a little snack. 874 01:05:51,076 --> 01:05:53,078 You spoiled brat! 875 01:05:54,329 --> 01:05:56,164 You can threaten all you want! 876 01:05:57,040 --> 01:05:59,960 - Sorry, what were you talking about? - Politics. 877 01:06:00,460 --> 01:06:04,381 When Papandreou came to Kastellorizo to announce the memorandum, 878 01:06:04,464 --> 01:06:05,799 there was this TV crew 879 01:06:05,966 --> 01:06:08,510 with this incredibly hot cameraman... 880 01:06:09,261 --> 01:06:10,804 I had a huge crush on him. 881 01:06:10,846 --> 01:06:13,182 Picture this as the opening scene. 882 01:06:14,016 --> 01:06:15,851 Let me suggest something then. 883 01:06:16,560 --> 01:06:18,770 Since you're so hot about all this, 884 01:06:19,521 --> 01:06:22,816 write down the most defining events of your adolescence. 885 01:06:23,483 --> 01:06:26,486 Then we set it into scenes and take it from there. 886 01:06:26,737 --> 01:06:27,738 OK. 887 01:06:30,199 --> 01:06:32,910 - Aren't you eating? - I've lost my appetite. 888 01:06:47,382 --> 01:06:49,676 This is the first and last time. 889 01:06:50,719 --> 01:06:52,346 I mean it. 890 01:06:53,847 --> 01:06:54,765 Behave! 891 01:06:55,307 --> 01:06:57,267 I'm gonna teach you some manners! 892 01:07:01,438 --> 01:07:03,106 You liked that, didn't you? 893 01:07:05,692 --> 01:07:08,362 I want us to discuss our problems. 894 01:07:08,612 --> 01:07:09,780 All right? 895 01:07:13,784 --> 01:07:15,077 I'm no Panos. 896 01:07:22,626 --> 01:07:25,087 What is it, you poor thing? Are you hungry? 897 01:07:25,170 --> 01:07:26,630 Don't give her anything! 898 01:07:27,464 --> 01:07:30,008 She's hungry! Why didn't you feed her? 899 01:07:30,175 --> 01:07:31,844 I did feed her! 900 01:07:34,847 --> 01:07:36,473 Look at her! 901 01:07:36,807 --> 01:07:38,016 Carmen! Sit! 902 01:07:38,100 --> 01:07:40,853 Shush! You'll wake your father up! 903 01:07:41,144 --> 01:07:43,355 - Get lost! - Mom! 904 01:07:44,106 --> 01:07:46,650 She has to learn to eat only what I give her. 905 01:07:46,775 --> 01:07:48,443 OK, son, do as you please. 906 01:07:51,613 --> 01:07:53,615 Go check on him please. 907 01:08:04,334 --> 01:08:05,586 Dad? 908 01:08:11,091 --> 01:08:12,342 Dad? 909 01:08:21,185 --> 01:08:22,102 Dad? 910 01:08:40,703 --> 01:08:41,747 What now? 911 01:08:45,959 --> 01:08:51,298 Sweetie! Eh, sweetie? Tell me. Tell me what you want! 912 01:08:51,798 --> 01:08:52,925 What do you want? 913 01:08:53,091 --> 01:08:55,928 Who's the sweet girl that has lain down on me? 914 01:08:57,345 --> 01:08:59,305 My dear baby! 915 01:09:00,057 --> 01:09:02,142 My precious baby! 916 01:09:02,643 --> 01:09:05,604 Look at her! Look at her! Full of love and flowers! 917 01:09:08,064 --> 01:09:09,358 Kate? What's with the laughter? 918 01:09:10,651 --> 01:09:12,277 As if I brought her a grandchild. 919 01:09:12,319 --> 01:09:14,779 Why not call her Kate instead of Carmen? 920 01:09:14,863 --> 01:09:17,073 Carmen? What do you think? 921 01:09:17,991 --> 01:09:19,618 Do you want granny's name? 922 01:09:20,452 --> 01:09:21,537 Kate? 923 01:09:22,703 --> 01:09:23,747 Katie? 924 01:09:24,413 --> 01:09:25,916 Nah, she's not reacting. 925 01:09:26,707 --> 01:09:27,960 There's only one Kate. 926 01:09:28,335 --> 01:09:29,837 Middleton? 927 01:09:30,754 --> 01:09:32,214 That one. 928 01:09:33,215 --> 01:09:37,469 Anyway, talk to you tomorrow? 929 01:09:38,470 --> 01:09:39,513 Yes. 930 01:09:39,720 --> 01:09:40,805 Have a good night. 931 01:09:41,139 --> 01:09:42,224 Goodnight. 932 01:10:00,284 --> 01:10:02,870 My first blowjob will be orange. 933 01:10:03,036 --> 01:10:05,414 Why yes! Wasn't that an important event? 934 01:10:05,455 --> 01:10:07,541 It's not like it was a plot point. 935 01:10:07,583 --> 01:10:08,917 So... 936 01:10:09,042 --> 01:10:11,628 Act 1 ends with me coming out to my mother. 937 01:10:11,753 --> 01:10:15,090 Act 2 ends with my decision to become an actor. 938 01:10:15,132 --> 01:10:17,176 And for the finale... 939 01:10:24,933 --> 01:10:27,019 - Are you paying attention? - I am. 940 01:10:27,394 --> 01:10:31,231 So, the film ends with my first day at drama school. 941 01:10:31,398 --> 01:10:32,649 New beginning. 942 01:10:32,816 --> 01:10:34,026 First gay friend. 943 01:10:34,902 --> 01:10:36,653 Not just a friend. 944 01:10:39,740 --> 01:10:44,369 You were lucky to meet someone who had figured out all his issues. 945 01:10:46,288 --> 01:10:48,916 When I was your age, I was completely alone. 946 01:10:49,583 --> 01:10:51,126 I had no support at all. 947 01:11:02,513 --> 01:11:03,722 It's Panos. 948 01:11:04,306 --> 01:11:06,099 What does he want? 949 01:11:08,310 --> 01:11:10,062 Fuck him. I'm not answering. 950 01:11:13,524 --> 01:11:14,691 Hi, Panos. 951 01:11:17,402 --> 01:11:18,487 OK... 952 01:11:28,956 --> 01:11:30,207 What's up? 953 01:11:30,332 --> 01:11:32,584 All good. And you two? 954 01:11:34,002 --> 01:11:35,170 How are you doing? 955 01:11:35,838 --> 01:11:36,880 Just fine. 956 01:11:37,548 --> 01:11:38,924 I'm glad to hear that. 957 01:11:41,385 --> 01:11:42,427 Well... 958 01:11:42,553 --> 01:11:43,804 Here they are. 959 01:11:43,804 --> 01:11:45,889 I also found this sweater of yours. 960 01:11:48,976 --> 01:11:50,060 And... 961 01:11:51,645 --> 01:11:53,105 Thanks. 962 01:11:55,315 --> 01:11:56,900 Sorry about the other day. 963 01:11:58,861 --> 01:12:00,028 Hi, Panos. 964 01:12:00,487 --> 01:12:01,530 Hi, Nikitas. 965 01:12:07,619 --> 01:12:09,621 So, you haven't changed your mind. 966 01:12:11,206 --> 01:12:12,207 About what? 967 01:12:12,332 --> 01:12:13,417 About Carmen. 968 01:12:14,168 --> 01:12:15,294 Of course not. 969 01:12:15,586 --> 01:12:16,295 OK... 970 01:12:16,336 --> 01:12:19,506 Because I'm going away for a couple of days. 971 01:12:21,508 --> 01:12:22,801 Going to Monemvasia? 972 01:12:22,885 --> 01:12:24,887 No, to Andros. 973 01:12:28,432 --> 01:12:29,474 Have fun. 974 01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:30,851 Thanks. 975 01:12:39,860 --> 01:12:41,069 What an asshole! 976 01:12:41,778 --> 01:12:46,158 Four years with me, it was only Monemvasia. With the new guy, straight to Andros! 977 01:12:46,325 --> 01:12:48,660 He didn't say he was going with the boyfriend. 978 01:12:48,994 --> 01:12:50,579 Who else then? 979 01:12:50,746 --> 01:12:53,040 His alcoholic sister? 980 01:12:53,540 --> 01:12:54,833 Give me a break. 981 01:12:56,210 --> 01:13:00,923 I'm stuck in Athens with his dog, he goes romancing with his new flame? 982 01:13:02,341 --> 01:13:04,676 It's not Panos' dog. It's your dog. 983 01:13:06,178 --> 01:13:07,429 OK, yes! Sure! 984 01:13:08,263 --> 01:13:09,640 So, are we working or not? 985 01:13:31,245 --> 01:13:33,330 That's not how things happened. 986 01:13:33,455 --> 01:13:37,084 First you decided to go to Eretria and then I to Kastellorizo. 987 01:13:37,459 --> 01:13:41,213 - What are you babbling about? - Yep. I remember pretty clearly. 988 01:13:41,338 --> 01:13:43,006 We were over there. 989 01:13:43,215 --> 01:13:44,800 We had come for a swim and 990 01:13:44,925 --> 01:13:48,720 you said you were exhausted and needed a break from everything. 991 01:13:49,012 --> 01:13:51,765 Yes, and I suggested we go to Eretria together. 992 01:13:52,015 --> 01:13:55,477 No, you said you were going to Eretria, period. 993 01:13:55,769 --> 01:13:58,063 Anyway, is it that important? 994 01:13:59,565 --> 01:14:00,691 No. 995 01:14:01,733 --> 01:14:03,151 What's done is done. 996 01:14:04,236 --> 01:14:05,487 Exactly. 997 01:14:06,989 --> 01:14:09,741 What's important is I went to Eretria with Carmen 998 01:14:09,908 --> 01:14:11,910 and we were the talk of the town! 999 01:14:14,788 --> 01:14:19,251 Dude, especially at the litany of the 15th of August, 1000 01:14:19,877 --> 01:14:21,753 more people followed us than the icon. 1001 01:14:21,837 --> 01:14:25,257 This can't be in the script. It's too expensive to shoot. 1002 01:14:25,591 --> 01:14:27,092 Why so negative now? 1003 01:14:28,051 --> 01:14:29,428 I'm not negative. 1004 01:14:29,595 --> 01:14:31,221 I'm just giving you the facts. 1005 01:14:31,471 --> 01:14:33,599 I do know more about shooting. 1006 01:14:33,765 --> 01:14:37,019 You don't have to show the entire fair. Just the litany. 1007 01:14:37,102 --> 01:14:40,772 I don't know. I think... Eretria is not an option in general. 1008 01:14:41,231 --> 01:14:44,526 Filming out of base costs. It has to be within Attica. 1009 01:14:44,568 --> 01:14:46,737 And go where? To Loutsa? By bus? 1010 01:14:49,448 --> 01:14:52,743 If we're gonna be miserable, let's drop the whole scene. 1011 01:14:53,327 --> 01:14:57,164 If Jean-Sebastien covers shooting out of base, we'll go to Kastellorizo. 1012 01:14:57,247 --> 01:14:59,499 To get some nice footage, at least. 1013 01:15:16,808 --> 01:15:18,227 Hey borderline girl. 1014 01:15:18,310 --> 01:15:19,561 Hey. What's up? 1015 01:15:19,937 --> 01:15:23,148 Just arrived from Eretria. We were a total hit with Carmen! 1016 01:15:23,315 --> 01:15:27,778 - Were you after guys all day long? - Nah. The menu was restricted to leftovers. 1017 01:15:28,278 --> 01:15:31,114 - And you? - The usual dry spell. 1018 01:15:31,281 --> 01:15:32,908 Except for the new priest. 1019 01:15:33,367 --> 01:15:37,746 What's the deal? Is Kastellorizo an exile for gay priests? 1020 01:15:38,247 --> 01:15:40,123 I thought they sent them all to Mount Athos. 1021 01:15:40,707 --> 01:15:42,835 Any tourists? 1022 01:15:43,293 --> 01:15:45,170 I'm in no mood for guys. 1023 01:15:46,755 --> 01:15:47,798 What's wrong? 1024 01:15:48,257 --> 01:15:49,132 What do you think? 1025 01:15:49,174 --> 01:15:53,178 All the assholes here are telling me "we haven't seen you in anything." 1026 01:15:54,179 --> 01:15:57,683 I really want to make this film so they all shut up finally. 1027 01:16:02,563 --> 01:16:04,815 And you? Did you think of the script in Eretria? 1028 01:16:05,023 --> 01:16:06,149 I wasn't focused... 1029 01:16:06,608 --> 01:16:08,193 But now I'll get on to it. 1030 01:16:08,402 --> 01:16:09,778 I'm alone anyway. 1031 01:16:09,862 --> 01:16:12,197 And there's not much on offer in August. 1032 01:16:12,573 --> 01:16:14,366 Demosthenes... 1033 01:16:14,700 --> 01:16:18,120 Can you stop thinking only about men? 1034 01:16:19,997 --> 01:16:21,456 What's got into you now? 1035 01:16:21,582 --> 01:16:23,667 Do you have any gripes against me? 1036 01:16:23,876 --> 01:16:26,378 No, I don't. No, yes, I do. 1037 01:16:26,753 --> 01:16:29,840 You drag me into something so important for my career 1038 01:16:30,090 --> 01:16:32,134 and then you can't get your mind off dicks! 1039 01:16:33,802 --> 01:16:34,970 Are you serious now? 1040 01:16:35,888 --> 01:16:38,182 I'm dealing with my father? My mother? 1041 01:16:38,265 --> 01:16:39,600 Panos, the asshole! 1042 01:16:40,309 --> 01:16:42,019 How can I focus on writing? 1043 01:16:42,311 --> 01:16:46,440 - If it's such a drag for you, fuck it. - It's not a drag. 1044 01:16:46,523 --> 01:16:48,150 But try being in my shoes for a moment. 1045 01:16:48,400 --> 01:16:53,488 You rave about finishing the script as if the film will premiere at Cannes. 1046 01:16:53,822 --> 01:16:54,865 OK. 1047 01:16:55,574 --> 01:16:57,576 Let me rave about the film 1048 01:16:57,743 --> 01:17:00,287 and take your time to rave about boyfriends. 1049 01:17:00,454 --> 01:17:01,955 Spare you from nagging! 1050 01:17:02,456 --> 01:17:04,416 OK, whatever... 1051 01:17:08,837 --> 01:17:10,130 Demosthenes... 1052 01:17:10,923 --> 01:17:14,176 Maybe writing together isn't such a good idea after all. 1053 01:17:14,676 --> 01:17:16,428 OK... If you say so. 1054 01:17:17,429 --> 01:17:19,473 So, what? We're calling it quits? 1055 01:17:20,182 --> 01:17:21,600 If that's what you want. 1056 01:17:24,853 --> 01:17:26,939 Splendid. See you then. 1057 01:17:31,068 --> 01:17:32,528 The bitch hung up on me! 1058 01:17:40,994 --> 01:17:44,206 Well done, love! Well done, my little star! 1059 01:17:44,498 --> 01:17:47,668 My little dear! My love! My little doll! 1060 01:17:48,210 --> 01:17:49,294 Mom! 1061 01:17:50,379 --> 01:17:51,672 Come here! 1062 01:17:51,797 --> 01:17:52,881 Mom! 1063 01:17:53,423 --> 01:17:54,967 What a creature! 1064 01:17:55,175 --> 01:17:56,176 These are broken. 1065 01:17:57,219 --> 01:17:58,136 Kate! 1066 01:17:58,303 --> 01:18:00,055 I'm coming, Vasilis! 1067 01:18:00,597 --> 01:18:05,310 See how your father is juiced up? This dog is working miracles. 1068 01:18:06,270 --> 01:18:07,312 I see that. 1069 01:18:07,646 --> 01:18:10,649 I've never heard you say "well done" so many times. 1070 01:18:10,983 --> 01:18:12,025 Well done! 1071 01:18:12,359 --> 01:18:13,527 What? I'm right. 1072 01:18:13,777 --> 01:18:17,239 I must have heard "well done" three times in my whole life. 1073 01:18:18,532 --> 01:18:19,741 What's this about? 1074 01:18:20,576 --> 01:18:21,785 Is it true or not? 1075 01:18:22,077 --> 01:18:26,540 What's your gripe? The sacrifices we've made to raise you. 1076 01:18:26,582 --> 01:18:28,083 What sacrifices, Mom? 1077 01:18:28,417 --> 01:18:30,002 In a manner of speaking. 1078 01:18:30,043 --> 01:18:33,672 For Heaven's sake! You don't choose your family. 1079 01:18:33,881 --> 01:18:37,259 You're right about that. We've all been unlucky in this. 1080 01:18:38,760 --> 01:18:41,096 What's got into you today? 1081 01:18:41,471 --> 01:18:42,681 Isn't it true? 1082 01:18:42,764 --> 01:18:44,933 Are you glad I'm your son or embarrassed? 1083 01:18:45,017 --> 01:18:49,021 Name one mother who's never felt embarrassed for her child! 1084 01:18:53,442 --> 01:18:56,028 Over here. Look at me! 1085 01:18:56,195 --> 01:18:57,529 Kate! 1086 01:18:58,238 --> 01:18:59,281 Kate! 1087 01:18:59,323 --> 01:19:00,782 Wait a minute, Vasilis. 1088 01:19:01,450 --> 01:19:02,784 You're killing me! 1089 01:19:28,936 --> 01:19:30,187 Hi, Mom. What happened? 1090 01:19:31,313 --> 01:19:32,814 My boy... 1091 01:19:33,440 --> 01:19:34,525 He's gone... 1092 01:19:39,905 --> 01:19:41,823 Your father's gone. 1093 01:19:43,825 --> 01:19:45,369 I'll be right there, Mom. 1094 01:20:07,224 --> 01:20:10,936 Again we pray for the repose of the soul of the departed servant of God, Vassilios 1095 01:20:11,270 --> 01:20:14,773 and for the forgiveness of all his sins, both voluntary and involuntary. 1096 01:20:14,940 --> 01:20:18,569 May the Lord God grant his soul rest. 1097 01:20:18,652 --> 01:20:21,154 For the mercies of God, the kingdom of Heaven. 1098 01:20:21,363 --> 01:20:24,867 - Who's the young man? - A friend of Demosthenes. 1099 01:20:25,367 --> 01:20:27,369 Let us pray to the Lord. 1100 01:20:27,661 --> 01:20:31,874 Among the spirits of the righteous perfected in faith, 1101 01:20:32,541 --> 01:20:36,336 give rest, O Savior, to the soul of Your servant, 1102 01:20:36,879 --> 01:20:43,135 keeping them in the blessed life which is from You, O loving One. 1103 01:20:43,343 --> 01:20:49,600 In Your place of rest, O Lord, where all Your Saints repose. 1104 01:20:49,808 --> 01:20:57,399 give rest also to the soul of Your servant, for You alone are immortal. 1105 01:20:57,441 --> 01:20:58,775 I made it on time. 1106 01:20:58,942 --> 01:21:00,194 Thank you for coming. 1107 01:21:22,174 --> 01:21:25,177 And, girls, to cut a long story short, 1108 01:21:25,469 --> 01:21:28,555 the plenary session is over, we go outside to the peristyle 1109 01:21:28,597 --> 01:21:32,017 and Rigillis is on fire. They grabbed each other's hair. 1110 01:21:32,142 --> 01:21:33,185 - No way! - Really! 1111 01:21:33,477 --> 01:21:36,605 Then it was revealed they were neighbors in Mykonos. 1112 01:21:38,440 --> 01:21:40,692 And our girl had built another floor. 1113 01:21:41,443 --> 01:21:43,195 And she blocked her view! 1114 01:21:43,946 --> 01:21:45,072 Crazy right? 1115 01:21:45,072 --> 01:21:46,949 The money wasn't the issue. 1116 01:21:46,949 --> 01:21:49,368 That night they were on the same TV show. 1117 01:21:49,368 --> 01:21:51,119 And when they went live, 1118 01:21:51,119 --> 01:21:54,206 she spilled her coffee on Zeta "by mistake". 1119 01:21:54,248 --> 01:21:56,166 - "By mistake" but on purpose! - That's right. 1120 01:21:56,208 --> 01:21:58,919 They cut to commercials and the set turned into a ring. 1121 01:21:58,961 --> 01:21:59,962 Wow... 1122 01:22:00,963 --> 01:22:02,464 Chaos ensued. 1123 01:22:03,674 --> 01:22:05,175 Why don't you join us? 1124 01:22:05,676 --> 01:22:07,803 I stink like a racoon. 1125 01:22:08,762 --> 01:22:10,889 I think I'd better go get a shower. 1126 01:22:11,306 --> 01:22:12,558 You know what? 1127 01:22:13,225 --> 01:22:15,727 Go to my place, keep Carmen some company too. 1128 01:22:15,769 --> 01:22:19,189 She's been on her own all day. I'll join you later. 1129 01:22:19,690 --> 01:22:20,983 OK. 1130 01:22:25,654 --> 01:22:33,120 Everything's ice cold! Come get your food and drinks! 1131 01:22:40,669 --> 01:22:43,130 I was thinking of Father-Lambros. 1132 01:22:43,255 --> 01:22:46,758 Such things only happen in movies, right? 1133 01:22:46,925 --> 01:22:48,343 Not even in movies. 1134 01:22:48,385 --> 01:22:49,761 No one will buy it. 1135 01:22:49,803 --> 01:22:53,140 We have to put Father-Lambros in the script! 1136 01:22:53,307 --> 01:22:54,892 It's divine retribution par excellence! 1137 01:22:54,933 --> 01:22:59,271 My father damned gays his whole life, and was led to eternal life by a fairy. 1138 01:22:59,313 --> 01:23:01,690 Exactly! It seems fake. 1139 01:23:02,065 --> 01:23:03,692 But that's what actually happened. 1140 01:23:04,067 --> 01:23:06,528 Yes but, reality is not always realistic! 1141 01:23:07,446 --> 01:23:09,323 Listen, Demosthenes. 1142 01:23:10,282 --> 01:23:12,784 I'm not sure I'm into the idea, after all. 1143 01:23:13,202 --> 01:23:14,369 Why not? 1144 01:23:14,536 --> 01:23:18,207 Why...? What's the point of a story about two queens 1145 01:23:18,373 --> 01:23:22,377 dragging a dog back and forth, just because they can't break up? 1146 01:23:24,296 --> 01:23:26,298 That's the story according to you? 1147 01:23:27,090 --> 01:23:28,258 Isn't it? 1148 01:23:40,729 --> 01:23:43,524 Dicks. Dicks. Dicks. 1149 01:23:43,565 --> 01:23:45,067 And as the ancients said: 1150 01:23:45,317 --> 01:23:48,612 "Know thyself... Not a wise man's doing." 1151 01:23:53,825 --> 01:23:56,203 Whenever you want company... 1152 01:23:56,787 --> 01:23:58,121 any time, 1153 01:23:58,747 --> 01:24:00,123 just call me. 1154 01:24:00,791 --> 01:24:02,459 OK, baby gorilla? 1155 01:24:34,783 --> 01:24:37,828 Following a warm welcome from the local residents 1156 01:24:37,995 --> 01:24:41,164 the Prime Minister had lunch with the local officials... 1157 01:24:41,373 --> 01:24:42,749 I borrowed a T-shirt. 1158 01:24:42,916 --> 01:24:43,959 Sure. 1159 01:24:48,172 --> 01:24:49,381 I made you a toast. 1160 01:25:02,352 --> 01:25:03,478 Want some coffee? 1161 01:25:04,188 --> 01:25:05,230 I have to go. 1162 01:25:06,690 --> 01:25:08,150 Wanna hang out tonight? 1163 01:25:12,112 --> 01:25:13,405 OK... 1164 01:25:14,573 --> 01:25:15,657 Sorry. 1165 01:25:39,139 --> 01:25:40,224 Good morning. 1166 01:25:54,196 --> 01:25:57,574 The night of the funeral was a huge blow for me. 1167 01:25:57,741 --> 01:26:01,411 It was then I realized that no matter how much I care for you, 1168 01:26:01,495 --> 01:26:04,039 guys will always be your top priority. 1169 01:26:10,254 --> 01:26:11,713 I believe I've changed. 1170 01:26:12,005 --> 01:26:13,465 That's what you think. 1171 01:26:15,008 --> 01:26:17,386 You mean to change, 1172 01:26:17,719 --> 01:26:23,517 and you fool yourself and the world around that you've changed but... 1173 01:26:23,809 --> 01:26:26,603 - I fool myself? - Yep. 1174 01:26:28,647 --> 01:26:30,941 You play yourself pretty convincingly. 1175 01:26:31,733 --> 01:26:33,026 But... 1176 01:26:36,446 --> 01:26:38,574 I can't keep falling for it. 1177 01:26:39,658 --> 01:26:41,451 Cause, in the end, I get hurt. 1178 01:26:42,995 --> 01:26:44,538 When have I hurt you? 1179 01:26:45,455 --> 01:26:49,668 Seriously, Demosthenes, why do you think I wanted us to write together? 1180 01:26:49,751 --> 01:26:51,753 Just so I could act in a movie? 1181 01:26:52,004 --> 01:26:55,716 For me it was also a chance to hang out together a little more. 1182 01:26:56,008 --> 01:26:57,801 At drama school we were together 24/7. 1183 01:26:57,843 --> 01:27:00,012 And then you hooked up with Panos and disappeared. 1184 01:27:00,095 --> 01:27:01,930 At first, I thought it was just a phase. 1185 01:27:02,055 --> 01:27:03,765 But it lasted four years. 1186 01:27:04,558 --> 01:27:08,353 And now with Thymios, same story. So, I'd better accept the facts. 1187 01:27:09,188 --> 01:27:11,315 We all come second best compared to boyfriends. 1188 01:27:11,523 --> 01:27:13,734 Friends, writing, Carmen too... 1189 01:27:13,817 --> 01:27:15,027 Carmen too? 1190 01:27:15,694 --> 01:27:17,154 Yes, Carmen too. 1191 01:27:17,613 --> 01:27:19,406 Was there a chance you'd keep her? 1192 01:27:19,448 --> 01:27:22,326 OK, I hadn't realized how huge a responsibility that was. 1193 01:27:22,367 --> 01:27:24,536 My maternal instinct interfered. 1194 01:27:24,620 --> 01:27:26,288 Demosthenes... 1195 01:27:26,455 --> 01:27:28,707 If you really wanted her, you would have kept her. 1196 01:27:28,790 --> 01:27:30,834 But deep inside you didn't want her. 1197 01:27:30,959 --> 01:27:34,046 Because what you really needed was a new boyfriend. 1198 01:27:35,214 --> 01:27:36,673 That's not true. 1199 01:27:36,715 --> 01:27:38,467 I spent five months on my own. 1200 01:27:38,842 --> 01:27:41,178 With Thymios it turned official in October. 1201 01:27:41,220 --> 01:27:43,972 Congrats! Huge break! 1202 01:27:45,349 --> 01:27:47,935 Excuse me, am I to blame for meeting nice guys? 1203 01:27:48,352 --> 01:27:49,978 What am I supposed to do? 1204 01:27:50,020 --> 01:27:54,858 Let them go just so I can prove to myself I can survive being single? 1205 01:27:55,734 --> 01:27:57,110 I know I can. 1206 01:27:59,363 --> 01:28:01,073 You really believe that? 1207 01:28:01,865 --> 01:28:03,867 Isn't it true? 1208 01:28:04,493 --> 01:28:05,786 What am I? 1209 01:28:05,994 --> 01:28:09,915 A sad little sissy who can't stand being on her own? 1210 01:28:10,207 --> 01:28:11,959 Who's thirsty for love? 1211 01:28:21,218 --> 01:28:23,428 Is that what you mean by sad little sissy? 1212 01:28:24,388 --> 01:28:27,224 If that's the case, then we're all sad little sissies. 1213 01:30:05,572 --> 01:30:07,699 Daddy is starting work today. 1214 01:30:08,825 --> 01:30:10,702 You stay here and be quiet. 1215 01:30:11,954 --> 01:30:15,457 There's water and there's food. 1216 01:30:15,832 --> 01:30:17,793 You've got your toys. 1217 01:30:18,043 --> 01:30:19,044 OK? 1218 01:30:20,629 --> 01:30:22,339 See you later! 1219 01:30:22,381 --> 01:30:24,007 Behave. All right? 1220 01:30:35,102 --> 01:30:38,230 No, sweetheart. We're not going for a walk. 1221 01:30:38,480 --> 01:30:42,025 I've been clear on this. You have to learn to be alone. 1222 01:30:42,401 --> 01:30:44,862 You can do it! OK? 1223 01:30:44,903 --> 01:30:47,072 I'll be back. All right? 1224 01:31:12,181 --> 01:31:13,599 Carmen, please... 1225 01:31:15,225 --> 01:31:17,394 Don't do this. We talked about this. 1226 01:31:27,237 --> 01:31:28,614 Carmen, stop! 1227 01:32:03,565 --> 01:32:05,192 What's wrong, sweetheart? 1228 01:32:08,654 --> 01:32:11,031 You thought I would abandon you? 1229 01:32:54,533 --> 01:32:56,326 Now let's move on to Scorpio. 1230 01:32:56,368 --> 01:32:59,079 It's definitely not a laid-back summer for you. 1231 01:32:59,162 --> 01:33:02,040 Much of what has been happening to you in recent weeks, 1232 01:33:02,124 --> 01:33:04,126 will affect you in the long run. 1233 01:33:05,210 --> 01:33:10,132 That's the nature of change, which is not your strong point. 1234 01:33:10,883 --> 01:33:13,177 Luckily, the planets are on your side. 1235 01:33:13,886 --> 01:33:16,180 And if you're honest with yourself, 1236 01:33:16,305 --> 01:33:19,641 you'll realize that the change has occurred already. 1237 01:33:20,225 --> 01:33:26,648 You simply need to embrace it and present your new self to the world. 1238 01:33:28,317 --> 01:33:30,652 It's not as scary as it sounds. 1239 01:33:30,819 --> 01:33:34,406 And besides, you Scorpios know better than anyone 1240 01:33:34,698 --> 01:33:39,411 that self-knowledge is nothing but a convenient self-deception. 1241 01:33:51,423 --> 01:33:53,383 We even went to the hairdressers. 1242 01:33:53,383 --> 01:33:54,927 I bought her a carrier. 1243 01:33:55,677 --> 01:33:57,429 I taught her how to sit. 1244 01:33:58,430 --> 01:33:59,681 Carmen? 1245 01:34:00,182 --> 01:34:01,433 Demi plie. 1246 01:34:02,935 --> 01:34:03,977 Voila! 1247 01:34:04,144 --> 01:34:05,354 Congratulations! 1248 01:34:10,400 --> 01:34:12,611 Tonight we'll share the bed, sweetie. 1249 01:34:12,945 --> 01:34:14,488 Did you hear that, doll face? 1250 01:34:22,746 --> 01:34:25,749 How come Panos didn't want such a darling dog? 1251 01:34:29,628 --> 01:34:32,881 I hope he doesn't change his mind and come back for her. 1252 01:34:35,259 --> 01:34:36,301 I don't think so. 1253 01:34:44,518 --> 01:34:45,853 Panos... 1254 01:34:48,564 --> 01:34:49,565 What? 1255 01:34:52,901 --> 01:34:54,945 He seems like a nice guy. 1256 01:34:56,780 --> 01:34:57,948 He is. 1257 01:35:05,664 --> 01:35:07,541 Is Panos... 1258 01:35:11,420 --> 01:35:12,880 What? 1259 01:35:17,634 --> 01:35:19,261 Are you together? 1260 01:35:54,004 --> 01:35:54,880 One, two... 1261 01:35:56,798 --> 01:35:58,050 Testing. One, two. 1262 01:35:59,551 --> 01:36:00,802 Ladies and Gentlemen, 1263 01:36:01,470 --> 01:36:04,473 and now the moment we've all been waiting for. 1264 01:38:30,827 --> 01:38:34,831 So what do you think you've gained from Carmen's summer? 1265 01:38:36,041 --> 01:38:41,922 The hero is supposed to mature, get over his fears... 1266 01:38:42,422 --> 01:38:44,591 It's rule number one. 1267 01:38:45,384 --> 01:38:47,344 What did life teach the hero? 1268 01:38:51,348 --> 01:38:54,476 It taught him that sometimes decisions can be painful. 1269 01:38:55,602 --> 01:38:59,940 It taught him to set... the right priorities. 1270 01:39:04,570 --> 01:39:07,114 You're stuck on the idea that I haven't changed. 1271 01:39:07,197 --> 01:39:08,740 We're talking about the hero, not you. 1272 01:39:08,949 --> 01:39:11,743 And with heroes, how do you verify change? 1273 01:39:12,911 --> 01:39:14,997 You see the hero change at the end. 1274 01:39:15,080 --> 01:39:17,958 How do you know he won't make the same mistakes later on? 1275 01:39:20,460 --> 01:39:21,712 See? 1276 01:39:21,962 --> 01:39:23,422 Movies do the same thing. 1277 01:39:23,505 --> 01:39:27,009 They convince you that people change, though you can't be 100% sure. 1278 01:39:36,727 --> 01:39:38,020 Mosquitoes time... 1279 01:40:12,179 --> 01:40:13,805 And you know what? 1280 01:40:15,140 --> 01:40:17,226 Isn't that something? 1281 01:40:17,684 --> 01:40:18,852 What is? 1282 01:40:18,936 --> 01:40:21,021 To believe that you've changed. 1283 01:40:21,480 --> 01:40:25,734 At least you've spotted the problem and want to correct it. 1284 01:40:26,610 --> 01:40:29,821 And when I say let's write the script together, I mean it. 1285 01:40:29,905 --> 01:40:31,823 Or... Anyway... 1286 01:40:32,491 --> 01:40:33,700 Fuck the script. 1287 01:40:33,867 --> 01:40:35,494 As long as we are good... 1288 01:41:01,228 --> 01:41:02,646 Hey, boys! 1289 01:41:04,064 --> 01:41:05,399 Want some company? 1290 01:41:06,775 --> 01:41:08,443 We're good, thank you... 1291 01:41:09,236 --> 01:41:10,863 OK, good night. 1292 01:41:12,906 --> 01:41:15,659 Oh! I left some dye on you. 1293 01:41:22,040 --> 01:41:23,417 Fuck Jean-Sebastien. 1294 01:41:23,709 --> 01:41:25,419 We'll go straight to Hollywood. 1295 01:41:25,961 --> 01:41:27,421 - You think? - Of course! 1296 01:41:27,880 --> 01:41:29,715 It's a blockbuster. Mark my words. 1297 01:41:30,132 --> 01:41:32,759 So pray tell, who's going to play us? 1298 01:41:33,468 --> 01:41:37,139 For you, Timothée Chalamet for sure! 1299 01:41:37,222 --> 01:41:38,390 I dig that. 1300 01:41:38,640 --> 01:41:39,641 What about me? 1301 01:41:40,976 --> 01:41:42,728 You're a tough part. 1302 01:41:43,187 --> 01:41:44,688 You're a dozen different characters. 1303 01:41:44,855 --> 01:41:48,400 You're a model employee, with your mother you're a kid, 1304 01:41:48,483 --> 01:41:50,402 with boyfriends you're the first lady, 1305 01:41:50,485 --> 01:41:52,279 and with me you're a mentor... 1306 01:41:52,404 --> 01:41:55,949 In other words, I'm a once-in-a-lifetime part. 1307 01:41:56,033 --> 01:41:57,868 Whoever plays me is headed for an Oscar. 1308 01:41:57,910 --> 01:41:59,411 Or a Golden Raspberry. 1309 01:42:01,163 --> 01:42:06,043 Honestly, if we include all your personas it won't be realistic. 1310 01:42:06,418 --> 01:42:08,420 You don't make a very plausible character. 1311 01:42:08,629 --> 01:42:12,925 There's one thing, who I really am, and another which roles I play in life. 1312 01:42:13,175 --> 01:42:16,053 Personally, I think we are what we pretend we are. 1313 01:42:16,678 --> 01:42:21,183 Ever since you started psychotherapy, you talk in Freud quotes. 1314 01:42:21,600 --> 01:42:22,851 Chill a little! 1315 01:42:23,685 --> 01:42:24,978 I've got it! 1316 01:42:26,021 --> 01:42:28,273 Chris Hemsworth will play you. 1317 01:42:28,440 --> 01:42:30,192 Thor? Awesome! 1318 01:42:30,275 --> 01:42:34,947 - I don't think he's played a queer before. - High time he won an Oscar... 1319 01:42:36,365 --> 01:42:39,868 How about Garfield for Panos? He's got intense eyebrows too. 1320 01:42:40,953 --> 01:42:43,163 And that's where any resemblance ends. 1321 01:42:43,247 --> 01:42:45,707 Come on! Plus, he can pass as bisexual. 1322 01:42:46,834 --> 01:42:49,086 You still think Panos is bisexual? 1323 01:42:49,461 --> 01:42:52,965 Let me tell you something. That's very narrow minded. 1324 01:42:53,465 --> 01:42:55,717 Not all bisexuals are closeted gays! 1325 01:42:56,009 --> 01:42:57,970 Bisexuals are real. 1326 01:42:59,346 --> 01:43:01,723 We should put that in the movie too. 1327 01:43:02,140 --> 01:43:04,977 - How many messages can one film convey? - Many. 1328 01:45:15,691 --> 01:45:17,276 Still here, honey? 1329 01:45:17,734 --> 01:45:19,862 Much like you, dear... 1330 01:45:20,153 --> 01:45:22,781 Are you up for a drink? 1331 01:45:23,031 --> 01:45:24,449 Let's go! 1332 01:45:33,667 --> 01:45:34,960 I need to pee. 1333 01:45:36,086 --> 01:45:37,296 I'll join you. 1334 01:46:00,235 --> 01:46:01,445 {\an8}Hey... 1335 01:46:02,487 --> 01:46:04,948 Should we make it a movie within a movie? 1336 01:46:05,115 --> 01:46:06,241 Meaning? 1337 01:46:07,117 --> 01:46:10,829 Have the two of us recalling Carmen's summer 1338 01:46:11,496 --> 01:46:13,999 and thinking about turning it into a movie. 1339 01:46:14,583 --> 01:46:15,959 Not bad... 1340 01:46:16,376 --> 01:46:17,961 I dig it. 90142