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- My powers of destruction
had reached dizzying heights.
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Lady Parts would not play
Sound Smash on account of my--
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- Play something.
- Amina, come on.
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- I, the unwilling saboteur,
had carpet bombed
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everything the band
had wanted.
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I didn't deserve to be
a part of Lady Parts.
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They weren't the only ones
I had let down.
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- I would never just leave
your party, FYI.
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It was my engagement party,
Amina.
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And you just disappeared.
- Sorry.
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I couldn't tell Noor
the real reason I left.
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But I wanted to tell her
something true.
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He doesn't like me.
- What?
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- Ahsan, he's--
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he's just not into me.
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- He what?
- It's over.
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I mean, it never really
was anything.
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So.
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- Babe.
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- Yeah.
I don't know.
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I just ruin everything.
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For Lady Parts.
For Noor.
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I should just wear a sign,
"ruiner of lives."
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[rock music]
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Dreams dashed,
back to the grind.
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They dystopian monotony.
The symphony in grey.
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- Excuse me, sir.
Would you like to--
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- The grind.
A concerto of the mundane.
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The grind.
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Grinding you down into a soft
powder of pure, uncut rage.
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Only Momtaz refused to accept
our audition failing.
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She was going to put
Lady Parts on the map,
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no question about it.
Her modus operandi?
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Incessantly posting
band-related content.
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A call to the masses.
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A movement
for radical transformation.
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An entreaty to change
the world one chord at a time.
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Please like and subscribe.
- Hmm.
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[rock music]
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♪ ♪
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- One thing was clear.
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The band was better off
without me.
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My place was here
among the algae.
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Ah!
- Sorry!
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Sorry, I just--
- Hi.
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- Sorry.
Hi, hello.
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- God, you can't just walk
from the shadows
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like some creepy axe murderer.
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- Well, that's a step up
from male escort, right?
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- [chuckles nervously]
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- So this is the lab, huh?
- Mm-hmm.
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- It's very lab-y.
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Test tube.
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Classic.
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I'm sorry
the gig didn't go as planned.
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Ayesha told me.
Just wanna check you're okay.
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- Yeah, I'm all right.
Considering I single-handedly
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dismantled everything
they had been working for.
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- Wow.
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You've got
some nerve being here.
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- Oh, hi.
Yeah, I was just going.
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- Leading girls on.
What is that?
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Some sort of sport for you?
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- No.
Yeah, no, sorry.
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- Listen, she might look
desperate, but she's not.
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She's a strong
independent woman.
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And you are a sad,
pathetic little man.
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- Yeah, that's exactly
what my mum said.
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Sorry.
Bye.
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- It's actually chilling
how vile he is.
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- Yeah.
Chilling.
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Ahsan had done his duty
as my fake man.
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And here I was,
back on the shelf.
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There was only
one matriarch standing.
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Alas, dear vessel
of creative life.
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I release you
from my quaking unworthy hands.
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May you find solace elsewhere.
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[dramatic choir singing]
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♪ ♪
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[door entry bell dings]
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Saira?
- Mm-hmm?
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- Sorry.
I um--
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I wanted to apologise
for, like,
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messing up the audition
and crushing your dreams.
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I--I wanted to return Fabio.
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- Fabio?
- I mean, your guitar.
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- Is that what you want?
- I can't play with you.
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You saw me.
I--I can't perform.
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- You froze.
You didn't puke.
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That's progress.
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If you wanna be in the band,
I will do everything
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in my power to help you
get over your anxiety.
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Only if you want it.
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- Why would you help me?
- I don't know.
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I think you're good.
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[soft guitar music]
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♪ ♪
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- I can't believe
she didn't tell me.
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Having a sister
is the kind of thing
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you tell people
you're close to.
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- Look, I'm not saying
that Saira's not great, man.
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I'm just saying
come along tonight.
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Meet Layla.
You'll like her.
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She's always asking about you.
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She is serious.
Allow Saira.
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- No.
Don't allow Saira.
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Just give her space.
She'll come around.
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- Come on.
She barely considers him.
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She didn't tell him
about her dead sis.
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She always puts the band first.
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Cut and run, bro.
Cut and run.
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- So, just so I'm fully clear
on what you have just said.
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You have just said, in front
of our female child no less,
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if a woman puts her work
before a man,
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it is reason enough to,
as you put it, "cut and run"?
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- Uh--no, no.
No, I mean--
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you have
done it brilliantly, babe.
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You've got the family unit
and the art both co-existing
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in happy symbiosis.
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Right?
- Mm.
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Daughter, I think we should
depart from this place
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before we choke on the fumes
of this toxic masculinity.
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- Okay.
Bye, Papa.
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Bye uncle Abdullah.
- Bye, baby.
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- See you later.
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- Mm-mm.
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- Look, come along tonight,
yeah?
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Meet Layla.
You'll like her.
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- Come to your poetry night?
It's not really my scene.
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- It is a spoken word
evening, actually.
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[brakes squealing]
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- Why are we stopping?
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[doors thudding]
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Excuse me.
I didn't ask for an Uber pool.
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- Oh, I think you did, sir.
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The system
gets confused sometimes.
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- 'Sup.
- Hey.
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- Yo, yo, yo, my people.
- Do you know these people?
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- No, man.
- Check it out.
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This is the woman
who's gonna put us on the map.
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- I am a woman of colour.
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I seek
to elevate women of colour.
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I advocate for women of colour.
I create for women of colour.
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- My God.
Turn that shit off, man.
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I'm gonna be sick.
- It's annoying,
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but I appreciate the sentiment.
- Who is this sociopath?
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- This sociopath is Zarina Zee.
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The influencer who retweeted us
and kindly directed
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some much needed
online traffic our way.
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She wants to meet us.
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So we gotta show her
we dig her vibe.
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Ultimate fan girls.
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- Excuse me.
I am very late.
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- Chill, Winston.
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[rock music]
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♪ ♪
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- Saira's offer to help had
left me with a choice.
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Did I want to be in the band?
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♪ ♪
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I can't deny,
it did feel quite good.
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- I'm devastated for you.
- What?
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- Ahsan.
- Oh, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Sure, we had
the occasional disagreement.
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- She's dead!
- Some men are just dogs.
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- I heard he only dates
white girls.
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- Oh.
- Typical.
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- But somehow,
it just felt right.
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[all shouting]
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- Wow.
- Thank you all
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for holding space with me.
I just--I'm sorry.
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I need to--I forgot to check
on my fungal growth...
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in the lab.
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Experiment.
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- We need to impress her.
So please behave.
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- Do you reckon her face
is frozen in, like,
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a constant pout?
Like, "Hey, guys.
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Welcome to my channel.
Like and subscribe."
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- Yeah, do you reckon
she'll orgasm
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if I double tap her
on the forehead?
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- Stop it.
- [laughs]
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- Okay.
So she should be here somewhere.
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[gasps]
And there she is.
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- Hey.
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[singing in foreign language]
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♪ ♪
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- When I saw that video,
I was, like, dead.
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Like, actually dead.
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Such strength and sisterhood.
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You guys are serving up
a real feminine power
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that has me,
like, actually dead.
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- Appreciate you.
- Too kind.
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- Your feminine power has us
actually dead too.
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- Aw, thanks, hun.
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So then, I was desperate
to meet you guys.
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Because obvs, you guys
are queens, and I'm a big fan.
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- We're fans of you, queen.
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- Anyway, as the new
culture editor
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of Yellow Tongue Magazine--
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I know, humble brag,
humble brag, humble brag--
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I would like my first main
feature to be on you guys.
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On Lady Parts.
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- Fuck no.
Yellow Tongue?
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No.
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That is some bottom
of the barrel shit.
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- It's the most
read online publication.
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- Most read online publication,
or most clicked?
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- That's some real bourgeois
snobbery for a Marxist.
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- Let's see.
"Yellow Tongue."
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Ooh, here's a hard-hitting
piece.
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"Legoland on Acid."
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Ooh, a quiz.
What percentage sex pest am I?
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- Yeah, so it's got some lower
brow stuff for the punches,
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but it does great journalism.
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Like that series on burgeoning
music scenes
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in war-torn countries.
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"Sex, Drones, and Rock n Roll."
It was legit.
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And Zarina is the real deal.
If you'd met her, you'd get it.
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- It's possible,
but Amina pretty much
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quit the band today.
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- Forget Amina.
She's done her bit.
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She auditioned with us.
It didn't work out.
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- Still, no lead guitarist,
no band.
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No band, no damn interview.
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[door entry bell dings]
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- I wanna be in the band.
I want to play.
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Yes!
Feels so good to say it.
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Whoo!
I'm in.
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- Sick.
- Looks like we have a band.
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I'm setting up the interviews.
- Yeah, yeah, whatever.
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We're gonna fix you.
Kick this stage fright
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once and for all.
- Great.
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How?
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- Saira's plan
was simple, yet terrifying.
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I, Amina Hussain,
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would conquer my anxiety
through the medium of poetry.
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- I sip the blood
from your red lips.
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Sip.
Sip.
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S--
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[chuckles]
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[snapping applause]
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- Abdullah is full
of charm and quirk.
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You'll love him.
Everyone does.
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And yeah, it's not usual
for him to be late.
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He'll be here soon.
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- The real slim shady
has a foot fetish.
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[snapping]
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The real slim shady
is harbouring
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feelings of inadequacy.
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[snapping]
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[snapping applause]
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- I didn't think
I could do this.
253
00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:47,820
Saira, I can't do this.
- Why not?
254
00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:49,740
- My poem, it sucked.
255
00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:51,300
My poem, it sucks.
256
00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:52,900
- It doesn't matter.
- I was freaking out.
257
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,220
I think I'm freaking out.
258
00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:56,300
- Good.
Feel the fear.
259
00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:58,860
Really feel the fear
and do it anyway.
260
00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:00,860
Move through it.
- What?
261
00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:07,960
- The revolution
will not be circumcised.
262
00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:12,460
[snapping applause]
263
00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:14,420
- Oh.
264
00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:15,980
- Thank you.
265
00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:19,820
Um, please, next up,
can we have... Saira?
266
00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:21,020
Um--Saira!
267
00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:24,120
[snapping applause]
268
00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:27,540
- Didn't know you were
gonna be here.
269
00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:29,640
- So?
270
00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:34,860
'Sup.
271
00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:37,100
Yeah, I'm Saira.
272
00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:39,100
I'm gonna speak some words.
273
00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:40,380
These words aren't mine.
274
00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:43,060
They were written by
Faiz Ahmed Faiz.
275
00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:45,500
My granddad's favorite poet.
276
00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:49,340
So, yeah.
277
00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:52,040
I wanna dedicate this
to a new friend.
278
00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:55,200
[clears throat]
279
00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:57,820
Speak,
280
00:12:57,920 --> 00:13:00,980
for your two lips are free.
281
00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:02,700
Speak,
282
00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:05,740
for your tongue
is still your own.
283
00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:07,900
This straight body
still is yours.
284
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,380
Speak,
285
00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:12,740
your life is still your own.
286
00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:14,820
See how
in the blacksmith's forge,
287
00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:17,900
flames leap high
and steel glows red,
288
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,820
padlocks opening
wide their jaws.
289
00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:24,120
Every chain's
embrace outspread.
290
00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:27,940
Time enough is this brief hour.
291
00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:31,620
Until body and tongue lie dead.
292
00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:33,380
Speak,
293
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:36,460
for truth is living yet.
294
00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:38,180
Speak,
295
00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:41,200
whatever must be said.
296
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:47,000
[snapping applause]
297
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,580
- There he is.
298
00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:58,780
Damn.
Okay.
299
00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:00,940
Are you gonna introduce us?
300
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,620
- Ah.
301
00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:04,380
Let's move on, shall we?
302
00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:07,940
Next up, we have Amina.
303
00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:10,140
Do we have an Amina?
- Here.
304
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:11,220
Go on.
You can do this.
305
00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:12,820
I'm right here, okay?
306
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:15,920
[snapping applause]
307
00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:20,700
- Abdullah?
- Yeah.
308
00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:23,220
- Layla.
Hi, how are you doing?
309
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,560
[snapping applause]
310
00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:32,640
- [exhales]
311
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:41,820
Feelings are like... flowers.
312
00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:44,380
They... bloom.
313
00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:46,620
They... wither.
314
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,720
They...
315
00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:53,460
Perish.
Sorry.
316
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:57,240
This is--sorry, I--sorry,
I don't think I can do this.
317
00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:07,580
Look, I just--I'm just trying
to play--
318
00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:11,660
play, you know, play...
319
00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:13,580
in a band.
320
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,220
A band.
Mad.
321
00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:18,420
Mad, right?
322
00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:20,420
Bu--but I can't.
323
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,660
I keep--I keep--I keep--
[laughs]
324
00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:23,900
This.
[laughs]
325
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,800
Basically.
[giggles nervously]
326
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:33,300
But I really like it.
The band, it's like...
327
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,020
Godzilla.
[laughs]
328
00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:38,380
I--I mean, I think um...
329
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:39,860
after she destroys the city.
330
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:42,780
Really calm,
331
00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:45,380
mindful she must feel.
332
00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,660
I don't know, I don't know.
I mean, I--I think, "Godzilla."
333
00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:50,400
[laughs uncontrollably]
334
00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:56,240
You know what?
I--I really like it.
335
00:15:57,280 --> 00:16:01,660
I just--I just--I just--I
just--I just--mm.
336
00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:04,180
I don't want
337
00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:08,060
to puke anymore.
338
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:09,540
Okay?
339
00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:11,640
[exhales]
340
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,440
I just want to play.
341
00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:22,900
- Whoo!
[laughs]
342
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,140
[snapping applause]
343
00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:26,140
You did it.
- I did?
344
00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:28,420
- Yeah.
- [laughs]
345
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:30,720
- Now we're getting somewhere.
346
00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:35,020
[rock music]
347
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:42,120
♪ ♪
348
00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:46,420
- [giggling]
349
00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:50,620
♪ ♪
350
00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:51,860
- Let's get out of here, huh?
351
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:53,960
- Okay.
Sure.
352
00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:57,380
- Saira, it's not
what you think.
353
00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:58,820
Saira.
354
00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:01,260
Saira.
Saira, wait.
355
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:05,020
I don't know who she is.
I mean, her name's Layla.
356
00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:06,780
I've never met her before.
Wasim wanted me to meet her.
357
00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:09,380
I--I didn't--
- It's cool, it's fine.
358
00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:10,980
- Yeah, it's nothing.
- It wasn't working out
359
00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:12,540
with us anyway, was it?
360
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,300
So let's call it.
361
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,020
Noble effort, yeah?
362
00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:17,460
- Wait.
Saira.
363
00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:18,980
Saira, seriously?
364
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:21,180
What the fuck?
Saira!
365
00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:36,020
- You were fucking amazing.
Amazing.
366
00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:38,120
- Thanks for your help.
367
00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:41,140
So who was that guy?
368
00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:42,900
- My boyfriend.
369
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,300
Well, was.
- What?
370
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,100
- My fucking boyfriend.
Fuck!
371
00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:47,500
Just back off.
372
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:48,700
You wanna waterboard me
about it?
373
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:50,800
Fuck.
374
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:54,600
- Sorry.
375
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,740
Do you wanna stay at mine?
376
00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:03,980
- Stay at yours?
- Mm-hmm.
377
00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:06,500
- What, like a sleepover?
378
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,380
My mum never let me
go to sleepovers.
379
00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:10,340
- Yeah.
380
00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:12,900
Sleepover.
Why not?
381
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,000
Could be fun.
382
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,780
- You're in a punk band?
- Yes, Ma.
383
00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:20,780
- Vah!
And you haven't been--[retches]
384
00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:22,820
- Mm-mm.
- Or--[farts]
385
00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:24,580
- Well, Saira's actually
helping me
386
00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:26,380
get over my stage fright, so.
387
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:28,780
- Well, alhumdulillah.
388
00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:30,100
Thank you, Saira.
389
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:32,060
- Thank you, Saira.
390
00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:33,740
- It's no problem.
391
00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:35,300
- This is so exciting.
392
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:37,500
- [chuckles]
Oh, you know,
393
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:40,360
I met Don McLean, hmm?
394
00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:43,140
Well, when I was in Washington.
- Yes, Baba.
395
00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:44,940
No one cares.
- Oh.
396
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,300
- Why didn't you tell us?
397
00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:49,500
"Lady Parts."
398
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:51,540
Great name.
399
00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:54,540
[soft guitar music]
400
00:18:54,640 --> 00:19:01,640
♪ ♪
401
00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,260
[line beeps]
- Hey, it's Abdullah.
402
00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:11,020
Leave a message.
[voicemail beeps]
403
00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:12,660
- Yeah.
Hey.
404
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:15,600
Um... it's me.
405
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:21,600
Hope you're... having
a nice evening?
406
00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:24,840
I just--
407
00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:28,760
Her name is Ruksana.
408
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,740
My big sister.
409
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:36,900
But she made everyone call her
Roxy 'cause she hated her name.
410
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,620
I thought Roxy was
pretty stupid too.
411
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:41,120
But she liked it.
412
00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:45,940
She was 16...
413
00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:48,040
when she died.
414
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,960
Leukaemia.
415
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,180
Okay, this is weird.
Sorry.
416
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,540
- [automated voice]
Message deleted.
417
00:19:58,640 --> 00:19:59,620
- Ugh!
418
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:02,540
[soft guitar music]
419
00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:09,320
♪ ♪
420
00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:12,300
- Yes.
Was he right?
421
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:13,860
- Uh-huh.
- Give me a high five, man.
422
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:16,380
That was it.
- [chuckles]
423
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:17,940
- Morning.
424
00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:21,420
- Hey, little baby.
- Oh, Amina, Amina, Amina.
425
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:25,340
Taz's influencer person
has got us a gig tonight.
426
00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:27,420
- Tonight?
427
00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:29,520
- You've got this.
428
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:32,260
Hmm?
429
00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:34,460
- Mm?
Mm-hmm.
430
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:36,140
Maybe Saira was right.
431
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:38,500
After all, last night
I had performed poetry
432
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,580
without excretions
of any sort.
433
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:42,700
I was ready for anything.
434
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:44,800
But not for this.
435
00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:52,140
- Fuck me.
We're fucked.
436
00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:53,380
- Taz, what is this?
437
00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:54,580
- Shit.
Okay, I didn't know
438
00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:56,680
it was this kind of place.
439
00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:59,280
- [chuckles nervously]
440
00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:00,860
- We've just set up
in the back.
441
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,940
Isn't it perfect?
- Perf, totes perf.
442
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:05,620
- It's not really our scene.
- Exactly.
443
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:07,340
"Lady Parts
takes on racist Britain."
444
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:09,700
- These people aren't
necessarily racist.
445
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:13,400
- Guys, I think
I'm experiencing fear.
446
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:18,940
- Give us a song then,
sweetheart.
447
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:20,860
- Your husband let you out of
the house tonight, did he?
448
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,460
[laughter]
449
00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:24,580
- I felt like we were
in the firing line
450
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:26,760
ready for our court martial.
451
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:31,580
[breathing nervously]
- Boo.
452
00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:33,420
[laughter]
453
00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:35,020
- We are Lady Parts.
454
00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:37,540
Here's a little something
we thought you might like.
455
00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:40,780
- [laughs]
- Fucking waste of my time.
456
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:42,940
[intense guitar chord]
457
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:45,300
- Bloody hell.
458
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:50,420
♪ ♪
459
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:52,860
- ♪ Tumble out of bed,
and stumble to the kitchen ♪
460
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:55,100
♪ Pour myself a cup
of ambition ♪
461
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:57,580
both: ♪ And yawn and stretch
and try to come to life ♪
462
00:21:57,680 --> 00:22:00,060
♪ ♪
463
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:02,340
- ♪ Jump into the shower
and the blood starts pumpin' ♪
464
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:04,420
♪ Out on the streets,
the traffic starts jumpin' ♪
465
00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:08,820
both: ♪ For folks like me,
on the job from nine to five ♪
466
00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:11,260
♪ Workin' nine to five ♪
467
00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:13,140
- They hated us.
468
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:15,140
But nothing bothered Saira.
469
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:16,860
She was unfazed.
470
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:20,380
It was kind of... cool.
471
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:22,140
[sighs]
Time for my solo.
472
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:23,820
Time to play.
473
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:26,460
Come on, hands.
Come on!
474
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:28,740
Ah!
475
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:30,660
[electric guitar melody]
476
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:33,260
- Yay!
Amina!
477
00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:36,860
♪ ♪
478
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:38,420
- Yes, Amina!
479
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:41,780
♪ ♪
480
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:44,140
- It was happening.
481
00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:45,660
I was playing!
482
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:47,740
♪ ♪
483
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:48,980
Oh, my God.
- [laughs]
484
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:51,180
- Yay!
- Yeah!
485
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:53,020
- Whoo!
486
00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:54,940
- ♪ They let you dream
just to watch them shatter ♪
487
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,540
♪ You're just a step on the
boss man's ladder ♪
488
00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:59,860
all: ♪ But you got dreams
he'll never take away ♪
489
00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:02,500
- Turn it in, will ya?
490
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:04,740
- ♪ On the same boat
with a lot of your friends ♪
491
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:07,060
♪ Waiting for the day
your ship will come in ♪
492
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:09,020
all: ♪ The tide's gonna turn
and it's all gonna ♪
493
00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:11,340
♪ Roll your way ♪
494
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:13,700
both: ♪ Working nine to five ♪
495
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:16,260
♪ What a way to make a living ♪
496
00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:18,660
♪ Barely gettin' by ♪
497
00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:20,900
♪ It's all taking,
and no giving ♪
498
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,620
all: ♪ It's a rich man's game ♪
499
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:25,780
♪ No matter what they call it ♪
- Boo!
500
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:28,140
- ♪ And you'll
spend your life ♪
501
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:31,880
all: ♪ Putting money
in his wallet ♪
502
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:40,500
all: Yeah!
503
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:42,980
- We had done it.
We had performed.
504
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:46,820
We were a real band.
A proper live band.
505
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:48,780
True, the crowd
weren't exactly going wild.
506
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:52,020
But this was a victory,
and the only way was up.
507
00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:54,100
Or so we thought.
508
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:57,100
[dramatic guitar music]
509
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:58,700
♪ ♪
510
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:00,740
[all shouting]
511
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:03,740
[rock music]
512
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:10,840
♪ ♪
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